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[img]http://i.imgur.com/FquOg5h.png[/img]

[color=#090]Mmmmf... why are you wakin' me up this late? It's almost late 11![/color]
[i]I couldn't sleep.[/i]
[color=#090]Ehhhh, fine. I guess I could use a bit of a night walk.[/color]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/e7BW9LF.png[/img]

[b]Hey, Sean! Hi, Seedchop.[/b]
*wave* [color=#090]'Sup?[/color]
[b]I was just catching Pokemon for Professor Rowan. They say some Pokemon only appear in the night! Oh, that reminds me...[/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/YH9U4tD.png[/img]

[b]I mean, you are a trainer, and even if you are afflicted with the Nuzlocke virus, you should capture some Pokemon with you. With that, it will be much more safer![/b]
*nod*
[b]Oh, here's a Bidoof! Here, I'll demonstrate. Okay, Sebastian, now's the time![/b]
[color=#090]'Sup, Sebs.[/color]
[color=#57B0FF]Goddammit, stop calling me that![/color]

(after 1 tackle and 1 pokeballing later...)

[b]Phew! That should get the job done. *pchoo*[/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/NJsjZC3.png[/img]

[b]You need to weaken it, because healthy Pokemon still have the energy to break out.[/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/6urtOFg.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/bPFxSj0.png[/img]

[b]Although, since there aren't that much moves that can inflict status effects compared to damaging moves, that's optional. Now, think fast![/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/n3A25jP.png[/img]

[i]Shiny...[/i]
[b]Complete with an auto-transportation system to the PC storage![/b]
[color=#090]Doc asked you to give them to muteboy right here?[/color]
[b]Eee-yup![/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IPc1C3o.png[/img]

[b]See ya![/b]
[color=#090]...So wanna catch some snoo-[/color]
[i]Not snoozes, our first catch![/i]
[color=#090][sub][sub]Fuuuuuck...[/sub][/sub][/color]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LNcyhCL.png[/img]

[color=#090]Hm, a Bidoof. A common first catch. Here, I'll do good work of it, and you throw the Poke Ball.[/color]
*nod*

[img]http://i.imgur.com/C9IMpSy.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/UtY5SAO.png[/img]

[color=#090]And bam! There we go![/color]
[color=#747800]Oh shit, not another newbie trainer. Look, release me, and there will be no harm. Otherwise, I'm not afraid to use my buck teeth on you.[/color]
*head shake*
[color=#747800]Huh, knew that one had to stop working eventually. Anyway, name's Ricardo. And you are never, ever treating me like some sort of C-list Rattata equivalent.[/color]
[color=#090]...Have any idea what he said?[/color]
[color=#747800]...Kanto? Johto?[/color]
[i]I heard they're known for having kids as champions there.[/i]
[color=#747800]Eh, I guess you're both int-Wait, you have a PokeDex!?[/color]
[color=#090]Wait, ya know what a PokeDex is?[/color]
[color=#747800]Yeah! But this one is rather purple.[/color]
[color=#090]How do ya even kno-[/color]
[color=#747800]The lab isn't that far from here, y'know. The aides keep shooing me off, though.[/color]
*points to air*
[color=#747800]I'm assuming that's a gesture for 'onward'.[/color]
[i]But first...[/i]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GDg20zx.png[/img]

[b]Heeeey! You're the Prof's newest aide, have I heard?[/b]
*nod*
[b]And there's your Turtwig! Oh man, prepare the first gym to be easy. Although, you have to watch out for the gym leader's Cranidos. That Headbutt can really do a number.[/b]
[i]Oh, well that's nice.[/i]
[b]Okay, 5 Poke Balls it is... and there we go! Thanks for shopping at the Poke Mart, Sinnoh branch![/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/SevqsyW.png[/img]

[b]Therefore, we must battle! Such is the curse of eye contact![/b]
[i]Why do you guys battle every trainer you have eye contact with?[/i]
[b]To get stronger.[/b]
[i]Then you're on! FOR EXP![/i]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/pr2OsKy.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/s53iyAD.png[/img]

(Curbstooomp.)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/jecRzNv.png[/img]

*eyes widen*
[color=#090]I...I'm fine. Tip-top shape.[/color]
[color=#747800]You're lying. YOU'RE IN THE RED ZONE![/color]
[i]POKE CENTER. NOW. RICARDO, SIC HIM.[/i]

(Pokemon Center healing later...)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/99PcQSG.png[/img]

[color=#747800]Bah! Humans and their littering.[/color]
[i]It IS useful, though. Look! Restores 20 HP! It saves money![/i]
[color=#090]Kid's got a good point. Can't pass up free supplies.[/color]
[color=#747800]Well... okay.[/color]

(missing screenshot of Sean arriving to Jubilife)

[b]Seeeeaaaan![/b]
[i]Why are you still not asleep yet?[/i]
[b]We decided to take our research further to other areas, and we decided to Well, anyway...[/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/plvrK6J.png[/img]

[i]I go there.[/i]
[b]Yeah, I figured. I've seen you walk all the way over to Jubilife with Oliver a hundred times! [/b]
[i]Wait, what about you?[/i]
[b]I get private lessons from Professor Rowan.[/b]
[color=#090]Mostly Pokemon Biology. I've seen it all.[/color]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LxLpQkd.png[/img]

[i]Thanks! I needed to deliver that Parcel he forgot. Here, it should be somewhere right heeeeeeeeeeeeere it is![/i]
[b]That's a rather large box. How did you even fit it into your bag?[/b]
[i]You gotta love Silph Co. backpacks. Anyway, talk to ya later![/i]
[b]Oh...kay then. Bye.[/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/9WVxVue.png[/img]

[font=Comic Sans MS][b]Oh wait, we go here. Oh well, never hurts to refresh your brain! Hey, what's inside? It says my name on it![/b][/font]
*urges to open it*
[font=Comic Sans MS][b]But what if there are... cooties!?[/b][/font]
[URGE INTENSIFIES]
[color=#ee4a2d][font=Comic Sans MS][b]much cooties wow[/b][/font][/color]
[i]But really, here's the parcel.[/i]
[font=Comic Sans MS][b]Thanks! Let's see what's inside...[/b][/font]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/3VY2shE.png[/img]

[color=#090]The staple of every adventure.[/color]
[color=#747800]Doesn't look much of a map to me.[/color]
[font=Comic Sans MS][b]And there's two! I'll get one, and you have another. Now, let's flick this bad boy up, and let's see...[/b][/font]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/jsAiAHD.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/lQZ9Hui.png[/img]

[font=Comic Sans MS][b]The first gym is at that city, and it's a Rock gym. Hoo boy, I don't know about you, but I'm going to train! KCYABAI! *zoom*[/b][/font]
[color=#747800]That is definitely not a speed of an average human, or even less a kid.[/color]
[color=#090]Welp, ya heard him. Oreburgh City it is! But first, we need to get some snooze.[/color]

(sleep ensued)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/X89OlYL.png[/img]

[b]SO unusual for a Trainer! Here, I'm running a campaign for Poketches. You need to find three clowns and get each coupon from them.[/b]
[color=#747800]Bah, humans and their fetchquests![/color]
[i]Fetchquests?[/i]
[color=#747800]It's what we Route 202 homies call tasks which involve backtracking and getting stuff.[/color]

(It was like playing hide and seek, but without the hide part.)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/5RBQox2.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/arLYNHb.png[/img]

[i]Why can't you just use your fingers?[/i]
[sub][sub][b]Shh! It's part of the promotional campaign.[/b][/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub][i]Pretty stupid if you ask me.[/i][/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub][b]Look, kid, it's a fast way of making money![/b][/sub][/sub]
[color=#090]Ahem.[/color]
[i]OhyeahwereallyhavetogonowwereinahurrysoooooOOOBYE![/i]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/chi3CLC.png[/img]

(I slay dragons and calculators. Neato, I say.)