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The Sacrifice

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  1. [22:01:22] Isthimous: Gogetitdone
  2. [22:01:25] Isthimous: Gederdone
  3. [22:01:27] Legon750: I am
  4. [22:01:53] Legon750: who's Goge, and why are their tits done?
  5. [22:02:35 | Edited 22:02:45] Isthimous: He got his fat mitties stuck in an oven
  6. [22:03:24] Legon750: What did we tell him about baking cake at 2 am?
  7. [22:03:51] Isthimous: He can't help it. Needs to feed his addiction
  8. [22:04:15] Legon750: oi...  did you lace the cake last time?
  9. [22:04:32] Isthimous: Wat?
  10. [22:04:39] Legon750: I put LSD in his coke, sent him off to the movies
  11. [22:04:50] Legon750: did you lace the cake
  12. [22:05:18] Isthimous: Oh. Whoops. With shoe laces yes, otherwise, no.
  13. [22:05:34] Legon750: oh no...
  14. [22:05:49] Legon750: that will be VERY uncomfortable...
  15. [22:06:02] Isthimous: Sorry boss
  16. [22:06:13] Ketchup: What the hell happened here.......
  17. [22:06:18] Legon750: better than the rat poison
  18. [22:06:39] Ketchup: no sence is making
  19. [22:06:54] Isthimous: Drink bleach
  20. [22:07:19] Legon750: did you at least fix his door?  I heard it was trying to kill him
  21. [22:08:19] Isthimous: Yeah. Needed oil
  22. [22:08:54] Legon750: please tell me you aquired fresh oil, and not that shit thats been in the ground for 10000+ years...
  23. [22:09:53] Isthimous: Duh. I killed a t-rex and sped up the process a few trillion years
  24. [22:10:17] Legon750: oh, good, did you remember to drain the blood for the punch later?
  25. [22:10:53] Isthimous: Of course i did. One of the most important ingrediants.
  26. [22:11:08] Legon750: very good, everything seems to be set then
  27. [22:11:11] Isthimous: Just burnt my thigh again on my heater. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
  28. [22:11:16] Legon750: BRING IN THE SACRIFICE!
  29. [22:11:24] Isthimous: Gunna have to amputate
  30. [22:11:37] Isthimous: Sorry Harrison. Thats you.
  31. [22:11:39] Legon750: that would be bad....
  32. [22:11:46] Legon750: LAY HIM DOWN'
  33. [22:11:55] Ketchup: ??? what the hell is going on.....
  34. [22:12:23] Isthimous: He too fat. Or im too weak. You do it
  35. [22:12:49] Legon750: PLACE THE STRAPS AT EXACTLY 3.45 INCHES FROM EACH JOINT AND TIE HIM FLAT
  36. [22:13:01] Isthimous: Oh. Did you look up tsd?
  37. [22:13:16 | Edited 22:13:23] Legon750: fine... I'll derag him up there...
  38. [22:14:22] Isthimous: Ill cover my eyez.
  39. [22:14:45] Legon750: NO! YOU MUST WATCH THE CEREMONY!
  40. [22:15:13] Isthimous: Im out. Dont want to see harrisons lady bits.
  41. [22:15:22] Legon750: I shall now make a 1 foot cut from chest to waist
  42. [22:15:46] Legon750: those were removed prior to the ceremony
  43. [22:16:05] Isthimous: Oh. That mustave felt great then.
  44. [22:16:16] Legon750: he was too drugged up to notice
  45. [22:16:43] Isthimous: Lsd? Crack? De pot?
  46. [22:17:00] Legon750: Now, carefully pour the punch into his torso while I chant the song of our glorious god king
  47. [22:17:27] Ketchup: WWwwwhhhaaat?
  48. [22:17:31] Legon750: heroin
  49. [22:17:54] Legon750: OH GREAT GODLY WONDER! THGUIYBNVDFHUNKYBTRCHJ BUGUVKUOYTB REUIBVEDYVDCVDRTYUIB E  DV YJR U VB FJVYBI NL KF B CGF HJYTUN!
  50. [22:17:55] Isthimous: *dumps into his chest cavity* all ready boss
  51. [22:18:13] Legon750: YTBYTIU BYFUVCTU J BM MHKFYOMNPIL: HM UKYNBFT JBUKF BTY JDTUFJER NJKFDDTRUDHY TBD R!
  52. [22:18:32] Isthimous: MEIN CAMF
  53. [22:18:36] Legon750: NOW! SLICE HIS NIPS OFF!
  54. [22:18:50] Isthimous: Theyre already off
  55. [22:18:56] Legon750: good, good
  56. [22:19:05] Legon750: the ceremony is complete
  57. [22:19:22] Ketchup: Da Faq?
  58. [22:19:29] Isthimous: Now our cake is ready
  59. [22:19:35] Legon750: you may now feast upon whatever part you wish
  60. [22:20:53] Isthimous: You first
  61. [22:21:31] Legon750: Well, if that is the case I shall take a slice of these delicious looking lungs
  62. [22:21:41] Legon750: and maybe a kidney
  63. [22:22:11] Isthimous: Think im feeling some diaphragm today.
  64. [22:22:30] Legon750: good choice, I heard it's very tenderized
  65. [22:23:16] Isthimous: Not.bad. You try some
  66. [22:23:26] Legon750: hmm... quite nice
  67. [22:23:53] Isthimous: Indubitably.
  68. [22:24:44] Legon750: Does Goge want any?  his recent... accident must have him starving
  69. [22:24:54] Ketchup: I'm not sure I like what's going on here...
  70. [22:25:04] Isthimous: You're dead
  71. [22:25:12] Ketchup: well... shit
  72. [22:25:22] Isthimous: Goge said hes good. Finished his cake
  73. [22:25:22] Ketchup: oh no not again
  74. [22:25:32] Legon750: ah, perfect!
  75. [22:26:00] Isthimous: What do we do with the left overs?
  76. [22:26:04] Legon750: nothing compliments a sacrifice quite like a cake
  77. [22:26:10] Legon750: burn them
  78. [22:26:26 | Edited 22:26:35] Legon750: the police will brand us as "psycho cultists"
  79. [22:26:38] Ketchup: I wonder why?
  80. [22:26:44] Isthimous: Fuck da police
  81. [22:26:59] Legon750: burn them and release the ashes in a childres pool
  82. [22:27:10] Legon750: somewhere... festive
  83. [22:27:24] Isthimous: Cinco de mayo?
  84. [22:27:49] Legon750: that's a date, not a place...  maybe a hot tub in Cancoon...
  85. [22:28:10] Legon750: I hear they close for weird organic matter all the time
  86. [22:28:23] Isthimous: Perfect then
  87. [22:28:39] Isthimous: Like gonaherpasyphalitis?
  88. [22:28:44] Legon750: no one must know of the great one's return!
  89. [22:28:53] Legon750: exactly!
  90. [22:29:05] Isthimous: Yum
  91. [22:30:46] Legon750: I wonder if his stomach tastes like ketchup...
  92. [22:30:56] Legon750: halt the burning for a second!
  93. [22:31:15] Ketchup: .... It does
  94. [22:31:30] Legon750: Re-commence the burning!
  95. [22:31:59] Isthimous: Sorry master, yes master.
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