ELLINIA IS BROKEN OH GOD

You'll need to change your DNS settings to the Google DNS.
Guide: https://www.opennicproject.org/configure-your-dns/how-to-change-dns-servers-in-windows-7/
8.8.4.4 seems to work best
IPv4 = 8.8.4.4
IPv6 = 2001:4860:4860::8844.
If not try
IPv4 = 8.8.8.8
IPv6 = 2001:4860:4860::8888


Google DNS documentation: https://developers.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using