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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. You both like tumblr.
  3. You: Hello there
  4. Stranger: Hai
  5. You: how are you?
  6. Stranger: 9/10
  7. You: that's pretty good
  8. You: have any interesting stories to tell?
  9. Stranger: Hmm...
  10. You: I have a good one
  11. You: let me pull it up
  12. Stranger: my name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm going to become the next Hokage
  13. You: cool
  14. You: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzwJVTrg9P09aWU0NThNVkhfTEE/view?usp=sharing
  15. You: greentext
  16. Stranger: I can't copypaste this I don't know why
  17. You: tinyurl it is
  18. You: http://tinyurl.com/k29oxvg
  19. Stranger: one sec
  20. You: ok
  21. Stranger: what the fuck
  22. Stranger: are you one of these anonymous hackers?
  23. You: no
  24. You: I am dan
  25. You: wait
  26. Stranger: http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/581115932/go-to-omeglecom-post-interest-tumblr-introduce#reply
  27. Stranger: this Dan you mean?
  28. Stranger: you are hacker.
  29. You: Yes, that dan
  30. You: No, I am not a hacker (but I use linux)
  31. You: My name is actually dan
  32. You: let me show you proof
  33. Stranger: ok
  34. You: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzwJVTrg9P09aWhuMi0xbzNJaDBEQ2tVUFpmQWFySExmOUZ3/view?usp=sharing
  35. Stranger: uh
  36. You: that's right, you can't copy & paste
  37. You: http://tinyurl.com/m6ntjhz
  38. You: This was taken earlier in the day
  39. Stranger: this doesn't prove it's this conversation
  40. You: give me a second
  41. Stranger: you may listen to this radio meanwhile
  42. Stranger: http://edenofthewest.com
  43. Stranger: it's really lovely
  44. You: ok
  45. Stranger: WHAT'S UUP
  46. You: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzwJVTrg9P09QkN3V3IyamNKMGc/view?usp=sharing
  47. You: Not much
  48. Stranger: SEATBELTS - Ask DNA (eco.size)
  49. You: http://tinyurl.com/nu573u4
  50. You: I don't know why my phone turned it into a PDF
  51. Stranger: holy shit you're for real actually
  52. You: I know
  53. Stranger: so why you give your real name to autists on /b/?
  54. You: I didn't make the thread, I just saw it and joined in on the fun
  55. Stranger: never EVER give anything that directly indentifies you on /b/
  56. You: I didn't give them anything
  57. Stranger: but you did the name, and photo of yourself along with it
  58. You: what?
  59. You: I didn't put that on 4chan
  60. You: I put that here and here alone
  61. You: Because talking to one random stranger beats 4000+
  62. Stranger: are you listening to the radio
  63. Stranger: I've gave you
  64. You: not currently, let me pull it up
  65. Stranger: I listen to this all the time
  66. You: I like it
  67. You: I have a lot of jazz and classical on my phone
  68. Stranger: these guys play jazz very often
  69. You: cool
  70. You: thanks for showing me
  71. Stranger: oh a philharmonic orchestra
  72. Stranger: I love listening to this radio but mostly when dj's are up
  73. You: yeah
  74. You: I mostly listen to NPR
  75. Stranger: Larwell is the best
  76. Stranger: what vidya do you play?
  77. You: Halo, Battlefield, garrys mod, TF2 and other games like that
  78. You: what vidya do you play?
  79. Stranger: nothing besides [spoiler]molten-wow WotLK[/spoiler] because my pc has dogshit intergrated graphic card
  80. You: that sucks
  81. You: I do all of my gaming on a $20 GPU
  82. Stranger: you still on the radio? weaboo time
  83. You: no thanks
  84. Stranger: but i like FMA it's a good chinese cartoon
  85. You: I can't stand weeaboo stuff like that
  86. You: A friend of mine tried to get me to watch full metal alchemist, do you watch it?
  87. Stranger: yes, but if you will ever watch it watch Brotherhood instead of first one
  88. Stranger: I'm a regular /a/ poster
  89. Stranger: hate me
  90. You: that's ok
  91. Stranger: so where are you from ?
  92. You: Illinous
  93. You: Illinois
  94. Stranger: where is that?
  95. You: USA
  96. You: Where are you?
  97. Stranger: UK , London
  98. You: ok
  99. Stranger: South East London
  100. You: Is the town filled with supernatural, sherlock, and doctor who shit?
  101. Stranger: London is a shithole, don't ever come here
  102. You: It beats being by Ferguson
  103. Stranger: I'm moving out next year to Reading
  104. Stranger: it's a town about 50 miles away from Condon
  105. You: cool
  106. You: I live too close to ferguson for comfort
  107. You: Abotu 30 or so miles away
  108. Stranger: I have no idea about USA besides that it's burgers and pollacks (like myself) in Chicago
  109. You: ok
  110. You: Have you heard about ferguson?
  111. Stranger: Yeah I did
  112. You: ok
  113. Stranger: but nothing in-depth
  114. You: ok
  115. Stranger: what is most famous about Ferguson
  116. You: the riots, the racism and what is left of a quicktrip
  117. Stranger: is it true that when you are in america
  118. Stranger: and you see a nigger trying to rob your car
  119. Stranger: you do nothing because when you would
  120. Stranger: you would just get shot dead
  121. Stranger: ?
  122. Stranger: taking that you don't have a gun on yourself to shoot him first
  123. You: That depends on the person
  124. You: Would he do the shooting or would a cop do the shooting?
  125. Stranger: what is it like in genral for most cases
  126. You: If he is breaking into my car, I have the right to defend my property.
  127. Stranger: meaning you have the right to shoot him to immoblizie him
  128. You: I am not sure what the state law is on shooting in a populated area in this instance.
  129. Stranger: or just shoot him dead
  130. You: Yes
  131. You: You have that right
  132. You: Not many people carry guns on them at all times.
  133. Stranger: ok
  134. You: At least not in my area
  135. Stranger: so if an outsider was being robbed
  136. Stranger: but he isn't there with a permit to work
  137. Stranger: or anything
  138. Stranger: and he is being robbed
  139. Stranger: can he fuck the robber up with a gun and not face
  140. Stranger: any consequences
  141. You: define outsider
  142. Stranger: except for 50 other gang members trying to rape him
  143. You: being outside?
  144. Stranger: outsider someone who came to the country for a vacation
  145. You: ok
  146. You: I believe so
  147. You: I would imagine, so long as you have a passport, that few of your native laws would apply
  148. Stranger: guns aren't legal in my country
  149. You: that is a scary thought
  150. Stranger: only wildlife hunters can own one legally or police or anything above
  151. Stranger: well you can get a gas gun or some shit like this
  152. Stranger: but you need to have a permit for it
  153. Stranger: we defend ourselves with fists
  154. You: I guess that could work
  155. Stranger: tough they might not be very effective against guns
  156. You: that makes sense
  157. Stranger: oh well I'm gonna leave you buddy and as a symbol of non-faggotry of this conversation , I'm gonna post this on /b/
  158. You: I will beat you to it
  159. Stranger: ok go on
  160. Stranger: so in 3
  161. Stranger: 2
  162. Stranger: 1
  163. Stranger: START
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