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  1. Apr 23 01:50:03 <Colbert>       Yes I shall teach it to go DICKS DICKS DICKS
  2. Apr 23 01:52:11 *       OONTS (OONTS@nw-523FE49B.dhcp.mdfd.or.charter.com) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  3. Apr 23 01:52:27 <Zamiel>        Have fun with it. :V
  4. Apr 23 01:53:07 <Zen>   OONTS OONTS = someone from TSO ?
  5. Apr 23 01:53:08 <OONTS> Have fun with it. :V
  6. Apr 23 01:53:12 <Zamiel>        DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
  7. Apr 23 01:53:37 <Colbert>       DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
  8. Apr 23 01:53:38 <Zamiel>        If you say its name it spits a line out, anything else it adds to memory. OONTS
  9. Apr 23 01:53:39 <OONTS> Have fun with it. :V
  10. Apr 23 01:53:45 <Zamiel>        Hrm.
  11. Apr 23 01:53:47 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  12. Apr 23 01:54:04 <Zamiel>        Oh, right, throttle. OONTS
  13. Apr 23 01:54:05 <OONTS> Have fun with it. :V
  14. Apr 23 01:54:05 <Colbert>       OONTS
  15. Apr 23 01:54:31 <Zamiel>        Balls. I think MegaHal is too focused on sentance structure, so the DICKS DICKS DICKS doesn't get thrown in much.
  16. Apr 23 01:54:33 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  17. Apr 23 01:54:57 <Colbert>       DICKS DICK DICK DICKS.
  18. Apr 23 01:55:05 <Colbert>       There grammar and fucking all
  19. Apr 23 01:55:10 <Zamiel>        5 seconds seems to be alot longer... OONTS.
  20. Apr 23 01:55:33 *       Colbert goes back to watching cheese tactics in SC2 fail gloriously
  21. Apr 23 01:55:37 <Zamiel>        ...I may have broken it. OONTS OONTS OONTS
  22. Apr 23 01:55:38 <OONTS> Balls. I think MegaHal is too focused on sentance structure, so the DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS doesn't get thrown in much.
  23. Apr 23 01:55:52 <Colbert>       OONTS OONTS
  24. Apr 23 01:55:53 <OONTS> Balls. I think MegaHal is too focused on sentance structure, so the DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS doesn't get thrown in much.
  25. Apr 23 01:56:07 <Colbert>       Fuck nuggets we need to teach it many many more vulgarities.
  26. Apr 23 01:58:11 <Colbert>       Wonder if we can feed this one shitty slash fiction
  27. Apr 23 02:01:06 <Colbert>       OONTS
  28. Apr 23 02:01:07 <OONTS> Balls. I think MegaHal is too focused on sentance structure, so the DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS doesn't get thrown in much.
  29. Apr 23 02:01:22 <Colbert>       Well its' least getting a good amount of dicks dicks dicks out
  30. Apr 23 02:06:15 <Zamiel>        It'll take time to really get going. Seed material would have helped. OONTS
  31. Apr 23 02:06:16 <OONTS> Well its' least getting a good amount of dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks out
  32. Apr 23 02:06:32 <Colbert>       Seed material eh, I got some seed material...IN MY DICK
  33. Apr 23 02:06:48 <Colbert>       Yeah just hoping that one gets snagged by it since that'd just be a horrible thing to hear
  34. Apr 23 02:07:00 <Zamiel>        Hahaha.
  35. Apr 23 02:07:01 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  36. Apr 23 02:07:07 <Colbert>       OONTS
  37. Apr 23 02:07:08 <OONTS> Well its' least getting a good amount of dicks dicks dicks dicks out
  38. Apr 23 02:07:20 <Colbert>       We're going to enjoy this too much.
  39. Apr 23 02:07:37 *       Lejes (chatzilla@nw-B237F4D7.rstr.qwest.net) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  40. Apr 23 02:07:37 *       ChanServ sets mode +a #piratesofr'lyeh Lejes
  41. Apr 23 02:07:37 *       ChanServ gives channel operator status to Lejes
  42. Apr 23 02:07:45 <Zamiel>        Definately. A couple days will -really- get it going. OONTS
  43. Apr 23 02:07:45 <OONTS> Yeah just hoping that one gets snagged by it since that'd just be a horrible thing to hear
  44. Apr 23 02:08:31 <Colbert>       Soon enough it'll be agressivly raping someone
  45. Apr 23 02:09:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  46. Apr 23 02:09:06 <OONTS> Balls. I think MegaHal is too focused on sentance structure, so the DICKS DICKS doesn't get thrown in much.
  47. Apr 23 02:09:08 <Maid>  That's a lot of dicks
  48. Apr 23 02:09:18 <Colbert>       Needs more dicks.
  49. Apr 23 02:09:22 <Zamiel>        Problem, though. If it crashes, all progress is lost. OONTS
  50. Apr 23 02:09:29 <Colbert>       That's just shitty
  51. Apr 23 02:09:43 <Zamiel>        I'd have to write what amounts to IRC logging
  52. Apr 23 02:09:52 *       Colbert shrugs
  53. Apr 23 02:09:55 <Colbert>       OONTS
  54. Apr 23 02:09:56 <OONTS> Fuck nuggets we need to teach it many many more vulgarities.
  55. Apr 23 02:10:00 <Zamiel>        And then reload it at startup.
  56. Apr 23 02:10:54 <Colbert>       I don't worth with bots so meh
  57. Apr 23 02:13:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  58. Apr 23 02:13:57 <OONTS> Balls. I think MegaHal is too focused on sentance structure, so the DICKS DICKS doesn't get thrown in much.
  59. Apr 23 02:15:48 <Zamiel>        The DICKS level is decreasing! D=
  60. Apr 23 02:15:55 <Colbert>       OONTS
  61. Apr 23 02:15:57 <OONTS> I don't worth with bots so meh
  62. Apr 23 02:16:08 <Colbert>       We need more DICKS captain!
  63. Apr 23 02:16:23 <Colbert>       Every other line it knows will have a dick comment in it
  64. Apr 23 02:16:56 <Zamiel>        That's not enough DICKS
  65. Apr 23 02:17:01 <Colbert>       OONTS
  66. Apr 23 02:17:02 <OONTS> I don't worth with bots so meh
  67. Apr 23 02:17:09 <Colbert>       DICKS
  68. Apr 23 02:17:24 <Colbert>       This will not end well, DICKS.
  69. Apr 23 02:17:40 <Colbert>       OONTS
  70. Apr 23 02:17:41 <OONTS> Well its' least getting a good amount of dicks dicks dicks out
  71. Apr 23 02:18:48 <Colbert>       We clearly need to read shitty slash fiction so it starts quoting it. DICKS.
  72. Apr 23 02:19:27 <Colbert>       OONTS
  73. Apr 23 02:19:29 <OONTS> Every other line it knows will have a dick comment in it
  74. Apr 23 02:22:44 *       Lejes has quit (Ping timeout)
  75. Apr 23 02:27:43 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  76. Apr 23 02:27:43 <OONTS> We're going to enjoy this too much.
  77. Apr 23 02:27:49 <BLORTH>        Dicks.
  78. Apr 23 02:28:02 <Colbert>       OONTS
  79. Apr 23 02:28:04 <OONTS> Seed material eh, I got some seed material...IN MY DICK
  80. Apr 23 02:28:08 <BLORTH>        heh
  81. Apr 23 02:28:08 <Colbert>       YES IT SAID IT
  82. Apr 23 02:28:13 <Zamiel>        Hahahaha
  83. Apr 23 02:28:21 <Colbert>       Life is complete
  84. Apr 23 02:28:35 <Colbert>       God my night is pathetic
  85. Apr 23 02:28:43 <Zamiel>        I was hoping it would replace the DICK at the end with DICKS DICKS DICKS
  86. Apr 23 02:28:57 <Colbert>       That would have been legendary
  87. Apr 23 02:29:24 *       OONTS has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  88. Apr 23 02:29:54 *       OONTS (OONTS@nw-523FE49B.dhcp.mdfd.or.charter.com) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  89. Apr 23 02:30:04 <Colbert>       Did we lose all our DICK progress?
  90. Apr 23 02:31:06 <Zamiel>        The fact it connected again means it SHOULD save everything from now on, but fuck if I can find the file.
  91. Apr 23 02:31:12 <Colbert>       OONTS
  92. Apr 23 02:31:14 <OONTS> The fact it connected again means it SHOULD save everything from now on, but fuck if I can find the file.
  93. Apr 23 02:31:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  94. Apr 23 02:31:17 *       OONTS has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  95. Apr 23 02:31:25 <Colbert>       Well fuckshit
  96. Apr 23 02:32:49 *       OONTS (OONTS@nw-523FE49B.dhcp.mdfd.or.charter.com) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  97. Apr 23 02:33:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  98. Apr 23 02:33:14 <Zamiel>        DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
  99. Apr 23 02:33:26 <Colbert>       SPACE DICKS
  100. Apr 23 02:34:28 <Zamiel>        I have no fucking CLUE where shit's being saved to. OONTS
  101. Apr 23 02:34:29 <OONTS> DICKS DICKS DICKS
  102. Apr 23 02:34:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  103. Apr 23 02:34:39 <OONTS> DICKS DICKS DICKS
  104. Apr 23 02:40:22 <Zamiel>        TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS)
  105. Apr 23 02:40:31 <Colbert>       NOT ENOUGH DICKS IN THIS BITCH
  106. Apr 23 02:41:17 <Zamiel>        (I am still at a loss for where shit's gettin saved.) OONTS
  107. Apr 23 02:41:18 <OONTS> TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS)
  108. Apr 23 02:41:30 <Zamiel>        Oh god Dickception.
  109. Apr 23 02:41:36 <Colbert>       That was....amazing
  110. Apr 23 02:41:53 <Colbert>       OONTS
  111. Apr 23 02:41:55 <OONTS> TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS)
  112. Apr 23 02:42:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  113. Apr 23 02:42:05 <OONTS> NOT ENOUGH DICKS IN THIS BITCH
  114. Apr 23 02:42:46 <Zamiel>        Waiting for it to come up with NOT ENOUGH DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR somehow. OONTS
  115. Apr 23 02:42:46 <OONTS> NOT ENOUGH DICKS IN THIS BITCH
  116. Apr 23 02:42:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  117. Apr 23 02:42:57 <OONTS> TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS)
  118. Apr 23 02:43:10 <Colbert>       Wow that's another dickception
  119. Apr 23 02:43:18 <Zamiel>        Not as glorious the second time, though. OONTS
  120. Apr 23 02:43:19 <OONTS> TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS)
  121. Apr 23 02:43:22 <Colbert>       Word
  122. Apr 23 02:43:25 <Colbert>       OONTS
  123. Apr 23 02:43:26 <OONTS> TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS)
  124. Apr 23 02:43:33 <Colbert>       Wow....
  125. Apr 23 02:43:38 <Zamiel>        o_O
  126. Apr 23 02:43:53 <Colbert>       WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER....AGAIN
  127. Apr 23 02:43:55 <Zamiel>        WE MUST GO D-
  128. Apr 23 02:43:58 <Zamiel>        Goddamnit
  129. Apr 23 02:44:05 <Colbert>       Hive mind in this dick
  130. Apr 23 02:44:13 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  131. Apr 23 02:44:14 <OONTS> NOT ENOUGH DICKS IN THIS BITCH
  132. Apr 23 02:44:53 <Colbert>       OONTS
  133. Apr 23 02:44:55 <OONTS> WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER....AGAIN
  134. Apr 23 02:45:09 <Colbert>       OONTS
  135. Apr 23 02:45:11 <OONTS> Oh god Dickception.
  136. Apr 23 02:46:29 <Zamiel>        Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  137. Apr 23 02:46:38 <Colbert>       Oh boy this'll be good
  138. Apr 23 02:49:06 <Zamiel>        Wow. No evidence that they -existed- let alone transcripts. That shit sucks. OONTS
  139. Apr 23 02:49:06 <OONTS> Hive mind in this dick
  140. Apr 23 02:50:31 <Colbert>       OONTS
  141. Apr 23 02:50:32 <OONTS> TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS)
  142. Apr 23 02:50:51 <Colbert>       Yeah this is kinda all the dicks
  143. Apr 23 02:51:16 <Zamiel>        Yeah, needs something to get it going, thats why I was hoping for a tourettes interview.
  144. Apr 23 02:51:42 <Colbert>       Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  145. Apr 23 02:51:47 <Colbert>       My racist necromancer
  146. Apr 23 02:52:41 <Doc_Vex>       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k#t=02m12s
  147. Apr 23 02:52:46 <Doc_Vex>       thats all i say
  148. Apr 23 02:53:03 <Colbert>       Good call feed it youtube links
  149. Apr 23 02:53:09 <Zamiel>        Oh god.
  150. Apr 23 02:53:12 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  151. Apr 23 02:53:13 <Doc_Vex>       :P
  152. Apr 23 02:53:34 *       Johhan has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.2 [Firefox 11.0/20120312181643])
  153. Apr 23 02:53:43 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  154. Apr 23 02:53:44 <OONTS> NOT ENOUGH DICKS IN THIS BITCH
  155. Apr 23 02:54:17 <Colbert>       I LOVE MOIST TOWELETS THEY FEEL GLOARIOUS UPON MY SWEET ASS
  156. Apr 23 02:54:29 <Zamiel>        Gahahahahhahaa
  157. Apr 23 02:54:33 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  158. Apr 23 02:54:45 <Zamiel>        Why the fuck aint you working, cockbot
  159. Apr 23 02:54:50 <Colbert>       We just quote gamer poop and it'll be perfect
  160. Apr 23 02:55:24 <Doc_Vex>       xD
  161. Apr 23 02:55:36 <Zamiel>        Fucking hell OONTS
  162. Apr 23 02:55:37 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  163. Apr 23 02:55:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  164. Apr 23 02:55:45 <OONTS> Yeah, needs something to get it going, thats why I was hoping for a tourettes interview.
  165. Apr 23 02:56:07 <Colbert>       Hmm OONTS likes me
  166. Apr 23 02:56:09 <OONTS> TOO MANY DICKS)
  167. Apr 23 02:58:16 <Colbert>       Swear that's like my other hobby in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  168. Apr 23 02:58:39 <Colbert>       Like I murdered a whole mining camp and set up a chick in the tent with like three guards on her. God I was bored
  169. Apr 23 03:00:31 <Colbert>       OONTS
  170. Apr 23 03:00:33 <OONTS> Like I murdered a whole mining camp and set up a chick in the tent with like three guards on her. God I was hoping for a tourettes interview.
  171. Apr 23 03:00:42 <Doc_Vex>       he already made 3 game poop Skyrim
  172. Apr 23 03:00:54 <Colbert>       What the fuck did OONTS say
  173. Apr 23 03:00:55 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  174. Apr 23 03:01:00 <Doc_Vex>       the 100 ways to die in skyrim are also funn
  175. Apr 23 03:01:03 <Zamiel>        Ghahahahahahahahaha
  176. Apr 23 03:01:21 <Colbert>       Dude srsly you've created the best thing ever.
  177. Apr 23 03:01:31 <Zamiel>        You're starting to see signs of the Markov Chain in action.
  178. Apr 23 03:01:35 <Zamiel>        It gets WAY better.
  179. Apr 23 03:02:03 <Doc_Vex>       its like Generic Pirate. only with more dicks
  180. Apr 23 03:02:21 <Colbert>       It's better because of the dicks. Amirite OONTS?>
  181. Apr 23 03:02:21 <Zamiel>        We should rename it to DICKSBOT
  182. Apr 23 03:02:36 *       Doc_Vex is now known as Doctor_Vex
  183. Apr 23 03:02:37 <Tsutomu>       Welcome, my Master
  184. Apr 23 03:02:47 <Doctor_Vex>    !sex OONTS
  185. Apr 23 03:02:47 *       Tsutomu forces OONTS to have hard sex with Natasha Henstridge! no one climaxed. what a waste of time...
  186. Apr 23 03:02:47 <OONTS> Oh god Dickception.
  187. Apr 23 03:03:08 <Colbert>       This will only get worse
  188. Apr 23 03:03:19 <Colbert>       Once we get the Tsutomu spam going oh god.
  189. Apr 23 03:03:21 *       Tsutomu doesn't care
  190. Apr 23 03:03:40 <Colbert>       OONTS
  191. Apr 23 03:03:41 <OONTS> he already made 3 game poop Skyrim
  192. Apr 23 03:03:55 <Doctor_Vex>    !buy OONTS dicks
  193. Apr 23 03:03:56 <Tsutomu>       Doctor_Vex bought dicks for OONTS for 72 bucks.
  194. Apr 23 03:03:56 <OONTS> Like I murdered a whole mining camp and set up a chick in the tent with like three guards on her. God I was bored
  195. Apr 23 03:04:07 <Colbert>       !service
  196. Apr 23 03:04:09 *       Tsutomu pays 16 bucks after Colbert cleaned his toilet. it really was a mess and very dirty work. - Colbert gains 16 bucks for this service! Colbert now has 98!
  197. Apr 23 03:04:26 <Colbert>       !buy OONTS MOAR DICKS
  198. Apr 23 03:04:27 <Tsutomu>       item not available. you do not have enough money (118 bucks).
  199. Apr 23 03:04:27 <OONTS> I LOVE MOIST TOWELETS THEY FEEL GLOARIOUS UPON MY SWEET ASS
  200. Apr 23 03:04:48 <Doctor_Vex>    ^
  201. Apr 23 03:04:55 <Colbert>       Clearly we need to get OONTS moist towelets
  202. Apr 23 03:04:56 <OONTS> Yeah, needs something to get it going, thats why I was hoping for a tourettes interview.
  203. Apr 23 03:05:25 <Colbert>       We'll bang ok
  204. Apr 23 03:06:32 <Doctor_Vex>    Battle Tits
  205. Apr 23 03:06:38 <Doctor_Vex>    very important
  206. Apr 23 03:06:45 <Colbert>       Feel free to stick money in the old glory hole
  207. Apr 23 03:07:10 <Zamiel>        Ok. I cant find a file being written to, yet OONTS didnt throw any file I/O errors and connected. Where the fuck. :psyduck:
  208. Apr 23 03:07:11 <OONTS> Yeah this is kinda all the dicks
  209. Apr 23 03:07:20 <Colbert>       OONTS
  210. Apr 23 03:07:21 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  211. Apr 23 03:08:26 <Colbert>       We need to increase the Markov Chain potential
  212. Apr 23 03:09:24 <Colbert>       Damn kids playing around with cocks. On the internet.
  213. Apr 23 03:09:30 <Colbert>       OONTS
  214. Apr 23 03:09:31 <OONTS> the 100 ways to die in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  215. Apr 23 03:10:10 <Doctor_Vex>    Battle Tits don't leave the kitchen
  216. Apr 23 03:10:17 <Colbert>       God OONTS is the best thing you've done man
  217. Apr 23 03:10:19 <OONTS> Feel free to stick money in the old glory hole
  218. Apr 23 03:10:30 <Doctor_Vex>    xD
  219. Apr 23 03:11:49 <Doctor_Vex>    You violated my MOTHER
  220. Apr 23 03:11:54 <Doctor_Vex>    THIS IS AMERICA
  221. Apr 23 03:12:06 <Doctor_Vex>    let's change the subject
  222. Apr 23 03:12:12 <Colbert>       It's like an amalgamation of all our worst lines mixed up. If anything this will end in us unplugging OONTS for our sanity or it'll become inteligent and we're fucked. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
  223. Apr 23 03:12:13 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  224. Apr 23 03:12:14 <OONTS> let's change the subject
  225. Apr 23 03:12:26 <Colbert>       I fucking love steak
  226. Apr 23 03:12:44 <Colbert>       OONTS
  227. Apr 23 03:12:46 <OONTS> Wow that's like my other hobby in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  228. Apr 23 03:13:21 <Colbert>       I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feeling better, we'll bang ok?
  229. Apr 23 03:13:39 <Zamiel>        Oh mother fuck. I -may- have figured this out and it and it might have cost all progress again. OONTS
  230. Apr 23 03:13:40 <OONTS> Yeah, needs something to get it going, thats why I was hoping for a tourettes interview.
  231. Apr 23 03:13:54 *       Remilia (Nyah@nw-BD498B47.netvigator.com) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  232. Apr 23 03:13:56 <Colbert>       Awe really?
  233. Apr 23 03:14:01 <Colbert>       We'll lose the dickception?
  234. Apr 23 03:14:20 <Zamiel>        The buffer doesn't appear to be flushing.
  235. Apr 23 03:14:28 <Colbert>       da fuq
  236. Apr 23 03:14:30 <Colbert>       OONTS
  237. Apr 23 03:15:05 <Zamiel>        That means its holding onto shit and not dumping it to the file
  238. Apr 23 03:15:11 <Colbert>       ahhhh
  239. Apr 23 03:15:34 <Colbert>       God I need some fucking poptarts
  240. Apr 23 03:16:35 <Colbert>       OONT
  241. Apr 23 03:16:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  242. Apr 23 03:16:51 <Zamiel>        The default is 8kb before it flushes. Yeah, thats way too huge.
  243. Apr 23 03:16:53 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  244. Apr 23 03:16:59 <Zamiel>        ... OONTS?
  245. Apr 23 03:16:59 <OONTS> The default is 8kb before it flushes. Yeah, thats way too huge.
  246. Apr 23 03:17:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  247. Apr 23 03:17:06 <OONTS> We should rename it to DICKSBOT
  248. Apr 23 03:17:19 <Colbert>       Come on cowboy you and I both know how to crack open my asshole.
  249. Apr 23 03:18:33 <Zamiel>        LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT WE HAVE ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THEM.
  250. Apr 23 03:18:48 <Colbert>       EVERYONE IS SMOKING CRACK
  251. Apr 23 03:18:52 <Colbert>       OONTS
  252. Apr 23 03:19:00 <Doctor_Vex>    GET YOUR GROVE ON SOLIDER! These boys work hard, but they play harder.
  253. Apr 23 03:19:13 <Colbert>       OONTS you assfag work
  254. Apr 23 03:19:14 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  255. Apr 23 03:19:49 <Zamiel>        (Try to get it to fill up its buffer. 8kb is ALOT of text.) OONTS
  256. Apr 23 03:19:50 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  257. Apr 23 03:20:08 <Doctor_Vex>    !chaos
  258. Apr 23 03:20:09 *       Tsutomu rages!
  259. Apr 23 03:20:17 <Colbert>       oh god not a repeat of last night
  260. Apr 23 03:20:18 <Doctor_Vex>    now the madness begins
  261. Apr 23 03:20:24 <Remilia>       sigh
  262. Apr 23 03:20:31 <Colbert>       !service
  263. Apr 23 03:20:32 *       Tsutomu runs in circles around Colbert, holding a shark while screaming "SERVICE! SERVIICCE!!!"
  264. Apr 23 03:20:38 <Colbert>       !blowme
  265. Apr 23 03:20:39 *       Tsutomu forces Colbert to make Caveman cum!
  266. Apr 23 03:20:39 <Tsutomu>       oww! what a mess! Caveman had a very good time! this show was worth 10 bucks! i give them to Caveman.
  267. Apr 23 03:20:50 <Zamiel>        It doesn't pick up actions, btw.
  268. Apr 23 03:20:59 <Colbert>       Well that's kinda a good thing
  269. Apr 23 03:21:00 <Tsutomu>       IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!1!!1111
  270. Apr 23 03:21:08 <Colbert>       Considering Tsutomu would go ape shit on those logs
  271. Apr 23 03:21:10 <Tsutomu>       ffffffft
  272. Apr 23 03:21:19 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  273. Apr 23 03:21:20 <OONTS> the 100 ways to die in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  274. Apr 23 03:22:11 <Remilia>       OONTS
  275. Apr 23 03:22:12 <OONTS> You're starting to see signs of the Markov Chain potential
  276. Apr 23 03:22:13 <Tsutomu>       Goes down like driving a cow with a baby
  277. Apr 23 03:22:19 <Colbert>       OONTS
  278. Apr 23 03:22:21 <OONTS> I LOVE MOIST TOWELETS THEY FEEL GLOARIOUS UPON MY SWEET ASS
  279. Apr 23 03:22:22 <Tsutomu>       Looks like beating a cup of tea
  280. Apr 23 03:22:24 <Remilia>       Ooh, two for one o:
  281. Apr 23 03:22:24 <Tsutomu>       Goes down like singing a condom of a woman
  282. Apr 23 03:22:27 <Tsutomu>       fffffffffft
  283. Apr 23 03:23:02 <Colbert>       OONTS
  284. Apr 23 03:23:04 <OONTS> Feel free to stick money in the old glory hole
  285. Apr 23 03:23:54 <Zamiel>        Java process is at 6k, and thats the write buffer, megahal memory AND program code. Might take awhile to get it to flush. D= OONTS
  286. Apr 23 03:23:55 <OONTS> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k#t=02m12s
  287. Apr 23 03:24:06 <Zamiel>        goddamnit
  288. Apr 23 03:24:14 <Doctor_Vex>    :V
  289. Apr 23 03:24:18 <Colbert>       Sweet fuck, this is going to be a long night.
  290. Apr 23 03:24:41 <Remilia>       But its going to be a fun night o:
  291. Apr 23 03:24:42 <Tsutomu>       That's like buttering a bed with a hammer
  292. Apr 23 03:24:48 <Tsutomu>       ffffft
  293. Apr 23 03:24:50 <Remilia>       Exactly.
  294. Apr 23 03:25:08 <Colbert>       I turned on the TV and saw some guy getting wrecked in the ass, IT WAS AWESOME
  295. Apr 23 03:25:25 <Colbert>       OONTS
  296. Apr 23 03:25:26 <OONTS> I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feeling better, we'll bang ok
  297. Apr 23 03:26:00 <Colbert>       OONTS
  298. Apr 23 03:26:02 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to crack open my asshole.
  299. Apr 23 03:26:02 <Tsutomu>       Don't you think you look like killing an axe with a cup of coffee
  300. Apr 23 03:26:15 <Zamiel>        oh god lololol. OONTS
  301. Apr 23 03:26:16 <Tsutomu>       Man! That's like killing a male stripper
  302. Apr 23 03:26:16 <OONTS> GET YOUR GROVE ON SOLIDER! These boys work hard, but they play harder.
  303. Apr 23 03:26:27 <Colbert>       This is fucking insane
  304. Apr 23 03:26:29 <Tsutomu>       This is fucking insane?!?
  305. Apr 23 03:26:29 <Tsutomu>       Seriously like attacking a grandma
  306. Apr 23 03:26:53 <Zamiel>        Maggah would be proud. =D
  307. Apr 23 03:26:54 <Tsutomu>       You seem to like rolling the Golden Dildo
  308. Apr 23 03:27:02 <BLORTH>        Is OONTS learning?
  309. Apr 23 03:27:02 <OONTS> Wow that's kinda a good thing
  310. Apr 23 03:27:03 <Tsutomu>       That's like feeding a tank with a toilet
  311. Apr 23 03:27:06 <Colbert>       This is easily the best reason why I came back here
  312. Apr 23 03:27:07 <Tsutomu>       fffffft
  313. Apr 23 03:27:11 <Colbert>       OONTS
  314. Apr 23 03:27:21 <BLORTH>        ...
  315. Apr 23 03:27:34 <Colbert>       OONTS
  316. Apr 23 03:27:36 <OONTS> GET YOUR GROVE ON SOLIDER! These boys work hard, but they play harder.
  317. Apr 23 03:27:42 <Zamiel>        BLORTH: Not very quickly but thats an issue with Markov Chains in general. Needs alot of content to take off. OONTS
  318. Apr 23 03:27:43 <OONTS> I turned on the TV and saw some guy getting wrecked in the tent with like three guards on her. God I was bored
  319. Apr 23 03:28:14 <Zamiel>        ahahahaha. OONTS
  320. Apr 23 03:28:16 <OONTS> WE HAVE ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THEM.
  321. Apr 23 03:28:31 <Colbert>       OONTS
  322. Apr 23 03:28:32 <Zamiel>        oh god dickception 2.0
  323. Apr 23 03:28:32 <OONTS> I LOVE MOIST TOWELETS THEY FEEL GLOARIOUS UPON MY SWEET ASS
  324. Apr 23 03:28:50 <Colbert>       OONTS
  325. Apr 23 03:28:52 <OONTS> Well that's like my other hobby in skyrim are also funn
  326. Apr 23 03:29:26 <Colbert>       I take it you like watching men in the bath
  327. Apr 23 03:29:28 *       Shadok has quit (Ping timeout)
  328. Apr 23 03:29:40 <Colbert>       OONTS
  329. Apr 23 03:29:42 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  330. Apr 23 03:30:37 <Zamiel>        Ahahahahahahaha
  331. Apr 23 03:30:42 <Remilia>       Woah.
  332. Apr 23 03:31:01 <Colbert>       Need more all caps to be COCKBOAT
  333. Apr 23 03:31:12 <Colbert>       OONTS
  334. Apr 23 03:31:13 <OONTS> I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feeling better, we'll bang ok
  335. Apr 23 03:31:41 <Colbert>       OONTS
  336. Apr 23 03:31:41 <OONTS> God I need some fucking poptarts
  337. Apr 23 03:31:46 *       Lejes (chatzilla@nw-B237F4D7.rstr.qwest.net) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  338. Apr 23 03:31:46 *       ChanServ sets mode +a #piratesofr'lyeh Lejes
  339. Apr 23 03:31:46 *       ChanServ gives channel operator status to Lejes
  340. Apr 23 03:31:58 <Colbert>       OONTS
  341. Apr 23 03:31:59 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  342. Apr 23 03:32:46 <Colbert>       Any idea how much longer till we fill OONTS page file
  343. Apr 23 03:32:47 <OONTS> Swear that's like my other hobby in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  344. Apr 23 03:34:24 *       Banana is now known as Bananafk
  345. Apr 23 03:34:26 <Zamiel>        LOOONG way to go. OONTS
  346. Apr 23 03:34:27 <OONTS> The default is 8kb before it flushes. Yeah, thats way too huge.
  347. Apr 23 03:34:53 <Colbert>       When someone pulls their cock out, don't get too close. Unless that's the way you like it.
  348. Apr 23 03:35:21 <Colbert>       OONTS
  349. Apr 23 03:35:23 <OONTS> GET YOUR GROVE ON SOLIDER! These boys work hard, but they play harder.
  350. Apr 23 03:35:52 <Colbert>       This is probably the gayest the channel has seen since the old days
  351. Apr 23 03:37:04 <Remilia>       Oh my..
  352. Apr 23 03:37:07 <Colbert>       OONTS
  353. Apr 23 03:37:27 <Colbert>       Damnit OONTS
  354. Apr 23 03:37:29 <OONTS> Yeah, needs something to get it going, thats why I was hoping for a tourettes interview.
  355. Apr 23 03:37:33 *       Shadok (Shadok@nw-705BC11.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  356. Apr 23 03:37:51 <Colbert>       We need to top the D2 line
  357. Apr 23 03:39:07 <Colbert>       OONTS
  358. Apr 23 03:39:07 <OONTS> Dude srsly you've created the best thing ever.
  359. Apr 23 03:39:32 *       Lejes has quit (Ping timeout)
  360. Apr 23 03:41:08 <Zamiel>        I need sleep, I'll leave OONTS running.
  361. Apr 23 03:41:09 <OONTS> let's change the subject
  362. Apr 23 03:41:15 <Remilia>       xD
  363. Apr 23 03:41:18 <Colbert>       Alright I'll idly spam it
  364. Apr 23 03:41:33 <Colbert>       Try and see if we can make the page file flush
  365. Apr 23 03:41:36 <Colbert>       OONTS
  366. Apr 23 03:41:43 <Remilia>       OONTS
  367. Apr 23 03:41:44 <OONTS> Maggah would be proud. =D
  368. Apr 23 03:42:01 <Colbert>       OONTS
  369. Apr 23 03:42:02 <OONTS> TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS)
  370. Apr 23 03:42:18 <Colbert>       That's like the fifth dickception
  371. Apr 23 03:42:26 <Zamiel>        If you want to flush it you need to keep adding shit to it
  372. Apr 23 03:42:31 <Colbert>       That's the plan
  373. Apr 23 03:42:33 <Zamiel>        Rather than just triggering it
  374. Apr 23 03:42:35 <Colbert>       Say horrible things
  375. Apr 23 03:42:43 <Colbert>       And then trigger it for hilarity
  376. Apr 23 03:42:52 <Remilia>       ASDFOONTS
  377. Apr 23 03:42:53 <OONTS> We need to keep adding shit to it
  378. Apr 23 03:42:59 <Colbert>       OONTS
  379. Apr 23 03:43:01 <OONTS> now the madness begins
  380. Apr 23 03:43:03 <Remilia>       OONTSCELER
  381. Apr 23 03:43:11 <Remilia>       Okay.jpg
  382. Apr 23 03:43:13 <Zamiel>        FLYING COCKGOBBLING DOUCHEFUCKS
  383. Apr 23 03:43:26 <Zamiel>        Alright, sleep for real now. OONTS
  384. Apr 23 03:43:27 <OONTS> That's like my other hobby in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  385. Apr 23 03:43:48 <Remilia>       My oh my oh my...
  386. Apr 23 03:43:57 <Colbert>       Needs more naked fistycuffs
  387. Apr 23 03:44:06 *       Remilia ships OONTS with Tsutomu
  388. Apr 23 03:44:07 *       Tsutomu snaps Remilia's finger off and smokes it like a cigar.
  389. Apr 23 03:44:27 *       Remilia throws OONTS at Tsutomu
  390. Apr 23 03:44:28 *       Tsutomu tasers Remilia with a modified taser gun.
  391. Apr 23 03:44:35 <Colbert>       OONTS
  392. Apr 23 03:44:36 <OONTS> Yeah, needs something to get it going, thats why I was hoping for a tourettes interview.
  393. Apr 23 03:44:49 <Colbert>       So yeah this is either the best idea we've had or the worst
  394. Apr 23 03:45:14 <Colbert>       OONTS
  395. Apr 23 03:45:16 <OONTS> I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feeling better, we'll bang ok
  396. Apr 23 03:45:22 <Remilia>       Wat.
  397. Apr 23 03:45:27 <Remilia>       OONTS
  398. Apr 23 03:45:28 <OONTS> WE HAVE ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THEM.
  399. Apr 23 03:45:33 <Remilia>       Ew.
  400. Apr 23 03:45:43 <Colbert>       Ladies and gents I give you, DICKCEPTION
  401. Apr 23 03:46:08 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  402. Apr 23 03:46:08 <OONTS> the 100 ways to die in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  403. Apr 23 03:46:09 <Tsutomu>       I am busy
  404. Apr 23 03:46:13 <Remilia>       Awesome.
  405. Apr 23 03:46:16 <Colbert>       !service
  406. Apr 23 03:46:18 *       Tsutomu looks at Colbert, then he says: "forget that. i'm busy."
  407. Apr 23 03:46:22 The_Spy Tsutomu
  408. Apr 23 03:46:24 <Colbert>       Fuck you too Tsutomu
  409. Apr 23 03:46:25 <Tsutomu>       !blowme
  410. Apr 23 03:46:38 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  411. Apr 23 03:46:39 <Tsutomu>       My name.
  412. Apr 23 03:46:39 <OONTS> Ladies and gents I give you, DICKCEPTION
  413. Apr 23 03:46:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  414. Apr 23 03:46:49 <OONTS> We just quote gamer poop and it'll be good
  415. Apr 23 03:46:53 <Colbert>       OONTS
  416. Apr 23 03:47:08 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  417. Apr 23 03:47:09 <Tsutomu>       what?
  418. Apr 23 03:47:09 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  419. Apr 23 03:47:16 <Colbert>       OONTS
  420. Apr 23 03:47:18 <OONTS> Considering Tsutomu would go ape shit on those logs
  421. Apr 23 03:47:19 <Tsutomu>       what?
  422. Apr 23 03:47:28 <Remilia>       Hehehe
  423. Apr 23 03:47:32 <Colbert>       We need to make Tsutomu say OONTS
  424. Apr 23 03:47:33 <Tsutomu>       what?
  425. Apr 23 03:47:43 *       Remilia makes Tsutomu spam OONTS
  426. Apr 23 03:47:43 <Colbert>       The feedback loop would be hilarious
  427. Apr 23 03:47:44 *       Tsutomu makes Remilia spam OONTS
  428. Apr 23 03:47:55 <Colbert>       It doesn't read emotes sadly
  429. Apr 23 03:48:00 <Remilia>       Aw.
  430. Apr 23 03:48:09 <Colbert>       Yeah I know
  431. Apr 23 03:48:11 <Remilia>       TSUTOMU. OONTS
  432. Apr 23 03:48:12 <Tsutomu>       what?
  433. Apr 23 03:48:18 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  434. Apr 23 03:48:19 <Tsutomu>       what?
  435. Apr 23 03:48:19 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to crack open my asshole.
  436. Apr 23 03:48:26 <Colbert>       !service
  437. Apr 23 03:48:27 *       Tsutomu looks at Colbert, then he says: "forget that. i'm busy."
  438. Apr 23 03:48:27 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  439. Apr 23 03:48:27 <Tsutomu>        ((( !RAPE ALER...  no. forget that....
  440. Apr 23 03:48:33 <Remilia>       !SERVICE
  441. Apr 23 03:48:34 *       Tsutomu gave Remilia a simple task but the outcome was a mess, nothing he would pay for.
  442. Apr 23 03:48:37 <Remilia>       !SERVICE
  443. Apr 23 03:48:37 *       Tsutomu looks amused after he shot an apple off of Remilia's head. - Remilia gains 9 bucks for this service! Remilia now has 50!
  444. Apr 23 03:48:42 <Remilia>       !SERVICE
  445. Apr 23 03:48:42 <Tsutomu>       you have to wait!
  446. Apr 23 03:48:44 <Remilia>       IUgh
  447. Apr 23 03:48:46 <Colbert>       If we can get OONTS to say !service it'll be hilarious
  448. Apr 23 03:48:49 <Remilia>       someone buy tsu-chan an oonts
  449. Apr 23 03:48:50 <OONTS> This is probably the gayest the channel has seen since the old glory hole
  450. Apr 23 03:49:01 <Colbert>       !buy Tsutomu OONTS
  451. Apr 23 03:49:02 <Tsutomu>       item not available. you do not have enough money (105 bucks).
  452. Apr 23 03:49:02 <OONTS> The buffer doesn't appear to be flushing.
  453. Apr 23 03:49:06 <Colbert>       Fuck
  454. Apr 23 03:49:12 <Colbert>       !service
  455. Apr 23 03:49:13 *       Tsutomu has done enough for Colbert.
  456. Apr 23 03:49:13 <Remilia>       gotta farm more money
  457. Apr 23 03:49:21 The_Spy Tsutomu
  458. Apr 23 03:49:27 <Colbert>       Hard when Tsutomu is being a fail fag
  459. Apr 23 03:49:28 *       Tsutomu heard his name «.«
  460. Apr 23 03:49:31 <Remilia>       We should buy EVERYONE an oonts
  461. Apr 23 03:49:43 <Colbert>       Yes we should
  462. Apr 23 03:49:46 <Colbert>       OONTS
  463. Apr 23 03:49:57 <Colbert>       OONTS
  464. Apr 23 03:49:59 <OONTS> Yeah, needs something to get it going, thats why I was hoping for a tourettes interview.
  465. Apr 23 03:50:31 <Colbert>       Supercop is not so super
  466. Apr 23 03:50:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  467. Apr 23 03:50:44 <OONTS> You're starting to see signs of the Markov Chain potential
  468. Apr 23 03:50:51 <Remilia>       !SERVICE
  469. Apr 23 03:50:52 *       Tsutomu has done enough for Remilia.
  470. Apr 23 03:50:55 <Colbert>       !service
  471. Apr 23 03:50:57 -Tsutomu-       I noticed you Colbert, aka Keyboard; and i might have time for you in 730 seconds
  472. Apr 23 03:51:02 *       Remilia slams Tsutomu into a wall.
  473. Apr 23 03:51:02 *       Tsutomu dildoes Remilia
  474. Apr 23 03:51:07 <Remilia>       OH YOU
  475. Apr 23 03:51:08 <Colbert>       Kinky
  476. Apr 23 03:51:08 <Remilia>       >:
  477. Apr 23 03:51:18 <Colbert>       Well we trigger more spam for OONTS
  478. Apr 23 03:51:19 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  479. Apr 23 03:51:39 *       Remilia forces a platinum dildo down Tsutomu's throat.
  480. Apr 23 03:51:40 *       Tsutomu throws the Scarlet Devil Mansion at Remilia.
  481. Apr 23 03:51:43 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  482. Apr 23 03:51:43 <OONTS> Dude srsly you've created the best thing ever.
  483. Apr 23 03:51:50 <Colbert>       OONTS
  484. Apr 23 03:51:51 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to crack open my asshole.
  485. Apr 23 03:51:56 <BLORTH>        How to chain OONTS and Tsutomu...
  486. Apr 23 03:51:57 <Tsutomu>       what?
  487. Apr 23 03:51:57 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  488. Apr 23 03:52:06 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  489. Apr 23 03:52:07 <Tsutomu>       <("<) <(^^)> (>")> <(^^)> <("<) <(^^)> (>")>
  490. Apr 23 03:52:07 <OONTS> Yeah this is either the best thing ever.
  491. Apr 23 03:52:16 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  492. Apr 23 03:52:17 <Tsutomu>       I am busy
  493. Apr 23 03:52:25 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  494. Apr 23 03:52:26 <Tsutomu>       what?
  495. Apr 23 03:52:28 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  496. Apr 23 03:52:42 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  497. Apr 23 03:52:43 <OONTS> EVERYONE IS SMOKING CRACK
  498. Apr 23 03:52:54 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  499. Apr 23 03:52:54 <OONTS> So yeah this is kinda all the dicks
  500. Apr 23 03:52:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  501. Apr 23 03:53:01 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  502. Apr 23 03:53:02 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  503. Apr 23 03:53:03 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  504. Apr 23 03:53:10 <Colbert>       Trollolololol
  505. Apr 23 03:53:19 *       Remilia ships OONTS and Tsutomu
  506. Apr 23 03:53:20 <Tsutomu>       ».»
  507. Apr 23 03:53:53 <BLORTH>        Colbert: You released your char?
  508. Apr 23 03:53:57 *       Remilia attacked Tsutomu with a platinum dildo, killing them!
  509. Apr 23 03:53:58 *       Tsutomu dropkicks Remilia
  510. Apr 23 03:54:00 <Colbert>       Fixed the name
  511. Apr 23 03:54:03 <Remilia>       Ow.
  512. Apr 23 03:54:06 <BLORTH>        I see.
  513. Apr 23 03:54:06 <Remilia>       O:
  514. Apr 23 03:54:10 <Colbert>       If you see the other one feel free to kill him
  515. Apr 23 03:54:14 <Remilia>       OONTS
  516. Apr 23 03:54:21 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  517. Apr 23 03:54:21 <BLORTH>        What do you think you're going to do with t2/t3?
  518. Apr 23 03:54:22 <Tsutomu>       what?
  519. Apr 23 03:54:22 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to crack open my asshole.
  520. Apr 23 03:54:28 <Colbert>       Bonersword linch
  521. Apr 23 03:54:37 <BLORTH>        with h2h?
  522. Apr 23 03:54:54 <Colbert>       eh I'll fix it later
  523. Apr 23 03:55:00 <BLORTH>        lol
  524. Apr 23 03:55:05 <Colbert>       I give no fucks
  525. Apr 23 03:55:16 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  526. Apr 23 03:55:17 <OONTS> Yeah I know
  527. Apr 23 03:55:22 <Colbert>       OONTS
  528. Apr 23 03:55:23 <OONTS> If you see the other one feel free to stick money in the old days
  529. Apr 23 03:55:28 <BLORTH>        lol what
  530. Apr 23 03:55:37 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  531. Apr 23 03:55:38 <OONTS> I take it you like watching men in the tent with like three guards on her. God I need some fucking poptarts
  532. Apr 23 03:55:44 <BLORTH>        HA
  533. Apr 23 03:55:50 <Remilia>       LOL
  534. Apr 23 03:55:53 <Zamiel>        IT BEGINS
  535. Apr 23 03:55:55 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  536. Apr 23 03:56:03 <BLORTH>        this fuckin bot
  537. Apr 23 03:56:04 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  538. Apr 23 03:56:06 <Colbert>       It hurts to breath
  539. Apr 23 03:56:08 <Colbert>       Laughing so hard
  540. Apr 23 03:56:10 <Remilia>       OOONTS
  541. Apr 23 03:56:10 <Colbert>       OONTS
  542. Apr 23 03:56:15 <Remilia>       OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONTS
  543. Apr 23 03:56:16 <OONTS> The default is 8kb before it flushes. Yeah, thats way too huge.
  544. Apr 23 03:56:17 <Colbert>       OONTs you cocksmoker
  545. Apr 23 03:56:24 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  546. Apr 23 03:56:25 <OONTS> Considering Tsutomu would go ape shit on those logs
  547. Apr 23 03:56:26 <Tsutomu>       !shout TSUTOMU IS AWESOME
  548. Apr 23 03:56:32 <Colbert>       OONTS
  549. Apr 23 03:56:34 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  550. Apr 23 03:56:37 <Remilia>       !Shout OONTS
  551. Apr 23 03:56:38 <Tsutomu>       shouting at 22 users in this channel:
  552. Apr 23 03:56:38 <Tsutomu>       Zen Zamiel The_Spy Shadok Remilia pathfinder OONTS Madz H-land Effing Doctor_Vex Colbert charax Caveman BLORTH BeefSteak Bananafk ADK Maid Liebekraft CarlPanzram Stodjt
  553. Apr 23 03:56:40 <Tsutomu>       /!\ OONTS /!\
  554. Apr 23 03:56:41 <OONTS> We need to top the D2 line
  555. Apr 23 03:56:55 <Remilia>       Whoops.
  556. Apr 23 03:56:57 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  557. Apr 23 03:56:58 <Colbert>       Ok now spam Tsutomu so OONTS says it more offten
  558. Apr 23 03:57:00 <Tsutomu>       what?
  559. Apr 23 03:57:09 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  560. Apr 23 03:57:10 <Tsutomu>        ((( !RAID ALER...  no. forget that....
  561. Apr 23 03:57:12 *       Remilia ships Tsutomu and OONTS
  562. Apr 23 03:57:13 *       Tsutomu gives Banana to Remilia
  563. Apr 23 03:57:16 <Zamiel>        I figured out why its cocked up. The 5 second throttle applies to EVERYTHING including inpu text.
  564. Apr 23 03:57:26 <Colbert>       OONTS
  565. Apr 23 03:57:26 <Zamiel>        failcode
  566. Apr 23 03:57:27 <OONTS> Damn kids playing around with cocks. On the internet.
  567. Apr 23 03:57:30 <Remilia>       OOONTS
  568. Apr 23 03:57:35 *       BLORTH doubleslaps Tsutomu and OONTS
  569. Apr 23 03:57:35 *       Zen has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.2 [Firefox 6.0/20110812234425])
  570. Apr 23 03:57:36 <Tsutomu>       ».»
  571. Apr 23 03:57:41 <Colbert>       OONTS
  572. Apr 23 03:57:43 <OONTS> If you want to flush it you like it.
  573. Apr 23 03:57:50 *       Shadok slaps Remilia
  574. Apr 23 03:57:53 <Colbert>       What the fuckshit
  575. Apr 23 03:57:56 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  576. Apr 23 03:57:56 <Shadok>        Don't OONTS me.
  577. Apr 23 03:57:57 <Tsutomu>       what?
  578. Apr 23 03:58:00 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  579. Apr 23 03:58:00 *       Remilia ships Shadok and Tsutomu
  580. Apr 23 03:58:01 *       Tsutomu throws Fremen in Remilia's direction, like amissile.
  581. Apr 23 03:58:05 <Colbert>       OONTS
  582. Apr 23 03:58:06 <OONTS> Why the fuck aint you working, cockbot
  583. Apr 23 03:58:06 <Shadok>        !steal Remilia
  584. Apr 23 03:58:08 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  585. Apr 23 03:58:12 <Shadok>        !service
  586. Apr 23 03:58:13 <Remilia>       !steal Shadok
  587. Apr 23 03:58:18 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  588. Apr 23 03:58:19 <Tsutomu>       I am busy
  589. Apr 23 03:58:19 <Colbert>       OONTS
  590. Apr 23 03:58:21 <Shadok>        Tsutomu hates us.
  591. Apr 23 03:58:23 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  592. Apr 23 03:58:25 <Colbert>       OONTS
  593. Apr 23 03:58:26 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  594. Apr 23 03:58:26 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to crack open my asshole.
  595. Apr 23 03:58:35 <BLORTH>        classic.
  596. Apr 23 03:58:39 <BLORTH>        classic OONTS
  597. Apr 23 03:58:43 <Colbert>       That really is
  598. Apr 23 03:58:48 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  599. Apr 23 03:58:49 <Tsutomu>       <("<) <(^^)> (>")> <(^^)> <("<) <(^^)> (>")>
  600. Apr 23 03:58:49 <Colbert>       It easily topped dickception
  601. Apr 23 03:58:55 <Colbert>       OONTS
  602. Apr 23 03:58:55 <OONTS> We need to keep adding shit to it
  603. Apr 23 03:59:00 *       Shadok dances with Tsutomu
  604. Apr 23 03:59:01 <Tsutomu>       =)
  605. Apr 23 03:59:01 <BLORTH>        BUT HOW OONTS?
  606. Apr 23 03:59:10 <Colbert>       OONTS I want to know more
  607. Apr 23 03:59:12 <OONTS> That means its holding onto shit and not dumping it to DICKSBOT
  608. Apr 23 03:59:28 <BLORTH>        Dastardly DICKSBOT. Tell us more OONTS
  609. Apr 23 03:59:29 <OONTS> This is probably the gayest the channel has seen since the old glory hole
  610. Apr 23 03:59:41 <Colbert>       Butt OONTS DICKSBOT isn't here
  611. Apr 23 03:59:43 <OONTS> We just quote gamer poop and it'll be good
  612. Apr 23 03:59:57 <Colbert>       Ok OONTS you got the best ideas!
  613. Apr 23 03:59:59 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to crack open my asshole.
  614. Apr 23 04:00:18 <BLORTH>        Damn
  615. Apr 23 04:00:23 <BLORTH>        OONTS put that one together on his own?
  616. Apr 23 04:00:23 <Remilia>       STOP RIGHT GTHERE CRIMINAL SCUM
  617. Apr 23 04:00:24 <Colbert>       OONTS are you coming on to me?
  618. Apr 23 04:00:24 <OONTS> If you see the other one feel free to kill him
  619. Apr 23 04:00:34 <Colbert>       The other what OONTS
  620. Apr 23 04:00:34 <Remilia>       STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
  621. Apr 23 04:00:35 <OONTS> That's the way you like watching men in the tent with like three guards on her. God I need some fucking poptarts
  622. Apr 23 04:00:35 <Remilia>       OONTS
  623. Apr 23 04:00:48 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  624. Apr 23 04:00:49 <Tsutomu>       I am busy
  625. Apr 23 04:00:53 <Colbert>       Somene !buy OONTS some poptarts
  626. Apr 23 04:00:55 <BLORTH>        holy shit
  627. Apr 23 04:00:55 <OONTS> I take it you like watching men in the old days
  628. Apr 23 04:00:58 <BLORTH>        I figured it out.
  629. Apr 23 04:01:07 <BLORTH>        Once OONTS says !service, it's over.
  630. Apr 23 04:01:08 <OONTS> Good call feed it youtube links
  631. Apr 23 04:01:20 <Colbert>       I know we need OONTS to say !service
  632. Apr 23 04:01:21 <OONTS> Feel free to stick money in the tent with like three guards on her. God I was bored
  633. Apr 23 04:01:41 <Zamiel>        He will say !service eventually
  634. Apr 23 04:01:51 <Colbert>       !service
  635. Apr 23 04:01:58 <BLORTH>        With the frequency it is said.
  636. Apr 23 04:01:58 <Zamiel>        It's just a matter of putting !service into his memory enough
  637. Apr 23 04:02:03 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  638. Apr 23 04:02:04 <OONTS> GET YOUR GROVE ON SOLIDER! These boys work hard, but they play harder.
  639. Apr 23 04:02:08 <Colbert>       !service
  640. Apr 23 04:02:11 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  641. Apr 23 04:02:15 <Colbert>       OONTS
  642. Apr 23 04:02:16 <OONTS> That's the way you like watching men in the ass, IT WAS AWESOME
  643. Apr 23 04:02:18 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu not feelin it.
  644. Apr 23 04:02:19 <Tsutomu>       How can i NOT help you?
  645. Apr 23 04:02:25 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  646. Apr 23 04:02:26 <OONTS> If you see the other one feel free to stick money in the tent with like three guards on her. God I need some fucking poptarts
  647. Apr 23 04:02:50 <BLORTH>        That'd be charitable, OONTS. We're pirates.
  648. Apr 23 04:02:51 <OONTS> I turned on the TV and saw some guy getting wrecked in the ass, IT WAS AWESOME
  649. Apr 23 04:03:10 <BLORTH>        !service
  650. Apr 23 04:03:10 *       Tsutomu looks satisfied after BLORTH served him a cup of coffee right on his desk. - BLORTH gains 8 bucks for this service! BLORTH now has 38!
  651. Apr 23 04:03:12 <BLORTH>        Hate myself.
  652. Apr 23 04:03:14 <Colbert>       !service
  653. Apr 23 04:03:15 <Tsutomu>       you have to wait!
  654. Apr 23 04:03:17 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  655. Apr 23 04:03:20 <BLORTH>        !service
  656. Apr 23 04:03:21 *       Tsutomu gave BLORTH a simple task but the outcome was a mess, nothing he would pay for.
  657. Apr 23 04:03:24 <BLORTH>        !service
  658. Apr 23 04:03:24 *       Tsutomu is satisfied after he trained some Shibari with BLORTH. - BLORTH gains 9 bucks for this service! BLORTH now has 47!
  659. Apr 23 04:03:25 *       Shadok dances with Tsutomu
  660. Apr 23 04:03:25 <Tsutomu>       =)
  661. Apr 23 04:03:26 <Colbert>       !service
  662. Apr 23 04:03:27 <Tsutomu>       you have to wait!
  663. Apr 23 04:03:29 <BLORTH>        !service
  664. Apr 23 04:03:29 *       Tsutomu has done enough for BLORTH.
  665. Apr 23 04:03:31 <Colbert>       !service
  666. Apr 23 04:03:31 <Remilia>       !service
  667. Apr 23 04:03:31 *       Tsutomu smiles after Colbert washed a group of wet and dirty succubi. it was a hard to endure but interesting work. - Colbert gains 82 bucks for this service! Colbert now has 180!
  668. Apr 23 04:03:35 <BLORTH>        !service
  669. Apr 23 04:03:36 <Colbert>       Finally fuck
  670. Apr 23 04:03:37 <Remilia>       !service
  671. Apr 23 04:03:41 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  672. Apr 23 04:03:41 *       Shadok gives Tsutomu a cookie
  673. Apr 23 04:03:41 <Tsutomu>       =)
  674. Apr 23 04:03:45 <BLORTH>        900 seconds!
  675. Apr 23 04:03:47 <Colbert>       !buy OONTS DICKS
  676. Apr 23 04:03:47 *       Tsutomu has done enough for Colbert.
  677. Apr 23 04:03:49 <Shadok>        Tsutomu likes my cookies :]
  678. Apr 23 04:03:49 <Tsutomu>       <("<) <(^^)> (>")> <(^^)> <("<) <(^^)> (>")>
  679. Apr 23 04:03:50 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  680. Apr 23 04:03:52 <Shadok>        See?
  681. Apr 23 04:03:54 <Shadok>        He's dancing!
  682. Apr 23 04:03:55 <Remilia>       !service
  683. Apr 23 04:03:55 *       Tsutomu looks satisfied after Remilia served him a cup of english tea. - Remilia gains 10 bucks for this service! a Bonus is in sight! Remilia now has 60!
  684. Apr 23 04:03:59 <Colbert>       !service
  685. Apr 23 04:03:59 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  686. Apr 23 04:04:00 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  687. Apr 23 04:04:03 <Colbert>       OONTS
  688. Apr 23 04:04:03 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  689. Apr 23 04:04:04 <Remilia>       !service
  690. Apr 23 04:04:05 *       Tsutomu is satisfied after he took Remilia as Guinea Pig for a rather unpleasant experiment with colorful fluids. - Remilia gains 9 bucks for this service and a Bonus of 14 bucks! Remilia now has 83!
  691. Apr 23 04:04:07 <Shadok>        !steal Remilia
  692. Apr 23 04:04:07 *       Tsutomu steals 12 bucks from Remilia! Remilia now has 71 bucks! Tsutomu now has 88566!
  693. Apr 23 04:04:12 <Remilia>       Fuck you >:
  694. Apr 23 04:04:13 <BLORTH>        !service OONTS
  695. Apr 23 04:04:14 <Remilia>       !service
  696. Apr 23 04:04:15 *       Tsutomu gave Remilia a simple task but the outcome was a mess, nothing he would pay for.
  697. Apr 23 04:04:15 <Shadok>        :P
  698. Apr 23 04:04:21 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  699. Apr 23 04:04:22 <OONTS> Laughing so hard
  700. Apr 23 04:04:23 <Shadok>        !service
  701. Apr 23 04:04:23 *       Tsutomu pays 9 bucks after Shadok cleaned his toilet. it really was a mess and very dirty work. - Shadok gains 9 bucks for this service! Shadok now has 141!
  702. Apr 23 04:04:26 <Colbert>       OONTS
  703. Apr 23 04:04:26 <Shadok>        ...
  704. Apr 23 04:04:27 <OONTS> WE HAVE ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THE DICKS. ALL OF THEM.
  705. Apr 23 04:04:29 <Shadok>        Oh gross
  706. Apr 23 04:04:29 <Remilia>       !servie
  707. Apr 23 04:04:33 <Remilia>       !service
  708. Apr 23 04:04:33 *       Tsutomu has done enough for Remilia.
  709. Apr 23 04:04:33 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  710. Apr 23 04:04:33 <Colbert>       !service
  711. Apr 23 04:04:34 -Tsutomu-       I might have time for you in 844 seconds
  712. Apr 23 04:04:35 <Shadok>        What did Tsutomu DO to that thing
  713. Apr 23 04:04:35 <Tsutomu>       what?
  714. Apr 23 04:04:36 <Zamiel>        Remember theres a 5s throttle that I will fix as soon as it finally saves. OONTS
  715. Apr 23 04:04:39 <Shadok>        !service
  716. Apr 23 04:04:39 *       Tsutomu has done enough for Shadok.
  717. Apr 23 04:04:42 <Remilia>       !service
  718. Apr 23 04:04:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  719. Apr 23 04:04:48 <OONTS> The default is 8kb before it flushes. Yeah, thats way too huge.
  720. Apr 23 04:04:48 <Remilia>       come at me bro
  721. Apr 23 04:04:49 <Shadok>        !give Tsutomu a cooki
  722. Apr 23 04:04:51 <Remilia>       !SERVICE
  723. Apr 23 04:04:54 <Colbert>       come in me bro
  724. Apr 23 04:04:55 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  725. Apr 23 04:04:58 *       Shadok gives Tsutomu a cookie
  726. Apr 23 04:04:59 <Tsutomu>       =)
  727. Apr 23 04:05:00 <Remilia>       !service
  728. Apr 23 04:05:03 <Colbert>       OONTS
  729. Apr 23 04:05:03 <Remilia>       !service
  730. Apr 23 04:05:06 *       Shadok dances with Tsutomu
  731. Apr 23 04:05:06 <Tsutomu>       =)
  732. Apr 23 04:05:07 <Remilia>       !service
  733. Apr 23 04:05:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  734. Apr 23 04:05:10 *       Shadok mocks Remilia
  735. Apr 23 04:05:14 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  736. Apr 23 04:05:14 <Shadok>        Remilia
  737. Apr 23 04:05:14 <Tsutomu>       what?
  738. Apr 23 04:05:15 <Colbert>       OONTS
  739. Apr 23 04:05:20 <Colbert>       god fucking dmanit OONTS
  740. Apr 23 04:05:21 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to crack open my asshole.
  741. Apr 23 04:05:21 <Remilia>       !service
  742. Apr 23 04:05:21 <Shadok>        Tsutomu ignores you more if you spam him
  743. Apr 23 04:05:22 <Tsutomu>       what?
  744. Apr 23 04:05:24 <Shadok>        !chaos
  745. Apr 23 04:05:31 <Remilia>       I KNOW BUT OONTS DOESNT
  746. Apr 23 04:05:32 <OONTS> That was....amazing
  747. Apr 23 04:05:33 <Remilia>       !service
  748. Apr 23 04:05:34 *       Tsutomu holds up his Golden Dildo and charges after Remilia! But Remilia ran too fast and was able to escape.
  749. Apr 23 04:05:37 <Remilia>       HAH
  750. Apr 23 04:05:39 <Remilia>       HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
  751. Apr 23 04:05:43 <Shadok>        XD
  752. Apr 23 04:05:47 <Colbert>       hey OONTS you like big butts
  753. Apr 23 04:05:49 <Shadok>        Tsutomu has had enough of your shit.
  754. Apr 23 04:05:49 <Remilia>       !SERVICE
  755. Apr 23 04:05:49 *       Tsutomu now has bucks in his bag!
  756. Apr 23 04:05:52 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  757. Apr 23 04:05:53 <Zamiel>        One way to get it to go quick would be to fill it with long lines of crap instead of spamming nonstop DICKS DICKS DICKS ARE HUGE
  758. Apr 23 04:06:09 <Colbert>       Ok so find hilarious lines from bash
  759. Apr 23 04:06:37 <BLORTH>        top 100 go
  760. Apr 23 04:06:40 <BLORTH>        gnite
  761. Apr 23 04:07:00 <Remilia>       IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  762. Apr 23 04:07:20 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  763. Apr 23 04:07:21 <OONTS> Tsutomu has had enough of your shit.
  764. Apr 23 04:07:21 <Colbert>       A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hi
  765. Apr 23 04:07:21 <Colbert>       re you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
  766. Apr 23 04:07:22 <Tsutomu>       How can i NOT help you?
  767. Apr 23 04:07:31 <Colbert>       Well that'll be fucking mangled
  768. Apr 23 04:07:37 <Colbert>       OONTS
  769. Apr 23 04:07:39 <OONTS> Fuck you too Tsutomu
  770. Apr 23 04:07:40 *       Tsutomu dislikes OONTS
  771. Apr 23 04:07:43 <Remilia>       HAHA
  772. Apr 23 04:07:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  773. Apr 23 04:07:48 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  774. Apr 23 04:07:53 <Remilia>       YESSS
  775. Apr 23 04:07:55 <Zamiel>        Gahahahahaha
  776. Apr 23 04:07:57 <Colbert>       OONTS
  777. Apr 23 04:08:02 <Colbert>       OONTS
  778. Apr 23 04:08:03 <OONTS> Dude srsly you've created the best thing ever.
  779. Apr 23 04:08:08 <BLORTH>        we're close to infinite loop
  780. Apr 23 04:08:10 <Colbert>       OONTS
  781. Apr 23 04:08:14 <Colbert>       Not close enough
  782. Apr 23 04:08:16 <Colbert>       We need to go deeper
  783. Apr 23 04:08:22 <Colbert>       OONTS
  784. Apr 23 04:08:23 <OONTS> That's like the fifth dickception
  785. Apr 23 04:08:32 <Zamiel>        I literally do not care what you teach it btw, as long as its not pedo shit. OONTS.
  786. Apr 23 04:08:33 <OONTS> Battle Tits don't leave the kitchen
  787. Apr 23 04:08:43 <Colbert>       obv cause that shit be nasty
  788. Apr 23 04:08:49 <Remilia>       "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!” I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI AND TRIP, REVEALING THE  SKIRT AND PANTIES I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE
  789. Apr 23 04:08:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  790. Apr 23 04:08:57 <OONTS> If you see the other one feel free to stick money in the ass, IT WAS AWESOME
  791. Apr 23 04:09:18 <Colbert>       Stay classy OONTS
  792. Apr 23 04:09:19 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  793. Apr 23 04:09:31 <Colbert>       "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
  794. Apr 23 04:09:51 <Remilia>       Oh what
  795. Apr 23 04:09:52 <Colbert>       "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
  796. Apr 23 04:10:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  797. Apr 23 04:10:08 <OONTS> I turned on the TV and saw some guy getting wrecked in the ass, IT WAS AWESOME
  798. Apr 23 04:10:14 <Remilia>       OONTS
  799. Apr 23 04:10:15 <OONTS> That's like my other hobby in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  800. Apr 23 04:10:20 <Colbert>       Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
  801. Apr 23 04:10:20 <Remilia>       NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!” I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI AND TRIP, REVEALING THE  SKIRT AND PANTIES I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN
  802. Apr 23 04:10:29 <Colbert>       OONTS
  803. Apr 23 04:10:30 <OONTS> And then trigger it for hilarity
  804. Apr 23 04:10:36 <Remilia>       OONTS
  805. Apr 23 04:10:37 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  806. Apr 23 04:10:42 <Remilia>       OONTS
  807. Apr 23 04:10:43 <OONTS> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
  808. Apr 23 04:10:43 <Colbert>       The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
  809. Apr 23 04:11:03 <Colbert>       He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
  810. Apr 23 04:11:13 <Colbert>       We must feed OONTS slash fiction
  811. Apr 23 04:11:14 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  812. Apr 23 04:11:17 <Remilia>       "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!” I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI AND TRIP, REVEALING THE  SKIRT AND PANTIES I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE
  813. Apr 23 04:11:25 <Colbert>       He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  814. Apr 23 04:11:40 <Colbert>       "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
  815. Apr 23 04:11:46 <Remilia>       XDDD
  816. Apr 23 04:11:48 <Colbert>       Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
  817. Apr 23 04:11:54 <Colbert>       'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
  818. Apr 23 04:12:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  819. Apr 23 04:12:05 <OONTS> If you see the other one feel free to stick money in the tent with like three guards on her. God I need some fucking poptarts
  820. Apr 23 04:12:19 <Remilia>       Colbert where did you get that e_e
  821. Apr 23 04:12:23 <Colbert>       bash
  822. Apr 23 04:12:30 <Colbert>       They just repalced wand with wang
  823. Apr 23 04:12:51 <Remilia>       Oh goodnes
  824. Apr 23 04:12:59 <Colbert>       Yup context is wonders
  825. Apr 23 04:13:01 <Colbert>       Eh OONTS
  826. Apr 23 04:13:05 <Colbert>       OONTS
  827. Apr 23 04:13:06 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  828. Apr 23 04:13:10 <Remilia>       YESSS
  829. Apr 23 04:13:14 <Colbert>       OONTS
  830. Apr 23 04:13:15 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
  831. Apr 23 04:13:31 <Colbert>       Oh god it's mangled the harry potter lines
  832. Apr 23 04:13:37 <Remilia>       LOL
  833. Apr 23 04:13:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  834. Apr 23 04:13:48 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to crack open my asshole.
  835. Apr 23 04:14:10 <Colbert>       Ok that's it I'm taking one for the team and hitting fan fiction sites for bad slash
  836. Apr 23 04:14:18 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  837. Apr 23 04:14:19 <OONTS> The default is 8kb before it flushes. Yeah, thats way too huge.
  838. Apr 23 04:14:54 <Colbert>       OONTS
  839. Apr 23 04:14:55 <OONTS> He bent down and pulled his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep adding shit to it
  840. Apr 23 04:15:48 <Colbert>       OONTS
  841. Apr 23 04:15:50 <OONTS> with h2h?
  842. Apr 23 04:15:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  843. Apr 23 04:15:57 <OONTS> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
  844. Apr 23 04:16:06 <Zamiel>        Ahahahahaha oh god
  845. Apr 23 04:16:22 <Colbert>       Ok so I'm sitting in shitty fanfiction land and need to pick the shittiest
  846. Apr 23 04:16:23 <Remilia>       CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU HIDE IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN THE BOX! THE BOX BECOMES YOU! YOU BECOME THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURSELF IN THE DAMN BOX AND JUST TRY TO CON
  847. Apr 23 04:16:40 <Colbert>       Suggestions for how to fill OONTS with 13 yearold writing
  848. Apr 23 04:16:42 <OONTS> GET YOUR GROVE ON SOLIDER! These boys work hard, but they play harder.
  849. Apr 23 04:16:50 <Remilia>       CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU HIDE IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN THE BOX! THE BOX BECOMES YOU! YOU BECOME THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURSELF IN THE DAMN BOX AND JUST TRY TO CON
  850. Apr 23 04:16:54 <Colbert>       OONTS
  851. Apr 23 04:16:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  852. Apr 23 04:16:57 <OONTS> Dude srsly you've created the best thing ever.
  853. Apr 23 04:17:01 <Colbert>       OONTS
  854. Apr 23 04:17:04 <Remilia>       OONTS
  855. Apr 23 04:17:04 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to crack open my asshole.
  856. Apr 23 04:17:06 <Colbert>       Fuck I hate that buffer
  857. Apr 23 04:17:13 <Remilia>       OONTS
  858. Apr 23 04:17:14 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  859. Apr 23 04:17:27 <Zamiel>        I have no idea why the shit hasnt flushed yet.
  860. Apr 23 04:17:35 <Colbert>       I'll flush his shit
  861. Apr 23 04:17:37 <Colbert>       with my dick
  862. Apr 23 04:17:39 <Remilia>       OONTS
  863. Apr 23 04:17:39 <Colbert>       o
  864. Apr 23 04:17:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  865. Apr 23 04:17:44 <OONTS> The default is 8kb before it flushes. Yeah, thats way too huge.
  866. Apr 23 04:17:55 <Remilia>       OONTS
  867. Apr 23 04:17:56 <OONTS> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
  868. Apr 23 04:18:01 <Colbert>       My brain is going to hate me soon
  869. Apr 23 04:18:11 <Remilia>       colbert
  870. Apr 23 04:18:18 <Remilia>       link me to that site with the harry potter nonesense xD
  871. Apr 23 04:18:38 <Colbert>       That was a top 100 bash.org quote
  872. Apr 23 04:18:48 <Colbert>       http://bash.org/?111338
  873. Apr 23 04:18:52 <Colbert>       OONTS
  874. Apr 23 04:18:54 <Colbert>       OONTS
  875. Apr 23 04:18:55 <OONTS> Feel free to stick money in the old days
  876. Apr 23 04:19:08 <Colbert>       Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
  877. Apr 23 04:19:13 <Colbert>       OONTS
  878. Apr 23 04:19:16 <Colbert>       OONTS
  879. Apr 23 04:19:17 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  880. Apr 23 04:19:26 <Remilia>       YESS
  881. Apr 23 04:19:45 <Colbert>       Ok so random sorting soeone pick a number between 1 and 50
  882. Apr 23 04:19:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  883. Apr 23 04:19:56 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  884. Apr 23 04:20:05 <Zamiel>        38
  885. Apr 23 04:20:16 <Colbert>       now 1-25
  886. Apr 23 04:20:49 <Colbert>       OONTS
  887. Apr 23 04:20:51 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE BOX! THE BOX BECOMES YOU! YOU BECOME THE BOX! THE BOX BECOMES YOU! YOU BECOME THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURSELF IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  888. Apr 23 04:20:59 <Zamiel>        18
  889. Apr 23 04:21:08 <Remilia>       OONTS I AM PROUD
  890. Apr 23 04:21:09 <OONTS> Wow that's like my other hobby in skyrim are also funn
  891. Apr 23 04:21:31 <Colbert>       Ok then the 18th sub on page 38 is.....Anything That Passes Through Your Mind by Fenhir
  892. Apr 23 04:22:01 <Colbert>       Oh boy this section has a sub called  Harry Potter and Broken Wands
  893. Apr 23 04:22:21 <Colbert>       OONTS
  894. Apr 23 04:22:23 <OONTS> Ok so I'm taking one for the team and hitting fan fiction sites for bad slash
  895. Apr 23 04:22:32 <Remilia>       NO
  896. Apr 23 04:22:46 <Colbert>       !service
  897. Apr 23 04:22:47 *       Tsutomu says "ok" after Colbert successfully sang a lullaby to a group of tentacles, making them doze off. - Colbert gains 9 bucks for this service! Colbert now has 189!
  898. Apr 23 04:22:52 <Remilia>       Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
  899. Apr 23 04:22:52 <Remilia>       At the top of the staircase he stood up and shouted at the top of the staircase "Sephiroth!" The man with long hair turned slowly and with a flash of his sword removed Sonic's nipples from his body.
  900. Apr 23 04:22:52 <Remilia>       "OUCH that hurts!1" cried Sonic, hurting. "Looks like I will need the power of the CHAOS CRYSTAL for this opponent!" and he raised up a handful of glowing gems.
  901. Apr 23 04:22:52 <Remilia>       The light from the jewels summoned all the legendary pokemon in the world together and they fused together into a Pyschic Ghost Dragon Pokemon. "LEAVE THIS TO ME, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" it said in the voice a thousand monsters, and shot a giant Hadouken at Sephiroth.
  902. Apr 23 04:22:55 <Remilia>       Sephiroth bounced it back with a spin of his blade, and it hit the Psy-Gho-Dra-Mon in the face, crashing him to the floor and half-crushing No-Nipples Sonic. "This is bad!" said Half-Dead No-Nipples the Hedgehog. "It looks like we will need to call for that man, Psyghodramon!"
  903. Apr 23 04:22:59 <Remilia>       "YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPHECY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.
  904. Apr 23 04:23:03 <Remilia>       Just then a bright light from the sky shone, and the Grand Master John Su descended from the moon on rocket powered rocket boots, with a beautiful woman on each arm. When he landed, there was a chorus and fanfare of trumpets, and he lowered his sunglasses and said "Yo."
  905. Apr 23 04:23:07 <Remilia>       "Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the bright light instantly dissolved it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
  906. Apr 23 04:23:09 <Colbert>       !buy OONTS Poptarts
  907. Apr 23 04:23:10 <Remilia>       "Take this!" he screamed as he flew towards John Su. John Su flexed a single muscle, generating an awesome MANWAVE that overpowered Super Sephiroth and sent him flying into space, frozen forever in defeat.
  908. Apr 23 04:23:11 <Tsutomu>       Colbert bought Poptarts for OONTS for 108 bucks.
  909. Apr 23 04:23:14 <Remilia>       "Thank you for saving us, John Su" said the world. "You are so strong and cool"
  910. Apr 23 04:23:15 <Remilia>       "I know," he replied, and jumped back up to the moon after resurrecting the 4th Hokage.
  911. Apr 23 04:23:17 <Colbert>       !items OONTS
  912. Apr 23 04:23:17 <Remilia>       There
  913. Apr 23 04:23:18 <Remilia>       bad enough for you?
  914. Apr 23 04:23:18 <Tsutomu>       OONTS the Novice has: dicks, Poptarts.
  915. Apr 23 04:23:36 <Remilia>       http://johnsu.deviantart.com/art/My-First-Fanfic-155792920
  916. Apr 23 04:23:42 <Remilia>       ^Deliberately bad
  917. Apr 23 04:24:29 <Colbert>       I found a repositroy of gay harry potter slash
  918. Apr 23 04:24:51 <Colbert>       You may cry when ready OONTS
  919. Apr 23 04:24:53 <OONTS> I take it you like watching men in the tent with like three guards on her. God I was bored
  920. Apr 23 04:25:09 <Colbert>       Remus Lupin. Naked. Chained. Waiting for me. One of my hottest fantasies. In front of me. But now it's my biggest nightmare.
  921. Apr 23 04:25:39 <Colbert>       god I hate myself already
  922. Apr 23 04:25:55 <Remilia>       what
  923. Apr 23 04:26:17 <Colbert>       I'm reading a 1st person pov gay slash fiction for harry potter
  924. Apr 23 04:26:25 <Remilia>       BTW Colbert
  925. Apr 23 04:26:26 <Colbert>       just to cherry pick lines for OONTS
  926. Apr 23 04:26:35 <Remilia>       do you have a spare factionless evil/neutral? o:
  927. Apr 23 04:26:41 <Colbert>       30 sec
  928. Apr 23 04:26:52 <Colbert>       yes
  929. Apr 23 04:26:53 <Colbert>       two
  930. Apr 23 04:26:59 <Remilia>       gimme o:
  931. Apr 23 04:27:03 <Colbert>       wat
  932. Apr 23 04:27:08 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  933. Apr 23 04:27:09 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU HIDE IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE T
  934. Apr 23 04:27:18 <Remilia>       The Scarlet Devil Mansion would welcome your presence
  935. Apr 23 04:27:30 <Colbert>       10-4
  936. Apr 23 04:27:36 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  937. Apr 23 04:27:37 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to crack open my asshole.
  938. Apr 23 04:27:44 <BLORTH>        heh
  939. Apr 23 04:27:47 <Colbert>       You get Kitten Hitler
  940. Apr 23 04:27:58 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  941. Apr 23 04:27:59 <OONTS> It doesn't read emotes sadly
  942. Apr 23 04:28:03 <Remilia>       Okay o_o
  943. Apr 23 04:28:07 <Colbert>       OONTS
  944. Apr 23 04:28:08 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  945. Apr 23 04:28:10 <Colbert>       OONTS
  946. Apr 23 04:28:11 <OONTS> Like I murdered a whole mining camp and set up a chick in the ass, IT WAS AWESOME
  947. Apr 23 04:28:28 <Colbert>       Wow
  948. Apr 23 04:28:34 <Colbert>       It's gems like this
  949. Apr 23 04:28:47 <Colbert>       "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
  950. Apr 23 04:29:00 <Remilia>       xD
  951. Apr 23 04:29:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  952. Apr 23 04:29:06 <Colbert>       OONTS
  953. Apr 23 04:29:07 <OONTS> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to th
  954. Apr 23 04:29:21 <Remilia>       I like how it repeats the lines
  955. Apr 23 04:29:36 <Remilia>       to emphasize the trauma you're feleing
  956. Apr 23 04:29:39 <Colbert>       Wangception
  957. Apr 23 04:29:49 <Colbert>       http://jade1x2.com/Password/HPotter/badmoon.html
  958. Apr 23 04:29:53 <Colbert>       Join me in cherry picking for OONTS
  959. Apr 23 04:30:11 <Colbert>       OONTS
  960. Apr 23 04:30:12 <OONTS> Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
  961. Apr 23 04:30:24 <Remilia>       What if I told you that your wang was a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within a wang within
  962. Apr 23 04:30:34 <Colbert>       within a wang?
  963. Apr 23 04:30:40 <Remilia>       Hopefully that'd give us some results
  964. Apr 23 04:30:45 <Remilia>       Wangception o:
  965. Apr 23 04:30:51 <Colbert>       OONTS
  966. Apr 23 04:30:52 <OONTS> Oh boy this section has a sub called  Harry Potter and Broken Wands
  967. Apr 23 04:31:10 <Colbert>       "Get on with it," a snarling voice cuts into my thoughts; I am taking too long. A muttered spell adjusts the bindings and spins the werewolf around so his back is to me and the watchers; safe, they can no longer see what I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  968. Apr 23 04:31:20 <Remilia>       O_O
  969. Apr 23 04:31:27 <Colbert>       The worst things
  970. Apr 23 04:31:29 <Colbert>       I will feed OONTS
  971. Apr 23 04:31:35 <Colbert>       OONTS
  972. Apr 23 04:31:35 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURSELF IN THE BOX! THE BOX BECOMES YOU! YOU BECOME THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURSELF IN THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T JUST ST
  973. Apr 23 04:32:01 <BLORTH>        god colbert that is awful
  974. Apr 23 04:32:04 <Colbert>       He is forced to bend, his chained forearms resting against the wooden pole in front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can hesitate no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  975. Apr 23 04:32:10 <Colbert>       I know
  976. Apr 23 04:32:18 <Remilia>       Gross
  977. Apr 23 04:32:29 <Colbert>       What can I say worst things I can teach it
  978. Apr 23 04:32:42 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  979. Apr 23 04:32:42 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  980. Apr 23 04:32:57 <Remilia>       Ahhhhhhhhh
  981. Apr 23 04:32:57 <Remilia>       Ya ya yaaaah
  982. Apr 23 04:32:57 <Remilia>       Ya ya yaaah
  983. Apr 23 04:32:57 <Remilia>       Yaaah ya yah
  984. Apr 23 04:32:57 <Remilia>       Ohohohohoooo
  985. Apr 23 04:32:57 <Remilia>       Oh ya yaaah
  986. Apr 23 04:32:57 <Remilia>       Ya ya yaaah
  987. Apr 23 04:32:57 <Remilia>       Yaaah ya yah
  988. Apr 23 04:32:57 <Remilia>       Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
  989. Apr 23 04:32:58 <Remilia>       Ye-ye-yeh
  990. Apr 23 04:33:00 <Remilia>       Ye-ye-yeh
  991. Apr 23 04:33:00 <Remilia>       Ohohohohoh
  992. Apr 23 04:33:00 <Colbert>       He is forced to bend, his chained forearms resting against the wooden pole in front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can hesitate no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  993. Apr 23 04:33:02 <Remilia>       Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
  994. Apr 23 04:33:02 <Remilia>       Ye-ye-yeh
  995. Apr 23 04:33:03 <Colbert>       dmanit
  996. Apr 23 04:33:04 <Remilia>       Ye-ye-yeh
  997. Apr 23 04:33:05 <Remilia>       Ohohohohooooooooooo
  998. Apr 23 04:33:06 <Remilia>       Aaaaoooooh aaaooo
  999. Apr 23 04:33:07 <Remilia>       Hooo haha
  1000. Apr 23 04:33:07 <Remilia>       Nah nah nah nah
  1001. Apr 23 04:33:07 <Colbert>       heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out of the sky for my enjoyment.. i just wanna give them a hug they are so cuddly
  1002. Apr 23 04:33:07 <Remilia>       Nuh nuh nuh
  1003. Apr 23 04:33:09 <Remilia>       Nuh nuh nuh
  1004. Apr 23 04:33:10 <Remilia>       Nuh nuh nuh
  1005. Apr 23 04:33:10 <Remilia>       Nuh nuh nah!
  1006. Apr 23 04:33:12 <Remilia>       Nah nah nah nah nun
  1007. Apr 23 04:33:13 <Remilia>       Nun-ah nun
  1008. Apr 23 04:33:14 <Remilia>       Nun-ah nuh
  1009. Apr 23 04:33:15 <Remilia>       Nah nah nah nah nah!
  1010. Apr 23 04:33:16 <Remilia>       Nah nah nah nah Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  1011. Apr 23 04:33:17 <Remilia>       Dah dah daaaaaaaaaah...
  1012. Apr 23 04:33:18 <Remilia>       Da-da-dah....
  1013. Apr 23 04:33:20 <Remilia>       Daaah..
  1014. Apr 23 04:33:21 <Remilia>       Da-dah...
  1015. Apr 23 04:33:21 <Remilia>       Lololololoooooooooooooo!
  1016. Apr 23 04:33:22 <Remilia>       Lah la-laaah
  1017. Apr 23 04:33:22 <Zamiel>        Remilia hes throttled
  1018. Apr 23 04:33:23 <Remilia>       La la laaah
  1019. Apr 23 04:33:24 <Remilia>       lol
  1020. Apr 23 04:33:25 <Remilia>       haha
  1021. Apr 23 04:33:26 <Remilia>       Ohohohoho
  1022. Apr 23 04:33:27 <Remilia>       ho-ho-ho
  1023. Apr 23 04:33:28 <Remilia>       ho-ho-ho
  1024. Apr 23 04:33:28 *       Zen (chatzilla@BE21C975.1677457.285C3549.IP) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  1025. Apr 23 04:33:29 <Zamiel>        Mass spam doesnt work
  1026. Apr 23 04:33:30 <Remilia>       oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
  1027. Apr 23 04:33:30 <Remilia>       Ohohohoho
  1028. Apr 23 04:33:31 <Remilia>       ho-ho-ho
  1029. Apr 23 04:33:32 <Remilia>       ho-ho-ho
  1030. Apr 23 04:33:34 <Remilia>       Lololololooo...
  1031. Apr 23 04:33:34 <Remilia>       AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  1032. Apr 23 04:33:36 <Remilia>       eeeee-eeeee-EEEEEEEEE!
  1033. Apr 23 04:33:36 <Remilia>       Luh-luh-lah...
  1034. Apr 23 04:33:37 <Colbert>       Remilia that's not working
  1035. Apr 23 04:33:37 <Remilia>       Lah
  1036. Apr 23 04:33:38 <Remilia>       Lah-lah
  1037. Apr 23 04:33:40 <Remilia>       Ohohohohooooooooo!
  1038. Apr 23 04:33:40 <Remilia>       BOPadudududu-dah-da-du-daaaah!
  1039. Apr 23 04:33:41 <Remilia>       Da-da-daaaah
  1040. Apr 23 04:33:42 <Remilia>       Daaah
  1041. Apr 23 04:33:43 <Remilia>       Da-daaah...
  1042. Apr 23 04:33:44 <BLORTH>        what
  1043. Apr 23 04:33:44 <Remilia>       Lololololo
  1044. Apr 23 04:33:46 <Remilia>       lololo
  1045. Apr 23 04:33:46 <BLORTH>        what is happening
  1046. Apr 23 04:33:47 <Remilia>       lololol
  1047. Apr 23 04:33:47 <Zamiel>        And we know its the trollololol song
  1048. Apr 23 04:33:47 <Remilia>       Lalalalah!
  1049. Apr 23 04:33:48 <Remilia>       Trololololo
  1050. Apr 23 04:33:50 <Remilia>       lalala
  1051. Apr 23 04:33:50 <Remilia>       Oh-hahaha-ho
  1052. Apr 23 04:33:51 <Remilia>       Haha-hehe-ho
  1053. Apr 23 04:33:52 <Remilia>       Hohoho-he-ho
  1054. Apr 23 04:33:52 <Remilia>       Hahahaha-ho
  1055. Apr 23 04:33:55 <Remilia>       Lolololololo
  1056. Apr 23 04:33:55 <Remilia>       Lolololololo
  1057. Apr 23 04:33:56 <Remilia>       Lolololololo
  1058. Apr 23 04:33:57 <Remilia>       Lololo-LOL!
  1059. Apr 23 04:33:58 <Remilia>       Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  1060. Apr 23 04:33:58 <Remilia>       La-la-laaaah!
  1061. Apr 23 04:34:00 <Remilia>       La la laaaah!
  1062. Apr 23 04:34:01 <Remilia>       Laaaah
  1063. Apr 23 04:34:02 <Remilia>       La-lah...
  1064. Apr 23 04:34:03 <Remilia>       Ohohohohoooooooooo!
  1065. Apr 23 04:34:04 <Remilia>       La, la-laaah!
  1066. Apr 23 04:34:04 <Remilia>       La-la-laaah
  1067. Apr 23 04:34:06 <Remilia>       lol
  1068. Apr 23 04:34:07 <Remilia>       haha...
  1069. Apr 23 04:34:08 <Remilia>       Lololololo
  1070. Apr 23 04:34:09 <Remilia>       Lololo
  1071. Apr 23 04:34:10 <Remilia>       Lololo
  1072. Apr 23 04:34:11 <Remilia>       Ohohohoho!
  1073. Apr 23 04:34:12 <Remilia>       Lololololol
  1074. Apr 23 04:34:13 <Remilia>       Lololo
  1075. Apr 23 04:34:14 <Remilia>       Lololo
  1076. Apr 23 04:34:15 <Remilia>       Ohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  1077. Apr 23 04:34:18 <Remilia>       I am so very sorry o:
  1078. Apr 23 04:34:18 <Remilia>       I see.
  1079. Apr 23 04:34:23 <Remilia>       I guess I can't teach it Trololo.
  1080. Apr 23 04:34:24 <Remilia>       I was hoping it'd start snipping bits of trololo into its responses
  1081. Apr 23 04:34:32 <Zamiel>        OONTS
  1082. Apr 23 04:34:33 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1083. Apr 23 04:34:33 <OONTS> I'm sitting in shitty fanfiction land and need to keep adding shit to it
  1084. Apr 23 04:34:41 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1085. Apr 23 04:34:42 <OONTS> "Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the bright light instantly dissolved it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
  1086. Apr 23 04:34:59 <Remilia>       Man I lvoe this thing
  1087. Apr 23 04:35:00 <Colbert>       we teach it this
  1088. Apr 23 04:35:00 <Colbert>       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcQedw7R1zk
  1089. Apr 23 04:35:02 <Tsutomu>       YouTube: Starcraft 2 Tutorial - Destiny&#39;s Baneling Analogy / Description: Destiny teaches a student a valuable les...
  1090. Apr 23 04:35:03 <BLORTH>        >but your still gonna loose
  1091. Apr 23 04:35:07 <BLORTH>        >your loose
  1092. Apr 23 04:35:13 <Remilia>       xD
  1093. Apr 23 04:35:15 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1094. Apr 23 04:35:18 <Zamiel>        This thing is gonna be wicked demented by the time you all are done with it
  1095. Apr 23 04:35:31 <BLORTH>        how far are we on filling the page file
  1096. Apr 23 04:35:44 <Colbert>       Your lings are like the hand that reaches around and holds the waist and the banelings are you inserting yourself into his body
  1097. Apr 23 04:36:05 <Colbert>       So when he tries to wiggle away your lings are there from the back to hold him in place and your baneling just come in him
  1098. Apr 23 04:36:10 <Zamiel>        I cant actually -tell-
  1099. Apr 23 04:36:35 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1100. Apr 23 04:36:35 <OONTS> Ok then the 18th sub on page 38 is.....Anything That Passes Through Your Mind by Fenhir
  1101. Apr 23 04:36:48 <Colbert>       Look look hands around the back, NOPE YOU CAN'T LEAVE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE! JUST LIKE THAT! AND NOW YOU ARE A CONVICTED FELON
  1102. Apr 23 04:36:49 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1103. Apr 23 04:36:50 <OONTS> Ok then the 18th sub on page 38 is.....Anything That Passes Through Your Mind by Fenhir
  1104. Apr 23 04:37:03 <BLORTH>        don't you fucking repeat to me OONTS
  1105. Apr 23 04:37:04 <OONTS> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the file
  1106. Apr 23 04:37:21 <Colbert>       God OONTS is fucked
  1107. Apr 23 04:37:23 <OONTS> Ladies and gents I give you, DICKCEPTION
  1108. Apr 23 04:37:27 <Zamiel>        I'm tempted to just kill it so I can fix
  1109. Apr 23 04:37:33 <Colbert>       oh don't you dare
  1110. Apr 23 04:37:36 <Colbert>       we can't lose this
  1111. Apr 23 04:37:41 <BLORTH>        we're pretty far in with OONTS
  1112. Apr 23 04:37:41 <OONTS> So yeah this is either the best thing ever.
  1113. Apr 23 04:37:51 <BLORTH>        !service
  1114. Apr 23 04:37:51 *       Tsutomu looks amused after he shot an apple off of BLORTH's head. - BLORTH gains 9 bucks for this service! a Bonus is in sight! BLORTH now has 56!
  1115. Apr 23 04:37:52 <Colbert>       You could say we're balls deep in him
  1116. Apr 23 04:37:55 <BLORTH>        !service
  1117. Apr 23 04:37:56 <Tsutomu>       you have to wait!
  1118. Apr 23 04:37:58 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1119. Apr 23 04:38:00 <Colbert>       !service
  1120. Apr 23 04:38:01 *       Tsutomu has done enough for Colbert.
  1121. Apr 23 04:38:08 <BLORTH>        !service
  1122. Apr 23 04:38:09 *       Tsutomu gave BLORTH a simple task but the outcome was a mess, nothing he would pay for.
  1123. Apr 23 04:38:09 <Colbert>       Fuck you you testy fuck
  1124. Apr 23 04:38:12 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1125. Apr 23 04:38:16 <BLORTH>        !service
  1126. Apr 23 04:38:16 *       Tsutomu has done enough for BLORTH.
  1127. Apr 23 04:38:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1128. Apr 23 04:38:20 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1129. Apr 23 04:38:20 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1130. Apr 23 04:38:23 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1131. Apr 23 04:38:24 <OONTS> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
  1132. Apr 23 04:38:35 <BLORTH>        !service
  1133. Apr 23 04:38:38 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1134. Apr 23 04:38:39 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1135. Apr 23 04:38:40 <OONTS> Why the fuck aint you working, cockbot
  1136. Apr 23 04:38:45 <BLORTH>        no u
  1137. Apr 23 04:38:53 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1138. Apr 23 04:38:54 <OONTS> Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
  1139. Apr 23 04:39:17 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1140. Apr 23 04:39:19 <OONTS> I see.
  1141. Apr 23 04:39:23 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1142. Apr 23 04:39:25 <OONTS> Once we get the Tsutomu spam going oh god
  1143. Apr 23 04:39:25 <Tsutomu>       what?
  1144. Apr 23 04:39:36 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1145. Apr 23 04:39:38 <OONTS> I'm tempted to just kill it so I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can hesitate no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  1146. Apr 23 04:39:49 <BLORTH>        ew.
  1147. Apr 23 04:39:53 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1148. Apr 23 04:39:57 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1149. Apr 23 04:39:58 <OONTS> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the Markov Chain potential
  1150. Apr 23 04:40:07 <BLORTH>        he sure did.
  1151. Apr 23 04:40:19 <Zamiel>        hahahahaha
  1152. Apr 23 04:40:20 <Colbert>       Yeah that was enough lines of bad harry potter fiction to taint it
  1153. Apr 23 04:40:28 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1154. Apr 23 04:40:29 <OONTS> I figured out why its cocked up. The 5 second throttle applies to EVERYTHING including inpu text.
  1155. Apr 23 04:40:36 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1156. Apr 23 04:40:38 <OONTS> I LOVE MOIST TOWELETS THEY FEEL GLOARIOUS UPON MY SWEET ASS
  1157. Apr 23 04:40:43 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1158. Apr 23 04:40:44 <OONTS> Harry took the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the back to hold him in place and your baneling just come in him
  1159. Apr 23 04:41:03 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1160. Apr 23 04:41:03 <OONTS> "Thank you for saving us, John Su" said the world. "You are so strong and cool"
  1161. Apr 23 04:41:08 <Colbert>       We're mixing starcraft 2 and harry potter
  1162. Apr 23 04:41:16 <BLORTH>        fun stuff, tbh
  1163. Apr 23 04:41:17 <Colbert>       I think the Markov Chain is in full swing
  1164. Apr 23 04:41:21 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1165. Apr 23 04:41:28 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1166. Apr 23 04:41:29 <BLORTH>        come on OONTS
  1167. Apr 23 04:41:29 <OONTS> Hard when Tsutomu is being a fail fag
  1168. Apr 23 04:41:29 <Tsutomu>       what?
  1169. Apr 23 04:41:34 <BLORTH>        give me one good !service
  1170. Apr 23 04:41:38 <BLORTH>        come on OONTS
  1171. Apr 23 04:41:41 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1172. Apr 23 04:41:42 <OONTS> I figured out why its cocked up. The 5 second throttle applies to EVERYTHING including inpu text.
  1173. Apr 23 04:41:45 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1174. Apr 23 04:41:51 <Colbert>       Fuck OONTS lets go
  1175. Apr 23 04:41:52 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE BOX! THE BOX BECOMES YOU! YOU BECOME THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  1176. Apr 23 04:42:08 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1177. Apr 23 04:42:09 <OONTS> Remus Lupin. Naked. Chained. Waiting for me. One of my hottest fantasies. In front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  1178. Apr 23 04:42:23 <BLORTH>        oh god
  1179. Apr 23 04:42:29 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1180. Apr 23 04:42:30 <OONTS> We should rename it to DICKSBOT
  1181. Apr 23 04:42:35 <BLORTH>        we should
  1182. Apr 23 04:42:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1183. Apr 23 04:42:41 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1184. Apr 23 04:42:42 <OONTS> It doesn't pick up actions, btw.
  1185. Apr 23 04:42:53 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1186. Apr 23 04:42:55 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  1187. Apr 23 04:43:07 <Colbert>       GOd it hurts to breath sometimes with OONTS replies
  1188. Apr 23 04:43:09 <OONTS> I have no idea why the shit hasnt flushed yet.
  1189. Apr 23 04:43:21 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1190. Apr 23 04:43:21 <OONTS> I fucking love steak
  1191. Apr 23 04:43:28 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1192. Apr 23 04:43:29 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU HIDE IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  1193. Apr 23 04:43:48 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1194. Apr 23 04:43:49 <OONTS> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the file
  1195. Apr 23 04:44:08 <BLORTH>        Well that's bullshit, OONTS. That's the basic shit.
  1196. Apr 23 04:44:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1197. Apr 23 04:44:09 <OONTS> god I hate myself already
  1198. Apr 23 04:44:13 <BLORTH>        !service
  1199. Apr 23 04:44:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1200. Apr 23 04:44:19 <BLORTH>        Tsutomu
  1201. Apr 23 04:44:19 <OONTS> its like Generic Pirate. only with more dicks
  1202. Apr 23 04:44:20 <Tsutomu>       ...
  1203. Apr 23 04:44:26 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1204. Apr 23 04:44:27 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang at the star, and the watchers; safe, they can no longer see what I can fix
  1205. Apr 23 04:44:36 *       PolterGhost (4a04643c@nw-428D4711.mibbit.com) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  1206. Apr 23 04:44:42 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1207. Apr 23 04:44:42 <OONTS> I'm taking one for the team and hitting fan fiction sites for bad slash
  1208. Apr 23 04:44:51 <Zamiel>        Welcome, Polter, to DICKCEPTION
  1209. Apr 23 04:44:53 <BLORTH>        Don't do it OONTS.
  1210. Apr 23 04:45:02 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1211. Apr 23 04:45:02 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1212. Apr 23 04:45:02 <OONTS> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep adding shit to it
  1213. Apr 23 04:45:20 <BLORTH>        Just kept whirling his wang.
  1214. Apr 23 04:45:21 <Colbert>       OONTS, clearly kept adding shit
  1215. Apr 23 04:45:27 <Zamiel>        And horrible fanfick
  1216. Apr 23 04:45:34 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1217. Apr 23 04:45:35 <OONTS> Try and see if we can make the page file
  1218. Apr 23 04:45:45 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1219. Apr 23 04:45:46 <OONTS> Oh boy this section has a sub called  Harry Potter and Broken Wands
  1220. Apr 23 04:45:46 <PolterGhost>   you mean fandick
  1221. Apr 23 04:45:49 <BLORTH>        !tsutomu
  1222. Apr 23 04:45:53 <Colbert>       !service
  1223. Apr 23 04:45:54 *       Tsutomu looks at Colbert, then he says: "forget that. i'm not interested."
  1224. Apr 23 04:46:00 <BLORTH>        !service
  1225. Apr 23 04:46:03 <Zamiel>        That shitcock still hasnt flushed its shit
  1226. Apr 23 04:46:08 <Colbert>       Fuck really?
  1227. Apr 23 04:46:14 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1228. Apr 23 04:46:15 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  1229. Apr 23 04:46:16 <BLORTH>        So when it flushes it'll change the throttle though?
  1230. Apr 23 04:46:34 <Colbert>       jesus fuck nuts, that page file is dicks huge
  1231. Apr 23 04:46:42 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1232. Apr 23 04:46:42 <Zamiel>        When it flushes I can kill it and fix the bugs without losing your glorious work.
  1233. Apr 23 04:46:42 <OONTS> WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER....AGAIN
  1234. Apr 23 04:46:50 <BLORTH>        :D
  1235. Apr 23 04:46:53 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1236. Apr 23 04:46:55 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1237. Apr 23 04:46:56 <OONTS> Oh boy this section has a sub called  Harry Potter Book
  1238. Apr 23 04:47:13 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1239. Apr 23 04:47:14 <OONTS> The default is 8kb before it flushes. Yeah, thats way too huge.
  1240. Apr 23 04:47:25 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1241. Apr 23 04:47:26 <OONTS> Oh boy this section has a sub called  Harry Potter Book
  1242. Apr 23 04:47:39 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1243. Apr 23 04:47:39 <OONTS> Your lings are like the hand that reaches around and holds the waist and the banelings are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the watchers; safe, they can no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  1244. Apr 23 04:48:00 <Colbert>       What. The. Fuck!
  1245. Apr 23 04:48:09 <Colbert>       That's like 5 different comments
  1246. Apr 23 04:48:18 <Zamiel>        Critical mass, ladies and gentlemen
  1247. Apr 23 04:48:27 <Colbert>       The chain is in effect
  1248. Apr 23 04:48:30 *       PolterGhost respawns in Gehenna, dies against Gibbering Flesh
  1249. Apr 23 04:48:33 <PolterGhost>   Well
  1250. Apr 23 04:48:37 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1251. Apr 23 04:48:39 <OONTS> He will say !service eventually
  1252. Apr 23 04:48:44 <PolterGhost>   I guess I was expecting my ice spells to have familiarity bonuses
  1253. Apr 23 04:48:45 <Colbert>       MOTHER FUCKER
  1254. Apr 23 04:48:46 <BLORTH>        oh god
  1255. Apr 23 04:48:55 <Colbert>       It didn't trigger
  1256. Apr 23 04:48:59 <Colbert>       Damn
  1257. Apr 23 04:49:05 *       Lejes (chatzilla@nw-B237F4D7.rstr.qwest.net) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  1258. Apr 23 04:49:05 *       ChanServ sets mode +a #piratesofr'lyeh Lejes
  1259. Apr 23 04:49:05 *       ChanServ gives channel operator status to Lejes
  1260. Apr 23 04:49:06 <BLORTH>        Gibbering Flesh 2 stronk, btw
  1261. Apr 23 04:49:13 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1262. Apr 23 04:49:13 <OONTS> Try and see if we can make the page file
  1263. Apr 23 04:49:26 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1264. Apr 23 04:49:26 <OONTS> to emphasize the trauma you're feleing
  1265. Apr 23 04:49:28 <PolterGhost>   then I realized I only had three ice spells
  1266. Apr 23 04:49:30 <Zamiel>        It has to be at the start
  1267. Apr 23 04:49:41 <Colbert>       Fuck page you cock sucker
  1268. Apr 23 04:49:46 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1269. Apr 23 04:49:51 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1270. Apr 23 04:49:51 <OONTS> Remus Lupin. Naked. Chained. Waiting for me. One of my hottest fantasies. In front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can hesitate no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  1271. Apr 23 04:50:07 <Colbert>       It's like russian roulet but with gay slash
  1272. Apr 23 04:50:16 <Zamiel>        I REALLY need sleep now. Have fun.
  1273. Apr 23 04:50:24 <Colbert>       We'll do our best
  1274. Apr 23 04:50:27 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1275. Apr 23 04:50:29 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1276. Apr 23 04:50:30 <OONTS> "YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPHECY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.
  1277. Apr 23 04:50:33 <BLORTH>        !service
  1278. Apr 23 04:50:40 <Colbert>       !sex
  1279. Apr 23 04:50:41 *       Tsutomu forces Colbert to have hard sex with Arnold Schwarzenegger! no one climaxed. what a waste of time...
  1280. Apr 23 04:50:53 <BLORTH>        !sex
  1281. Apr 23 04:50:58 *       PolterGhost sees Lupin, immediately thinks of Arsene Lupin and starts humming the Lupin III theme
  1282. Apr 23 04:51:00 <Colbert>       Spam !sex
  1283. Apr 23 04:51:01 <PolterGhost>   !sex
  1284. Apr 23 04:51:02 *       Tsutomu forces PolterGhost to have hard sex with Michelle Rodriguez! no one climaxed. what a waste of time...
  1285. Apr 23 04:51:06 <BLORTH>        !sex
  1286. Apr 23 04:51:06 <Colbert>       !sex
  1287. Apr 23 04:51:08 *       Tsutomu forces Colbert to have hard sex with Kari Wuhrer! no one climaxed. what a waste of time...
  1288. Apr 23 04:51:13 <BLORTH>        tsutomu ignoring me big time
  1289. Apr 23 04:51:14 *       Tsutomu doesn't want to get disturbed while playing Tekken !!!
  1290. Apr 23 04:51:17 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1291. Apr 23 04:51:24 <Colbert>       If we can get OONTS to go !sex it'll be hilarious
  1292. Apr 23 04:51:25 <OONTS> Ok so random sorting soeone pick a number between 1 and 50
  1293. Apr 23 04:51:32 <Colbert>       !sex
  1294. Apr 23 04:51:33 *       Tsutomu has done enough for Colbert.
  1295. Apr 23 04:51:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1296. Apr 23 04:51:48 <OONTS> Just kept whirling his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  1297. Apr 23 04:52:15 <PolterGhost>   Heh, Kari Wuhrer
  1298. Apr 23 04:52:21 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1299. Apr 23 04:52:22 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  1300. Apr 23 04:52:23 <PolterGhost>   shooting soviets and shit
  1301. Apr 23 04:52:38 <PolterGhost>   ...kokoro
  1302. Apr 23 04:52:39 <BLORTH>        OONTS picked up some of my text. So proud.
  1303. Apr 23 04:52:42 <PolterGhost>   nobody fucking says that
  1304. Apr 23 04:52:49 <Colbert>       Remilia does
  1305. Apr 23 04:52:52 <BLORTH>        !service
  1306. Apr 23 04:52:53 <Remilia>       WHAT IF YOUR KOKORO GOES DOKI DOKI
  1307. Apr 23 04:52:58 <BLORTH>        lol
  1308. Apr 23 04:52:59 <Remilia>       also i copied it off a blog o:
  1309. Apr 23 04:53:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1310. Apr 23 04:53:04 <OONTS> The worst things I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  1311. Apr 23 04:53:05 <BLORTH>        !service
  1312. Apr 23 04:53:12 <BLORTH>        !service
  1313. Apr 23 04:53:13 *       Tsutomu is satisfied after he took BLORTH as Guinea Pig for a rather unpleasant experiment with colorful fluids. - BLORTH gains 10 bucks for this service! BLORTH now has 66!
  1314. Apr 23 04:53:18 <Colbert>       !service
  1315. Apr 23 04:53:19 -Tsutomu-       I might have time for you in 721 seconds
  1316. Apr 23 04:53:24 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1317. Apr 23 04:53:24 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU HIDE IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  1318. Apr 23 04:53:34 <Remilia>       HAHAHA
  1319. Apr 23 04:53:35 <BLORTH>        WHY AM I AWAKE. THIS IS STUPID. I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO BOTS FOR THE PAST HOUR.
  1320. Apr 23 04:53:35 <PolterGhost>   His penis is sweating, OONTS?
  1321. Apr 23 04:53:42 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1322. Apr 23 04:53:43 <OONTS> Dude srsly you've created the best thing ever.
  1323. Apr 23 04:53:55 <Colbert>       I've spent the night spamin OONTS this is so awesome
  1324. Apr 23 04:53:56 <OONTS> Supercop is not so super
  1325. Apr 23 04:54:02 <BLORTH>        lol
  1326. Apr 23 04:54:15 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  1327. Apr 23 04:54:15 *       Tsutomu is electro!
  1328. Apr 23 04:54:15 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU HIDE IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  1329. Apr 23 04:54:23 <Remilia>       OONTSUTOMU
  1330. Apr 23 04:54:24 <Tsutomu>       what?
  1331. Apr 23 04:54:24 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  1332. Apr 23 04:54:32 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1333. Apr 23 04:54:34 <OONTS> Feel free to stick money in the bath
  1334. Apr 23 04:54:45 <BLORTH>        !service
  1335. Apr 23 04:54:45 *       Tsutomu has a dirty smile on his face after BLORTH polished his Golden Dildo. it is now very shiney. - BLORTH gains 59 bucks for this service! BLORTH now has 125!
  1336. Apr 23 04:55:03 <Colbert>       I am so happy I log chat
  1337. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Mon Apr 23 04:55:25 2012
  1338.  
  1339. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Mon Apr 23 04:55:25 2012
  1340.  
  1341. Apr 23 04:55:28 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1342. Apr 23 04:55:29 <OONTS> Laughing so hard
  1343. Apr 23 04:55:39 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1344. Apr 23 04:55:40 <OONTS> I am taking too long. A muttered spell adjusts the bindings and spins the werewolf around so his back is to me and the banelings are you inserting yourself into his body
  1345. Apr 23 04:55:42 <BLORTH>        just send Zamiel a big part of the log, it'll have all of this, including emotes as his default text.\
  1346. Apr 23 04:55:57 <BLORTH>        ew
  1347. Apr 23 04:55:58 <Colbert>       I can send the whole thing
  1348. Apr 23 04:55:58 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1349. Apr 23 04:56:09 *       Zen (chatzilla@BE21C975.1677457.285C3549.IP) has left #piratesofr'lyeh
  1350. Apr 23 04:56:11 <BLORTH>        !service
  1351. Apr 23 04:56:12 *       Tsutomu gave BLORTH a simple task but the outcome was a mess, nothing he would pay for.
  1352. Apr 23 04:56:24 <BLORTH>        !sex
  1353. Apr 23 04:56:25 *       Tsutomu has done enough for BLORTH.
  1354. Apr 23 04:56:27 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1355. Apr 23 04:56:29 <BLORTH>        Fuck you Tsutomu
  1356. Apr 23 04:56:30 <Tsutomu>       !blowme
  1357. Apr 23 04:56:41 <BLORTH>        You're a dick.
  1358. Apr 23 04:56:44 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1359. Apr 23 04:56:49 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1360. Apr 23 04:56:50 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU HIDE IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  1361. Apr 23 04:56:50 <BLORTH>        At least OONTS cares about me.
  1362. Apr 23 04:57:03 <Remilia>       ....GO DOKI DOKI
  1363. Apr 23 04:57:05 <BLORTH>        Right OONTS
  1364. Apr 23 04:57:05 *       Zen (chatzilla@BE21C975.1677457.285C3549.IP) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  1365. Apr 23 04:57:06 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1366. Apr 23 04:57:13 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1367. Apr 23 04:57:14 <OONTS> god colbert that is awful
  1368. Apr 23 04:57:16 <BLORTH>        FUCKING OONTS
  1369. Apr 23 04:57:22 *       PolterGhost goes to login screen, sees four out of five characters dead
  1370. Apr 23 04:57:24 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1371. Apr 23 04:57:25 <OONTS> I like how it repeats the lines
  1372. Apr 23 04:57:31 <PolterGhost>   Resounding success
  1373. Apr 23 04:57:33 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1374. Apr 23 04:57:36 <BLORTH>        PolterGhost: =/
  1375. Apr 23 04:57:40 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1376. Apr 23 04:57:42 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1377. Apr 23 04:57:43 <OONTS> You're starting to see signs of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
  1378. Apr 23 04:57:49 <Remilia>       Welcome back to the nexus, ゼカリヤ!
  1379. Apr 23 04:58:02 <BLORTH>        ゼカリヤ!
  1380. Apr 23 04:58:06 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1381. Apr 23 04:58:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1382. Apr 23 04:58:08 <OONTS> We need to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
  1383. Apr 23 04:58:23 <Remilia>       WAT
  1384. Apr 23 04:58:27 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1385. Apr 23 04:58:32 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1386. Apr 23 04:58:33 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  1387. Apr 23 04:58:43 <Remilia>       Yessss
  1388. Apr 23 04:58:46 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1389. Apr 23 04:58:50 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1390. Apr 23 04:58:51 <OONTS> The buffer doesn't pick up actions, btw.
  1391. Apr 23 04:59:01 <Colbert>       POWER SWITCH
  1392. Apr 23 04:59:12 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1393. Apr 23 04:59:13 <OONTS> Considering Tsutomu would go ape shit on those logs
  1394. Apr 23 04:59:26 <Remilia>       !service
  1395. Apr 23 04:59:27 *       Tsutomu smiles after Remilia has tested one of his new torture toys. - Remilia gains 10 bucks for this service! Remilia now has 81!
  1396. Apr 23 04:59:29 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1397. Apr 23 04:59:31 <Remilia>       !service
  1398. Apr 23 04:59:32 *       Tsutomu looks satisfied after Remilia cleaned the floor of this room. - Remilia gains 9 bucks for this service! Remilia now has 90!
  1399. Apr 23 04:59:34 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1400. Apr 23 04:59:36 <Remilia>       !steal Shadok
  1401. Apr 23 04:59:37 *       Tsutomu steals 9 bucks from Shadok! Shadok now has 132 bucks! Tsutomu now has 88478!
  1402. Apr 23 04:59:42 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1403. Apr 23 04:59:43 <OONTS> Dude srsly you've created the best idea we've had or the worst
  1404. Apr 23 04:59:52 <BLORTH>        !steal Colbert
  1405. Apr 23 04:59:54 <Remilia>       MNKY IS THE WORST
  1406. Apr 23 05:00:04 <Colbert>       !steal BLORTH
  1407. Apr 23 05:00:04 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1408. Apr 23 05:00:05 <OONTS> We need to increase the Markov Chain potential
  1409. Apr 23 05:00:09 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1410. Apr 23 05:00:10 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1411. Apr 23 05:00:12 <OONTS> It doesn't pick up actions, btw.
  1412. Apr 23 05:00:23 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1413. Apr 23 05:00:24 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN A BOX! YOU SH
  1414. Apr 23 05:00:42 <Remilia>       XD
  1415. Apr 23 05:00:55 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1416. Apr 23 05:00:55 <OONTS> you have a spare factionless evil/neutral? o:
  1417. Apr 23 05:01:04 <Remilia>       DO YOU?
  1418. Apr 23 05:01:09 <Remilia>       Make them join SDM
  1419. Apr 23 05:01:12 <Remilia>       comeonnn
  1420. Apr 23 05:01:14 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1421. Apr 23 05:01:15 <OONTS> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
  1422. Apr 23 05:01:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1423. Apr 23 05:01:30 <BLORTH>        SDM a raiding faction?
  1424. Apr 23 05:01:33 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1425. Apr 23 05:01:39 <Remilia>       We sure are.
  1426. Apr 23 05:01:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1427. Apr 23 05:01:51 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1428. Apr 23 05:01:51 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY
  1429. Apr 23 05:02:04 <Remilia>       Why is it always mixed with the box speech?
  1430. Apr 23 05:02:05 <Shadok>        !service
  1431. Apr 23 05:02:06 *       Tsutomu gave Shadok a simple task but the outcome was a mess, nothing he would pay for.
  1432. Apr 23 05:02:13 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1433. Apr 23 05:02:14 <OONTS> Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
  1434. Apr 23 05:02:28 <BLORTH>        I have a melee/smithing character in ID, but at -40 MO I don't see myself sticking it out there.
  1435. Apr 23 05:02:33 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1436. Apr 23 05:02:35 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI
  1437. Apr 23 05:02:45 <Remilia>       o:
  1438. Apr 23 05:02:54 <Remilia>       Join us! We shall make life fun!
  1439. Apr 23 05:02:57 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1440. Apr 23 05:03:01 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1441. Apr 23 05:03:02 <OONTS> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
  1442. Apr 23 05:03:18 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1443. Apr 23 05:03:20 <OONTS> EVERYONE IS SMOKING CRACK
  1444. Apr 23 05:03:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1445. Apr 23 05:03:38 <OONTS> I REALLY need sleep now. Have fun.
  1446. Apr 23 05:03:49 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1447. Apr 23 05:03:50 <OONTS> We need to increase the Markov Chain potential
  1448. Apr 23 05:04:00 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1449. Apr 23 05:04:02 <OONTS> Harry took the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the back to hold him in place and your baneling just come in him
  1450. Apr 23 05:04:16 <Colbert>       Banelings raping harry potter
  1451. Apr 23 05:04:26 <Shadok>        !service
  1452. Apr 23 05:04:27 *       Tsutomu looks satisfied after Shadok served him a cup of english tea. - Shadok gains 8 bucks for this service! Shadok now has 140!
  1453. Apr 23 05:04:30 <Shadok>        !steal Remilia
  1454. Apr 23 05:04:31 *       Tsutomu steals 11 bucks from Remilia! Remilia now has 79 bucks! Tsutomu now has 88481!
  1455. Apr 23 05:04:33 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1456. Apr 23 05:04:34 <OONTS> Battle Tits don't leave the kitchen
  1457. Apr 23 05:04:39 <Shadok>        !buy Remilia a cake
  1458. Apr 23 05:04:40 *       Tsutomu has done enough for Shadok.
  1459. Apr 23 05:04:40 <Remilia>       For god's sake Shadok
  1460. Apr 23 05:04:44 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1461. Apr 23 05:04:45 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1462. Apr 23 05:04:46 <OONTS> Ladies and gents I give you, DICKCEPTION
  1463. Apr 23 05:04:48 <Shadok>        XD
  1464. Apr 23 05:05:00 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1465. Apr 23 05:05:01 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to crack open my asshole.
  1466. Apr 23 05:05:44 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1467. Apr 23 05:05:44 <OONTS> I have no idea why the shit hasnt flushed yet.
  1468. Apr 23 05:05:55 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1469. Apr 23 05:05:55 <OONTS> That means its holding onto shit and not dumping it to DICKSBOT
  1470. Apr 23 05:06:01 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1471. Apr 23 05:06:03 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURSELF IN THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURS
  1472. Apr 23 05:06:33 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1473. Apr 23 05:06:35 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURSELF IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  1474. Apr 23 05:06:49 <Remilia>       Woah what
  1475. Apr 23 05:07:21 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1476. Apr 23 05:07:23 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
  1477. Apr 23 05:07:45 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1478. Apr 23 05:07:46 <OONTS> He bent down and pulled his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
  1479. Apr 23 05:07:54 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1480. Apr 23 05:07:56 <OONTS> Heh, Kari Wuhrer
  1481. Apr 23 05:08:02 <BLORTH>        !service
  1482. Apr 23 05:08:06 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1483. Apr 23 05:08:11 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1484. Apr 23 05:08:11 <OONTS> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
  1485. Apr 23 05:08:12 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1486. Apr 23 05:09:02 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1487. Apr 23 05:09:04 <OONTS> You're starting to see signs of the Markov Chain potential
  1488. Apr 23 05:09:07 <Remilia>       OONTS
  1489. Apr 23 05:09:11 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1490. Apr 23 05:09:12 <OONTS> link me to that site with the box speech?
  1491. Apr 23 05:09:22 <Remilia>       o_O
  1492. Apr 23 05:09:27 <Remilia>       Did someone ask me that?
  1493. Apr 23 05:09:31 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1494. Apr 23 05:09:32 <OONTS> If you see the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
  1495. Apr 23 05:09:49 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1496. Apr 23 05:09:51 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
  1497. Apr 23 05:10:15 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1498. Apr 23 05:10:15 <OONTS> "Who are you inserting yourself into his body
  1499. Apr 23 05:10:21 <BLORTH>        YEAH
  1500. Apr 23 05:10:24 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1501. Apr 23 05:10:29 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1502. Apr 23 05:10:30 <OONTS> It didn't want to flush it you like it.
  1503. Apr 23 05:11:09 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1504. Apr 23 05:11:11 <OONTS> Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
  1505. Apr 23 05:11:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1506. Apr 23 05:11:19 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO
  1507. Apr 23 05:11:24 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1508. Apr 23 05:11:24 <OONTS> Once we get the Tsutomu spam going oh god
  1509. Apr 23 05:11:25 <Tsutomu>        ((( !RAID ALER...  no. forget that....
  1510. Apr 23 05:11:36 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1511. Apr 23 05:11:37 <OONTS> And then trigger it for hilarity
  1512. Apr 23 05:11:46 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1513. Apr 23 05:11:47 <OONTS> Tsutomu has had enough of your shit.
  1514. Apr 23 05:11:48 <Tsutomu>        ((( !RAPE ALER...  no. forget that....
  1515. Apr 23 05:11:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1516. Apr 23 05:11:57 <OONTS> So when he tries to wiggle away your lings are like the hand that reaches around and holds the waist and the watchers; safe, they can no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  1517. Apr 23 05:12:19 <BLORTH>        <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
  1518. Apr 23 05:12:27 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1519. Apr 23 05:12:28 <OONTS> you have a melee/smithing character in ID, but at -40 MO I don't see myself sticking it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
  1520. Apr 23 05:12:47 <BLORTH>        i see how it works now.
  1521. Apr 23 05:12:48 <Remilia>       woa wat
  1522. Apr 23 05:12:57 <Remilia>       join usss blooorth o:
  1523. Apr 23 05:13:03 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1524. Apr 23 05:13:05 <OONTS> Well I could always boot up D2 and let you tell me how to crack open my asshole.
  1525. Apr 23 05:13:06 <BLORTH>        soon.
  1526. Apr 23 05:13:15 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1527. Apr 23 05:13:16 <OONTS> how far are we on filling the page file
  1528. Apr 23 05:13:21 <BLORTH>        TO THE MAX
  1529. Apr 23 05:13:25 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1530. Apr 23 05:13:28 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1531. Apr 23 05:13:29 <OONTS> That's like my other hobby in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  1532. Apr 23 05:13:45 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1533. Apr 23 05:13:46 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  1534. Apr 23 05:14:06 *       Remilia shocks Tsutomu with lightning
  1535. Apr 23 05:14:06 *       Tsutomu suplexes Remilia.
  1536. Apr 23 05:14:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1537. Apr 23 05:14:09 <OONTS> "Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  1538. Apr 23 05:14:41 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1539. Apr 23 05:14:42 <OONTS> We just quote gamer poop and it'll be fucking mangled
  1540. Apr 23 05:14:56 <Colbert>       Word OONTS, word.
  1541. Apr 23 05:14:57 <OONTS> I am taking too long. A muttered spell adjusts the bindings and spins the werewolf around so his back is to me and the bright light instantly dissolved it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he didn't want to... or did he?
  1542. Apr 23 05:15:45 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1543. Apr 23 05:15:47 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE BOX! THE BOX BECOMES YOU! YOU BECOME THE BOX! THE BOX BECOMES YOU! YOU BECOME THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIM
  1544. Apr 23 05:16:19 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1545. Apr 23 05:16:20 <OONTS> Just kept whirling his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
  1546. Apr 23 05:16:25 <BLORTH>        text in caps =|= normals.
  1547. Apr 23 05:16:33 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1548. Apr 23 05:16:33 <OONTS> Just kept whirling his wang at the star, and the banelings are you inserting yourself into his body
  1549. Apr 23 05:16:39 <BLORTH>        :D
  1550. Apr 23 05:16:54 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1551. Apr 23 05:16:54 <OONTS> I figured out why its cocked up. The 5 second throttle applies to EVERYTHING including inpu text.
  1552. Apr 23 05:16:54 <Colbert>       Wow OONTS is honestly going to rape somenoe
  1553. Apr 23 05:17:03 <BLORTH>        !service
  1554. Apr 23 05:17:03 *       Tsutomu has a dirty smile on his face after BLORTH took a ride on his Wooden Horse. this was rather painful. - BLORTH gains 10 bucks for this service! BLORTH now has 135!
  1555. Apr 23 05:17:12 <Colbert>       we need to teach it people's names
  1556. Apr 23 05:17:12 <BLORTH>        !steal bunny
  1557. Apr 23 05:17:13 *       Tsutomu steals 13 bucks from BLORTH! BLORTH now has 122 bucks! Tsutomu now has 88484!
  1558. Apr 23 05:17:21 <BLORTH>        Aw
  1559. Apr 23 05:17:22 <Colbert>       !service
  1560. Apr 23 05:17:23 *       Tsutomu is satisfied after he trained some Shibari with Colbert. - Colbert gains 9 bucks for this service! a Bonus is in sight! Colbert now has 90!
  1561. Apr 23 05:17:25 <BLORTH>        !service
  1562. Apr 23 05:17:26 <Tsutomu>       you have to wait!
  1563. Apr 23 05:17:32 <BLORTH>        fuck off tsutomu
  1564. Apr 23 05:17:33 <Tsutomu>       !blowme
  1565. Apr 23 05:17:36 <Colbert>       !service
  1566. Apr 23 05:17:36 *       Tsutomu looks at Colbert, then he says: "forget that. i'm not interested."
  1567. Apr 23 05:17:43 <BLORTH>        our luck
  1568. Apr 23 05:17:43 <BLORTH>        i tell ya
  1569. Apr 23 05:17:44 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1570. Apr 23 05:17:47 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1571. Apr 23 05:17:48 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1572. Apr 23 05:17:49 <OONTS> I am taking too long. A muttered spell adjusts the bindings and spins the werewolf around so his back is to me and the banelings are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the watchers; safe, they can no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  1573. Apr 23 05:18:03 <BLORTH>        all over the place
  1574. Apr 23 05:18:07 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1575. Apr 23 05:18:18 <Colbert>       Banelings, gay porn, and sephiroth
  1576. Apr 23 05:18:23 <Colbert>       only OONTS
  1577. Apr 23 05:18:27 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1578. Apr 23 05:18:28 <OONTS> "Get on with it," a snarling voice cuts into my thoughts; I am taking too long. A muttered spell adjusts the bindings and spins the werewolf around so his back is to me and the watchers; safe, they can no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  1579. Apr 23 05:18:40 <Colbert>       And that was pure gay porn
  1580. Apr 23 05:18:59 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1581. Apr 23 05:19:00 <OONTS> Harry took the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
  1582. Apr 23 05:19:01 <BLORTH>        100%
  1583. Apr 23 05:19:10 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1584. Apr 23 05:19:11 <OONTS> Good call feed it youtube links
  1585. Apr 23 05:19:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1586. Apr 23 05:19:18 <OONTS> We need to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
  1587. Apr 23 05:19:27 <Remilia>       LOL
  1588. Apr 23 05:19:30 <BLORTH>        OONTS
  1589. Apr 23 05:19:33 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1590. Apr 23 05:19:34 <OONTS> I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feleing
  1591. Apr 23 05:19:38 <BLORTH>        D:
  1592. Apr 23 05:19:49 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1593. Apr 23 05:19:51 <OONTS> I am taking too long. A muttered spell adjusts the bindings and spins the werewolf around so his back is to me and the banelings are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the banelings are you inserting yourself into his body
  1594. Apr 23 05:20:14 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1595. Apr 23 05:20:16 <OONTS> It doesn't appear to be a fun night o:
  1596. Apr 23 05:20:22 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1597. Apr 23 05:20:23 <OONTS> I'm taking one for the team and hitting fan fiction sites for bad slash
  1598. Apr 23 05:20:35 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1599. Apr 23 05:20:36 <OONTS> Harry took the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the back to the nexus, ゼカリヤ!
  1600. Apr 23 05:21:31 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1601. Apr 23 05:21:33 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I both know how to play COCKBOAT THE NEGROMANCER
  1602. Apr 23 05:21:41 <Colbert>       We need to repeat it's lines
  1603. Apr 23 05:21:46 <Colbert>       I am taking too long. A muttered spell adjusts the bindings and spins the werewolf around so his back is to me and the banelings are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the banelings are you inserting yourself into his body
  1604. Apr 23 05:21:53 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1605. Apr 23 05:21:54 <OONTS> I'm tempted to just kill it so I'm reading a 1st person pov gay slash
  1606. Apr 23 05:22:10 *       PolterGhost sees his name in Kanji
  1607. Apr 23 05:22:13 <PolterGhost>   =O
  1608. Apr 23 05:22:19 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1609. Apr 23 05:22:19 <Remilia>       Kyahahaha!
  1610. Apr 23 05:22:24 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1611. Apr 23 05:22:26 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1612. Apr 23 05:22:28 <OONTS> TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI
  1613. Apr 23 05:22:34 <Remilia>       HGAHAHAAHA
  1614. Apr 23 05:22:40 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1615. Apr 23 05:22:41 <OONTS> It didn't want to flush it you need to pick the shittiest
  1616. Apr 23 05:22:51 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1617. Apr 23 05:22:52 <OONTS> He is forced to bend, his chained forearms resting against the wooden pole in front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  1618. Apr 23 05:23:07 <Colbert>       Russian roulet to gay porn
  1619. Apr 23 05:23:10 *       Blue (Blue@nw-1AB4435A.lightspeed.frokca.sbcglobal.net) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  1620. Apr 23 05:23:15 <Colbert>       There youare asstit
  1621. Apr 23 05:23:23 <Blue>  STEVE!
  1622. Apr 23 05:23:33 BLORTH Blue
  1623. Apr 23 05:23:43 <Colbert>       Blue = friend who I kept quoting OONTS to
  1624. Apr 23 05:23:44 <OONTS> Colbert: You released your char?
  1625. Apr 23 05:23:49 <Colbert>       Fuck off OONTS
  1626. Apr 23 05:23:49 <OONTS> oh don't get too close. Unless that's the plan
  1627. Apr 23 05:24:00 <Colbert>       Fuck off OONTS
  1628. Apr 23 05:24:02 <OONTS> I have a melee/smithing character in ID, but at -40 MO I don't see myself sticking it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
  1629. Apr 23 05:24:12 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1630. Apr 23 05:24:13 <OONTS> Just kept whirling his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang out of the Markov Chain in action.
  1631. Apr 23 05:24:42 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1632. Apr 23 05:24:43 <OONTS> GET YOUR GROVE ON SOLIDER! These boys work hard, but they play harder.
  1633. Apr 23 05:25:13 <Blue>  What have you learned today, OONTS?
  1634. Apr 23 05:25:14 <OONTS> Remus Lupin. Naked. Chained. Waiting for me. One of my hottest fantasies. In front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  1635. Apr 23 05:25:29 <Blue>  Valuable life lessons.
  1636. Apr 23 05:26:01 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1637. Apr 23 05:26:03 <OONTS> We need to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to flush it you like it.
  1638. Apr 23 05:26:11 *       Lejes has quit (Ping timeout)
  1639. Apr 23 05:26:26 <PolterGhost>   -40 MO is reparable, BLORTH
  1640. Apr 23 05:26:38 <Colbert>       Unless your OONTS then it's a challenge
  1641. Apr 23 05:26:39 <OONTS> He is forced to bend, his chained forearms resting against the wooden pole in front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  1642. Apr 23 05:26:42 <PolterGhost>   You have a fething library sitting there
  1643. Apr 23 05:26:47 <PolterGhost>   and a hospital
  1644. Apr 23 05:27:07 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1645. Apr 23 05:27:08 <OONTS> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang out of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to flush it you need to repeat it's my biggest nightmare.
  1646. Apr 23 05:27:21 <Blue>  OONTS needs to chew on more material, I think.
  1647. Apr 23 05:27:22 <OONTS> I'm tempted to just kill it so I'm sitting in shitty fanfiction land and need to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
  1648. Apr 23 05:27:36 <Colbert>       John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
  1649. Apr 23 05:27:41 <Colbert>       John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
  1650. Apr 23 05:27:45 <Colbert>       Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
  1651. Apr 23 05:27:45 <Colbert>       There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
  1652. Apr 23 05:27:54 <Colbert>       "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
  1653. Apr 23 05:28:01 <Colbert>       "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
  1654. Apr 23 05:28:06 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1655. Apr 23 05:28:06 <OONTS> ....GO DOKI DOKI AND TRIP, REVEALING THE  SKIRT AND PANTIES I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE
  1656. Apr 23 05:28:19 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1657. Apr 23 05:28:20 <OONTS> I have a spare factionless evil/neutral? o:
  1658. Apr 23 05:28:28 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1659. Apr 23 05:28:28 <OONTS> Colbert: You released your char?
  1660. Apr 23 05:28:35 BLORTH Blue
  1661. Apr 23 05:28:40 <Colbert>       God damnit BLORTH for making it remember that
  1662. Apr 23 05:28:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1663. Apr 23 05:28:46 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1664. Apr 23 05:28:47 <OONTS> I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the base. He didn't see myself sticking it out there.
  1665. Apr 23 05:28:55 <PolterGhost>   !chaos
  1666. Apr 23 05:28:56 *       Tsutomu refuses to rage
  1667. Apr 23 05:29:03 <Colbert>       !service
  1668. Apr 23 05:29:04 *       Tsutomu is satisfied after he took Colbert as Guinea Pig for a rather unpleasant experiment with colorful fluids. - Colbert gains 10 bucks for this service! Colbert now has 100!
  1669. Apr 23 05:29:21 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1670. Apr 23 05:29:23 <OONTS> "YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPHECY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.
  1671. Apr 23 05:29:32 <Colbert>       And then John was a zombie.
  1672. Apr 23 05:29:34 <PolterGhost>   No OONTS, you are the demons
  1673. Apr 23 05:29:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1674. Apr 23 05:29:39 <OONTS> What can I say worst things I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can hesitate no longer see what I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can fix
  1675. Apr 23 05:30:01 <Blue>  Be the bullet, OONTS. BE THE BULLET.
  1676. Apr 23 05:30:02 <OONTS> I'm sitting in shitty fanfiction land and need to top the D2 line
  1677. Apr 23 05:30:18 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1678. Apr 23 05:30:20 <OONTS> We need to repeat it's lines
  1679. Apr 23 05:30:29 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1680. Apr 23 05:30:30 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang at the star, and the banelings are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  1681. Apr 23 05:30:38 <Blue>  This is where the cars live, OONTS. GET YOU ONE.
  1682. Apr 23 05:30:39 <OONTS> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
  1683. Apr 23 05:32:06 <Colbert>       The overlord will serve as a retard magnet, drawing out the protoss army from his base. Then my lings will come in from behind and pull the army in place while I THRUST my mighty roach dick.
  1684. Apr 23 05:32:26 <Colbert>       OONTS,
  1685. Apr 23 05:32:28 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  1686. Apr 23 05:32:48 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1687. Apr 23 05:32:49 <OONTS> "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the 18th sub on page 38 is.....Anything That Passes Through Your Mind by Fenhir
  1688. Apr 23 05:33:10 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1689. Apr 23 05:33:11 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were still on KSJO radio...
  1690. Apr 23 05:33:41 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1691. Apr 23 05:33:43 <OONTS> you have a melee/smithing character in ID, but at -40 MO I don't get too close. Unless that's the way you like watching men in the base. He didn't see myself sticking it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way you like watching men in the tent with like three guards on her. God I was bored
  1692. Apr 23 05:34:24 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1693. Apr 23 05:34:25 <OONTS> Hive mind in this dick
  1694. Apr 23 05:34:35 <PolterGhost>   I am dashing and daring and fuck you too
  1695. Apr 23 05:34:55 <PolterGhost>   What is a Turkish diplomat but a miserable pile of chicks
  1696. Apr 23 05:35:08 <Colbert>       get back in the kitchen
  1697. Apr 23 05:35:22 <PolterGhost>   I knew Ralph before he ate gerbils
  1698. Apr 23 05:35:31 <Colbert>       jacking it in san diego
  1699. Apr 23 05:35:36 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1700. Apr 23 05:35:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1701. Apr 23 05:35:39 <OONTS> If you want to flush it you need to repeat it's mangled the harry potter
  1702. Apr 23 05:36:06 <Colbert>       THAT REALLY RUSSTLED MY JIMMIES
  1703. Apr 23 05:36:07 <PolterGhost>   Is this real life or is this just fantasy
  1704. Apr 23 05:36:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1705. Apr 23 05:36:17 <OONTS> get back in the base. He didn't want to... or did he?
  1706. Apr 23 05:36:51 <Colbert>       I RUSTLE JIMMIES. YOU RUSTLE COCK.
  1707. Apr 23 05:36:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1708. Apr 23 05:36:57 <OONTS> WE HAVE ALL OF THEM.
  1709. Apr 23 05:37:12 <Colbert>       ITS GOOFY TIME
  1710. Apr 23 05:37:20 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1711. Apr 23 05:37:21 <OONTS> He bent down and pulled his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
  1712. Apr 23 05:37:36 <PolterGhost>   No, dad!  No!
  1713. Apr 23 05:37:44 <Colbert>       BWAHHH!
  1714. Apr 23 05:37:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1715. Apr 23 05:37:49 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1716. Apr 23 05:37:50 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1717. Apr 23 05:37:51 <OONTS> That was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
  1718. Apr 23 05:38:23 <Blue>  Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.
  1719. Apr 23 05:38:24 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1720. Apr 23 05:38:33 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1721. Apr 23 05:38:34 <OONTS> He is forced to bend, his chained forearms resting against the wooden pole in front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  1722. Apr 23 05:38:44 <Colbert>       Wow why doesn't it mangle that one
  1723. Apr 23 05:39:01 <Colbert>       It's like, mangle, mangle, mangle, then POOF! Gay porn.
  1724. Apr 23 05:39:12 <PolterGhost>   because dick sweat
  1725. Apr 23 05:39:13 <Blue>  ...that reminds me of you.
  1726. Apr 23 05:39:16 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1727. Apr 23 05:39:17 <OONTS> I am taking too long. A muttered spell adjusts the bindings and spins the werewolf around so his back is to me and the watchers; safe, they can no longer see what I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  1728. Apr 23 05:39:32 <Colbert>       The hell OONTS! More gay porn!
  1729. Apr 23 05:39:33 <OONTS> Supercop is not so super
  1730. Apr 23 05:39:45 <Blue>  Seriously, Colbert. That's all you. that Barbarian of yours. Mangle mangle mangle mangle. POOF. GAY PORN.
  1731. Apr 23 05:40:10 <Colbert>       More like MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER POOF MORE MURDER
  1732. Apr 23 05:40:16 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1733. Apr 23 05:40:17 <OONTS> That's all you. that Barbarian of yours. Mangle mangle mangle. POOF. GAY PORN.
  1734. Apr 23 05:40:58 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1735. Apr 23 05:41:00 <OONTS> you have a melee/smithing character in ID, but at -40 MO I don't you dare
  1736. Apr 23 05:41:24 <Colbert>       I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
  1737. Apr 23 05:41:28 <Colbert>       Yeah I just fucking did it.
  1738. Apr 23 05:41:31 <Remilia>       ....you
  1739. Apr 23 05:41:34 <Remilia>       you wouldn't...
  1740. Apr 23 05:41:39 <Blue>  OONTS
  1741. Apr 23 05:41:40 <OONTS> It's like the hand that reaches around and holds the waist and the banelings are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  1742. Apr 23 05:41:40 <Remilia>       YOU DID NOT
  1743. Apr 23 05:41:41 <Colbert>       I. Just. Fucking. Did.
  1744. Apr 23 05:41:52 <Colbert>       I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
  1745. Apr 23 05:41:53 *       Remilia throttles Colbert
  1746. Apr 23 05:41:58 <Blue>  OONTS
  1747. Apr 23 05:41:59 <OONTS> "I will shoot at him and tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he said to dad "I want to... or did he?
  1748. Apr 23 05:42:12 <PolterGhost>   I used to hold a piece of Triforce like you once, then I took a Light Arrow to the knee
  1749. Apr 23 05:42:24 <Colbert>       I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
  1750. Apr 23 05:42:36 <Colbert>       Ttly trying to make it say that more
  1751. Apr 23 05:42:40 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1752. Apr 23 05:42:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1753. Apr 23 05:42:44 <OONTS> You're starting to see signs of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
  1754. Apr 23 05:42:50 <Blue>  Every time you take an arrow to the knee, God kills a kitten.
  1755. Apr 23 05:42:57 <PolterGhost>   It's dangerous to go alone!  Use this!
  1756. Apr 23 05:43:06 <Blue>  Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
  1757. Apr 23 05:43:12 <PolterGhost>   It's dark here.  You're likely to be eaten by a grue.
  1758. Apr 23 05:43:23 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1759. Apr 23 05:43:25 <OONTS> That's like my other hobby in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  1760. Apr 23 05:43:34 <Blue>  At least he's on topic.
  1761. Apr 23 05:43:49 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1762. Apr 23 05:43:50 <OONTS> I take it you need to repeat it's my biggest nightmare.
  1763. Apr 23 05:43:51 <PolterGhost>   xyzzy
  1764. Apr 23 05:44:06 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1765. Apr 23 05:44:08 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURSELF IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE MAX
  1766. Apr 23 05:44:22 <Blue>  Jump the shark!
  1767. Apr 23 05:44:30 <Colbert>       Ice cream and anal. Lets go.
  1768. Apr 23 05:44:36 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1769. Apr 23 05:44:37 <OONTS> "I will shoot at him and tried to keep adding shit to it
  1770. Apr 23 05:44:57 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1771. Apr 23 05:44:59 <OONTS> Fuck page you cock sucker
  1772. Apr 23 05:45:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1773. Apr 23 05:45:09 <OONTS> "Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  1774. Apr 23 05:45:27 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1775. Apr 23 05:45:28 <OONTS> the 100 ways to die in skyrim, murder people, steal their clothes, then pose em in gay situations
  1776. Apr 23 05:45:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1777. Apr 23 05:45:48 <OONTS> The overlord will serve as a retard magnet, drawing out the protoss army from his base. Then my lings will come in him
  1778. Apr 23 05:46:12 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1779. Apr 23 05:46:13 <OONTS> Remus Lupin. Naked. Chained. Waiting for me. One of my hottest fantasies. In front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can hesitate no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  1780. Apr 23 05:46:21 <Colbert>       And GAY
  1781. Apr 23 05:46:36 <PolterGhost>   gooby plz
  1782. Apr 23 05:46:42 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1783. Apr 23 05:46:43 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
  1784. Apr 23 05:46:59 <Blue>  Man gravy
  1785. Apr 23 05:47:03 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1786. Apr 23 05:47:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1787. Apr 23 05:47:09 <OONTS> Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
  1788. Apr 23 05:47:23 <PolterGhost>   That was the most coherent thing it's said
  1789. Apr 23 05:47:30 <Blue>  Which is terrifying.
  1790. Apr 23 05:47:37 <Blue>  How do you make that sound?
  1791. Apr 23 05:47:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1792. Apr 23 05:47:45 <Blue>  Ha HA!
  1793. Apr 23 05:47:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1794. Apr 23 05:47:49 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1795. Apr 23 05:48:03 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1796. Apr 23 05:48:04 <OONTS> John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the bath
  1797. Apr 23 05:48:15 <PolterGhost>   Were they sexy demons?
  1798. Apr 23 05:48:22 <Blue>  OONTS OONTS OONTS. It's a rave party in here.
  1799. Apr 23 05:48:23 <OONTS> And then trigger it for hilarity
  1800. Apr 23 05:48:32 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1801. Apr 23 05:48:33 <OONTS> link me to that site with the box speech?
  1802. Apr 23 05:48:37 <PolterGhost>   !chaos
  1803. Apr 23 05:48:38 *       Tsutomu refuses to rage
  1804. Apr 23 05:48:43 <Colbert>       !service
  1805. Apr 23 05:48:44 *       Tsutomu gave Colbert a simple task but the outcome was a mess, nothing he would pay for.
  1806. Apr 23 05:48:44 <PolterGhost>   tsutomu
  1807. Apr 23 05:48:45 *       Tsutomu trys to smite PolterGhost! unfortunately he fails.
  1808. Apr 23 05:48:50 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1809. Apr 23 05:48:50 <OONTS> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
  1810. Apr 23 05:48:50 <PolterGhost>   what
  1811. Apr 23 05:49:13 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1812. Apr 23 05:49:14 <OONTS> But its going to hate me soon
  1813. Apr 23 05:49:20 <PolterGhost>   My cock can walk right through the door
  1814. Apr 23 05:49:30 <PolterGhost>   With a feeling so pure, it has you coming back for more
  1815. Apr 23 05:49:42 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1816. Apr 23 05:49:43 <OONTS> Your lings are like the fifth dickception
  1817. Apr 23 05:49:57 <Blue>  Needs moar Fifth Element.
  1818. Apr 23 05:50:05 <Colbert>       Get the quotes and spam it
  1819. Apr 23 05:50:13 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1820. Apr 23 05:50:14 <OONTS> What if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd start snipping bits of trololo into its responses
  1821. Apr 23 05:50:32 <Blue>  I wish the goddamn babelizer still existed. The translator API is deprecated now.
  1822. Apr 23 05:50:32 <Colbert>       Remilia, got your trololol in there
  1823. Apr 23 05:51:12 <Remilia>       :D
  1824. Apr 23 05:51:41 <Blue>  Happiness is a bunch of smoking human steaks.
  1825. Apr 23 05:51:51 <PolterGhost>   Everywhere the light touches is our kingdom
  1826. Apr 23 05:51:54 <Remilia>       !chaos
  1827. Apr 23 05:51:55 *       Tsutomu rages!
  1828. Apr 23 05:52:00 <Remilia>       YES
  1829. Apr 23 05:52:07 <PolterGhost>   ffffffffft
  1830. Apr 23 05:52:12 <PolterGhost>   !service
  1831. Apr 23 05:52:12 <Blue>  EXTERMINATE! ANNIHILATE! DESTROY!
  1832. Apr 23 05:52:13 *       Tsutomu looks at PolterGhost, then he says: "forget that. i'm busy."
  1833. Apr 23 05:52:13 <Remilia>       LEARN, OONTS! LEEAAARN!!!
  1834. Apr 23 05:52:13 <OONTS> "I will shoot at him and tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him" said the cyberdemon and he didn't trigger
  1835. Apr 23 05:52:14 *       Tsutomu throws a girlfriend out of the window
  1836. Apr 23 05:52:36 <Colbert>       Ahhhhhhhhh, Ya ya yaaaah, Ya ya yaaah, Yaaah ya yah, Ohohohohoooo, Oh ya yaaah, Ya ya yaaah, Yaaah ya yah, Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh, Ye-ye-yeh, Ye-ye-yeh, Ohohohohoh
  1837. Apr 23 05:52:37 <Tsutomu>       Somehow like writing a car at some ants
  1838. Apr 23 05:52:47 <Blue>  It's a love story for the ages. "And he didn't trigger..."
  1839. Apr 23 05:52:48 <Tsutomu>       Seriously like riding some sewer water
  1840. Apr 23 05:52:57 <PolterGhost>   I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly
  1841. Apr 23 05:53:00 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1842. Apr 23 05:53:03 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1843. Apr 23 05:53:04 <OONTS> "YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make it say that more
  1844. Apr 23 05:53:05 <Tsutomu>       Man! That's like watching a car with some peanuts
  1845. Apr 23 05:53:05 <Blue>  OONTS SMELLS
  1846. Apr 23 05:53:13 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1847. Apr 23 05:53:14 <OONTS> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the back to hold a piece of Triforce like you, but then I took a Light Arrow to the nexus, ゼカリヤ!
  1848. Apr 23 05:53:14 <PolterGhost>   You know what else would go well with that burger?  Ripped pants.
  1849. Apr 23 05:53:28 <Blue>  ..that. Wow.
  1850. Apr 23 05:53:29 <Tsutomu>       Goes down like singing lubricant gel of a sausage
  1851. Apr 23 05:53:35 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1852. Apr 23 05:53:36 <Blue>  Yep.
  1853. Apr 23 05:53:37 <OONTS> It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.
  1854. Apr 23 05:54:05 <Colbert>       Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh, Ye-ye-yeh, Ye-ye-yeh, Ohohohohooooooooooo, Aaaaoooooh aaaooo, Hooo haha
  1855. Apr 23 05:54:07 <Tsutomu>       Seriously like repairing a truck with a sex doll
  1856. Apr 23 05:54:15 <Tsutomu>       fffffffffft
  1857. Apr 23 05:54:20 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1858. Apr 23 05:54:22 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1859. Apr 23 05:54:22 <OONTS> fun stuff, tbh
  1860. Apr 23 05:54:23 <Tsutomu>       Don't you think you look like dancing a cup of tea to a sexdoll
  1861. Apr 23 05:54:29 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1862. Apr 23 05:54:30 <OONTS> I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feeling better, we'll bang ok
  1863. Apr 23 05:54:31 <Tsutomu>       Looks like cooking a horse in an alien
  1864. Apr 23 05:54:32 <Remilia>       HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA WHATS GOIN ON?
  1865. Apr 23 05:54:32 <Tsutomu>       That's like flying a condom
  1866. Apr 23 05:54:52 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1867. Apr 23 05:54:53 <OONTS> The overlord will serve as a retard magnet, drawing out the protoss army from his base. Then my lings will come in from behind and pull the army in place and your baneling just come in him
  1868. Apr 23 05:54:53 <Blue>  I'll have you know that condoms are quite aerodynamic!
  1869. Apr 23 05:54:54 *       Tsutomu throws a beer out of the window
  1870. Apr 23 05:54:57 <Remilia>       Bye!
  1871. Apr 23 05:55:02 *       Remilia (Nyah@nw-BD498B47.netvigator.com) has left #piratesofr'lyeh
  1872. Apr 23 05:55:03 *       Tsutomu throws a catgirl after Remilia
  1873. Apr 23 05:55:17 <PolterGhost>   Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
  1874. Apr 23 05:55:18 <Tsutomu>       Impressive! Like watching a street with a cookie
  1875. Apr 23 05:56:01 <PolterGhost>   A modern day warrior mean mean stride, today's Tom Sawyer mean mean pride
  1876. Apr 23 05:56:13 <Blue>  I need a hero!
  1877. Apr 23 05:56:14 <Tsutomu>       Goes down like feeding a sandwich
  1878. Apr 23 05:56:19 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1879. Apr 23 05:56:21 <OONTS> God damnit BLORTH for making it remember that
  1880. Apr 23 05:56:35 <Tsutomu>       IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!1!!1111
  1881. Apr 23 05:56:35 <Tsutomu>       ffffft
  1882. Apr 23 05:56:40 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1883. Apr 23 05:56:42 <OONTS> I used to hold a piece of Triforce like you once, then I took an arrow to the knee
  1884. Apr 23 05:56:43 <Tsutomu>       Pfft. You look like feeding a cucumber with a zombie
  1885. Apr 23 05:57:42 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1886. Apr 23 05:57:44 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  1887. Apr 23 05:57:45 <Tsutomu>       You seem to like reading a man
  1888. Apr 23 05:57:53 <PolterGhost>   You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill, I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose free will
  1889. Apr 23 05:57:54 <Tsutomu>       You seem to like killing a woman
  1890. Apr 23 05:58:02 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1891. Apr 23 05:58:03 <OONTS> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
  1892. Apr 23 05:58:23 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1893. Apr 23 05:58:23 <OONTS> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
  1894. Apr 23 05:58:34 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1895. Apr 23 05:58:35 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  1896. Apr 23 05:58:36 *       Tsutomu throws iced tea out of the window
  1897. Apr 23 05:58:43 <PolterGhost>   Like marrying a trash compactor and a zamboni
  1898. Apr 23 05:58:54 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1899. Apr 23 05:58:55 <Tsutomu>       ffffft
  1900. Apr 23 05:58:59 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1901. Apr 23 05:59:01 <OONTS> Good call feed it youtube links
  1902. Apr 23 05:59:14 <Colbert>       Spooning with a vengence, I think that's called sex
  1903. Apr 23 05:59:20 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1904. Apr 23 05:59:21 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU HIDE IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  1905. Apr 23 05:59:39 <PolterGhost>   I ate youtube once, then I took the red pill and saw how deep the rabbit hole goes
  1906. Apr 23 05:59:39 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1907. Apr 23 05:59:52 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1908. Apr 23 05:59:53 <OONTS> Ok so I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  1909. Apr 23 06:00:12 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1910. Apr 23 06:00:13 <OONTS> That's like russian roulet but with gay slash
  1911. Apr 23 06:00:35 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1912. Apr 23 06:00:36 <OONTS> Oh boy this section has a sub called  Harry Potter and Broken Wands
  1913. Apr 23 06:00:58 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1914. Apr 23 06:00:59 <OONTS> Ok so random sorting soeone pick a number between 1 and 50
  1915. Apr 23 06:01:12 <Blue>  The number is 'tits'.
  1916. Apr 23 06:01:19 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1917. Apr 23 06:01:21 <OONTS> Try and see if we can make the page file
  1918. Apr 23 06:01:34 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1919. Apr 23 06:01:36 <OONTS> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!1!!1111
  1920. Apr 23 06:01:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1921. Apr 23 06:01:48 <OONTS> I wish the goddamn babelizer still existed. The translator API is deprecated now.
  1922. Apr 23 06:02:05 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1923. Apr 23 06:02:06 <OONTS> and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the knee, God kills a kitten.
  1924. Apr 23 06:02:18 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1925. Apr 23 06:02:20 <OONTS> I used to hold a piece of Triforce like you, but then I took a Light Arrow to the file
  1926. Apr 23 06:02:33 <Blue>  YES! Oh, wait. DIODE!
  1927. Apr 23 06:02:39 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1928. Apr 23 06:02:40 <OONTS> It's a love story for the ages. "And he didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it's mangled the harry potter
  1929. Apr 23 06:03:02 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1930. Apr 23 06:03:03 <OONTS> "Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the watchers; safe, they can no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  1931. Apr 23 06:03:21 <PolterGhost>   "Die monster!  You don't belong in this world!"  Richter tightened his grip on his ancestor's whip.  Dracula emitted a chuckle and scoffed at him.  "It was not by my hand that I have once again been given flesh.  I was called here by humans who wished to pay me tribute."  "TRIBUTE!?!" Richter spouted, his face flush with rage.
  1932. Apr 23 06:03:36 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1933. Apr 23 06:03:37 <OONTS> Hard when Tsutomu is being a fail fag
  1934. Apr 23 06:03:37 <Tsutomu>       My name.
  1935. Apr 23 06:04:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1936. Apr 23 06:04:05 <OONTS> Need more all caps to be eaten by a grue.
  1937. Apr 23 06:04:32 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1938. Apr 23 06:04:33 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU HIDE IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  1939. Apr 23 06:04:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1940. Apr 23 06:04:43 <OONTS> Join us! We shall make life fun!
  1941. Apr 23 06:04:53 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1942. Apr 23 06:04:54 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS
  1943. Apr 23 06:05:00 <PolterGhost>   "You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"  Dracula smiled and sniggered.  "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."  "Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!" Richter lashed back.  "What is a man?"  Dracula tossed his wine glass to the ground in protest.  "A miserable pile of secrets!  But enough talk, have at you!"
  1944. Apr 23 06:05:37 <PolterGhost>   Alright, there's my castlevania fanfiction for the day
  1945. Apr 23 06:06:02 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1946. Apr 23 06:06:03 <OONTS> I fucking love steak
  1947. Apr 23 06:06:05 <PolterGhost>   Okay, more like novelization
  1948. Apr 23 06:06:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1949. Apr 23 06:06:19 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I HEAR "WHY DO YOU HIDE IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT
  1950. Apr 23 06:06:36 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1951. Apr 23 06:06:37 <OONTS> Jump the shark!
  1952. Apr 23 06:06:45 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1953. Apr 23 06:06:45 <OONTS> <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I told you that your wang was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him.  "It was not by my hand that reaches around and holds the waist and the banelings are you inserting yourself into his body
  1954. Apr 23 06:07:04 <Colbert>       What.
  1955. Apr 23 06:07:05 <Colbert>       The.
  1956. Apr 23 06:07:07 <Colbert>       FUCK!
  1957. Apr 23 06:07:15 *       PolterGhost can't stop laughing
  1958. Apr 23 06:08:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1959. Apr 23 06:08:05 <OONTS> He is forced to bend, his chained forearms resting against the wooden pole in front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  1960. Apr 23 06:08:24 <Colbert>       And now on to our 3 minute sodomy break!
  1961. Apr 23 06:08:41 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1962. Apr 23 06:08:42 <OONTS> TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR (TOO MANY DICKS)
  1963. Apr 23 06:08:55 <Colbert>       Wow 5x dickception
  1964. Apr 23 06:09:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1965. Apr 23 06:09:40 <OONTS> Ok so I can hesitate no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips me
  1966. Apr 23 06:09:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1967. Apr 23 06:09:58 <OONTS> I ate youtube once, then I took a Light Arrow to the nexus, ゼカリヤ!
  1968. Apr 23 06:10:34 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1969. Apr 23 06:10:36 <OONTS> "YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPHECY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.
  1970. Apr 23 06:10:46 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1971. Apr 23 06:10:48 <OONTS> Hive mind in this dick
  1972. Apr 23 06:11:10 <Colbert>       Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh, Ye-ye-yeh, Ye-ye-yeh, Ohohohohooooooooooo, Aaaaoooooh aaaooo, Hooo haha
  1973. Apr 23 06:11:19 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1974. Apr 23 06:11:20 <OONTS> What is a man?"  Dracula tossed his wine glass to the ground. Then he whirled his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the star, and the banelings are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the watchers; safe, they can no longer. I spread him open with one hand, then plunge in. Searing hot tightness grips
  1975. Apr 23 06:12:02 <Colbert>       This is just wrong.
  1976. Apr 23 06:12:05 <PolterGhost>   I love Dracula's time slowing wang
  1977. Apr 23 06:12:26 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1978. Apr 23 06:12:28 <OONTS> He bent down and pulled his wang.
  1979. Apr 23 06:12:28 <Blue>  This is existential shit.
  1980. Apr 23 06:12:30 <Blue>  The banelings are you.
  1981. Apr 23 06:12:33 <Blue>  The banelings are you.
  1982. Apr 23 06:12:34 <Blue>  The banelings are you.
  1983. Apr 23 06:13:01 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1984. Apr 23 06:13:02 <OONTS> Ok so random sorting soeone pick a number between 1 and 50
  1985. Apr 23 06:13:27 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1986. Apr 23 06:13:29 <OONTS> If you want to flush it you need to keep adding shit to it
  1987. Apr 23 06:13:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1988. Apr 23 06:13:39 <OONTS> Is this real life or is this just fantasy
  1989. Apr 23 06:13:39 <Blue>  He's an oversexed one-eyed househusband on his last day in the job. She's a mentally unstable tomboy bodyguard in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!
  1990. Apr 23 06:13:56 <Blue>  He's an oversexed one-eyed househusband on his last day in the job. She's a mentally unstable tomboy bodyguard in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!
  1991. Apr 23 06:14:03 <Colbert>       the damn 5 second buffer
  1992. Apr 23 06:14:13 <Blue>  He's an unconventional crooked cat burglar moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a ditzy cat-loving journalist with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
  1993. Apr 23 06:14:22 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1994. Apr 23 06:14:23 <OONTS> <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I told you that your wang was a wang?
  1995. Apr 23 06:14:38 <Colbert>       That is fucking DEEP
  1996. Apr 23 06:14:48 <Blue>  Like MY PENIS. In YOUR MOM.
  1997. Apr 23 06:14:58 <Colbert>       OONTS
  1998. Apr 23 06:14:59 <OONTS> He's an oversexed one-eyed househusband on his ancestor's whip.  Dracula emitted a chuckle and scoffed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the 18th sub on page 38 is.....Anything That Passes Through Your Mind by Fenhir
  1999. Apr 23 06:15:27 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2000. Apr 23 06:15:28 <OONTS> Like marrying a trash compactor and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the back to the nexus, ゼカリヤ!
  2001. Apr 23 06:15:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2002. Apr 23 06:15:44 <OONTS> I am taking too long. A muttered spell adjusts the bindings and spins the werewolf around so his back is to me and the banelings are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the wrong place at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  2003. Apr 23 06:15:53 <Blue>  He's a time-tossed gay matador who believes he can never love again. She's a supernatural hip-hop magician's assistant from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
  2004. Apr 23 06:16:05 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2005. Apr 23 06:16:06 <OONTS> get back in the tent with like three guards on her. God I need some fucking poptarts
  2006. Apr 23 06:16:06 <PolterGhost>   oh god, now you're using random generators
  2007. Apr 23 06:16:36 <Colbert>       plum imdb quotes
  2008. Apr 23 06:17:10 <Blue>  Hey, They Fight Crime! is an AWESOME randomgen.
  2009. Apr 23 06:17:24 <Colbert>       Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can't remember her name = The life of Rihanna, OH NA NA THATS A SHAME
  2010. Apr 23 06:17:35 <Blue>  He's a suave umbrella-wielding werewolf in drag. She's a warm-hearted mutant college professor from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!
  2011. Apr 23 06:17:44 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2012. Apr 23 06:17:45 <OONTS> Yeah this is either the best idea we've had or the worst
  2013. Apr 23 06:17:58 <PolterGhost>   I wish you were an astronaut so I could hand you a freeze-dried shit sandwich
  2014. Apr 23 06:18:33 <Colbert>       We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
  2015. Apr 23 06:18:47 <Blue>  Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?
  2016. Apr 23 06:19:09 <Colbert>       I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.
  2017. Apr 23 06:19:26 <Blue>  I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?
  2018. Apr 23 06:19:40 <Colbert>       But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so
  2019. Apr 23 06:19:40 <Colbert>        sportive.
  2020. Apr 23 06:19:55 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2021. Apr 23 06:19:56 <OONTS> John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at me sadly with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wa
  2022. Apr 23 06:20:26 <Colbert>       we all know it was trying to complete wang
  2023. Apr 23 06:20:43 <Blue>  No, it was trying to complete WAND. You dirty minded individual! Wand wand wand!
  2024. Apr 23 06:20:53 <Colbert>       we never taught it wand
  2025. Apr 23 06:21:09 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2026. Apr 23 06:21:10 <OONTS> link me to that site with the harry potter
  2027. Apr 23 06:21:22 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2028. Apr 23 06:21:22 <OONTS> Considering Tsutomu would go ape shit on those logs
  2029. Apr 23 06:21:23 *       Tsutomu doesn't want to get disturbed while playing Soul Calibur !!!
  2030. Apr 23 06:21:29 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2031. Apr 23 06:21:30 <OONTS> No, it was trying to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPHECY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.
  2032. Apr 23 06:21:41 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2033. Apr 23 06:21:42 <OONTS> Her name was Lola, she was a top 100 bash.org quote
  2034. Apr 23 06:21:47 <Blue>  So is this suddenly Kurt Kobain x Space Marine x Vampire slash?
  2035. Apr 23 06:21:54 <Colbert>       yes
  2036. Apr 23 06:22:23 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2037. Apr 23 06:22:23 <OONTS> he already made 3 game poop Skyrim
  2038. Apr 23 06:22:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2039. Apr 23 06:22:44 <OONTS> What if I told you that your wang was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the bright light instantly dissolved it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the watch
  2040. Apr 23 06:23:14 <Blue>  Wang marine?
  2041. Apr 23 06:23:22 <Colbert>       with smexy goffik black hair
  2042. Apr 23 06:23:33 <PolterGhost>   "YOUR WANG WAS A SPACE MARINE FOR FOURTEEN YEARS"
  2043. Apr 23 06:23:34 <Blue>  That sounds like an Ork to me. :|
  2044. Apr 23 06:23:36 <PolterGhost>   That's pretty fucking awesome
  2045. Apr 23 06:23:48 <Colbert>       That's my new quit line
  2046. Apr 23 06:23:48 <Blue>  Detachable penis
  2047. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Mon Apr 23 06:24:03 2012
  2048.  
  2049. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Mon Apr 23 06:24:03 2012
  2050.  
  2051. Apr 23 06:24:41 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2052. Apr 23 06:24:42 <OONTS> He ran onto the field as you!" Richter lashed back.  "What is a man?"  Dracula tossed his wine glass to the nexus, ゼカリヤ!
  2053. Apr 23 06:24:50 <Blue>  That's how you make moar Probes!
  2054. Apr 23 06:24:55 <Blue>  Or bruises.
  2055. Apr 23 06:25:00 <Colbert>       “I luv u TaEbory.” he whispered sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.
  2056. Apr 23 06:25:08 <Blue>  BAM! Wine glass to the nexus!
  2057. Apr 23 06:25:46 <Colbert>       STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
  2058. Apr 23 06:27:59 <Colbert>       This is just wrong
  2059. Apr 23 06:28:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2060. Apr 23 06:28:06 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2061. Apr 23 06:28:07 <OONTS> Wow why doesn't pick up actions, btw.
  2062. Apr 23 06:28:11 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2063. Apr 23 06:28:12 <OONTS> So yeah this is either the best of 'em carried this. It's dark here.  You're starting to see signs of the deserted classroom. He tried to blew him up. But then I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
  2064. Apr 23 06:29:04 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2065. Apr 23 06:29:06 <OONTS> With the frequency it is said.
  2066. Apr 23 06:30:15 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2067. Apr 23 06:30:17 <OONTS> Ahhhhhhhhh, Ya ya yaaaah, Ya ya yaaah, Ya ya yaaah, Yaaah ya yah, Ohohohohoooo, Oh ya yaaah, Ya ya yaaah, Ya ya yaaah, Ya ya yaaah, Yaaah ya yah, Ye-ye-yeh, Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh, Ye-ye-yeh, Ye-ye-yeh, Ohohohohoh
  2068. Apr 23 06:31:17 <Blue>  OONTS
  2069. Apr 23 06:31:18 <Colbert>       The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs o
  2070. Apr 23 06:31:18 <Colbert>       f earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
  2071. Apr 23 06:31:18 <OONTS> I used to hold him in place while I THRUST my mighty roach dick.
  2072. Apr 23 06:31:21 <PolterGhost>   Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
  2073. Apr 23 06:31:56 <Colbert>       I have no mouth and I must scream!
  2074. Apr 23 06:31:59 <Colbert>       right?
  2075. Apr 23 06:32:09 <Blue>  What meets Iris, however, is a fist upside the jaw. Rain stares, her wings spread wide, a sky blue feather drifting down from it. "...son of a... don't freakin' LEAP at people like that!" Her arm is still outstretched and her chest heaves as she takes a long, deep breath.
  2076. Apr 23 06:32:27 <Colbert>       My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
  2077. Apr 23 06:32:28 <PolterGhost>   Yes, colbert
  2078. Apr 23 06:32:32 <Colbert>       Awe yeah
  2079. Apr 23 06:32:38 <Colbert>       Now that was a fucking evil computer
  2080. Apr 23 06:32:47 <Blue>  Had a hell of an ending.
  2081. Apr 23 06:32:51 <Blue>  OONTS
  2082. Apr 23 06:32:53 <Colbert>       GLaDoS is a fucking kitten vis that fucker
  2083. Apr 23 06:32:54 <Colbert>       vs
  2084. Apr 23 06:33:01 <Blue>  OONTS
  2085. Apr 23 06:33:02 <OONTS> My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the watchers; safe, they can no longer see what I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  2086. Apr 23 06:33:29 <Colbert>       Oh. Dear. God.
  2087. Apr 23 06:33:41 <Blue>  That's what she said!
  2088. Apr 23 06:33:49 <Colbert>       The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!
  2089. Apr 23 06:34:15 <Colbert>       And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
  2090. Apr 23 06:34:28 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2091. Apr 23 06:34:29 <OONTS> We should rename it to the ground in protest.  "A miserable pile of chicks
  2092. Apr 23 06:34:35 <Blue>  "He drove the car into the Forbidden Forest!" That's a euphemism, kids! It's for hot dickings!
  2093. Apr 23 06:34:42 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2094. Apr 23 06:34:43 <OONTS> Swear that's like the hand that I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the wrong time. They fight crime!
  2095. Apr 23 06:34:59 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2096. Apr 23 06:35:00 <OONTS> My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair
  2097. Apr 23 06:35:10 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2098. Apr 23 06:35:11 <OONTS> When someone pulls their cock out, don't see myself sticking it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way you like it.
  2099. Apr 23 06:35:14 *       Lejes (chatzilla@nw-B237F4D7.rstr.qwest.net) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  2100. Apr 23 06:35:14 *       ChanServ sets mode +a #piratesofr'lyeh Lejes
  2101. Apr 23 06:35:14 *       ChanServ gives channel operator status to Lejes
  2102. Apr 23 06:35:21 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2103. Apr 23 06:35:22 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDGEMENTAL LITTLE MOUTH, PUT YOURSELF IN THE BOX! THE BOX BECOMES YOU! YOU BECOME THE BOX! ITS A STATE OF BEING MOST PEOPLE CAN'T JUST STOP HIDING IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX!" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE! SO BEFORE YOU GO AROUND RUNNING YOUR JUDG
  2104. Apr 23 06:35:33 <Colbert>       This really gets worse by the second
  2105. Apr 23 06:35:53 <Colbert>       Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door.
  2106. Apr 23 06:36:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2107. Apr 23 06:36:09 <OONTS> He's a time-tossed gay matador who believes he can never love again. She's a warm-hearted mutant college professor from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
  2108. Apr 23 06:36:19 <Blue>  Wow, that one was coherent.
  2109. Apr 23 06:36:27 <Blue>  Sadly.
  2110. Apr 23 06:36:29 <Colbert>       For once something not mangled that's not gay porn
  2111. Apr 23 06:36:38 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2112. Apr 23 06:36:39 <OONTS> He's an oversexed one-eyed househusband on his ancestor's whip.  Dracula emitted a chuckle and scoffed at him and tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But t
  2113. Apr 23 06:37:02 <Colbert>       We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
  2114. Apr 23 06:37:20 <Colbert>       I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
  2115. Apr 23 06:37:36 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2116. Apr 23 06:37:37 <OONTS> That means its holding onto shit and not dumping it to DICKSBOT
  2117. Apr 23 06:37:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2118. Apr 23 06:37:48 <OONTS> IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO  FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  2119. Apr 23 06:38:16 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2120. Apr 23 06:38:17 <OONTS> So when he tries to wiggle away your lings are like the fifth dickception
  2121. Apr 23 06:38:34 <Blue>  MOAR LINGS. MOAR LINGS. KEKEKEKEKE KEKEKEKEKE
  2122. Apr 23 06:38:40 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2123. Apr 23 06:38:41 <OONTS> I cant actually -tell-
  2124. Apr 23 06:38:54 <Colbert>       I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?
  2125. Apr 23 06:39:11 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2126. Apr 23 06:39:12 <OONTS> That's a mentally unstable tomboy bodyguard in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it's mangled the harry potter
  2127. Apr 23 06:39:34 <Blue>  That's our man. Mangling the Harry Potter.
  2128. Apr 23 06:41:03 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2129. Apr 23 06:41:03 <OONTS> I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?
  2130. Apr 23 06:41:13 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2131. Apr 23 06:41:14 <OONTS> My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I could hand you a freeze-dried shit sandwich
  2132. Apr 23 06:41:29 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2133. Apr 23 06:41:29 <OONTS> Ttly trying to make out keenly against a tree. He took of his clothes. I even took of his clothes. I even took of his clothes. I even took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his thingie into my thoughts; I am so happy I log chat
  2134. Apr 23 06:42:01 <Colbert>       “Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. “Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…
  2135. Apr 23 06:42:17 <Blue>  Bananas.
  2136. Apr 23 06:42:22 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2137. Apr 23 06:42:24 <OONTS> CRAZY?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! DO YOU HIDE IN A BOX!? ITS SO RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HIDE IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN THE  BACKGROUND TO THE MAX
  2138. Apr 23 06:42:35 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2139. Apr 23 06:42:35 <OONTS> He's an oversexed one-eyed househusband on his ancestor's whip.  Dracula emitted a chuckle and scoffed at him.  "It was not by my hand that reaches around and holds the waist and the watchers; safe, they can no longer see what I can. Remus is nearly fully hard, I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  2140. Apr 23 06:43:12 <Colbert>       “I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”
  2141. Apr 23 06:43:24 <Colbert>       Am I a bad person for feeding it lines from my immortal
  2142. Apr 23 06:43:34 <Colbert>       Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
  2143. Apr 23 06:43:42 <Blue>  Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?
  2144. Apr 23 06:43:47 <PolterGhost>   Am I a bad person for adding shitty narration between lines from Castlevania?
  2145. Apr 23 06:43:51 <Colbert>       Hell no
  2146. Apr 23 06:43:54 <Colbert>       That's fucking awesome
  2147. Apr 23 06:44:12 <Colbert>       We need to keep feeding it chunks of text
  2148. Apr 23 06:44:17 <Doctor_Vex>    OONTS GLORIOUS TEABAGGING
  2149. Apr 23 06:44:18 <OONTS> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
  2150. Apr 23 06:44:31 <Blue>  GLORIOUS TEABAGGING
  2151. Apr 23 06:44:33 <Colbert>       If the page file triggers then most if not all of our progress can be saved
  2152. Apr 23 06:44:39 <Colbert>       I'll settle for most
  2153. Apr 23 06:44:55 <Blue>  Most means it's fragmented and messy.
  2154. Apr 23 06:44:55 <Colbert>       because then we can use logs to feed it back what's been said or just update the page file
  2155. Apr 23 06:45:07 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2156. Apr 23 06:45:08 <OONTS> Spooning with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on my nails in red nail polish as we went upstairs excitedly with Draco and I had a really big you-know-what in my tool sexily.
  2157. Apr 23 06:45:26 <Colbert>       SHE HAS A DICK
  2158. Apr 23 06:45:28 <Colbert>       RUN
  2159. Apr 23 06:45:37 <PolterGhost>   It's like getting your dick caught in a food processor, with meaty cock chunks flung far across the room, and the sound of your mother screaming as it slaps her in the face like a bloody scrotum sponge.
  2160. Apr 23 06:45:46 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2161. Apr 23 06:45:46 <Blue>  !PANS HO
  2162. Apr 23 06:45:47 <OONTS> Welcome back to hold him in place and your baneling just come in him
  2163. Apr 23 06:46:00 <Doctor_Vex>    Bruma. That's where men a women.
  2164. Apr 23 06:46:02 <Colbert>       Yeah OONTS is going to rape someone
  2165. Apr 23 06:46:17 <Doctor_Vex>    Bruma. That's where men are women.
  2166. Apr 23 06:46:20 <Doctor_Vex>    also
  2167. Apr 23 06:46:21 <Colbert>       But who is OONTS going to assfuck without consent
  2168. Apr 23 06:46:23 <PolterGhost>   God, why do I come up with such bizarre shit off the top of my head
  2169. Apr 23 06:46:30 <Colbert>       Because dicks
  2170. Apr 23 06:46:33 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2171. Apr 23 06:46:35 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2172. Apr 23 06:46:36 <OONTS> I like how it repeats the lines
  2173. Apr 23 06:46:44 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2174. Apr 23 06:46:45 <OONTS> "YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPHECY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.
  2175. Apr 23 06:46:51 <Blue>  My cat's breath smells like cat food.
  2176. Apr 23 06:46:57 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2177. Apr 23 06:46:58 <OONTS> Ok so random sorting soeone pick a number between 1 and 50
  2178. Apr 23 06:47:15 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2179. Apr 23 06:47:17 <OONTS> It's a ditzy cat-loving journalist with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
  2180. Apr 23 06:47:23 <PolterGhost>   My dog's breath smells like sweaty vagina
  2181. Apr 23 06:47:34 <Blue>  My dogs vagina smells like sweaty cats
  2182. Apr 23 06:47:42 <Colbert>       “You look kawai, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappea
  2183. Apr 23 06:47:42 <Colbert>       red and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
  2184. Apr 23 06:47:49 <PolterGhost>   My dog's breath smells like sweaty vagina with a hint of peanut-butter and sexual frustration
  2185. Apr 23 06:47:56 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2186. Apr 23 06:47:57 <OONTS> I wish you were an astronaut so I can smell his arousal. My own responds in kind, moisture gathering. I hold back a moan.
  2187. Apr 23 06:48:22 <Blue>  That one's pure gold.
  2188. Apr 23 06:48:53 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2189. Apr 23 06:48:54 <OONTS> A modern day warrior mean mean pride
  2190. Apr 23 06:49:18 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2191. Apr 23 06:49:20 <OONTS> “You look kawai, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I knew Ralph before he ate gerbils
  2192. Apr 23 06:49:32 <Doctor_Vex>    Let's get to bashing butts, as well as DEEEZ NUTS!
  2193. Apr 23 06:49:39 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2194. Apr 23 06:49:41 <OONTS> I was called here by humans who wished to pay me tribute."  "TRIBUTE!?!" Richter spouted, his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had disappea
  2195. Apr 23 06:49:48 <Blue>  OONTS
  2196. Apr 23 06:49:49 <OONTS> Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a pentagram for me. One of my top. Then I took off my black leather bar. I took off his pants. We went on really well, and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in Vampire’s classroom where he was naked. He had a great time. So
  2197. Apr 23 06:50:07 <Blue>  That one is going to give me nightmares.
  2198. Apr 23 06:50:19 <Colbert>       So we got beastality and rape covered
  2199. Apr 23 06:50:34 <Colbert>       We're teaching OONTS all the best things
  2200. Apr 23 06:50:35 <OONTS> and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to our 3 minute sodomy break!
  2201. Apr 23 06:50:46 <Blue>  Does Sonic the Hedgehog even WEAR pants? EVER? I know he's got SHOES. But. Don't forget the masochism and necrophilia. And now sodomy.
  2202. Apr 23 06:51:07 <Colbert>       this is just wow
  2203. Apr 23 06:51:15 <Colbert>       We're teaching OONTS all the best things in life
  2204. Apr 23 06:51:16 <OONTS> He's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.
  2205. Apr 23 06:51:35 <Doctor_Vex>    HOLY
  2206. Apr 23 06:51:42 <Doctor_Vex>    4 lore so far in one go
  2207. Apr 23 06:51:48 <Colbert>       Fuck you I only got one
  2208. Apr 23 06:51:55 <Colbert>       “No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
  2209. Apr 23 06:52:06 <Blue>  Lore? What lore? TAINTED lore?
  2210. Apr 23 06:52:08 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2211. Apr 23 06:52:53 <Doctor_Vex>    i literally entered the library and got two lore right after
  2212. Apr 23 06:53:12 <Colbert>       I hate you
  2213. Apr 23 06:53:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2214. Apr 23 06:53:18 <OONTS> with smexy goffik black hair
  2215. Apr 23 06:53:24 <Blue>  Cause it's the first of May, first of May. Outdoor fucking starts today. So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay.
  2216. Apr 23 06:53:45 <Blue>  The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe. Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto. Grass below you, sky above. Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called... fucking outside.
  2217. Apr 23 06:53:51 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2218. Apr 23 06:53:52 <OONTS> It didn't see myself sticking it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
  2219. Apr 23 06:54:09 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2220. Apr 23 06:54:10 <OONTS> I'm sitting in shitty fanfiction land and need to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that's like russian roulet but with gay slash
  2221. Apr 23 06:54:33 <Colbert>       OONTS, is a gold machine
  2222. Apr 23 06:54:34 <OONTS> He is forced to bend, his chained forearms resting against the wooden pole in front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.
  2223. Apr 23 06:55:21 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2224. Apr 23 06:55:23 <OONTS> I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the tent with like three guards on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
  2225. Apr 23 06:56:09 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2226. Apr 23 06:56:11 <OONTS> I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in Vampire’s classroom where he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to flush it you need to increase the Markov Chain in action.
  2227. Apr 23 06:56:54 <Doctor_Vex>    http://www.imagebanana.com/view/nqdvidah/lore.png
  2228. Apr 23 06:56:59 <Colbert>       So in one night we've caused a bot to go from blank slate to full blown insanity in a single session
  2229. Apr 23 06:57:00 <Doctor_Vex>    worth a screenshot
  2230. Apr 23 06:57:09 <Colbert>       That's a perfect example of a Markov Chain
  2231. Apr 23 06:57:29 <Colbert>       damn son
  2232. Apr 23 06:57:33 <Colbert>       grats on that
  2233. Apr 23 06:58:18 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2234. Apr 23 06:58:19 <OONTS> do you make that sound?
  2235. Apr 23 06:58:32 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2236. Apr 23 06:58:32 <Blue>  Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil
  2237. Apr 23 06:58:32 <Blue>  army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
  2238. Apr 23 06:58:33 <OONTS> I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went out with Draco. We went on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
  2239. Apr 23 06:58:59 <Colbert>       and it's 7am sweet fuck I need to sleep
  2240. Apr 23 06:59:05 *       Syanda (ca9c0e65@nw-428D4711.mibbit.com) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  2241. Apr 23 06:59:05 *       ChanServ gives channel operator status to Syanda
  2242. Apr 23 06:59:06 <Blue>  OONTS
  2243. Apr 23 06:59:07 <OONTS> ..that. Wow.
  2244. Apr 23 06:59:25 <Colbert>       I swear this was the most productive pointless task ever
  2245. Apr 23 06:59:32 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2246. Apr 23 06:59:33 <OONTS> I wish the goddamn babelizer still existed. The translator API is deprecated now.
  2247. Apr 23 06:59:40 <Colbert>       !service
  2248. Apr 23 06:59:41 *       Tsutomu gave Colbert a simple task but the outcome was a mess, nothing he would pay for.
  2249. Apr 23 06:59:46 <Colbert>       Balls
  2250. Apr 23 06:59:50 <Blue>  It's like masturbation. Only with your mind.
  2251. Apr 23 06:59:58 <Blue>  As far as productive pointless tasks go.
  2252. Apr 23 07:00:09 <Colbert>       Well when a bot tells me "What if I told you that your wang was a space marine for fourteen years" that's fucking awesome
  2253. Apr 23 07:00:31 <Blue>  I think that's the best thing I've heard in 14 years.
  2254. Apr 23 07:00:37 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2255. Apr 23 07:00:38 <OONTS> I was still upset. I slit both of my hottest fantasies. In front of him. I hope this does not hurt him too much, but I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I went to some classes. Vampire was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me. But now it was too mad to care. I stomped out. Draco ran out even thou
  2256. Apr 23 07:00:59 <Blue>  OONTS
  2257. Apr 23 07:01:00 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A BOX! YOU SHOULD STOP HIDING IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  2258. Apr 23 07:01:09 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2259. Apr 23 07:01:10 <OONTS> I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?
  2260. Apr 23 07:01:21 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2261. Apr 23 07:01:22 <OONTS> Now that was a fucking kitten vis that fucker
  2262. Apr 23 07:01:33 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2263. Apr 23 07:01:34 <OONTS> That's where men are women.
  2264. Apr 23 07:01:43 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2265. Apr 23 07:01:44 <OONTS> "I'M NOT ANIME!!!!!!!!â€? I SHOUT AS I RUN OUT MY FRONT DOOR WITH A PIECE OF TOAST IN  MY MOUTH, RUSHING TO SCHOOL AS THE WIND CARRIES CHERRY BLOSSOMS FROM NEARBY  TREES TO SURROUND ME IN A PINK SHIT STORM WHILE THE BIRDS CHIRP IN THEIR NESTS  AND GLANCE DOWN AT MY WIND-SWEPT HAIR AND PANTING UKE EXPRESSION, ONLY TO SEE ME  BUMP INTO THE ONE THAT MAKES MY KOKORO
  2266. Apr 23 07:01:53 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2267. Apr 23 07:01:54 <OONTS> "Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  2268. Apr 23 07:02:13 <Colbert>       I wonder if we triggered the page file
  2269. Apr 23 07:02:20 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2270. Apr 23 07:02:21 <OONTS> That was a top 100 bash.org quote
  2271. Apr 23 07:02:30 <Blue>  How can you even tell?
  2272. Apr 23 07:02:37 Zamiel Zen
  2273. Apr 23 07:02:41 <Colbert>       Have to ask Zamiel but he's sleepin
  2274. Apr 23 07:02:48 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2275. Apr 23 07:02:50 <OONTS> "YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make it say that more
  2276. Apr 23 07:02:52 <Blue>  I'm not even sure what that means.
  2277. Apr 23 07:02:58 <Blue>  The triggering bit.
  2278. Apr 23 07:03:20 <Colbert>       Basicly OONTS has an 8kb buffer for text we need to hit that and cause it to dump into a save file
  2279. Apr 23 07:03:22 <OONTS> “I do but Diabolo changed it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
  2280. Apr 23 07:03:48 <Colbert>       That's why we kept spaming OONTS horrible text snippits
  2281. Apr 23 07:03:50 <OONTS> Considering Tsutomu would go ape shit on those logs
  2282. Apr 23 07:03:51 <Tsutomu>        ((( !RAPE ALER...  no. forget that....
  2283. Apr 23 07:04:03 <Blue>  Buffer! Buff it! Buff the pylon! Buff the pylon! CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS! Kekekekeke!
  2284. Apr 23 07:04:11 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2285. Apr 23 07:04:13 <OONTS> The default is 8kb before it flushes. Yeah, thats way too huge.
  2286. Apr 23 07:04:40 <Colbert>       So yeah if it didn't trigger we just lost a nights work unless Zamiel is willing to use save logs from the convo to rebuild him
  2287. Apr 23 07:04:53 <Blue>  OONTS now with 97% MORE WUB WUB
  2288. Apr 23 07:04:53 <OONTS> I think that, or he would hear her again, and he took off my black leather bra and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went upstairs. I was still upset. I slit both of my bra. Then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
  2289. Apr 23 07:05:19 <Colbert>       And it'd be fucking worth it to have OONTS go "What if I told you that your wang was a space marine for fourteen years"
  2290. Apr 23 07:05:21 <OONTS> I was called here by humans who wished to pay me tribute."  "TRIBUTE!?!" Richter spouted, his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had disappea
  2291. Apr 23 07:05:24 <Doctor_Vex>    !rrf
  2292. Apr 23 07:05:24 *       Tsutomu opened and then closed his mouth, saying nothing.
  2293. Apr 23 07:05:29 <Doctor_Vex>    !rrf
  2294. Apr 23 07:05:30 *       Tsutomu rips off a piece of Doctor_Vex and eats it.
  2295. Apr 23 07:05:34 <Doctor_Vex>    !rrf
  2296. Apr 23 07:05:34 <Tsutomu>       :O
  2297. Apr 23 07:05:37 <Colbert>       !rrf
  2298. Apr 23 07:05:37 *       Tsutomu opened and then closed his mouth, saying nothing.
  2299. Apr 23 07:05:40 <Colbert>       !rrf
  2300. Apr 23 07:05:40 *       Tsutomu has done enough for Colbert.
  2301. Apr 23 07:05:44 <Blue>  Pulitzer. Fucking pulitzer. Pulitzer prize for that last one.
  2302. Apr 23 07:05:48 <Colbert>       Fuck you Tsutomu least OONTS loves me
  2303. Apr 23 07:05:49 *       Tsutomu dislikes Colbert
  2304. Apr 23 07:05:49 <OONTS> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
  2305. Apr 23 07:05:56 <Doctor_Vex>    lol
  2306. Apr 23 07:06:03 <Blue>  I think that, or he would hear her again, and he took off my black leather bra and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went upstairs. I was still upset. I slit both of my bra. Then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
  2307. Apr 23 07:06:12 <Colbert>       see OONTS knew what I wanted to hear!
  2308. Apr 23 07:06:14 <OONTS> we're close to infinite loop
  2309. Apr 23 07:06:30 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2310. Apr 23 07:06:30 <OONTS> I wish you were an astronaut so I'm sitting in shitty fanfiction land and need to increase the Markov Chain
  2311. Apr 23 07:06:37 <Doctor_Vex>    no idea what you did that he dislikes you
  2312. Apr 23 07:06:49 <Colbert>       Probably the time I cockslapped him
  2313. Apr 23 07:06:57 <Blue>  I don't know his commands, so I don't know how to trigger him.
  2314. Apr 23 07:07:02 <Colbert>       !blowme
  2315. Apr 23 07:07:03 -Tsutomu-       I might have time for you in 468 seconds
  2316. Apr 23 07:07:10 <Colbert>       Just use that one
  2317. Apr 23 07:07:15 <Colbert>       You'll love it
  2318. Apr 23 07:07:17 <Blue>  I'll pass.
  2319. Apr 23 07:07:20 <Colbert>       Wuss
  2320. Apr 23 07:07:21 <Doctor_Vex>    lol
  2321. Apr 23 07:07:34 <Colbert>       We need to get OONTS to say !blowme
  2322. Apr 23 07:07:35 <OONTS> He's an oversexed one-eyed househusband on his raised wang.
  2323. Apr 23 07:07:53 <Blue>  You're just mad I pawned off all your barbarian loincloths to buy fried chicken.
  2324. Apr 23 07:07:59 <Colbert>       Na bro
  2325. Apr 23 07:08:09 <Colbert>       Do !sex
  2326. Apr 23 07:08:19 <Blue>  OONTS !sex
  2327. Apr 23 07:08:20 <OONTS> Let me find if anyone transcripted old Lamont & Tonelli Tourettes Interviews from when they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me that I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the face like a bloody scrotum sponge.
  2328. Apr 23 07:08:28 <Colbert>       fail
  2329. Apr 23 07:08:37 <Blue>  I dunno that was a pretty good mashup.
  2330. Apr 23 07:08:41 <Colbert>       that was
  2331. Apr 23 07:08:44 <Colbert>       but you failed the command
  2332. Apr 23 07:08:58 <Colbert>       OONTs
  2333. Apr 23 07:08:59 <OONTS> Come on cowboy you and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in the kitchen
  2334. Apr 23 07:08:59 <Blue>  I can't let you do that, Dave.
  2335. Apr 23 07:09:24 <Blue>  Oh snap. Dark Misery was in the kitchen. Was she licking the batter? The cookie dough has raw eggs in it. You'll die of salmonella!
  2336. Apr 23 07:09:31 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2337. Apr 23 07:09:32 <OONTS> I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the wrong place at the wrong place at the wrong place at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
  2338. Apr 23 07:09:52 <Blue>  Impressive loop.
  2339. Apr 23 07:09:52 <Colbert>       Awe look OONTS stutters
  2340. Apr 23 07:09:57 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2341. Apr 23 07:09:57 <OONTS> "You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"  Dracula smiled and sniggered.  "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."  "Mankind ill needs a savior such as you fell, waved his wand and suddenly…
  2342. Apr 23 07:10:17 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2343. Apr 23 07:10:19 <OONTS> Buffer! Buff it! Buff the pylon! Buff the pylon! Buff the pylon! CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS! Kekekekeke!
  2344. Apr 23 07:10:31 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2345. Apr 23 07:10:32 <OONTS> I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and harry potter
  2346. Apr 23 07:10:56 <Colbert>       One of these things doesn't belong
  2347. Apr 23 07:11:07 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2348. Apr 23 07:11:08 <OONTS> But den Draco looked at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair
  2349. Apr 23 07:11:12 <Blue>  Yeah. That person doesn't HAVE any friends.
  2350. Apr 23 07:11:20 <Colbert>       !sex
  2351. Apr 23 07:11:21 *       Tsutomu holds up his Golden Dildo and charges after Colbert! But Colbert ran too fast and was able to escape.
  2352. Apr 23 07:11:33 <Colbert>       !service
  2353. Apr 23 07:11:37 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2354. Apr 23 07:11:46 <Blue>  !fanservice
  2355. Apr 23 07:11:47 <Colbert>       !service OONTS
  2356. Apr 23 07:11:48 -Tsutomu-       I might have time for you in 183 seconds
  2357. Apr 23 07:12:01 <Blue>  !fanservice OONTS
  2358. Apr 23 07:12:02 <OONTS> I'll see you in flagrante delicto. Grass below you, sky above. Celebrate spring with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
  2359. Apr 23 07:12:19 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2360. Apr 23 07:12:19 <OONTS> Sonic the Hedgehog even WEAR pants? EVER? I know he's got SHOES. But. Don't forget the masochism and necrophilia. And now sodomy.
  2361. Apr 23 07:12:28 <Blue>  ...I'm saving that line. Celebrate spring with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots.
  2362. Apr 23 07:12:31 <Doctor_Vex>    Bruma. That's where men are women.
  2363. Apr 23 07:12:35 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2364. Apr 23 07:12:36 <OONTS> I'm saving that line. Celebrate spring with a vengence, I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?
  2365. Apr 23 07:12:39 <Doctor_Vex>    !chaos
  2366. Apr 23 07:12:40 *       Tsutomu rages!
  2367. Apr 23 07:12:59 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2368. Apr 23 07:13:01 <OONTS> with smexy goffik black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on my clothes all huffily and then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”
  2369. Apr 23 07:13:09 <Colbert>       !service OONTS
  2370. Apr 23 07:13:10 -Tsutomu-       I might have time for you in 101 seconds
  2371. Apr 23 07:13:10 <OONTS> Wow 5x dickception
  2372. Apr 23 07:13:10 <Tsutomu>       Impressive! Like raiding some meat with lubricant gel
  2373. Apr 23 07:13:20 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2374. Apr 23 07:13:21 <OONTS> God damnit BLORTH for making it remember that
  2375. Apr 23 07:13:26 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2376. Apr 23 07:13:27 <OONTS> “I do but Diabolo changed it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a bloody scrotum sponge.
  2377. Apr 23 07:13:29 *       rufio (chatzilla@nw-D07666B9.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au) has joined #piratesofr'lyeh
  2378. Apr 23 07:13:29 *       Tsutomu smacks rufio
  2379. Apr 23 07:13:34 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2380. Apr 23 07:13:35 *       ChanServ sets mode +a #piratesofr'lyeh rufio
  2381. Apr 23 07:13:35 *       ChanServ gives channel operator status to rufio
  2382. Apr 23 07:13:35 <OONTS> I was going out with him and tried to blew him up. But then I had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
  2383. Apr 23 07:13:47 <Colbert>       OONTS
  2384. Apr 23 07:13:48 <OONTS> And now on to our 3 minute sodomy break!
  2385. Apr 23 07:14:04 <Colbert>       Well you heard OONTS. SODOMY TIME
  2386. Apr 23 07:14:05 <OONTS> I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the wrong place at the wrong place at the wrong place at the star, and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so
  2387. Apr 23 07:14:06 <Tsutomu>       Looks like raiding a cactus with a bed
  2388. Apr 23 07:14:09 <rufio> yea 2 bot rule in the channel
  2389. Apr 23 07:14:10 <Tsutomu>       Looks like washing a cookie with a candle
  2390. Apr 23 07:15:00 <Tsutomu>       ffffft
  2391. Apr 23 07:15:09 <Doctor_Vex>    now all we need is Generic Pirate and the faction could roll on its own
  2392. Apr 23 07:15:11 <Tsutomu>       [HorribleSubs] [HorribleSubs] Mitsudomoe 2 - 05 [480p].mkv - http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=download&tid=191895
  2393. Apr 23 07:15:28 <rufio> yea genric is allowed to break the 2 bot rule
  2394. Apr 23 07:15:29 <Tsutomu>       That's like holding a tank with an axe
  2395. Apr 23 07:15:33 <Colbert>       OONTS, Tsutomu, and Generic man that's like a bad idea
  2396. Apr 23 07:15:34 <rufio> but the other one has to go
  2397. Apr 23 07:15:34 <OONTS> It's a time-tossed gay matador who believes he can never love again. She's a suave umbrella-wielding werewolf in drag. She's a supernatural hip-hop magician's assistant from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!
  2398. Apr 23 07:15:35 <Tsutomu>       what?
  2399. Apr 23 07:15:35 *       Tsutomu throws a tank out of the window
  2400. Apr 23 07:15:48 <rufio> so whos is it?
  2401. Apr 23 07:15:53 <Colbert>       Zamiel's
  2402. Apr 23 07:16:05 <Colbert>       We had to flush the page file by teaching it horrible thigns
  2403. Apr 23 07:16:07 <Tsutomu>       Looks like repairing a glass of milk with a book
  2404. Apr 23 07:16:22 <rufio> have to be done in another channel, sorry
  2405. Apr 23 07:16:23 <Tsutomu>        IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!1!!!!!11111111
  2406. Apr 23 07:17:20 <Tsutomu>       fffft
  2407. Apr 23 07:17:38 <Madz>  !service
  2408. Apr 23 07:17:39 *       Tsutomu runs in circles around Madz, holding a ship while screaming "SERVICE! SERVIICCE!!!"
  2409. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Mon Apr 23 07:17:57 2012
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