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  1. 12:47 AM Chlo [M's] said: so tempting to spend money on f2p games
  2. 12:47 AM Chlo [M's] said: but... it will dissapear soon
  3. 12:47 AM Chlo [M's] said: along with my money
  4. 12:47 AM Dogler said: just give your money to me instead
  5. 12:48 AM Chlo [M's] said: -gives a penny-
  6. 12:48 AM Dogler said: -gives 5 rubys-
  7. 12:48 AM Chlo [M's] said: -sell ruby for 5 penny and give another to dogler-
  8. 12:49 AM Fustia (Fuwante0/不和ん手零) said: Just make the payment... You.....
  9. 12:49 AM Dogler said: -banned for item duplication-
  10. 12:49 AM Chlo [M's] said: GODDAMIT
  11. 12:49 AM Dogler said: please pay 3000 rubies to be unbanned
  12. 12:49 AM Chlo [M's] said: i only have a penny, is that good enough
  13. 12:49 AM Dogler said: how much is that in rubies again?
  14. 12:50 AM Chlo [M's] said: 10000
  15. 12:50 AM Dogler said: no
  16. 12:50 AM Dogler said: Please pay 11000 rubies to be unbanned.
  17. 12:50 AM Chlo [M's] said: too bad, i would have given you 2 pennies except you dont have change
  18. 12:50 AM Chlo [M's] said: oh well
  19. 12:51 AM Dogler said: I'm sorry, we are not cappable of assisting you. Please feel free to make a new account.
  20. 12:51 AM Chlo [M's] said: -logs in from new account, gives dogler a penny-
  21. 12:52 AM Dogler said: -gives 5 rubies-
  22. 12:52 AM Chlo [M's] said: i'm rich.
  23. 12:53 AM Chlo [M's] said: -creates a bot to automate account production phase to give dogler a penny and automate selling of 5 rubies for 5 pennies-
  24. 12:53 AM Dogler said: -bans 10% of the accounts for botting-
  25. 12:53 AM Chlo [M's] said: -calculates-
  26. 12:53 AM Chlo [M's] said: i made 20k pennies after taxes
  27. 12:53 AM Dogler said: more like
  28. 12:54 AM Dogler said: i made 20k pennies
  29. 12:54 AM Chlo [M's] said: -sues dogler for misleading marketing for 20k pennies-
  30. 12:55 AM Dogler said: -an hour passes, and cloe burns the pennies he made on lawyer fees, and is unable to persue the case-
  31. 12:56 AM Dommie said: what happened
  32. 12:56 AM Dommie said: why am I watching a legal drama
  33. 12:56 AM Chlo [M's] said: -so does dogler to counter the lawyer fees, back to square 1-
  34. 12:56 AM Dogler said: -makes 20 million pennies from players around the world-
  35. 12:57 AM Chlo [M's] said: -turns legal case into movie portraying dogler as a evil craze person, movie gets adapted into books, vn starring pheonix wright. money get, dogler reputation is destroyed-
  36. 12:58 AM Chlo [M's] said: -invests earnings into nukige-
  37. 12:59 AM Dogler said: -cloe spends 10 years of his life trying to create a moege to increase funding inorder to make plotge games like he dreamed, but failed to do so and his company is deep in the red considering filing for bankrupcy-
  38. 1:00 AM Dogler said: -reskins the mobile game with childish dinosaurs and it becomes another massive hit-
  39. 1:00 AM Chlo [M's] said: -creates a series of nukige without h-scene, sells on steam, became massive hit. changed company name to JUST DO IT!-
  40. 1:01 AM Chlo [M's] said: -after 3 years company became prosperous, name now shorten to JAST, still have a penny-
  41. 1:02 AM Nai said: THe hell has been going on in here?
  42. 1:03 AM Dogler said: -10 years in the future steam sold out to capitalists which lead the userbase to shrink dramatically, causing a massive hit to mean almost nothing in terms of cash and jast continues to be outdated and take forever to create titles that no one will buy-
  43. 1:03 AM Chlo [M's] said: -with massive cash reserves rehired lawyer and sues dogler again, for a penny-
  44. 1:05 AM Dogler said: -due to the massive inflation caused by the steam crash crisis, a pennie is worth absolutely nothing and thus the lawsuit is meaningless-
  45. 1:05 AM Chlo [M's] said: its the thought that counts
  46. 1:05 AM Chlo [M's] said: -flies away in a jetpack that shoots pennies-
  47. 1:06 AM Vylash said: (anime reaction picture.jpg)
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  49. 1:06 AM Dogler said: -rioters from the steam crash crisis fly after the retired steam game developer and attack him due to the rage of gaben selling out-(edited)
  50. 1:07 AM Chlo [M's] said: -4 shadowrunner with 2 drones each appears to provide backup, 24 ap per round along with burst fire kept the rioters down long enough for chloe to get into the power armor-
  51. 1:08 AM Nai said: Shit. THen what happens?
  52. 1:08 AM Nai said: I NEED TO KNOW.
  53. 1:08 AM Nai said: God, if this ends with someone waking up from a dream.
  54. 1:08 AM Nai said: I'm going to be really pissed.
  55. 1:10 AM Dogler said: -the rioters, armed with the money MangaGamer made from liscencing Muramasa and Dies Irae come into the fight and begin launching missles which though a series of events causes world war 3-
  56. 1:11 AM Chlo [M's] said: -and then dogler wakes up and died getting stabbed from the stalking [and surprised] yandere girl-
  57. 1:11 AM Chlo [M's] said: The End.
  58. 1:11 AM Dogler said: -as the yandere girl kills dogler, she checks her phone and notices a new app on the phone store. A DINOSAUR GAME-
  59. 1:12 AM Chlo [M's] said: -thus begins devil survivor 3, doglers gets revive by the demon summoning app with his first demon being mara-
  60. 1:12 AM Chlo [M's] said: ~Yandere girl ❤ has joined the party~
  61. 1:14 AM Dogler said: -as a demon, dogler declares a war on capitalism in order to stop the steam crisis and get valve back into power becoming the rightful owners of steam, the yandere girl becomes his assistant-
  62. 1:15 AM Chlo [M's] said: -unfortunately a group of looter led by a dapperly dressed man in a dapper suit commanding an army of jacked in demon summoner has risen up to stop dogler-
  63. 1:17 AM Dogler said: -yandere girl, thinking the looters are hitting on demon lord dogler, goes insane, gets out her gun and blasts megatons of pennies all at once, demoloshing all attackers-
  64. 1:18 AM Chlo [M's] said: -dapper man forsaw this and had everyone equip pennies for armor, penny - penny = no penny damage, looter uses MEGA-SENPAI attack-
  65. 1:20 AM Dogler said: -while the pennies didnt do any damage, the massive amount of money injected into the economy leads dapperman, and all the other residents of the world to become poor, and thus they begin to cry-
  66. 1:20 AM Dogler said: -yandere girl thinks they are crying because they are jelous of dogler and goes on a killing rampage-
  67. 1:21 AM Chlo [M's] said: -dapperman makes an ultimatun-
  68. MY RUBIES FOR YOUR PENNIES!
  69. 1:21 AM Dogler said: done
  70. 1:21 AM Chlo [M's] said: -logs out of SAO v4-
  71. 1:22 AM Dogler said: -wakes up-
  72. 1:22 AM Chlo [M's] said: DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMM
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