ayyy roxanne

Cryssa: okay so
C: work’s really fuckin boring now and aya’s with her little group. whatcha up to
Laurel: I’m glad you popped in, dear! I have a serious question for you.
C: okay…shoot
L: What are my chances of beating the gym in this city?
C: honestly? Pretty high all bc of your starter.
L: Hm. I see.
C: and your lotad
L: Kay! Guess I’m going to win today :)
C: what
C: where the hell are u
L: At the Gym, of course. Get up to speed, Cryssa. I only needed your confirmation. It’s a v. nice place. It even doubles as a museum.
C: laurel
L: Oh, I have to beat gym trainers first, right? I see like two guys and I think the gym leader at the other end of the room. Lilliam will take care of ‘em.
C: Are you seriously
C: Texting and battling?
L: is that bad?
C: its rude as fuck
L: the kid I’m battling doesn’t seem to mind.
C: ur already BATTLING?
L: Not me. Lilliam :p
C: smartass. eh whatever water/grass will get you places there you dont even need luck.
L: Geodudes lol
C: haha ikr but i thought your lotad was too chill to battle?
L: I asked her nicely.
C: really.
L: of course :)
C: laurel don’t lie to meeee
L: Fine. I promised her treats and SHE WON AGAINST THE FIRST TRAINER
C: well geodudes keel over bubble so that’s not surprising. Did you know that most geodudes can regenerate their body if its ripped away? the older one gets the faster and better it is at it
L: *yawns*
C: some geodudes refuse to evolve at all to keep that regeneration which they lose as they evolve and finally lose it when they become golems.
L: Are you done?
C: okay no. i have to know this shit okay? rude child
C: I hope your lotad goes feral and bites you or something
L: Lilliam would never. She’s just blowing more bubbles for her victory lol
L: OH MY
L: OH MY GOD
C: WHAT
L: THE GYM LEADER IS
L: OMG
L: she’s really cute fuck
L: She’s looking at me!
C: im pretty sure its because your gonna challenge her soon
L: No.
C: this better not turn into a whitney thing lol
L: Shut up. Talk pokemon to me while I battle the other gym trainer.
C: you’ve lost the privilege >:0 no wait i lied. youre gonna get spammed in a few
L: All done!
C: WHAT THE FUCK LAUREL SLOW DOWN YOURE GOING FOR THE BADGE NOW??
L: Like in a few. The gym leader’s setting the stage up. OH they have bleachers too. I did not expect that.
C: just wait till you get into televised ones lol. no pressure or anything
L: Trust me, I’m staying far away from that. Lilliam looks a bit exhausted. Guess I am going to beat Roxanne with Hylla all by her lonesome
L: Little kids are on the bleachers! I can’t let them down!
C: im pretty sure they want you to lose but yeah I guess. idk why you like em so much. I cant stand field trip day for summer camps. I cant barely stand my one child, you.
L: Aw, you’re too kind!
C: thanks :D
L: she’s looking at me again shes giving me a look
L: She has this school teacher vibe, but she’s pretty young. I wonder if can get her number…
L: She’s looking at me with intensity. Yes. I can feel the sparks
C: OR
C: OR JUST
C: THAT YOU AR ETEXTING IN HER FACE. LAU RUDE. JUST GET YOUR BADGE GOD
L: Hm on second thought she might be. Uh. Glaring at me…
C: duh. stop texting and challenge her.
C: huh guess you are
C: do they give money there for winning right? you should buy me a gift for all the advice I have given you. yup.
L: HYLLA IS A SPEED DEMON
L: julla is jitring everythin g omg
(tut tut)
C: I expect payment
C: laueeeeeeel shit u really are into it this time. I want some souvenir from hoenn okay
C: if you win
C: ill be sure to pass whether you win or lose to aya.
(time passing tut tut)
L: NO I WILL
L: BECAUSE HYLLA WON
L: STOMPED THAT nosepass with absorb. It was very anticlimactic :( The children booed :((
C: did u get her number?
L: …
L: She almost spat in my face because I kept texting so I don’t think I’m getting on her good side ever. Still have a badge so joke’s on her. Well, that was interesting.
C: did you get money?
L: Not enough to buy you something yet.
C: yet
L: I’m heading to the pokecenter. I’ll talk to Aya there. You’re welcome to hear all the side eyeing I got from the gym leader.
C: sure sure. talk to you soon then.