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  1.     My mom's sister asked me to babysit my 9 year old cousin for a whole night since they're gonna be out partying. So, I'll try and summarize the event of that night in green text. Let's call the girl Regina and me Richard.
  3.     >Me and regina are watching a disney movie.
  4.     >"Regina, it's 11:00 PM. It's way past your bed time, sweety. You need to go to sleep."
  5.     >"Awww! Come on! One more hour? Pleaseee?"
  6.     >"D'awww, alright! <3"
  7.     >We stayed up for another hour.
  8.     >She fell asleep on the couch.
  9.     >I lifted her up and carried her on her bed. Her hair smells so nice. Like pure innocence. Sunshine and butterflies.
  10.     >I lay her down the bed, went to get a clean, damp towe and cleaned her body. I tuck her in, kissed her good night and I turn off the lights and went to the living room to watch late night shows.
  11.     >2:00 AM. Feeling sleepy. I went to my auntie's room to crash there.
  12.     >3:30 AM. I hear a knock on the door. HOLY SHIT BALLS. I'M SHITTING BRICKS. COULD THIS BE ZALGO?
  13.     >It's Regina in her nighties.
  14.     >"What's wrong, sweety-pie?"
  16.     To be continued.
  18.     The Weird Analogy
  20.     >"I went to the toilet, Richie. But now I'm scared to go back to my room."
  21.     >"Awwww. Would you like me to take you back? I'll shoo all the monsters away."
  22.     >"Is it okay if I sleep her in mom's room with you?"
  23.     >I get a little nervous.
  24.     >"Of course, sweetheart. Come here."
  25.     >She joyfully jumps into the bed, grabs the blanket and snuggly tucks herself near me.
  26.     >I turn off the lights.
  27.     >"Hey Richie? Can you tell me a nice story first?"
  28.     >I turn on the night light.
  29.     >I tell her a story, she falls asleep 20 minutes after.
  30.     >I lay down and go to sleep.
  31.     >4:30 AM. I feel like I'm having wet dreams. I dreamed that I was being massaged by a sexy pornstar. I wake up 5 minutes later.
  32.     >I looked under the blanket to peek at Regina.
  33.     >Regina is rubbing her crotch on my leg while asleep.
  36.     To be continued.
  38.     Shitting Bricks Department
  40.     >I see her rubbing her crotch on my leg. She swings her hips back and forth as if like someone who's having sex.
  41.     >I get confused.
  42.     >My heart starts pounding hard. Palms getting sweaty.
  43.     >Ignore it. Gently massage her legs and lift it away from my legs. Turn to the other side of the bed and went back to sleep.
  44.     >5:00 AM. I feel a warm, wet sensation on my lips. What the fuck is this? Am I dreaming?
  45.     >I open my eyes and was shocked at the sight of my 9 year old cousin, french kissing me while sleeping.
  46.     >Heart starts pounding REALLY fast. Panicking.
  47.     >I close my eyes and pretend it is all a dream.
  48.     >Regina grabs for my hand and places it inside her jammies.
  49.     >Heart pounding so fast I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack.
  50.     >Went with the flow. Kissed her and gently rub the back of my hand under her panties.
  51.     >She moans. I can tell she feels good. Should I? This is the perfect opportunity. Should I get down to my birthday suit?
  52.     >Heart pounding abnormally fast now.
  53.     >Panic attack strikes.
  54.     >Ran downstairs to the kitchen. Catching my breath. Grabbed a bottle of beer from the fridge and try to calm myself down.
  56.     To be continued.
  58.     The Lucid Decision
  60.     >Try to assess the situation.
  61.     >Regina has always been a good girl. Her father left her when she was just a year old. Her mother was the only person caring for her. Always a good student. Never fights in school and always gets stars on her papers.
  62.     >What the fuck is happening? Has she been influenced by someone?
  63.     >I lay down on the couch. Pulled the pack of cigarettes from my backpack and proceeded to smoke and drink, trying to calm myself down.
  64.     >7:00 AM. Still awake. Eyes are red. A bit calm now and a bit drunk.
  65.     >Regina awakes.
  66.     >"Yo-you're up early, sweety? What's wrong?"
  67.     >"I dunno. I feel good. I slept really awesome! Where'd you go, Richie? I was looking for you upstairs."
  68.     >"Oh, nothing. I was just sitting her watching TV."
  69.     >"But the TV is off."
  70.     >"Oh. Uhhh, I just turned it off a couple of minutes ago before you went down. Want some breakfast?"
  71.     >"Okay! :D"
  72.     >We went to the kitchen and I poured her a glass of chocolate milk and some cereal.
  73.     >Hands feel a little shaky.
  74.     >"Hey, Richie, I had a weird dream last night!"
  75.     >I drop the bowl of cereal in fear and panic.
  76.     >"Oh really? What was it? Must have been one heck of a dream since you said you slept really well!"
  77.     >"Uh huh! It was awesome! I felt like I was flying to the skies with the birds!"
  78.     >"Wow! That's interesting."
  80.     To be continued.
  82.     The Killer Question
  84.     >"So, what did you dream about, sweety?"
  85.     >"I dreamed that I was riding on a horse with this very charming prince. He had curly, golden locks and a cute face."
  86.     >"Oh really? It must have been me then? Hahaha!" - I jokingly said.
  87.     >"Actually, he kinda looked like you. His face was a little familiar and it kinda reminded me of you."
  88.     >"Oh. I see. So, uh, want your breakfast?"
  89.     >"Sure! ^_^"
  90.     >I hand her the bowl of cereal. As she takes the first bite, she asked me a question that quaked my motherfucking boots.
  91.     >"Richie, can I ask you something?"
  92.     >"Sure, sweety. What is it?"
  93.     >"'s kinda embarrassing..."
  94.     >"I think I know where this is going." - I thought to myself.
  95.     >"Don't be shy, pumpkin. Tell me."
  96.     >"Umm....did umm...did we kiss last night?"
  97.     >My long awaited fear has arrived. I stand there speechless. Unable to draw breath for a few seconds. I didn't know what to answer.
  98.     >"I don't know, sweety. I was kinda asleep too at that point. Why?"
  99.     >"Nothing, nothing."
  100.     >"Really? Are you sure?"
  101.     >"Yeah" - She says with a smile.
  102.     >8:30 AM. We watch cartoons on the living room.
  103.     >"She snuggles REALLY close to me. Something that she has never done before. It's like that whole night changed her. It's like she turned into a completely different person. She became more affectionate to me.
  104.     >I put my arms on her tiny shoulders and we watched cartoons.
  106.     To be continued.
  108.     The Twilight Zone
  110.     >Her mom doesn't come home till 8:00 PM so we have a lot of time to kill.
  111.     >Played video games till noon.
  112.     >She gets a little sleepy and falls asleep on the couch.
  113.     >2:00 PM - I bring her upstairs to her bed.
  114.     >She awakens. As I clean her room, she fixes her eyes on me and keeps a big smile, following me with her eyes wherever I go and whatever I do.
  115.     >"What's wrong, Regina?"
  116.     >"Nothing. Just seeing you makes me happy." - She says with a blushing face.
  117.     >I get a little nervous and I smile really creepy like.
  118.     >She laughs.
  119.     >As I ready myself to tuck her in, she motioned me to come next to her so she could whisper something to my ear.
  120.     >"Richie, I want to take a bath."
  121.     >"Oh. If you wanted to take a bath, you could have just told me. Why whisper?"
  122.     >"With you...."
  124.     >"Uhhh....ummm....FUCK...."
  125.     >"What's wrong, Richie?"
  126.     >"Nothing. Umm, if you wanna take a bath, sure, I'll go with you."
  127.     >She jumps out of bed and went straight for the bathroom.
  128.     >As I arrive into the bathroom, her clothes are already on the floor and she's already warming the tub.
  129.     >I pick up the brush and soap and went in with my clothes on.
  130.     >"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
  131.     >"What?"
  132.     >"I thought you were gonna take a bath with me?"
  133.     >"I am!"
  134.     >"Then take those clothes off! Let's have fun!"
  135.     >Oh shit.
  137.     Panic-inducing chapter continues.
  139.     The Big Moment
  141.     >My heart starts racing again. So fast that I feel a bit dizzy.
  142.     >I tried to come up with an excuse first.
  143.     >"Sweety, I'm just gonna go downstairs and check something. You play on the tub for awhile. I promise I'll be right back."
  144.     >I went downstairs. Smoked 2 sticks of cigarette in under 3 minutes out of panic and anxiety.
  145.     >She comes out with a towel on her, screams at the top of the stairs and tells me to come back up.
  146.     >I swallowed a big one, mustered up all my courage and went upstairs to the bathroom.
  147.     >"Quick! Take your clothes off!"
  148.     >"Alright, alright! Fine! Hold on."
  149.     >I slowly undress, trying hard not to let her see my penis. As I look at myself in the mirror completely naked, I went into the bathroom covering my crotch.
  150.     >"Richie, what are you doing? You can see mine, don't you? It's not fair! I wanna see yours!"
  151.     >"Ehehehe...Can I ask why do you wanna see it so badly?"
  152.     >"I just want to!" - She shouted with a smile.
  153.     >I slowly take my hand off my crotch so he can see the monkey tail dangling around.
  154.     >She watches it with great interest(Not that I have a nigger penis or anything. Just ordinary size."
  155.     >"Ummm, can I touch it?"
  156.     >"......EXCUSE ME?"
  157.     >"I wanna touch it!"
  158.     >"No! You're crazy! I thought you wanted to take a bath?"
  159.     >"Well, I want to know what it feels like. I wanna touch it. Can I? Can I? Please!!!!"
  160.     >Fucking hell.
  161.     >"Alright."
  164.     To be continued.
  166.     Her Hopes, My Dreams
  168.     >She rubs her hands on it slowly and touches the head. She tries to play with it and laughs. After a minute, she was surprised as she sees it rise up in pure excitement.
  169.     >"Wow! What was that? A minute ago it was soft and wiggly. Now it's hard and straight! Did I do that?"
  170.     >"Ummm....No?"
  171.     >"Really...?" - She grins.
  172.     >" feels good."
  173.     >"Hehe. Want me to do it more, Richie?"
  174.     >I lightly nodded in shame.
  175.     >She gently caresses and strokes my penis. Her wet hands filled with a mixture of soap and shampoo smoothly slides on my shaft.
  176.     >I moan with great pleasure followed by a loud sigh of shame and guilt.
  177.     >"Hold on, Regina."
  178.     >"What is it?"
  179.     >"Can I ask you something? And I want the truth. I want the real truth. If you tell a lie, I'll never come here again and play with you."
  180.     >"Ehhhhh? What is it?"
  181.     >"Where did you learn this stuff? And why are you suddenly interested in men's body parts?"
  182.     >"Ummmm, I kinda saw my mom in her room watching something. At first, it was just noises of ladies. I thought she was watching a horror movie. But then when I took a peek, I saw her naked on the bed and she was inserting this thingy in her poopy"
  183.     >I facepalm in disappointment.
  184.     >"Auntie, what were you thinking? At least lock the goddamn door!" - I mumbled to myself.
  185.     >"Why? Is this wrong? I saw mama's face and she looked like she was in pain. And then after that, she kept shouting that it feels good. I saw the girls in the movie mom watches doing this so I thought I try it with you, Richie!"
  186.     >Confusion running through my head. Is it really wrong? Is it really immoral? Is it really taboo to teach a child that sex is really harmless if done the right way? - I thought to myself.
  188.     To be continued.
  190.     Continuation of the story.
  192.     >She washes my penis and rubs it really clean.
  193.     >As I stood there, thinking like a goddamn Michaelangelo, I felt a sharp electric shock from my loins.
  194.     >Regina is sucking my penis! Oh my actual God! WHAT THE FUCK?
  195.     >I pull it out of her mouth.
  196.     >"Regina, what the hell are you doing?!"
  197.     >"Huh? I thought boys liked this? I saw it on mommy's movie. Does it hurt?"
  198.     >"Not really. It's quite good actually but this is wrong! This is bad! We shouldn't even do this!"
  199.     >"But if it's bad, why is mommy doing it?"
  200.     >Fuck it. I don't know what I'm going to say. I'm being backed to a corner by a little girl and my sense of reasoning is fucked up right now.
  201.     >"So...can I continue, Richie?"
  202.     >"Please, God, let what I'm doing be right somehow."
  203.     >She rubs my penis again.
  205.     The Guilt Moral
  207.     >I get so extremely nervous. I almost break in tears.
  208.     >I start sobbing lightly and Regina notices.
  209.     >"What's wrong, Richie?"
  210.     >"Nothing. Please, Regina, can we sit down for a bit?"
  211.     >"Did I hurt you? Did I do something wrong?" - She asks while whimpering.
  212.     >"No, no, sweety. It's just that I don't know what's wrong anymore. I don't know if what I'm doing is wrong or right. I don't even know if something is wrong with me. I don't even know if I'm sick or not.
  213.     >She feels my head.
  214.     >"You don't seem to have a fever?"
  215.     >I lightly chuckled of her misunderstanding of what I said.
  216.     >"Richie, I don't know what you're trying to tell me but my mom always tells me that if something makes you happy, you should always go for it."
  217.     >I thought of it as ridiculous and juvenile but then, I start to think of what she said. She's right! I only live once and as long as I'm not hurting anybody, it's okay, right? - I thought to myself.
  218.     >"That's the spirit!" - As she lightly pats me on the back.
  220.     To be continued.
  222.     The Heavenly Touch
  224.     >As I feel assured of her encouraging words, I try to calm myself by breathing as deep as I can. Trying to not to overthink things and just follow her advice and go with the flow.
  225.     >"Richie, should I continue?"
  226.     >"Yes." - I said with confidence.
  227.     >She grabs hold of my penis with such excitement that it made me jump a little.
  228.     >"Ouch!"
  229.     >"Oh, sorry Richie! I didn't mean to hold it that hard."
  230.     >"It's okay, sweety. I'm not gonna teach you anything. I'm just gonna let your curiosity run wild and you just do what you want."
  231.     >She gently caresses the tip and slowly starts from the tip. She licks the shaft like an ice cream cone and smiles at me at random.
  232.     >I moan with intense and great pleasure as I stumble upon of what I thought that I had been missing out all this time. This feeling that my girlfriend had never gave me. This feeling that no other older woman can provide. I felt happy and content.
  233.     >As she slowly licks the shaft, she lifts her head up and asks me with a nice smile on her face.
  234.     >"Richie, can we try doing what mommy did?"
  235.     >"What, sweety?"
  237.     To be continued
  239.     The Lolicon Experiment
  241.     >"Umm, I saw mommy put this wiggly toy under her. I think she put it in her poopy. Does that feel good? I wanna try it!"
  242.     >I scratch my head in confusion.
  243.     >"Uhh, sweety, I don't think that's not where mommy put the wiggly thing."
  244.     >"Huh? Then where? Here?" - As she points at her small vagina.
  245.     >"Yeah, but you're too little to do it yet so you can't really do what your mommy does until you grow up like her, sweety."
  246.     >"Ehhhhh? But why?! I wanna try!"
  247.     >"Sweety, don't be selfish. It's not possible. Looky here. I want you to take your index finger and your thumb and measure the size of my penis' head. Then, I want you to memorize that size and see if you think it'll fit in your pee-pee hole."
  248.     >She does what she's told. She lets out an audible sigh of disappointment.
  249.     >"See?"
  250.     >"Sigh...but...can we at least still try? I wanna know why mom says it feels good."
  251.     >"Sweety, you're gonna have your chance when you grow up to be a beautiful girl. But right now, it's not really gonna fit in there. It's not gonna happen. I'm sorry sweety, you're just gonna have to wait."
  252.     >She sits in the bathroom chair with her back facing me and proceeds to massage her hair in silence.
  255. The Consolation Therapy
  257. >I slowly crept near her and asked her what's wrong.
  258. >"Sweety, are you okay? Is there something wrong?"
  260. >Panicking.
  261. >"Uhh, sweety, don't cry! What's wrong? Did I do something bad to you?"
  262. >She ignores me.
  263. >"Come on, Regina! Please talk to me! Don't do this!"
  264. >She still ignores me.
  265. >I sweat profusely.
  266. >"Oh God, what do I do?!"
  267. >"Regina, sweety, can you tell big brother Richie what's wrong?"
  268. >"Growing up takes too long...."
  269. >"....Wha-?"
  270. >"I don't wanna wait till I grow up! I wanna do it now!"
  271. > "Sweety, you can't just force something like that on me. You're gonna get hurt. If I force it like that, you're gonna bleed and see lots and lots of blood! Do you want that?"
  272. >"I don't care! I wanna do it!" - She shouts while whimpering.
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