Simba X Luigi

One night, Luigi was going back to his home after a long day of work (prostitution). Luigi then bumped into Mike on the street, but he bumped so hard into him that Mike tripped and fell over a fence, falling on a lion in the yard of a house. The lion woke up, Mike kicked him in the face and ran inside the house, where he was called a invader and got shot with a shotgun, making him fly out of the house like a ragdoll.
Luigi stared at Mike's corpse and jumped over the fence to help him, but tripped over the lion. He was about to run away, but the lion didn't express anger in his face. It looked sad.
"I shouldn't have escaped prison...I was having a great life with Vook dry humping me...Now, I live with this shitty family and I'm being feared again..."
Luigi felt sad for the lion but also aroused by his voice. He asked what was his name and he responded "Simba".
Luigi suddenly had flashbacks...
"Wait...Simba?"
"Wait...Luigi?"
Both were childhood boyfriends who were separated by World War 3, which was a war that Mike caused after stepping on the president's new shoes.
Luigi looked at Mike's corpse and yelled at it.
"GODDAMNIT MIKE, BECAUSE OF YOU, I DIDN'T SEE MY LIONASS FOR YEARS!"
"Shhhh...Don't mind him...Atleast I have you back..." Simba said while putting a paw on Luigi's crotch and grabbing his zipper, and pulling it down. Simba removed Luigi's jeans as well as his underwear, but then, Simba cried because of Luigi's one inch penis.
"LUIGI, WHAT IS THIS?! IT WAS MUCH BIGGER IN THE SECOND GRADE!"
"I'm sorry, Simbass, but I accidentally cut my dick off in the fifth grade with a chainsaw and it was replaced with a baby penis!"
"LUIGI, I'M DISSAPOINTED!"
"I'm so sorry...Let me suck yours instead..."
Simba nodded after thinking for a while and lied on his back. Luigi touched Simba's testicles and was instantly pinned by Simba's instantly rising member.
Simba apologized as Luigi got back up. Luigi decided to do something different. He grabbed hold of his big ass nose and shoved one of the nostrils down on Simba's penis, making a moan come out of the lion. Luigi kept moving his head up and down with the penis inside his nostril. Five minutes later, Simba orgasms inside Luigi's nose so hard that Luigi fell backwards as a fountain of cum erupted from Simba's penis, making the lion give out his signature roar.
Minutes later, tired, both got up and hugged each other after meeting again in such an amazing way. Luigi took Simba to his house.
Meanwhile, Mike ressurected and went inside the house to get revenge on the family that shot him. Mike took hold of the dad's shotgun, grabbed the family cat and shoved the shotgun up it's anus. From there, he shot the family dead and took the house for himself.