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2:53 PM - Jordan4: i would say "I'd buy tickets to Poland" but you guys would think im serious
2:53 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: I'd pay Joe and Jordan 500k each to fuck one another
2:53 PM - Jordan4: wow
2:53 PM - Jordan4: that is so worth it
2:53 PM - Scarlett: You'd also pay for all the expensives
2:53 PM - Scarlett: But we need a video
2:53 PM - Scarlett: No, a live stream
2:54 PM - Jordan4: wow
2:54 PM - Scarlett: 250k each?
2:54 PM - Scarlett: Also, who's taking?
2:54 PM - Jordan4: even so, i would take 250 thousand dollars to have sex with joe
2:54 PM - Jordan4: thats a lot of money
2:54 PM - Scarlett: How about, $2500?
2:54 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: http://i.imgur.com/L60PivQ.png
2:54 PM - Jordan4: uhm
2:54 PM - Jordan4: thats not as much
2:54 PM - Jordan4: oh come on mom
2:54 PM - Scarlett: Would you fuck Joe for $2500?
2:54 PM - Jordan4: now i have to post that to /r/joedan4
2:55 PM - Jordan4: um
2:55 PM - Jordan4: can we change it around a little?
2:55 PM - Scarlett: BUT WAIT
2:55 PM - Scarlett: I'll make it better
2:55 PM - Scarlett: If you say yes now
2:55 PM - Jordan4: because no, i would not have sex with him for that money
2:55 PM - Scarlett: You'll get $5000 isntead
2:55 PM - Scarlett: That's DOUBLE.
2:55 PM - Jordan4: oooooh
2:55 PM - Jordan4: hmmm
2:55 PM - Scarlett: Not enough you say?
2:55 PM - Scarlett: Lets make that $10,000
2:55 PM - Jordan4: thats a real decision there
2:55 PM - Scarlett: Would you fuck Joe, for TEN THOUSAND dollars?
2:55 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: $2500 is enough to support me for a year, so
2:55 PM - Jordan4: sure thing
2:56 PM - Scarlett: Haha
2:56 PM - Scarlett: Thank you USA informercials for teaching me that handy trick
2:56 PM - Jordan4: billy mays
2:56 PM - Jordan4: rip
2:56 PM - Jordan4: he had the best commercials
2:56 PM - Scarlett: rip
2:57 PM - Jordan4: there we go
2:57 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: huh
2:57 PM - Jordan4: r/joedan4 has 3 posts now
2:57 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: sharex lets me capture images in a circle?
2:57 PM - Scarlett: Ye
2:57 PM - Scarlett: You can even go free form on that bitch
2:57 PM - Codered543(Nepgearbestgirl): 2:57 PM - Joe: <3
2:57 PM - Joe: joedan4 is totally canon btw
2:57 PM - Scarlett:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/heart
2:57 PM - Jordan4: wat
2:57 PM - Jordan4: when did that happen
2:57 PM - Codered543(Nepgearbestgirl): i PM'd him the text dump
2:58 PM - Jordan4: ...
2:58 PM - Jordan4: sigh
2:58 PM - Jordan4: i'd take $5000 too, so thanks for bringing it up to 10k scarlett
2:59 PM - Scarlett: How about $4000?
2:59 PM - Scarlett: That's a nice round number
2:59 PM - Jordan4: hmm
2:59 PM - Scarlett: And that's actually an amount I can fucking pay
2:59 PM - Scarlett: lmao
2:59 PM - Jordan4: wait what.
2:59 PM - Codered543(Nepgearbestgirl): get a job jordy
2:59 PM - Scarlett: Honestly though
2:59 PM - Scarlett: I'd never give you that much money to fuck someone
3:00 PM - Jordan4: being lazy?
3:00 PM - Jordan4: yeah i'd take $4000 too
3:00 PM - Jordan4: the lowest i would go is $3456
3:00 PM - Jordan4: because thats a nice number
3:00 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: that's oddly specific
3:00 PM - Jordan4: well
3:00 PM - Jordan4: 3 < 4 < 5 < 6
3:00 PM - Jordan4: and its under 4000
3:00 PM - Scarlett: Huh
3:01 PM - Scarlett: 3456 to fuck another man.
3:01 PM - Jordan4: but $$$$$
3:01 PM - Scarlett: You'd probably enjoy yourself too
3:01 PM - Jordan4: ...
3:01 PM - Codered543(Nepgearbestgirl): or get a job and make that much
3:01 PM - Jordan4: wow man
3:01 PM - Scarlett: We managed to go from 250,000 to 3,456
3:01 PM - Scarlett: np c:
3:01 PM - Jordan4: BUT CODERED
3:01 PM - Jordan4: THIS IS SOOOO MUCH EASIER
3:01 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: that's like
3:01 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: $3456 out of $1mil
3:01 PM - Codered543(Nepgearbestgirl): Jordan is convenient confirmed?
3:01 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: talk about savings
3:01 PM - Jordan4: i know how much that money is
3:01 PM - Jordan4: its not a lot
3:02 PM - Jordan4: my mom makes that in two weeks
3:02 PM - Jordan4: but two weeks vs sex with joe? worth it
3:02 PM - Jordan4: thats how lazy i am
3:02 PM - You feel it too, don't you?: http://i.imgur.com/UXWdgA3.png
3:02 PM - Jordan4: ...
3:03 PM - Jordan4: this entire discussion is ripe for the picture-taking