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  1.     My mom's sister asked me to babysit my 9 year old cousin for a whole night since they're gonna be out partying. So, I'll try and summarize the event of that night in green text. Let's call the girl Regina and me Richard.
  2.      
  3.     >Me and regina are watching a disney movie.
  4.     >"Regina, it's 11:00 PM. It's way past your bed time, sweety. You need to go to sleep."
  5.     >"Awww! Come on! One more hour? Pleaseee?"
  6.     >"D'awww, alright! <3"
  7.     >We stayed up for another hour.
  8.     >She fell asleep on the couch.
  9.     >I lifted her up and carried her on her bed. Her hair smells so nice. Like pure innocence. Sunshine and butterflies.
  10.     >I lay her down the bed, went to get a clean, damp towe and cleaned her body. I tuck her in, kissed her good night and I turn off the lights and went to the living room to watch late night shows.
  11.     >2:00 AM. Feeling sleepy. I went to my auntie's room to crash there.
  12.     >3:30 AM. I hear a knock on the door. HOLY SHIT BALLS. I'M SHITTING BRICKS. COULD THIS BE ZALGO?
  13.     >It's Regina in her nighties.
  14.     >"What's wrong, sweety-pie?"
  15.      
  16.     To be continued.
  17.      
  18.     The Weird Analogy
  19.      
  20.     >"I went to the toilet, Richie. But now I'm scared to go back to my room."
  21.     >"Awwww. Would you like me to take you back? I'll shoo all the monsters away."
  22.     >"Is it okay if I sleep her in mom's room with you?"
  23.     >I get a little nervous.
  24.     >"Of course, sweetheart. Come here."
  25.     >She joyfully jumps into the bed, grabs the blanket and snuggly tucks herself near me.
  26.     >I turn off the lights.
  27.     >"Hey Richie? Can you tell me a nice story first?"
  28.     >I turn on the night light.
  29.     >I tell her a story, she falls asleep 20 minutes after.
  30.     >I lay down and go to sleep.
  31.     >4:30 AM. I feel like I'm having wet dreams. I dreamed that I was being massaged by a sexy pornstar. I wake up 5 minutes later.
  32.     >I looked under the blanket to peek at Regina.
  33.     >Regina is rubbing her crotch on my leg while asleep.
  34.     >WHATTHEACTUALFUCK.
  35.      
  36.     To be continued.
  37.      
  38.     Shitting Bricks Department
  39.      
  40.     >I see her rubbing her crotch on my leg. She swings her hips back and forth as if like someone who's having sex.
  41.     >I get confused.
  42.     >My heart starts pounding hard. Palms getting sweaty.
  43.     >Ignore it. Gently massage her legs and lift it away from my legs. Turn to the other side of the bed and went back to sleep.
  44.     >5:00 AM. I feel a warm, wet sensation on my lips. What the fuck is this? Am I dreaming?
  45.     >I open my eyes and was shocked at the sight of my 9 year old cousin, french kissing me while sleeping.
  46.     >Heart starts pounding REALLY fast. Panicking.
  47.     >I close my eyes and pretend it is all a dream.
  48.     >Regina grabs for my hand and places it inside her jammies.
  49.     >Heart pounding so fast I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack.
  50.     >Went with the flow. Kissed her and gently rub the back of my hand under her panties.
  51.     >She moans. I can tell she feels good. Should I? This is the perfect opportunity. Should I get down to my birthday suit?
  52.     >Heart pounding abnormally fast now.
  53.     >Panic attack strikes.
  54.     >Ran downstairs to the kitchen. Catching my breath. Grabbed a bottle of beer from the fridge and try to calm myself down.
  55.      
  56.     To be continued.
  57.      
  58.     The Lucid Decision
  59.      
  60.     >Try to assess the situation.
  61.     >Regina has always been a good girl. Her father left her when she was just a year old. Her mother was the only person caring for her. Always a good student. Never fights in school and always gets stars on her papers.
  62.     >What the fuck is happening? Has she been influenced by someone?
  63.     >I lay down on the couch. Pulled the pack of cigarettes from my backpack and proceeded to smoke and drink, trying to calm myself down.
  64.     >7:00 AM. Still awake. Eyes are red. A bit calm now and a bit drunk.
  65.     >Regina awakes.
  66.     >"Yo-you're up early, sweety? What's wrong?"
  67.     >"I dunno. I feel good. I slept really awesome! Where'd you go, Richie? I was looking for you upstairs."
  68.     >"Oh, nothing. I was just sitting her watching TV."
  69.     >"But the TV is off."
  70.     >"Oh. Uhhh, I just turned it off a couple of minutes ago before you went down. Want some breakfast?"
  71.     >"Okay! :D"
  72.     >We went to the kitchen and I poured her a glass of chocolate milk and some cereal.
  73.     >Hands feel a little shaky.
  74.     >"Hey, Richie, I had a weird dream last night!"
  75.     >I drop the bowl of cereal in fear and panic.
  76.     >"Oh really? What was it? Must have been one heck of a dream since you said you slept really well!"
  77.     >"Uh huh! It was awesome! I felt like I was flying to the skies with the birds!"
  78.     >"Wow! That's interesting."
  79.      
  80.     To be continued.
  81.      
  82.     The Killer Question
  83.      
  84.     >"So, what did you dream about, sweety?"
  85.     >"I dreamed that I was riding on a horse with this very charming prince. He had curly, golden locks and a cute face."
  86.     >"Oh really? It must have been me then? Hahaha!" - I jokingly said.
  87.     >"Actually, he kinda looked like you. His face was a little familiar and it kinda reminded me of you."
  88.     >"Oh. I see. So, uh, want your breakfast?"
  89.     >"Sure! ^_^"
  90.     >I hand her the bowl of cereal. As she takes the first bite, she asked me a question that quaked my motherfucking boots.
  91.     >"Richie, can I ask you something?"
  92.     >"Sure, sweety. What is it?"
  93.     >"Umm...it's kinda embarrassing..."
  94.     >"I think I know where this is going." - I thought to myself.
  95.     >"Don't be shy, pumpkin. Tell me."
  96.     >"Umm....did umm...did we kiss last night?"
  97.     >My long awaited fear has arrived. I stand there speechless. Unable to draw breath for a few seconds. I didn't know what to answer.
  98.     >"I don't know, sweety. I was kinda asleep too at that point. Why?"
  99.     >"Nothing, nothing."
  100.     >"Really? Are you sure?"
  101.     >"Yeah" - She says with a smile.
  102.     >8:30 AM. We watch cartoons on the living room.
  103.     >"She snuggles REALLY close to me. Something that she has never done before. It's like that whole night changed her. It's like she turned into a completely different person. She became more affectionate to me.
  104.     >I put my arms on her tiny shoulders and we watched cartoons.
  105.      
  106.     To be continued.
  107.      
  108.     The Twilight Zone
  109.      
  110.     >Her mom doesn't come home till 8:00 PM so we have a lot of time to kill.
  111.     >Played video games till noon.
  112.     >She gets a little sleepy and falls asleep on the couch.
  113.     >2:00 PM - I bring her upstairs to her bed.
  114.     >She awakens. As I clean her room, she fixes her eyes on me and keeps a big smile, following me with her eyes wherever I go and whatever I do.
  115.     >"What's wrong, Regina?"
  116.     >"Nothing. Just seeing you makes me happy." - She says with a blushing face.
  117.     >I get a little nervous and I smile really creepy like.
  118.     >She laughs.
  119.     >As I ready myself to tuck her in, she motioned me to come next to her so she could whisper something to my ear.
  120.     >"Richie, I want to take a bath."
  121.     >"Oh. If you wanted to take a bath, you could have just told me. Why whisper?"
  122.     >"With you...."
  123.     >DEARBALLSOFGREATDEMONICFIRE.
  124.     >"Uhhh....ummm....FUCK...."
  125.     >"What's wrong, Richie?"
  126.     >"Nothing. Umm, if you wanna take a bath, sure, I'll go with you."
  127.     >She jumps out of bed and went straight for the bathroom.
  128.     >As I arrive into the bathroom, her clothes are already on the floor and she's already warming the tub.
  129.     >I pick up the brush and soap and went in with my clothes on.
  130.     >"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
  131.     >"What?"
  132.     >"I thought you were gonna take a bath with me?"
  133.     >"I am!"
  134.     >"Then take those clothes off! Let's have fun!"
  135.     >Oh shit.
  136.      
  137.     Panic-inducing chapter continues.
  138.      
  139.     The Big Moment
  140.      
  141.     >My heart starts racing again. So fast that I feel a bit dizzy.
  142.     >I tried to come up with an excuse first.
  143.     >"Sweety, I'm just gonna go downstairs and check something. You play on the tub for awhile. I promise I'll be right back."
  144.     >I went downstairs. Smoked 2 sticks of cigarette in under 3 minutes out of panic and anxiety.
  145.     >She comes out with a towel on her, screams at the top of the stairs and tells me to come back up.
  146.     >I swallowed a big one, mustered up all my courage and went upstairs to the bathroom.
  147.     >"Quick! Take your clothes off!"
  148.     >"Alright, alright! Fine! Hold on."
  149.     >I slowly undress, trying hard not to let her see my penis. As I look at myself in the mirror completely naked, I went into the bathroom covering my crotch.
  150.     >"Richie, what are you doing? You can see mine, don't you? It's not fair! I wanna see yours!"
  151.     >"Ehehehe...Can I ask why do you wanna see it so badly?"
  152.     >"I just want to!" - She shouted with a smile.
  153.     >I slowly take my hand off my crotch so he can see the monkey tail dangling around.
  154.     >She watches it with great interest(Not that I have a nigger penis or anything. Just ordinary size."
  155.     >"Ummm, can I touch it?"
  156.     >"......EXCUSE ME?"
  157.     >"I wanna touch it!"
  158.     >"No! You're crazy! I thought you wanted to take a bath?"
  159.     >"Well, I want to know what it feels like. I wanna touch it. Can I? Can I? Please!!!!"
  160.     >Fucking hell.
  161.     >"Alright."
  162.      
  163.      
  164.     To be continued.
  165.      
  166.     Her Hopes, My Dreams
  167.      
  168.     >She rubs her hands on it slowly and touches the head. She tries to play with it and laughs. After a minute, she was surprised as she sees it rise up in pure excitement.
  169.     >"Wow! What was that? A minute ago it was soft and wiggly. Now it's hard and straight! Did I do that?"
  170.     >"Ummm....No?"
  171.     >"Really...?" - She grins.
  172.     >"Fine.....it feels good."
  173.     >"Hehe. Want me to do it more, Richie?"
  174.     >I lightly nodded in shame.
  175.     >She gently caresses and strokes my penis. Her wet hands filled with a mixture of soap and shampoo smoothly slides on my shaft.
  176.     >I moan with great pleasure followed by a loud sigh of shame and guilt.
  177.     >"Hold on, Regina."
  178.     >"What is it?"
  179.     >"Can I ask you something? And I want the truth. I want the real truth. If you tell a lie, I'll never come here again and play with you."
  180.     >"Ehhhhh? What is it?"
  181.     >"Where did you learn this stuff? And why are you suddenly interested in men's body parts?"
  182.     >"Ummmm, I kinda saw my mom in her room watching something. At first, it was just noises of ladies. I thought she was watching a horror movie. But then when I took a peek, I saw her naked on the bed and she was inserting this thingy in her poopy"
  183.     >I facepalm in disappointment.
  184.     >"Auntie, what were you thinking? At least lock the goddamn door!" - I mumbled to myself.
  185.     >"Why? Is this wrong? I saw mama's face and she looked like she was in pain. And then after that, she kept shouting that it feels good. I saw the girls in the movie mom watches doing this so I thought I try it with you, Richie!"
  186.     >Confusion running through my head. Is it really wrong? Is it really immoral? Is it really taboo to teach a child that sex is really harmless if done the right way? - I thought to myself.
  187.      
  188.     To be continued.
  189.      
  190.     Continuation of the story.
  191.      
  192.     >She washes my penis and rubs it really clean.
  193.     >As I stood there, thinking like a goddamn Michaelangelo, I felt a sharp electric shock from my loins.
  194.     >Regina is sucking my penis! Oh my actual God! WHAT THE FUCK?
  195.     >I pull it out of her mouth.
  196.     >"Regina, what the hell are you doing?!"
  197.     >"Huh? I thought boys liked this? I saw it on mommy's movie. Does it hurt?"
  198.     >"Not really. It's quite good actually but this is wrong! This is bad! We shouldn't even do this!"
  199.     >"But if it's bad, why is mommy doing it?"
  200.     >Fuck it. I don't know what I'm going to say. I'm being backed to a corner by a little girl and my sense of reasoning is fucked up right now.
  201.     >"So...can I continue, Richie?"
  202.     >"Please, God, let what I'm doing be right somehow."
  203.     >She rubs my penis again.
  204.      
  205.     The Guilt Moral
  206.      
  207.     >I get so extremely nervous. I almost break in tears.
  208.     >I start sobbing lightly and Regina notices.
  209.     >"What's wrong, Richie?"
  210.     >"Nothing. Please, Regina, can we sit down for a bit?"
  211.     >"Did I hurt you? Did I do something wrong?" - She asks while whimpering.
  212.     >"No, no, sweety. It's just that I don't know what's wrong anymore. I don't know if what I'm doing is wrong or right. I don't even know if something is wrong with me. I don't even know if I'm sick or not.
  213.     >She feels my head.
  214.     >"You don't seem to have a fever?"
  215.     >I lightly chuckled of her misunderstanding of what I said.
  216.     >"Richie, I don't know what you're trying to tell me but my mom always tells me that if something makes you happy, you should always go for it."
  217.     >I thought of it as ridiculous and juvenile but then, I start to think of what she said. She's right! I only live once and as long as I'm not hurting anybody, it's okay, right? - I thought to myself.
  218.     >"That's the spirit!" - As she lightly pats me on the back.
  219.      
  220.     To be continued.
  221.      
  222.     The Heavenly Touch
  223.      
  224.     >As I feel assured of her encouraging words, I try to calm myself by breathing as deep as I can. Trying to not to overthink things and just follow her advice and go with the flow.
  225.     >"Richie, should I continue?"
  226.     >"Yes." - I said with confidence.
  227.     >She grabs hold of my penis with such excitement that it made me jump a little.
  228.     >"Ouch!"
  229.     >"Oh, sorry Richie! I didn't mean to hold it that hard."
  230.     >"It's okay, sweety. I'm not gonna teach you anything. I'm just gonna let your curiosity run wild and you just do what you want."
  231.     >She gently caresses the tip and slowly starts from the tip. She licks the shaft like an ice cream cone and smiles at me at random.
  232.     >I moan with intense and great pleasure as I stumble upon of what I thought that I had been missing out all this time. This feeling that my girlfriend had never gave me. This feeling that no other older woman can provide. I felt happy and content.
  233.     >As she slowly licks the shaft, she lifts her head up and asks me with a nice smile on her face.
  234.     >"Richie, can we try doing what mommy did?"
  235.     >"What, sweety?"
  236.      
  237.     To be continued
  238.      
  239.     The Lolicon Experiment
  240.      
  241.     >"Umm, I saw mommy put this wiggly toy under her. I think she put it in her poopy. Does that feel good? I wanna try it!"
  242.     >I scratch my head in confusion.
  243.     >"Uhh, sweety, I don't think that's not where mommy put the wiggly thing."
  244.     >"Huh? Then where? Here?" - As she points at her small vagina.
  245.     >"Yeah, but you're too little to do it yet so you can't really do what your mommy does until you grow up like her, sweety."
  246.     >"Ehhhhh? But why?! I wanna try!"
  247.     >"Sweety, don't be selfish. It's not possible. Looky here. I want you to take your index finger and your thumb and measure the size of my penis' head. Then, I want you to memorize that size and see if you think it'll fit in your pee-pee hole."
  248.     >She does what she's told. She lets out an audible sigh of disappointment.
  249.     >"See?"
  250.     >"Sigh...but...can we at least still try? I wanna know why mom says it feels good."
  251.     >"Sweety, you're gonna have your chance when you grow up to be a beautiful girl. But right now, it's not really gonna fit in there. It's not gonna happen. I'm sorry sweety, you're just gonna have to wait."
  252.     >She sits in the bathroom chair with her back facing me and proceeds to massage her hair in silence.
  253.     >OHGODWHATHAVEIDONE.
  254.  
  255. The Consolation Therapy
  256.  
  257. >I slowly crept near her and asked her what's wrong.
  258. >"Sweety, are you okay? Is there something wrong?"
  259. >I see her crying. SHITTING BRICKS. HOLY FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  260. >Panicking.
  261. >"Uhh, sweety, don't cry! What's wrong? Did I do something bad to you?"
  262. >She ignores me.
  263. >"Come on, Regina! Please talk to me! Don't do this!"
  264. >She still ignores me.
  265. >I sweat profusely.
  266. >"Oh God, what do I do?!"
  267. >"Regina, sweety, can you tell big brother Richie what's wrong?"
  268. >"Growing up takes too long...."
  269. >"....Wha-?"
  270. >"I don't wanna wait till I grow up! I wanna do it now!"
  271. > "Sweety, you can't just force something like that on me. You're gonna get hurt. If I force it like that, you're gonna bleed and see lots and lots of blood! Do you want that?"
  272. >"I don't care! I wanna do it!" - She shouts while whimpering.
  273. >WHATTHEFUCKDOIDONOW? MAGIC 8-BALL OF /B/ IF ONLY YOU'RE HERE NOW TO DECIDE MY FATE.
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