$name : Frigid Bot
$author : :)
$description : Things @bongwaterghoul definitely tweeted at some point
$picture : http://www.findatechy.com/images/productimages/fridge.png
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$amount : 1
$button : Generate a Fridgeyism!

$subject
dad
eichiro oda
puppys
tekaramity
jay
ice milk
connie
ana
marco
my friend
auggy
*****
johnny
basil
connor
dirk
mia
schmidt
malaria
saz
mom
the rats
chariot
robin
jace

$catfish
*****
saz
faun
chariot
mia
schmidt
malaria
diane
guts-chan
regan
sauna

$abusers
*****
saz
fauna
robin
dirk

$emotion
happy
paranoid
afraid
guilty
scared
icky
gross
gay
excited
terrified
suspicious
nsfw
shocked
humiliated
enticed
angry
ocd
bamboozled
existential
stressed
turned on

$locations
canada
montreal
bath
england
berkeley
pennsylvania
the uk
calgary
california
america
oregon
my grandmother's house
hawaii


$transverb
take
eat
steal
throw
kick
drink
vore
pity
comfort
kiss
fuck
hit
stalk
pay
break
carry
bite
catch
grab
massage
hold
please
shoot
shake
wear
skype with
poison
kill
tickle
boil
want
buy
clean
moisturize
catfish
doxx
ignore
enjoy
give rabies to
kin


$goodthings
private floor
money
six figure salary
allowance
kitchen
wealth
antiques
figurines
watch
bank account
flatscreen tv

$ana
ily
im so gay for you
i lvoe you ivloe yo i love oyu
i want to meet you
youre my babe
youre the best
youre perfect
spoon me
kiss me
i spent all day thinking of you
thank you for being the golden exception
you’re the closest thing to marco i’ll ever get
uvu


$items
acorns
rats
minions
tubes of lipstick
dirty dishes
flecks of my skin
dog collars
2 dollar watches
iphones
anime figurines

$fandoms
homestuck
bnha
hetalia
jjba
nnt
one piece
dangan ronpa
undertale
fire emblem
the lorax
black butler
sugar sugar rune
pokemon
killing stalking
animal crossing
pokemon go
osumatsu-san
sausage party
mystic messenger
overwatch
yuri!! on ice
death note
lazytown


$badthings
rats
body odor
hair grease
blue lipstick
paranoia
bad breath
matted hair
tendency to abandon my friends
skin picking
dirty dishes
messy room
bad taste in anime

$badchar
togami
connie
stevonnie
nozomi
sanji
marines
lars

$slurs
rat
catfish
hag
normie
anime fan
enby

$adjective
sexy
pedophilic
weird
important
moist
toxic
abusive
richist
stinky

$makeup
blue lipstick
uneven eyeliner
caution tape hair dye
dog collars

$disorders
tourettes
ocd
ppd
bpd
dpd
autistic
mentally ill
richist

$quips
faunaaaa and dirk
tell me what providence/whatever
i wish i was rich
anyway i hate cis ppl
no??????
wild
fucking superb you funky little lesbian
gjfjbgdjjvfdsk

$mbti
enfj
enfp
entj
entp
esfj
estp
esfp
estj
estp
infj
infp
intj
intp
isfj
isfp
istj


$zodiac
cancer
aquarius
gemini
capricorn
scorpio

$websites
my tumblr dash
my tl
pinterest
rabb.it
turtleseed

$unfunny
sans undertale
minecraft
kinnies
toes
rabies
fortnite


$phrase
[subject] makes me feel so fucking [emotion] tbh
im so [emotion] about [subject].... anyway ana [ana]
[subject] lets cuddle with my [badthings]
honestly im so [emotion] about my [goodthings]... i just want to be rich
i just want to [transverb] [subject]
my fucking abusive dad yelled at me because i said i wanted to [transverb] my [badthings]
i think fauna is trying to [transverb] me to make me paranoid
saz and fauna are trying to [transverb] my [goodthings] lmao as if
im feeling so fucking [emotion] so im gonna [transverb] [subject]
hey [subject] [ana] but youre making me [emotion]
im so gay for [subject]...[ana]
i mean i am ignoring [subject] but why is that drax first assumption like
i cant like [subject] because they remind me of someone shitty
[subject] im blocking you because you make me feel too [emotion]
my [disorders] ass cant do this
im too [disorders] to [transverb] [subject]
im not ashamed of my [badthings] i just dont like how society treats it
hey [subject] should i take a selfie with my new [makeup] y/n
@[subject] when we meet irl im gonna [transverb] you and never ever stop... [ana]
i just saw [badchar] on my dash untagged this is [subject]s fault
i just broke my marco figurine again [subject] is gonna be so [emotion] at me
i was doing my [disorders] rituals before bed and my dad gave me a weird look its not that weird all i do is [transverb] [subject] a bit
i hate my therapist she thinks i should do something about my [badthings]... as if she's a fucking expert on being [disorders]
ughhh i have to go to therapy again im so [emotion]
next up on who do i hate more: the bennetts or [badchar]
the bennetts killed spg when they kicked [subject] out of the band
i feel like wearing my [makeup] is sort of like a sigil to ward off paranoia... auggy thats a thing right?
i cant believe [catfish] was an alter all along
saz and fauna have started mailing envelopes to my house... theyre full of [badthings] its so obvious
[catfish] would be a good name if they werent using it
[subject] made me afraid of feminine people
im questioning if [badchar] is a comfort character i really want to reclaim them
i think [subject] is dropping [items] on my roof to make me paranoid
not sure if im hearing [subject] having sex outside or if it's just [subject] trying to make me [emotion]
ask before following if you live in [locations] + tell me what providence/whatever
don’t follow me if you follow [subject]
[subject] likes [fandoms] so i dont really care about their opinion lmao
[subject] when im rich im driving to [locations] to meet you
when sbc has a big house in [locations] together we'll just [transverb] [subject] all day
[subject] you're out of sexy buggy crew
[badchar] is the worst [fandoms] character but i dont want them to ruin the whole thing for me
i still dont know if [catfish] was real or not but i'm too [emotion] to actually contact them
i had every right to put [subject] on my dnfi page
what kind of [badchar] do you think you are
[subject] is not cis, not straight, and not fucking [emotion]
outing [subject] as kin with [badchar] is like outing them as trans wtf
you might not have interpreted your interaction with [subject] as [adjective] but i saw it that way
whenever my therapist tries to talk to me about [badthings] i just start reading [fandoms] until she shuts up
my therapist and i started watching [fandoms] together!!!
i just saw a callout post for [subject] because apparently they [transverb] [items]
mia make me food or i'll [transverb] you
it's 2018 and im unironically invested in [fandoms]
i’m blocking ana for an hour because i sent him some [items] and he only said thank you once wtf
can you imagine going on someone’s about and seeing that they’re [fandoms] kin
ask to follow if your mbti is [mbti] and/or you’re [an] [zodiac] or [an] [zodiac].
[transverb] me lucci
feeling so [disorders] right now... [quips]
uggghhh i can't play [fandoms] with [subject] because i have a mac
my dad asked me if i would go to [locations] if it meant i had no internet access... [quips]
i... thought [slurs] was a slur??
i was on [websites] and i saw someone say [slurs] who can't reclaim it help me
[subject] help me make a callout for [abusers] for stealing my [items]
don't fucking follow me if you still interact with [subject]
[abusers] broke up with me for being [emotion] and then five seconds later dated fucking [subject] who does the exact same thing
every character in [fandoms] is a lesbian and [mbti]. die mad about it
i'm allowed to like [badchar] i have bad taste because i'm bisexual and [adjective]
i'll pay any of my mutuals to [transverb] me
fucking shit i forgot to block [abusers] on [websites] and now they're trying to [transverb] my [items]
@[subject] i'm blocking you for an hour for retweeting that [unfunny] post
when will anime stop making characters that are basically just [disorders] jokes. it's not funny and also die
[zodiac] culture is being incredibly fucking [adjective] all the time. [quips]
apparently [subject] made a tweet calling someone [slurs] so i don't want to hear yall praising them again. [quips]