Jude and Scylla dialouge

[10:39] ER: just get to the fucking point already, I'm not in the mood for this
[10:40] CT: ssshe assscended to god tier
[10:40] CT: ssshe can only die permanantyl if the death isss jussst or heroic
[10:41] CT: and i dont think sssuicide isss either
[10:41] ER: please tell me you're serious right now
[10:41] ER: please, I don't think I could take a lie like this
[10:42] CT: look
[10:42] CT: im horrible
[10:42] CT: but youre obviousssly in dissstressssss
[10:42] ER: haha, yeah, no shit
[10:42] CT: and asss fun asss it would be to watch you kill yourssself fighting sssomething, itsss not near asss fun watching you kill yourssself over sssomething asss petty asss a dead friend
[10:43] CT: ssso im ssseriousss :)
[10:43] ER: if you're telling the truth on this, I honestly would've kissed you if not for that final part
[10:44] CT: <3
[10:44] CT: i dont want to kissssss a human who made out with a bloody corpssse
[10:44] ER: you're lucky I'm really happy that my friend is going to come back
[10:45] ER: otherwise, I would've stopped talking a long time ago
[10:46] CT: no ssscalesss off my tale if you do :)
[10:46] CT: *tail
[10:46] CT: sssigh
[10:48] ER: it's almost like you want me to hate you
[10:48] ER: seriously, decide if we're gonna be friends or if we're gonna hate each other, get's kind of old going back and forth
[10:49] CT: you hate me?
[10:49] ER: it's honestly getting there
[10:49] CT: oh my...
[10:51] ER: what?
[10:52] CT: ;)
[10:52] CT: no wonder you black flirt with me ssso often
[10:52] ER: what, do you like people hating you or something?
[10:52] ER: what the hell does black flirt mean?
[10:53] CT: i mussst admit, ive been feeling rather hateful toward you myssself
[10:53] CT: itsss good to know the feeling isss mutual <3<
[10:53] ER: I have no idea what the fuck is going on
[10:55] CT: oh fuck, i forgot humansss dont hate date
[10:55] CT: jussst forget it
[10:56] ER: you know what? fuck it, I do hate you. you've been acting like such a bitch since day one! how anyone else has liked you before is beyond me
[10:57] ER: I'm thankful with the help with my friend, but right now? screw you
[10:58] CT: :(
[10:58] CT: <3< you too
[10:59] CT: ;)
[10:59] ER: what the fuck does that even mean?!
[10:59] CT: oh my god
[10:59] CT: youre infuriating
[11:00] ER: ohhhhhh trust me, it's going both ways, sister!
[11:01] CT: hasss no one explained the quadrantsss sssyssstem to you?
[11:01] ER: no, no one ever has
[11:01] CT: oh my god
[11:01] CT: okay um
[11:02] CT: matessspritessship, <3, romance, red ssstuff?
[11:02] CT: kisssmessssssisssssstude, <3<, romance, black ssstuff?
[11:02] CT: um red isss love and black isss hate
[11:03] CT: um then you have
[11:03] CT: moirailallegiancesss, <>, and theyre pale, and more like a sssupercharged friendssship
[11:04] CT: and then theresss the aussspisssitice, c3< and itsss when sssomeone keepsss kisssmessssssisss' apart
[11:04] CT: there thatsss sssimple enough