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  1. [22:10:25] <Med> where's med?!
  2. [22:10:29] <Med> 1d6-1 locate self
  3. [22:10:32] <Med> oh nooo
  4. [22:10:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> MED is...where the fuck is she
  5. [22:10:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> OH NO
  6. [22:10:39] * Kraken is now known as Melons
  7. [22:10:51] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #YouAreAPirate
  8. [22:10:52] <Med> 3d6-1 at least i'm fashionable right?! and dressed appropriately?!
  9. [22:10:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, at least i'm fashionable right?! and dressed appropriately?!: 12 [3d6=6,3,4]
  10. [22:13:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Definitely!
  11. [22:13:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, as Med gets her bearings, it's sunny outside, with a few clouds, a wonderful day, that's probably getting ignored by our resident hikikomori
  12. [22:13:57] <Med> yay~
  13. [22:14:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There is a loud knock on Lesieli's door
  14. [22:14:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Followed by another
  15. [22:14:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Followed by a bear claw accidentally punching through her door
  16. [22:16:14] * Lesieli is deep in her fantasy pokemon simulation 'game', complete with all kinds of fancy magical fantasy pokemon that keep killing everyone in horrific ways. But a bear paw through the door just might be enough to make her look up for once.
  17. [22:17:18] <Lesieli> "Oi, whattya think you're doin' to my door? How'm I supposed to block the hall-light out now?"
  18. [22:18:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Ah, pardon me lass, yer door is more fragile than the bones in davy jones' locker! Oi need to ask yew a favor, if'n yew doan't moind!"
  19. [22:19:51] <Lesieli> "Eeeeeehh?" She gives an audible sigh "Oh I *suppose* I could get up for a bit. . ."
  20. [22:23:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Akuman Bearington pulls his arm out of your door, then lets you open it up yourself, if you so please. He's pulling out a few splinters from said arm. :/
  21. [22:24:07] <Lesieli> He's a bear, I'm sure he's used to it. No big deal. Aside from my damaged door of course.
  22. [22:27:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Y'see, one of me mates disappeared while oi was sleeping last noight," He gestures behind him, where there's two teddiursa and a Cubchoo behind him "and oi was hopin' yew could 'elp me foind 'im"
  23. [22:32:49] <Lesieli> "Well that's no good, he could get hurt wanderin' around on his own. Or fall off the boat and drown! Or get snatched by a Sea Serpent and eaten for lunch!"
  24. [22:33:00] * Lesieli 's voice gets more and more frantic with each scenario
  25. [22:33:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Teddi!" The first little bear gasps at your first scenerio! "Ursa!" Another bear gasps at your second! "Choo!" The Cubchoo shivers at your third!
  26. [22:34:26] <Lesieli> "Come on, we gotta find him!" She grabs Sir Bearington by the paw and takes off!
  27. [22:34:43] <Lesieli> . . . and gets two feet off, seeing there's no way she's dragging an Ursaring around
  28. [22:35:28] * Med is probably sunbathing while roara plays video games. that seems like a reasonable thing for meds to do!
  29. [22:37:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He follows you along obediently, despite being SO BIG, he's no problem to drag around! The two teddiursa and the cubchoo follow after Sir Bearington like ducklings~! Where are you searching first, Lesieli? The kitchen? The engine room? The unused bedrooms below deck? The deck? The captain's quarters? The docks? The sea? The city?
  30. [22:37:53] <Lesieli> I have no idea where I'm going!
  31. [22:38:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d8
  32. [22:38:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d8: 7 [1d8=7]
  33. [22:38:28] <Lesieli> "Sooo . . . where was he last? In your quarters?"
  34. [22:39:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Oh okay. "That's roight lass! He was sleepin' wif' me and the other liddle ones and naow he's gone!"
  35. [22:41:44] <Lesieli> "Well we should start there first! To disappear from there, he'd have to be there at one point, then go somewhere else! Which means he was there at one point! Perhaps there's . . . a CLUE"
  36. [22:42:44] * Lesieli feels so smart and detectively
  37. [22:42:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> In Sir Bearington's room you finnnnd...roll me perception~
  38. [22:43:03] <Lesieli> 2d6+6
  39. [22:43:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, 2d6+6: 12 [2d6=3,3]
  40. [22:45:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A MESS! Seems bears aren't tidy. There's a bed, which has lots of straw and grasses piled up on it because...because, bits of honey stains all over the carpet, an empty beehive, a completely drained and dead Combee, the bed post is FULL of bearclaw marks, and the air conditioning is on full blast.
  41. [22:46:57] <Lesieli> Whoo, they're gonna have trouble renovating this one once we're inevitable fired, that's for sure.
  42. [22:49:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Gonna' look in to anything more? Ask questions? Move elsewhere?
  43. [22:51:01] <Lesieli> "Well, taking all this into account," She walks around, nodding and inspecting each and every little bit of the room "analyzing the data, cross-referencing with my previous knowledge and making some good educated wild guesses, I can definitely conclude . . ."
  44. [22:51:26] <Lesieli> "This room is inhabited by several bear. Or bear-like pokemon. Whatever a 'bear' is."
  45. [22:53:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a simultaneous "Teddi!" and then Akuman claps. "How astute, lass!"
  46. [22:54:46] <Lesieli> "But I've no idea where he went. And what'd you guys do to that poor Combee anyways?"
  47. [22:56:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> One of the Teddiursa absentmindedly sucks on his paw as Akuman explained "Oh, y'see, well, that is to say..."
  48. [22:56:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "..."
  49. [22:56:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "We ate it!"
  50. [22:56:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Teddi!" "Teddi!" "Choo!"
  51. [22:56:54] <Lesieli> ". . . but he's still on the floor, not in our stomach. . ."
  52. [22:57:03] <Lesieli> "Nevermind! I don't want to know!"
  53. [22:57:10] <Lesieli> *your stomach
  54. [23:00:02] <Lesieli> "Well he's obviously not here, where else could he be? Bears like food! To the kitchen!"
  55. [23:02:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> THE KITCHEN!
  56. [23:03:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Where Mistral is snacking on some berries! Her hands are painted with berry juices at the moment, but she doesn't seem to mind, humming to herself as she licks her fingers
  57. [23:07:03] <Lesieli> "YOU THERE! You seen any bears around recently? They really tend to love berries like those, after all."
  58. [23:07:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She tilts her head one way. Then another. Then back to the first way. "Yep."
  59. [23:07:58] <Lesieli> "Aside from the ones behind me, of course"
  60. [23:08:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Oh, then no."
  61. [23:08:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Sorry!"
  62. [23:08:52] * Lesieli leers at her and the mostly-empty berry container "And you ate ALL those berries by yourself??"
  63. [23:09:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Force of habit."
  64. [23:11:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She doesn't seem the least bit phased, wearing the same goofy smirk she was wearing when you came in.
  65. [23:12:19] * Lesieli leers more "Alllright then, I suppose. But in your -professional- opinion, where would a missing Teddiursa go?"
  66. [23:13:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Hmmmm! Good question!" Her head tilts again, landing on a single finger, which meets with her cheek. "Let's see...well, it'd either be the caves or the woods..."
  67. [23:13:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Or maybe the river to go eat a fish..."
  68. [23:14:21] <Lesieli> "Alas, we don't have things like that on a boat. The closest would be . . ."
  69. [23:14:32] <Lesieli> "The Engine Room! That's kinda like a cave!"
  70. [23:14:45] <Lesieli> ". . . If you use your imagination a bit"
  71. [23:15:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Her smile widens as you leave the room to the ENGINE ROOM
  72. [23:17:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Inside you find...machinery. Lots of it. Engines hum, some water drips in a few areas, there's puddles all along the floor, the place isn't actually painted so it's all NEW FANCY STEEL but give it a year or two and it'll rust.
  73. [23:18:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The collective hums of all the engines and machinery make it a bit hard to talk, you have to shout to talk over it
  74. [23:18:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me Knowledge: Technology, and Perception
  75. [23:18:30] <Lesieli> Oh BOy
  76. [23:19:09] <Lesieli> 3d6+6+2
  77. [23:19:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, 3d6+6+2: 20 [3d6=6,3,3]
  78. [23:19:17] <Lesieli> 2d6+6
  79. [23:19:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, 2d6+6: 14 [2d6=2,6]
  80. [23:22:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hmmmmmm...
  81. [23:23:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Looks like all of the machinery is working fine! The puddles aren't that big of a deal (should be cleaned up though), as it seems that Lani already fixed whatever caused them. Nothing shows any signs of being tampered with...nothing...nothing...wait.
  82. [23:24:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a claw mark on an air conditioner, one of the extra crazy kinds meant for keeping machinery cool.
  83. [23:27:11] <Lesieli> "Well what have we here? A CLUE? You been down here lately, Sir Bearington?"
  84. [23:29:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He pauses in thought. "Have oi...?"
  85. [23:29:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hmmm. Hmmm.
  86. [23:31:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He shakes his head!
  87. [23:31:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> After thinking really hard on it. Huh.
  88. [23:35:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> CLUES +1
  89. [23:35:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> But the teddiursa doesn't seem to BE here
  90. [23:35:55] <Lesieli> But he WAS here, at one point! Progress!
  91. [23:36:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What now?
  92. [23:36:31] <Lesieli> Eh, one clues good enough, we can worry about finding him tomorrow
  93. [23:38:32] <Lesieli> Really though, he was in the bowels of the ship, better check the rest of it
  94. [23:40:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So where to now? Deck? Unused rooms? Captain's quarters?
  95. [23:41:15] <Lesieli> Unused rooms would be next up I suppose
  96. [23:41:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ROLL PERCEPTION
  97. [23:42:20] <Lesieli> 2d6+6 once again
  98. [23:42:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, once again: 12 [2d6=1,5]
  99. [23:42:31] <Med> 1d6-1 OKAY
  100. [23:42:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, OKAY: 1 [1d6=2]
  101. [23:45:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Nothing, nothing, nothing...
  102. [23:45:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> nothing, nothing, nothing...
  103. [23:45:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And then you open a door to find yet another nondescript room with an empty bed and dresser, BUT
  104. [23:45:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There is
  105. [23:46:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> a splotch of honey
  106. [23:46:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> on the bed.
  107. [23:47:28] <Lesieli> Hmmmm, how fresh is it? Dried at all?
  108. [23:47:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hmmmmmm
  109. [23:49:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me Medicine Edu
  110. [23:49:50] <Lesieli> 2d6+6+2 Medicine, of all things? Alright
  111. [23:49:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Medicine, of all things? Alright: 19 [2d6=5,6]
  112. [23:50:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> It was a good roll!
  113. [23:50:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hmmmm, knowing what you know about liquids and sugars, you'd say...
  114. [23:50:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> This has been here for less than 5 hours.
  115. [23:53:51] <Lesieli> Eugh, too long, he's not here anymore
  116. [23:55:17] <Lesieli> "Well, he can't be too far away, an average baby bear can only go like, 20 miles in five hours or something. So he's probably no farther than that by now!"
  117. [23:56:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "T-twenty miles, y'say?"
  118. [23:56:56] <Lesieli> "Give or take, sure"
  119. [23:58:50] <Lesieli> "Seeing we've gone all over the bowels of the ship, he's gotta be up or about somewhere. Suppose we should head out on deck then"
  120. [23:59:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> TO THE DECK
  121. [00:00:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Atop the deck you seeeee...
  122. [00:01:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A wild Med, in her native habitat, suntanning atop the deck! Further details pending from Roara.
  123. [00:02:00] * Med is wearing... well, the point is she's trying to get a tan! How silly of her, doesn't she know her skin is supernaturally pale due to being a HALF DEMON?
  124. [00:02:23] <Med> It's basically pointless, but she's listening to music, and probably has a Fluffers within petting reach.
  125. [00:03:18] <Lesieli> . . . so you're saying she's sunbathing nude?
  126. [00:03:41] <Med> it's... not very likely since they're docked and people would see her!
  127. [00:04:46] <Med> probably a bikini, completely different from the one she wore the other day!
  128. [00:04:56] <Med> unless the deck is literally invisible to anyone not on the deck somehow
  129. [00:05:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Pfff no, you kidding? Anyone can see the deck, she's got the bikini.
  130. [00:06:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Atop the deck there's...not much. I wonder where Mel is? Lani is snoozing in the Captain's Quarters, if you ask anyone.
  131. [00:08:04] <Lesieli> But no bears, that's no good
  132. [00:08:41] <Med> It's too bad there weren't any pokemon around capable of tracking things.
  133. [00:09:32] * Med pets her hellhound pokemon, while her Knives probably conspires against her, only pausing due to the sudden approach of a Lesi. Also there's probably a woobat somewhere.
  134. [00:10:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The Woobat greets Lesieli and the bears with a "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  135. [00:10:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And then falls back asleep on top of Med's head.
  136. [00:11:13] <Med> 1d6-1 does med notice any of this?
  137. [00:11:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, does med notice any of this?: 3 [1d6=4]
  138. [00:12:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Something's happening? Naw. Just need more sun.
  139. [00:12:55] <Med> warrmmm~
  140. [00:14:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What'll it be, Lesieli? There aren't any BEARS in sight
  141. [00:15:44] <Lesieli> "Arrgh, only place left on the ship is the Capn's quarters, but he's sleeping now. And if our missing cub's not there. . . "
  142. [00:16:01] <Lesieli> ". . .I'm loathe to say it, but he's probably good as gone ;_;"
  143. [00:16:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You don't hear an immediate response from the bears, but turning around you see they're all huddled together and trying not to cry.
  144. [00:17:17] <Med> 3d6+6 intuition: SENSE DISTRESS
  145. [00:17:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, intuition: SENSE DISTRESS: 20 [3d6=4,5,5]
  146. [00:17:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DISTRESS IS IN THE VICINITY
  147. [00:17:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> YOU CAN JUST FEEL IT WIHT YOUR AURA SENSE
  148. [00:17:55] * Lesieli hesistates a moment, but gives in and joins their (presumably smelly) embrace
  149. [00:17:55] * Med sits up, rubbing her eyes and stretching. that was a good nap~
  150. [00:18:06] <Med> "What's up?"
  151. [00:18:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Med you see Lesieli, Akuman Bearington, two Teddiursa, and a Cubchoo all embracing in SADNESS
  152. [00:19:09] <Med> "Did something happen?"
  153. [00:22:03] * Lesieli too busy crying atm
  154. [00:22:18] * Med gets up
  155. [00:22:21] * Med goes to comfort all of them!!
  156. [00:22:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> BOOHOOOHOO
  157. [00:22:38] <Med> 5d6+6+2+1 comfort some bears also a weird scientist girl
  158. [00:22:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, comfort some bears also a weird scientist girl: 25 [5d6=2,2,2,6,4]
  159. [00:22:51] <Med> they get +2 to resisting sadness
  160. [00:23:18] <Med> also +2 to shaking off despair!
  161. [00:23:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Med, it doesn't look like it's working!
  162. [00:23:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> In fact, there's another bear joining the fray! IT'S GETTING WORSE
  163. [00:24:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> BOOHOOHOO
  164. [00:24:17] <Med> "Now, don't cry! What's wrong?"
  165. [00:26:14] <Lesieli> "T-there's a slight possibility that maybe" *sniff* "m-maybe one of the baby bears might potentially be lost or . . . or even . . . "
  166. [00:26:36] <Med> "One of the baby bears?"
  167. [00:26:47] * Med counts the number of bears
  168. [00:26:52] * Med tries to remember how many there were in total
  169. [00:27:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There were...uh...
  170. [00:27:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Perception.
  171. [00:27:39] <Med> 1d6-1 why cant i use intuition ;-;
  172. [00:27:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, why cant i use intuition: 1 [1d6=2]
  173. [00:29:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> THERE WERE LIKE 20 OF THEM
  174. [00:29:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> LESIELI'S UNDERSELLING THE TRAGEDY
  175. [00:29:21] <Med> "Oh no! Knives!"
  176. [00:29:32] <Med> "There're missing bears! Can you and Fluffers track them down?"
  177. [00:30:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Knives makes a mock SIGH and then just fucks off because apparently he's too cool for this. He's going belowdeck where people aren't being DUMB
  178. [00:30:29] <Med> :c
  179. [00:30:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Fluffers sniffsniffs
  180. [00:30:34] * Med follows Knives! he knows what to do!
  181. [00:30:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And then goes to the group
  182. [00:30:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Then turns to Med with his head tilted.
  183. [00:30:52] <Med> oh god they're going in different directions
  184. [00:30:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Knives goes below deck
  185. [00:31:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Knives goes to the kitchen
  186. [00:31:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Knives cuts a slice of ham for himself
  187. [00:31:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Knives devours it.
  188. [00:33:09] <Med> [What is it, boy?] Med asks Fluffers.
  189. [00:37:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [I'm not sure if any are missing! I can't smell any others! But I'll try anyway, even if their scent is everywhere!]
  190. [00:38:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [I just figured you'd want to know!]
  191. [00:38:40] * Med does a recount
  192. [00:39:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Leader (1), Teddi (2), Teddi (3), Teddi (4), Cubchoo (5)
  193. [00:39:28] <Med> "One... two... three... four... five..."
  194. [00:42:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli perception
  195. [00:42:32] <~Aori_Radidjiu> With +2 bonus
  196. [00:42:49] <Lesieli> 2d6+6+2 Nuhuh too busy crying kinda ok this is getting a little too smelly for me
  197. [00:42:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Nuhuh too busy crying kinda ok this is getting a little too smelly for me: 16 [2d6=3,5]
  198. [00:43:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> passed by 1
  199. [00:43:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...did Med say 5?
  200. [00:43:32] * Lesieli pops up, totally not crying anymore. Wait what?
  201. [00:43:45] * Lesieli counts herself
  202. [00:43:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Leader (1), Teddi (2), Teddi (3), Teddi (4), Cubchoo (5)
  203. [00:44:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> ...there's one more Teddi than there was before
  204. [00:44:43] <Med> "C'mon Fluffers... let's go see what Knives thinks."
  205. [00:44:57] * Med goes to tease her pawniard.
  206. [00:45:14] <Lesieli> "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait"
  207. [00:46:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> All the bears stop sniffing.
  208. [00:46:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And turn and look at you.
  209. [00:46:24] <Lesieli> "Hey guys, wait up" She gives Senor Bearington a light shove
  210. [00:46:45] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Blink blink?
  211. [00:47:26] <Lesieli> "Now, I'm pretty sure I know how to count, but you mind double-checking for me? We got a total of four cubs to look after, right?"
  212. [00:48:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Uh, yeh, Oi think so! There's Teddione and Tedditoo and Ursathree and Fourchoo!"
  213. [00:50:52] <Med> 5d6+6+2 this is what i roll to surprise hug attack knives, right?
  214. [00:50:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, this is what i roll to surprise hug attack knives, right?: 29 [5d6=3,6,6,4,2]
  215. [00:50:58] <Lesieli> "Then. . . who are we looking for again?"
  216. [00:53:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Uh."
  217. [00:53:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He looks at the cubs
  218. [00:53:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The cubs look at him
  219. [00:53:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He embraces all of them! "Yer all here!"
  220. [00:57:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a round of cheers and then they all go down belowdecks to do bear things!
  221. [00:57:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> LOOKS
  222. [00:57:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> LIKE
  223. [00:57:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> PROBLEM
  224. [00:57:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> HAS BEEN SOLVED
  225. [00:57:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Meanwhile Knives is tacklehugged
  226. [00:58:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He initially doesn't react as he chews on a slice of ham
  227. [00:58:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And then
  228. [00:58:24] * Med does such dangerous things!
  229. [00:58:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a subtle ~shink~ sound.
  230. [00:58:37] * Med could have been cut or even seriously hurt!
  231. [00:58:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Perception!
  232. [00:59:21] <Med> 1d6-1 not fashion ed or intuition or survival?
  233. [00:59:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, not fashion ed or intuition or survival?: 3 [1d6=4]
  234. [00:59:53] <Lesieli> Hooray! The bears are all safe and sound! Now I can get back to my game!
  235. [01:02:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Guess you can!
  236. [01:02:36] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah Med you don't notice it
  237. [01:02:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> So you have no idea
  238. [01:02:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> That your bikini top is going to fall off the second you stop hugging Knives
  239. [01:03:18] <Med> 5d6+6+2 but i didnt even roll hug damage yet
  240. [01:03:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, but i didnt even roll hug damage yet: 27 [5d6=5,2,4,4,4]
  241. [01:03:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> KNIVES LOST ALL HIS PSYCHE POINTS
  242. [01:03:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> KNIVES doesn't give a fuck
  243. [01:04:22] <Lesieli> 2d6+6 Perception, do I smell like bear now?
  244. [01:04:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Perception, do I smell like bear now?: 12 [2d6=4,2]
  245. [01:05:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli, you notice as the bears leave that one of them dropped a band. A Focus Band.
  246. [01:05:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And uh
  247. [01:05:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You don't smell like bear instead you smell like honey
  248. [01:10:07] <Med> [Knivvess, are you boorred?]
  249. [01:10:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [Only as much as I want to be.]
  250. [01:10:51] <Med> [Huh?]
  251. [01:11:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [Being bored isn't necessarily bad! It's usually not good, though.]
  252. [01:11:48] <Med> [Yeah - so, do you wanna do stuff?]
  253. [01:13:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [Depends.]
  254. [01:15:48] <Med> [Like... learn stuff!]
  255. [01:15:54] <Med> [Or train!]
  256. [01:16:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [Possibly.]
  257. [01:17:00] <Med> 5d6+6+2 totes still hugging him by the way
  258. [01:17:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, totes still hugging him by the way: 24 [5d6=3,1,1,6,5]
  259. [01:17:49] <Med> [What do you wanna do, Knives Mizou?]
  260. [01:19:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [Well, for one...]
  261. [01:19:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [I want to not be strangled by you, thank you.]
  262. [01:20:49] <Med> [Aw~]
  263. [01:21:02] * Med lets go~
  264. [01:22:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And your top falls right off. Knives cuts it in half and uses one of the cups as a hat. [Thank you.]
  265. [01:23:30] <Med> [Knives!!]
  266. [01:24:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [I told you, I'm as bored as I want to be!] He starts running off, straight up the stairs to above deck. Going to follow?
  267. [01:24:15] <Med> yes!
  268. [01:24:17] <Med> he needs to be scolded!
  269. [01:25:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As you start going up the steps, you hear Cap'n Lani whistling, seems like he's decided to start mopping the deck as per usual.
  270. [01:27:45] <Med> an arm is probably good enough the important thing is knives really needs to stop cutting clothes up!
  271. [01:30:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Knives is pretending to suntan where you were doing so before.
  272. [01:30:41] <Med> is he pretending to be blissfully unaware of his surroundings, as a med usually would?
  273. [01:31:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Pretending~
  274. [01:31:37] * Med approaches him and
  275. [01:32:04] <Med> 1d8+5+20 VACUUM WAVE'S THE FLOOR RIGHT NEXT TO HIM TO WAKE HIM UP
  276. [01:32:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, VACUUM WAVE'S THE FLOOR RIGHT NEXT TO HIM TO WAKE HIM UP: 28 [1d8=3]
  277. [01:32:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Knives pretends to rub his eyes and wake up. He sits up and waves at you, casually.
  278. [01:33:24] <Med> "Knives!"
  279. [01:33:37] <Med> 4d6+6 COMMANDING PRESENCE
  280. [01:33:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, COMMANDING PRESENCE: 18 [4d6=4,4,1,3]
  281. [01:35:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [You said that it was a terrible waste of money. So I have made sure to not make it go to waste by turning your top into a fashionable new hat.]
  282. [01:35:46] <Med> "I have like twenty hats, and also it's not fashionable because [...]"
  283. [01:36:06] <Med> 3d6-1 full fashion critique regarding wearing bra cups as hats
  284. [01:36:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, full fashion critique regarding wearing bra cups as hats: 11 [3d6=5,2,5]
  285. [01:36:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> What color was the bikini?
  286. [01:38:02] <Med> shit you're making me look up colors?
  287. [01:38:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I just want to know if it actually matches Knives
  288. [01:40:18] <Med> 1d6 blue lightblue darkgreen deepgreen red pink
  289. [01:40:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, blue lightblue darkgreen deepgreen red pink: 4 [1d6=4]
  290. [01:40:49] <Med> 1d100 minimalism is low, fancy is high
  291. [01:40:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, minimalism is low, fancy is high: 40 [1d100=40]
  292. [01:41:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hmmmmm
  293. [01:41:30] <Med> various blurred, deep shades of green, almost looking like they were painted
  294. [01:43:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It almost perfectly covers the red part on top of his head, so if it was red or pink, it honestly wouldn't have looked like he was any different. Now, the dark green brings out the black in his natural coloring, emphasizing part of his body that usually isn't as emphasized due to red being the most emphasized color on a Pawniard's body. It's...interesting,
  295. [01:49:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> and you definitely wouldn't say it's a BAD fashion choice, although there have been better.
  296. [01:44:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 7/10 not bad
  297. [01:45:54] <Med> regarding covering the red part, i think you're severely overestimating med boobs!
  298. [01:46:13] <Med> that or i am overestimating how big pawniards are!
  299. [01:46:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1'8" tall
  300. [01:51:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Although even if it doesn't cover the red part completely, that almost gives the illusion of something similar to have hair under the hat.
  301. [01:51:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> *having
  302. [01:51:43] <Melons> Melanie pops up on deck, scanning the area. I don't know, maybe she took a nap and is looking for Mirai. Maybe she just doesn't trust the deck to keep being a deck. Maybe she spies Med propositioning a living blade.
  303. [01:52:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Med's topless, and covering her chest with her arm. She's staring down Knives, who is shrugging in a rather exaggerated manner
  304. [01:53:00] <Med> "Besides! I have, like, twenty hats - and some of them even fit you!"
  305. [01:53:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Knives is also wearing a deep green hat on his head
  306. [01:53:28] * Melons stares down at her own arm and body then back up. "..."
  307. [01:54:10] <Melons> Her focus continues on to see just how public their port is. Or dock. However we're anchored.
  308. [01:54:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It looks ridiculous, you're not sure if in a good or bad way, but it goes with his shrugging, at least! Meanwhile
  309. [01:55:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lani is swabbing the deck with a bemused grin. He doesn't seem to be focusing on Med much, maybe the old man has seen enough breasts in his time to not be BEDAZZLED by a topless girl. There are two ships on either side of the Mutiny, one of which has nobody on it, and the other...
  310. [01:55:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> roll perception, Melanie
  311. [01:55:29] <Med> 5d6+6+2 bedazzle the fuck out of lani and melanie anyway
  312. [01:55:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, bedazzle the fuck out of lani and melanie anyway: 20 [5d6=1,6,3,1,1]
  313. [01:55:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [Also, you didn't get to tanning your back, and you don't need a top for that!]
  314. [01:56:19] <Melons> 2d6+7 What's to be bedazzled by?
  315. [01:56:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, What's to be bedazzled by?: 10 [2d6=2,1]
  316. [01:56:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Yeah you don't see anything Mel
  317. [01:56:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL CLEAR
  318. [01:57:24] <Melons> Melanie shrugs and slides her goggles off, immediately regretting doing so with a yelp and using the ol' finger filter to remember what light is.
  319. [01:58:06] <Melons> "Med...you uh...might want to consider revolutionizing the pokemon fashion world...while actually clothed..."
  320. [01:58:42] * Med thought thought thought
  321. [01:58:46] * Med thought thoug-
  322. [01:58:52] * Med chooses Chomps!
  323. [01:58:57] <Med> ["Hey Chomps!"]
  324. [01:58:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There are few, if any, people on the docks themselves, considering it's a Sunday, and there's like, no business on Sundays.
  325. [01:59:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> [FOOD?]
  326. [01:59:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Chomps sniffs the air hungrily
  327. [01:59:17] <Med> "[After you play with Knives!"]
  328. [01:59:22] <Med> "[He needs exercise!"]
  329. [01:59:44] * Melons freezes in terror. Living was f- oh, The Mouth has a different target.
  330. [02:00:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sniffsniff [METAL? IRON IS GOOD NUTRIENT!] Chomps dives for Knives, and Knives starts RUNNING
  331. [02:00:58] <Melons> She consideres recommending Koa as a long-term sparring partner, despite the huge type-advantage...or maybe because of it, but timidness and Chomps-terror decide against it.
  332. [02:01:10] <Med> "[Don't actually eat him. I need him alive!~"]
  333. [02:01:18] <Med> 4d6+6 supervise "training"~
  334. [02:01:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, supervise "training"~: 24 [4d6=5,2,5,6]
  335. [02:01:24] <Melons> "Should you...really give that thing free reign like that?"
  336. [02:01:58] <Med> "Huh?"
  337. [02:02:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The two engage in a chase scene, complete with Yakety Sax. After a while, past the scope of this session, the chase scene ends with Knives getting on Chomps' back and installing reins and a saddle, riding his trusty steed off to...who the fuck knows.
  338. [02:02:41] * Med can train up to four pokemon at once o/~
  339. [02:02:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Knives would have more than a few bite marks from the ordeal, however.
  340. [02:03:10] <Melons> "Nevermind...go get dressed before someone sees you..." Or before Mirai sees me. OHGODSHE'LLTHINKSOMETHING'SHAPPENING!
  341. [02:03:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Good timing on that thought
  342. [02:04:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai arrives on deck
  343. [02:04:27] <Melons> Does she have the grace of a ninja or is her appearance obvious enough?
  344. [02:04:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> With a grocery back, munching on a chocolate bar. Her Togepi is waddlerunning in front of her, announcing her presence with a "Piiiii~!"
  345. [02:05:44] <Med> 1d6-1 notice mirai
  346. [02:05:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, notice mirai: 3 [1d6=4]
  347. [02:05:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> *bag not back
  348. [02:06:09] * Melons hears the Togepi, not quite paying attention until Mirai actually appears, at which point she looks from Mirai. To Med. To Med's covered chesticles. And then the palms of her hands as she quickly covers her eyes. "IDIDN'TDOANYTHING!"
  349. [02:06:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Hi Mel! Hi Med!" She takes another bite as her Togepi bumps into Med, rousing the Med from the space she was staring into
  350. [02:07:06] <Med> you mean
  351. [02:07:08] <Med> the pokemon
  352. [02:07:09] <Med> she was training
  353. [02:07:11] <Med> :c
  354. [02:07:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> s-ssssshhhh
  355. [02:07:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I'm totally not a terribly inattentive GM
  356. [02:07:44] <Med> its like you're secretly med!
  357. [02:07:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> a n y w a y
  358. [02:08:54] <Med> "Huh?" d'aww a togepi!
  359. [02:09:15] * Med bends down to pick it up and hug it <3
  360. [02:09:19] <Med> 5d6+6+2 hugs <3
  361. [02:09:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, hugs <3: 27 [5d6=6,1,1,6,5]
  362. [02:09:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai is wearing a blue dress rather than a white one today, with a matching blue flower in her hair. Her feet continue to be lacking in anything covering them (besides an anklet on one of her ankles) and she wears her usual smile. "How's it going?" The Togepi squeals, totally enjoying it~
  363. [02:09:51] * Melons peaks out from between her fingers, noting the absence of fire and brimstone. "....good?"
  364. [02:10:42] <Med> "Disciplining one troublesome pokemon with another," she explains before showering the Togepi with love and affection~
  365. [02:11:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Great! I got some snacks, hope you don't mind~! Oh, and Med, you're not gonna'...breastfeed Excel or something like that, are you?" She tilts her head at the topless woman caressing the baby pokemon.
  366. [02:11:50] <Med> "Huh?"
  367. [02:13:04] <Melons> "I told you to put clothes on..."
  368. [02:13:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "You might want to cover yourself a little~!"
  369. [02:13:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Never know who could be watching!"
  370. [02:13:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "(Like me.)"
  371. [02:14:15] <Melons> "Like Lani."
  372. [02:14:28] <Med> 3d6+6 intuition lets me hearsense that comment, right? ...right?
  373. [02:14:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, intuition lets me hearsense that comment, right? ...right?: 21 [3d6=6,3,6]
  374. [02:14:32] <Melons> Did I just not call him Brineshrimp? Eeeeeeeew.
  375. [02:14:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lani's gone back off to the captain's quarters. He's not having any of this girltalk.
  376. [02:15:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You totally hear that comment, she wasn't trying very hard to hide it
  377. [02:15:36] <Melons> Melanie of course immediately took the comment to mean Mirai is legitimately interested in Med and secretly hides her heartbreak.
  378. [02:15:49] <Med> she is secret about hiding it
  379. [02:15:49] <Med> meaning
  380. [02:15:56] <Med> we dn't at all know she's hiding it!
  381. [02:16:11] <Melons> 4d6+4 Does she even know she's secretly hiding it herself?
  382. [02:16:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Does she even know she's secretly hiding it herself?: 22 [4d6=5,5,2,6]
  383. [02:16:36] <Melons> What heartbreak, lying to yourself is SO eas- actually it's pretty hard, but she's managed.
  384. [02:17:12] <Med> (meaning it's blatantly obvious)
  385. [02:17:43] <Melons> Meaning there was no heartbreak to hide!
  386. [02:18:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Annnnnnyway..." Gringrin. "Has my Melly been welly?" Oh god. It begins.
  387. [02:18:18] <Med> "You have them too, you know!"
  388. [02:18:40] <Melons> "...Welly?"
  389. [02:18:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Ahem. "Well."
  390. [02:19:24] <Melons> "Oh...right...um..." Shrug. "...does being not terrible suffice?"
  391. [02:19:46] * Melons slides over to Mirai and leans in to look inside the grocery bag.
  392. [02:20:15] * Med puts the togepi down. "I gueeesss I'll go put a shirt on!"
  393. [02:20:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "...okay that was a bit much. Sorry~." She sticks her tongue out, before parsing Med's comment and putting on a contemplative face. "I do! Do you wanna' compare or something?" Smile.
  394. [02:20:24] <Med> "Chomps, Knives! Don't play tooo harrd!"
  395. [02:20:51] <Med> "Compare?" blinkblink
  396. [02:20:56] <Melons> Melanie tries to hide her face in the groceries...but realizes that would look even more awkward...
  397. [02:23:26] <Melons> Instead, she musters some fake motherfucking courage. Well, it's really not all that fake...but it's not exactly courage...it's more...channeling the feelings of being a dick online via anonymity into reality. "...I...I think I would win that particular contest."
  398. [02:24:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Inside the bag? Chocolate bars, soft drinks, some common cold medicines, some variant of chex mix, various kinds of things like that.
  399. [02:24:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai blinks. "Huh."
  400. [02:24:25] <Med> "Well, uh... it depends on what the contest even is."
  401. [02:24:39] <Melons> "Goputashirton!"
  402. [02:24:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Yeah!"
  403. [02:24:58] <Melons> Ohgodwhatdidthathuhmean?
  404. [02:24:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You're not sure if she said that to Med or Mel.
  405. [02:25:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She goes back to smiles. "So! Mel, help me unload these groceries, don't want the chocolate to melt!"
  406. [02:26:34] <Melons> Nodnod. Oh that last word wasn't a pun.
  407. [02:27:09] <Med> 3d6+6 intuition: was it totally intended as a pun?
  408. [02:27:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Med, intuition: was it totally intended as a pun?: 24 [3d6=6,6,6]
  409. [02:27:10] <Melons> "Not even to make s'mores?"
  410. [02:27:23] <Med> that was
  411. [02:27:23] <Med> some
  412. [02:27:25] <Med> intuition roll
  413. [02:27:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Down the stairs she goes, putting away the stuff at a steady pace. "So!" It was unintentional.
  414. [02:27:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Er
  415. [02:27:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The pun, that is
  416. [02:27:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Was unintentional
  417. [02:27:53] * Med goes to put a shirt on~
  418. [02:28:16] * Med probably wont accidentally walk into anyone who secretly wants to roleplay but is too timid to!
  419. [02:28:24] <Melons> "So." Mel agrees. "...so?" She assists in the putting aways, but not being a common kitchengoer is probably just putting things in arbitrary places.
  420. [02:28:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Well, Mel, do you think they gave me a good sell?" Tongue sticking out again.
  421. [02:29:55] <Melons> Melanie stares at her tongue. "...that depends, was it always so soggy?"
  422. [02:30:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Blink. "Huh?" Tongue back in mouth.
  423. [02:30:58] <Melons> She points to her own tongue if the joke isn't obvious enough.
  424. [02:31:01] <Melons> It isn't.
  425. [02:31:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And then when Mel points it out she blinks and then starts giggling, grabbing onto Mel's shoulder as she does so
  426. [02:31:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Not bad! Teehee~"
  427. [02:31:43] <Melons> "Well...um...uh...nev-ah!" What does shoulder touching even mean?!'
  428. [02:32:53] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Who knows! Maybe she was doing it to make sure she didn't fall over laughing, although she straightened up pretty fast anyway, so she didn't really need that.
  429. [02:33:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Maybe she just wants to ~touch~ you
  430. [02:33:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Maybe she's an alien who is trying to go into your skin through osmosis
  431. [02:33:54] <Med> probably the last one
  432. [02:33:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Totally.
  433. [02:34:02] <Melons> "But really I don't have a clue whether it's good or not. I haven't really done any real grocery shopping in a while..." Or maybe she was doing that thing where I just told a terrible joke and she was fake laughing to make me feel good about it. Oh god, now I can't joke around her ever again.
  434. [02:34:11] <Med> my 666 intuition roll agrees
  435. [02:34:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You've got 666 problems and aliens aren't one of them
  436. [02:34:58] <Melons> Yet.
  437. [02:35:01] <Melons> They're out there, waiting.
  438. [02:35:24] <Melons> Wait, doesn't one of us HAVE a Clefairy? Aren't those things from space? Or rumored to be? Who can keep up anymore.
  439. [02:36:10] <Melons> Mel is quite visibly lost in spa- thought.
  440. [02:37:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai tilts her head a little. "Really? Huh. I actually did grocery shopping for Balmy Palmy all the time, he's the kind of person who gets deep into some kind of work or another and forgets to eat if you don't bring them food!"
  441. [02:38:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Do I have to do that for you too, hm~?"
  442. [02:39:05] <Melons> Mel repeats the adorable nickname in a whisper before realizing the words Mira's saying. "...huh...that sounds like me...I...um...yeah..." OH! There were QUESTIONS FOR HER! "Hey Mirai, what's your favorite food and color and movie genre and type and four-letter word?" Was that too many questions at once? Nah.
  443. [02:41:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Watermelon white mystery annnnnd...huh, dunno' my favorite four letter word. Hm. Let's think about that..."
  444. [02:42:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She looks at you seriously as she considers and then decides. "Well, the only one that comes to mind is boob." She pokes one of hers as she says it. "Because of what Med did. Weird word though, it's the same frontwards and backwards!"
  445. [02:43:35] <Melons> "Ah...true..." There was also the mention of 'watermelon.' Not quite sure if intended as relating to Mel's first name, a technically correct relation to her LAST name, or if Mirai just genuinely likes a delicious fruit. "Um...you uh...forgot 'type.'"
  446. [02:44:30] <Melons> The internet also said people usually pick swears for their four-letter words. This was not planned for. Mel doesn't really know how to handle it so she doesn't.
  447. [02:45:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Oh, Pokemon type? I like Fire the best, they don't let temperature get to them~! Always burning up!" Boob is totally something you can use as an insult, so there's that.
  448. [02:46:43] <Melons> "Oh, I don't actually know what the list meant by type but...I've...said too much!" Fire? That's like...the opposite of ice...and ice is cool...shit, do NOT say that out loud.
  449. [02:47:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "So what's yours?"
  450. [02:47:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "...on all of those."
  451. [02:48:07] <Melons> OhshitIdidnotprepareforthis. "Umm...huuuuuh..." She doth ponder.
  452. [02:51:11] <Melons> "Those shrimp puff things I guess? Ummm...black is pretty comforting...but I'm also fond of green...so...uh...tie? Horror? Wait those usually suck...mystery-horror? That's probably the name of that...um...type...I like ice...because it reminds me of home...but dark is pretty cool...so...'nother tie? And uh...I'd have to pick 'fuck.' 'Cuz it's such a satisfying word." This is the part where Mirai runs away.
  453. [02:51:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "So together we have...!"
  454. [02:52:24] <Melons> This is the part where she says 'nothing in common' and runs off, right?
  455. [02:53:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Shrimp puff watermelon, black + white + green = green, mystery-horror, fire + ice = water, maybe dark water? And..."
  456. [02:53:07] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "..."
  457. [02:53:11] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Boob fuck?"
  458. [02:53:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "..."
  459. [02:53:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Isn't that actually a thing?"
  460. [02:54:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She puts a finger to her cheek in thought.
  461. [02:54:36] <Melons> "...yes. Well...um...I don't know if it's actually possible, but it's a...it's in..." She drops to a whisper for the final word, "...porn."
  462. [02:55:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Huh."
  463. [02:55:09] <Melons> Melanie's face becomes fire-type.
  464. [02:55:12] <Melons> Or something.
  465. [02:55:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "So you watch that kind of stuff?"
  466. [02:55:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "...actually who am I kidding, everyone watches that kind of stuff~"
  467. [02:55:52] <Melons> "Nonono!...Well...I mean...I have...on occasion...clicked links...to...that kind of...thing..."
  468. [02:57:25] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "I have too!"
  469. [02:57:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Wink. "Why are you so ashamed of it?"
  470. [02:59:03] <Melons> "BECAUSELASTTIMEIADMITTEDIT..." Deep breaths, "...um...last time I was asked...by a guy I knew in school...they uh...teased me for it...a lot..." This clearly isn't the whole story.
  471. [03:00:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Go on~." She sits at the kitchen table, elbow to table, hand to cheek, smirking. She looks like she would avidly eat popcorn right now if she had it.
  472. [03:01:28] <Melons> Melanie sighs and stares quite seriously at Mirai. "Look, just tell me if you're just pretending to go out with me to make fun of me already, would you?"
  473. [03:02:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Nono, it sounds like a good story!"
  474. [03:03:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "I'm not gonna' make fun of you or anything for it!"
  475. [03:03:44] <Melons> "Wait, you're pretending to go out with me and you're not goign to tease me about it?" Dafuq?
  476. [03:04:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Her hand goes from her cheek to her chest now. "No, we're going out."
  477. [03:04:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "And I want to hear your story"
  478. [03:04:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "And I won't make fun of you for it!"
  479. [03:04:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Not smiling, totally serious.
  480. [03:05:15] <Melons> Unbridled joy passes Melanie's face. "Oh!...I just...um...sorry...based on past experiences...um...uh...I think....I..." She suddenly gives Mirai the clingiest of hugs. "I'll tell you all of my stories, okay?!"
  481. [03:06:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She's at first surprised and a bit stiff.
  482. [03:06:49] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Then she warps her arms around you and smiles. "Sure."
  483. [03:06:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> *wraps
  484. [03:07:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> NOPE MAGICAL WARPING ARMS MIRAI IS A FREAK
  485. [03:10:00] <Melons> "Um, right, well, so...uh..." She quickly pulls away. "Well...so that time...this boy in my school said we were going out...and then asked me personal stuff like about...um...porn...and I admitted to watching...uh..." She drops to a whisper again, "...pokemon porn. Out of curiosity! Anyway...um...he walked off laughing and never talked to me again but every time I saw him after that it was just him and his friends laughing!"
  486. [03:11:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She squinches her eyebrows a bit. "Hmmmm."
  487. [03:11:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Wow."
  488. [03:11:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "What a jerk he was."
  489. [03:12:22] <Melons> "Oh, don't worry, I got him back, my parents are move tutors so I collected some poisons from some of the pokemon they were training at the time and snuck it into his and his friends' lunches. They didn't laugh at me after all the vomiting and time at the hospital!"
  490. [03:13:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She continues frowning. "Hmmm..."
  491. [03:13:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "That's a little far, don't you think?"
  492. [03:14:41] <Melons> "Um...well uh...they were kind of bullies in general...so it wasn't just...that...but I guess...um...yeah...probably..."
  493. [03:15:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Yeah...I won't fault you for it, though, it must have really hurt at the time!"
  494. [03:16:09] <Melons> "Well...I mean...I was used to stuff like that...I guess..."
  495. [03:16:46] <Melons> "Was...school not like that for you?
  496. [03:16:47] <Melons> "
  497. [03:18:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Not quite! More just boring and impersonal."
  498. [03:18:48] <Melons> "Really? You just seem...so...uh...nice...I just assumed it wasn't boring for nice people."
  499. [03:20:52] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "...eh. I don't want to talk about it right now..."
  500. [03:21:23] <Melons> "Oh...right...sorry..." Melanie finds herself putting chex mix in the fridge.
  501. [03:23:44] <Melons> She slowly pulls them back and hides behind them while addressing Mirai again. "...should...I not have told you that story?"
  502. [03:24:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She adjusts her hair. "No, it's fine, it's okay. I just didn't really want to think about school."
  503. [03:25:27] <Melons> "Oh...um...wanna...watch...a movie?"
  504. [03:26:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Sure!" She goes back to smiling!
  505. [03:27:07] <Melons> Melanie also smiles at the return of Mirai's, though continues hiding. "A mystery-horror with green watermelon-flavored shrimp puffs amidst dark and stormy waters? ...maybe some boob fucking?"
  506. [03:30:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Eh, I think it's a bit early to watch boob fucking together!"
  507. [03:31:34] <Melons> "Good, because I would have wussed out and I have no idea how to even find something with all of that! So let's see what we can find..." She grabs Mirai by the hand and leads her toward Mel's cave of a room.
  508. [03:34:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And from there we'll call </session>~
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