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  1. -- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 17:10 --
  2. [05:10] GA: Good Evenin
  3. [05:10] TG: hold on
  4. [05:10] TG: drawing ferrets
  5. [05:10] GA: What Am I Holding Onto
  6. [05:10] GA: Your Hand
  7. [05:10] TG: what do you want you churlsih ruffian
  8. [05:10] GA: You Are Being Too Forward
  9. [05:10] TG: are you here to pick up the liquid n
  10. [05:10] TG: or what
  11. [05:10] TG: oh wait
  12. [05:10] TG: youre not tony
  13. [05:10] GA: At Least Take Me On A Date First
  14. [05:10] TG: i remember you
  15. [05:10] TG: your name
  16. [05:11] TG: its like
  17. [05:11] TG: kanixmander
  18. [05:11] TG: or something like that
  19. [05:11] TG: are you russian
  20. [05:11] GA: No
  21. [05:11] GA: I'm British
  22. [05:11] TG: okay so
  23. [05:11] TG: you are for SURE not from the mafia
  24. [05:11] TG: this isnt tony right
  25. [05:11] TG: you look just ilke tony
  26. [05:11] TG: just saying
  27. [05:11] GA: You Can't See Me Idiot
  28. [05:11] GA: I'm Invisible
  29. [05:11] TG: fuck
  30. [05:11] TG: youre a wizard
  31. [05:11] TG: arentyou
  32. [05:11] GA: No
  33. [05:11] TG: i knew it
  34. [05:12] TG: i should never have destroyed those priceless artifacts
  35. [05:12] GA: Hot Buttsex Vampire Actually
  36. [05:12] TG: youre from the mages guild
  37. [05:12] TG: jesus
  38. [05:12] TG: h
  39. [05:12] TG: dick
  40. [05:12] TG: okay
  41. [05:12] TG: so
  42. [05:12] TG: thats like
  43. [05:12] TG: 20x worse
  44. [05:12] GA: Indeed It Is
  45. [05:12] GA: I Am Here For The Money You Owe Me
  46. [05:12] TG: please dont grapple the plush buttock of my life
  47. [05:12] TG: and strangulate me
  48. [05:12] TG: i dont have the money
  49. [05:12] GA: Pay Up Or Feel The Wrath Of My Chainsaw
  50. [05:12] TG: please
  51. [05:12] TG: you have to
  52. [05:12] TG: no
  53. [05:12] TG: shot
  54. [05:12] TG: shit*
  55. [05:12] TG: fuck
  56. [05:12] TG: please
  57. [05:12] TG: just like
  58. [05:12] TG: give me 2 weeks
  59. [05:12] GA: And I'm Not Talking A Weapon Either
  60. [05:12] TG: i promise ill get the... godDAMN
  61. [05:12] GA: Wink Wink
  62. [05:13] TG: mother
  63. [05:13] TG: fuck
  64. [05:13] TG: what is happening
  65. [05:13] TG: pelase dont hurt me
  66. [05:13] TG: okay look
  67. [05:13] TG: i have like
  68. [05:13] TG: 20 cents
  69. [05:13] TG: and a half drawn ferret
  70. [05:13] TG: with mountains in the background
  71. [05:13] TG: can you just like
  72. [05:13] GA: Just Relinquish To Me Your Butt
  73. [05:13] TG: take that
  74. [05:13] TG: oh god
  75. [05:13] TG: someone help
  76. [05:13] GA: And All Will Be Okay
  77. [05:13] TG: jesus
  78. [05:13] TG: what
  79. [05:13] GA: No-one Can Help You now
  80. [05:13] TG: christ
  81. [05:13] GA: Your Butt Is Mine For The Taking
  82. [05:13] TG: okay look
  83. [05:13] TG: no
  84. [05:13] TG: stop
  85. [05:13] TG: we can talk about this
  86. [05:13] TG: theres no need for anuses
  87. [05:13] GA: No
  88. [05:14] TG: we dont need to go to that level
  89. [05:14] GA: I Am Already Cradling The Plush Rump
  90. [05:14] TG: you cruel
  91. [05:14] TG: malignant
  92. [05:14] TG: horrible
  93. [05:14] GA: I Shall Croon To It
  94. [05:14] TG: vampire
  95. [05:14] TG: dear god
  96. [05:14] TG: what
  97. [05:14] GA: And It Shall Be Mine
  98. [05:14] TG: what is happening
  99. [05:14] TG: im scared
  100. [05:14] GA: To Do Whatever I please
  101. [05:14] TG: fuck
  102. [05:14] GA: Be Scared
  103. [05:14] GA: Be Very Scared
  104. [05:14] TG: look
  105. [05:14] TG: i only called you a russian
  106. [05:14] TG: because im an asshole
  107. [05:14] TG: now please
  108. [05:14] GA: For I Am Kanaya Of The Buttsex Vampires
  109. [05:14] TG: stop talking about mine
  110. [05:14] TG: jesus
  111. [05:14] TG: just
  112. [05:14] TG: what are you
  113. [05:15] TG: are you like
  114. [05:15] TG: a nightmare
  115. [05:15] TG: from my dreams
  116. [05:15] TG: not to like
  117. [05:15] GA: We Have An Insatiable First For Butts
  118. [05:15] TG: ininuate i dream about this
  119. [05:15] TG: or like
  120. [05:15] TG: have fantasies about this sort of thing
  121. [05:15] TG: thats not whati do
  122. [05:15] TG: at all
  123. [05:15] GA: We Have Seen Your Dreams
  124. [05:15] GA: This Is What You Want
  125. [05:15] TG: jesus god fuck dman shit
  126. [05:15] TG: no
  127. [05:15] GA: Now
  128. [05:15] TG: stop
  129. [05:15] GA: Come To me
  130. [05:15] TG: hnnnnnnnghghgn
  131. [05:15] TG: just
  132. [05:15] TG: get out of here
  133. [05:15] TG: no
  134. [05:15] GA: Come
  135. [05:15] GA: To My Embrace
  136. [05:15] TG: how are you even a thing that exists
  137. [05:15] TG: no
  138. [05:15] GA: Come To Me
  139. [05:16] TG: get out
  140. [05:16] TG: youre not invited
  141. [05:16] TG: this is members only
  142. [05:16] GA: I Do Not Care
  143. [05:16] TG: fuck
  144. [05:16] TG: i totally thought taht would work
  145. [05:16] GA: I Am Now In Charge Of Your Butt
  146. [05:16] GA: It Is Mine
  147. [05:16] GA: I Shall Make Sweet Love To It
  148. [05:16] TG: wh
  149. [05:16] TG: wh at
  150. [05:16] TG: wha t is hapening
  151. [05:16] TG: please stop
  152. [05:16] TG: just
  153. [05:16] TG: no
  154. [05:17] TG: look
  155. [05:17] TG: in all honesty
  156. [05:17] TG: rose never told me about this
  157. [05:17] TG: i had no idea whati was in for
  158. [05:17] GA: Rose Is Mine Already
  159. [05:17] TG: im just a 13 year old boy
  160. [05:17] TG: FUCK
  161. [05:17] TG: NOT ROSE
  162. [05:17] TG: you horrible person
  163. [05:17] GA: She Is With Me On Buttsex Mountain
  164. [05:17] GA: You Are Next
  165. [05:17] TG: goddammit
  166. [05:17] GA: Join Us Dave
  167. [05:17] TG: does your reign of anal terror know no end
  168. [05:17] GA: Join Us
  169. [05:18] GA: We Have Cookies
  170. [05:18] TG: you are truly a fucking witch of dark anus sorcery
  171. [05:18] TG: no
  172. [05:18] TG: fuck your sugary glucose wads
  173. [05:18] TG: i am not afucking tool
  174. [05:18] GA: Look
  175. [05:18] TG: you dont just summon me with brown disks
  176. [05:18] TG: do i look like a fucking dog to you
  177. [05:18] GA: Yes
  178. [05:18] TG: wow
  179. [05:18] TG: fuck
  180. [05:18] TG: how did i not expect taht
  181. [05:18] TG: i mean no
  182. [05:18] TG: its okay
  183. [05:18] TG: just ignore jade
  184. [05:18] TG: she doesnt exist
  185. [05:18] TG: nope im the dog
  186. [05:18] TG: its me
  187. [05:18] GA: Jade Is Mine Too
  188. [05:18] TG: YOU
  189. [05:18] TG: MOTHER
  190. [05:18] TG: FUCKER
  191. [05:18] GA: We Have John Here Too
  192. [05:18] TG: oh
  193. [05:19] GA: They Are All Mine
  194. [05:19] TG: o
  195. [05:19] TG: o h my god
  196. [05:19] GA: Even Your Bro
  197. [05:19] TG: HES DEAD
  198. [05:19] TG: HE IS A FUCKING CORPSE
  199. [05:19] GA: So
  200. [05:19] TG: YOU
  201. [05:19] TG: YOU
  202. [05:19] TG: okay
  203. [05:19] TG: i nede to calm down
  204. [05:19] TG: get out of here
  205. [05:19] TG: i am telling you
  206. [05:19] TG: just
  207. [05:19] GA: You Need To Grammar First
  208. [05:19] TG: fuck you
  209. [05:19] TG: i hate you so much get out
  210. [05:19] GA: Please Just Come With Me To My Butts
  211. [05:19] TG: no
  212. [05:19] TG: fuck you
  213. [05:19] GA: Yes
  214. [05:19] GA: Exactly
  215. [05:20] TG: christ
  216. [05:20] TG: ive lost control of my life
  217. [05:20] TG: this is what happens
  218. [05:20] GA: You Have
  219. [05:20] TG: i should have never signed that lease
  220. [05:20] GA: It Is Mine For The Taking
  221. [05:20] TG: man fuck that home owners association
  222. [05:20] TG: thsi is all brads fault
  223. [05:20] TG: fuck brad
  224. [05:20] TG: and fuck you too
  225. [05:20] GA: Brad Is Mine
  226. [05:20] TG: get out of here
  227. [05:20] TG: NO
  228. [05:20] TG: NOT BRAD
  229. [05:20] TG: YOU FUCKING GYPSY CONSORTING ASS THEMED NECROMANCER
  230. [05:20] GA: I Am The Supreme Overlord Of All Butts
  231. [05:21] TG: god dammit it all
  232. [05:21] TG: not brad
  233. [05:21] TG: he was special
  234. [05:21] TG: okay
  235. [05:21] TG: he was fucking SPECIAL
  236. [05:21] GA: Brads Butt Is My Favourite
  237. [05:21] TG: even if he did sell me a shitty run down crack house
  238. [05:21] TG: oh my god
  239. [05:21] TG: just die
  240. [05:21] TG: please get out
  241. [05:21] TG: and slowly kill yourslef
  242. [05:21] TG: you have no idea how much i hate you
  243. [05:21] TG: you horrible piece of garbage
  244. [05:21] GA: I Hate You Too
  245. [05:21] TG: no
  246. [05:21] TG: fuck
  247. [05:21] TG: shit
  248. [05:21] TG: what was i thinking
  249. [05:21] GA: Lets Get Married
  250. [05:21] TG: you have squares
  251. [05:21] TG: i forgot
  252. [05:21] TG: GODDAMMIT NO
  253. [05:21] TG: GET YOUR QUADRILATERALS OUT OF HERE
  254. [05:22] TG: fuck you
  255. [05:22] GA: Too Late
  256. [05:22] TG: no
  257. [05:22] TG: its never too late
  258. [05:22] TG: to apologize
  259. [05:22] GA: They Are Here To Stay
  260. [05:22] GA: It's Too Late
  261. [05:22] TG: i dont even know
  262. [05:22] TG: what is happening
  263. [05:22] TG: anymore
  264. [05:22] TG: but suddenly i have to piss
  265. [05:22] TG: really badly
  266. [05:22] TG: so calm your shit
  267. [05:22] GA: ((i'm sorry ooc for a sec i apologise for what i've done so far, i don't even know what i'm doing))
  268. [05:22] TG: i will be back
  269. [05:22] GA: You Calm Your Shit
  270. [05:23] GA: Dont Tell Me How To Live My Life
  271. [05:23] TG: (( no this is the best conversation ))
  272. [05:23] TG: (( ive ever had ))
  273. [05:23] TG: (( with a kanaya ))
  274. [05:23] TG: (( ever ))
  275. [05:23] GA: ((really? thhank you! same to you and your dave mastery))
  276. [05:23] TG: okay but seriously
  277. [05:23] TG: brb
  278. [05:23] GA: Okay
  279. [05:24] GA: I Will Wait
  280. [05:24] GA: With My Butts
  281. [05:26] TG: okay
  282. [05:26] TG: lets get one thing straight
  283. [05:26] TG: i do not
  284. [05:26] TG: and never
  285. [05:26] TG: in any way shape or form
  286. [05:26] TG: will ever
  287. [05:26] TG: want you
  288. [05:27] GA: You Want My Hott Butt Right
  289. [05:27] TG: to take my plush crevice
  290. [05:27] TG: no
  291. [05:27] TG: get out
  292. [05:27] GA: I Can Tell
  293. [05:27] GA: Relinquish Yourself
  294. [05:27] GA: Come Dave
  295. [05:27] TG: christ
  296. [05:27] GA: We Will Be Beautiful
  297. [05:27] TG: can i plaese talk to other people for like
  298. [05:27] TG: 2 seconds
  299. [05:27] GA: We Will Rip A Butt Across All Of Spacetime
  300. [05:27] TG: youre literally strangling me \
  301. [05:27] TG: with your butt routine
  302. [05:27] TG: i cant take it
  303. [05:27] TG: just
  304. [05:27] TG: calm down
  305. [05:27] TG: oen second
  306. [05:28] GA: Okay
  307. [05:28] GA: I Am Calm
  308. [05:28] TG: alright im good
  309. [05:28] TG: now listen
  310. [05:28] TG: i can tell you have some deepseated emotional issues
  311. [05:28] TG: so
  312. [05:28] TG: welcome to casa del strider
  313. [05:28] TG: home of the psychotherapy routine
  314. [05:28] TG: take your shoes off
  315. [05:28] TG: slip into something more comfortable
  316. [05:29] TG: lounge on the ottoman
  317. [05:29] TG: but for gods fucking sake
  318. [05:29] TG: DO NOT
  319. [05:29] TG: make a hasty chumpfaced powergrab for my hellacious rump
  320. [05:30] GA: Im Sorry
  321. [05:30] TG: okay
  322. [05:30] GA: I Do Not Know What Came Over Me
  323. [05:30] TG: i accept your apology
  324. [05:30] GA: Goos
  325. [05:30] TG: now
  326. [05:30] TG: what
  327. [05:30] GA: Good
  328. [05:30] TG: oh ok
  329. [05:30] TG: ay
  330. [05:30] TG: well
  331. [05:30] TG: so
  332. [05:30] GA: I Hope This Does Not Impede Our Friendship
  333. [05:30] TG: kanaya
  334. [05:31] GA: Yes
  335. [05:31] TG: you just spent about 15 minutes
  336. [05:31] TG: telling me about your crazed butt empire
  337. [05:31] TG: with vampiric intent
  338. [05:31] TG: like
  339. [05:31] TG: gingerly ladled over the entire conversation
  340. [05:31] TG: if this conversation were a cooked turkey
  341. [05:31] TG: it would literally be on fire
  342. [05:31] GA: Would It
  343. [05:31] GA: How Dangerous
  344. [05:32] TG: on a scale of 1
  345. [05:32] TG: to wriggling ferrets
  346. [05:32] TG: a fire
  347. [05:32] TG: on a turkey
  348. [05:32] GA: Oh My
  349. [05:32] TG: yeah
  350. [05:33] GA: What Does This Have To Do With Friendship
  351. [05:33] TG: good point
  352. [05:33] TG: so anyways
  353. [05:33] TG: why do you want to be my friend
  354. [05:33] TG: like
  355. [05:33] TG: what convinced you that suddenly its tiem to hit up the dstri for emotional support
  356. [05:34] GA: Because I Cannot Resist The Ironic God That Is You Any Longer
  357. [05:34] GA: I Want Your Butt
  358. [05:34] TG: what
  359. [05:34] TG: the
  360. [05:34] TG: corn
  361. [05:34] TG: field
  362. [05:34] TG: filandering
  363. [05:34] TG: christ
  364. [05:34] TG: did
  365. [05:34] TG: i
  366. [05:34] TG: just
  367. [05:34] TG: say
  368. [05:34] TG: stop that
  369. [05:34] GA: I Do Not Know
  370. [05:34] TG: goddammit
  371. [05:35] GA: Okay
  372. [05:35] TG: thats not how friendships work
  373. [05:35] TG: you dont just call someone uo
  374. [05:35] GA: Isnt It
  375. [05:35] TG: be like
  376. [05:35] TG: sup be my friend
  377. [05:35] TG: okay cool
  378. [05:35] GA: Rose Told Me It Did
  379. [05:35] TG: ill bring the spandex over
  380. [05:35] TG: no
  381. [05:35] TG: rose was lying to you
  382. [05:35] GA: She Said It Involves Gratuitous Amounts Of Butts
  383. [05:35] GA: She Wouldnt Lie
  384. [05:36] TG: okay
  385. [05:36] TG: rule #1 of friendship
  386. [05:36] GA: There Are Rules
  387. [05:36] TG: any sternfaced rump touching is immediately met with scorn and discension
  388. [05:36] TG: you play on my soccer field
  389. [05:36] TG: you play by my rules
  390. [05:36] GA: Soccer
  391. [05:36] GA: You Mean Football
  392. [05:36] TG: fuck you
  393. [05:36] TG: i know sports
  394. [05:36] TG: sports is ilke
  395. [05:37] TG: my thing
  396. [05:37] TG: yo
  397. [05:37] TG: anyways look
  398. [05:37] GA: Wht Are Your Views On Cricket Then
  399. [05:37] TG: fuck you and your butt menageries
  400. [05:37] TG: what the fuck
  401. [05:37] TG: grasshoppers are not part of this
  402. [05:37] TG: get out of here
  403. [05:37] GA: No
  404. [05:37] GA: Stop
  405. [05:37] TG: what
  406. [05:37] GA: You Get Out Of Here
  407. [05:37] GA: I Am Through With Your Games Strider
  408. [05:37] TG: this is MY CHATBOX
  409. [05:37] TG: you literally pestered ME
  410. [05:37] GA: Just Love Me Already
  411. [05:37] TG: okay
  412. [05:37] TG: its hard to express with words
  413. [05:37] GA: Oh
  414. [05:38] TG: how much angry i just got
  415. [05:38] TG: its like
  416. [05:38] GA: Grammar
  417. [05:38] TG: i was midning my own business
  418. [05:38] TG: and some imbecilic loon with a bag made out of the swaddling cloth of infants smacked me right in the load gaper
  419. [05:38] TG: and suddenly im fucking beside myself with anger
  420. [05:39] GA: Hm
  421. [05:39] GA: How Elaborate
  422. [05:39] TG: what the fuck happened to taht sentence
  423. [05:39] GA: You Obviously Invest Some Coherent Thought Into Such Metaphors
  424. [05:39] GA: I Wonder Why
  425. [05:39] GA: Is It For Irony
  426. [05:39] GA: Or Are You Hiding Something
  427. [05:39] TG: what
  428. [05:39] GA: What Are You Hiding From Me Dave
  429. [05:39] TG: hiding what
  430. [05:39] TG: im not fucking hiding anything
  431. [05:39] TG: get off my ass
  432. [05:39] TG: oh god
  433. [05:39] TG: pelase no
  434. [05:39] TG: dont
  435. [05:39] TG: im sorry
  436. [05:39] TG: i didnt mean to
  437. [05:39] TG: fuck
  438. [05:39] TG: dont
  439. [05:40] TG: just restrain yourself
  440. [05:40] GA: I Will Drink Your Blood Dont Think I Wont
  441. [05:40] TG: god
  442. [05:40] TG: you are all kinds of crazy
  443. [05:40] TG: okay what do you want
  444. [05:40] TG: seriously i dont get it
  445. [05:40] GA: You
  446. [05:40] GA: I Want You
  447. [05:40] GA: Like A Disco Inferno
  448. [05:40] GA: We Shall Burn Brighter Than The Sun
  449. [05:41] TG: you have no idea
  450. [05:41] TG: okay
  451. [05:41] TG: so
  452. [05:41] TG: my only weakness
  453. [05:41] TG: appears to be mentioning that god awful song
  454. [05:41] TG: in reference to wanting my body
  455. [05:41] TG: can i like
  456. [05:41] TG: please kill myself
  457. [05:41] GA: No
  458. [05:41] TG: is that athing that can happen
  459. [05:41] TG: fuck
  460. [05:41] TG: you big smelly willie
  461. [05:41] GA: Im Afraid I Cannot Let You Do That
  462. [05:42] TG: shit
  463. [05:42] TG: dont tell me
  464. [05:42] TG: youre also a robot
  465. [05:42] GA: No
  466. [05:42] TG: okay good
  467. [05:42] GA: I Am A Kanpire Though
  468. [05:42] TG: what the ferruginous fuck
  469. [05:42] TG: is that
  470. [05:43] GA: A Kanaya
  471. [05:43] GA: And A Torch
  472. [05:43] GA: Obviously
  473. [05:43] GA: Please Keep Up Dave
  474. [05:43] TG: shit
  475. [05:43] GA: You Are A Twit I Understand That
  476. [05:43] GA: But
  477. [05:43] TG: i am falling so far behind
  478. [05:43] GA: This Is Basic
  479. [05:43] GA: Please
  480. [05:43] TG: im pretty much failing the 3rd grade of watching you explode erroneous bullshit all over my scren
  481. [05:44] TG: i cant believe i have 9 more yeras of this
  482. [05:44] TG: before i can just drop out
  483. [05:44] TG: and get my GED
  484. [05:44] TG: fuck you
  485. [05:44] TG: im not a part ofyour system
  486. [05:44] GA: Please Do
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