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  1. You: where are you from?
  2. Stranger: uk
  3. Stranger: you?
  4. You: usa
  5. Stranger: :)nice
  6. You: Im not going to try very hard
  7. Stranger: oh...
  8. Stranger: what?
  9. You: see uk people on omegle have very much lowered my opinion of uk people online
  10. You: its like it filters out the trolls
  11. Stranger: ohkay?
  12. Stranger: so what am i supposed to do?
  13. You: I have a test that most uk females fail
  14. You: care to try?
  15. Stranger: okay
  16. Stranger: sure (:
  17. You: well you know how to make the muscles in your lady parts pull back or squeeze right?
  18. Stranger: yea...
  19. You: here is the test
  20. You: at this time pull back for one second then relax for one second and keep doing one then the other for a bit
  21. Stranger: yes?
  22. Stranger: then what?
  23. You: are you doing it now?
  24. Stranger: yea
  25. You: how does it actually feel (dont exagerate)?
  26. Stranger: feels like throbbing i guess
  27. You: a good feeling then?
  28. Stranger: pulling backwards and forwards?
  29. Stranger: i guess
  30. Stranger: have i failed?
  31. You: nope
  32. You: you passed
  33. Stranger: really?
  34. You: ya
  35. Stranger: yaay go me!
  36. You: see its easy
  37. You: but most uk chicks either straight up refuse to try it, why it to death, too dumb to understand how to do it, doesnt feel any different then not doing it
  38. Stranger: ahaha, i feel smart
  39. You: keep doing it
  40. You: because there is more to it
  41. You: not to the test
  42. Stranger: oh okay
  43. You: you passed that
  44. You: but more to it to make it more fun
  45. Stranger: sure?
  46. Stranger: wait, is there like
  47. Stranger: a certain way i should be sitting
  48. Stranger: or lying down?
  49. You: ya sitting up
  50. Stranger: okay
  51. Stranger: should i be doing it now?
  52. You: put your hands on your knees and use your hands to spread your legs slowly until they are half way open and think about a hot guy using his hands to spread your legs slowly
  53. You: you should be doing the pulling and relaxing the whole time you are talking to me
  54. You: and it doesnt have to be done strongly
  55. You: the speed is where it counts
  56. Stranger: slow?
  57. Stranger: fast?
  58. You: pull for one second then relax for one second
  59. Stranger: okay
  60. Stranger: um this might be kind of weird, but do i need to take off my clothes for this?
  61. You: not at this time
  62. Stranger: okay
  63. You: dont worry Ill tell you the things to do
  64. Stranger: (: okay
  65. You: start running your fingers thru your hair on your head softly and slowly and pretend I am the hot guy you are thinking about and I am running my fingers thru your hair
  66. Stranger: i am
  67. You: is this kinda a fun surprise?
  68. Stranger: kinda (:
  69. You: how long has it been since the last time you felt good in your fanny?
  70. Stranger: what do you mean?
  71. Stranger: im a virgin
  72. You: ya but that doesnt stop you from getting tingly feelings there
  73. Stranger: haha, um a while
  74. You: feels good now right?
  75. Stranger: quite
  76. Stranger: im still throbbing
  77. You: is your heart beating down there (is that what you mean by throbbing)?
  78. Stranger: yeahh (: exactly
  79. You: which is going faster the throbbing or the pulling and relaxing?
  80. Stranger: um no, im talking about the pulling and relaxing
  81. Stranger: 1 second pull 1 second relax
  82. Stranger: im not horny enough yet
  83. You: k
  84. You: your hair is so soft
  85. You: I like the way your hair smells
  86. Stranger: ahah (:
  87. Stranger: now what do i do
  88. You: is your heart beating in your fanny?
  89. Stranger: no ):
  90. You: k
  91. You: are you like wiggling and cant help it?
  92. Stranger: not yet
  93. You: k
  94. You: spread your fingers and start massaging your scalp moving your fingers in small circles softly and slowly and think about me massaging your scalp like that
  95. Stranger: i am
  96. You: is it weird for you that you are getting turned on by text?
  97. Stranger: im not lol
  98. You: oh so you are not feeling good then?
  99. Stranger: not getting turned on
  100. You: feeling good in your fanny is getting turned on
  101. Stranger: im not yet though
  102. You: then why when I asked you if you are feeling good you said yes?
  103. Stranger: i do a bit, not that much
  104. Stranger: is thiss still part of the test? im confused
  105. You: the whole point of the test is to get you started on something that will feel good
  106. Stranger: okkay (:
  107. You: start caressing your face softly and slowly and think about me caressing your face softly and slowly
  108. Stranger: yes
  109. You: are you enjoying your self?
  110. Stranger: not that much
  111. Stranger: im just touching my face
  112. You: ok
  113. You: I guess its just a culture thing
  114. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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