Dear Diary!
Today Dren spoke to me and my belly filled with butterflies. The best of all was his new awesome look. Dren is very funny and has long legs. I like longs legs. I like his ears, they're cute, very cute. When Drens farts it's music to my ears. It smells like candy and I get a little horny. Okey, fine, VERY horny.

omg omg omg Dren just spoke again. My heart filled with love just as Lisa Ann's anus was filled with semen. HOLY SHIT O.M.G!!! Dren knows my name, I can now die happy...