Dark Souls All Achievements Speedrun

Updated 2018-12-24

All achievements with SQ and WW
Magic start

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Start thief with pendant
Don't drop anything! EVER!
Grab shield and dagger, kill asylum, Firelink
Buy 5 throwing knifes, 8 bombs, bottomless box, scimitar and rest in wooden arrows from the merchant
Kill merchant with 3 bombs and grab the uchi
Lower burg, free grigs
Kill taurus, get the drake sword
Grab the Halberd, get the parish elevator, kill gargoyles
Ring the bell, bone back

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Buy GSA, FC and catalyst from Griggs, kick Lautrec
Grab ASS and Dragon crest shield, grab RTSR, bone back
Level up 12 ATT, rest in INT (18 or 19)
Attune both spells, put arrows in bottomless box
FC down to Quelaag, kill her, ring the bell, bone back

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QS 999 arrows, sell 999 quelaag souls, 999 twin humanity
Buy GHSA, Aural Decoy and Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring
Go to parish, grab the firekeeper soul
At Parish, level up
34 ATT, 24 END, 11 STR, 45 DEX, 99 INT, 25 FAITH
Attune GHSA
Take 999 arrows out of the bottomless box

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Free Logan, talk to Siegeward
Get serpant ring, kill mimic, grab lightning spear and dupe FireKeeper Soul as many times as you have time to do
Move the boulder for Siegeward, go up Sen's
At the crestfallen merchant :
Buy 1 large shard, 1 green shard, rest in blossoms cuz why not (will dupe the shards later on)
Kill golem

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Rest AL bonfire
AL elevator FC
Go through AL, cut chandalier, rest at O&S bonfire
Kill O&S, talk to Boob lady, discover her covenant, bone back

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Warp to Firelink, kill Griggs
Buy HSM, 999 SS from Logan
Grab Griggs drops and bone back

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Attune HSM, SS and FC
Get the sunlight medals, occult club, dragon tooth, havels shield
Free siegeward
Silverknight farming
Warp to undead burg

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Buy Crest of Artorias and long sword
Rest at the forest bonfire
Stone shield farming, butterfly
Free dusk, buy her spells, bone back (You'll get the crown later)
Discover Forest cov, (join and talk to Shiva if you didn't get a sword while farming shield)
Kill Sif, bone back

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Attune Hidden Body and GSA
Warp to Firelink
Capra without RTSR (You don't one shot him with RTSR)
Free Laurentius, get the large ember
Cut Tail and kill Gaping

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Upper blighttown parkour
Power within, FC down, rest at Blighttown bonfire

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Great hollow, get a regular, blue chunk
Farm an eye of death
Get that spell in ash lake
Discover the dragon's covenant, cut the tail, bone back

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Buy stone greatsword from Shiva if you don't have it already
Get egghead on your way to DoC bonfire
Take the DoC bonfire, warp to Firelink

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Get the miracle from Siegeward, go down newlondo ( make sure that you have at least 30 humanity here. preferably 35)
Ghost house, buy Curse Resist
Grab very large ember, seal skip
4 kings (1 HSM, 1 SS, 1 GSA, 1 HSM, 2 SS, repeat for 2nd king)
Take the abyss bonfire
Warp to firelink altar with Kaathe but don't place the lord vessel
bone back to the abyss
Join Kaathe's covenant
Warp to Daughter of Chaos, join covanent, offer 30 humanity
Talk to Eingyi to get Egg Vermifuge
Warp to Firelink, get the pyro glove and buy Iron Flesh and Flash Sweat from Laurentius
Warp to Altar using Frampt
Warp to AL

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Kill mimic, use Egg vermifuge to get rid of that ugly face
Get the crystal halberd
Get the pendant
Rest at the duke's bonfire
Get the enchanted falchion
Cut seath's tail and kill seath, bone back

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Buy all the spells from logan, 999 CSS
Get his catalyst, bone back
Kill logan cuz he's mad, get the ember and tin catalyst
Attune CHSM and CSS
Prison segement
Farm Trident + great shield spell
Warp to Parish

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Give Andre one Ember
(Optional) Get RTSR on your way to the DLC
Grab the longbow on your way to the DLC
(Optional) Kill Black Knight for a chance of getting Halberd
Guardian, Blue Slab, RWS, Artorias, get the crystal, bone back

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Warp to Firelink
Go back to the asylum
Trade the pendant for a souvernir
Kill oscar, grab his shield, kill stray, get the slab and the doll, bone back

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Warp to DoC bonfire
Buy both Pyros from Eingyi, upgrade Pyro glove to +10
Firesage elevator clip, kill firesage
Rest at the centipede bonfire, go back up and grab the catalyst, get the fire ember, bone back
Get Orange Charred Ring by cutting the arm or killing Centipede, bone back
Go to BoC through the shortcut, get the red slab
Kill Quelaag's sister, get the spell in the chest
Kill BoC, bone back

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Warp to DoC, get the Chaos ember, bone back
Warp to Firelink

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DUPE TIME BOYS
Put all covanent items and upgrade material in the bottomless box (don't need twinkling or scales)
Dupe : 99 sunlight medals, eyes of death, souvenirs
Dupe : 99 large shards, chunks and slab
Dupe : 99 blue chunks and slab
Dupe : 99 red chunks and slab
Bone back
Get all covanent items from the bottomless box

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Go down the catacombs
Join Nito's covenant and offer 10 eyes of death, return through the coffin
Get tranquil walk of piece, darkmoon seance ring, visit Vamos
Give the embers to Vamos
Buy 10 Titanite Shards
Upgrade :
- Longsword +5 to Fire Longsword +10
- Revert Fire Longsword +10 to +5
- Upgrade Fire longsword +5 to Chaos longsword
Kill Pinwheel

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Rest at the ToG, reverse hollowing
Get the divine ember, bone back
Kill Patches, save Rhea, bone back
Grab Cresent Axe, get the effegy shield, kill black knight, kill leeroy, get his stuff, get the white slab
FUCKING 2 SHOT NITO OMG, bone back

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Warp to firelink, go to parish
Buy all miracles from Rhea, discover her covenant, bone back

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Warp to AL, Painted world
Open shortcut door, grab Pyro on the snowy right side
Go down the well, grab Annex Key and Pyro, bone back
Get Velkas Rapier, grab miracle up by the Harpies, grab Blood Shield
Cut Priscillas tail, kill her, warp back to AL
Grab armorset, grab spell from chandelier, rest at Darkmoon bonfire
Join Darkmoon covanent, offer 10 Souvenirs and kill Gwyndolin
Get sunlight blade, bone back

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Put white chunk and slab in bottomless box
Warp to firelink, dupe the white chunk and slab, go down the altar
Warp to Andre

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Buy :
- 99 shards
- Broadsword
- Bastard Sword
- Battle Axe
- Warpick
- Ceastus
- Pike
- Leather shield
- Towerkite Shield

Upgrade :
- Chaos Longsword to +5
- Broadsword to +5
- Straight sword hilt to +5
- Bastard Sword to +5
- Schimitar to +5
- Enchanted Falchion to +5
- Uchi to +5
- Battle Axe to +5
- Occult club to +5
- Warpick to +5
- Lightning spear to +5
- Pike to +5
- Halberd to +5
- Crystal halberd to +5
- Ceastus to +5
- Longbow to +5
- Leather shield to +5
- Towerkite Shield to +5

Upgrade :
- Broadsword +5 to RAW,

Downgrade :
- Downgrade Chaos Longsword +5 to Fire longsword +5 to Longsword +5
- Enchanted Falchion +5 to Magic +5
- Occult Club to divine +5
- Lightning spear +5 to spear +10

Upgrade
- Divine club +5 to +6
- Spear +10 to +11
- Everything else in the +5 to +6

Warp to firelink, go to Ricert
Give him the ember
Upgrade :
- Magic Falchion +5 to +6
Bone back

Offer the lord souls
(Farm the black knight weapons in the kiln)
Kill Gwyn, get one ending

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Oscar skip
Kill asylum, go to Blighttown
Grab remedy (Wisdom of a sage)
Get all pyros from Quelaag's sister, kill her, pick up last pyro
Kill Quelaag, ring the bell, bone back

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Put in bottomless box:
- Butterfly Soul
- Quelaag Soul
- Sif Soul
- Gwyndolin Soul
- Gwyn Soul

Go through undead burg
Kill gargoyles, ring the bell
Buy karmic justice, bone back

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DUPE :
- Butterfly soul
- Quelaag soul
- Sif soul
- Gwyndolin soul
- Gwyn soul

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Go to Parish bonfire, take out Gwyn Soul from bottomless box
Go to the sunlight altar
Join the covenant, offer the medals and Gwyn's soul, bone back

Go through Sen's
Go through AL
Kill O&S (Smough first this time)
Kill boob lady, bone back
Grab the great bow, giant blacksmith :

Buy :
- 99 large shards
- Buy all weapons from giant black smith

Upgrade :
- Longsword +10
- Raw Broadsword +5
- Straight Sword Hilt +10
- Bastard Sword +10
- Schimitar +10
- Magic Falcion to +10
- Uchigatana +10
- Battle Axe +10
- Divine Club to +10
- Warpick +10
- Spear to +15
- Pike +10
- Halberd +10
- Caestus +10
- Longbow +10
- Leather shield +10
- Caduceus Kite Shield +10

Downgrade :
- Spear +15 revert to Spear +10

Modify:
- Longsword -> Greatsword of Artorias
- Straight Sword Hilt -> Greatsword of Artorias
- Bastard Sword -> Great Lord Greatsword
- Schimitar -> Quelaag's Furysword
- Uchigatana -> Chaos Blade
- Battle Axe -> Golem Axe
- Warpick -> Smough's Hammer
- Spear -> Moonlight Butterfly Horn
- Pike -> Dragonslayer Spear
- Halberd -> Lifehunt Scythe
- Caestus -> Dragon Bone Fist
- LongBow -> Darkmoon Bow
- Catalyst -> Tin Darkmoon Catalyst
- Leather Shield -> GreatShield of Artorias
- Tower Kite Shield -> Crystal Ring Shield
Bone back

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Warp to Firelink
Place the lordvessel, warp to undead parish
Go to Hydra
> Item swap, WW to the Kiln
Kill Gwyn, different ending

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Done