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  1. 3/2/2014
  2.  
  3. <&Earthworm> WTF @ MY INTERNET
  4. <&Earthworm> ok
  5. <&Earthworm> i hope it works now
  6. <&Earthworm> i added
  7. <&Earthworm> a password
  8. <&Earthworm> to my router
  9. <&Earthworm> =/
  10. <&Earthworm> cos idk how we woulda used 6GB Today.
  11. <~Noelle> u have an unprotected network?
  12. <~Noelle> had*
  13. <&Earthworm> yea
  14. <&Earthworm> i named it VIRUS tho
  15. <&Earthworm> to dissuade potential hijackers of my network
  16.  
  17. [22:42:37] <&Earthworm|Away> lol
  18. [22:52:20] <~Earthwarm|Away> lol
  19. [22:54:43] <~Earthwrom> Don't be scared to love, if you don't feel pretty enough or handsome enough just no somebody out there loves you just for you! - Lil B
  20. [23:03:22] <the_pugilist> help this channel has worms.
  21.  
  22. [23:37:02] <the_pugilist> Q. why did earthworm need a change of clothes?
  23. [23:37:08] <the_pugilist> A. he soiled himself
  24.  
  25. * cbb removes ban on ctc!*@*
  26. * cbb invited CTC into the channel.
  27. * CTC (Mibbit@synIRC-28428883.woh.res.rr.com) has joined #alpharuiners
  28. <CTC> cbb suck my fucking dick
  29. <CTC> faggot
  30. <@cbb> :]
  31. <CTC> i hope u get aids
  32. <CTC> and die
  33. * CTC (Mibbit@synIRC-28428883.woh.res.rr.com) has left #alpharuiners
  34.  
  35. [23:12:33] <@Deidara> Hm wonder if this name dropped
  36. [23:12:45] * Deidara is now known as Scofield
  37. [23:13:19] <@Scofield> Lmao nice
  38. [23:13:50] <@Scofield> Lets see who I can confuse with this.
  39. [23:19:06] <@Scofield> Don't reveal this is me pls imma troll mcm and stuff later
  40. [23:19:26] <@Scofield> Changing vhost to ooooh.kate
  41. [23:21:10] <@FOLGORIO> whoa.
  42. [23:21:11] <@FOLGORIO> its scofield
  43. [23:21:13] <@FOLGORIO> hello
  44. [23:21:26] <@FOLGORIO> wait
  45. [23:21:27] <@FOLGORIO> F*ck u guys
  46. [23:21:29] <@FOLGORIO> jerks
  47. [23:21:29] <@FOLGORIO> lol
  48.  
  49. <@makiri> uh
  50. <@makiri> ipl
  51. <@makiri> and a bunch of smogoners
  52. <@makiri> were at this park thing
  53. <@makiri> mingot and his daughter were there
  54. <@makiri> she was like 13/14
  55. <@makiri> and there was a fountain in the area that i guess some people were playing in or something
  56. <@makiri> and ipl told her to get her shirt wet
  57. <Guest12982> fucking pokemon trainers...
  58. <Guest12982> trying to find pokemon in any body of water
  59. <@BAIKA> rofl
  60. <@BAIKA> for real
  61. <@BAIKA> this is the first i heard this
  62. <@BAIKA> what happened after
  63. <@makiri> mingot didnt know that happened i guess
  64. <@makiri> and we told him a day later
  65. <@makiri> and he kinda freaked out
  66. <@Earthweed> LOL
  67. <@makiri> said if he saw ipl near her he would kill him or something
  68. <@makiri> keep in mind
  69. <@makiri> ipl also brought a girl on the trip
  70. <@makiri> but showed no interest in her at all
  71. <@Earthweed> oh my fuckin god
  72. <@Earthweed> whats he like irl
  73. <@makiri> she was actually pretty good looking
  74. <@Earthweed> really fucked up or super thug
  75. <Guest12982> a magikarp
  76. <@makiri> and over 18
  77. <@Earthweed> its gotta be 1
  78. <Guest12982> he tried to splash at mingot's daughter
  79. <Guest12982> iirc
  80. <@makiri> hes quiet as fuck
  81. <@makiri> doesnt say anything
  82. <@Earthweed> so fucked up
  83. <@makiri> just creepin
  84. <Guest12982> karp...karp...karp..
  85. <Guest12982> karp....
  86.  
  87. <&uragg> my electrical engineering lab partner
  88. <&uragg> is so f*cking hot
  89. <&uragg> it is ridiculous
  90. <&uragg> like she is so hot
  91. <&uragg> i feel bad for talking to her
  92.  
  93. <~Stellar> so my sister has had
  94. <~Stellar> two really racist moments
  95. <~Stellar> but with one of her black teammates
  96. <~Stellar> one time we were driving in the car to a game
  97. <~Stellar> with the black friend in the back seat
  98. <~Stellar> this black driver cuts my sister off
  99. <~Stellar> and hse yells UGH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
  100. <~Stellar> the other time she was talking about going to the pool and turned to her friend
  101. <~Stellar> nad was like
  102. <~Stellar> "wait can you swim"
  103. <~Stellar> also baika on monday my mom wished me happy nig day [EN: this is two days after Martin Luther King Day]
  104. <~Stellar> to put things in perspective
  105. <@BAIKA> damn
  106. <@BAIKA> my parents are just afraid of black people
  107. <@BAIKA> but they aren't outwardly racist
  108. <Guest56473> lol mine too
  109. <Guest56473> my grounded me for letting black ppl into our hosue
  110. <Guest56473> when i was 13
  111. <Guest56473> my mom*
  112. <@BAIKA> last time i brought a black person anywhere near my house was in junior high
  113. <~Stellar> mop your mom is probably a secret homeland security informant
  114. <@BAIKA> and i got yelled at for hanging out with people that are 3 times my size
  115. <Guest56473> well she basically got our neighbor departed yesterday
  116. <Guest56473> well i assume that's what's gonna happen
  117.  
  118. [15:58:57] <&BAIKA> i remember when i first started playing
  119. [15:59:00] <&BAIKA> i misread his name
  120. [15:59:05] <&BAIKA> and called him imperfectfuck
  121. [15:59:09] <&BAIKA> he banned me
  122. [15:59:11] <&BAIKA> :(
  123.  
  124. <&BAIKA> blightbringer
  125. <&BAIKA> what mischeif have you be causing
  126. <&BAIKA> in your daily life
  127. <killallblacks1996> none
  128. <killallblacks1996> im too old for that shite
  129. <killallblacks1996> im matured now
  130. <killallblacks1996> trying to get into political office
  131. <killallblacks1996> so i can ship these freaky monkeys back to africa
  132.  
  133. [20:13] <&Delta2777> man pokemon is pretty cool
  134. [20:13] <&Delta2777> you can choose from like
  135. [20:13] <&Delta2777> 700 Pokemon
  136. [20:13] <&Delta2777> and make a team of 6
  137. [20:13] <&Delta2777> with any moves you want
  138. [20:13] <&Delta2777> and any items etc
  139. [20:13] <&Delta2777> and your only objective
  140. [20:13] <&Delta2777> is to win
  141. [20:13] <&Delta2777> p. crazy
  142. [20:15] * &Zebraiken (p@ni.c) Quit (Quit: )
  143. [20:34] <&Bleuwind> ...
  144. [20:34] <&Heist> lol
  145. [20:34] <&blue> lol
  146. [20:35] <&cbb> lol
  147.  
  148. [update line 3/2/2014]
  149.  
  150. <ef> http://www.shinyshiny.tv/happy-rabbit.jpg
  151. <ef> LOL looks like
  152. <ef> a penis throwing up a peace sign
  153.  
  154. <&Lamppost> man
  155. <&Lamppost> i missed 2 days of school
  156. <&Lamppost> the week before final week
  157. <&Lamppost> im fukd
  158. <&uragg> ur in hs
  159. <&uragg> u noob
  160. <&uragg> u will be fine
  161. <&Lamppost> im only worried about
  162. <&Lamppost> basic art
  163. ...
  164. <&Lamppost> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYwVV9vCYAAfvp6.jpg:large
  165. <&Lamppost> turned it in
  166. <&Lamppost> like a champion
  167. <&Lamppost> i was supposed to show motion
  168. ...
  169. <&Lamppost> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWGpD9dIAAAmJnM.jpg:large
  170. <&Lamppost> tennis ball
  171. ...
  172. <&Lamppost> wanna hear a story about my sketchbooks
  173. <&Lamppost> my sister asked for the pics of them
  174. <&Lamppost> so i send her a bunch
  175. <&Lamppost> she shows them to her friends at college
  176. <&Lamppost> they're like
  177. <&Lamppost> "oh they're not bad what grade is he in?"
  178. <&Lamppost> "senior"
  179. <&Lamppost> "oh..."
  180. <&Lamppost> they thought i was in like kindergarten
  181.  
  182. [17:33] <MoP> i trust him for doubles
  183. [17:34] <~makiri> what
  184. [17:34] <MoP> ?
  185. [17:34] <MoP> did of a sudden you forget how to understand english?
  186. [17:35] <MoP> fuck
  187. [17:35] <MoP> did all*
  188.  
  189. (13:52) Atoni: I am playing league of legends now
  190. (13:52) kael: what tounament is that? link batle
  191.  
  192. [update line 1/5/2014]
  193.  
  194. [18:48] <%Yeti> btw english majors have far superior critical thinking skills than other disciplines
  195. [18:48] <%Yeti> thus giving them advantages in the job market
  196.  
  197. <&Eo> whoa
  198. <&Eo> I'm gonna lie on my hand for awhile
  199. <&Eo> and then jack off
  200. <&Eo> will it feel like
  201. <&Eo> it's another person
  202. <&Eo> does anyone else want to join me in this adventure?
  203. * Eo looks at Earthworm|Away
  204. * Earthworm|Away looks at Eo
  205. <&Eo> the mutual gaze
  206. <&Eo> of circlejerking
  207. <&Eo> excellent.
  208.  
  209. <&Eo> blame mcmeghan
  210. <&Eo> and if you want your so called freedom
  211. <&Eo> there's an avenue for that
  212. <&Eo> #except140charactersonly
  213. <&reyscarface> english major humour
  214. <&reyscarface> I dont get it
  215. <&Eo> did you just spelled humour
  216. <&Eo> with a u
  217. <~Noelle> spell*
  218.  
  219. <Scofield> then i ran into her again last week
  220. <Scofield> and she was with her parents
  221. <Scofield> and as i walked by she pointed at me and said "thats the stalker i was telling you about, the one i had to call the cops on"
  222.  
  223. <&Scofield> i ran into the 18 year old again tonight whistle
  224. <&Scofield> she said shes sorry she ignored my text cuz shes been busy
  225. <&Scofield> and i pretended to forget i texted her
  226. <&Scofield> and just kept telling her how busy i was
  227. <&Scofield> anyways we agreed to hang out after spring break
  228. <Louki> Scofield
  229. <Louki> i feel we need an intervention here
  230. <&Scofield> wat
  231. <Louki> we are amongst friends in this internet server
  232. <Louki> is she still in high school?
  233. <Louki> please say no
  234.  
  235. <&Lamppost> have u guys
  236. <&Lamppost> watched lord of the rings
  237. <&Lamppost> is the first one good
  238. <&Eo> yes
  239. <&Lamppost> and should i go get it
  240. <&Heist> eh
  241. <&Heist> it would prob all go over ur head lamppost
  242. <&Heist> maybe get transformers out
  243. <&Heist> or something
  244.  
  245. <The_Chaser> stellar
  246. <The_Chaser> i watched shawshank redemption last nite
  247. <The_Chaser> u kinda look like tim robbins
  248. <The_Chaser> http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2004/11/shawshank_redemption_1.jpg
  249. <The_Chaser> u i realised he looked lik stellar during prison rape
  250. <The_Chaser> scenes
  251. <~cerulean> ,
  252. <@Scofield> its ok stellar, he put up a good fight
  253.  
  254. <&Scofield> altho i did get a freshmans # today at the mall
  255. <&Scofield> but she has a bf
  256. <&Scofield> i think she liked me a lot
  257. <&Scofield> or she thought i was gay
  258. <&Scofield> i was holding a pair of $125 shoes at the time
  259. <&Scofield> and complimented her hair
  260. <&Scofield> and she asked if i was a haidresser
  261. <&Scofield> man some things just sound terrible when i see it in writing
  262. <&Scofield> but she seemed to really like me
  263. <&Scofield> especially when i was able to tell her her major
  264.  
  265. <&Lamppost> i wish i could speak two languages
  266. <&Lamppost> i was gonna take italian
  267. <&Lamppost> but they took it out the year i got to hs
  268. <&Eo> you should probably aim for speaking one right now
  269.  
  270. <iAMafk> i'd rather be a crybaby bitch with talent
  271. <JabbaTheGriffin> well you're almost there
  272. <JabbaTheGriffin> you just need to get a little better
  273.  
  274. [this is old]
  275. +Ginku: (22:46:25) CrashingBoomBang: http://oi39.tinypic.com/15qpts2.jpg
  276. +Ginku: you are
  277. +Ginku: such a faggot
  278. CrashingBoomBang: ?
  279. CrashingBoomBang: OH MY GOD I NAMED ONE OF MY POKEMON GINKU
  280. CrashingBoomBang: KILL ME
  281. +Ginku: no
  282. +Ginku: you named exactly one of your pokemon
  283. +Ginku: and it's a fucking jynx
  284. CrashingBoomBang: n
  285. CrashingBoomBang: shelgon is named STRONF
  286. CrashingBoomBang: check again
  287. ±Dratini: Ginku kicked CrashingBoomBang from this channel.
  288.  
  289. [14:01:38] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  290. [14:01:54] <@McMeghan> bs
  291. [14:01:56] <@cbb> *ribbit*
  292. [14:01:59] <@McMeghan> why is my script not working anymore
  293. [14:02:05] <@cbb> :(
  294. [14:03:38] <@McMeghan> ok
  295. [14:03:40] <@McMeghan> test again pls
  296. [14:03:56] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  297. [14:04:03] <@McMeghan> :'(
  298. [14:04:13] <&Noelle> it only works in the original chan
  299. [14:04:30] <@McMeghan> test again pls
  300. [14:04:42] <&blue> *ribbit*
  301. [14:04:45] <@McMeghan> -_-
  302. [14:05:10] <@cbb> no more of that -_- stuff pls
  303. [14:05:13] <@cbb> we're a positive team
  304. [14:05:14] <@cbb> all around
  305. [14:05:33] <&blue> battle pls
  306. [14:05:49] <@cbb> thats the right attitude
  307. [14:06:03] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  308. [14:07:58] <@McMeghan> oops
  309. [14:08:01] <@McMeghan> i think i broke it
  310. [14:08:07] <@cbb> *ribbit*
  311. [14:08:08] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  312. [14:08:10] <@cbb> :o
  313. [14:08:10] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  314. [14:08:14] <@cbb> did you
  315. [14:08:14] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  316. [14:08:19] <@cbb> lol
  317. [14:08:19] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  318. [14:08:21] <@cbb> yes you did
  319. [14:08:22] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  320. [14:08:27] <@cbb> this is even better though
  321. [14:08:27] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  322. [14:08:37] <@BAIKA> croak
  323. [14:08:38] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  324. [14:08:40] <@BAIKA> croak
  325. [14:08:40] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  326.  
  327. [00:27:31] <Noodlez> did u remove me yet
  328. [00:28:06] <Fabbles> so you accept that you will be banned from all future spls, will probably be infracted, and might get temp suspended from regular tournaments
  329. [00:28:08] <Fabbles> for dropping
  330. [00:29:06] <Noodlez> yes just pls take me off of this shitty team oh my fucking god
  331.  
  332. (thanks to secretary Ginku for collecting the next six logs)
  333.  
  334. [00:11] <Lavos> can someone pls explain
  335. [00:11] <Lavos> why iconic is a big faggot
  336. [00:11] <Lavos> ???
  337. [00:11] <Lavos> specifically to me but in general works as well
  338. [00:13] <Nachos> what did he say
  339. [00:13] <Lavos> lots of shit
  340. [00:13] <Lavos> hes always making snide comments about how bad i am etc
  341. [00:14] <Nachos> lol
  342. [00:15] <Nachos> well if you my opinion
  343. [00:15] <Nachos> you want*
  344. [00:15] <Nachos> its probably your ou forum posts
  345. [00:15] <Lavos> because theyre too strong?
  346. [00:15] <Lavos> or what
  347.  
  348. [23:07] <Birkal> penguinx, you don't have voice
  349. [23:07] <Birkal> but don't mess with stuff on the scms
  350. [23:07] <Birkal> thank you~
  351. [23:09] <GreatSage> birkal scms use for things like small corrections is helpful and encouraged
  352. [23:09] <Birkal> -__-
  353. [23:09] <Birkal> he wrote PENGUINX WAS HERE on a page
  354.  
  355. [18:27] <Brammi> Guys totes need to get DPP LC to be the next BOTW
  356. [18:27] <Brammi> Nails v Me
  357. [18:27] <Brammi> Legit
  358. [18:28] <Ginku> very
  359. [18:28] <Ginku> or we have a good game
  360. [18:29] <Brammi> Outside of Eo's faggot stall team and Heysup being Heysup, me and nails were top of LC at the end of DPP
  361. [18:30] <amarillo> outside of 2 top players, these two ppl are top players!
  362. [18:31] <Brammi> Heysup got lucky simply because he had the largest metagame knowledge
  363. [18:31] <Brammi> And Eo had 1 good team
  364. [18:32] <corkscrew> How is having a large metagame knowledge lucky?
  365. [18:33] <Brammi> Because he would 'know' exactly what you were going to do.
  366. [18:33] <Brammi> Never mispredicted
  367.  
  368. [22:19] <jrrrr> gts of course you watch right at the end
  369. [22:19] <jrrrr> when i lost a match by 3% because i didnt know he set SR up
  370. [22:20] <jrrrr> and not because i actually lost
  371.  
  372. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> why don't you sign up for spl
  373. [22:44] <jrrrr> what is spl
  374. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> the best tournament on smogon
  375. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> ever
  376. [22:45] <jrrrr> oh that stupid thing where the obese chinks stalked lonelyness on facebook irl
  377. [22:45] <jrrrr> no thanks i dont want to be associated with a crowd like that
  378.  
  379. [00:13] <eOut> no toaster just had the misfortune of playing me
  380. [00:13] <eOut> that's pretty unlucky
  381. [00:13] <iconic> know whats unlucky
  382. [00:13] <iconic> that of all the sperm your dad shot into your mother
  383. [00:13] <eOut> I beat them all gg
  384. [00:14] <iconic> you had to penetrate her egg
  385. [00:14] <eOut> nice delivery 3/10
  386. [00:14] <Ciele> the one and only time he has penetrated anything
  387.  
  388. [years old but recently rediscovered]
  389. 01:17:33: <f> man what do i do
  390. 01:17:39: <Bluewind> u suc my dick
  391. 01:17:41: <f> i accidentally ctrl v this img to my gf on msn
  392. 01:17:42: <f> http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/4373/ninahaza.jpg
  393. 01:17:45: <f> shes like
  394. 01:17:46: <f> "uh.."
  395. 01:17:47: <rewer> LOL
  396. 01:17:51: <Bluewind> ahahhahaahhahahaha
  397. 01:17:52: <f> i was supposed to link a youtube video
  398. 01:17:55: <f> u_u
  399. 01:17:59: <Bluewind> what a sexy nig
  400. 01:18:04: <TFC> be happy it wasn't the hairy ass of shame
  401. 01:18:08: <TFC> DAM JUST IMAGINE
  402. 01:18:09: <f> lol
  403. 01:18:09: <Bluewind> ask her what do u thin of his glasses lol
  404. 01:18:10: <Lamppost> lol
  405. 01:18:12: <Blue> rofl
  406. 01:18:18: <Bluewind> lol
  407. 01:18:32: <TFC> how'd you play it off franky
  408. 01:18:39: <Skarmory> f
  409. 01:18:41: <f> just said i was looking up famous criminals
  410. 01:18:42: <TFC> or have you not done that yet
  411. 01:18:42: <f> for my friend
  412. 01:18:43: <Skarmory> f
  413. 01:18:44: <TFC> oh
  414. 01:18:47: <Bluewind> hahahahaha
  415. 01:18:47: <Skarmory> want my suggestion
  416. 01:18:49: <Blue> HAHAHAHAH
  417. 01:18:50: <Skarmory> as to what 2 tell her
  418. 01:18:51: <rewer> ROFL
  419. 01:18:54: <Skarmory> LOL
  420. 01:18:57: <Bluewind> ahahahahahhahahahahaha
  421. 01:18:58: <Skarmory> f
  422. 01:19:01: <f> w/e she beleived it
  423.  
  424. <&Bluewind> folgorio i think i blew my cover
  425. <&Bluewind> as a pokemon player
  426. <&Bluewind> my friend challenged me
  427. <&Bluewind> on pokemon stadium 2
  428. <&Bluewind> and i just couldn't
  429. <&Bluewind> control myself.
  430. <&Bluewind> he was like
  431. <&Bluewind> electric resists fire right
  432.  
  433. <&Bluewind> my parents will ask
  434. <&Bluewind> they once asked me
  435. <&Bluewind> so son u keep playing this pokemon game
  436. <&Bluewind> does it never end
  437. <&Bluewind> what's the point
  438. <&Bluewind> do u keep training them
  439. <&Bluewind> do u wanna CATCH'EM ALL
  440.  
  441. <@Eo> I was walking down the street today
  442. <@Eo> and I was at a crosswalk
  443. <@Eo> and these two girls were carrying a bunch of shopping bags
  444. <@Eo> and sorta dropping them
  445. <@Eo> and I was considering offering some help
  446. <@Eo> but then one of them said "man it'd be nice if I had a boyfriend to help me carry all these bags"
  447. <@Eo> so then I thought it would look awkward if I offered help
  448. <@Eo> so I didn't
  449.  
  450. <%Molk> remember what i said
  451. <&Jumpman16> no ones does
  452. <&Jumpman16> because everyone but me has you on ignore
  453. <&Jumpman16> and i i have you on ignore
  454. <%shnen> who are you talking to Jumpman16
  455. <&Jumpman16> *now i
  456. <&Jumpman16> starting now
  457. <&Jumpman16> to molk, you have him on ignore though
  458. <&Jumpman16> so sorry
  459. <%shnen> ah molk
  460. * Molk (Mibbit@Black.Raven) has left #pokemon
  461.  
  462. [22:36:35] <&Ginku> eo
  463. [22:36:38] <&Ginku> do you just
  464. [22:36:43] <&Ginku> have mibbit open somewhere
  465. [22:36:46] <&Eo> lol
  466. [22:36:48] <&Noelle> yes
  467. [22:36:49] <&Ginku> to ghost people and send messages to -b channels
  468. [22:36:55] <&Eo> I regged his name when I was /msging the channel
  469. [22:37:04] <&Noelle> LOL
  470. [22:37:07] <&Noelle> who
  471. [22:37:09] <&Ginku> -n channels*
  472. [22:37:12] <&Ginku> sweepage
  473. [22:37:15] <&Noelle> ah,,,
  474. [22:37:20] <&Noelle> what channel are you in with sweepage
  475. [22:37:25] <&yondie> dude be careful
  476. [22:37:26] <&yondie> sweepage
  477. [22:37:28] <&yondie> got glined
  478. [22:37:32] <&yondie> a couple days ago
  479. [22:37:55] <&Eo> I'm not sweepage's name
  480. [22:37:56] <&lamppost> jake is in #frontier
  481. [22:37:57] <&Eo> not on*
  482. [22:38:13] <&yondie> jake is also in #teamuber
  483. [22:38:18] <&yondie> where he sees everyone say
  484. [22:38:20] <&yondie> 'fuck sweepage got glined'
  485. [22:38:36] <&Alleneby> how mad would u be
  486. [22:38:39] <&Alleneby> if i got you g-lined eo
  487. [22:38:41] <&Alleneby> by pming jake
  488. [22:38:51] <&Alleneby> and lying
  489. [22:39:21] <&Eo> lying what?
  490. [22:39:49] * Eo has quit (Killed (slushey (stop being a moron)))
  491. [22:39:53] <&Noelle> LOL
  492. [22:39:56] <&yondie> LOL
  493. [22:39:58] <&yondie> GG
  494. [22:39:58] <&Noelle> HAHAHAHAAHAHA
  495. [22:39:58] <&Ginku> hahahahaha
  496. [22:39:59] <&TFC> NO WAY
  497. [22:40:00] <&uragg> LOL
  498. [22:40:01] <&TFC> HAHAHA
  499. [22:40:02] <&yondie> LOL
  500. [22:40:03] <&yondie> IM DYING
  501. [22:40:05] <&Noelle> OH MY FUCK
  502. [22:40:05] <&yondie> IM FUCKING DYING
  503. [22:40:12] <~iconic> LMAO
  504. [22:40:13] <&yondie> GFG EO UT MORTUS
  505. [22:40:13] <&TFC> AMAZING
  506. [22:40:14] <&yondie> RIP
  507. [22:40:22] * Eo (eo@mort.us) has joined #elsewhere
  508. [22:40:22] * Sgt_Semen sets mode +a #elsewhere Eo
  509. [22:40:22] * Sgt_Semen gives channel operator status to Eo
  510. [22:40:24] <&Noelle> LOL
  511. [22:40:25] <~iconic> rofl
  512. [22:40:27] <~iconic> fucking
  513. [22:40:27] <&yondie> ahgahahahahaha
  514. [22:40:28] <&Alleneby> ROFL
  515. [22:40:29] <~iconic> obliterated
  516. [22:40:33] <&Alleneby> LOLING
  517. [22:40:33] <&Noelle> L M F A O
  518. [22:40:34] <&Alleneby> LOL
  519. [22:40:35] <&uragg> MTABA
  520. [22:40:40] <&uragg> M T A B A
  521. [22:40:48] <&yondie> lol
  522. [22:40:50] <&yondie> im fucking dying
  523. [22:40:57] <&Eo> lol
  524. [22:41:05] <&Eo> I got owned
  525.  
  526. <&Noelle> an Inspiration to us all
  527. <&Noelle> http://i.imgur.com/SLiKH.jpg
  528. <&Delta2777> do you think she'll ever be in the olympics
  529.  
  530. <~iconic> ugh
  531. <~iconic> i was on mitt romney's wikipedia page
  532. <~iconic> and i wanted to look up details on his stance on gay marriage
  533. <~iconic> so i hit ctrl + f
  534. <~iconic> and i accidentally looked up
  535. <~iconic> 'fag' instead of 'gay'
  536. <~iconic> i feel bad
  537.  
  538. [21:42:58] <&Scofield> i dont think i like them tho, the 6.5 inch shaft is too much for me to handle
  539. [21:43:03] <&Scofield> and idk if i can pull them off...
  540. [21:43:39] <@Louki> i dont really like boots anyways
  541. [21:44:00] <&Scofield> yea i might just give up lol
  542. [21:44:55] <&Scofield> feels weird tho
  543. [21:45:08] <@Louki> wat does
  544. [21:45:17] <&Scofield> having the 6.5 inch shaft
  545. [21:45:25] <&Scofield> id rather it be like 4 inches
  546. [21:45:33] <&Scofield> i feel like its suffocating me
  547. [21:45:43] <@Louki> i feel like ur getting these boots just to work in the word "shaft"
  548. [21:45:44] <&Scofield> the 2nd one i linked to only has a 4.75 inch shaft
  549. [21:45:49] <&Scofield> and the first one has 5 inch shaft
  550.  
  551. [21:44] <myzozoa> man yondie and sprinkles
  552. [21:44] <myzozoa> two shitty users
  553. [21:44] <myzozoa> going at it
  554.  
  555. <&badabing> ciele do u kno who is butt
  556. <&badabing> in frontier chan
  557. <&Ginku> it's a bot
  558. <&badabing> o lol
  559. <&badabing> I've been pming him
  560. <&badabing> like two days
  561.  
  562. <~Theorymon> blargh Im having serious sleeping issues atm... like the opposite of usual
  563. <~Theorymon> I have only one option now... Im gonna eat apples and drink lots of cofee
  564. <~Theorymon> so I can actually get something fucking done today!
  565. <&JabbaTheGriffin> i'm having a pretty bad sleeping problem too
  566. <&JabbaTheGriffin> i'm going into heavy REM sleep and sleeping away all the fucks i give
  567.  
  568. <&Earthworm|Away> i bashed coldplay
  569. <&Earthworm|Away> for a long long time
  570. <&Earthworm|Away> without ever listening to them
  571. <&Earthworm|Away> i have to go
  572. <&Earthworm|Away> door bell
  573. <&Earthworm|Away> bye
  574. <&Heist> why is he embarrassed
  575. <&Heist> about coldplay
  576. <&Heist> when he used to listen to hentai theme songs 24/7
  577.  
  578. [08:12] <D4RR3N> honestly, if a women reported you for robusting her (or whatever it's called), that also means you dont have the ability to give women a great fuck.
  579.  
  580. <Louki> you know wats a cool idea
  581. <Louki> opening up a bar that specializes in serving different mammal's milk
  582. <Louki> called "Mammal Tap"
  583. <Louki> for example
  584. <Louki> u would have traditional mammal milk like cow and goat
  585. <Louki> but also esoteric varietes like hyena and humpback whale
  586. <Louki> whale milk is probably very nutritious
  587. <Louki> cuz they need to grow so much
  588. <Louki> the main issue is procuring it tho
  589. <Louki> and it would also serve foods that go good with milk
  590. <Louki> like cookies
  591. <Louki> and PBnJs
  592. <Louki> i wonder wat mammal's milk tastes the best
  593. <Louki> i think giraffe milk would be pretty good
  594. <Louki> they lead an agrarian lifestyle
  595. <Louki> and it probably churns nicely in their long body
  596.  
  597. <Scarfwynaut> hey do you guys have a number that like always appears in random places in your life?
  598. <@MoP> no faggot
  599.  
  600. <Reverb> hey sprinkles...I swear I met your dad
  601. <Reverb> does he frequent cycling road in Kanto?
  602. <Reverb> with the other cueballs
  603.  
  604. <~iconic> honestly im just rubbing my nuts right now
  605. <~iconic> they feel so nice
  606.  
  607. <~iconic> so let me sum this up uragg
  608. <~iconic> you jumped out of your 2nd floor window to go to a party that you ultimately got kicked out of because the host wanted to make pasta and now its 2:20 am and you're about to climb into your house through a window in the attempts to not get caught by your asian father
  609. <dugtrio> No my friend made pasta when the host didn't want him to
  610. <dugtrio> But otherwise
  611. <dugtrio> Yes that's correct
  612. <~iconic> rofl
  613. <~iconic> your friend rules
  614. <dugtrio> He made sauce for it too
  615. <dugtrio> And he out
  616. <dugtrio> Put
  617. <dugtrio> Peaches
  618. <dugtrio> In the tomato sauce
  619.  
  620. <Earthworm> GTFA
  621. <Earthworm> LOL
  622. <Earthworm> i was trying
  623. <Earthworm> to remove
  624. <Earthworm> the swear word in the acronym
  625. <Earthworm> i forgot
  626. <Earthworm> that its not
  627. <Earthworm> "out"
  628.  
  629. [18:12] <D4RR3N> then he's saying im trying to school him when im just telling him he shouldnt sac his scarfer so early in the game
  630. [18:12] <D4RR3N> but w/e, a game is just a game
  631. [18:13] <Ginku> did you tell him he's at fault for his father's death
  632. [18:13] <D4RR3N> stfu ginku
  633. [18:13] <D4RR3N> dont even try to talk
  634.  
  635. [03:33] *** upstart joined #nowhere
  636. [03:33] <upstart> !tof
  637. [03:33] <hinako> <@ToF> bloos right here <@ToF> his ass must taste good right franky
  638. [03:33] *** upstart left #nowhere
  639.  
  640. folgorio: heist
  641. folgorio: ur mouth
  642. folgorio: is like an onion
  643. folgorio: when u open it
  644. folgorio: it makes me want to cry
  645.  
  646. [13:04:51] <Earthworm> hmm
  647. [13:04:55] <Earthworm> id better revise my pi
  648. [13:05:14] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058
  649. [13:05:48] <Earthworm> 2097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664
  650. [13:06:48] <Earthworm> 70938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659
  651. [13:07:04] <Earthworm> 3344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  652. [13:07:20] <Earthworm> ok
  653. [13:07:32] <Earthworm> now i will check for errors
  654. [13:08:35] <Earthworm> ok
  655. [13:08:37] <Earthworm> it looks right
  656. [13:08:39] <Earthworm> reading over it
  657. [13:08:50] <Earthworm> now ill compare it to a website
  658. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
  659. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
  660. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  661. [13:09:24] <Earthworm> vs
  662. [13:09:32] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
  663. [13:10:25] <Earthworm> 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
  664. [13:10:36] <Earthworm> 442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  665. [13:11:04] <Earthworm> =]
  666. [13:11:05] <Earthworm> no errors
  667. [13:12:09] <Earthworm> i did it flawlessly
  668. [13:12:16] <Earthworm> i guess that shows
  669. [13:12:25] <Earthworm> to revise at some interval
  670.  
  671. [21:02] <yondie> its all about
  672. [21:02] <yondie> brawl
  673. [21:02] <yondie> roy
  674. [21:02] <yondie> GG
  675. [21:02] <yondie> im unstoppable
  676. [21:02] <yondie> with roy
  677.  
  678. [18:42] <Andrew> "Tiering is not what made Smogon and competitive Pokemon so popular. It was the introduction of WiFi play. That's why this site had such a high growth spurt when Diamond and Pearl were released in English, we had analyses on Pokemon, and all talk of tiering was banned."
  679. [18:42] <Andrew> what the fuck?
  680. [18:42] <undisputed> its a firestorm post
  681.  
  682. [23:43] <Scofield> headed out, bye
  683. [23:43] *** Scofield quit (Quit: )
  684. [23:45] <Louki> sco's hittin the town
  685. [23:45] <Louki> lookin for women with daddy issues
  686.  
  687. [01:37] <Scofield> i was talking to this girl and she told me she works at victorias secret
  688. [01:37] <Scofield> and i told her i was v familiar with that place
  689. [01:37] <Scofield> she looked like laura vandervoort
  690. [01:37] <Scofield> i want to cum on her face sobadly
  691.  
  692. [22:17] <&GigaPunch> subway is awesome, I remember when I met ck and we went to subway and the guy refused him a small cup of water (for free) and he raged
  693.  
  694. [04:36am] folgorio was kicked from #insidescoop by mingot. (mingot)
  695. [04:36am] folgorio joined #insidescoop.
  696. [04:36am] folgorio is now known as what_i_do.
  697. [04:37am] mingot: you lost your last badge.
  698. [04:39am] what_i_do is now known as fuck_you.
  699.  
  700. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> the system is also preventing people from meeting the standards for admin
  701. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> you could do the job
  702. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> we have enough admins
  703. [23:34] <TFC> yea but no one wants to put penis in their mouth for it
  704.  
  705. [21:51] <~iconic> i like how the tc badge went from a badge recognizing good players to a badge that everyone who was semi-decent had to a badge that a bunch of shitty ru nu and lc players have
  706.  
  707. ]V[ajinTupacZ: i feel like he understand nothing
  708. Redwind: majin
  709. [sky] kaeI: majin you're little girl
  710. [sky] kaeI: I'll have to give you a spanking.
  711.  
  712. ---
  713.  
  714. ST8 Quarterfinals
  715. Battle between imperfectluck and uraga started!
  716.  
  717. Tier: Wifi OU
  718. Mode: Singles
  719. Rule: Unrated
  720. Rule: Sleep Clause
  721. Rule: Freeze Clause
  722. Rule: Disallow Spects
  723. Rule: Species Clause
  724. Rule: Wifi Battle
  725. Rule: Self-KO Clause
  726.  
  727. Your team: Tyranitar / penis / penis / penis / penis / penis
  728. Opponent's team: Scizor / Espeon / Vaporeon / Ninjask / Mr. Mime / Celebi
  729.  
  730. uraga: gl hf
  731. imperfectluck sent out Ninjask!
  732. uraga sent out Tyranitar!
  733. Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
  734.  
  735. Start of turn 1!
  736. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Substitute!
  737. Imperfectluck's Ninjask made a substitute!
  738.  
  739. Tyranitar used Stealth Rock!
  740. Pointed stones float in the air around imperfectluck's team!
  741.  
  742. The sandstorm rages!
  743. Imperfectluck's Ninjask is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  744. Imperfectluck's Ninjask restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  745. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed Boost increases its speed!
  746. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed rose!
  747.  
  748. Start of turn 2!
  749. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Flash!
  750. Tyranitar's Accuracy fell!
  751.  
  752. Tyranitar used Crunch!
  753. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's substitute faded!
  754.  
  755. The sandstorm rages!
  756. Imperfectluck's Ninjask is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  757. Imperfectluck's Ninjask restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  758. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed Boost increases its speed!
  759. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed rose!
  760.  
  761. Start of turn 3!
  762. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Substitute!
  763. Imperfectluck's Ninjask made a substitute!
  764.  
  765. Tyranitar used Roar!
  766. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Espeon!
  767. Imperfectluck's Espeon was dragged out!
  768.  
  769. The sandstorm rages!
  770. Imperfectluck's Espeon is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  771. Imperfectluck's Espeon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  772.  
  773. Start of turn 4!
  774. imperfectluck called Espeon back!
  775. imperfectluck sent out Ninjask!
  776. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Ninjask!
  777.  
  778. Tyranitar used Crunch!
  779. Imperfectluck's Ninjask lost 0% of its health!
  780. Imperfectluck's Ninjask fainted!
  781.  
  782. The sandstorm rages!
  783. imperfectluck sent out Vaporeon!
  784. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Vaporeon!
  785.  
  786. imperfectluck forfeited against uraga!
  787.  
  788. The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.
  789.  
  790. ---
  791.  
  792. <folgorio> eo
  793. <folgorio> whats giving head
  794. <folgorio> exactly mean
  795. <Eo> it's slang for a game
  796. <Eo> it's pretty retarded actually
  797. <folgorio> so what is it
  798. <Eo> two people take turns headbutting each other in the stomach
  799.  
  800. [02:56] <&The_Chaser> superbowl sucks
  801. [02:57] <&The_Chaser> if i wanted to watch fat black men doing nothing id go to the petrol station
  802.  
  803. [03:17] <&Scofield> i only talk to good looking guys too
  804. [03:17] <&Scofield> ugly people are just a waste of time in general
  805. [03:17] <&whistle> lol
  806. [03:17] <~The_Chaser> i bet you dont have too many mirrors at home
  807.  
  808. [02:39] <&Scofield> i want to pork you anna
  809.  
  810. [22:09] <NatGeo> some senior said he would be my grinding partner
  811.  
  812. [00:52] Philip7086: why the fuck has ipl been going on a troll binge lately?
  813. [00:52] Philip7086: oh shit i won a trophy, time to troll
  814. [00:54] Stone_Cold22: phil he's a douchebag legit
  815. [00:54] Stone_Cold22: the nig entered a tourney in which you must submit your team ahead of time and can't change it. then changes his team in the finals vs me to counter team me. and got dq'd
  816.  
  817. [19:10] <Heist> whistle
  818. [19:10] <Heist> this is sad
  819. [19:10] <Heist> but goldensun used your dpp team
  820. [19:10] <Heist> in tour finals
  821.  
  822. Heysup_biology: are you honestly not going to get over that blaziken thing?
  823. JabbaTheGriffin: it's not that one instance i just genuinely don't like you
  824. JabbaTheGriffin: i think you're an idiot
  825. JabbaTheGriffin: yeah you're retarded
  826.  
  827. Syrim: than i choke after outplaying you
  828. ~Syrim vs Hugendugen, SPL 3
  829.  
  830. <trickroom> how come Jibaku hates his own team in SPL
  831. <LonelyNess> you'd hate it too
  832. <LonelyNess> if you had to deal with g80, evan, alex, AND synre
  833. <trickroom> I mean his team of 6 pokes
  834. <LonelyNess> oh
  835. <LonelyNess> ahem...
  836. <LonelyNess> ignore me then!
  837.  
  838. [12:14] <&folgorio> no one click these i just need somewhere to post them
  839. [12:14] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Puerto-Rico-Cinco-siglos-historia-Spanish-Edition-/200590965226?pt=US_Nonfiction_Book&hash=item2eb42739ea
  840. [12:15] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Multivariable-Calculus-Bruce-H-Edwards-Ron-Larson-/230617197911?pt=US_Texbook_Education&hash=item35b1db2d57
  841. [12:17] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Micro-Economy-Today-Book-Bradley-R-Schiller-NEW-/370507694898?pt=Non_Fiction&hash=item5643fac332
  842. [12:19] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Norton-Antivirus-2011-1-PC-Brand-New-/350460674428?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item519915817c
  843. [12:31] <&folgorio> http://www.soapshed.com/store/Babys-Bare-Butt-Soap-pr-16228.html
  844. [12:38] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Wet-Ones-Singles-Antibacterial-Cleansing-Wipes-Fresh-/140533569099?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20b874164b
  845. [12:39] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Pampers-Swaddlers-Sensitive-Diapers-Jumbo-Pack-newbor-/250811260869?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a65841fc5
  846.  
  847. [02:48] <Anna> I thought folg and bw were going out =\
  848.  
  849. <&iconic> feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day
  850. <&iconic> feed a fish a man and he'll eat for like two months
  851.  
  852. <&The_Chaser> where does obama live
  853.  
  854. <&mireille> they just gave me the sedatives
  855. <&mireille> and i dont remember
  856. <&mireille> anything after that
  857.  
  858. [01:43] <&skarmory> i wish i was black
  859. [01:43] <&tito> me too
  860. [01:43] <&tito> huge dick too
  861. [01:43] <&tito> no homo but ive seen his dick before
  862. [01:43] <&tito> i was amazed
  863. [01:44] <&skarmory> like more than 10?
  864. [01:44] <&tito> nah
  865. [01:44] <&tito> close to 10 though
  866.  
  867. <&Bluewind> did you make any moves
  868. <&Eo> yes I did
  869. <&Eo> but she was too wasted to notice
  870. <&skarmory> eo
  871. <&skarmory> wat was da move
  872. <&Eo> .___________.
  873. <&Eo> I smacked her ass
  874.  
  875. <&Cecil> whistle
  876. <&Cecil> i was so bored
  877. <&Cecil> i spent 3 hours making graphics for my neopets
  878.  
  879. [01:28] xianglongfa: I think i might get a A- in econ
  880. [01:28] xianglongfa: even though i had like
  881. [01:28] xianglongfa: 100 average
  882. [01:28] xianglongfa: goign into the final
  883. [01:28] xianglongfa: not b/c i didn't study
  884. [01:28] xianglongfa: but b/c i was a cocky bitch
  885. [01:28] xianglongfa: and tried to finish the exam too fast
  886. [01:28] xianglongfa: after i left i realized i forgot to do half a problem
  887. [01:28] xianglongfa: out of like
  888. [01:28] xianglongfa: 3
  889. [01:30] xianglongfa: b/c i was like
  890. [01:30] xianglongfa: wow this is easy as fuck
  891. [01:30] xianglongfa: lets try to speedrun this shit
  892. [01:30] xianglongfa: like it was a mario game or something
  893.  
  894. <&whistle> so apparently my friend was in the library yesterday
  895. <&whistle> this guy came up to her and said:
  896. <&whistle> "youre really cute. this is one of the times if i dont say anything i would hate myself forever. want to get coffee sometime?"
  897. <&whistle> and he was this awkward older asian dude
  898. <&Cecil> did sarenji visit your school
  899. <&Cecil> BURN
  900.  
  901. * folg fire blast skarmory
  902. * skarmory used double team 12 times before hand
  903. * folg uses aura sphere
  904. <~skarmory> do 20%
  905. <&folg> nope its specs luke aura sphere
  906. <&folg> 80% yo
  907. <~skarmory> i switched to sub gar
  908. <&folg> i went to cm blissey
  909. <~skarmory> im subpunch rofl
  910. <&folg> im
  911. <&folg> counter cm blissey
  912. <~skarmory> ...
  913. <@GoldenSun> ...
  914. <&Heist> lol....
  915. <~skarmory> ROFL
  916. <~skarmory> USE COUNTER ON ME BRO
  917. <~skarmory> COME AT ME
  918. <&folg> oh
  919. <&folg> lol
  920. <&folg> gg man at least i tried
  921. <~skarmory> gg
  922. <~skarmory> GG
  923. <&folg> lol dam that was p. dumb
  924. <&folg> fuk all
  925. <&Eo> gg
  926.  
  927. aziki: nattorei xatu chansey dragon dragon groudon
  928. aziki: UGH
  929. aziki: I TYPED MY OWN TEAM
  930. aziki: NO
  931. Heist: ROFL
  932.  
  933. <@Sk> these black guys on my block used to ask me what indian words meant in rap song
  934. <@Sk> i used to tell them random shit and they believed me
  935.  
  936. <@The_Chaser> i just made myself lunch
  937. <@The_Chaser> 200g ham, 200g egg, 250g rice, 150 g onion, 100 g carrot, 100g corn, 50g peas
  938.  
  939. <@Scofield> i think yday was the worst day of my life
  940. <@Scofield> so its all uphill from here
  941. <@Scofield> that was prolly the biggest pokemon match ive had to play
  942. <@Scofield> man and i thought that day i got shot down by 15 different girls was going to be the worst day of my life forever
  943.  
  944. <@WhiteQueen> i was groped by a few guys
  945. <@WhiteQueen> i just pretended those were female hands
  946.  
  947. [21:02] <Cecil> phil a homo
  948. [21:02] <Cecil> LOL
  949. [21:02] <~Philip7086> rofl yeah i am
  950.  
  951. <&Jibaku> also whistle your avatar is starting to creep me
  952. <&Jibaku> looks too much like me -.-
  953.  
  954. <&whistle> :)
  955. <~Earthworm> =
  956. <~Earthworm> =
  957. <~Earthworm> =
  958. <~Earthworm> =]
  959. <~Earthworm> gdi
  960.  
  961. <ENZ0> waht is better perixet or vicodin?
  962. <sanchez> lol perixet
  963. <Pidge> any1 play tennis and smoke sum?
  964. <sanchez> percocet is better
  965. <breadbot> here's the thread, note my hair back for my little pony: bread is a better just go to your sweet
  966. <Pidge> the ball moves really slow
  967. <sanchez> percocet = oxycodone
  968. <breadbot> percocet is a cunt
  969. <sanchez> stronger than hydrocdone
  970. <sanchez> which is vicodin
  971. <ENZ0> ok
  972. <Pidge> what is better cough medicine brown or red
  973. <sanchez>  brown
  974. <sanchez> by far
  975. <Pidge> lol i got it in brown bottle
  976. <Pidge> but it was red!
  977. <Pidge> i was fucking pissed
  978. <ENZ0> nigger.
  979. <Pidge> i tried to return it
  980. <Pidge> but they say they dont do refunds on red
  981. <Pidge> do you think the north pole is rela
  982. <Pidge> real
  983. <Pidge> imo no
  984. <Pidge> theres a wall there
  985. <Pidge> made by government
  986. <Pidge> the world is flat
  987.  
  988. <+LonelyNess> The Raiders were by far the nicest / most cordial team
  989. <+LonelyNess> and say what you will about them but they played more matches caringly than any other team out of contention
  990. <+LonelyNess> Brits / Cryos / Cong all said fuck it when they were out
  991. <TFC> wasn't part of that because they didn't want rey in playoffs
  992. <TFC> thats what I was told by like 3 of them
  993.  
  994. <&Jumpman16> reminder
  995. <&Jumpman16> http://album.smogon.com/Jumpman16/meanddrevk0.jpg
  996. <&Jumpman16> i had sex with this girl
  997. <&Jumpman16> a lot
  998. <&Jumpman16> dont talk to me about standards
  999. <&Jumpman16> (talk to me instead about my obvious asian fetish)
  1000. <&Jumpman16> uh
  1001. <&Jumpman16> how am i in the wrong window
  1002. <&Jumpman16> rofl
  1003.  
  1004. <&folgorio> iconic
  1005. <&folgorio> why do you hate me
  1006. <&iconic> because youre a girly faggot whos obsessed with retarded pop singers and who is annoying as shit and haxes me all the fucking time not to mention made me look like a fucking cheater in spl when you sucked your managers dick and cried to him
  1007.  
  1008. <~badass> semen smells awesome
  1009.  
  1010. <&EUM> <Jirachi> sex in the air i dont care i love the smell of it
  1011. <&EUM> I don't like this line because it reminds me of the smell of masturbation
  1012.  
  1013. <&iconic> anyways at the end the dude beats up the chick and goes YOU FUCKING CUNT
  1014. <&iconic> and i got to read it out loud in my class
  1015. <&iconic> my teacher was the chick i said it too
  1016. <&iconic> to*
  1017.  
  1018. <&reyscarface> pana is your sister playing
  1019. <&panamaxis> probably
  1020. <&panamaxis> but after lunch
  1021. <&reyscarface> does she still have a crush on me
  1022. <&panamaxis> yeah i guess
  1023. <&panamaxis> if by crush you mean loves your raging
  1024.  
  1025. <@Sk> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
  1026.  
  1027. <&kd24> <&uragg> poop comin out feels just as nice as stuff coming in
  1028. <&uragg> ok that's a real log but w/e
  1029.  
  1030. <&Heist> wow
  1031. <&Heist> how old is fishy
  1032. <~whistle> 19 or 20
  1033. <&Heist> she looks like 13
  1034.  
  1035. <@Scofield> yay cake, sum 41 and lady gaga all have new cd's out
  1036. <@Sk> wtf
  1037. <@Scofield> now i dont have to leave katy perry on replay
  1038. <@Sk> did you actually say that
  1039. <@Sk> i hate you
  1040. <@Sk> goodbye
  1041. * Sk (~LEO@diversified.multicultural.postmodern.deconstructionist) has left #alpharuiners
  1042. <@Scofield> which part upset him?
  1043.  
  1044. <@Eo> fuck I think I choked on a dick the size of which only folgorio could fathom
  1045.  
  1046. (07:37:18) AJC: i am fucking going to japan and freaking finish off what that tsunami couldn't
  1047. (07:37:23) AJC: i am going to destroy gamefreak
  1048.  
  1049. <@Scofield> i always wanted to go to a sex addicts anonymous meeting too to pick up chicks
  1050. <@Scofield> they gotta be easy there
  1051.  
  1052. <&Eo> no point in trying to cover it up
  1053. <&Eo> this is a clear-cut case of
  1054. <&Eo> evidence
  1055.  
  1056. <&The_Chaser> hey tito is it true you had the hots for a fat mexican chick rey showwed you
  1057. <&tito> HEY
  1058. <&tito> she was p cute
  1059. <&tito> fat girls need love too
  1060.  
  1061. Mar 16 20:00:36<@uragg> on a huge penis
  1062. Mar 17 18:23:20<@uragg> penis
  1063. Mar 17 19:25:45<&uragg> penis
  1064. Mar 17 19:51:02<@uragg> hooray for penis
  1065. Mar 18 18:19:41<&uragg> penis
  1066. Mar 18 18:29:11<&uragg> penis
  1067. Mar 19 15:35:04<@uragg> penis
  1068. Mar 19 16:50:09<&uragg> folg for penis
  1069. Mar 19 16:51:22<&uragg> by folg's penis
  1070. Mar 19 21:13:19<&uragg> penis
  1071. Mar 19 21:30:29<&uragg> penis
  1072. Mar 20 21:20:29<&uragg> penis
  1073. Mar 20 20:12:08<@uragg> i <3 penis
  1074. Mar 20 21:28:47<&uragg> penis
  1075.  
  1076. <&folg> badass
  1077. <&folg> you are
  1078. <&folg> fuckin sick
  1079. <&folg> not even kidding lol
  1080. <&folg> fuckin
  1081. <&folg> psychopath
  1082.  
  1083. <&folg> would you anal yourself
  1084. <&folg> to try it out
  1085. <&folg> lol i think i wouldnt
  1086. <&folg> in case i do end up liking it
  1087. <&folg> then 'want more'
  1088.  
  1089. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> the one time drcossack won when someone was fucking with him
  1090. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> enjoy it while it lasts
  1091. <drcossack> nah, not the first time
  1092. <drcossack> bluecookies did this with a pic from my facebook a few months ago...got him to remove it myself.
  1093. <tito> how
  1094. <drcossack> threaten him with a lawyer.
  1095. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> rofl
  1096. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> thats amazing
  1097. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> that you care
  1098. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> that much
  1099. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> my god
  1100. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> you are something else drcossack
  1101. <drcossack> hey, if he wants to use my shit without permission, he'll have to deal with the consequences
  1102. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> are you even real
  1103. <drcossack> yes.
  1104.  
  1105. [20:45] <+supermarth64> there's this one ride at disney called "captain eo"
  1106. [20:45] <+supermarth64> i took a pic on my phone
  1107. [20:45] <%Eo> lol
  1108. [20:45] <Scofield> did you ride captain eo
  1109. [20:45] <+supermarth64> i did but then i got off cuz he took too long
  1110. [20:46] <%Eo> hm guess it's not a very accurate simulator
  1111.  
  1112. <+Shiv> yo so
  1113. <+Shiv> how do you save in desmemu
  1114. <+Shiv> desmume*
  1115. <+alex> first you suck my dick
  1116. <+alex> then you wait an hour and suck it again,fag
  1117.  
  1118. * bryan (~Gouki@ha.ha.you.think.anyone.likes.whistle) has joined #brofessionals
  1119. <&Lady_bug> ha ha
  1120. <&bryan> lol laughing at me you little shit the sun will set on your time soon enough
  1121.  
  1122. <~Earthworm> can my cat stop opening the door pleas
  1123. <~Earthworm> its really annoying
  1124.  
  1125. Phil update:
  1126.  
  1127. <~Philip7086> damn i'm good
  1128. <~Philip7086> smd now
  1129. * &whistle drops to his knees
  1130. * &whistle unbuclkles phils pants
  1131. * &whistle unbuttons his boxers
  1132. <&whistle> o wait
  1133. <&whistle> <~Philip7086> o dam, my boxers have a huge hole in them, and my dick is straight up just flopping out
  1134. * &whistle doesn't bother
  1135. * &whistle 8==========O:
  1136. * &whistle 8======O:
  1137. * &whistle 8==============O:
  1138. * &whistle 8========O:
  1139. * &whistle 8==========O:
  1140. <~Philip7086> LOL STOP
  1141. * &whistle 8==================D ~~~ O:
  1142. <&whistle> OW
  1143.  
  1144. <%Snunch> lol I hate it when random people who suck have a whole bunch of deceiving forum badges
  1145. <%Snunch> like macle and phillip7086
  1146.  
  1147. <LonelyNess> why would you join a tournament, knowing you weren't guaranteed to be on the same team, if not being on the same team would mean you would just not give a shit
  1148. <husk> constipation
  1149.  
  1150. <&tochu> last night
  1151. <&tochu> junioritos pm'd me
  1152. <&tochu> p
  1153. <&tochu> erm
  1154. <&tochu> "pssst i like penis"
  1155.  
  1156. <&Aldaron> anyway, just wanted to say....
  1157. <~Colonel_M> Go ahead
  1158. <&Aldaron> it has taken Colonel_m 3 years to write a good post
  1159. <&Aldaron> but damn it was good
  1160. <~Colonel_M> ...
  1161.  
  1162. <&Layla> where did apologies go anyway
  1163. <&atticus> all he does now is play like once a week
  1164. <&atticus> and when he does he thinks hes the fucking shit and starts trolling scof
  1165. <&atticus> and then gets banned
  1166. <&atticus> like a nigger
  1167.  
  1168. <~whistle> did anyone save kg vs indra
  1169. <~whistle> LOG TFC
  1170. <&TheFourthChaser> I don't got it
  1171. <&TheFourthChaser> I made the decision not to save
  1172. <&TheFourthChaser> after
  1173. <&TheFourthChaser> he tried to eq balloon tar
  1174.  
  1175. <@Sarenji> aldaron did you know other men's semen smells terribly
  1176.  
  1177. <Heysup> heracross banned
  1178. <Heysup> im nowhere near top 10 without heracross
  1179. <aldaron> did you run min speed heracross
  1180.  
  1181. <&makiri> have i ever steered you wrong?
  1182. <&Huy> once
  1183. <&makiri> when
  1184. <&Huy> when you deleted something under my account with the reason FAGGOTS
  1185. <&makiri> rofl
  1186. <&Huy> cathy didn't like that
  1187.  
  1188. [19:24] <%bryan> lady bug
  1189. [19:24] <+Lady_bug> bryan
  1190. [19:24] <%bryan> kiss my face
  1191. [19:24] <+Lady_bug> i don't know to respond to this
  1192. [19:24] <%bryan> the only way you know how...
  1193. [19:24] <%bryan> do it
  1194. [19:25] <+Lady_bug> stellar help
  1195. [19:25] <+Lady_bug> oh he's not here..
  1196. [19:26] <%bryan> course not
  1197. [19:26] <%bryan> id get him to do it otherwise
  1198. [19:27] <+Lady_bug> i think i better go to bed
  1199.  
  1200. <%Earthworm> you should have posted 20 seconds later LonelyNess
  1201. <%Earthworm> then you would be precisely 1 hour after your previous post
  1202. <The_Chaser> ew things like that make me think you are slightly austistic
  1203.  
  1204. http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5320/whistleowned.jpg
  1205.  
  1206. [03:45] <ILoveLiza> man I hate my mum
  1207. [03:46] <ILoveLiza> tried to interrupt my pokemon game by saying I smell and then sprayed deoderant in my mouth.
  1208.  
  1209. <&remlabmez`dgf> who plays lc
  1210. <&remlabmez`dgf> just heysup?
  1211.  
  1212. [9:14pm] Xiang: eo I don't jack off to girls either
  1213. [9:14pm] Eo: a) out of context
  1214. [9:14pm] Eo: b) who do you jack off to then
  1215. [9:14pm] Xiang: lol
  1216. [9:15pm] Xiang: i don't jack off
  1217. [9:15pm] Xiang:
  1218. [9:15pm] Xiang: (anymore)
  1219. [9:15pm] Eo: lol
  1220. [9:15pm] Eo: I won't make fun of you
  1221. [9:15pm] Eo: because I've been trying to stop
  1222. [9:15pm] Xiang: lol
  1223. [9:15pm] Eo: because I have chronic masturbation problems
  1224. [9:15pm] Xiang: uhh
  1225. [9:15pm] Xiang: what
  1226. [9:15pm] Xiang: elaborate
  1227. [9:15pm] Eo: freud would say I got stuck in the genitalia stage
  1228. [9:16pm] Xiang: uhh
  1229. [9:16pm] Eo: okay too much info?
  1230. [9:16pm] Xiang: so you're like an infant who likes to play with his penis a lot and wants to bang his mother?
  1231. [9:16pm] Eo: too much info
  1232. [9:16pm] Eo: no
  1233. [9:16pm] Eo: not the oedipus complex
  1234. [9:16pm] Eo: genital fixation
  1235. [9:16pm] Xiang: right
  1236. [9:16pm] Eo: hey you'll believe it when it starts happening to you
  1237. [9:16pm] Xiang: uhhh
  1238. [9:16pm] Xiang: no
  1239. [9:16pm] Eo: okay too much information
  1240. [9:17pm] Xiang: how about you get a girl to help you out
  1241. [9:17pm] Eo: hmmmm
  1242. [9:19pm] Xiang: eo when you get a girlfriend you like you will understand
  1243. [9:19pm] Xiang: how shitty it is to jack off by yourself
  1244. [9:19pm] Eo: xiang I already know
  1245. [9:19pm] Xiang: and every time you do it even when you're out of a relationship
  1246. [9:19pm] Eo: I'm not making fun of you
  1247. [9:19pm] Xiang: you start pitying yourself
  1248. [9:19pm] Eo: this is a genuine problem
  1249. [9:19pm] Eo: furthermore I already explained this concept
  1250. [9:19pm] Eo: to multiple people
  1251. [9:20pm] Eo: perhaps whilst jacking off
  1252. [9:20pm] iconic: nigga das gay
  1253.  
  1254. [21:52:42] * Light-Kun (~Mibbit@synIRC-6B262080.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #brofessionals
  1255. [21:53:27] <Light-Kun> BS
  1256. [21:53:38] <Light-Kun> identify niggers
  1257. [21:53:48] <Light-Kun> identify niggers
  1258. [21:53:52] <Light-Kun> identiy niggers
  1259. [21:53:59] * Light-Kun has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by whistle))
  1260. [21:53:59] -NickServ- Ghost with your nick has been killed.
  1261. [21:54:01] <&whistle> LMAO
  1262. [21:54:03] <&whistle> NO FUCKING WAY
  1263.  
  1264. <&folg> if i saw this girl
  1265. <&folg> that was eyeing me
  1266. <&folg> wat should i do
  1267. <&Bluewind> get your doryuzuu
  1268. <&Bluewind> and drill liner her
  1269.  
  1270. <&Jumpman16> i know i can do what i want when i want, this has been true for four years
  1271. <&Jumpman16> thats not how i operate though
  1272.  
  1273. [04:26:18] <&stellar> i was walking back from class and passed this black girl
  1274. [04:26:31] <&stellar> and i was thinking, "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga why you dress like a hooker"
  1275.  
  1276. Last edited by Light-Kun; Jan 27th, 2011 at 8:31:16 PM. Reason: polite
  1277.  
  1278. <Light-Kun> Light-kun is being traded away from The Congregation of the Classiest to Smogon's Greatest Brits.
  1279. <Light-Kun> FUCK YES
  1280. <Light-Kun> FUCK TE CLASSIEST
  1281. <Light-Kun> IT WAS HORRIBLE
  1282. <Light-Kun> all joel did was 9.9
  1283. <Light-Kun> THANK THE LORD
  1284. <Light-Kun> GOD IS OUT THERE
  1285.  
  1286. <Light-Kun> smogon idiots go for anything that have a tldr post
  1287. <Light-Kun> and looks smart
  1288.  
  1289. <@Scofield> whistle do you ever see a hot girl and just follow her around for a bit
  1290. <@Scofield> not even that long just an hour or two
  1291.  
  1292. <@Scofield> any other suggestions
  1293. <@Scofield> tell me now or dont get pissed afterwards
  1294. <@aldaroff> pastebin team
  1295. <@aldaroff> i'll actually look at it this time
  1296.  
  1297. <&atticus> as soon as i beat that phop nigga
  1298. <&atticus> apparently that nigga raged hard
  1299. <&atticus> he was trying so hard too
  1300. <&atticus> some PO nigga in pm was like
  1301. <&atticus> "hes looking up what mesprit sets are used on smogon"
  1302.  
  1303. <&folg> scofield
  1304. <&folg> do you add
  1305. <&folg> like
  1306. <&folg> people in your school
  1307. <&folg> that youve never talked to
  1308. <&folg> or is that weird
  1309. <&folg> cause i wanna add a few ppl
  1310. <&folg> to see their pics
  1311.  
  1312. [01:53:20] <&khoa> i had a girl told me she fucked this black nigga...it was too big for her
  1313. [01:53:32] <&clarine> best half hour of my life
  1314.  
  1315. <@Synre> both times folgorio was just like "lol choked on a giant dick again imagine that"
  1316.  
  1317. [12:54:44] * Quits: &alison (~a@slow.dumb.show.for.you) (Quit: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMBAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM)
  1318. [12:58:06] <@RamblinWreck> that's the noise that was coming from her bedroom last night
  1319.  
  1320. <%MoP> you can't pressure smurf into doing it cause
  1321. <%MoP> we all raped him in practice
  1322. <%MoP> and he deleted all his teams
  1323.  
  1324. <@aldaron> ROFL HOLY SHIT
  1325. <@aldaron> I HAVE A HILARIOUS STORY ABOUT MY STUPIDITY
  1326. <@aldaron> BUT I DONT THINK I CAN EXPLAIN IT WELL
  1327. <@aldaron> O MAN
  1328. <@aldaron> I M LAUHGING SO HARD
  1329. <@aldaron> I M SO STUPID
  1330. <@aldaron> HAHAHAH
  1331.  
  1332. <Light-Kun> BS STELLAR WAS HERE
  1333. <Light-Kun> das nigga gay
  1334. <Light-Kun> i saw his picture
  1335. <Light-Kun> he looks like harry potter
  1336.  
  1337. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> do you mind if one of your retainers does the bidding
  1338. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ("\ '' /").___..--' ' "`-._
  1339. <+LonelyNess> <rory> `ಠ_ ಠ ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`)
  1340. <+LonelyNess> <rory> (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-'
  1341. <+LonelyNess> <rory> _..`--'_. .-_/ /--'_.' .'
  1342. <+LonelyNess> <rory> (i l).-' ' ((i). ' ((!.-'arcanine
  1343. <+LonelyNess> this is what I have to deal with
  1344. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> seriously, do you mind?
  1345. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ._ o o
  1346. <+LonelyNess> <rory> \_`-)|_
  1347. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ,"" \
  1348. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## | ಠ ಠ.
  1349. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## ,-\__ `.
  1350. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," / `--._;)
  1351. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## / ," ## /rapidash
  1352. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> That's a fucking giraffe
  1353. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> ANYWAY stop acting high and just answer me
  1354.  
  1355. <@junioritos> i just remembered i beat you one time in a team vag
  1356. <@junioritos> ..
  1357. <@junioritos> tournament*
  1358.  
  1359. <@stellar> im talking abotu the time you called me a pussy and i quit from august itl decemebt
  1360.  
  1361. <&zerowing> we should send eachother vials of our cum
  1362.  
  1363. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1364. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1365. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1366. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1367. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1368. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1369. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1370. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1371. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1372. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1373. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1374. [02:26:34] <&khoa> -
  1375. [02:26:36] <&khoa> o
  1376. [02:26:44] <~Philip7086> lol
  1377. [02:26:52] <~Philip7086> i only see one ping from goof
  1378. [02:26:55] <~Philip7086> idk what's going on
  1379. [02:26:58] <~Philip7086> bs internet
  1380. [02:27:11] <&junioritos> (he pasted it a few billion times)
  1381.  
  1382. [11:29:08] <@PKGaming> 252/0 Chansey takes "59.9% - 70.7%" from +2 Focus Blast
  1383. [11:29:10] * bryan has kicked PKGaming from #dreamworld (no 9.9 PKGaming)
  1384.  
  1385. <&apologies> apologies: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1386. <&apologies> apologies: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1387. <&apologies> LizardMan Test 23: You aren't even Apologies.
  1388. <&apologies> see im famous
  1389.  
  1390. <&Scofield> i want it to be mysterious
  1391. <&Scofield> in fact i dont even want girls to know my sexual orientation
  1392. <&Scofield> until its too late
  1393.  
  1394. <&Layla> http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/002/cache/polar-bears_242_600x450.jpg aw
  1395. <&Scofield> all thats missing from that pic is a bottle of coke
  1396.  
  1397. [04:50:30] <Chaser> i talked about u scof
  1398. [04:50:45] <&Scofield> nice things of course, right chaser
  1399. [04:50:58] <Chaser> toilet
  1400.  
  1401. <&panamaxis> reminds me of you whistle
  1402. <&panamaxis> he's a bit downy
  1403.  
  1404. <Neonian> and i heard of some girl called je-a
  1405. <Neonian> where you pronounce the - as "dash"
  1406. <Neonian> "cause the dash don't be silent"
  1407.  
  1408. <+Scofield> fishy, tell me how old your sister is already
  1409. <Fishy> no???
  1410.  
  1411. <&Eo> http://www.facebook.com/pages/MLIC-My-Life-Is-Chick/151876058157709
  1412. <&Eo> I don't get it
  1413. <&Eo> help
  1414. <~whistle> my life is chick isnt even a website
  1415. <&Eo> it is
  1416. <&Eo> but it's only accessible from the kitchen
  1417.  
  1418. <+JohnMayer> aaajajajajaa
  1419. <+JohnMayer> err
  1420. <+JohnMayer> ahahahaha*
  1421.  
  1422. <&panamaxis> why do phils stories always end in him winning or getting haxed out of a win?
  1423.  
  1424. <+reyscarface> im not c/ping from wikipedia ever again
  1425. <+reyscarface> best part is the teacher said he wouldnt fail me if i had used quotes
  1426. <+reyscarface> to reference it as cites
  1427. <+reyscarface> next time im just starting and ending it with ""s
  1428. <+reyscarface> fuck it
  1429. <&Jumpman16> no you arent
  1430. <+reyscarface> yeah im not
  1431.  
  1432. <Fishy> merry christmas everyone, have a lovely holiday!!!!
  1433. * locopoke inserts his seed into fishy
  1434. <Fishy> okay I hope your christmas is shit
  1435. * Fishy has quit (Quit: )
  1436.  
  1437. [06:37:19] * BlueKirby (~rubix@its.me.bk) has joined #brofessionals
  1438. [06:37:19] * BarackObama sets mode +a #brofessionals BlueKirby
  1439. [06:37:19] * BarackObama gives channel operator status to BlueKirby
  1440. [06:37:30] >@#brofessionals< die bk
  1441. [06:37:48] <&whistle> i figure if i do it enough times one of these times it might work..
  1442. [06:38:18] <&BlueKirby> nope
  1443. [06:38:19] <&BlueKirby> sorry
  1444. [06:38:37] <panamaxis> whistle's dating philosophy
  1445. [06:38:55] <&BlueKirby> many drink-covered shirts later ...
  1446.  
  1447. whistle: this kid is the only one who still makes tang jokes
  1448. TheFourthChaser: das rite
  1449. The_Chaser: its tfcs only joke
  1450. The_Chaser: apart from himself
  1451.  
  1452. [12:41am] Farmer: next time
  1453. [12:41am] Farmer: im laddering under phil has a little dick
  1454. [12:41am] Farmer: So i can confirm he has one.
  1455.  
  1456. (15:29:23) jet: battle anyone
  1457. (15:29:32) +Reverb: don't ask for battles in the main chat
  1458. (15:29:46) jet: shut up u queer
  1459.  
  1460. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> Smogon is notorious for only picking the best battlers to become mods.
  1461. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
  1462. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> whistle sent out Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
  1463.  
  1464. NSFW but hilarious: http://i50.tinypic.com/rvvuyb.jpg
  1465.  
  1466. [18:42:37] * Hipmonlee slaps iconic around a bit with a large trout
  1467. [18:42:40] <@Hipmonlee> fuck
  1468.  
  1469. <&Scofield> where girls post their pics and guys jizz on them and post the pics
  1470. <&Gouki> lol scof seriously
  1471. <&Gouki> how ddi you ever come across that forum/thread
  1472. <&Scofield> i was browsing the fetishes forum of the website
  1473. <&Scofield> and its the thread with the most posts
  1474. <&Scofield> i just like reading about different fetishes, i wasnt even looking at porn
  1475. <&panamaxis> lol i love the use of browsing there
  1476. <&panamaxis> it really makes it
  1477. <&panamaxis> just broooooowsing the fetish forums
  1478. <&Scofield> you never wiki fetishes?
  1479.  
  1480. [01:39:04] <~Philip7086> this is my favorite so far, i love how you made it look like im in them idst of sucking you off! the cum got in my eye a little, but im ok!
  1481.  
  1482. <&Scofield> did you stalk her
  1483. <&Gouki> fuck off lol
  1484. <&Gouki> god no
  1485. <&Scofield> i told you guys stalking works
  1486.  
  1487. [09:35:19] <+notdak> np buzzcocks
  1488. [09:39:54] <@Gouki> lol buzzcocks
  1489. [09:39:58] <@Gouki> so awful
  1490. [09:40:14] <@Gouki> gutars were poor and the fucking bassist was worthless
  1491. [09:41:14] <EeveeTrainer> im banning gouki
  1492. [09:41:23] <EeveeTrainer> permanently
  1493. [09:41:24] <@Gouki> ?
  1494. [09:41:29] <@Gouki> you a fan lol
  1495.  
  1496. [08:52:31] * Earthworm|Away is now known as Earthworm
  1497. [08:52:39] <Badal> eathrowm
  1498. [08:58:43] <dak> no
  1499.  
  1500. <&Scofield> but i couldnt get past blissey..
  1501. <&elizabeth> tspikes
  1502. <&mireille> or something with explosion
  1503. <&Lady_bug> OR TOXIC SUB PROTECT DUGTRIO
  1504.  
  1505. [05:36:03] <%JabbaTheGriffin> gouki has a thing for niggerlips
  1506. [05:36:21] <%MoP> i'm well aware that he does in fact get aroused by jynx
  1507. [05:36:37] <@Gouki> nah shes an ice queen
  1508. [05:36:38] <@Gouki> not my type
  1509.  
  1510. [14:51:16] <&DougJustDoug> Shay Laren looks kinda dopey. Does she have some downs syndrome or something like that?
  1511.  
  1512. [01:46:36] <Calm_Pokemaster> can someone please link me to an animated gif of Sazandora?
  1513. [01:47:26] <Calm_Pokemaster> someone?
  1514. [01:47:36] <%khoa> www.google.com
  1515. [01:50:46] <Calm_Pokemaster> thanks, got the animated gif
  1516.  
  1517. [00:46:41] <DABOSS> lol hasire i joined his cod game killed him then left the game
  1518. [00:46:45] <DABOSS> 20 min later he deleted me from his friends list
  1519.  
  1520. <~am> what about
  1521. <~am> 10000000000000000000000000000000 pounds
  1522. <~am> would you suck
  1523. <~am> several dicks
  1524. <~am> for that amount
  1525. <~am> AT ONCE
  1526. <@Earthworm> possibly
  1527. <@Earthworm> its worth it
  1528. <@Earthworm> for sure
  1529. <~am> when asked
  1530. <~am> how you obtained the money
  1531. <~am> would you reply i made a deal with the devil
  1532. <~am> what would you say
  1533. <@Earthworm> i would say an opportunity shine down from heaven
  1534.  
  1535. [03:50:06] <~Philip7086> scof
  1536. [03:50:12] <~Philip7086> would you fuck a rat if it had a human pussy?
  1537. [03:50:30] <&mireille> phil
  1538. [03:50:33] <&mireille> does it have human boobs
  1539. [03:50:42] <~Philip7086> h/o don't raise the bar
  1540. [03:50:46] <~Philip7086> i wanna see scof's response
  1541. [03:51:15] <~Philip7086> scof must be perplexed
  1542. [03:51:18] <&elizabeth> hes thinking
  1543. [03:51:21] <&elizabeth> considering the pros and cons
  1544. [03:51:27] <&Scofield> you mean a rat like the animal or like a snitch
  1545. [03:51:32] <~Philip7086> on one hand.. it's a dirty fucking rat
  1546. [03:51:36] <~Philip7086> on the other... it's a human pussy
  1547. [03:52:43] <&elizabeth> so whats the answer
  1548. [03:53:23] <&Scofield> nah it needs at least 2 useable holes
  1549. [03:53:25] <&Scofield> then we can talk
  1550.  
  1551. [01:10:25] <&panamaxis> I do believe the suggestive evidence however from my own checks that Asians do have average penis length some where close to 5 inches
  1552. [01:11:09] <&panamaxis> "c'mon man it's for science"
  1553.  
  1554. [15:44:29] <+Scofield> man pre team selection completely renders zoroark useless =(
  1555. [15:45:05] <drcossack> Scofield - that's not the only thing. Incorrect SR damage, ability activation messages missing
  1556. ...
  1557. [15:46:27] <+Scofield> vappy gets NP now?
  1558. [15:46:32] <drcossack> it does?
  1559. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon used Nasty Plot!
  1560. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon's Sp. Att. sharply rose!
  1561. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> Heatran used Taunt!
  1562. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon fell for the taunt!
  1563. [15:46:42] <+Scofield> and it outsped tran
  1564. [15:46:49] <+Scofield> ohhh
  1565.  
  1566. <&remlabmez> http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9067/hilariousphotos40.jpg
  1567.  
  1568. <&atticus> junior
  1569. <&atticus> can you stop sending me gay pms
  1570. <&atticus> that would be fantastic
  1571.  
  1572. [02:17:58] <&Earthworm> Country of origin Ethiopia
  1573. [02:17:59] <&Earthworm> wtf
  1574. [02:18:16] <&Earthworm> i saw that then closed it
  1575.  
  1576. [02:12] <&aldaron> yo whistle make a youtube vid of you jacking off with guile's theme in the background
  1577. [02:12] <&aldaron> that would go viral instantly
  1578. [02:12] <~BlueKirby> he wouldnt make it to the end of the theme song
  1579. ...
  1580. [02:18] <&aldaron> fuck i totally ruined guile's song gdi
  1581. [02:19] <&aldaron> i'm picturing whistle scrunching his face jacking off in slow motion to the song witih a strobe light in the background
  1582.  
  1583. <@Sarenji> i went into my room
  1584. <@Sarenji> it was dark
  1585. <@Sarenji> i farted
  1586. <@Sarenji> then turned on the light
  1587. <@Sarenji> and what do i see but my roommate's gf in his bed...
  1588.  
  1589. <&Huy> i heard my across the hall neighbors yelling
  1590. <&Huy> "WHY DIDNT YOU PULL OUT!?"
  1591.  
  1592. [03:00:38] <LoveDestiny> there are 3 things that i am truly scared of
  1593. [03:00:45] <LoveDestiny> 1)my penis gets sexually touched
  1594. [03:00:57] <LoveDestiny> 2)my penis/balls gets ripped or cut out
  1595. [03:01:01] <LoveDestiny> 3)I get butt raped
  1596. [03:01:10] <panamaxis> you might want to add to #1
  1597.  
  1598. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> you tell me i need to go to therapy because i'd rather have a civilized conversation than an argument
  1599. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> how fucking stupid can you be
  1600. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> why do you think i'm mad when i'm perfectly fine what the fuck is wrong with you
  1601. [22:41] <+JabbaTheGriffin> just because we all don't want to have arguments all the time
  1602. [22:42] <+jrrrr|^_^> JabbaTheGriffin i was never even arguing with you
  1603. [22:42] <+jrrrr|^_^> i said that adv is the worst gen and you flipped out at me for arguing with you
  1604. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> no i got mad because you fucking peppered every single place on that server with
  1605. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> "adv is the worst generation"
  1606. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> how many times do you think you need to say it before people on the server realize you don't like adv
  1607. [22:43] <+jrrrr|^_^> i hope you arent like this irl JabbaTheGriffin
  1608. [22:43] <+jrrrr|^_^> no wonder why your girlfriend left you
  1609. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> that's it never fucking talk to me again you stupid faggot
  1610.  
  1611. <Scofield> i actually cant post on gfaqs for the next month
  1612. <Scofield> too many kate beckinsale topics
  1613.  
  1614. Scofield: use the find tab for battles otherwise i will ban you
  1615.  
  1616. [06:37:09] <~Philip7086> i'm sitting there playing you
  1617. [06:37:29] <~Philip7086> all of a sudden, the glass window right in front of me shatters
  1618. [06:37:32] <~Philip7086> sounds like a fucking gun shot
  1619. [06:37:33] <&rems`laptop> WTF
  1620. [06:37:36] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1621. [06:37:38] <~Philip7086> i froze dude
  1622. [06:37:43] <~Philip7086> that's the most scared i've ever been in my life
  1623. [06:37:43] <&rems`laptop> wow holy fuck
  1624. [06:37:47] <&rems`laptop> damn man
  1625. [06:37:49] <&rems`laptop> wtf happend
  1626. [06:37:53] <~Philip7086> i think it was a gunshot, but i can't find the bullet anywhere
  1627. [06:38:08] <&rems`laptop> uhh what the hell
  1628. [06:38:11] <~Philip7086> that was the first time in my life i screamed in fear and froze and couldn't move man
  1629. [06:38:13] <&rems`laptop> where is your xbox
  1630. [06:38:19] <~Philip7086> livingroom
  1631. [06:38:23] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1632. [06:38:25] <&rems`laptop> did you call
  1633. [06:38:26] <&rems`laptop> the police
  1634. [06:38:30] <&rems`laptop> what did you have to do
  1635. [06:38:31] <~Philip7086> dude, then the security came like 5 mins later
  1636. [06:38:38] <~Philip7086> said they heard a loud noise, and saw some nigga running
  1637. [06:38:41] <~Philip7086> so they came to check it out
  1638. [06:38:54] <~Philip7086> i had to file a police report n shit
  1639. [06:39:01] <~Philip7086> dude shattered glass everyfuckingwhere
  1640. [06:39:04] <&rems`laptop> damn thats crazy
  1641. [06:39:05] <&rems`laptop> wow
  1642. [06:39:12] <&rems`laptop> thats so random too
  1643. [06:39:17] <&rems`laptop> it was only your apartment?
  1644. [06:39:18] <~Philip7086> yeah it really is dude
  1645. [06:39:21] <~Philip7086> yup
  1646. [06:39:24] <&rems`laptop> wtf
  1647. [06:39:32] <~Philip7086> like, i don't even talk to anybody in SLO man
  1648. [06:39:35] <~Philip7086> i keep to myself n shit
  1649. [06:39:42] <~Philip7086> i dont have any enemies here
  1650. [06:39:45] <&rems`laptop> damn man what the heck
  1651. [06:39:46] <~Philip7086> like...
  1652. [06:39:48] <~Philip7086> ugh
  1653. [06:39:48] <&rems`laptop> so do you gotta sleep
  1654. [06:39:50] <&rems`laptop> with a busted ass window
  1655. [06:39:51] <&rems`laptop> now
  1656. [06:39:53] <~Philip7086> yup
  1657. [06:40:00] <~Philip7086> gotta tell management in the morning they said
  1658. [06:40:07] <~Philip7086> =/
  1659. [06:40:07] <&rems`laptop> god damn
  1660. [06:40:13] <~Philip7086> i was so scared man, i swear
  1661. [06:40:21] <~Philip7086> we still can't find whatever it was that they used to break the
  1662. window
  1663. [06:40:30] <~Philip7086> and i know he didn't punch it or anything, or else i would've seen the guy right in front
  1664. [06:40:35] <&rems`laptop> did the security try and figure it out?
  1665. [06:40:39] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1666. [06:40:46] <~Philip7086> one of them chased after the guy apparently
  1667. [06:40:47] <&rems`laptop> man thats crazy
  1668. [06:40:47] <~Philip7086> but lost him
  1669. [06:40:50] <&rems`laptop> ahh
  1670. [06:40:54] <~Philip7086> and like the police department came n shit
  1671. [06:41:09] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1672. [06:41:10] <~Philip7086> dude i was literally scared stiff
  1673. [06:41:15] <&rems`laptop> haha
  1674. [06:41:16] <~Philip7086> and i was like shaking n shit
  1675. [06:41:24] <&rems`laptop> man i never been like that
  1676. [06:41:28] <~Philip7086> i held up my figh stick to shield me, lol
  1677. [06:41:42] <&rems`laptop> LOL
  1678. [06:41:45] <&rems`laptop> like a boss nigga
  1679. [06:41:53] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1680. [06:41:56] <~Philip7086> dude i thought it was a gun man i swear
  1681. [06:41:57] <~Philip7086> it probably wasn't
  1682. [06:42:02] <~Philip7086> but like, jesus fucking christ
  1683. [06:42:07] <&rems`laptop> seems like it was random vandalism
  1684. [06:42:12] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1685. [06:42:16] <~Philip7086> but there's no rock or anything
  1686. [06:42:23] <~Philip7086> so like... idk what could have done it
  1687. [06:42:28] <~Philip7086> and like the glass fucking FLEW
  1688. [06:42:32] <~Philip7086> all the way across my apartment
  1689. [06:42:41] <~Philip7086> so it was a really powerful blow
  1690. [06:43:05] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1691. [06:43:10] <&rems`laptop> did it land all over you and shit
  1692. [06:43:15] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1693. [06:43:20] <&rems`laptop> man who knows what the fuck it was
  1694. [06:43:31] <~Philip7086> dude the glass flew like 20 feet
  1695. [06:44:02] <~Philip7086> i'm like still shaky man
  1696. [06:44:03] <~Philip7086> =/
  1697. [06:44:07] <~Philip7086> that was the most scared i've ever been
  1698. [06:44:24] <~Philip7086> i was seriously sitting, waiting for some dude to show up, stick a gun through the hole and shoot me
  1699. [06:44:35] <~Philip7086> i really thought i was going to die
  1700. [06:44:42] <&rems`laptop> did you shit your pants nigga
  1701. [06:44:44] <&rems`laptop> dont be ashame
  1702. [06:44:59] <&Earthworm> lol
  1703. [06:45:05] <&Earthworm> i am undefeated today with a suicune weak tea
  1704. [06:45:06] <&Earthworm> m
  1705. [06:45:23] <&Earthworm> nobody has used a suicune
  1706.  
  1707. <locopoke> I hear PokemonExperte uses Rotom-H to burn jews
  1708. <Heysup> I am offended
  1709. <locopoke> Heysup as long as you refrain from playing OU you're fine
  1710. <locopoke> they can't get you in UU
  1711.  
  1712. Dbest69: how do we challenge earthworm?
  1713. Dbest69: yeah but he's not accepting challenges
  1714. Dbest69: must be pussy
  1715.  
  1716. <reyscarface> no spics
  1717. <reyscarface> specs*
  1718.  
  1719. <&Aldaron> i just got an erection at work
  1720. <&Aldaron> o i'm looking at porn
  1721. <&Aldaron> LOL supervisor just walked in
  1722. <&Aldaron> old fat 50 year old dude
  1723.  
  1724. <%MoP> ipl is probably a very good blackjack player
  1725. <%MoP> "sir you have 12"
  1726. <%MoP> HIT HIT HIT
  1727. <%MoP> "sir you have 18"
  1728. <%MoP> nah stay
  1729.  
  1730. <sprinkles> i just got a chicks number over chat roullete =]
  1731. <sprinkles> and got flashed
  1732. <sprinkles> im happy
  1733.  
  1734. <&aldaron> O GOD DAMMIT
  1735. <&aldaron> MY DAY JUST RUINED
  1736. <&aldaron> FUCK
  1737. <&aldaron> i click stark mountain...
  1738. <&aldaron> and see umbarsc has clicked recently...
  1739.  
  1740. <reyscarface> does your PC have to be on to host a server
  1741. <reyscarface> or just the internet
  1742.  
  1743. <Alchemator> sds don't take this the wrong way
  1744. <Alchemator> but
  1745. <Alchemator> are you gay?
  1746.  
  1747. <~Scofield> when i borrow a magazine from the library they never want it back
  1748.  
  1749. <&Scofield> once i was about to win a battle and then a friend came over
  1750. <&Scofield> and i was too embarassed to open up the window and enter in the last move
  1751. <&Scofield> so i timed out and lost
  1752.  
  1753. <@stellar> megan fox got replaced
  1754. <@stellar> for transformers 3
  1755. <@Sarenji> why
  1756. <@stellar> idk but the new girl looks like a olsen twin who fattened up then her face got hit by a bus
  1757.  
  1758. <@husk> so in all seriousness was IPL running from the cops when he stayed with ganondorf
  1759.  
  1760. <@jumpluff> i save dick pics too just in case
  1761. <@jumpluff> and you never know when it'll come in handy
  1762.  
  1763. <&Scofield> http://twitter.com/Y_Strahovski
  1764. <&Scofield> so excited
  1765. <&whistle> excited for what
  1766. <&Scofield> shes on twitter
  1767. <&Scofield> now i can know what shes doing 24/7
  1768.  
  1769. <&goofball> its just liket his chick i saw, she looked extra fine with sunglasses on
  1770. <&goofball> she took them off
  1771. <&goofball> i was like OH HELL NAW.
  1772.  
  1773. <&goofball> well covering the eyes always make girls appear younger
  1774. <&Gouki> thats 2 birds with 1 stone for ipl
  1775.  
  1776. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/GEY.jpg
  1777. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/AHAHA3.jpg
  1778. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/lolololo.jpg
  1779.  
  1780. <&Aldaron> man fuck whistle
  1781. <&Aldaron> i've been saying chink with like reckless abandon lately
  1782. <&Aldaron> i have a lot of chink friends
  1783. <&Aldaron> i almost said at a dinner with parents once
  1784. <&Aldaron> i was like "whoa"
  1785. * Scofield has quit (Quit: im so offended)
  1786.  
  1787. <&Priscilla> and my dad is old and like beluga whale size
  1788. <&Atticus> how big is beluga size
  1789. <&Priscilla> idk but hes easily 150kg +
  1790. <&Atticus> god dayum
  1791. <&Priscilla> im not even kidding
  1792. <&Atticus> does he wear those moo moo things
  1793. <&Priscilla> i dont know wher ehe even gets clothes
  1794. <&Priscilla> im GLAD he doesnt
  1795. <&Priscilla> he is
  1796. <&Priscilla> scary naked
  1797. <&Priscilla> seriously
  1798. <&Atticus> rofl
  1799. <&Atticus> hahahah
  1800. <&B-Lulz> youve seen your dad naked
  1801. <&B-Lulz> ...
  1802. <&Priscilla> ya i walked in on him the other day in fact
  1803.  
  1804. <&Atticus> is your brother plump
  1805. <&Priscilla> hes like sprinkles-size
  1806.  
  1807. <@Jimbo> but you're an indian....
  1808. <@ToF> ok guess what
  1809. <@ToF> fuck your ou smog article
  1810. <@ToF> dumbass bitch
  1811.  
  1812. <&Gouki> LotusPirate says:
  1813. <&Gouki> *do they have that white guy just so he can take the free shots
  1814.  
  1815. <@Sarenji> chocolate tastes even better after 1 week of not tasting it and after cuddling a girl
  1816. <+aldaron> lol
  1817. <+aldaron> wow you are so gay right now
  1818.  
  1819. <@Sk> one of my friends on facebook has his dog as a child
  1820. <@Sk> he's weird
  1821. <@Sk> got a credit card for the first time and went over the limit buying sex toys
  1822.  
  1823. <&priscillafk> itc atticus proves you don't have to be gay to be a faggot
  1824.  
  1825. <@Stellar> its already been a yaer
  1826. <@Stellar> since my fiasco
  1827. <@Stellar> with making a new facebook and adding my roommate
  1828. <@Stellar> only to see i had selected interested in men
  1829.  
  1830. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Alice ?
  1831. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Are you a sort of transexual ?
  1832. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Taking appearance of woman on day and man sometimes ?
  1833. [22:08] <Alice> ...
  1834. [22:08] <Alice> i'm a girl
  1835.  
  1836. <&The_Chaser> have a look at point buy an tell me some good underdogs
  1837. <&The_Chaser> i thought legenedary_07 dunno
  1838. <&The_Chaser> you know like very battler
  1839.  
  1840. <&panamaxis> ok i just thought of something really gay
  1841. <&panamaxis> like unbelievably gay
  1842.  
  1843. <alex> i cant think of anything but cock
  1844.  
  1845. <@Loki> SHUT THE FUK UP EO UT MORTUS
  1846. <@Loki> hahahahahhaha
  1847. <@Loki> sorry dude youre a good guy but it sounded funny
  1848.  
  1849. <%JabbaTheGriffin> i'm only gonna break break break break break your heart
  1850. <JA> yo jabba who sings that song?
  1851. <%JabbaTheGriffin> taio cruz and ludacris
  1852. <JA> lets keep it that way
  1853.  
  1854. <Scofield> can another mod get on shoddy, i gotta use the bathroom and stuff
  1855. <Scofield> im taking my laptop with me
  1856. <Scofield> but moderating shoddy tightens my sphincter
  1857. <Scofield> so its counter productive
  1858.  
  1859. <@Sk> i once threw a baby sheep into a deep ass pool of water
  1860. <@Sk> it didn't come back up for minutes
  1861. <@Loki> lol wtf sk
  1862. <@Sk> i was like 6 sorry
  1863.  
  1864. (many months later)
  1865. <@Sk> whistle can you put a comment in your quotes thing saying the sheep didn't die
  1866. <@Sk> everyone thinks it died
  1867.  
  1868. <@aldaroff> he does but i spent like 30 man hours helping mal / sarenji / tof / gmax with teams
  1869. <@Loki> how long was the session on choking
  1870.  
  1871. <@Ciele> what ever became of that text the other day scofield?
  1872. <~Scofield> i asked her what color panties she was wearing and she said she wasnt wearing any
  1873. <~Scofield> i told her i didnt believe her and for her to send me pics
  1874. <~Scofield> she called me a pervert and stopped responding
  1875.  
  1876. <&Lady_bug> when i decided to use lady bug i didnt even know what it means
  1877.  
  1878. <&Farmer> i remember the first time i saw meatspin
  1879. <&Farmer> my mom was in the room
  1880.  
  1881. <&Scofield> god damn my gfaqs account got purged
  1882. <&Scofield> damn all my alts are banned too for making too many kate beckinsale topics
  1883.  
  1884. <&atticus> joshe is the white mandigo
  1885. <&jumpluff> yes i do know because ive read / seen pisc -.-
  1886.  
  1887. <reyscarface> i have Windows 64
  1888.  
  1889. [14:13] <+Colonel_M> Aside from ALDARON interrupting with spelling on the internet, nothing controversial was discussed. We reached agreement, and thus peace restored in the internet.
  1890. [14:14] <+RBG> i know you're trying to be funny
  1891. [14:14] <+RBG> but your not
  1892. [14:15] <+Colonel_M> Meh I know I'm not funny.
  1893. [14:15] <+Colonel_M> That isn't anything new.
  1894.  
  1895. [01:18] <%Gouki> pretty sure i destroyed him then got lucked in thr frontier rematch
  1896. [01:18] <%Gouki> so this is 3 straight ridic luck matches
  1897. [01:18] <%Gouki> how fun
  1898. [01:18] <%Gouki> and i know hes here
  1899. [01:19] <+MoP> also when people talk trash about you when you're here, that means they really dont give a fuck
  1900. [01:19] <+MoP> cause you are in fact, trash
  1901.  
  1902. [01:14] <%Gouki> no skill trash
  1903. [01:14] <%Gouki> what else is new
  1904. [01:14] <%Gouki> or old in this case
  1905. [01:16] <Scofield> atticus?
  1906.  
  1907. <&Bluewind> because my life isn't limited to smogon folgorio
  1908. <&Bluewind> also i have internet
  1909. <&Folgorio> idk how to translate that well tho
  1910. <&Bluewind> and i don't go to puerto rican schools
  1911. <&Folgorio> lol
  1912. <&Eo> spanish suck
  1913. <&Folgorio> forgive me
  1914. <&Bluewind> that have extracurricular activities of mowing lawn and sewing
  1915. <&Folgorio> for not getting educated
  1916. <&Bluewind> *done with rant*
  1917.  
  1918. [04:23:05] <Earthworm> whistle can your irc client do this
  1919. [04:23:07] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 18secs
  1920. [04:23:27] <Earthworm> that is my comquter's up time
  1921. [04:23:42] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 52secs
  1922. [04:23:42] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 53secs
  1923. [04:23:43] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 54secs
  1924. [04:23:44] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 55secs
  1925.  
  1926. [22:58] <aldaron> i'm not a citizen
  1927. [23:00] <Scofield> so now you cant ever commit a felony
  1928. [23:02] <whistle> lol
  1929. [23:03] <Scofield> im being serious, you know how easy it is to commit a felony
  1930. [23:03] <Scofield> i read this story about this guy who stole a box of baseball cards
  1931. [23:03] <Scofield> one of em was work half a million dollars
  1932. [23:03] <Scofield> bam grand theft