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  1. (18:42) donkey: rfol
  2. (18:42) donkey: dude
  3. (18:42) donkey: what sur problem
  4. (18:43) donkey: do u want teambuilding help
  5. (18:43) donkey: or something
  6. (18:43) DracoMaster|ワタル: I ask you the same question.
  7. (18:43) donkey: i can teach u
  8. (18:43) donkey: i can put our differences aside
  9. (18:43) donkey: and teach u gen 6
  10. (18:43) donkey: if u rly want
  11. (18:43) donkey: (
  12. (18:43) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no reason to be taught anything by a lowly creature such as yourself.
  13. (18:44) donkey: u need to work on improving ur vocabulary
  14. (18:44) donkey: i thought u were going to college
  15. (18:44) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have already mastered Pokémon battling,
  16. (18:44) donkey: welsh?
  17. (18:44) donkey: x )
  18. (18:44) donkey: xX )X X) )X)X
  19. (18:44) DracoMaster|ワタル: standing at a level far higher than any other trainer in existence.
  20. (18:44) donkey: lol dude
  21. (18:44) donkey: then why did you lose to dice
  22. (18:44) DracoMaster|ワタル: I do not see why you are private messaging me with such an arrogant attitude.
  23. (18:44) donkey: then why did you lose to dice
  24. (18:44) donkey: then why did you lose to dice
  25. (18:44) donkey: then why did you lose to dice
  26. (18:44) donkey: xD
  27. (18:45) donkey: le mastere trole : chompion lonco
  28. (18:45) DracoMaster|ワタル: "I am the Greatest Pokémon Master, and therefore I cannot lose a Pokémon battle."
  29. (18:45) donkey: ur shit aint funny bro
  30. (18:45) donkey: the act
  31. (18:45) donkey: is not funny
  32. (18:45) DracoMaster|ワタル: Is that the level of your understanding of this game?
  33. (18:45) donkey: its not cute
  34. (18:45) donkey: ur just a nerd
  35. (18:45) donkey: who cares too much about trying to impress other nerds
  36. (18:45) donkey: by trolling
  37. (18:45) donkey: i hope u know that
  38. (18:45) donkey: spend more time doing well in ur university
  39. (18:46) donkey: and less being an unfunny retard
  40. (18:46) donkey: GG
  41. (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: A great deal of the competitive Pokémon community looks up to you, Donkey. They are dumb to do that, sure thing, but...
  42. (18:46) donkey: GG
  43. (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...I thought that someone like you...
  44. (18:46) donkey: GG
  45. (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...would at least understand what "Pokémon battling" is all about.
  46. (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: Dice has lost to me before.
  47. (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: What does that mean to you then?
  48. (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: You are a fool...
  49. (18:46) donkey: lance
  50. (18:46) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...who can only look at things from a superficial perspective.
  51. (18:47) donkey: the differnece between u and me
  52. (18:47) donkey: is that u sit on ur ass all day
  53. (18:47) donkey: watching anime
  54. (18:47) donkey: and im making shit out of m life
  55. (18:47) donkey: and dont give a fuck
  56. (18:47) donkey: about mons
  57. (18:47) donkey: x:
  58. (18:47) donkey: am i incorrect? ? ?
  59. (18:47) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no idea how you came to such a conclusion.
  60. (18:47) DracoMaster|ワタル: You don't enjoy glory, do you?
  61. (18:47) DracoMaster|ワタル: You don't wish to achieve anything as a human, do you?
  62. (18:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: Why don't you hurl yourself off the edge of a cliff then?
  63. (18:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: If life is so meaningless to you.
  64. (18:48) donkey: lol
  65. (18:48) donkey: ok
  66. (18:48) donkey: ty
  67. (18:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: Taking my advice?
  68. (18:48) donkey: Let's have a normal conversation
  69. (18:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: You have no right to such with me.
  70. (18:48) donkey: What is your major?
  71. (18:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no need to answer your questions either.
  72. (18:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: Tell me, Donkey...
  73. (18:49) donkey: How many times have you got smashed this year?
  74. (18:49) donkey: Have you ever left ur dorm room?
  75. (18:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: Someone like you... who is thought of so highly by the pathetic creatures at the Smogon University...
  76. (18:50) DracoMaster|ワタル: What are you trying to achieve by making me your enemy?
  77. (18:50) donkey: Im just tyring to get u to drop ur retarded act
  78. (18:50) DracoMaster|ワタル: Up until recently, I never even cared about who you were.
  79. (18:50) donkey: its not funny
  80. (18:50) donkey: are u gonna show this log to sasha
  81. (18:50) donkey: and whip out ur tiny schlongs
  82. (18:50) DracoMaster|ワタル: I do not see why you feel it necessary to get yourself involved with my matters?
  83. (18:50) donkey: and have a good ol hearty laugh
  84. (18:50) donkey: ?
  85. (18:50) DracoMaster|ワタル: Oh, how amusing.
  86. (18:51) DracoMaster|ワタル: I thought you said that you intended to have a normal conversation with me.
  87. (18:51) donkey: this is normal for a person of ur social standing
  88. (18:51) donkey: Ie: Omega
  89. (18:51) DracoMaster|ワタル: Ha, ha, ha.
  90. (18:52) DracoMaster|ワタル: It appears that your inability to understand even the simplest of things isn't limited only to the realm of Pokémon battling.
  91. (18:52) DracoMaster|ワタル: Your failure...
  92. (18:52) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...extends to the entirety of your person.
  93. (18:52) donkey: I know u boost btw
  94. (18:52) donkey: i have logs
  95. (18:52) donkey: lol
  96. (18:52) DracoMaster|ワタル: After what you pulled against me on Pokémon Showdown!'s Ubers channel, to say that I think lowly of you as a person would be a vast understatement.
  97. (18:52) donkey: kinda sad
  98. (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: Yet now...
  99. (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...even at this point, you STILL fail to live up to my expectations.
  100. (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: How pathetic.
  101. (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: And if you insist that I boost, then do as you wish.
  102. (18:53) donkey: do u have a micropenis
  103. (18:53) donkey: or somethin
  104. (18:53) donkey: wats ur problem
  105. (18:53) DracoMaster|ワタル: To attempt to convince a creature of your level of the opposite would be an utter waste of time,
  106. (18:54) DracoMaster|ワタル: since what you believe isn't based on observable evidence or reason,
  107. (18:54) DracoMaster|ワタル: but your beliefs manifest completely spontaneously and arbitrarily.
  108. (18:54) DracoMaster|ワタル: Reflect upon yourself.
  109. (18:54) DracoMaster|ワタル: Wouldn't you agree with what I said?
  110. (18:55) donkey: ? i cant read words longer than 6 letters dude
  111. (18:55) donkey: can u rephrase . .
  112. (18:55) donkey: i only had a 1.2 gpa. .
  113. (18:55) DracoMaster|ワタル: As I thought.
  114. (18:55) donkey: have u ever had a gf
  115. (18:55) donkey: ?
  116. (18:55) donkey: jw
  117. (18:55) donkey: dice is interested
  118. (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Yeah.
  119. (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Your mother.
  120. (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: But enough about that.
  121. (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: "I agree with your entire introduction. You are the one true Great Pokemon Master.
  122. (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Congratulations.
  123. (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Note: I say this all without ANY sarcasm, despite what some people will think. Your accomplishments are nothing short of incredible. The replays were all incredibly enjoyable and showed an unparalleled level of skill."
  124. (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: Contradicting yourself now, are you?
  125. (18:56) donkey: u got me
  126. (18:56) DracoMaster|ワタル: I'm glad you learned that.
  127. (18:57) donkey: Anyways
  128. (18:57) donkey: do u have
  129. (18:57) donkey: autism
  130. (18:58) donkey: multiple personality disorder
  131. (18:58) donkey: scizophrenia
  132. (18:58) donkey: ocd
  133. (18:58) donkey: ass burgers
  134. (18:58) donkey: or what
  135. (18:58) donkey: whats ur deal bro
  136. (18:58) DracoMaster|ワタル: "The Instinct of the Pokémon Master"
  137. (18:58) DracoMaster|ワタル: That is what I was blessed with upon birth.
  138. (18:58) donkey: ah, what a blessed affliction
  139. (18:59) donkey: the deepest affliction of the soul
  140. (18:59) DracoMaster|ワタル: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/1767/t873402-true-definition-of-pokemon-master/2.htm#27
  141. (18:59) donkey: damning one to life a life of the basement dwelling omega
  142. (18:59) DracoMaster|ワタル: The 23 Ubers ladders on which I have reached #1...
  143. (18:59) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...that is the very power that has guided me towards my unparalleled success.
  144. (19:00) DracoMaster|ワタル: When one intends to trash-talk another individual...
  145. (19:00) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...the intelligent thing to do...
  146. (19:00) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...would be to avoid making accusations that apply to oneself.
  147. (19:00) donkey: u mean
  148. (19:00) donkey: the basement dwelling thing?
  149. (19:00) donkey: o 0
  150. (19:00) DracoMaster|ワタル: As I told you, I never even cared about who you were for most of the time when you existed.
  151. (19:01) DracoMaster|ワタル: Yet you took it upon yourself to initiate a conflict with me.
  152. (19:01) donkey: whats ur ranked mmr
  153. (19:01) donkey: in dota
  154. (19:01) donkey: u pussy
  155. (19:01) donkey: 1v1 me
  156. (19:01) donkey: mid
  157. (19:01) donkey: shadow fiend
  158. (19:01) DracoMaster|ワタル: Isn't that a perfect characteristic of a basement dwelling thing?
  159. (19:01) DracoMaster|ワタル: How about Soldat?
  160. (19:01) DracoMaster|ワタル: Or Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
  161. (19:01) donkey: Never heard of
  162. (19:02) donkey: either of those games
  163. (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: Ah.
  164. (19:02) donkey: do you play call of duty modern warfare?
  165. (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: Then I see that as a basement dwelling creature, you are of an even lower level than what is typical of your kind.
  166. (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: What do you do in your basement?
  167. (19:02) donkey: well u know
  168. (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: Bending forward trying to suck your own penis?
  169. (19:02) DracoMaster|ワタル: Just as I expected.
  170. (19:03) donkey: yea
  171. (19:03) donkey: u see
  172. (19:03) donkey: what esle do i do
  173. (19:03) donkey: in my pursuit
  174. (19:03) donkey: to catch up to ur level
  175. (19:03) donkey: :/
  176. (19:03) donkey: dice suggested that technique to me
  177. (19:03) donkey: it hasnt worked yet .
  178. (19:03) DracoMaster|ワタル: In addition to all of your failures that we have already discussed...
  179. (19:03) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...you also appear to be blind...
  180. (19:04) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...to the point where you cannot even head towards the right direction in terms of what you wish to reach.
  181. (19:04) DracoMaster|ワタル: Wouldn't you say?
  182. (19:04) donkey: u know
  183. (19:04) donkey: i owuld say
  184. (19:04) donkey: ur delusional act
  185. (19:05) donkey: is probably more reassuring than ur pitiful life
  186. (19:05) donkey: o 0
  187. (19:05) DracoMaster|ワタル: Very interesting.
  188. (19:05) DracoMaster|ワタル: Whose life is more pitiful?
  189. (19:05) donkey: well u see
  190. (19:05) DracoMaster|ワタル: The one who doesn't mind other people's business, and pursues greatness on his own...
  191. (19:05) donkey: urs
  192. (19:06) donkey: .
  193. (19:06) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...or the one who starts conflict with those who have never wronged them before, in an act of jealousy?
  194. (19:07) DracoMaster|ワタル: Nothing more to say?
  195. (19:07) DracoMaster|ワタル: Good.
  196. (19:07) DracoMaster|ワタル: There is a princess waiting for me.
  197. (19:07) donkey: nah
  198. (19:07) donkey: ive got one more thing
  199. (19:07) DracoMaster|ワタル: I need to attend to her for now.
  200. (19:07) donkey: to say
  201. (19:08) donkey: how have u not been hit
  202. (19:08) donkey: with an overwhelmign sense of uselessness
  203. (19:08) donkey: when u realize
  204. (19:08) donkey: that ur delusion
  205. (19:08) donkey: of entertainment
  206. (19:08) donkey: is meanignlgy
  207. (19:08) donkey: ess
  208. (19:08) donkey: o 0 0
  209. (19:08) donkey: sry , im really strung out on coek . .
  210. (19:09) DracoMaster|ワタル: What you are uttering is nonsense.
  211. (19:09) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no need to lower myself to engaging with it.
  212. (19:09) DracoMaster|ワタル: Now, please respect a certain princess's desire to not be kept waiting.
  213. (19:18) DracoMaster|ワタル: Dice is too cancerous to entertain me with a decent conversation.
  214. (19:18) DracoMaster|ワタル: Now, where did we leave off, Donkey?
  215. (19:18) DracoMaster|ワタル: Hmm, that doesn't matter, I guess.
  216. (19:18) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have a question for you.
  217. (19:19) DracoMaster|ワタル: Remember when you boosted to 1751 points in DW Ubers using a rain stall team that gets manhandled by any Life Orb Ho-Oh or team with Extreme Killer Arceus + a Spin-blocker?
  218. (19:19) DracoMaster|ワタル: Just how many battles did it take you to get there?
  219. (19:19) DracoMaster|ワタル: And also...
  220. (19:19) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...how many of those battles, if any, were legitimate?
  221. (19:21) donkey: A few hundred and all of them o0
  222. (19:22) DracoMaster|ワタル: You mean a few hundred and all of them were you boosting?
  223. (19:22) DracoMaster|ワタル: I see.
  224. (19:22) DracoMaster|ワタル: I'm glad you are willing to admit that.
  225. (19:22) donkey: No, we both know that I phrased my response as an answer to your question
  226. (19:23) donkey: How was your day?
  227. (19:23) donkey: Did you make any plans for Christmas?
  228. (19:23) donkey: Gonna get that new anime boxed set you've been asking Santa for?
  229. (19:24) DracoMaster|ワタル: I have no plans for Christmas.
  230. (19:24) DracoMaster|ワタル: What about you?
  231. (19:24) DracoMaster|ワタル: Do you enjoy the present that the authorities of Pokémon Online gave you...
  232. (19:25) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...after you had a good, long taste of their penises?
  233. (19:33) donkey: Sorry, I don't appreciate being talked to that way.
  234. (19:33) donkey: I contacted the admins, and a punishment should be coming your way shortly.
  235. (19:33) donkey: Good luck with your bright future!
  236. (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: Since when were you under the impression that whether or not you appreciate being talked to in a certain way...
  237. (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...dictates the manner by which I talk to you?
  238. (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: Also, what a waste of effort on your part.
  239. (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: "Phoenix The Risen"
  240. (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: "Immortal Hydra"
  241. (19:34) DracoMaster|ワタル: "The Snake of Unlimited Skins"
  242. (19:35) DracoMaster|ワタル: Those are only a few of the names I am known by.
  243. (19:35) DracoMaster|ワタル: Look at this: http://oi40.tinypic.com/2eqcggk.jpg
  244. (19:35) DracoMaster|ワタル: Don't you see?
  245. (19:35) DracoMaster|ワタル: Banishment is a trivial matter to me.
  246. (19:36) DracoMaster|ワタル: Shrang, Melee Mewtwo and others in charge of Pokémon Showdown!'s Ubers channel should be well aware of that.
  247. (19:36) DracoMaster|ワタル: How many times was I banned from that server?
  248. (19:36) donkey: Is that supposed to have some comedic value
  249. (19:36) DracoMaster|ワタル: How many times did I return in glory like a phoenix rising from the ashes?
  250. (19:37) DracoMaster|ワタル: For what reason do you attack an opponent who merely respawns every time he is killed?
  251. (19:37) DracoMaster|ワタル: Why do you even fight against me?
  252. (19:37) DracoMaster|ワタル: Despair and defeat...
  253. (19:37) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...is that what you are trying to pursue?
  254. (19:38) DracoMaster|ワタル: You yourself witnessed me continuing to re-enter Pokémon Showdown!'s Ubers channel within a short period of time...
  255. (19:38) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...despite the numerous bans you gave me.
  256. (19:39) DracoMaster|ワタル: Witnessing that...
  257. (19:39) DracoMaster|ワタル: ...does it not show you any evidence of your powerlessness before me?
  258. (19:39) DracoMaster|ワタル: Are you really that blind and stupid?
  259. (19:48) donkey: kk i mentioned for them to range ban you
  260. (19:48) donkey: thanks
  261. (19:48) donkey: forgot about that haha
  262. (19:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: Heh.
  263. (19:48) DracoMaster|ワタル: That's still useless.
  264. (19:49) donkey: haha have fun proxying every time you want to play mons
  265. (19:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: I will have no need to do that.
  266. (19:49) DracoMaster|ワタル: You act as if I've never been range-banned before.
  267. (19:53) donkey: xD
  268. (19:56) You've been disconnected from server.
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