JudgeDeadd

So, we went on a raid today (yesterday?) - in any case, 10 hours ago.

 

Here's a brief recap. I don't recall who was who, someone else can try and fill you on that. In any case, I was Eridan. ChozoFury was Aradia, the rest I don't know.

 

- On the first server we visited, people were pretty chill at first. But near the end they eventually began complaining about our typing quirks and telling us to cease trolling and go away. Aradia decided we'd better abscond. So we left, one by one, while one of the humans busted our roleplay gig and the other stated that we're pretending to be animals (?!)

 

- The second server was more inviting. We chatted a whole lot, but response from the humans was minimal - only once someone commented on Kanaya's quirk. I left after two map rotations and the others left shortly thereafter.

 

Demo download locations (16 MB):

 

http://www.mediafire.com/?8bna9k4uk2wzk8m

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Q0E6UIT2

http://rapidshare.com/files/429195093/11052010raiddemos.zip

 

trollin1, trollin2 and trollin3.dem are from server #1; trollin4 and trollin5 are from server #2.

 

trollin1.dem is a little "damaged" (TF2 crashed while recording) but it plays back fine, the only consequence is that you can't see the demo's duration. It's 3 minutes long.

 

The chatlogs

 

Notes about chatlogs:

- Some humans' lines are not family-friendly. Be careful.

- My comments [are in square brackets]

- Most of the kill (and other in-game) messages have been removed, I only left the ones that are necessary for understanding the context of certain chat lines.

 

SERVER #1: 216.52.148.97:27015 ([!?] - teaminterrobang.com # 9 - Stock Rotation)

 

trollin1.dem

 

Map: pl_badwater

 

*DEAD*(TEAM) I HATE ORANGE PEOPLE!!!!!!! : spy me

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : lol sorry about that

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : XD

♓ cuttlefishCuller : )(ey, )(e s)(ould probably take care of t)(e S-ENTRI-ES first 38(

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : I apologize for everything, though

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : WHAT

[!?] Bevo : KEYBINDS ARE FOR COOL KIDS

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : NO SHRIMP!

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : That's my favorite food of all time, ._.

[!?]Vernacular : what is bart?

(TEAM) caligulasAquarium : i cant believve you chumps didnt wwait for me

[Yeah, so I messed up twofold with the above line. First, I accidentally chatted to the team, rather than to everyone. Two, I didn't notice I was the only troll on my team and all others were in the enemy team. So I just ended up insulting some humans :/]

caligulasAquarium : howw wwere you expectin

*DEAD* Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : Wait, what do you like? lol

caligulasAquarium : to wwin wwithout my tactical thinkin

[Again, I'm a little confused at that point, and don't realize that all my troll comrades are on the other team. 8|]

*DEAD* Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : Peanuts?

*DEAD* Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : ..

grimAuxiliatrix : Hello Eridan

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : lol

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : why

caligulasAquarium : wwell noww im here so time to get competent

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : fine

[!?]Vernacular : I like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain

caligulasAquarium : also hi kan

♓ cuttlefishCuller : Because you are OBVIOUSLY t)(e competent one 38|

Jeffero killed Bartimaeus [TI Reject] with eternal_reward.

[In the voice chat, Feferi yells "YAY!"]

*DEAD* Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : lol

caligulasAquarium : wwho else

*DEAD* Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : FLAMED

*DEAD* Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : YOU SUCK AT LIFE

apocalypseArisen killed caligulasAquarium with minigun.

*DEAD* Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : YOU UBERED A SPY

*DEAD* Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : THAT BACKSTABBED ME

*DEAD* Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : :(

grimAuxiliatrix : What Wonderful Timing

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : lol

caligulasAquarium : pfft

caligulasAquarium : stroke of luck

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] defended Last capture point for team #2

[!?] Yurch defended Last capture point for team #2

[!?] Yurch defended Last capture point for team #2

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] killed ♓ cuttlefishCuller with minigun. (crit)

[My team won at this point.]

grimAuxiliatrix : Oops

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : gg

♓ cuttlefishCuller : O)( nooooooooo

 

trollin2.dem

 

Map: ctf_turbine

 

grimAuxiliatrix : Whats A Hot Topic

*DEAD* [!?] Scram Chops : Vagina Boob

(TEAM) caligulasAquarium : wwhat is your problem

Space Pope Lixy the First : Politics.

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : rag

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : e

I HATE ORANGE PEOPLE!!!!!!! : i'm getting a little paranoid in the vents

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : :D

Space Pope Lixy the First : A winrar is you.

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : omg

[Feferi says something on voice chat]

grimAuxiliatrix : Wouldnt Announcing Your Location Only Serve To Make You More Paranoid

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : they even do the capitals while voice chatting

*DEAD* caligulasAquarium : yeah dont go into the vvents because you knoww wwhats in there

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : I can HEAR them

*DEAD* caligulasAquarium : me

[At this point, some players in the voice chat said something about "learning to use a condom"]

♓ cuttlefishCuller : a w)(at.

adiosToreador connected to server

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] killed caligulasAquarium with tf_projectile_arrow. (crit)

arsenicCatnip : :33< yay, tavros!

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : lol I got him

*DEAD* ♊ twinArmageddons : hey tavro2

*DEAD* caligulasAquarium : pfft

*DEAD* caligulasAquarium : dont get too glubbin proud

adiosToreador : hELLO EVERYONE,

grimAuxiliatrix : Hello Tavros

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : Hi.

arsenicCatnip : :33< hiya tavros!

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : Bevo, could you...I dunno...do something to these people? :|

[Bevo answers, in voice chat. Something about "us being retards"]

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : yes

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : yes

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : that

caligulasAquarium : is there a problem

[Bevo states, in voice chat: "they're just trollin'"]

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : please

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : XD

arsenicCatnip : :33< we're not bothering anyone.

♓ cuttlefishCuller : w)(at? 38(

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : their typing is making my eyes bleed

♓ cuttlefishCuller : we are playing a game :|

apocalypseArisen : d0 y0u want us t0 st0p

grimAuxiliatrix : I Dont Think Any Rules Have Been Broken

arsenicCatnip : :33< but my typing is fine!

[One of the players tells us, in voice chat, that we'd better stop, "you hear that?"]

♓ cuttlefishCuller : FIN OKAY JEEZE 38(

apocalypseArisen : okay

adiosToreador : i DONT SEE WHY IT MATTERS,

apocalypseArisen : lets go everyone

caligulasAquarium : its my noble seadweller accent

[!?] Bevo : k bye

♓ cuttlefishCuller : I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA ARADIA

apocalypseArisen : if they ask we must leave

arsenicCatnip : :33< so why would it matter how we type?

(TEAM) caligulasAquarium : thanks kan

[Some voice chat activity, including Feferi saying something]

(TEAM) grimAuxiliatrix : Of Course

 

[There was presumably more interesting talk about us in the voice chat, but I didn't feel like listening to it 100 times and transcribing every single sentence.]

 

trollin3.dem

 

Map: cp_fastlane

 

*DEAD* [!?] Yurch : mspa roleplay

I HATE ORANGE PEOPLE!!!!!!! : dam

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : they're pretending to be animals, and apparently, to be animals, you have to type like you're twelve years old.

[^ Lol wut]

*SPECT* ♓ cuttlefishCuller : oh and now you say you know of mspa

hypomonk : what?

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : it's really quite bothersome.

[Someone on voice chat: "Oh, I see. Pathetic"]

grimAuxiliatrix : I Am Not

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : dead?

Bartimaeus [TI Reject] : hopefully

 

[There seems to be only one thing said about us in the voice chat.]

 

SERVER #2: 8.17.251.161:27015 ({Project Mayhem} | San Jose)

 

trollin4.dem

 

Map: cp_well

 

♊ twinArmageddons connected to server

grimAuxiliatrix : What Is Rocketme

[A player in the voice chat politely explains that you should type !rocketme to use this enigmatic thing, and adds "it's so awesome"]

[It is a TF2 mod which allows you to launch yourself in air, as if by rocket jump.]

{PM} Q : use it when you're at 100%

{PM} Q : (uber)

caligulasAquarium : oh hi sol

[Approximately at this point we began pondering (in Steam chat) if Eridan should react with hostility to Sollux. Oh, right; I forgot they are enemies. I decided to get some Eridan-Sollux conflict into the next round.]

Alucardyork {PM} : !rocketme

grimAuxiliatrix : I Am Not An Imbecile

Suavepebble killed Excelion with sniperrifle.

Bluemen230 : killsteal

adiosToreador : tHE FACT THAT IT SAYS, UHH, DIED IS OVIOUS,

[Don't know what he's referring to.]

BlueSkyDefender killed {PM} Q with sniperrifle. (crit)

adiosToreador : hEAVIES, HEAVIES EVERYWHERE,

The Meat Department killed {PM} Geisha with tribalkukri.

{PM} Q : but you have a sniper

BlueSkyDefender killed ♊ twinArmageddons with sniperrifle. (crit)

caligulasAquarium : wwhy hello tav

♓ cuttlefishCuller : You are a UNICORN! 38D

grimAuxiliatrix : Hello Eridan

adiosToreador : iM JUST STATING A FACT,

Suavepebble killed The Meat Department with sniperrifle. (crit)

Suavepebble killed adiosToreador with sniperrifle. (crit)

adiosToreador : aND YOU ALSO, UHH, APPEAR TO HAVE A, uHH, sNIPER,

 

trollin5.dem

 

Map: plr_hightower

 

Mortus : Not enough

grimAuxiliatrix : Four

adiosToreador : aND THATS NOT, uHH, ENOUGH,

[I don't know what they were referring to there.]

grimAuxiliatrix : Is An Unarmed Heavy Weapons Operator Really Necessary

♓ cuttlefishCuller : I am alone! 38(

BlueSkyDefender killed grimAuxiliatrix with tf_projectile_arrow. (crit)

*DEAD* grimAuxiliatrix : Human Politics Are Strange

*DEAD* grimAuxiliatrix : Oops

adiosToreador : i ACTUALLY LIKE, uHH, sNIPERS BETTER THEN HEAVIES,

grimAuxiliatrix : Hello Eridan

caligulasAquarium : hey yellowwblood bad newws

caligulasAquarium : guess wwhos coming

♊ twinArmageddons : the fii2h outta water

grimAuxiliatrix : Please

grimAuxiliatrix : I Beg Of You

♓ cuttlefishCuller : Eridan, I told you about )(umans and t)(e blood t)(ing 38|

grimAuxiliatrix : Do Not Commence The Puns

adiosToreador : eVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ANNOYING,

Mortus killed BlueSkyDefender with gloves. (crit)

grimAuxiliatrix : What Kind of Longrange Gunman Would Jump From His Firing Position In Hunt Of A Single Opponent

[Approximately at this point Sollux has challenged me to a duel. It would be more IC for Eridan to initiate the challenge, but I wasn't even aware there was a duel mechanic in TF2 X(]

adiosToreador : oH GOODNESS, THIS WILL NOT, uHH, END WELL,

♓ cuttlefishCuller : Please stop fig)(ting over me. It serves no porpoise anymore! 38|

grimAuxiliatrix : Augh

The Meat Department killed Mortus with tf_projectile_pipe.

Mortus : RAAAAGE

♊ twinArmageddons killed caligulasAquarium with tf_projectile_rocket.

[The above kill ended the short-lived duel, with Sollux the victor 1-0.]

Mortus : Tell 'em harder

♓ cuttlefishCuller : W)(at seems to be t)(e problem? 3*(

caligulasAquarium : glub

♓ cuttlefishCuller : glub!!

Suavepebble : you made me beat my wife

adiosToreador : wOULD YOU BE WILLING TO, uHH, TRADE A dEGRESSER FOR THAT,

adiosToreador : oR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT,

Immunized killed grimAuxiliatrix with eternal_reward. (crit)

(TEAM) grimAuxiliatrix : There Is An Infiltrator Wearing A Visage Of Myself

grimAuxiliatrix : We Seem To Be At An Impasse

[Indeed, at this point both teams' carts were pretty much immobilized; nobody could get to them to push them.]

♊ twinArmageddons killed Carl Gustaf with short_stop.

adiosToreador : i AGREE,

(TEAM) ♊ twinArmageddons : engy down

♓ cuttlefishCuller killed grimAuxiliatrix with degreaser. (crit)

*DEAD* grimAuxiliatrix : Ow

adiosToreador : eVEN TWO CRITS COULD NOT TAKE YOU, uHH, DOWN,

caligulasAquarium : of course

grimAuxiliatrix : There Is Something Ironic About A Sea Princess Utilizing A Flamethrower

♓ cuttlefishCuller : And t)(en I )(ad to finis)( t)(e job 38|

|Dudemonbrah|Shirosaki killed BlueSkyDefender with tf_projectile_pipe.

|Dudemonbrah|Shirosaki : :D

♊ twinArmageddons : 2o that2 how iit ii2

adiosToreador : tHE SENTRY SHOULD BE EASY TO, uHH, TAKE DOWN,

grimAuxiliatrix : How What Is

adiosToreador : sOMETIMES I DONT REALLY LIKE, uHH, WINDOWED MODE,

grimAuxiliatrix : Why Is That

adiosToreador : bECAUSE MY MOUSE, CLICKED OUT OF THE, uHH, WINDOW,

grimAuxiliatrix : May I Recommend A Higher Resolution

♓ cuttlefishCuller : )(ow does a pyro get to t)(e top of t)(e scoreboard? 38\

|Dudemonbrah|Shirosaki : bye bye

adiosToreador : i CANT, MY GRUBTOP, uHH LAGS, IF i DO, uHH, THAT,

grimAuxiliatrix : Presumably By Eliminating A Number Of Enemies

grimAuxiliatrix : Also That Is Unfortunate Tavros

Mortus killed adiosToreador with gloves. (crit)

adiosToreador : aWWW,

(TEAM) Woodchips : demoman is spy

Happy_Pants killed ♓ cuttlefishCuller with knife. (crit)

♓ cuttlefishCuller : I got doubleteamed! 38(

adiosToreador : wAS IT BY, uHH, SOLLUX,

Happy_Pants killed ♓ cuttlefishCuller with sniperrifle.

♓ cuttlefishCuller : .... SNIP-ERS. 3>8(

adiosToreador : wHAT IS THE POINT OF A, uHH, SHOTGUN HEAVY,

Mortus : What ISN'T the, erm, point?

adiosToreador : iT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU WOULD BE, uHH, MORE EFFECTIVE WITH THE, uHH, MINIGUN.

Immunized killed caligulasAquarium with eternal_reward. (crit)

adiosToreador : MINIGUN,

grimAuxiliatrix : Also

grimAuxiliatrix : A Consumnable That Restores Health Is Of Infinitely More Value

[When Immunized killed me, a message popped up, stating that he is my "nemesis" (since he kept killing me over and over).]

caligulasAquarium : its tryin to tell me some enemy spy is my kismesis

caligulasAquarium : yeah kan

caligulasAquarium : thats wwhy i havve chocolate

BlueSkyDefender killed adiosToreador with sniperrifle. (crit)

grimAuxiliatrix : Precisely

adiosToreador : aRRRGH.

♓ cuttlefishCuller : Well at least you found SOM-EON-E t)(at )(ates you~ 3X)

adiosToreador : aRRGH,

*DEAD* Woodchips : fuck

adiosToreador : mY FINGER SEEMS TO BE SLIPPING, uHHH, ALOT,

♓ cuttlefishCuller : Take your period key and eat it! T)(en you will never press it again.

grimAuxiliatrix : Why

grimAuxiliatrix : Who Would Eat A Key

grimAuxiliatrix : I Cannot See Any Proper Reason To

caligulasAquarium : is that wwhy your keyboard is missing f1 kan

Woodchips : why do you start every word with a caps lol

grimAuxiliatrix : No It Is Not Eridan

grimAuxiliatrix : Also

BlueSkyDefender killed adiosToreador with sniperrifle. (crit)

grimAuxiliatrix : Is There A Specific Rule Stating Not To

adiosToreador : tHAT, uHH, SHOULD NOT HAPPEN,

♓ cuttlefishCuller : Kanaya is a proper lady wit)( a proper accent!

caligulasAquarium : mine is more proper

adiosToreador : tHIS IS A PRETTY, uHH, GOOD ROUND,

grimAuxiliatrix : We Are Not Getting Into This Course Of Discussion Again

[Approximately at this point the blue team (where I was) won.]

Aspin : sweet

grimAuxiliatrix : Nothing Is More Proper

Suavepebble : gg

adiosToreador : oH WELL,

Suavepebble : time to eat

caligulasAquarium : bluebloods represent

♓ cuttlefishCuller : Yea)(, as my friend would say, "shits lasting FOREVER"

Woodchips : UHH UHH UHHH UHHH

 

[I don't know if anyone talked about us in the voice chat. Maybe I'll listen through all 23 minutes of it later. Right now I really don't have the time.]

 

Also, I have some Steam chat logs available, but I don't want to publish them without others' consent. What I can tell you, however, is that we decided that 9 PM EST ("or earlier if we can acquire more players") is a good time for weekend raids.