ewoks adventures v2

(formatted cause copying off facebook chat is cancer and i dont want to reveal ewoks or my name)
Ewok: FELLA
iS THERE SOME MUMBLE I CAN JOIN RIGHT NOW

Ryu: uhhh, why
no one is about. its a friday

Ewok: Implying you all hang out on fridays
HOLY FUCK IT S FRIDAY
I AM ALREADY DRUNK LETS HANGOUT
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ryu: no one is around bbe
honest

Ewok: I have cool storis
Liek how I fuck hitchhikers, and how I got scared by a nymphomaniac and came in 10 seconds

Ryu: theres a few of us in .org

Ewok: I should make a movie

Ryu: omg i need to hear this
mbl24.gameservers.com 10018

Ewok: So I was coming back from Croatia where I had a girlfriend

Ryu: mumble nerd

Ewok: She gave me bananas and chocolate
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I DONT HAVE MICROPHONE

Ryu: oh opkay carry on

Ewok: So
She gave me banana
I gave her orgasm
Fair stuff...
So I was leaving, full of banana and present for the rgeat sex and stuff
I was in trieste
On the highway with my broken french car
I was like, Oh time to eat Banana
So I put my rayban, new wayfarer
On my nose, HandM shirt, S size
I'm fucking hot, and sweating also
I cannot ficht the and touch on this fucking german keyboard
So close to me there are two fucking hotgirls, there are going with a old person couple
Into a sort of van, the couple is Italian
Too bad the girls were fucking hots
HOTTER THAN MIA
And Bananaman's sister
Anyway, I keep on on the high way, BETWEEN TRIESTE AND VENEZIA
Cause I'm a traveller
And I stop at the next highway station, cause I like to stop at many highways station, cause I'm tired
So I decide to sleep into the hotness of Italy
Poof, my car is messy I wake up, all sweaty
OH MY GOD THE GIRLS ARE HERE
ALSO ON THIS STATION
OMG they stop on all stations like me, thank you karma I'm a budhist
So I clean my car, to get pussy, just in case
And I have no more gasoline, I go to see them anyway
HEY GURLS
NOT GOING TO FIRENZE BUT TO VENEZIA WANNA COME IN
YAY they said...
Is the way I am telling it correct ? Please tell me :"('

Ryu: yeah, im just sitting here reading bbe

Ewok: Okay, they Barbie Girl song façon, I say, okay jump in
Then I say cool stuff
Like I'm main pyro
3500 hoursin TF2
Ever heard of Ashen and .org ?
They say no...
No seriously, I say, I'm a traveller, I'm a physio etc... Cool stuff you see !
They want to see Venezia, and they want to camp there
AHAHAHAHHA
NO WAY YOU NOOB
You better sleep into the water
So instead, I tell them to come to my hometown, and to find some place to sleep
Randomly, there is a free room in my flat
Maybe you can sleep here and leave your baggages
So the leave it here, fuck you I got buisness to do, go to Venice, and let me do my stuff
In the evening
Go to Venice
Drink stuff with her,
Smoke, Make them visit the city by night
Drive drunk, to home with her
Fuck the both of them at home after 2 bottles of wine...
THAT .ORG FEEL

Ryu: those .orgs making up for ashen

Ewok: ORGASMES WERE FOR ME HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

Ryu: Tell me about the nympho

Ewok:Oh
She's a fucking German
I told her hyppies stf
I'm a traveller, catch the instant, Yolo, Carpe Diem, I love sushis and I hate corrida
Then I fucked her
She was yelling too strong
i got scared
Camed in 10 seconds...
Like omg this is embarassing, please shut up I'm alone inside of you
Then she is hysterical.... Yelling when I bring her to diplo concert....
My face when I say please shut up, it's a concert, I'll slap you

Ryu: whats a diplo concert

Ewok: It's a concert full of diplo, but diplo is not a dinosaur, it's like a dj of electro music
Anyway, I don't say anything, but I hate her, she feels het and she doesn't want to fuck anymore, but she want to be my roomate, I don"t want, she fucks me, Okay I want now. Now I'm almost roomate.
And Scotland is not independant, and some people witjh weird accents are crying.
THE END.
Will you publish my book ?

ryu: yes
whats your girlfriend think about having a roommate who sexes you

Ewok: I don't have gf anymore, the Croatian girlfriend texted me, but I only answered creepy stuff
So no moar gf

Ryu: no more bananas