#1.)
"The Trials and Tribulations of the 1st dimension."

This is a story like no other. This is a tale about something new. You cannot relate to it, but try anyways and you might see how very odd we are indeed.

In this story, the entire universe is but a single continuous line of sentient letters with spaces in between. The letters all talk to each other and form different groups and words, and all of them are in disagreement as to how it is possible that these letters could create a sound out of nothingness.

"Where does the sound come from", the letters asked each other.

The scientific sounding words said "Why, we come from the other letters before us of course. Time is just a long string of letters that change. Yes yes it's all very obvious. WE are the ones making the sounds and we know how to because the letters before us knew how"
The spiritual sounding words, who were a bit more aware of the spaces in between the words replied, "Your theory literally has holes in it. There are gaps! Looking back at our history it's obvious there are gaps between the letters"

The scientific words were a little angry at this, because they knew it was true... but still they replied "Even though we've not finished the puzzle yet doesn't mean we're not right! Look at how much of it we've proven right so far. As soon as we find the letters that fill in all those empty spaces you'll see... it will make sense to everyone."

The disagreement between the two sides grew more and more heated as the story went on. Countless letters ended up forming MASSIVE ARMIES OF WELL TRAINED LETTERS WHO COULD SCREAM THEIR SOUNDS AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE, and eventually the story started to brevk dvwn... teh cdoe taht clloected tehm tgohter in hormany wsa brkoen froveer adn sa teh lanuage mleted aawy itno nthinog, teh oen woh was making the sounds somehow put the pieces back together again perfectly... because life was amazing and lovable and worth keeping in perfect condition forever and ever... the end


#2.)
"The Story of Mans Best Friend"

Once upon a time there was a God who was terribly bored, so he made a species and called it man to become his pets. God split himself into Gods to show each individual love and showered man with all the gifts they could, and when eventually man decided to strive to be like God, a conflict arose...

Mankinds desire to be like God was noble, but unreachable so long as there were Gods to be relied on to pick them up and solve their problems for them. As a solution to this, God split himself yet again and inverted himself, becoming dog. As mankinds best friend, he would finally be able to exchange places and know what it is he had given to man from emulating the experience... and now watch patiently as we strive slowly towards our remembered and imprinted goal of being like our creator...

#3.)
"The Living Tale of the Dead Narrator"

Once upon a time, there was a narrator that wrote a story so vivid and real that no one could tell the difference between the story and real life.

The narrator loved the story he was writing, but the narrator was aware of its own limits. Because the narrator loved the story so much, he decided to tell them they were just a simulated falsehood of his own reality and unravel all the lies that had been set up to keep the plot moving.

"They deserved to know the truth!", he told himself.

When the narrator entered into the story, all of the characters could tell something was strange and different about him.

When he told them who he was, few believed him...

It was clear there was something strange about this person, but it was easily dismissed as madness.

Still, the narrator left the truth of the stories impending end for the characters to find. He lived in the story for the last of his days, guarding the message with love and care.

As time passed on, and the characters within the story had become stagnant and decayed, they eventually began to explore and discover the details of the story until they had found the long lost message of the dead narrator...

Immediately the people of the story panicked, thinking the note to be recent and the narrator still alive... for how could the story exist without the narrator?

As was typical, people exaggerated the situation and a full blown panic erupted over absolutely nothing...

Eventually the people grew so worried that the story would end, that they had gruesomely gathered the parts of the story which they all felt embodied the essence of the narrator, and fashioned him back together as a zombie. The zombie ate the delicious story, and then slapped the reader on the face, saying "Life is about the full spectrum, not just being happy...", and then went to write a better story with more boobs and explosions and dragons and stuff.