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GamerGator:

uh, hello, this is the "GamerGator" here. This is an open note to all gamers that ethics in gaming journalism is under attack by femnazi gamers. We must purify all the woman gamers from our untainted communities before they inject more venom into our culture. We must continue to uphold a concentration of male gamers in order to preserve- (suddenly cut off by nyanners professing that she is a homocidal maniac)