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  1. Larry Allen strikes point pose, flexing his chest and back muscles, "A challenger appears!"
  2. Douglas J. Condor: Now now, challenging me to a flex off my cost you your life. Do you accept these charges? It could get messy.
  3. Halley Wilkins: I'm not cleaning up.
  4. Halley Wilkins: Well, not /that/ mess anyway.
  5. ‘York’: I must, I have trained for years!
  6. Halley Wilkins: My panties can only take so much.
  7. **Larry Allen brings both his arms up and starts flexing them,"Kyah!" He says in a slight grunt.
  8. Larry Allen: Make jokes while you can girly! This can only end one way!
  9. **’York’’s neck snaps over to Larry "We must work together my friend!"
  10. **Larry Allen brings both his arms down, flexing them below his chest, showing off his arm and chest muscles, "This battle makes the gods whimper!"
  11. **Douglas J. Condor crossed his arms; a smirk so smug upon his face it strikes attitude into the air molecules around his very being. "I'm not one to turn down a challenge."
  12. Larry Allen: You take the lead York, I will follow!
  13. ‘York’: Hit me with your best shot.
  14. **Larry Allen strikes a squat flex, showing off his well-toned gluttes."Uaah!"
  15. **Douglas J. Condor would kneel down, one arm up and behind his back, the other down and into the front of him. He would squeeze the inner limits of his being to visibly bulge out his impressive muscle mass. "TOOOOH'RYAAAAH!"
  16. **’York’ looks over at Larry "You know what we must do!" he says looking back at the falcon gynu force G- pose, the gods eyes widen as they realize what’s happening
  17. **Larry Allen quickly steps behind York and strikes a Y-pose perfectly, "Well played traveler!" "But not good enough for this!"
  18. **’York’ hops up onto the table striking a gynu N- pose "Can you defeat us though!? It shall be hard to tell!"
  19. **Larry Allen moves forward and grabs a nearby chair and jumps onto it, striking a Gynu-force U pose, causing angelic singing to be heard in the background.
  20. Larry Allen has rolled 85.
  21. **The suns collide as the angels sing in the background, the gods crying and dying of a heart attack.
  22. **Douglas J. Condor would adjusting his kneeling pose to a more forward stance, an arm to either side to him and a bit behind his back in the air. His body visibly shook with intensity and strength, his 8-pack abs and pectorals jutting out in a display of pure, muscly manliness. "UUUUU'RYAAAAAH!" As he sounded off, his body would ignite in flame briefly, electricity arcing off him and harmlessly onto the floor around him.
  23. [LOOC] Larry Allen: I think the condor just won.
  24. **Halley Wilkins steps away from the arcs, apparently unimpressed as she continues to observe the event unfolding before her eyes.
  25. **’York’ hops off the table and flexes his muscles into a heroic pose a green holographic phoenix forming behind him as he does so "YOU CAN NOT BEAT ME!"
  26. **Larry Allen seems phased by the awesome display of power given off by the falcon, me strikes a new pose, dedicating his love for the sun god. “Good show!"
  27. **Douglas J. Condor shook still from his intense juttering of strength and manliness, standing up slowly from the pose he was in. "This is it! Prepare for the ULTIMATE POSE!" The captain took a forward stance while standing, one leg up, leaning forward and bit, and arms curled under his chest as he yelled out. "CONDOR... FLEEEEX!" His arms flew out from under his chest, now over and behind his back, arms shaking form the pure magnitude of strength. From his body, a burning image of the condor would envelop him.
  28. **Larry Allen visually gets defeated by the overwhelming show of power the Condor has just shown, he instantly takes a knee and bows down before the muscle king.
  29. **’York’ stares at the Condor in front of him taking a step forward staring him straight down "I cannot be defeated!" he says forming into a phoenix pose his pure manliness makes his armor come off dropping to the floor only in his BDU's now as he stares the condor down with his one good eye and his cybernetic eye.
  30. Halley Wilkins: Oh my.
  31. **Douglas J. Condor would continue the pose, the gritted scowl on his face intensifying. The Condor would become incredibly more prevalent and visible, the very temperature of the room beginning to rise. The volume of his next yell would likely hurt the ears of those without helmets. "SSSSSHHHHHUUUUU'LRAIIIHHHHHHHHHH!"
  32. **The only female in the room becomes nothing more than a quivering river of ecstasy
  33. Screaming and faint angelic chorus' float from the engine room of the ship.
  34. [LOOC] Douglas J. Condor: that’s misogynistic
  35. **Halley Wilkins swings the other way.
  36. **Damn.
  37. In the engine room, or the mechanical room?
  38. **Implying you have to be straight to get turned on by the Condor
  39. It's on the way to the engine room ANYWAY so FUCK YOU.
  40. **True.
  41. **Well shit.
  42. **'York' winces as the shout pierces his ears not breaking his pose taking another step forward "I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED, NOT BY A MORTAL MAN!" the green holographic phoenix behind him turns into a green holographic light rays on him somehow don’t question it, the suns colliding "ARE YOU READY FOR MY FINAL MOVE!?"
  43. Douglas J. Condor: BRING IIIITTTTTTT!
  44. **'York' yells out as he flexes his shirt ripping and revealing his muscular chest his abs clearly visible his beautiful military body becoming apparent, the gods lights shine down on his chest the bulges of his arms appearing that would make the mortal man quiver "YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT YORK!" he shouts out loudly.
  45. Halley Wilkins: ...I feel like I've seen those abs before. Weird.
  46. **Douglas J. Condor internally knew that this display was impressive. However he pitied that fact that York thought that he was a mere mortal. "THE CONDOR IS NO MERE MORTAL; THE CONDOR IS ETERNAAAAAL!" The flames of the condor would reach up to York's revealed muscles and skin. If York didn't back down now, the fiery blaze of the condor would sure turn his skin into a barbeque!
  47. **'York' hops up onto the table taking a step back flexing not backing down internally "I WILL NEVER FALL! NOT LIKE THIS!" he says as he tries to get safe distance from the fire but at least the flames give him a golden crisp tan the tan adding to the beautiful body.
  48. **The room would be uncomfortably hot now, sweat beading down anyone; including the Captain. The Captain would yell out once more; the condor itself shrieking out in fiery justice and might.
  49. **Halley Wilkins shifts uncomfortably, glancing between the two competitors as she sways on her feet lightly.
  50. **'York' hops down flexing the sweat pouring down making his beautiful abs just shine even brighter now yelling in a beauty that is similar to Goku going super saiyan, his bare chest still exposed to the whole room taking the heat in like a man
  51. **Larry Allen is still kneeling.
  52. **Spare bits of paper begin to catch fire as the two increasingly power up.
  53. **The condor would look to its contender; the might bird of flame crying out again. It SPEWED FIRE OUT IF IT'S MOUTH at York, the Captain himself seeming not to control it.
  54. **'York' quickly using his beautiful manly reflexes goes to roll out of the way of the spewed fire and strike his beautiful manly pose once he stood again, the green hologram forming holographic flames around him "YOUR FIRE CAN NOT DEFEAT ME!"
  55. **Douglas J. Condor seeming to be a conduit for this mighty beast at this point, would simply track York, simply to set him ablaze, or at least back down. It seemed normal, but then electricity mixed in with the fire breath. The condor shrieked the whole time it spewed out its breath.
  56. **'York' refuses to back down it seems moving once again to get out of the fire breath doing a dark souls roll backwards to try and avoid it "YOUR FIRE CAN NOT BEAT YORK I AM EVERLASTING!" using Larry as cover also.
  57. **Larry Allen has his shielding flare up, him moving out of the fiery breath, "You are being a coward your! Face him!"
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