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Fucks sake, you are the worst person I know. You constantly cockblock whoever he's talking to, the guy forgives you for all the shit you've done to him and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you always make unfunny Veronica jokes. And you're such a money-whore. The only reason anyone ever goes out with you is because you're either shouting them or giving them money. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves girls for their souls, when all you do is like bimbos. Yeah, people like Shane might like women for their looks but they're at least honest about it. They don't lecture them over facebook about a grammar mistake or a statement made using misinformation using shitty 4chan language. And you delude yourself by thinking you're better than the people who girls do like by calling them perverted, pretentious and whatnot but you do nothing to imroves yourself." Honestly, what have you done to help yourself? Some people work out or do sports to seem more attractive but I haven't once seen you participate in any kind of physical activity that doesn't involve you "trolling" people. And I don't know why you keep using Slipknot lyrics in every personal thing you can write shit in. Corey Taylor is a prick who does nothing to help the themes he writes about. And that's why you like him so much, he's you! You think you're funny because you quote family guy jokes or 4chan references IRL or steal someone else's jokes or format of jokes and people will usually laugh at you but guess what, Lequang, being funny doesn't make you that much attractive to the opposite sex so you can stop being so desperate and fucking unoriginal for your sources of amusement. You're assbackwards pseudo-intellectualism really gets to me too, whenever you want to sound smart you say the most awkwardly structured sentences using one of the same 10 words, you even use some of them out of context JUST to give you an excuse to use them.

 

But you know what Lequang, I wouldn't mind you if you weren't such a buzzkill. A sad, annoying buzzkill.