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  1. Apr 01 19:27: 41* Smile (webchat@185.93.35.160) has joined
  2. Apr 01 19:27: 50<Smile> I am back
  3. Apr 01 19:27: 53<Smile> with more vpns
  4. Apr 01 19:28: 00<Garophel> ...
  5. Apr 01 19:28: 01<Smile> :)
  6. Apr 01 19:28: 47<Smile> i am now using Hide my ass, Hotspot shield, Cyber ghost, Direct tunnel, and Grizzley tunnel
  7. Apr 01 19:29: 04<Smile> along with tor to help with a changed gateway
  8. Apr 01 19:29: 32<Smile> My internet speeds are horrible but at least i can avade ban
  9. Apr 01 19:29: 41<Garophel> -.-
  10. Apr 01 19:29: 59<Smile> Did you ecpect less?
  11. Apr 01 19:30: 39* mDiyo gives channel operator status to Garophel
  12. Apr 01 19:30: 51<Smile> I also attempted to put a custom os on my OS
  13. Apr 01 19:30: 55<Garophel> you seem to really want to be here?
  14. Apr 01 19:30: 57<mDiyo> Garophel, I expect you to act accordingly. :P
  15. Apr 01 19:31: 06<mDiyo> Now smite this fool.
  16. Apr 01 19:31: 13<Smile> Hm?
  17. Apr 01 19:31: 16<Smile> :)
  18. Apr 01 19:31: 18<Garophel> ip/nick?
  19. Apr 01 19:31: 32<mDiyo> Just kick him until he gets bored.
  20. Apr 01 19:31: 33<mDiyo> >_>
  21. Apr 01 19:31: 35<mDiyo> <_<
  22. Apr 01 19:31: 47<vifino> mDiyo: Hold up, poking my oper friends.
  23. Apr 01 19:31: 50<Smile> Underestomate me
  24. Apr 01 19:31: 58<mDiyo> vifino: understood
  25. Apr 01 19:32: 26<Smile> Garophel is a mod, of Esper net
  26. Apr 01 19:32: 31<Smile> I would like to tell you
  27. Apr 01 19:32: 38<Smile> your banning power is quite good
  28. Apr 01 19:32: 52<Smile> It takes me a while to get arround most of your bans
  29. Apr 01 19:32: 59<Smile> but it falls none the less
  30. Apr 01 19:33: 09<Garophel> -.-
  31. Apr 01 19:34: 42<Smile> Even Fda bans have limitations
  32. Apr 01 19:34: 52<Smile> you people are just unwilling to ban a Gateway
  33. Apr 01 19:35: 02* mDiyo gives channel operator status to Tatsu
  34. Apr 01 19:35: 05<Smile> if you where, maybe i would not be here
  35. Apr 01 19:36: 04<vifino> Wrong person.
  36. Apr 01 19:36: 11<Smile> hm?
  37. Apr 01 19:36: 11<vifino> You should look at me instead.
  38. Apr 01 19:36: 18<Smile> Oh
  39. Apr 01 19:36: 24<vifino> Garophel has op in this channel, true.
  40. Apr 01 19:36: 25<Smile> well at least you had seen
  41. Apr 01 19:37: 10<Smile> But i feel bad, for a website soo old and still used...you sponser #minecraftSupport as a channel
  42. Apr 01 19:37: 25<Smile> to appeal to a demographic of children
  43. Apr 01 19:40: 05<vifino> Yeah.
  44. Apr 01 19:40: 30<vifino> Anything else you have to critizise, Smile?
  45. Apr 01 19:40: 38<vifino> I'll gladly forward this to the persons in charge.
  46. Apr 01 19:41: 10<Smile> no, not much to say. this place is to empty for even it to exist
  47. Apr 01 19:42: 12<vifino> Sorry to say so, but objectively, you are wrong.
  48. Apr 01 19:42: 41<Smile> hm? tell me about how Millions of people chat with others every day
  49. Apr 01 19:42: 49<Smile> on channels that get traffic
  50. Apr 01 19:43: 01<Smile> and and, how that all of our trafic is at its peak
  51. Apr 01 19:44: 56<Tatsu> It seems you misunderstand the concept of localized scale.
  52. Apr 01 19:45: 55<vifino> Smile: This is an irc channel. One of many. Currently, there are around 7 thousand connected users.
  53. Apr 01 19:45: 55<Smile> alright enlighten me
  54. Apr 01 19:46: 26<Smile> 7k, is that the number you boast
  55. Apr 01 19:46: 30<vifino> Yes.
  56. Apr 01 19:46: 31<Smile> the number you hold
  57. Apr 01 19:46: 37<Smile> the number you can say is high?
  58. Apr 01 19:46: 54<vifino> I didn't say high, it's just not empty.
  59. Apr 01 19:46: 54<Smile> There are more subreddits then your connected users
  60. Apr 01 19:47: 06<vifino> Nice.
  61. Apr 01 19:47: 40<Smile> More people have pirated a Red fox track then your numbers
  62. Apr 01 19:47: 55<Smile> MORE PEOPLE ARE PLAYING A NES GAME THEN YOUR NUMBERS
  63. Apr 01 19:48: 13<Smile> *games
  64. Apr 01 19:48: 19<vifino> mDiyo: my oper friends decided until they spam again, they won't whack him with the fist of god, so a ban hammer will have to do.
  65. Apr 01 19:48: 34<mDiyo> vifino: Understood
  66. Apr 01 19:48: 38<vifino> And that matters to us because of what, Smile?
  67. Apr 01 19:48: 39<mDiyo> Smile: Say cheese.
  68. Apr 01 19:48: 45<Smile> SURE
  69. Apr 01 19:48: 48<Smile> cheese
  70. Apr 01 19:48: 52* mDiyo has kicked Smile from #mDiyo (CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE)
  71. Apr 01 19:48: 55<vifino> :D
  72. Apr 01 19:49: 08<mDiyo> I'll keep kicking him until he gets bored
  73. Apr 01 19:49: 13<mDiyo> I have time today
  74. Apr 01 19:49: 16* mDiyo removes ban on A20!*@*
  75. Apr 01 19:49: 29<vifino> Okay. Sorry to be of no more help, mDiyo.
  76. Apr 01 19:49: 37<mDiyo> You did your best. I have no regrets.
  77. Apr 01 19:49: 54<mDiyo> Unfortunately trolls will be trolls until they get bored.
  78. Apr 01 19:50: 34* cosmo (webchat@185.93.35.193) has joined
  79. Apr 01 19:50: 46<vifino> Yeah.
  80. Apr 01 19:50: 59<vifino> Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to catch a plane.
  81. Apr 01 19:51: 10* Garophel has kicked cosmo from #mDiyo (lil poke)
  82. Apr 01 19:51: 40* mDiyo gives channel operator status to vifino
  83. Apr 01 19:51: 50<mDiyo> vifino: Go nuts :P
  84. Apr 01 19:51: 55<vifino> :D
  85. Apr 01 19:52: 27<vifino> Oh, right. mDiyo, please poke me if there are reports of them PMing things like that. If they do this on a big scale, I'll poke my friends again.
  86. Apr 01 19:52: 40<Tatsu> :3
  87. Apr 01 19:52: 43<mDiyo> PMs are different.
  88. Apr 01 19:52: 54<vifino> Yeah.
  89. Apr 01 19:52: 59<mDiyo> That would qualify as spam though. Take a screenshot.
  90. Apr 01 19:53: 07<vifino> Exactly.
  91. Apr 01 19:53: 08<Tatsu> hmm
  92. Apr 01 19:53: 53<Tatsu> I may need some help with a few commands. I have a few ideas for solving this issue...
  93. Apr 01 19:54: 26<vifino> Go ahead. I have a couple minutes to spare before needing to catch my plane to the UK.
  94. Apr 01 19:54: 50<Tatsu> so is there a command to set the channel so that registered users are only allowed to speak?
  95. Apr 01 19:55: 02<Tatsu> well *only* registered users
  96. Apr 01 19:55: 20<Tatsu> those that have a password set to their username
  97. Apr 01 19:55: 35<vifino> Yeah.
  98. Apr 01 19:55: 59<vifino> One second.
  99. Apr 01 19:56: 25<vifino> Actually, I am not sure if there are people who would fall under that category, too..
  100. Apr 01 19:56: 45* HappyEndings (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  101. Apr 01 19:56: 49<HappyEndings> uduits
  102. Apr 01 19:56: 54<HappyEndings> idiots
  103. Apr 01 19:56: 59* Tatsu has kicked HappyEndings from #mDiyo (HappyEndings)
  104. Apr 01 19:57: 06* Tatsu bops
  105. Apr 01 19:57: 11<mDiyo> There are people who would fall under that category.
  106. Apr 01 19:57: 19<vifino> Yeah.
  107. Apr 01 19:57: 35<vifino> A few of them, at least.
  108. Apr 01 19:57: 53* HappyEndings (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  109. Apr 01 19:57: 54<Tatsu> hmm
  110. Apr 01 19:57: 58* Tatsu has kicked HappyEndings from #mDiyo (HappyEndings)
  111. Apr 01 19:58: 36* HappyEndings (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  112. Apr 01 19:58: 38* Tatsu has kicked HappyEndings from #mDiyo (HappyEndings)
  113. Apr 01 19:59: 20<Tatsu> I think it'd be more useful than banning the entirety of webchat.
  114. Apr 01 19:59: 35* HappyEndings_ (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  115. Apr 01 19:59: 43<HappyEndings_> BAN MY GATEWAT
  116. Apr 01 19:59: 44* Tatsu has kicked HappyEndings_ from #mDiyo (HappyEndings_)
  117. Apr 01 20:00: 01<mDiyo> I find this funnier than doing what he wants.
  118. Apr 01 20:00: 07<Tatsu> xD
  119. Apr 01 20:00: 35* HappyEndings (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  120. Apr 01 20:00: 39* Tatsu has kicked HappyEndings from #mDiyo (HappyEndings)
  121. Apr 01 20:01: 18* HappyEndings (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  122. Apr 01 20:01: 20* Tatsu has kicked HappyEndings from #mDiyo (*smashbros hammertime*)
  123. Apr 01 20:01: 21<Static7s> indeed
  124. Apr 01 20:01: 23* HappyEndings_ (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  125. Apr 01 20:01: 28* HappyEndings__ (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  126. Apr 01 20:01: 29* Tatsu has kicked HappyEndings_ from #mDiyo (*smashbros hammertime*)
  127. Apr 01 20:01: 33* Garophel has kicked HappyEndings__ from #mDiyo (HappyEndings__)
  128. Apr 01 20:01: 36* HappyEndings___ (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  129. Apr 01 20:01: 39* Tatsu has kicked HappyEndings___ from #mDiyo (*smashbros hammertime*)
  130. Apr 01 20:01: 49* HappyEndings____ (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  131. Apr 01 20:01: 55* mDiyo has kicked HappyEndings____ from #mDiyo (Doom doom doom)
  132. Apr 01 20:03: 27<Tatsu> I think he stopped...?
  133. Apr 01 20:03: 34<mDiyo> They get bored eventually.
  134. Apr 01 20:03: 46* DIE (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  135. Apr 01 20:03: 47* Mdiyo_ (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  136. Apr 01 20:03: 48* Love (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  137. Apr 01 20:03: 50* Life (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  138. Apr 01 20:03: 51* mDiyo has kicked DIE from #mDiyo (DIE)
  139. Apr 01 20:03: 57* mDiyo has kicked Mdiyo_ from #mDiyo (Mdiyo_)
  140. Apr 01 20:03: 59* mDiyo has kicked Love from #mDiyo (Love)
  141. Apr 01 20:04: 00<Life> :)
  142. Apr 01 20:04: 02* mDiyo has kicked Life from #mDiyo (Life)
  143. Apr 01 20:04: 24<Tatsu> or they might go crazy...
  144. Apr 01 20:04: 31<mDiyo> Hey vifino, could you get him banned for death threats?
  145. Apr 01 20:04: 46* GiveUp (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  146. Apr 01 20:04: 47* Static7s shoves a whole bag of garlic up the troll's nose
  147. Apr 01 20:04: 52<Static7s> MWAHAHA
  148. Apr 01 20:04: 58<GiveUp> :)
  149. Apr 01 20:05: 03* Tatsu has kicked GiveUp from #mDiyo (GiveUp)
  150. Apr 01 20:05: 33<Static7s> anybody have an instakicking script? :p
  151. Apr 01 20:05: 58* Quit (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  152. Apr 01 20:06: 02* mDiyo has kicked Quit from #mDiyo (Death by a thousand cuts)
  153. Apr 01 20:06: 35* hfblukwehrfuebhdfugweiugrfiugd (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  154. Apr 01 20:06: 36* Static7s whacks the troll with a steel girder
  155. Apr 01 20:06: 43* mDiyo has kicked hfblukwehrfuebhdfugweiugrfiugd from #mDiyo (hfblukwehrfuebhdfugweiugrfiugd)
  156. Apr 01 20:06: 52<mDiyo> I could just ban webchat
  157. Apr 01 20:06: 57<mDiyo> Might work for awhile.
  158. Apr 01 20:06: 57* Quit_ (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  159. Apr 01 20:07: 04* Tatsu has kicked Quit_ from #mDiyo (Quit_)
  160. Apr 01 20:07: 21<Tatsu> Sounds like an idea.
  161. Apr 01 20:07: 23* eiheuiaugfiuagefuyg743gdsgfysg (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  162. Apr 01 20:07: 24<mDiyo> Depends. Who's bored yet? :P
  163. Apr 01 20:07: 33* Tatsu has kicked eiheuiaugfiuagefuyg743gdsgfysg from #mDiyo (eiheuiaugfiuagefuyg743gdsgfysg)
  164. Apr 01 20:07: 36* rgojmroiehtguiehiruheiushfisuh (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  165. Apr 01 20:07: 44* Tatsu has kicked rgojmroiehtguiehiruheiushfisuh from #mDiyo (rgojmroiehtguiehiruheiushfisuh)
  166. Apr 01 20:07: 55<Static7s> not I
  167. Apr 01 20:07: 58* edifheohfroishfoishdouifhwsoih (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  168. Apr 01 20:08: 05<edifheohfroishfoishdouifhwsoih> Kappa
  169. Apr 01 20:08: 07<edifheohfroishfoishdouifhwsoih> is the word
  170. Apr 01 20:08: 09* Tatsu has kicked edifheohfroishfoishdouifhwsoih from #mDiyo (edifheohfroishfoishdouifhwsoih)
  171. Apr 01 20:08: 10<mDiyo> I have a lot of time today. This guy's just wasting his own time.
  172. Apr 01 20:08: 20<Tatsu> Indeed.
  173. Apr 01 20:08: 26* iehfeuiobfduiwebgvfuydhvuyfvgb (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  174. Apr 01 20:08: 32* Tatsu has kicked iehfeuiobfduiwebgvfuydhvuyfvgb from #mDiyo (iehfeuiobfduiwebgvfuydhvuyfvgb)
  175. Apr 01 20:08: 38<mDiyo> Leave him in here next time.
  176. Apr 01 20:08: 43<Tatsu> Alright
  177. Apr 01 20:09: 21<Tatsu> wait... I wanna troll the troll... :3
  178. Apr 01 20:09: 26<mDiyo> That's what I was going to do.
  179. Apr 01 20:09: 35* YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  180. Apr 01 20:09: 36<mDiyo> Me first, you can have him afterwards :P
  181. Apr 01 20:09: 41<Tatsu> Alright :3
  182. Apr 01 20:09: 51<mDiyo> YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa: Is your time so worthless that you don't have anything better to do?
  183. Apr 01 20:10: 01<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Yes
  184. Apr 01 20:10: 03<Static7s> its not just their time
  185. Apr 01 20:10: 15<mDiyo> Is your life so pathetic that you think wasting your time like this is worthwhile?
  186. Apr 01 20:10: 19<Static7s> clearly
  187. Apr 01 20:10: 25<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> and?
  188. Apr 01 20:10: 27<mDiyo> Shh, let them answer for themself.
  189. Apr 01 20:10: 32<Static7s> very well
  190. Apr 01 20:10: 42<mDiyo> And? Nothing else.
  191. Apr 01 20:10: 43<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> your opinions, are opinions
  192. Apr 01 20:11: 09<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Mere opinions
  193. Apr 01 20:11: 11<mDiyo> I'll keep poking you until you get bored.
  194. Apr 01 20:11: 21<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> maybe
  195. Apr 01 20:11: 28<mDiyo> You're the one wasting your own time. It doesn't affect here at all.
  196. Apr 01 20:11: 33<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> or maybe i will keep on doing this, untill you fal asleep
  197. Apr 01 20:11: 43<mDiyo> Are you going to be at this for 31 hours?
  198. Apr 01 20:11: 46<Static7s> ^
  199. Apr 01 20:11: 50<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> maybe
  200. Apr 01 20:12: 01<Static7s> I've got all weekend with nothing else to do if necessary :p
  201. Apr 01 20:12: 01<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> maybe not
  202. Apr 01 20:12: 03* Tatsu has it ready
  203. Apr 01 20:12: 11<mDiyo> If you want to waste that much time, go right ahead.
  204. Apr 01 20:12: 19<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> your views are nothing more meaningful as a gram of salt in the sea
  205. Apr 01 20:12: 35<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> my will and meaning are my own
  206. Apr 01 20:12: 44<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> i dont care if i hurt anyone in any way
  207. Apr 01 20:12: 50<mDiyo> Your will and meaning are nothing more than a grain of salt?
  208. Apr 01 20:12: 53<mDiyo> You like hurting yourself?
  209. Apr 01 20:13: 01<mDiyo> I didn't know you felt that way. Tell me more.
  210. Apr 01 20:13: 03<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> i will do something i set out to do
  211. Apr 01 20:13: 07<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> no matter
  212. Apr 01 20:13: 20<mDiyo> You know there's no point to this.
  213. Apr 01 20:13: 27<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> maybe to you
  214. Apr 01 20:13: 29<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> but to me
  215. Apr 01 20:13: 34<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> there is something
  216. Apr 01 20:13: 38<mDiyo> Your time is wasted on some idea you aren't capable of doing.
  217. Apr 01 20:13: 40<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> like looking for that spec of salt
  218. Apr 01 20:13: 55<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> i may not be able to catch it
  219. Apr 01 20:14: 00<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> but i can try? cant i
  220. Apr 01 20:14: 01<mDiyo> Keep looking. You'll find yourself eventually.
  221. Apr 01 20:14: 14<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Define yourself?
  222. Apr 01 20:14: 22<mDiyo> YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa: The person behind that nickname.
  223. Apr 01 20:14: 25<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> humans are humans. you know your mind since you use it
  224. Apr 01 20:14: 37<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> what you use it for
  225. Apr 01 20:14: 40<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> is up to the human
  226. Apr 01 20:14: 53<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> nothing more
  227. Apr 01 20:14: 55<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> nothing less
  228. Apr 01 20:15: 05<mDiyo> You have nothing?
  229. Apr 01 20:15: 11<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> hm?
  230. Apr 01 20:15: 16<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> maybe so.
  231. Apr 01 20:15: 17<mDiyo> You're saying that you are nothing.
  232. Apr 01 20:15: 18<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> maybe not
  233. Apr 01 20:15: 24<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Yes
  234. Apr 01 20:15: 33<mDiyo> You don't have anything to do.
  235. Apr 01 20:15: 40<mDiyo> You don't have anything worthwhile in your life.
  236. Apr 01 20:15: 47<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> maybe so
  237. Apr 01 20:15: 49<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> maybe not
  238. Apr 01 20:15: 50<Static7s> woo existentialism
  239. Apr 01 20:16: 02<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> We are all nothing untill we do something
  240. Apr 01 20:16: 14<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> we dont exist for meaning untill we give it to ourselves
  241. Apr 01 20:16: 18<mDiyo> Trying to get under someone's skin to get your jollies is the best use of your time.
  242. Apr 01 20:16: 27<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> No
  243. Apr 01 20:16: 32<mDiyo> Waxing philosophical is a front for your actions.
  244. Apr 01 20:16: 41<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> To get my jollies is not what i wnat
  245. Apr 01 20:16: 43<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> *want
  246. Apr 01 20:16: 49<mDiyo> Your true purpose is to enrage for some giggles.
  247. Apr 01 20:16: 55<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> no
  248. Apr 01 20:16: 57<mDiyo> Yes.
  249. Apr 01 20:16: 59<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> i want to see someone break
  250. Apr 01 20:17: 01<mDiyo> You have nothing else.
  251. Apr 01 20:17: 03<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> i want to see there anger
  252. Apr 01 20:17: 06<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> consume them
  253. Apr 01 20:17: 07<mDiyo> Har har har
  254. Apr 01 20:17: 10<mDiyo> Hey guess what?
  255. Apr 01 20:17: 12<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> see what they
  256. Apr 01 20:17: 13<mDiyo> You're angry.
  257. Apr 01 20:17: 17<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> im not angry
  258. Apr 01 20:17: 20<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> im bored
  259. Apr 01 20:17: 20<mDiyo> Yes you are.
  260. Apr 01 20:17: 25<mDiyo> You're so angry that this isn't working.
  261. Apr 01 20:17: 34<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> it isnt
  262. Apr 01 20:17: 40<mDiyo> You're bored because you have nothing else to do.
  263. Apr 01 20:17: 40<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> some people wont let it consume them
  264. Apr 01 20:17: 47<mDiyo> You have no one in your life to turn to.
  265. Apr 01 20:17: 52<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> and?
  266. Apr 01 20:18: 01<mDiyo> You literally have nothing worthwhile in your life.
  267. Apr 01 20:18: 10<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Maybe so maybe not.
  268. Apr 01 20:18: 13<mDiyo> The only way you can feel is by getting a rise out of someone.
  269. Apr 01 20:18: 18<mDiyo> Maybe so, maybe so.
  270. Apr 01 20:18: 22<mDiyo> Because it is so.
  271. Apr 01 20:18: 36<mDiyo> You cannot deny the truth.
  272. Apr 01 20:18: 39<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Someone did there homework
  273. Apr 01 20:18: 53<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> humans are not so simple
  274. Apr 01 20:19: 00<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> not so simple to say there meaning
  275. Apr 01 20:19: 08<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> even if you know what you speak off
  276. Apr 01 20:19: 08<mDiyo> I don't need to do homework. You're a pathetic, bored human that thinks there are no consequences to their actions.
  277. Apr 01 20:19: 24<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> oh there are
  278. Apr 01 20:19: 26<mDiyo> This place has no meaning, so you try to bother people.
  279. Apr 01 20:19: 27<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> but in this c
  280. Apr 01 20:19: 33<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Yes
  281. Apr 01 20:19: 38<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> you are correct
  282. Apr 01 20:19: 43<mDiyo> There isn't any way we can physically harm you or make your life more difficult.
  283. Apr 01 20:19: 47<mDiyo> What could go wrong?
  284. Apr 01 20:19: 53<mDiyo> Well, you could waste your time.
  285. Apr 01 20:20: 04<mDiyo> You could run into someone who loves playing with trolls.
  286. Apr 01 20:20: 04<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> yes
  287. Apr 01 20:20: 08<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> i could fail
  288. Apr 01 20:20: 14<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> i can not
  289. Apr 01 20:20: 24<mDiyo> Can't run into someone who likes trolling trolls?
  290. Apr 01 20:20: 27<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Mdiyo, we both love playing with trolls
  291. Apr 01 20:20: 29<mDiyo> Those don't exist?
  292. Apr 01 20:20: 32<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> i like playing with myself
  293. Apr 01 20:20: 40<mDiyo> Good, that doesn't make you worthwhile.
  294. Apr 01 20:20: 46<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> and?
  295. Apr 01 20:20: 47<mDiyo> That means you have a dick.
  296. Apr 01 20:20: 55<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> and?
  297. Apr 01 20:21: 17* Tatsu has kicked YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (You smell like a Leper Gnome!)
  298. Apr 01 20:21: 26<mDiyo> HAHAHAHA
  299. Apr 01 20:21: 47<mDiyo> Oh that's perfect.
  300. Apr 01 20:21: 53<Tatsu> I've been holding onto that one for a while :3
  301. Apr 01 20:21: 57* YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  302. Apr 01 20:22: 08<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> if only getting rid of a mouse
  303. Apr 01 20:22: 11<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> was that simple
  304. Apr 01 20:22: 11<mDiyo> So... have you learned anything?
  305. Apr 01 20:22: 16<mDiyo> You're not a mouse. You're nothing.
  306. Apr 01 20:22: 23<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> that you are a wall.
  307. Apr 01 20:22: 25<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> your a wall
  308. Apr 01 20:22: 30<mDiyo> You're a spec, a grain of salt. Too small to matter.
  309. Apr 01 20:22: 35<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> and your mass pushes me, fighting me
  310. Apr 01 20:22: 44<mDiyo> I don't need to move or fight.
  311. Apr 01 20:22: 55<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> you see
  312. Apr 01 20:22: 56<mDiyo> You would like that too much. All I need to do is sit right here.
  313. Apr 01 20:23: 04<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> and i will do the same
  314. Apr 01 20:23: 11<mDiyo> All I need to do is waste your time.
  315. Apr 01 20:23: 20<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> and i will do the same to you
  316. Apr 01 20:23: 30<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> you do the same as i.
  317. Apr 01 20:23: 31<mDiyo> Good. I have plenty of time to waste today.
  318. Apr 01 20:23: 44<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> as do i
  319. Apr 01 20:23: 48<mDiyo> Really?
  320. Apr 01 20:23: 56<mDiyo> What were you going to do today?
  321. Apr 01 20:23: 57<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> maybe so
  322. Apr 01 20:24: 07<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> play pokemon mostly
  323. Apr 01 20:24: 15<mDiyo> Go play pokemon then.
  324. Apr 01 20:24: 26<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> nah
  325. Apr 01 20:24: 28<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> this is more fun
  326. Apr 01 20:24: 38<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> as with me you let your ambition control you
  327. Apr 01 20:24: 44<mDiyo> pfft hahaha
  328. Apr 01 20:24: 46<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> you say your a wall, and i agree
  329. Apr 01 20:24: 52<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> your will to control a troll
  330. Apr 01 20:24: 54<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> drives you
  331. Apr 01 20:24: 56<mDiyo> Oh this his hilarious.
  332. Apr 01 20:25: 01* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa)
  333. Apr 01 20:25: 11<mDiyo> *ahem*
  334. Apr 01 20:25: 18<mDiyo> If he's that invested, I'm going to break him.
  335. Apr 01 20:25: 40* YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  336. Apr 01 20:25: 50<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> you let your ambition control you, control you to toy with me
  337. Apr 01 20:26: 03<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> without your ambition
  338. Apr 01 20:26: 10<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> you would just ip ban me
  339. Apr 01 20:26: 15<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> for wasting your time
  340. Apr 01 20:26: 17<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> But no,
  341. Apr 01 20:26: 19<mDiyo> Ambition? Nah. You're a toy.
  342. Apr 01 20:26: 22<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> you want to toy
  343. Apr 01 20:26: 28<mDiyo> That's all the value you have.
  344. Apr 01 20:26: 47<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> you want to continue to try to do as i attempt to do to you to me
  345. Apr 01 20:26: 55<mDiyo> Nah.
  346. Apr 01 20:26: 58<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> ambition to turn it arround on me
  347. Apr 01 20:27: 04<mDiyo> See, there's a fundamental difference between you and me
  348. Apr 01 20:27: 06<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> ambition to show me im flawed to
  349. Apr 01 20:27: 09* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (Boot to the head!)
  350. Apr 01 20:27: 14<Tatsu> This has turned from annoying to funny
  351. Apr 01 20:27: 21<Static7s> ^
  352. Apr 01 20:27: 27<mDiyo> Yep yep
  353. Apr 01 20:27: 49* YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  354. Apr 01 20:27: 53<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Tell me then
  355. Apr 01 20:27: 58* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (I am telling you.)
  356. Apr 01 20:28: 00<Static7s> I think that I'm going to separate today's chat log from the rest of the year for the comedy value
  357. Apr 01 20:28: 09* iris25383 (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  358. Apr 01 20:28: 09<mDiyo> Static7s: Logs please. xD
  359. Apr 01 20:28: 16<Static7s> Aye Aye
  360. Apr 01 20:28: 22<iris25383> go on
  361. Apr 01 20:28: 24* Tatsu has kicked iris25383 from #mDiyo (Your mother was a murlock!)
  362. Apr 01 20:28: 29<Static7s> ?
  363. Apr 01 20:28: 35* YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  364. Apr 01 20:28: 42* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (Hello.)
  365. Apr 01 20:28: 43<Static7s> whats that have to do with anything Tatsu?
  366. Apr 01 20:28: 48<mDiyo> Hearthstone
  367. Apr 01 20:28: 51<Static7s> ah
  368. Apr 01 20:29: 01<mDiyo> Might want to lay on the get-under-his-skin messages though
  369. Apr 01 20:29: 15* YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  370. Apr 01 20:29: 18<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Go on
  371. Apr 01 20:29: 21* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (How are you today?)
  372. Apr 01 20:29: 27* iris480176 (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  373. Apr 01 20:29: 33<iris480176> Im good
  374. Apr 01 20:29: 34* mDiyo has kicked iris480176 from #mDiyo (Are you feeling well?)
  375. Apr 01 20:29: 38<Static7s> I do have to admire his speed
  376. Apr 01 20:29: 46* YouKnowIwillComeqackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  377. Apr 01 20:29: 49<YouKnowIwillComeqackWithaNewNa> Yes i am
  378. Apr 01 20:29: 52<YouKnowIwillComeqackWithaNewNa> thank you
  379. Apr 01 20:29: 55* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwillComeqackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (Do you have a fever?)
  380. Apr 01 20:30: 08* YouXnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  381. Apr 01 20:30: 11<YouXnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> Matbe
  382. Apr 01 20:30: 13<YouXnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> *maybe
  383. Apr 01 20:30: 16* mDiyo has kicked YouXnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (You should see a doctor. Your parts are hanging out.)
  384. Apr 01 20:30: 26* YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  385. Apr 01 20:30: 32<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> My parts are fine
  386. Apr 01 20:30: 38* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (It kinda looks like sludge)
  387. Apr 01 20:30: 52* iris866844 (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  388. Apr 01 20:30: 55* mDiyo has kicked iris866844 from #mDiyo (I think your skin is falling off.)
  389. Apr 01 20:31: 16* YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  390. Apr 01 20:31: 19<YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa> come on
  391. Apr 01 20:31: 20* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwillComebackWithaNewNa from #mDiyo (You should really get that looked at.)
  392. Apr 01 20:31: 20<Static7s> its such a shame that the logs don't retain my client's chat coloring :/
  393. Apr 01 20:31: 37* YouKnowIwxmebackWithaNewName (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  394. Apr 01 20:31: 39* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwxmebackWithaNewName from #mDiyo (Perhaps find some herbal remedies?)
  395. Apr 01 20:31: 54<Tatsu> Holy cats you're fast
  396. Apr 01 20:31: 55* YouKnowIwillComeqbackWithaNewN (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  397. Apr 01 20:31: 58* mDiyo has kicked YouKnowIwillComeqbackWithaNewN from #mDiyo (I hear the local witch has some ointment for that.)
  398. Apr 01 20:32: 01<mDiyo> :P
  399. Apr 01 20:32: 03<Static7s> like I said Tatsu
  400. Apr 01 20:32: 13<Static7s> I've got to admire his speed
  401. Apr 01 20:32: 28* W_ (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  402. Apr 01 20:32: 33<W_> hm
  403. Apr 01 20:32: 34* mDiyo has kicked W_ from #mDiyo (She also has a black cat.)
  404. Apr 01 20:32: 50<Static7s> would that be his mother by any chance?
  405. Apr 01 20:32: 57<starr274_> same kid as yesterday with the DDoS try on the stream ?
  406. Apr 01 20:33: 00<Static7s> yup
  407. Apr 01 20:33: 01<mDiyo> Yep.
  408. Apr 01 20:33: 07<mDiyo> I'm having a bit of fun with him.
  409. Apr 01 20:33: 07<Static7s> having fun ^.^
  410. Apr 01 20:33: 18<mDiyo> He should be getting bored or angry soon.
  411. Apr 01 20:33: 25<Static7s> aaaaw D:
  412. Apr 01 20:33: 37<mDiyo> If he doesn't come back in 3 minutes, ban webchat for 24 hours.
  413. Apr 01 20:33: 46* Cosmo (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  414. Apr 01 20:33: 53* mDiyo has kicked Cosmo from #mDiyo (If you cross its path, you'll have bad luck for 7 years.)
  415. Apr 01 20:34: 22* Mdiys (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  416. Apr 01 20:34: 26<Mdiys> :|
  417. Apr 01 20:34: 26* mDiyo has kicked Mdiys from #mDiyo (Maybe that cat is yours?)
  418. Apr 01 20:34: 43* Continue (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  419. Apr 01 20:34: 48* mDiyo has kicked Continue from #mDiyo (Is the witch your mother? She should know better than to let her kids outside.)
  420. Apr 01 20:35: 04* Continue_ (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  421. Apr 01 20:35: 11* mDiyo has kicked Continue_ from #mDiyo (Though I can't say I blame her. Your skin is falling off.)
  422. Apr 01 20:35: 27* Continue (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  423. Apr 01 20:35: 30* mDiyo has kicked Continue from #mDiyo (You should really get that looked at.)
  424. Apr 01 20:35: 45* Continue (webchat@38.95.108.245) has joined
  425. Apr 01 20:35: 58<Continue> Go on
  426. Apr 01 20:35: 58* mDiyo has kicked Continue from #mDiyo (There's a doctor down the road.)
  427. Apr 01 20:36: 00* mDiyo sets ban on *!webchat@*
  428. Apr 01 20:36: 11<mDiyo> Thar ye go.
  429. Apr 01 20:36: 22<Tatsu> Rest in peace
  430. Apr 01 20:36: 37<Tatsu> He did smell like a leper gnome though
  431. Apr 01 20:36: 42<mDiyo> I didn't mean to send the last message, but I got the ban message wrong.
  432. Apr 01 20:37: 16<mDiyo> That was fun. xP
  433. Apr 01 20:37: 17<Tatsu> and I got a piece of comic gold
  434. Apr 01 20:38: 24* Static7s goes to fetch his log
  435. Apr 01 20:38: 34* starr274_ watis to see if the kid changes clients :P
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