Niceman: The Old Man

--Niceman: The Old Man--
It was a nice day in Jackson. The weather was nice, the temperature was nice, everything was nice. But there was a mean old man ironically named Niceman. He was about the meanest person you would ever come across. Old man Niceman lived in a creaky, old house and hated children. Niceman decided to go out on a walk. He looked out his window and saw 5 children prancing around on his lawn.
"Those dastardly kids!" said Niceman, enraged.
He took out his sniper rifle and aimed it at one of the little girls singing a song. He pulled the trigger. BANG! The girl collapsed and turned into a gray mist. Her body sunk into the ground. The other children suddenly stopped.
"What is this?" said the confused old man.
The children started holding hands. They made a circle and started chanting a demonic song. The kids heads rotated towards the old man's window. Their eyes grew 10 times their original size and turned a maroon red.
"RAHR AR CHAR AR CHAR AR RAR!" said all the kids at the same time.
Lasers beams started firing rapidly at the old man's house.
"AHHHHH!!!" shouted Niceman.
Niceman pressed a red button and spikes appeared in his lawn. Lasercannons emerged from the ground and blasted the children. They all disintegrated into a fine, gray powder.
"Hahahaha!" laughed the old man.
More children were approaching Niceman's house. He pressed another red button and his house grew giant steel tentacles. They slammed into the ground and lifted the house up. Massive rocket launchers came out of the sides of the house.
"Fire!!!!"
And with that the old man pressed another red button, the rockets fired and the children all died. Little did Niceman know that these were the last minutes of his life and his heart stopped. Niceman collapsed on the floor.