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  1. <23:55:35> "ticklebox": clode go fuck yourself
  2. <23:55:41> "Gus Johnson": TICKLE, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
  3. <23:55:46> "ticklebox": yeah right now
  4. <23:55:47> "Gus Johnson": SHOULD I START CALLING MYSELF CLODEDEKE?
  5. <23:55:47> "ticklebox": record it
  6. <23:55:51> "Kev": i think clode is wasted
  7. <23:55:51> "Gus Johnson": TICKLE FUCKING DEKE?
  8. <23:55:56> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE SO FUCKING BAD IT PAINS ME
  9. <23:55:59> "Gus Johnson": NOT EVEN AVERAGE ANYMORE
  10. <23:56:03> "Gus Johnson": YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT TITLE
  11. <23:56:08> "Gus Johnson": WHAT THE FUCK DOES TICKLEBOX EVEN MEAN?
  12. <23:56:17> "ticklebox": did i ask you to say tickledeke
  13. <23:56:21> "ticklebox": i dont think so
  14. <23:56:26> "Gus Johnson": YOU ENTITLED PIECE OF SHIT
  15. <23:56:30> "Gus Johnson": DID YOU FUCKING COPYRIGHT THAT SHIT
  16. <23:56:32> "GiraffeKiller": I'll ticklebox ya momz
  17. <23:56:33> "Gus Johnson": THAT'S ALL YOUR WORTH
  18. <23:56:41> "GiraffeKiller": Lmfao.
  19. <23:56:42> "Gus Johnson": A FUCKING UNFUNNY OVERUSED SAYING
  20. <23:56:44> "Gus Johnson": TICKLEDEKE?
  21. <23:56:52> "ticklebox": was it supposed to be funny
  22. <23:56:54> "Gus Johnson": YOUR NET WORTH IS NEGATIVE 20
  23. <23:57:04> "Gus Johnson": I COULD FUCKING OWN YOU
  24. <23:57:07> "Gus Johnson": MY VOICE IS HIGH?
  25. <23:57:10> "Gus Johnson": THATS YOUR BEST INSULT?
  26. <23:57:11> "Kev": keep going gk
  27. <23:57:14> "Kev": you need 20 more
  28. <23:57:14> "ticklebox": umm clode  i think gk would have been better if he drafted mole first
  29. <23:57:26> "Gus Johnson": THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING BAD AT INSULTS
  30. <23:57:30> "Gus Johnson": HE HAS TO SAY UMMM BEFORE SAYING SHIT
  31. <23:57:40> "Gus Johnson": JESUS CHRIST, REFINE YOUR FUCKING CRAFT
  32. <23:57:52> "ticklebox": am i supposed to have insults
  33. <23:57:54> "ticklebox": prepared
  34. <23:57:57> "Gus Johnson": PREPARED?
  35. <23:58:05> "ticklebox": i mean do you fucking write them down
  36. <23:58:06> "Gus Johnson": IS THIS A FUCKING GAME TO YOU?
  37. <23:58:08> "Gus Johnson": NO
  38. <23:58:11> "Gus Johnson": I FUCKING TYPE FAST
  39. <23:58:13> "Kev": #itsalifestyle
  40. <23:58:14> "ticklebox": No its a life style
  41. <23:58:20> "Gus Johnson": AND SPEW SHIT OUT OF MY MOUTH, JUST LIKE YOU
  42. <23:58:22> "Gus Johnson": JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
  43. <23:58:29> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT STILL SAYS YOUR MOM JOKES
  44. <23:58:31> "Kev": does shit like actually come outa your mouth
  45. <23:58:31> "ticklebox": he clode you left you caps lock on
  46. <23:58:32> "Gus Johnson": IS THIS FUCKING 2007?
  47. <23:58:42> "ticklebox": is it broken
  48. <23:58:43> "ticklebox": '
  49. <23:58:45> "ticklebox": ?
  50. <23:58:45> "Gus Johnson": ITS EMPHASIZING THE FACT THAT IM YELLING YOU FAGGOT FUCK
  51. <23:58:52> "Gus Johnson": YOU CANT EVEN PROPERLY TYPE A QUESTION MARK
  52. <23:58:52> "ticklebox": umm clode the caps
  53. <23:59:00> "ticklebox": you should get that checked out
  54. <23:59:04> "Gus Johnson": YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
  55. <23:59:04> "ticklebox": ?
  56. <23:59:07> "ticklebox": i did it
  57. <23:59:10> "Gus Johnson": THERE THE FUCKING QUESTION MARK
  58. <23:59:16> "ticklebox": questionmark
  59. <23:59:19> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE FUCKING WORTH NEGATIVE TWENTY FUCKING CANADIAN DOLLARS NOW
  60. <23:59:21> "ticklebox": shit i fucked it up
  61. <23:59:43> "Gus Johnson": HOW ARE YOU ALIVE
  62. <23:59:48> "ticklebox": that does mean your worth - 100 yen
  63. <23:59:51> "Gus Johnson": YEN?
  64. <23:59:54> "Kev": RIP in Peace tickle
  65. <23:59:56> "Gus Johnson": HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YEN IS
  66. <00:00:01> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE FROM FUCKING SAUDI ARABIA?
  67. <00:00:04> "Gus Johnson": JESUS FUCK
  68. <00:00:19> "ticklebox": umm did you take geography
  69. <00:00:39> "Gus Johnson": YOU GUYS ACT LIKE IM ACTUALLY UPSET
  70. <00:00:40> "ticklebox": hey clode what happened you stopeed
  71. <00:00:49> "Gus Johnson": IM JUST GENUINELY FUCKING DISSAPOINTED IN WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT TICKLE IS
  72. <00:00:59> "Gus Johnson": HE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL, DID YOU SEE THE SELFIE?
  73. <00:01:03> "Gus Johnson": KID COULD'VE BEEN A FUCKING MONSTER
  74. <00:01:05> "Gus Johnson": BUT O
  75. <00:01:06> "ticklebox": then your a pile of sht
  76. <00:01:11> "Gus Johnson": OH FUCK, I MISTYPED
  77. <00:01:17> "Gus Johnson": IT'S FUCKING YOU'RE
  78. <00:01:17> "ticklebox": so did i
  79. <00:01:25> "ticklebox": great minds think alike
  80. <00:01:26> "Gus Johnson": YOU CANT EVEN SPELL SHIT CORRECTLY
  81. <00:01:31> "Gus Johnson": THATS LIKE ME MISPELLING CLAUDE
  82. <00:01:38> "ticklebox": clode
  83. <00:01:41> "ticklebox": i did it
  84. <00:01:46> "Gus Johnson": ARE YOU THAT STUPID
  85. <00:01:49> "ticklebox": now go fuck yourself
  86. <00:01:50> "Gus Johnson": I DONT UNDERSTAND
  87. <00:02:07> "ticklebox": hey clode your caps
  88. <00:02:08> "Gus Johnson": DO YOU HAVE SUPPORTIVE PARENTS
  89. <00:02:09> "ticklebox": are broken
  90. <00:02:16> "Gus Johnson": YOU MIGHT REALLY NEED SOME SUPPORTIVE PARENTS
  91. <00:02:23> "Gus Johnson": GET YOUR FUCKING LIFE ON TRACK, HOLY SHIT
  92. <00:02:26> "ticklebox": umm CLODE IS THIS HOW TO TALK MAD
  93. <00:02:31> "Gus Johnson": HOW TO TALK MAD?
  94. <00:02:34> "Gus Johnson": IM DISSAPOINTED
  95. <00:02:37> "ticklebox": HEY LOOK IM CLAUDE MY CAPS ARE BROKEN
  96. <00:02:39> "ticklebox":
  97. <00:02:42> "Gus Johnson": SAME FEELING YOU GOT AT HOME FROM YOUR UNSUPPORTIVE FAMILY
  98. <00:02:43> "Gus Johnson": EVERY DAMN DAY
  99. <00:02:54> "Gus Johnson": HE FUCKING BETTER
  100. <00:02:56> "Gus Johnson": JESUS CHRIST
  101. <00:03:12> "ticklebox": HE FUCKING BETTER - THAN CLAUDE
  102. <00:03:14> "Gus Johnson": THE SHIT DO THEY EVEN TEACH IN SAUDI ARABIA
  103. <00:03:23> "Gus Johnson": HOW TO PROPERLY RUN AIRLINES?
  104. <00:03:29> "Gus Johnson": THAT FUCKING WENT FANTASTIC, DIDN'T IT?
  105. <00:03:29> "ticklebox": Umm no they teach trignometry
  106. <00:03:35> "Gus Johnson": YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SPELL IT
  107. <00:03:36> "ticklebox": is that the same thing
  108. <00:03:43> "Gus Johnson": JUST SAY TRIG
  109. <00:03:45> "ticklebox": i mean we learn about triangles
  110. <00:03:49> "Gus Johnson": DONT FUCKING PROVE THAT YOU'RE STUPID
  111. <00:03:52> "ticklebox": that looks like a plane
  112. <00:04:06> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE GOING TO STARBUCKS?
  113. <00:04:09> "ticklebox": triangle hit rectangle
  114. <00:04:09> "Gus Johnson": TELL TICKLES FATHER I SAID HELLO
  115. <00:04:11> "GiraffeKiller": Tickle, tap out
  116. <00:04:21> "ticklebox": HEY DAD
  117. <00:04:30> "ticklebox": SOME FAGGOT SAID HELLO
  118. <00:04:38> "Gus Johnson": OH SHIT, YOU CALLED ME A FAGGOT
  119. <00:04:46> "GiraffeKiller": A bundle of sticks.
  120. <00:04:48> "Gus Johnson": I SHOULD JUST GO FUCKING KILL MYSELF NOW YOU UNORIGINAL PIECE OF SHIT
  121. <00:04:58> "Gus Johnson": HEY FUCKING EDDIE, SOMEONE CALLED ME A FAGGOT ON THE INTERNET
  122. <00:04:59> "ticklebox": does that mean i won
  123. <00:05:08> "ticklebox": hey gk i won
  124. <00:05:10> "Gus Johnson": YOU WON?
  125. <00:05:12> "ticklebox": hes killing him self
  126. <00:05:13> "GiraffeKiller": pls
  127. <00:05:13> "Gus Johnson": WON FUCKING WHAT?
  128. <00:05:18> "GiraffeKiller": Duck out, doc.
  129. <00:05:18> "ticklebox": last man standing right
  130. <00:05:22> "Gus Johnson": CERTAINLY DIDNT WIN THE GENETIC LOTTERY
  131. <00:05:26> "ticklebox": i mean thats how it works
  132. <00:05:30> "Gus Johnson": CAN I EVEN REFER TO YOU AS A SANDNIGGER?
  133. <00:05:40> "ticklebox": umm no you cant
  134. <00:05:43> "ticklebox": thx for asking
  135. <00:05:45> "Gus Johnson": FUCK YOU, YOU SANDNIGGER
  136. <00:05:59> "Gus Johnson": LOOK, WE'RE USING THE WORDS FAGGOT AND NIGGER
  137. <00:06:03> "GiraffeKiller": tickle, y u heff 2 be med
  138. <00:06:06> "GiraffeKiller": its only game
  139. <00:06:07> "Gus Johnson": LETS NOT CUT OURSELVES ON THE FUCKING EDGE
  140. <00:06:10> "ticklebox": HEY CLAUDE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
  141. <00:06:16> "Gus Johnson": WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
  142. <00:06:24> "ticklebox": WHAT EVER YOU THINK IT MEANS
  143. <00:06:30> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE SO FUCKING BAD AT THIS
  144. <00:06:33> "ticklebox": fuck my caps were broken
  145. <00:06:36> "Gus Johnson": JUST LIKE YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING ELSE
  146. <00:06:38> "ticklebox": srry
  147. <00:06:44> "Gus Johnson": TICKLEDEKE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS SITUATION YOU PIECE OF FUCK
  148. <00:06:52> "ticklebox": piece of fuck
  149. <00:06:56> "Gus Johnson": YES, PIECE OF FUCK
  150. <00:06:56> "ticklebox": what does that mean
  151. <00:06:57> "ticklebox": ?
  152. <00:07:02> "Gus Johnson": WHAT DOES IM FROM THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE MEAN?
  153. <00:07:04> "ticklebox": do i fuck someone partly
  154. <00:07:05> "ticklebox": ?
  155. <00:07:09> "Gus Johnson": DID YOU LEARN THAT IN TRIGNOMETRY?
  156. <00:07:12> "ticklebox": like half the hole
  157. <00:07:13> "ticklebox": ?
  158. <00:07:14> "Gus Johnson": MAYBE SPEND MORE TIME IN ENGLISH
  159. <00:07:23> "ticklebox": no that lesson was from planes 101
  160. <00:07:28> "Gus Johnson": PLANES 101
  161. <00:07:33> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF YOUR OWN FUCKING
  162. <00:07:34> "Gus Johnson": RACE?
  163. <00:07:36> "Gus Johnson": COUNTRY?
  164. <00:07:37> "Gus Johnson": CREED?
  165. <00:07:38> "Gus Johnson": WHAT
  166. <00:07:39> "Gus Johnson": THE FUCK
  167. <00:07:40> "Gus Johnson": ARE YOU
  168. <00:07:45> "GiraffeKiller": Lmfao
  169. <00:07:45> "ticklebox": race- a speicies
  170. <00:07:49> "GiraffeKiller": oil monger
  171. <00:07:54> "ticklebox": were both human arent we
  172. <00:07:55> "Gus Johnson": OIL MONGER
  173. <00:07:56> "ticklebox": ?
  174. <00:07:56> "Gus Johnson": HOLY CRAP
  175. <00:08:01> "andyT300": Dot heads, am I right?
  176. <00:08:07> "Gus Johnson": YOU MISPELLED SPEICEIES
  177. <00:08:12> "GiraffeKiller": Tickle, duck out.
  178. <00:08:13> "Gus Johnson": SUPPOSE THEY DIDNT TEACH THAT IN TRIGNOMETRY?
  179. <00:08:16> "GiraffeKiller": It's not worth it.
  180. <00:08:29> "ticklebox": hey claude your such a pussy that your not even using  your real name
  181. <00:08:29> "GiraffeKiller": Save a shred of dignity.
  182. <00:08:31> "andyT300": Fucking white people man
  183. <00:08:35> "ticklebox": damm im claude
  184. <00:08:40> "ticklebox": but im gus johnson
  185. <00:08:48> "GiraffeKiller": Stop.
  186. <00:08:49> "Gus Johnson": YOU CANT EVEN STRUCTURE SENTENCES CORRECTLY
  187. <00:08:56> "ticklebox": it but cool who
  188. <00:08:57> "ticklebox": ?
  189. <00:09:06> "Gus Johnson": TICKLEDEKE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS
  190. <00:09:10> "Gus Johnson": YEAH, I RECYCLED A FUCKING JOKE
  191. <00:09:18> "ticklebox": TICKLECOMEBACK
  192. <00:09:19> "Gus Johnson": LEARNED THAT ONE IN TRIGNOMETRY
  193. <00:09:31> "ticklebox": nahh that was from chemistry
  194. <00:09:38> "Gus Johnson": HEY, YOU FUCKING SPELLED SOMETHING RIGHT
  195. <00:09:39> "GiraffeKiller": I beg you
  196. <00:09:45> "ticklebox": i learned that claude does not go well with anything good
  197. <00:09:47> "Gus Johnson": FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CHEM?
  198. <00:09:54> "ticklebox": umm you dont have any
  199. <00:09:56> "Gus Johnson": NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO COME AT MY NECK?
  200. <00:10:00> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE COMING AT MY CHEM?
  201. <00:10:02> "ticklebox": nahh you esphogus
  202. <00:10:07> "Gus Johnson": I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOU
  203. <00:10:12> "ticklebox": break my chem
  204. <00:10:13> "ticklebox": ok
  205. <00:10:19> "Gus Johnson": I LEARNED ABOUT ESPHOGUS IN TRIGNOMETRY, DAD
  206. <00:10:21> "ticklebox": i have alot of flasks at home
  207. <00:10:26> "Gus Johnson": FUCK YOU SON, STARBUCKS IS A STABLE JOB
  208. <00:10:31> "Gus Johnson": NO DAD, YOU'RE A FAGGOT
  209. <00:10:33> "Gus Johnson": SON, GO TO BED
  210. <00:10:40> "Gus Johnson": YOU EVEN USE ALOT
  211. <00:10:47> "ticklebox": Umm claude are you talking to your self
  212. <00:10:51> "Gus Johnson": ARE YOU EVEN AWARE THAT IT'S USED INCORRECTLY?
  213. <00:10:55> "Gus Johnson": NO, TALKING TO MYSELF WOULD BE FUCKING
  214. <00:10:56> "GiraffeKiller": He's done with you.
  215. <00:10:56> "Gus Johnson": TALKING
  216. <00:10:57> "ticklebox": thats kind of weird
  217. <00:10:57> "Gus Johnson": TO MYSELF
  218. <00:11:03> "GiraffeKiller": On to bigger and better things : himself
  219. <00:11:03> "ticklebox": someones cookoo
  220. <00:11:05> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE ADDRESSING ME
  221. <00:11:12> "Gus Johnson": YOU ARE LITERALLY
  222. <00:11:14> "Gus Johnson": TELLING ME
  223. <00:11:16> "Gus Johnson": IN A CONVERSATION
  224. <00:11:18> "Gus Johnson": BY TALKING TO ME
  225. <00:11:18> "GiraffeKiller": Tickle, pls, cut out, man.
  226. <00:11:22> "GiraffeKiller": I BEG YOU
  227. <00:11:23> "ticklebox": claude are you wearing a strafe jacket
  228. <00:11:23> "Gus Johnson": THAT IM TALKING TO MYSELF
  229. <00:11:29> "Gus Johnson": STRAFE JACKET?
  230. <00:11:30> "sLiMsHaDy": Stop the bullying
  231. <00:11:35> "Gus Johnson": FUCKING STRAFE JACKET?
  232. <00:11:38> "ticklebox": yeah
  233. <00:11:45> "Gus Johnson": IS THAT THE NEW JACKET THAT ALLOWS YOU TO TURN AROUND MORE EFFICIENTLY
  234. <00:12:00> "ticklebox": your making jokes but theyre going  nowhere
  235. <00:12:04> "Gus Johnson": YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS IN SAUDI ARABIA?
  236. <00:12:07> "Gus Johnson": BED TIME
  237. <00:12:08> "ticklebox": i mean whats your goal
  238. <00:12:12> "ticklebox": ?
  239. <00:12:16> "ticklebox": in life
  240. <00:12:17> "ticklebox": huh
  241. <00:12:22> "sLiMsHaDy": RIP
  242. <00:12:23> "ticklebox": i won
  243. <00:12:24> "ticklebox": i won
  244. <00:12:29> "ticklebox": look hes back
  245. <00:12:32> "Claude Giroux": Hello friends!
  246. <00:12:32> "ticklebox": the faggot is back
  247. <00:12:38> "Kev": hey clode
  248. <00:12:39> "GiraffeKiller": Hey man! :D
  249. <00:12:40> "Claude Giroux": Let's have a stimulating discussion about academics.
  250. <00:12:42> "sLiMsHaDy": OI
  251. <00:12:42> "GiraffeKiller": Where ya been!
  252. <00:12:43> "ticklebox": wats us claude
  253. <00:12:51> "Claude Giroux": My favorite class is trignomtyr.
  254. <00:12:53> "Claude Giroux": You?
  255. <00:12:54> "Kev": im fucking dying
  256. <00:12:54> "ticklebox": andy turn up
  257. <00:13:03> "Evkob": Ah man my Planes teacher is a cunt
  258. <00:13:05> "ticklebox": why you stop the music
  259. <00:13:07> "Claude Giroux": Wait, Gus Johnson is calling me.
  260. <00:13:12> "Kev": oh man
  261. <00:13:21> "sLiMsHaDy": YES
  262. <00:13:25> "ticklebox": evkob for the planes course
  263. <00:13:32> "Gus Johnson": ALRIGHT IM BACK
  264. <00:13:32> "ticklebox": where thes best place to hit a building
  265. <00:13:35> "Gus Johnson": HAD TO GET SOME FUCKING OXYGEN
  266. <00:13:41> "ticklebox": O2
  267. <00:13:48> "Gus Johnson": JESUS FUCK
  268. <00:13:49> "ticklebox": dioxygen
  269. <00:13:57> "ticklebox": jesus fuck
  270. <00:13:59> "ticklebox": thats a new one
  271. <00:14:01> "Gus Johnson": YOU ARE LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO INSULT
  272. <00:14:07> "Gus Johnson": I DONT KNOW HOW IM DOING THIS
  273. <00:14:11> "Gus Johnson": BUT LIFE GOES ON, YA FEEL?
  274. <00:14:14> "ticklebox": 5 inches in your mom
  275. <00:14:19> "Gus Johnson": CLAUDE GIROUX WAS HERE?
  276. <00:14:22> "Gus Johnson": THAT GUY IS A FAGGOT
  277. <00:14:25> "Gus Johnson": HOLY SHIT, HEAR HIS VOICE?
  278. <00:14:26> "ticklebox": yea hes a bum
  279. <00:14:28> "Kev": so whens this 'quitting' thread going out
  280. <00:14:35> "Gus Johnson": KID SOUNDS LIKE HE'S FUCKING 11 YEARS OLD
  281. <00:14:41> "ticklebox": umm ask claude
  282. <00:14:46> "Gus Johnson": WAS THAT TRADITIONAL SAUDI ARABIAN MUSIC?
  283. <00:14:46> "ticklebox": hes quiiting
  284. <00:14:51> "ticklebox": after im done  with him
  285. <00:14:57> "GiraffeKiller": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9qvCTdBLDs
  286. <00:14:58> "Gus Johnson": GOOGLE TICKLEBOX
  287. <00:15:11> "ticklebox": hey andy seaarch up upaddi podu
  288. <00:15:15> "ticklebox": by vijay
  289. <00:15:21> "ticklebox": thats my jam
  290. <00:15:29> "Gus Johnson": OH HOT DAMN
  291. <00:15:31> "Gus Johnson": THIS IS TICKLES JAM
  292. <00:15:33> "ticklebox": nahh
  293. <00:15:35> "Gus Johnson": KEEP HIM PARTYIN
  294. <00:15:36> "ticklebox": the one i sent
  295. <00:15:38> "ticklebox": is better
  296. <00:15:41> "sLiMsHaDy": Time to turn up tickle
  297. <00:15:46> "GiraffeKiller": Lmfao
  298. <00:15:51> "GiraffeKiller": This is my shit
  299. <00:15:53> "Gus Johnson": SLIM FUCKING SHADY IS SMARTER THAN YOU
  300. <00:15:57> "GiraffeKiller": Lmfao
  301. <00:15:59> "Gus Johnson": HEY TICKLE?
  302. <00:16:01> "GiraffeKiller": SHOTS GALORE
  303. <00:16:03> "Gus Johnson": EVGENI MALKIN HAS BETTER DEKES
  304. <00:16:09> "ticklebox": search up uppadi podu  in youtube
  305. <00:16:09> "sLiMsHaDy": PEW PEW PEW
  306. <00:16:11> "Evkob": Tickle, you're over. There's no shame in quitting when you still have a shred of dignity.
  307. <00:16:21> "Gus Johnson": HEY, I SEE HIS SHRED OF DIGNITY
  308. <00:16:24> "Gus Johnson": IT'S...
  309. <00:16:30> "ticklebox": umm evkob you missed spelled claude
  310. <00:16:31> "ticklebox": \
  311. <00:16:32> "Gus Johnson": HEADING TOWARDS THE RITZ?
  312. <00:16:33> "Gus Johnson": FUCK
  313. <00:16:45> "ticklebox": umm claude you still suck
  314. <00:16:48> "Gus Johnson": AT WHAT?
  315. <00:17:00> "Gus Johnson": FIND ME A GM THAT ISN'T CLINICALLY RETARDED THAT WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU ON THEIR TEAM
  316. <00:17:02> "ticklebox": at being good
  317. <00:17:10> "Gus Johnson": I AM A LITERAL CANCER, YET I AM MORE RESPECTED THAN YOU
  318. <00:17:12> "Gus Johnson": JESUS CHRIST
  319. <00:17:14> "ticklebox": ummm i think ace buld
  320. <00:17:15> "ticklebox": bulf
  321. <00:17:18> "ticklebox": would take me
  322. <00:17:19> "Gus Johnson": STOP SAYING UMMMM
  323. <00:17:23> "ticklebox": rather than u
  324. <00:17:25> "Gus Johnson": NOT QUITE SURE HOW STUPID YOU ARE
  325. <00:17:27> "ticklebox": and so would pk
  326. <00:17:29> "ticklebox": i thiink
  327. <00:17:36> "Gus Johnson": PK WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU THAN ME?
  328. <00:17:40> "ticklebox": for a goalie
  329. <00:17:42> "Gus Johnson": LEARN THAT IN TRIGNOMETRY?
  330. <00:17:52> "ticklebox": nahh friendships 102
  331. <00:17:55> "Gus Johnson": 102?
  332. <00:18:00> "ticklebox": get with the fucking program
  333. <00:18:07> "Gus Johnson": FOR A GOALIE?
  334. <00:18:08> "ticklebox": what are grade 454
  335. <00:18:14> "Gus Johnson": "WHAT ARE GRADE 454"
  336. <00:18:16> "ticklebox": dawg im in grade 34598
  337. <00:18:19> "Gus Johnson": HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT
  338. <00:18:32> "ticklebox": CLODE YOUR CAPS ARE STILL BROKEN
  339. <00:18:38> "GiraffeKiller": This is getting out of hand. Lmfao.
  340. <00:18:39> "ticklebox": FIX THEM
  341. <00:18:48> "Gus Johnson": IT GOT OUT OF HAND WHEN HE GOT OUT OF THE FUCKING WOMB
  342. <00:18:56> "Gus Johnson": GOOD THING HE WAS MALE, THEY WOULD'VE FUCKING TOSSED HIM
  343. <00:19:03> "ticklebox": i was a mistake auctally
  344. <00:19:08> "Gus Johnson": AUCTALLY?
  345. <00:19:11> "Gus Johnson": NOT FUCKING SURPRISING
  346. <00:19:14> "ticklebox": mistaking that you were good
  347. <00:19:21> "Gus Johnson": OH DAMN, YOU TOLD ME
  348. <00:19:25> "ticklebox": i win
  349. <00:19:26> "Gus Johnson": JESUS CHRIST, TICKLE
  350. <00:19:26> "ticklebox": then
  351. <00:19:27> "ticklebox": ?
  352. <00:19:35> "Gus Johnson": WHY DO YOU SEPERATE YOUR QUESTION MARKS
  353. <00:19:37> "ticklebox": claude your getting boring
  354. <00:19:42> "Gus Johnson": RIDDLE ME THAT YOU FAGGOT FUCK
  355. <00:19:45> "sLiMsHaDy": Tickle your done, its all over
  356. <00:19:47> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE TYPING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
  357. <00:19:49> "ticklebox": claude you suck
  358. <00:19:52> "Gus Johnson": AT WHAT?
  359. <00:19:54> "ticklebox": you smell like a duck
  360. <00:20:00> "ticklebox": i riddled it
  361. <00:20:06> "Gus Johnson": THATS A RHYME
  362. <00:20:08> "Gus Johnson": NOT A RIDDLE
  363. <00:20:10> "ticklebox": nahh riddle
  364. <00:20:15> "Gus Johnson": ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
  365. <00:20:21> "ticklebox": how many claudes does it take to fix a light bulb
  366. <00:20:30> "ticklebox": shit
  367. <00:20:30> "Gus Johnson": HEY GK, WANNA HEAR A RIDDLE
  368. <00:20:31> "Gus Johnson": ?
  369. <00:20:32> "Gus Johnson": BAT
  370. <00:20:33> "Gus Johnson": CAT
  371. <00:20:39> "GiraffeKiller": LMFAO
  372. <00:20:42> "ticklebox": umm bat is a metaphor
  373. <00:20:44> "GiraffeKiller": SO FENNY
  374. <00:20:49> "Gus Johnson": FOR WHAT
  375. <00:20:59> "ticklebox": for a backpack
  376. <00:21:01> "GiraffeKiller": WAT
  377. <00:21:11> "ticklebox": on tuesday morning
  378. <00:21:13> "Gus Johnson": IS IT BAD THAT I CANT TELL IF HES JOKING OR NOT?
  379. <00:21:19> "Gus Johnson": IS THAT A FUCKING ISSUE?
  380. <00:21:25> "ticklebox": umm does a cow move south in the summer
  381. <00:21:31> "Gus Johnson": YOU WOULD KNOW
  382. <00:21:33> "ticklebox": thats your answer
  383. <00:21:34> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE FROM FUCKING SAUDI
  384. <00:21:39> "sLiMsHaDy": PEW PEW PEW PEW
  385. <00:21:53> "ticklebox": umm claude i think its your bed time
  386. <00:22:01> "Gus Johnson": MY BED TIME?
  387. <00:22:04> "ticklebox": yup
  388. <00:22:05> "Gus Johnson": MY FUCKING BED TIME?
  389. <00:22:16> "ticklebox": i was talking to your parents
  390. <00:22:18> "Gus Johnson": CAN YOU TELL ME A SINGLE THING YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME AT?
  391. <00:22:24> "ticklebox": were looking into private school
  392. <00:22:27> "Gus Johnson": "i have a deeper voice lol"
  393. <00:22:33> "Gus Johnson": HOLY SHIT, CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS
  394. <00:22:36> "ticklebox": a better teacher for planes 101
  395. <00:22:46> "ticklebox": you failed with a 92
  396. <00:22:50> "Gus Johnson": NO
  397. <00:22:53> "Gus Johnson": I FAILED THE FINAL EXAM
  398. <00:22:55> "ticklebox": you wont blow anything up with that grade
  399. <00:23:03> "Gus Johnson": I DID GREAT ON THE CLASS ITSELF
  400. <00:23:07> "Gus Johnson": ON ONE OF THE QUIZZES,
  401. <00:23:09> "Gus Johnson": I GOT A 9.11
  402. <00:23:18> "Kev": how'd you get it?
  403. <00:23:22> "Gus Johnson": PATIENCE
  404. <00:23:26> "Kev": like what'd you have to do
  405. <00:23:31> "Gus Johnson": AND SHODDY SECURITY
  406. <00:23:36> "Gus Johnson": OH LOOK, ITS FUCKING SUPERMAN
  407. <00:23:41> "Gus Johnson": OH WAIT, NATIONAL TRAGEDY
  408. <00:23:42> "Gus Johnson": LOL
  409. <00:23:44> "ticklebox": umm claude wats the virtue for this month
  410. <00:23:56> "Gus Johnson": PATIENCE IS NOT A VIRTUE
  411. <00:24:00> "ticklebox": its fucking Respect
  412. <00:24:08> "Gus Johnson": WHY DID YOU CAPITALIZE RESPECT?
  413. <00:24:10> "ticklebox": did you fail that  thing to
  414. <00:24:13> "Gus Johnson": YOU HAVE MONTHLY VIRTUES?
  415. <00:24:22> "Gus Johnson": IS THAT SOMETHING THEY HAVE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL NOW?
  416. <00:24:24> "ticklebox": canadave pretty cool
  417. <00:24:28> "Gus Johnson": CANADAVE?
  418. <00:24:30> "Gus Johnson": ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
  419. <00:24:34> "Gus Johnson": HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MII
  420. <00:24:39> "Gus Johnson": HE LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING MII
  421. <00:24:41> "Gus Johnson": A WII CHARACTER
  422. <00:24:43> "ticklebox": so what if hes ugly
  423. <00:24:44> "Gus Johnson": HOLY SHIT
  424. <00:24:51> "ticklebox": hes still human
  425. <00:25:01> "ticklebox": i mean humans are pretty cool
  426. <00:25:12> "Gus Johnson": HEY GUYS
  427. <00:25:13> "ticklebox": i mean claude are you humans
  428. <00:25:16> "Gus Johnson": I FOUND A PICTURE OF CANADAVE
  429. <00:25:18> "Gus Johnson": http://pixelsnatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/3ds-mii.jpg
  430. <00:25:20> "ticklebox": claude no one cares
  431. <00:25:42> "Gus Johnson": VOICE IS HIGH, KNOW HOW I MAKE UP FOR IT?
  432. <00:25:46> "Gus Johnson": BY NOT BEING A TOTAL FUCK UP
  433. <00:25:49> "Gus Johnson": JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
  434. <00:25:58> "Gus Johnson": ALSO, I HAVE A SLIGHYLY ABOVE AVERAGE PENIS
  435. <00:25:58> "ticklebox": umm does that cover your dick size too
  436. <00:26:00> "ticklebox": ?
  437. <00:26:04> "Gus Johnson": WHO AM I KIDDING, SLIGHTLY ABOVE?
  438. <00:26:10> "Gus Johnson": I HAVE A METER LONG KING KONG DONG
  439. <00:26:20> "ticklebox": king kong jr
  440. <00:26:23> "Gus Johnson": GIRLS SEE IT, AND THEY COWER IN THE CORNER
  441. <00:26:32> "Gus Johnson": I GET TO POKE THEM WITH IT FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROOM
  442. <00:26:35> "Gus Johnson": CAN YOU DO THAT?
  443. <00:26:38> "ticklebox": damm  you must attract boys then
  444. <00:26:44> "ticklebox": if girls are scared
  445. <00:26:46> "Gus Johnson": WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
  446. <00:26:49> "Gus Johnson": WHAT THE SHIT DOES THAT MEAN?
  447. <00:26:54> "Gus Johnson": I FUCKING WEEP FOR SAUDI ARABIA
  448. <00:26:58> "ticklebox": umm shit=poop
  449. <00:27:00> "GiraffeKiller": Canadave: http://i.imgur.com/ecdo0oG.jpg
  450. <00:27:03> "Gus Johnson": ALTHOUGH YOU MIGHT BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT MALE FROM THAT COUNTRY
  451. <00:27:14> "Gus Johnson": DESPITE THE FACT THAT THAT IS BASICALLY LIKE BEING THE WORLDS TALLEST MIDGET
  452. <00:27:22> "GiraffeKiller": Steven Page: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5e/StevenPage2.jpg/220px-StevenPage2.jpg
  453. <00:27:32> "Gus Johnson": STEVEN PAGE WOULD FUCKING KILL HIMSELF
  454. <00:27:36> "Gus Johnson": DO NOT LET THAT CIRCULATE
  455. <00:27:37> "ticklebox": i guess claude your done
  456. <00:27:39> "ticklebox": ?
  457. <00:27:40> "GiraffeKiller": Lmfao.
  458. <00:27:42> "Gus Johnson": I'M DONE?
  459. <00:27:47> "Gus Johnson": YOU WERE DONE A WHILE AGO
  460. <00:27:47> "ticklebox": i mean that was pretty shity
  461. <00:27:52> "Gus Johnson": YOU MISPELLED SHITTY
  462. <00:27:57> "ticklebox": i mean was i supposed to offended
  463. <00:28:02> "Gus Johnson": YOU WOULD THINK IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU SOMETHING ENOUGH YOU COULD FUCKING SPELL IT
  464. <00:28:09> "Gus Johnson": THEN AGAIN, YOU SUPPOSEDLY TOOK "TRIGNOMETRY"
  465. <00:28:17> "ticklebox": steak=meat
  466. <00:28:23> "ticklebox": i did it
  467. <00:28:24> "Gus Johnson": "ITS THE ONE WITH TRIANGLES AND STUFF"
  468. <00:28:25> "Evkob": `good job
  469. <00:28:30> "Gus Johnson": "THE TRIANGLES LOOK LIKE A PLANE"
  470. <00:28:36> "Gus Johnson": WHAT KIND OF PLANE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TRIANGLE?
  471. <00:28:37> "ticklebox": yes claude
  472. <00:28:46> "ticklebox": umm every plane
  473. <00:28:52> "ticklebox": looks like a triangle
  474. <00:28:59> "Gus Johnson": NO
  475. <00:29:03> "Gus Johnson": THE FUCKING STEALTH PLANES IN MOVIES
  476. <00:29:06> "Gus Johnson": LOOK LIKE TRIANGLES
  477. <00:29:16> "ticklebox": your a stealth plane
  478. <00:29:26> "Gus Johnson": ITS NOT EVEN WORTH IT
  479. <00:29:28> "ticklebox": that means your a triangle
  480. <00:30:08> "ticklebox": thats 10 secounds i win
  481. <00:30:15> "Gus Johnson": TEN SECONDS?
  482. <00:30:22> "Gus Johnson": THERE ARE LITERALLY TIMESTAMPS ON THE SIDE
  483. <00:30:23> "Kev": http://aircraft.wikia.com/wiki/SR-91_Aurora
  484. <00:30:34> "ticklebox": umm those are flight times
  485. <00:30:34> "Gus Johnson": SR-91 AURORA?
  486. <00:30:39> "ticklebox": dumbo
  487. <00:30:41> "Gus Johnson": WHO THE FUCK NAMES THAT SHIT
  488. <00:31:13> "ticklebox": hey claude have you ever tasted a snowflake
  489. <00:31:14> "ticklebox": ?
  490. <00:31:32> "ticklebox": claude your down surrender
  491. <00:31:35> "Gus Johnson": IM SURPRISED YOU'RE STILL HERE
  492. <00:31:36> "ticklebox": done
  493. <00:31:37> "Gus Johnson": IM BEING HONEST
  494. <00:31:46> "ticklebox": like i said im not offended
  495. <00:31:48> "Gus Johnson": JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU
  496. <00:31:51> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
  497. <00:32:00> "Gus Johnson": NOT OFFENDED?
  498. <00:32:04> "Gus Johnson": OK, YOU SANDNIGGER
  499. <00:32:11> "ticklebox": your pretty bad at insulting
  500. <00:32:17> "ticklebox": and btw im not arabian
  501. <00:32:21> "ticklebox": just saying
  502. <00:32:27> "andyT300": http://i.imgur.com/vyz1sIl.jpg
  503. <00:32:27> "ticklebox": so those dont count
  504. <00:32:31> "Gus Johnson": HEY, LOOK AT ME
  505. <00:32:36> "ticklebox": ok
  506. <00:32:37> "ticklebox": i am
  507. <00:32:45> "Gus Johnson": IM MAKING GENERLIZATIONS ABOUT A COUNTRY AND THEIR PEOPLE
  508. <00:32:49> "Gus Johnson": LAUGH AT ME
  509. <00:32:51> "ticklebox": hahahahaha
  510. <00:32:57> "ticklebox": thats pretty good
  511. <00:33:02> "GiraffeKiller": duck out
  512. <00:33:04> "Gus Johnson": SHUT THE FUCK UP TICKLEDEKE
  513. <00:33:06> "Gus Johnson": JESUS CHRIST
  514. <00:33:17> "ticklebox": umm claudeget some better insults
  515. <00:33:18> "Gus Johnson": THIS IS LIKE MIKE TYSON IN HIS PRIME FIGHTING A FUCKING BRITISH CUNT
  516. <00:33:19> "andyT300": http://i.imgur.com/PnGCcoZ.gif
  517. <00:33:37> "ticklebox": umm can i be mohammed ali?
  518. <00:33:38> "sLiMsHaDy": that looks like vice smoker
  519. <00:33:51> "ticklebox": hes a good pilot right
  520. <00:33:52> "Gus Johnson": YOU CANT EVEN SPELL MUHAMMAD
  521. <00:33:57> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE AN EMBARASSMENT
  522. <00:34:07> "Gus Johnson": WHAT'S HIS REAL NAME?
  523. <00:34:07> "ticklebox": umm you said that already
  524. <00:34:09> "ticklebox": elton
  525. <00:34:10> "Gus Johnson": TELL ME THIS, TICKLE?
  526. <00:34:19> "Kev": http://jewisheventtickets.com/images/redDot.gif
  527. <00:34:23> "Gus Johnson": NO
  528. <00:34:27> "Gus Johnson": ITS CASSIUS FUCKING CLAY
  529. <00:34:30> "ticklebox": wat evkob
  530. <00:34:34> "Gus Johnson": HIS NAME
  531. <00:34:38> "Gus Johnson": HIS NAME, THAT HE DOESNT EVEN USE
  532. <00:34:44> "ticklebox": eltonis my name
  533. <00:34:45> "GiraffeKiller": omg tickle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
  534. <00:34:48> "Gus Johnson": IS WHOLESOMELY MORE BADASS THAN YOUR ENTIRETY
  535. <00:34:54> "ticklebox": it is
  536. <00:35:01> "Gus Johnson": DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GAY?
  537. <00:35:07> "Gus Johnson": HEHE, I SAID GAY
  538. <00:35:09> "ticklebox": if you think so
  539. <00:35:18> "ticklebox": claude your pretty lam
  540. <00:35:21> "Gus Johnson": IM LAM?
  541. <00:35:22> "Gus Johnson": DARN
  542. <00:35:25> "ticklebox": lame
  543. <00:35:37> "Gus Johnson": TICKLE SPELLING A WORD WRONG?
  544. <00:35:41> "Gus Johnson": IS THIS REAL LIFE?
  545. <00:35:43> "ticklebox": i mean if you point was to get me to quit
  546. <00:35:48> "ticklebox": its not working
  547. <00:35:51> "Gus Johnson": ARE YOU TALKING IN EBONICS NOW?
  548. <00:35:55> "ticklebox": i mean im hyped as ever
  549. <00:35:59> "Gus Johnson": HYPED?
  550. <00:36:01> "andyT300": http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
  551. <00:36:01> "Gus Johnson": MAYBE BY YOURSELF
  552. <00:36:06> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE TO THIS LEAGUE
  553. <00:36:15> "ticklebox": then why was i drafted
  554. <00:36:16> "ticklebox": ?
  555. <00:36:21> "ticklebox": if im a joke
  556. <00:36:22> "Kev": so is clode
  557. <00:36:23> "Gus Johnson": BECAUSE THIS LEAGUE BLOWS?
  558. <00:36:26> "ticklebox": then quit
  559. <00:36:27> "ticklebox": ?
  560. <00:36:30> "Gus Johnson": EVGENI MALKIN WAS DRAFTED
  561. <00:36:34> "Gus Johnson": YOU MUST BE SO FUCKING SPECIAL
  562. <00:36:49> "ticklebox": then you should quit
  563. <00:36:54> "ticklebox": if  its bad
  564. <00:36:57> "Gus Johnson": I QUIT A LONG TIME AGO
  565. <00:37:04> "Gus Johnson": HAVE YOU SEEN GUS JOHNSON IN ANY SERVERS?
  566. <00:37:13> "Gus Johnson": RIDDLE ME THIS, NO WAIT, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU
  567. <00:37:19> "Gus Johnson": BOWL, GOAL
  568. <00:37:39> "ticklebox": umm
  569. <00:37:48> "Gus Johnson": UMM, IM TICKLE, UMM, UMM
  570. <00:37:50> "Gus Johnson": TRIGNOMTRY
  571. <00:37:54> "Gus Johnson": PLAINS 101
  572. <00:37:58> "Gus Johnson": TERORIST LOL
  573. <00:38:01> "Gus Johnson": I CNT SPEL
  574. <00:38:08> "ticklebox": yeah your pretty dumb
  575. <00:38:14> "Gus Johnson": YOU COULDNT FUCKING SPELL DOG IF I SPOTTED YOU THE D AND THE O
  576. <00:38:22> "ticklebox": dawg
  577. <00:38:28> "Gus Johnson": YOU AREN'T FUNNY
  578. <00:38:35> "ticklebox": am i supposed to be
  579. <00:38:36> "ticklebox": ?
  580. <00:38:41> "Gus Johnson": WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU/
  581. <00:38:45> "Gus Johnson": WHY ARE YOU HERE?
  582. <00:38:50> "ticklebox": umm why are you
  583. <00:38:51> "ticklebox": ?
  584. <00:38:57> "Gus Johnson": WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM BEING REPETITIVELY SHIT ON?
  585. <00:39:02> "Gus Johnson": AND IM HERE TO WAKE YOU THE FUCK UP
  586. <00:39:05> "ticklebox": self esteem
  587. <00:39:07> "ticklebox": ?
  588. ?
  589. <00:39:07> "Gus Johnson": AND EXPOSE YOU FOR THE PICE OF SHIT YOU ARE
  590. <00:39:15> "Gus Johnson": YOU GAIN SELF ESTEEM FROM ME SHITTING ON YOU?
  591. <00:39:21> "ticklebox": i rlly do
  592. <00:39:28> "Gus Johnson": AS GUS JOHNSON ONCE SAID
  593. <00:39:35> "ticklebox": like this is hilarious
  594. <00:39:39> "ticklebox": your soo mad
  595. <00:39:43> "ticklebox": while im having fun
  596. <00:39:49> "Gus Johnson": PLEASE, EVERYONE
  597. <00:39:54> "Gus Johnson": TAKE A MOMENT AND READ WHAT HE JUST SAID
  598. <00:39:58> "Gus Johnson": AND THEN FUCKING LAUGH
  599. <00:40:05> "ticklebox": hahaha
  600. <00:40:07> "Gus Johnson": IM SO MAD?
  601. <00:40:10> "Gus Johnson": HE'S HAVING FUN?
  602. <00:40:12> "ticklebox": yup
  603. <00:40:26> "ticklebox": i mean he sounds pretty mad
  604. <00:40:28> "Gus Johnson": TICKLE A FUCKING TYPICAL SANDNIGGER
  605. <00:40:28> "Kev": dont worry
  606. <00:40:33> "Kev": got most of this in pastebin
  607. <00:40:37> "Gus Johnson": PASTEBIN?
  608. <00:40:47> "ticklebox": kev you got stick in
  609. <00:40:48> "ticklebox": now
  610. <00:40:48> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL THE END
  611. <00:40:50> "ticklebox": your in for it
  612. <00:40:51> "Gus Johnson": THEN PASTE IT ALL
  613. <00:40:54> "ticklebox": same
  614. <00:41:00> "Gus Johnson": MY ROOMMATE IS SLEEPING ON THE COUCH NEXT TO ME
  615. <00:41:04> "Gus Johnson": AND IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
  616. <00:41:09> "Gus Johnson": MY ASS IS LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR
  617. <00:41:09> "Kev": so am i
  618. <00:41:13> "Kev": so is mine
  619. <00:41:13> "ticklebox": then your a bad roomate
  620. <00:41:17> "ticklebox": who would room with you
  621. <00:41:18> "ticklebox": ?
  622. <00:41:25> "Gus Johnson": EVERYONE?
  623. <00:41:32> "Kev": i would
  624. <00:41:38> "Gus Johnson": IM PRETTY ENTERTAINING
  625. <00:41:43> "Gus Johnson": THEN AGAIN
  626. <00:41:46> "sLiMsHaDy": all growned up
  627. <00:41:50> "Gus Johnson": MY VOICE IS HIGH SO IM A BAD PERSON, RIGHT?
  628. <00:41:56> "ticklebox": yup
  629. <00:41:59> "ticklebox": basically
  630. <00:41:59> "Gus Johnson": I SEE.
  631. <00:42:07> "sLiMsHaDy": k tanks
  632. <00:42:09> "Gus Johnson": TANKS?
  633. <00:42:10> "ticklebox": i mean claude has a high voice
  634. <00:42:12> "Gus Johnson": NO, PLANES
  635. <00:42:18> "Gus Johnson": NOT TANKS
  636. <00:42:18> "Gus Johnson": PLANES
  637. <00:42:26> "ticklebox": claude your talking nonsense
  638. <00:42:27> "ticklebox": ?
  639. <00:42:37> "Gus Johnson": IM TALKING NONSENSE?
  640. <00:42:40> "ticklebox": yup
  641. <00:42:44> "Gus Johnson": THAT IS THE MOST HYPOCRITICAL STATEMENT
  642. <00:42:45> "sLiMsHaDy": claude are you drunk
  643. <00:42:45> "Gus Johnson": I'VE READ
  644. <00:42:47> "Gus Johnson": IN MY LIFE
  645. <00:43:00> "Kev": pls
  646. <00:43:01> "Gus Johnson": THATS LIKE HITLER SAYING RACISM IS INTOLERABLE
  647. <00:43:14> "Gus Johnson": I CANT HANDLE ALCOHOL
  648. <00:43:18> "Gus Johnson": FIRST OF ALL, ITS ILLEAGAL
  649. <00:43:18> "GiraffeKiller": No, this is totes sober Clode
  650. <00:43:22> "Gus Johnson": SECOND, IT MAKES MY VOICE HIGHER
  651. <00:43:23> "Kev": no its not clode
  652. <00:43:28> "Kev": just dont get caught
  653. <00:43:29> "Gus Johnson": IM GUS JOHNSON
  654. <00:43:34> "Kev": sorry gus*
  655. <00:43:36> "Gus Johnson": NO KEV
  656. <00:43:38> "Gus Johnson": YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
  657. <00:43:41> "Gus Johnson": THE LAST TIME I GOT DRUNK
  658. <00:43:44> "Gus Johnson": I DIDNT SLEEP
  659. <00:43:47> "Gus Johnson": I COULD HARDLY SPELL
  660. <00:43:51> "ticklebox": yeah you stupid fuck
  661. <00:43:52> "ticklebox": ?
  662. <00:43:55> "Gus Johnson": I WAS PLAYING FUCKIN HOCKEY UNTL 4AM WITH GK
  663. <00:43:55> "Kev": those 2 beers did you dirty did they?
  664. <00:43:56> "ticklebox": ?
  665. <00:43:57> "ticklebox": ?
  666. <00:43:58> "ticklebox": ?
  667. <00:43:58> "ticklebox": /
  668. <00:44:09> "ticklebox": kev you want in on this
  669. <00:44:10> "ticklebox": ?
  670. <00:44:13> "Kev": lol no
  671. <00:44:26> "sLiMsHaDy": no kev your stuck in it now
  672. <00:44:28> "ticklebox": claude are you done trying to mess with me
  673. <00:44:29> "Gus Johnson": IT WAS HORNITOS PLATA
  674. <00:44:38> "ticklebox": im pretty bored
  675. <00:44:39> "Gus Johnson": I COULD HARDLY TAKE A PICTURE OF THE BOTTLE
  676. <00:44:44> "Gus Johnson": I SENT GK A BLURRY PHOTO OF THE LABEL
  677. <00:44:47> "Gus Johnson": HE WAS LIKE, LOL
  678. <00:44:51> "sLiMsHaDy": what was it
  679. <00:44:53> "ticklebox": so are you done yet
  680. <00:44:56> "Gus Johnson": I WAS LIKE, "IM DFIFKG LOHAHA!"
  681. <00:44:59> "ticklebox": can i go to sleep yet
  682. <00:45:03> "ticklebox": ?
  683. <00:45:05> "Gus Johnson": IS IT YOUR BED TIME?
  684. <00:45:06> "sLiMsHaDy": go to bed
  685. <00:45:11> "Gus Johnson": I HAVE SET YOU UP SEVERAL TIMES WITH MIC DROPS
  686. <00:45:21> "ticklebox": umm yea i have class tommrow at 9 30
  687. <00:45:30> "Gus Johnson": SLIM JUST CAME AT YOUR NECK
  688. <00:45:34> "sLiMsHaDy": pls
  689. <00:45:38> "ticklebox": my espogun
  690. <00:45:39> "Gus Johnson": YOUR "ESOPGHUS"
  691. <00:45:40> "ticklebox": gus
  692. <00:45:49> "andyT300": TICKLECUNT
  693. <00:45:56> "Gus Johnson": WERE YOU LOOKING FOR THE FUCKING WORD JUGULAR?
  694. <00:45:58> "Gus Johnson": OR THROAT?
  695. <00:46:01> "Gus Johnson": PERHAPS ESOPHAGUS?
  696. <00:46:02> "ticklebox": claude tell me when i can sleep
  697. <00:46:08> "Gus Johnson": YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP, BABY
  698. <00:46:19> "ticklebox": i mean im pretty tired
  699. <00:46:25> "ticklebox": planes was soo boring today
  700. <00:46:35> "Gus Johnson": EVERYONE
  701. <00:46:36> "Gus Johnson": TAKE A MOMENT
  702. <00:46:41> "Gus Johnson": GO LOOK AT MEFYS PROFILE PICTURE
  703. <00:46:47> "Gus Johnson": REALIZE THAT THAT IS ED HELMS
  704. <00:46:50> "Gus Johnson": AS AN OLD GUY
  705. <00:47:03> "ticklebox": claude can i sleep yet?
  706. <00:47:06> "Gus Johnson": HE LOOKS LIKE A WRINKLED ED HELMS
  707. <00:47:14> "Kev": did he say you can't go to sleep?
  708. <00:47:24> "ticklebox": im waiting for him to be done
  709. <00:47:28> "GiraffeKiller": http://pocketband.net/song/190570472
  710. <00:47:30> "Gus Johnson": did you just say that that was steven fry?
  711. <00:47:31> "ticklebox": so i can go to sleep
  712. <00:47:33> "GiraffeKiller": muh dubstep doe
  713. <00:47:39> "Gus Johnson": you arent even worth caps, evkob
  714. <00:47:45> "Gus Johnson": NOW BACK TO TICKLECUNT
  715. <00:47:45> "sLiMsHaDy": RIP
  716. <00:47:46> "ticklebox": like i dont want to be rude and just leave
  717. <00:48:08> "ticklebox": claude are you done?
  718. <00:48:11> "ticklebox": yet
  719. <00:48:15> "Gus Johnson": MY FATHER IS OLDER THAN STEVEN FRY
  720. <00:48:22> "ticklebox": CAN I FUCKING SLEEP
  721. <00:48:30> "Gus Johnson": WHEN DID I SAY YOU COULDNT?
  722. <00:48:40> "ticklebox": i was waiting for you to be done
  723. <00:48:48> "sLiMsHaDy": GO TO BED NOW
  724. <00:48:59> "ticklebox": i need claude to say hes done
  725. <00:49:03> "Gus Johnson": I WILL NEVER BE DONE
  726. <00:49:06> "Kev": ^
  727. <00:49:08> "Gus Johnson": YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO BED AT...
  728. <00:49:10> "sLiMsHaDy": RIP tickle
  729. <00:49:11> "Gus Johnson": WAIT, LET ME COPY AND PASTE
  730. <00:49:12> "Kev": 9
  731. <00:49:15> "Gus Johnson": THIS EARTH SHATTERING MOMENT
  732. <00:49:16> "ticklebox": wat flight  time
  733. <00:49:17> "ticklebox": ?
  734. <00:49:42> "ticklebox": claude you said you were going to kill yourself
  735. <00:49:46> "ticklebox": did you do it yet
  736. <00:49:46> "ticklebox": ?
  737. <00:49:48> "andyT300": http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1262/hrp5.png
  738. <00:49:55> "ticklebox": that would end this
  739. <00:49:57> "Gus Johnson": <00:11:49> "Gus Johnson": YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS IN SAUDI ARABIA?
  740. <00:11:52> "Gus Johnson": BED TIME
  741. <00:49:59> "ticklebox": then i can sleep
  742. <00:50:05> "ticklebox": ty claude
  743. <00:50:05> "Gus Johnson": THIS IS THE MOMENT HE SHOULD'VE KILLED HIMSELF
  744. <00:50:17> "Kev": wtf
  745. <00:50:19> "sLiMsHaDy": RIP
  746. <00:50:20> "andyT300": MYBB http://thepinupart.blogspot.com/2012/07/hayden-panettiere-pin-up-style.html?m=1
  747. <00:50:23> "ticklebox": bye guys have anice day
  748. <00:50:27> "sLiMsHaDy": RIP
  749. <00:50:31> "ticklebox": nice convo  claued
  750. <00:50:37> "Gus Johnson": HEY TICKLEDEKE
  751. <00:50:47> "Gus Johnson": SHE ISNT THAT HOT...
  752. <00:50:51> "ticklebox": omg are
  753. <00:50:53> "Gus Johnson": YOUR TEXAS BIAS IS SHINING THROUGH
  754. <00:50:55> "ticklebox": you done
  755. <00:50:56> "ticklebox": it
  756. <00:51:10> "ticklebox": like holy shit you want me to sleep
  757. <00:51:14> "ticklebox": but you keep calloing me
  758. <00:51:16> "ticklebox": calling
  759. <00:51:21> "Gus Johnson": I WANT YOU TO NOT BE A PIECE OF SHIT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
  760. <00:51:33> "ticklebox": ehh why would you care
  761. <00:51:37> "sLiMsHaDy": guys pls
  762. <00:51:39> "Gus Johnson": WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A RHYME?
  763. <00:51:45> "Gus Johnson": WHAT GETS WETTER WHEN IT DRIES?
  764. <00:51:45> "ticklebox": a riddle?
  765. <00:51:51> "sLiMsHaDy": a pussy
  766. <00:52:09> "ticklebox": a cloud
  767. <00:52:15> "ticklebox": towel
  768. <00:52:18> "ticklebox": a towel
  769. <00:52:19> "Gus Johnson": HEY TICKLE
  770. <00:52:19> "ticklebox": i did it
  771. <00:52:20> "sLiMsHaDy": ???
  772. <00:52:24> "Gus Johnson": HEY, TICKLEDEKE
  773. <00:52:26> "ticklebox": WAT
  774. <00:52:30> "Gus Johnson": YOU'RE UGLY
  775. <00:52:33> "ticklebox": ty
  776. <00:52:44> "sLiMsHaDy": tickle PLS
  777. <00:52:53> "andyT300": http://i.imgur.com/WdjiXS8.gif
  778. <00:52:55> "Kev": http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130306110061/video-game-championship-wrestling/images/9/94/Daniel_Bryan_YES.gif
  779. <00:52:59> "ticklebox": but my parents are sleeping
  780. <00:53:19> "sLiMsHaDy": so?
  781. <00:53:27> "GiraffeKiller": ur a parent
  782. <00:53:28> "Gus Johnson": UNSUPPORTIVE FUCKING PARENTS
  783. <00:53:35> "Gus Johnson": SLEEPING
  784. <00:53:37> "ticklebox": yes claude youve said that
  785. <00:53:54> "Kev": http://images.cbssports.com/images/cbs/gjohnson.jpg
  786. <00:53:55> "andyT300": hey tickle
  787. <00:54:02> "Gus Johnson": IM DOWN FOR THAT
  788. <00:54:06> "Gus Johnson": ADAM MORRISON LOOKS LIKE TLUERS
  789. <00:54:07> "andyT300": go fuck yaself
  790. <00:54:14> "Gus Johnson": TLUERS IS ONE PUDGY FUCK, JESUS CHRIST
  791. <00:54:24> "ticklebox": k im done you win im going to sleep
  792. <00:54:31> "Gus Johnson": ADAM MORRISON LOOKS LIKE TLUERS
  793. <00:54:32> "Kev": i have
  794. <00:54:34> "Gus Johnson": HE LOOKS LIKE TLUERS
  795. <00:54:36> "Gus Johnson": ADAM MORRISON
  796. <00:54:37> "Gus Johnson": LOOKS
  797. <00:54:38> "Gus Johnson": LIKE
  798. <00:54:38> "Gus Johnson": TLUERS
  799. <00:54:50> "Kev": well
  800. <00:54:51> "Gus Johnson": RIP
  801. <00:54:56> "Gus Johnson": OH FUCK
  802. <00:54:59> "sLiMsHaDy": RIP ticklebox 11:54
  803. <00:55:05> "ticklebox": im going now
  804. <00:55:11> "ticklebox": im done now
  805. <00:55:15> "Gus Johnson": CHRIST
  806. <00:55:24> "Gus Johnson": MY MIC IS WORKING!
  807. <00:55:27> "ticklebox": bravo claude
  808. <00:55:47> "sLiMsHaDy": RIP ticklebox 11:55
  809. <00:55:53> "Gus Johnson": GOOGLE ADAM MORRISON
  810. <00:55:55> "Gus Johnson": THATS TLUERS
  811. <00:55:58> "Gus Johnson": HERES AN EXAMPLE
  812. <00:55:58> "Gus Johnson": http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Adam_Morrison.jpg
  813. <00:56:28> "Gus Johnson": WELL, HIS LAST NAME IS MORRISON
  814. <00:57:13> "Gus Johnson": HOLY SHIT
  815. <00:57:21> "Gus Johnson": I JUST WENT INTO A RUSSIAN SERVER
  816. <00:57:25> "Gus Johnson": AND IT WAS 5OT
  817. <00:57:29> "Gus Johnson": AND THEY WERE LIKE, GET THE FUCK OUT
  818. <00:57:31> "Gus Johnson": SO I SCORED
  819. <00:57:36> "Gus Johnson": IT ENDED 1-0
  820. <00:58:01> "Kev": ive got it
  821. <00:58:03> "Kev": most of it
  822. <00:58:03> "GiraffeKiller": My ringtone:
  823. <00:58:05> "GiraffeKiller": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgJOjB8-e8w
  824. <00:58:15> "sLiMsHaDy": RIP 5OT 11:57
  825. <00:58:20> "Kev": ive got most of in pastebin atm
  826. <00:58:24> "Kev": of it
  827. <00:58:26> "Gus Johnson": HOLD ON LET ME POST A PICTURE
  828. <00:58:32> "Gus Johnson": I HAD A BREAKAWAY
  829. <00:58:39> "Gus Johnson": SO ITS JUST ME ON ONE SIDE OF THE ICE
  830. <00:58:43> "Gus Johnson": THEY HAD THEIR GOALIE PULLED
  831. <00:58:48> "sLiMsHaDy": im da bes
  832. <00:58:48> "Gus Johnson": SO ITS LIKE ME AND THEN ONE TRAILING DEFENDER
  833. <00:58:54> "Gus Johnson": AND I SPUN AND HIT IT IN FROM THE BOARDS
  834. <00:59:24> "sLiMsHaDy": PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
  835. <00:59:28> "Gus Johnson": pizza is overrated
  836. <01:00:16> "Gus Johnson": http://imgur.com/vEx54XM
  837. <01:00:23> "Gus Johnson": I GOT EXCITED AND WHIPPED OUT MY PHONE
  838. <01:00:27> "Gus Johnson": SO EXCUSE THE QUALITY
  839. <01:00:57> "Gus Johnson": I SHOULD GET THREE PERIODS EVERY GAME
  840. <01:01:01> "sLiMsHaDy": uhh WAT
  841. <01:01:02> "Gus Johnson": JUST BECAUSE OF THE TICKLE SHIT
  842. <01:01:10> "Gus Johnson": DONT YOU DARE SLIDE EVKOB UP TO OFFENSE
  843. <01:01:38> "Gus Johnson": ALLOW ME TO DESCRIBE
  844. <01:01:41> "Gus Johnson": THE EXPERIENCE I HAD
  845. <01:01:42> "Gus Johnson": WITH TICKLE
  846. <01:01:44> "sLiMsHaDy": RIP eardrums 12:01
  847. <01:02:06> "Gus Johnson": DO I HAVE A SAY IN THIS?
  848. <01:02:08> "Gus Johnson": I MEAN, IM AGM
  849. <01:02:10> "Gus Johnson": AND PLAY OFFENSE
  850. <01:02:11> "sLiMsHaDy": pizza for malkin
  851. <01:02:11> "Gus Johnson": AND STUFF
  852. <01:02:18> "Gus Johnson": SLIM WITH THE SHOTS FIRED
  853. <01:03:13> "sLiMsHaDy": pizza for slim
  854. <01:03:17> "sLiMsHaDy": nvm
  855. <01:03:24> "sLiMsHaDy": pizza for zod
  856. <01:03:47> "sLiMsHaDy": PIZZA FOR ZOD GK PLS
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