Advertisement
Guest User

Untitled

a guest
Nov 1st, 2014
486
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 1.72 KB | None | 0 0
  1. “A reformed Eurocommunist post-Marxist New Leftist Frankfurt School professor and social democrat was teaching a class on Nikita Khrushchev, known revisionist.
  2. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Leon Trotsky as the most class conscious revolutionary of all time and accept the Fourth International as the only legitimate representative of the interests of the workers of the world!"
  3.  
  4. At this moment a brave, revolutionary, unreformed Stalinst NKVD veteran who had an appreciation for socialist realist art and read a chapter of Capital every night before going to sleep stood up and waved the red flag.
  5.  
  6. "If Trotsky was so great, why wasn’t the revolution permanent?"
  7.  
  8. The arrogant professor smirked quite bourgeoisly and smugly replied, “Because the Soviet Union was a deformed workers state, you idiot gerontocrat!”
  9.  
  10. "Wrong. Comrade Stalin purged Russia of the kulaks and all enemies of the workers. If your theory of revolution was correct, we would have achieved communism by now."
  11.  
  12. The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A People’s History of the United States. He stormed out of the room crying social-fascist crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had adopted the policies of the Third Period and become more than an infantile leftist bourgeois stooge. He wished so much that he had not betrayed the revolution, but he himself had sold it out!
  13.  
  14. The students applauded and all sang the State Anthem of the USSR and accepted Socialism in One Country as the best path forward for proletarian cause. The professor lost his tenure and was taken out back and shot the next day.
  15.  
  16. The student’s name?
  17.  
  18.  
  19. Lavrentiy Beria”
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement