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FAT NEGAS

By: Brokar on May 4th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.20 KB  |  hits: 55  |  expires: Never
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  1. >don't get it at first
  2. >read it over a couple times
  3. >still don't
  4. >say it out loud
  5. >"Fat Ne-gas
  6. >start laughing uncontrollably
  7. >shrill and giggly
  8. >roll constantly back and forth
  9. >laptop goes flying off my now hardened penis
  10. >leap out of the bed and continue to poorly attempt stifling my laughter
  11. >tear open my door and strip naked
  12. >run with tears in my eyes towards the front door
  13. >yank it open and sprint forward
  14. >Cock is now a Lance at the ready for me to charge into battle
  15. >Go to the shed and grab my Cold Steel® Gladius Machete
  16. >head towards my apple tree in the front yard
  17. >climb up the tree, suffering multiple lacerations to my diamond cock and sagging testicles
  18. >finally find a suitable roost
  19. >Face West towards my neighbors driveway
  20. >wait for 3 hours
  21. >feed on apples to sustain myself, erection still up
  22. >1 hour later my friend and neighbor is home from his job as a Chinese food Delivery man
  23. >inch to the edge of the branch and coil myself up
  24. >spring forward towards his 6'2 bearded body
  25. >collide with him and smash him into the ground
  26. >jump up and mark the Sign of Khorne across his lawn with my Cold Steel® Gladius
  27. >Throw away my machete and scream "FAT NEGAS"
  28. >collapse in exhaustion
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