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  1. - The Big Black Dick -
  2. There once was a dick, who was really big and black. He was owned by some faggot named sparta. Sparta made sure to keep really good care of the dick.
  3. It was fed fetus's and walked on a daily basis. But everything changed when the fire nation attacked. The dick turned against sparta and got rock hard.
  4. The rock hard penis freed himself from the leash and darted towards sparta. Sparta leaped back 500 ft and landed inside his anus, he then grabbed his
  5. cellphone and penetrated his eye socket. Suddenly, some really fucking hot man named Disturb came up to him and began penetrating his ear. Sparta
  6. was really turned on at this point and decided to chase down the big black dick. The dick got even more hard and began spewing semen all over the place.
  7. At this point sparta was running low on ideas. He decided to call the military for assistance. The military comes with dick control and pepper spray.
  8. They spray him down and chain him to spartas rectum, but alas, to no avail, the dick gets loose and eats all of them. The end.
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