Hi,



I'm Paul, founder and engineer at KLIM. I am French so excuse me for my faulty english.



I wanted to thank you for ordering the KLIM Voice. We hope it will satisfy your needs. Your product has left Amazon's warehouse and is on your way.



You will find enclosed to this email an user manual.



Once you have received it don't hesitate to send us an email if you encounter any sort of difficulty using it.

We will do our best to help you.

We are a young startup and it's our first product, so we want it to be perfect.

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If you’re in a hurry, you can stop reading here, otherwise, you can keep going and we hope to bring a smile to your face :)

I thought you might find it interesting to see exactly how your order’s shipping was processed.

Your product was carefully retrieved from our inventory with sterilised anti-bacterial gloves and placed on a satin silk cushion.
A team of 50 experts then proceeded to inspect your product, they polished it until it shone bright and bid it farewell with a tender caress.

Our internationally renowned packaging specialist (who came straight from Korea to oversee your order in person) lit candles and incense sticks and a great silence settled over the crowd as he delicately placed your product in its box.

The party we organized to celebrate your order lasted 3 days. When the time came, the crowd gathered and set forth. The crowd’s clamouring and cheering rang out through the city as the procession made its way to accompany your product all the way to the post office.

The postal service then took over, using one of their many private jets to send you your product as fast as possible. Given the inestimable value of your product, two F-16s fighter jets were specially dispatched to ensure its safe arrival.

Thank you for purchasing your product at KLIM. We’ve placed a photo of you in a 50 foot by 50 foot frame and elected you client of the century (unfortunately this position may be rivalled in the year 2100).

We hope you enjoyed this small text ! In any case, don’t forget, if you encounter any problem, big or small, we’re at your disposal, any time.

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I remain available if you have any question.



I wish you a very good day.



Paul Founder and engineer KLIM