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- (18:42) donkey: rfol
- (18:42) donkey: dude
- (18:42) donkey: what sur problem
- (18:43) donkey: do u want teambuilding help
- (18:43) donkey: or something
- (18:43) DracoMaster|ワタル: I ask you the same question.
- (18:43) donkey: i can teach u
- (18:43) donkey: i can put our differences aside
- (18:43) donkey: and teach u gen 6
- (18:43) donkey: if u rly want
- (18:43) donkey: (
- (18:43) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no reason to be taught anything by a lowly creature such as yourself.
- (18:44) donkey: u need to work on improving ur vocabulary
- (18:44) donkey: i thought u were going to college
- (18:44) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have already mastered Pokémon battling,
- (18:44) donkey: welsh?
- (18:44) donkey: x )
- (18:44) donkey: xX )X X) )X)X
- (18:44) DracoMaster|ワタル: standing at a level far higher than any other trainer in existence.
- (18:44) donkey: lol dude
- (18:44) donkey: then why did you lose to dice
- (18:44) DracoMaster|ワタル: I do not see why you are private messaging me with such an arrogant attitude.
- (18:44) donkey: then why did you lose to dice
- (18:44) donkey: then why did you lose to dice
- (18:44) donkey: then why did you lose to dice
- (18:44) donkey: xD
- (18:45) donkey: le mastere trole : chompion lonco
- (18:45) DracoMaster|ワタル: "I am the Greatest Pokémon Master, and therefore I cannot lose a Pokémon battle."
- (18:45) donkey: ur shit aint funny bro
- (18:45) donkey: the act
- (18:45) donkey: is not funny
- (18:45) DracoMaster|ワタル: Is that the level of your understanding of this game?
- (18:45) donkey: its not cute
- (18:45) donkey: ur just a nerd
- (18:45) donkey: who cares too much about trying to impress other nerds
- (18:45) donkey: by trolling
- (18:45) donkey: i hope u know that
- (18:45) donkey: spend more time doing well in ur university
- (18:46) donkey: and less being an unfunny retard
- (18:46) donkey: GG
- (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: A great deal of the competitive Pokémon community looks up to you, Donkey. They are dumb to do that, sure thing, but...
- (18:46) donkey: GG
- (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...I thought that someone like you...
- (18:46) donkey: GG
- (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...would at least understand what "Pokémon battling" is all about.
- (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: Dice has lost to me before.
- (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: What does that mean to you then?
- (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: You are a fool...
- (18:46) donkey: lance
- (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...who can only look at things from a superficial perspective.
- (18:47) donkey: the differnece between u and me
- (18:47) donkey: is that u sit on ur ass all day
- (18:47) donkey: watching anime
- (18:47) donkey: and im making shit out of m life
- (18:47) donkey: and dont give a fuck
- (18:47) donkey: about mons
- (18:47) donkey: x:
- (18:47) donkey: am i incorrect? ? ?
- (18:47) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no idea how you came to such a conclusion.
- (18:47) DracoMaster|ワタル: You don't enjoy glory, do you?
- (18:47) DracoMaster|ワタル: You don't wish to achieve anything as a human, do you?
- (18:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: Why don't you hurl yourself off the edge of a cliff then?
- (18:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: If life is so meaningless to you.
- (18:48) donkey: lol
- (18:48) donkey: ok
- (18:48) donkey: ty
- (18:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: Taking my advice?
- (18:48) donkey: Let's have a normal conversation
- (18:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: You have no right to such with me.
- (18:48) donkey: What is your major?
- (18:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no need to answer your questions either.
- (18:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: Tell me, Donkey...
- (18:49) donkey: How many times have you got smashed this year?
- (18:49) donkey: Have you ever left ur dorm room?
- (18:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: Someone like you... who is thought of so highly by the pathetic creatures at the Smogon University...
- (18:50) DracoMaster|ワタル: What are you trying to achieve by making me your enemy?
- (18:50) donkey: Im just tyring to get u to drop ur retarded act
- (18:50) DracoMaster|ワタル: Up until recently, I never even cared about who you were.
- (18:50) donkey: its not funny
- (18:50) donkey: are u gonna show this log to sasha
- (18:50) donkey: and whip out ur tiny schlongs
- (18:50) DracoMaster|ワタル: I do not see why you feel it necessary to get yourself involved with my matters?
- (18:50) donkey: and have a good ol hearty laugh
- (18:50) donkey: ?
- (18:50) DracoMaster|ワタル: Oh, how amusing.
- (18:51) DracoMaster|ワタル: I thought you said that you intended to have a normal conversation with me.
- (18:51) donkey: this is normal for a person of ur social standing
- (18:51) donkey: Ie: Omega
- (18:51) DracoMaster|ワタル: Ha, ha, ha.
- (18:52) DracoMaster|ワタル: It appears that your inability to understand even the simplest of things isn't limited only to the realm of Pokémon battling.
- (18:52) DracoMaster|ワタル: Your failure...
- (18:52) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...extends to the entirety of your person.
- (18:52) donkey: I know u boost btw
- (18:52) donkey: i have logs
- (18:52) donkey: lol
- (18:52) DracoMaster|ワタル: After what you pulled against me on Pokémon Showdown!'s Ubers channel, to say that I think lowly of you as a person would be a vast understatement.
- (18:52) donkey: kinda sad
- (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: Yet now...
- (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...even at this point, you STILL fail to live up to my expectations.
- (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: How pathetic.
- (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: And if you insist that I boost, then do as you wish.
- (18:53) donkey: do u have a micropenis
- (18:53) donkey: or somethin
- (18:53) donkey: wats ur problem
- (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: To attempt to convince a creature of your level of the opposite would be an utter waste of time,
- (18:54) DracoMaster|ワタル: since what you believe isn't based on observable evidence or reason,
- (18:54) DracoMaster|ワタル: but your beliefs manifest completely spontaneously and arbitrarily.
- (18:54) DracoMaster|ワタル: Reflect upon yourself.
- (18:54) DracoMaster|ワタル: Wouldn't you agree with what I said?
- (18:55) donkey: ? i cant read words longer than 6 letters dude
- (18:55) donkey: can u rephrase . .
- (18:55) donkey: i only had a 1.2 gpa. .
- (18:55) DracoMaster|ワタル: As I thought.
- (18:55) donkey: have u ever had a gf
- (18:55) donkey: ?
- (18:55) donkey: jw
- (18:55) donkey: dice is interested
- (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Yeah.
- (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Your mother.
- (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: But enough about that.
- (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: "I agree with your entire introduction. You are the one true Great Pokemon Master.
- (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Congratulations.
- (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Note: I say this all without ANY sarcasm, despite what some people will think. Your accomplishments are nothing short of incredible. The replays were all incredibly enjoyable and showed an unparalleled level of skill."
- (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Contradicting yourself now, are you?
- (18:56) donkey: u got me
- (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: I'm glad you learned that.
- (18:57) donkey: Anyways
- (18:57) donkey: do u have
- (18:57) donkey: autism
- (18:58) donkey: multiple personality disorder
- (18:58) donkey: scizophrenia
- (18:58) donkey: ocd
- (18:58) donkey: ass burgers
- (18:58) donkey: or what
- (18:58) donkey: whats ur deal bro
- (18:58) DracoMaster|ワタル: "The Instinct of the Pokémon Master"
- (18:58) DracoMaster|ワタル: That is what I was blessed with upon birth.
- (18:58) donkey: ah, what a blessed affliction
- (18:59) donkey: the deepest affliction of the soul
- (18:59) DracoMaster|ワタル: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/1767/t873402-true-definition-of-pokemon-master/2.htm#27
- (18:59) donkey: damning one to life a life of the basement dwelling omega
- (18:59) DracoMaster|ワタル: The 23 Ubers ladders on which I have reached #1...
- (18:59) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...that is the very power that has guided me towards my unparalleled success.
- (19:00) DracoMaster|ワタル: When one intends to trash-talk another individual...
- (19:00) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...the intelligent thing to do...
- (19:00) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...would be to avoid making accusations that apply to oneself.
- (19:00) donkey: u mean
- (19:00) donkey: the basement dwelling thing?
- (19:00) donkey: o 0
- (19:00) DracoMaster|ワタル: As I told you, I never even cared about who you were for most of the time when you existed.
- (19:01) DracoMaster|ワタル: Yet you took it upon yourself to initiate a conflict with me.
- (19:01) donkey: whats ur ranked mmr
- (19:01) donkey: in dota
- (19:01) donkey: u pussy
- (19:01) donkey: 1v1 me
- (19:01) donkey: mid
- (19:01) donkey: shadow fiend
- (19:01) DracoMaster|ワタル: Isn't that a perfect characteristic of a basement dwelling thing?
- (19:01) DracoMaster|ワタル: How about Soldat?
- (19:01) DracoMaster|ワタル: Or Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
- (19:01) donkey: Never heard of
- (19:02) donkey: either of those games
- (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: Ah.
- (19:02) donkey: do you play call of duty modern warfare?
- (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: Then I see that as a basement dwelling creature, you are of an even lower level than what is typical of your kind.
- (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: What do you do in your basement?
- (19:02) donkey: well u know
- (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: Bending forward trying to suck your own penis?
- (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: Just as I expected.
- (19:03) donkey: yea
- (19:03) donkey: u see
- (19:03) donkey: what esle do i do
- (19:03) donkey: in my pursuit
- (19:03) donkey: to catch up to ur level
- (19:03) donkey: :/
- (19:03) donkey: dice suggested that technique to me
- (19:03) donkey: it hasnt worked yet .
- (19:03) DracoMaster|ワタル: In addition to all of your failures that we have already discussed...
- (19:03) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...you also appear to be blind...
- (19:04) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...to the point where you cannot even head towards the right direction in terms of what you wish to reach.
- (19:04) DracoMaster|ワタル: Wouldn't you say?
- (19:04) donkey: u know
- (19:04) donkey: i owuld say
- (19:04) donkey: ur delusional act
- (19:05) donkey: is probably more reassuring than ur pitiful life
- (19:05) donkey: o 0
- (19:05) DracoMaster|ワタル: Very interesting.
- (19:05) DracoMaster|ワタル: Whose life is more pitiful?
- (19:05) donkey: well u see
- (19:05) DracoMaster|ワタル: The one who doesn't mind other people's business, and pursues greatness on his own...
- (19:05) donkey: urs
- (19:06) donkey: .
- (19:06) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...or the one who starts conflict with those who have never wronged them before, in an act of jealousy?
- (19:07) DracoMaster|ワタル: Nothing more to say?
- (19:07) DracoMaster|ワタル: Good.
- (19:07) DracoMaster|ワタル: There is a princess waiting for me.
- (19:07) donkey: nah
- (19:07) donkey: ive got one more thing
- (19:07) DracoMaster|ワタル: I need to attend to her for now.
- (19:07) donkey: to say
- (19:08) donkey: how have u not been hit
- (19:08) donkey: with an overwhelmign sense of uselessness
- (19:08) donkey: when u realize
- (19:08) donkey: that ur delusion
- (19:08) donkey: of entertainment
- (19:08) donkey: is meanignlgy
- (19:08) donkey: ess
- (19:08) donkey: o 0 0
- (19:08) donkey: sry , im really strung out on coek . .
- (19:09) DracoMaster|ワタル: What you are uttering is nonsense.
- (19:09) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no need to lower myself to engaging with it.
- (19:09) DracoMaster|ワタル: Now, please respect a certain princess's desire to not be kept waiting.
- (19:18) DracoMaster|ワタル: Dice is too cancerous to entertain me with a decent conversation.
- (19:18) DracoMaster|ワタル: Now, where did we leave off, Donkey?
- (19:18) DracoMaster|ワタル: Hmm, that doesn't matter, I guess.
- (19:18) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have a question for you.
- (19:19) DracoMaster|ワタル: Remember when you boosted to 1751 points in DW Ubers using a rain stall team that gets manhandled by any Life Orb Ho-Oh or team with Extreme Killer Arceus + a Spin-blocker?
- (19:19) DracoMaster|ワタル: Just how many battles did it take you to get there?
- (19:19) DracoMaster|ワタル: And also...
- (19:19) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...how many of those battles, if any, were legitimate?
- (19:21) donkey: A few hundred and all of them o0
- (19:22) DracoMaster|ワタル: You mean a few hundred and all of them were you boosting?
- (19:22) DracoMaster|ワタル: I see.
- (19:22) DracoMaster|ワタル: I'm glad you are willing to admit that.
- (19:22) donkey: No, we both know that I phrased my response as an answer to your question
- (19:23) donkey: How was your day?
- (19:23) donkey: Did you make any plans for Christmas?
- (19:23) donkey: Gonna get that new anime boxed set you've been asking Santa for?
- (19:24) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no plans for Christmas.
- (19:24) DracoMaster|ワタル: What about you?
- (19:24) DracoMaster|ワタル: Do you enjoy the present that the authorities of Pokémon Online gave you...
- (19:25) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...after you had a good, long taste of their penises?
- (19:33) donkey: Sorry, I don't appreciate being talked to that way.
- (19:33) donkey: I contacted the admins, and a punishment should be coming your way shortly.
- (19:33) donkey: Good luck with your bright future!
- (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: Since when were you under the impression that whether or not you appreciate being talked to in a certain way...
- (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...dictates the manner by which I talk to you?
- (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: Also, what a waste of effort on your part.
- (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: "Phoenix The Risen"
- (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: "Immortal Hydra"
- (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: "The Snake of Unlimited Skins"
- (19:35) DracoMaster|ワタル: Those are only a few of the names I am known by.
- (19:35) DracoMaster|ワタル: Look at this: http://oi40.tinypic.com/2eqcggk.jpg
- (19:35) DracoMaster|ワタル: Don't you see?
- (19:35) DracoMaster|ワタル: Banishment is a trivial matter to me.
- (19:36) DracoMaster|ワタル: Shrang, Melee Mewtwo and others in charge of Pokémon Showdown!'s Ubers channel should be well aware of that.
- (19:36) DracoMaster|ワタル: How many times was I banned from that server?
- (19:36) donkey: Is that supposed to have some comedic value
- (19:36) DracoMaster|ワタル: How many times did I return in glory like a phoenix rising from the ashes?
- (19:37) DracoMaster|ワタル: For what reason do you attack an opponent who merely respawns every time he is killed?
- (19:37) DracoMaster|ワタル: Why do you even fight against me?
- (19:37) DracoMaster|ワタル: Despair and defeat...
- (19:37) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...is that what you are trying to pursue?
- (19:38) DracoMaster|ワタル: You yourself witnessed me continuing to re-enter Pokémon Showdown!'s Ubers channel within a short period of time...
- (19:38) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...despite the numerous bans you gave me.
- (19:39) DracoMaster|ワタル: Witnessing that...
- (19:39) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...does it not show you any evidence of your powerlessness before me?
- (19:39) DracoMaster|ワタル: Are you really that blind and stupid?
- (19:48) donkey: kk i mentioned for them to range ban you
- (19:48) donkey: thanks
- (19:48) donkey: forgot about that haha
- (19:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: Heh.
- (19:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: That's still useless.
- (19:49) donkey: haha have fun proxying every time you want to play mons
- (19:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: I will have no need to do that.
- (19:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: You act as if I've never been range-banned before.
- (19:53) donkey: xD
- (19:56) You've been disconnected from server.
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