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  1. <Uncanny> Once upon a time,there was a dinosaur.
  2. <Uncanny> An iguanadon if you must know.
  3. <Uncanny> (guys quick what's a good name for an iguanadon)
  4. <foreverWIP> don
  5. <Uncanny> This iguanadon was named don.
  6. <Uncanny> Don pulled out his phone and checked his mail.
  7. <Uncanny> He saw an email sent from a Utahraptor titled: "Urgent! Impending meteorite will impact the earth and affect Life as we know it!"
  8. <BobbyDrake> don-don-DOOOOOOOOON
  9. <BobbyDrake> (see what i did there?)
  10. <Uncanny> Don had never trusted Utahraptors. They always seemed to have a hungry look in their eye.
  11. <Uncanny> He moved the email to the SPAM folder and went on with his day.
  12. <Uncanny> Most other dinosaurs followed a similar trend.
  13. <Uncanny> However, a few conspiracy theorists heeded the call and met the Utahraptor in Indiana.
  14. <Uncanny> Eventually, they built a rocket ship. They flew off into the stars, and eventually landed on a far away planet
  15. <Uncanny> There they remain, procreating throughout the universe.
  16. <Uncanny> They wait for us to find them, if only we were to travelthrough the sky
  17. <Uncanny> and then we will Dance with Dinosaurs.
  18. <Uncanny> The End.
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