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  1.  
  2. -Pointy Penguin-
  3.  
  4. +Tank-ey, knows the precise moment to attack.
  5. +Terrifying visage painted onto soft belly.
  6. -Soft belly.
  7. -Not quite as terrifying as he seems; actually quite easily-spooked.
  8.  
  9. Steps slowly but strafes swiftly to prod at foes with his ice-shard short-spear behind a wooden parma.
  10.  
  11.  
  12. -Feisty Penguin-
  13.  
  14. +Fearless and relentless in battle.
  15. +Fairly beefy and can deliver blows in rapid succession.
  16. -Easily-exhausted.
  17. -Dim-witted.
  18. -Little means of defense.
  19.  
  20. Charges ahead without hesitation delivering a flurry of cuts with hooked ice kukris.
  21.  
  22.  
  23. -Sneaky Penguin-
  24.  
  25. +Adapts well to shadows and small spaces.
  26. +Able to deal massive damage in hit-and-run stealth tactics.
  27. +Adorable, thus negates suspicion and invokes feelings of crushing guilt upon defeat.
  28. -Is but a wee child.
  29. -Very low defense.
  30.  
  31. Creeps in the shadows of caverns and glacial cracks, itching to fatally strike with icicle stilettos.
  32.  
  33. Drops:
  34. Frosty Berry (25%)
  35. "A delicious citric berry favored by the wind-shorn glacier penguins for its rejuvenating properties."
  36. Good Luck Pebble (65%)
  37. "A highly unique pebble cherished as an engagement gift between penguins. For the conscripted, however, it now serves as a symbol of good fortune and hope. Smash it to absorb its magic essences."
  38. Walrus Tusk (10%)
  39. "An ivory walrus tusk occasionally carried by penguins with a fondness for alchemical pursuits. Perhaps they're on to something, here."
  40.  
  41. "For centuries, unbeknownst to the rest of the world, penguin society flourished in its barbarism behind the veil of blizzards and steep glacial crags. As a testament to their unbreakable will and superiority, the bold club of penguins has taken a princess hostage and will prove their might in her defense."
  42.  
  43.  
  44. -Trapper Penguin-
  45.  
  46. +Elusive and cunning.
  47. +Vast knowledge of animal traps.
  48. +Commands an unending stream of covetous Arctic foxes who bring him their spoils.
  49. -Fairly weak.
  50. -Little means of self-defense, relies largely on traps to deal damage.
  51.  
  52. Peppers the perimeter with bear traps and sics Arctic foxes on unwary passerby.
  53.  
  54.  
  55. -Arctic Fox-
  56.  
  57. +Very speedy.
  58. +Swipes consumables and comes back running for more.
  59. +Cannot be defeated through typical means.
  60. -Incapable of dealing damage.
  61. -Nothing without a master.
  62.  
  63. Darts back and forth through the wilderness snatching items from travelers as commanded by their master.
  64.  
  65. Drops:
  66. Any collected goodies (100%) (Trapper only)
  67.  
  68. "The glacial wastes are home to strange beasts, many of which fall under the control of a penguin whose greed consumed him to the point of exile. A no-man's-land sprawls out to the Northwest of penguin civilization where a constant blizzard chills the soul and numbs the body to the pain of poor judgement."
  69.  
  70.  
  71. -Snow Golem-
  72.  
  73. +Towering beefy build with high strength.
  74. +Swings a wagon-sized hunk of ice like a toy.
  75. +Bomb-ass bear-trap face.
  76. -Sluggish movement.
  77. -Is that really the weak spot? That's actually where you put it?
  78.  
  79. Laboriously staggers far distances just for the satisfaction of beating a threat to a fine pulp.
  80.  
  81. Drops:
  82. Three good-luck pebbles (100%)
  83.  
  84. "Lumbering automaton wielding a chunk of a glacier as a weapon.
  85. Not even the penguins that utilize them know how the mighty golems came to be, but they bear a striking resemblance to Human creations. Perhaps it is a militarized imitation, a venture into the arcane gone awry, or something far more sinister."
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