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  1. 8/22/2015
  2.  
  3. <@dice> how'd u get the point of slapping it
  4. * @Darqus (~Alleneby@63FA6343.73670197.E0DB59A8.IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 188 seconds)
  5. <@dice> that takes some audacity
  6. <&Quincy_Quagsire> nobody who WAS there
  7. <Earthwarm> Waste.
  8. <&Quincy_Quagsire> idk
  9. <&Quincy_Quagsire> at the time
  10. <@dice> i've never slapped a chicks ass
  11. <@dice> randomly
  12. <~dodrio> did she enjoy it
  13. <&Quincy_Quagsire> I thought it was like a mating call
  14. <&Quincy_Quagsire> or something
  15.  
  16. 3/2/2014
  17.  
  18. <&Earthworm> WTF @ MY INTERNET
  19. <&Earthworm> ok
  20. <&Earthworm> i hope it works now
  21. <&Earthworm> i added
  22. <&Earthworm> a password
  23. <&Earthworm> to my router
  24. <&Earthworm> =/
  25. <&Earthworm> cos idk how we woulda used 6GB Today.
  26. <~Noelle> u have an unprotected network?
  27. <~Noelle> had*
  28. <&Earthworm> yea
  29. <&Earthworm> i named it VIRUS tho
  30. <&Earthworm> to dissuade potential hijackers of my network
  31.  
  32. [22:42:37] <&Earthworm|Away> lol
  33. [22:52:20] <~Earthwarm|Away> lol
  34. [22:54:43] <~Earthwrom> Don't be scared to love, if you don't feel pretty enough or handsome enough just no somebody out there loves you just for you! - Lil B
  35. [23:03:22] <the_pugilist> help this channel has worms.
  36.  
  37. [23:37:02] <the_pugilist> Q. why did earthworm need a change of clothes?
  38. [23:37:08] <the_pugilist> A. he soiled himself
  39.  
  40. * cbb removes ban on ctc!*@*
  41. * cbb invited CTC into the channel.
  42. * CTC (Mibbit@synIRC-28428883.woh.res.rr.com) has joined #alpharuiners
  43. <CTC> cbb suck my fucking dick
  44. <CTC> faggot
  45. <@cbb> :]
  46. <CTC> i hope u get aids
  47. <CTC> and die
  48. * CTC (Mibbit@synIRC-28428883.woh.res.rr.com) has left #alpharuiners
  49.  
  50. [23:12:33] <@Deidara> Hm wonder if this name dropped
  51. [23:12:45] * Deidara is now known as Scofield
  52. [23:13:19] <@Scofield> Lmao nice
  53. [23:13:50] <@Scofield> Lets see who I can confuse with this.
  54. [23:19:06] <@Scofield> Don't reveal this is me pls imma troll mcm and stuff later
  55. [23:19:26] <@Scofield> Changing vhost to ooooh.kate
  56. [23:21:10] <@FOLGORIO> whoa.
  57. [23:21:11] <@FOLGORIO> its scofield
  58. [23:21:13] <@FOLGORIO> hello
  59. [23:21:26] <@FOLGORIO> wait
  60. [23:21:27] <@FOLGORIO> F*ck u guys
  61. [23:21:29] <@FOLGORIO> jerks
  62. [23:21:29] <@FOLGORIO> lol
  63.  
  64. <@makiri> uh
  65. <@makiri> ipl
  66. <@makiri> and a bunch of smogoners
  67. <@makiri> were at this park thing
  68. <@makiri> mingot and his daughter were there
  69. <@makiri> she was like 13/14
  70. <@makiri> and there was a fountain in the area that i guess some people were playing in or something
  71. <@makiri> and ipl told her to get her shirt wet
  72. <Guest12982> fucking pokemon trainers...
  73. <Guest12982> trying to find pokemon in any body of water
  74. <@BAIKA> rofl
  75. <@BAIKA> for real
  76. <@BAIKA> this is the first i heard this
  77. <@BAIKA> what happened after
  78. <@makiri> mingot didnt know that happened i guess
  79. <@makiri> and we told him a day later
  80. <@makiri> and he kinda freaked out
  81. <@Earthweed> LOL
  82. <@makiri> said if he saw ipl near her he would kill him or something
  83. <@makiri> keep in mind
  84. <@makiri> ipl also brought a girl on the trip
  85. <@makiri> but showed no interest in her at all
  86. <@Earthweed> oh my fuckin god
  87. <@Earthweed> whats he like irl
  88. <@makiri> she was actually pretty good looking
  89. <Guest12982> a magikarp
  90. <@makiri> and over 18
  91. <Guest12982> he tried to splash at mingot's daughter
  92. <Guest12982> iirc
  93. <@makiri> hes quiet as fuck
  94. <@makiri> doesnt say anything
  95. <@makiri> just creepin
  96. <Guest12982> karp...karp...karp..
  97. <Guest12982> karp....
  98.  
  99. <&uragg> my electrical engineering lab partner
  100. <&uragg> is so f*cking hot
  101. <&uragg> it is ridiculous
  102. <&uragg> like she is so hot
  103. <&uragg> i feel bad for talking to her
  104.  
  105. <~Stellar> so my sister has had
  106. <~Stellar> two really racist moments
  107. <~Stellar> but with one of her black teammates
  108. <~Stellar> one time we were driving in the car to a game
  109. <~Stellar> with the black friend in the back seat
  110. <~Stellar> this black driver cuts my sister off
  111. <~Stellar> and hse yells UGH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
  112. <~Stellar> the other time she was talking about going to the pool and turned to her friend
  113. <~Stellar> nad was like
  114. <~Stellar> "wait can you swim"
  115. <~Stellar> also baika on monday my mom wished me happy nig day [EN: this is two days after Martin Luther King Day]
  116. <~Stellar> to put things in perspective
  117. <@BAIKA> damn
  118. <@BAIKA> my parents are just afraid of black people
  119. <@BAIKA> but they aren't outwardly racist
  120. <Guest56473> lol mine too
  121. <Guest56473> my grounded me for letting black ppl into our hosue
  122. <Guest56473> when i was 13
  123. <Guest56473> my mom*
  124. <@BAIKA> last time i brought a black person anywhere near my house was in junior high
  125. <~Stellar> mop your mom is probably a secret homeland security informant
  126. <@BAIKA> and i got yelled at for hanging out with people that are 3 times my size
  127. <Guest56473> well she basically got our neighbor departed yesterday
  128. <Guest56473> well i assume that's what's gonna happen
  129.  
  130. [15:58:57] <&BAIKA> i remember when i first started playing
  131. [15:59:00] <&BAIKA> i misread his name
  132. [15:59:05] <&BAIKA> and called him imperfectfuck
  133. [15:59:09] <&BAIKA> he banned me
  134. [15:59:11] <&BAIKA> :(
  135.  
  136. <&BAIKA> blightbringer
  137. <&BAIKA> what mischeif have you be causing
  138. <&BAIKA> in your daily life
  139. <killallblacks1996> none
  140. <killallblacks1996> im too old for that shite
  141. <killallblacks1996> im matured now
  142. <killallblacks1996> trying to get into political office
  143. <killallblacks1996> so i can ship these freaky monkeys back to africa
  144.  
  145. [20:13] <&Delta2777> man pokemon is pretty cool
  146. [20:13] <&Delta2777> you can choose from like
  147. [20:13] <&Delta2777> 700 Pokemon
  148. [20:13] <&Delta2777> and make a team of 6
  149. [20:13] <&Delta2777> with any moves you want
  150. [20:13] <&Delta2777> and any items etc
  151. [20:13] <&Delta2777> and your only objective
  152. [20:13] <&Delta2777> is to win
  153. [20:13] <&Delta2777> p. crazy
  154. [20:15] * &Zebraiken (p@ni.c) Quit (Quit: )
  155. [20:34] <&Bleuwind> ...
  156. [20:34] <&Heist> lol
  157. [20:34] <&blue> lol
  158. [20:35] <&cbb> lol
  159.  
  160. [update line 3/2/2014]
  161.  
  162. <ef> http://www.shinyshiny.tv/happy-rabbit.jpg
  163. <ef> LOL looks like
  164. <ef> a penis throwing up a peace sign
  165.  
  166. <&Lamppost> man
  167. <&Lamppost> i missed 2 days of school
  168. <&Lamppost> the week before final week
  169. <&Lamppost> im fukd
  170. <&uragg> ur in hs
  171. <&uragg> u noob
  172. <&uragg> u will be fine
  173. <&Lamppost> im only worried about
  174. <&Lamppost> basic art
  175. ...
  176. <&Lamppost> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYwVV9vCYAAfvp6.jpg:large
  177. <&Lamppost> turned it in
  178. <&Lamppost> like a champion
  179. <&Lamppost> i was supposed to show motion
  180. ...
  181. <&Lamppost> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWGpD9dIAAAmJnM.jpg:large
  182. <&Lamppost> tennis ball
  183. ...
  184. <&Lamppost> wanna hear a story about my sketchbooks
  185. <&Lamppost> my sister asked for the pics of them
  186. <&Lamppost> so i send her a bunch
  187. <&Lamppost> she shows them to her friends at college
  188. <&Lamppost> they're like
  189. <&Lamppost> "oh they're not bad what grade is he in?"
  190. <&Lamppost> "senior"
  191. <&Lamppost> "oh..."
  192. <&Lamppost> they thought i was in like kindergarten
  193.  
  194. [17:33] <MoP> i trust him for doubles
  195. [17:34] <~makiri> what
  196. [17:34] <MoP> ?
  197. [17:34] <MoP> did of a sudden you forget how to understand english?
  198. [17:35] <MoP> fuck
  199. [17:35] <MoP> did all*
  200.  
  201. (13:52) Atoni: I am playing league of legends now
  202. (13:52) kael: what tounament is that? link batle
  203.  
  204. [update line 1/5/2014]
  205.  
  206. [18:48] <%Yeti> btw english majors have far superior critical thinking skills than other disciplines
  207. [18:48] <%Yeti> thus giving them advantages in the job market
  208.  
  209. <&Eo> whoa
  210. <&Eo> I'm gonna lie on my hand for awhile
  211. <&Eo> and then jack off
  212. <&Eo> will it feel like
  213. <&Eo> it's another person
  214. <&Eo> does anyone else want to join me in this adventure?
  215. * Eo looks at Earthworm|Away
  216. * Earthworm|Away looks at Eo
  217. <&Eo> the mutual gaze
  218. <&Eo> of circlejerking
  219. <&Eo> excellent.
  220.  
  221. <&Eo> blame mcmeghan
  222. <&Eo> and if you want your so called freedom
  223. <&Eo> there's an avenue for that
  224. <&Eo> #except140charactersonly
  225. <&reyscarface> english major humour
  226. <&reyscarface> I dont get it
  227. <&Eo> did you just spelled humour
  228. <&Eo> with a u
  229. <~Noelle> spell*
  230.  
  231. <Scofield> then i ran into her again last week
  232. <Scofield> and she was with her parents
  233. <Scofield> and as i walked by she pointed at me and said "thats the stalker i was telling you about, the one i had to call the cops on"
  234.  
  235. <&Scofield> i ran into the 18 year old again tonight whistle
  236. <&Scofield> she said shes sorry she ignored my text cuz shes been busy
  237. <&Scofield> and i pretended to forget i texted her
  238. <&Scofield> and just kept telling her how busy i was
  239. <&Scofield> anyways we agreed to hang out after spring break
  240. <Louki> Scofield
  241. <Louki> i feel we need an intervention here
  242. <&Scofield> wat
  243. <Louki> we are amongst friends in this internet server
  244. <Louki> is she still in high school?
  245. <Louki> please say no
  246.  
  247. <&Lamppost> have u guys
  248. <&Lamppost> watched lord of the rings
  249. <&Lamppost> is the first one good
  250. <&Eo> yes
  251. <&Lamppost> and should i go get it
  252. <&Heist> eh
  253. <&Heist> it would prob all go over ur head lamppost
  254. <&Heist> maybe get transformers out
  255. <&Heist> or something
  256.  
  257. <The_Chaser> stellar
  258. <The_Chaser> i watched shawshank redemption last nite
  259. <The_Chaser> u kinda look like tim robbins
  260. <The_Chaser> http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2004/11/shawshank_redemption_1.jpg
  261. <The_Chaser> u i realised he looked lik stellar during prison rape
  262. <The_Chaser> scenes
  263. <~cerulean> ,
  264. <@Scofield> its ok stellar, he put up a good fight
  265.  
  266. <&Scofield> altho i did get a freshmans # today at the mall
  267. <&Scofield> but she has a bf
  268. <&Scofield> i think she liked me a lot
  269. <&Scofield> or she thought i was gay
  270. <&Scofield> i was holding a pair of $125 shoes at the time
  271. <&Scofield> and complimented her hair
  272. <&Scofield> and she asked if i was a haidresser
  273. <&Scofield> man some things just sound terrible when i see it in writing
  274. <&Scofield> but she seemed to really like me
  275. <&Scofield> especially when i was able to tell her her major
  276.  
  277. <&Lamppost> i wish i could speak two languages
  278. <&Lamppost> i was gonna take italian
  279. <&Lamppost> but they took it out the year i got to hs
  280. <&Eo> you should probably aim for speaking one right now
  281.  
  282. <iAMafk> i'd rather be a crybaby bitch with talent
  283. <JabbaTheGriffin> well you're almost there
  284. <JabbaTheGriffin> you just need to get a little better
  285.  
  286. [this is old]
  287. +Ginku: (22:46:25) CrashingBoomBang: http://oi39.tinypic.com/15qpts2.jpg
  288. +Ginku: you are
  289. +Ginku: such a faggot
  290. CrashingBoomBang: ?
  291. CrashingBoomBang: OH MY GOD I NAMED ONE OF MY POKEMON GINKU
  292. CrashingBoomBang: KILL ME
  293. +Ginku: no
  294. +Ginku: you named exactly one of your pokemon
  295. +Ginku: and it's a fucking jynx
  296. CrashingBoomBang: n
  297. CrashingBoomBang: shelgon is named STRONF
  298. CrashingBoomBang: check again
  299. ±Dratini: Ginku kicked CrashingBoomBang from this channel.
  300.  
  301. [14:01:38] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  302. [14:01:54] <@McMeghan> bs
  303. [14:01:56] <@cbb> *ribbit*
  304. [14:01:59] <@McMeghan> why is my script not working anymore
  305. [14:02:05] <@cbb> :(
  306. [14:03:38] <@McMeghan> ok
  307. [14:03:40] <@McMeghan> test again pls
  308. [14:03:56] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  309. [14:04:03] <@McMeghan> :'(
  310. [14:04:13] <&Noelle> it only works in the original chan
  311. [14:04:30] <@McMeghan> test again pls
  312. [14:04:42] <&blue> *ribbit*
  313. [14:04:45] <@McMeghan> -_-
  314. [14:05:10] <@cbb> no more of that -_- stuff pls
  315. [14:05:13] <@cbb> we're a positive team
  316. [14:05:14] <@cbb> all around
  317. [14:05:33] <&blue> battle pls
  318. [14:05:49] <@cbb> thats the right attitude
  319. [14:06:03] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  320. [14:07:58] <@McMeghan> oops
  321. [14:08:01] <@McMeghan> i think i broke it
  322. [14:08:07] <@cbb> *ribbit*
  323. [14:08:08] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  324. [14:08:10] <@cbb> :o
  325. [14:08:10] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  326. [14:08:14] <@cbb> did you
  327. [14:08:14] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  328. [14:08:19] <@cbb> lol
  329. [14:08:19] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  330. [14:08:21] <@cbb> yes you did
  331. [14:08:22] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  332. [14:08:27] <@cbb> this is even better though
  333. [14:08:27] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  334. [14:08:37] <@BAIKA> croak
  335. [14:08:38] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  336. [14:08:40] <@BAIKA> croak
  337. [14:08:40] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  338.  
  339. [00:27:31] <Noodlez> did u remove me yet
  340. [00:28:06] <Fabbles> so you accept that you will be banned from all future spls, will probably be infracted, and might get temp suspended from regular tournaments
  341. [00:28:08] <Fabbles> for dropping
  342. [00:29:06] <Noodlez> yes just pls take me off of this shitty team oh my fucking god
  343.  
  344. (thanks to secretary Ginku for collecting the next six logs)
  345.  
  346. [00:11] <Lavos> can someone pls explain
  347. [00:11] <Lavos> why iconic is a big faggot
  348. [00:11] <Lavos> ???
  349. [00:11] <Lavos> specifically to me but in general works as well
  350. [00:13] <Nachos> what did he say
  351. [00:13] <Lavos> lots of shit
  352. [00:13] <Lavos> hes always making snide comments about how bad i am etc
  353. [00:14] <Nachos> lol
  354. [00:15] <Nachos> well if you my opinion
  355. [00:15] <Nachos> you want*
  356. [00:15] <Nachos> its probably your ou forum posts
  357. [00:15] <Lavos> because theyre too strong?
  358. [00:15] <Lavos> or what
  359.  
  360. [23:07] <Birkal> penguinx, you don't have voice
  361. [23:07] <Birkal> but don't mess with stuff on the scms
  362. [23:07] <Birkal> thank you~
  363. [23:09] <GreatSage> birkal scms use for things like small corrections is helpful and encouraged
  364. [23:09] <Birkal> -__-
  365. [23:09] <Birkal> he wrote PENGUINX WAS HERE on a page
  366.  
  367. [18:27] <Brammi> Guys totes need to get DPP LC to be the next BOTW
  368. [18:27] <Brammi> Nails v Me
  369. [18:27] <Brammi> Legit
  370. [18:28] <Ginku> very
  371. [18:28] <Ginku> or we have a good game
  372. [18:29] <Brammi> Outside of Eo's faggot stall team and Heysup being Heysup, me and nails were top of LC at the end of DPP
  373. [18:30] <amarillo> outside of 2 top players, these two ppl are top players!
  374. [18:31] <Brammi> Heysup got lucky simply because he had the largest metagame knowledge
  375. [18:31] <Brammi> And Eo had 1 good team
  376. [18:32] <corkscrew> How is having a large metagame knowledge lucky?
  377. [18:33] <Brammi> Because he would 'know' exactly what you were going to do.
  378. [18:33] <Brammi> Never mispredicted
  379.  
  380. [22:19] <jrrrr> gts of course you watch right at the end
  381. [22:19] <jrrrr> when i lost a match by 3% because i didnt know he set SR up
  382. [22:20] <jrrrr> and not because i actually lost
  383.  
  384. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> why don't you sign up for spl
  385. [22:44] <jrrrr> what is spl
  386. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> the best tournament on smogon
  387. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> ever
  388. [22:45] <jrrrr> oh that stupid thing where the obese chinks stalked lonelyness on facebook irl
  389. [22:45] <jrrrr> no thanks i dont want to be associated with a crowd like that
  390.  
  391. [00:13] <eOut> no toaster just had the misfortune of playing me
  392. [00:13] <eOut> that's pretty unlucky
  393. [00:13] <iconic> know whats unlucky
  394. [00:13] <iconic> that of all the sperm your dad shot into your mother
  395. [00:13] <eOut> I beat them all gg
  396. [00:14] <iconic> you had to penetrate her egg
  397. [00:14] <eOut> nice delivery 3/10
  398. [00:14] <Ciele> the one and only time he has penetrated anything
  399.  
  400. [years old but recently rediscovered]
  401. 01:17:33: <f> man what do i do
  402. 01:17:39: <Bluewind> u suc my dick
  403. 01:17:41: <f> i accidentally ctrl v this img to my gf on msn
  404. 01:17:42: <f> http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/4373/ninahaza.jpg
  405. 01:17:45: <f> shes like
  406. 01:17:46: <f> "uh.."
  407. 01:17:47: <rewer> LOL
  408. 01:17:51: <Bluewind> ahahhahaahhahahaha
  409. 01:17:52: <f> i was supposed to link a youtube video
  410. 01:17:55: <f> u_u
  411. 01:17:59: <Bluewind> what a sexy nig
  412. 01:18:04: <TFC> be happy it wasn't the hairy ass of shame
  413. 01:18:08: <TFC> DAM JUST IMAGINE
  414. 01:18:09: <f> lol
  415. 01:18:09: <Bluewind> ask her what do u thin of his glasses lol
  416. 01:18:10: <Lamppost> lol
  417. 01:18:12: <Blue> rofl
  418. 01:18:18: <Bluewind> lol
  419. 01:18:32: <TFC> how'd you play it off franky
  420. 01:18:39: <Skarmory> f
  421. 01:18:41: <f> just said i was looking up famous criminals
  422. 01:18:42: <TFC> or have you not done that yet
  423. 01:18:42: <f> for my friend
  424. 01:18:43: <Skarmory> f
  425. 01:18:44: <TFC> oh
  426. 01:18:47: <Bluewind> hahahahaha
  427. 01:18:47: <Skarmory> want my suggestion
  428. 01:18:49: <Blue> HAHAHAHAH
  429. 01:18:50: <Skarmory> as to what 2 tell her
  430. 01:18:51: <rewer> ROFL
  431. 01:18:54: <Skarmory> LOL
  432. 01:18:57: <Bluewind> ahahahahahhahahahahaha
  433. 01:18:58: <Skarmory> f
  434. 01:19:01: <f> w/e she beleived it
  435.  
  436. <&Bluewind> folgorio i think i blew my cover
  437. <&Bluewind> as a pokemon player
  438. <&Bluewind> my friend challenged me
  439. <&Bluewind> on pokemon stadium 2
  440. <&Bluewind> and i just couldn't
  441. <&Bluewind> control myself.
  442. <&Bluewind> he was like
  443. <&Bluewind> electric resists fire right
  444.  
  445. <&Bluewind> my parents will ask
  446. <&Bluewind> they once asked me
  447. <&Bluewind> so son u keep playing this pokemon game
  448. <&Bluewind> does it never end
  449. <&Bluewind> what's the point
  450. <&Bluewind> do u keep training them
  451. <&Bluewind> do u wanna CATCH'EM ALL
  452.  
  453. <@Eo> I was walking down the street today
  454. <@Eo> and I was at a crosswalk
  455. <@Eo> and these two girls were carrying a bunch of shopping bags
  456. <@Eo> and sorta dropping them
  457. <@Eo> and I was considering offering some help
  458. <@Eo> but then one of them said "man it'd be nice if I had a boyfriend to help me carry all these bags"
  459. <@Eo> so then I thought it would look awkward if I offered help
  460. <@Eo> so I didn't
  461.  
  462. <%Molk> remember what i said
  463. <&Jumpman16> no ones does
  464. <&Jumpman16> because everyone but me has you on ignore
  465. <&Jumpman16> and i i have you on ignore
  466. <%shnen> who are you talking to Jumpman16
  467. <&Jumpman16> *now i
  468. <&Jumpman16> starting now
  469. <&Jumpman16> to molk, you have him on ignore though
  470. <&Jumpman16> so sorry
  471. <%shnen> ah molk
  472. * Molk (Mibbit@Black.Raven) has left #pokemon
  473.  
  474. [22:36:35] <&Ginku> eo
  475. [22:36:38] <&Ginku> do you just
  476. [22:36:43] <&Ginku> have mibbit open somewhere
  477. [22:36:46] <&Eo> lol
  478. [22:36:48] <&Noelle> yes
  479. [22:36:49] <&Ginku> to ghost people and send messages to -b channels
  480. [22:36:55] <&Eo> I regged his name when I was /msging the channel
  481. [22:37:04] <&Noelle> LOL
  482. [22:37:07] <&Noelle> who
  483. [22:37:09] <&Ginku> -n channels*
  484. [22:37:12] <&Ginku> sweepage
  485. [22:37:15] <&Noelle> ah,,,
  486. [22:37:20] <&Noelle> what channel are you in with sweepage
  487. [22:37:25] <&yondie> dude be careful
  488. [22:37:26] <&yondie> sweepage
  489. [22:37:28] <&yondie> got glined
  490. [22:37:32] <&yondie> a couple days ago
  491. [22:37:55] <&Eo> I'm not sweepage's name
  492. [22:37:56] <&lamppost> jake is in #frontier
  493. [22:37:57] <&Eo> not on*
  494. [22:38:13] <&yondie> jake is also in #teamuber
  495. [22:38:18] <&yondie> where he sees everyone say
  496. [22:38:20] <&yondie> 'fuck sweepage got glined'
  497. [22:38:36] <&Alleneby> how mad would u be
  498. [22:38:39] <&Alleneby> if i got you g-lined eo
  499. [22:38:41] <&Alleneby> by pming jake
  500. [22:38:51] <&Alleneby> and lying
  501. [22:39:21] <&Eo> lying what?
  502. [22:39:49] * Eo has quit (Killed (slushey (stop being a moron)))
  503. [22:39:53] <&Noelle> LOL
  504. [22:39:56] <&yondie> LOL
  505. [22:39:58] <&yondie> GG
  506. [22:39:58] <&Noelle> HAHAHAHAAHAHA
  507. [22:39:58] <&Ginku> hahahahaha
  508. [22:39:59] <&TFC> NO WAY
  509. [22:40:00] <&uragg> LOL
  510. [22:40:01] <&TFC> HAHAHA
  511. [22:40:02] <&yondie> LOL
  512. [22:40:03] <&yondie> IM DYING
  513. [22:40:05] <&Noelle> OH MY FUCK
  514. [22:40:05] <&yondie> IM FUCKING DYING
  515. [22:40:12] <~iconic> LMAO
  516. [22:40:13] <&yondie> GFG EO UT MORTUS
  517. [22:40:13] <&TFC> AMAZING
  518. [22:40:14] <&yondie> RIP
  519. [22:40:22] * Eo (eo@mort.us) has joined #elsewhere
  520. [22:40:22] * Sgt_Semen sets mode +a #elsewhere Eo
  521. [22:40:22] * Sgt_Semen gives channel operator status to Eo
  522. [22:40:24] <&Noelle> LOL
  523. [22:40:25] <~iconic> rofl
  524. [22:40:27] <~iconic> fucking
  525. [22:40:27] <&yondie> ahgahahahahaha
  526. [22:40:28] <&Alleneby> ROFL
  527. [22:40:29] <~iconic> obliterated
  528. [22:40:33] <&Alleneby> LOLING
  529. [22:40:33] <&Noelle> L M F A O
  530. [22:40:34] <&Alleneby> LOL
  531. [22:40:35] <&uragg> MTABA
  532. [22:40:40] <&uragg> M T A B A
  533. [22:40:48] <&yondie> lol
  534. [22:40:50] <&yondie> im fucking dying
  535. [22:40:57] <&Eo> lol
  536. [22:41:05] <&Eo> I got owned
  537.  
  538. <&Noelle> an Inspiration to us all
  539. <&Noelle> http://i.imgur.com/SLiKH.jpg
  540. <&Delta2777> do you think she'll ever be in the olympics
  541.  
  542. <~iconic> ugh
  543. <~iconic> i was on mitt romney's wikipedia page
  544. <~iconic> and i wanted to look up details on his stance on gay marriage
  545. <~iconic> so i hit ctrl + f
  546. <~iconic> and i accidentally looked up
  547. <~iconic> 'fag' instead of 'gay'
  548. <~iconic> i feel bad
  549.  
  550. [21:42:58] <&Scofield> i dont think i like them tho, the 6.5 inch shaft is too much for me to handle
  551. [21:43:03] <&Scofield> and idk if i can pull them off...
  552. [21:43:39] <@Louki> i dont really like boots anyways
  553. [21:44:00] <&Scofield> yea i might just give up lol
  554. [21:44:55] <&Scofield> feels weird tho
  555. [21:45:08] <@Louki> wat does
  556. [21:45:17] <&Scofield> having the 6.5 inch shaft
  557. [21:45:25] <&Scofield> id rather it be like 4 inches
  558. [21:45:33] <&Scofield> i feel like its suffocating me
  559. [21:45:43] <@Louki> i feel like ur getting these boots just to work in the word "shaft"
  560. [21:45:44] <&Scofield> the 2nd one i linked to only has a 4.75 inch shaft
  561. [21:45:49] <&Scofield> and the first one has 5 inch shaft
  562.  
  563. [21:44] <myzozoa> man yondie and sprinkles
  564. [21:44] <myzozoa> two shitty users
  565. [21:44] <myzozoa> going at it
  566.  
  567. <&badabing> ciele do u kno who is butt
  568. <&badabing> in frontier chan
  569. <&Ginku> it's a bot
  570. <&badabing> o lol
  571. <&badabing> I've been pming him
  572. <&badabing> like two days
  573.  
  574. <~Theorymon> blargh Im having serious sleeping issues atm... like the opposite of usual
  575. <~Theorymon> I have only one option now... Im gonna eat apples and drink lots of cofee
  576. <~Theorymon> so I can actually get something fucking done today!
  577. <&JabbaTheGriffin> i'm having a pretty bad sleeping problem too
  578. <&JabbaTheGriffin> i'm going into heavy REM sleep and sleeping away all the fucks i give
  579.  
  580. <&Earthworm|Away> i bashed coldplay
  581. <&Earthworm|Away> for a long long time
  582. <&Earthworm|Away> without ever listening to them
  583. <&Earthworm|Away> i have to go
  584. <&Earthworm|Away> door bell
  585. <&Earthworm|Away> bye
  586. <&Heist> why is he embarrassed
  587. <&Heist> about coldplay
  588. <&Heist> when he used to listen to hentai theme songs 24/7
  589.  
  590. [08:12] <D4RR3N> honestly, if a women reported you for robusting her (or whatever it's called), that also means you dont have the ability to give women a great fuck.
  591.  
  592. <Louki> you know wats a cool idea
  593. <Louki> opening up a bar that specializes in serving different mammal's milk
  594. <Louki> called "Mammal Tap"
  595. <Louki> for example
  596. <Louki> u would have traditional mammal milk like cow and goat
  597. <Louki> but also esoteric varietes like hyena and humpback whale
  598. <Louki> whale milk is probably very nutritious
  599. <Louki> cuz they need to grow so much
  600. <Louki> the main issue is procuring it tho
  601. <Louki> and it would also serve foods that go good with milk
  602. <Louki> like cookies
  603. <Louki> and PBnJs
  604. <Louki> i wonder wat mammal's milk tastes the best
  605. <Louki> i think giraffe milk would be pretty good
  606. <Louki> they lead an agrarian lifestyle
  607. <Louki> and it probably churns nicely in their long body
  608.  
  609. <Scarfwynaut> hey do you guys have a number that like always appears in random places in your life?
  610. <@MoP> no faggot
  611.  
  612. <Reverb> hey sprinkles...I swear I met your dad
  613. <Reverb> does he frequent cycling road in Kanto?
  614. <Reverb> with the other cueballs
  615.  
  616. <~iconic> honestly im just rubbing my nuts right now
  617. <~iconic> they feel so nice
  618.  
  619. <~iconic> so let me sum this up uragg
  620. <~iconic> you jumped out of your 2nd floor window to go to a party that you ultimately got kicked out of because the host wanted to make pasta and now its 2:20 am and you're about to climb into your house through a window in the attempts to not get caught by your asian father
  621. <dugtrio> No my friend made pasta when the host didn't want him to
  622. <dugtrio> But otherwise
  623. <dugtrio> Yes that's correct
  624. <~iconic> rofl
  625. <~iconic> your friend rules
  626. <dugtrio> He made sauce for it too
  627. <dugtrio> And he out
  628. <dugtrio> Put
  629. <dugtrio> Peaches
  630. <dugtrio> In the tomato sauce
  631.  
  632. <Earthworm> GTFA
  633. <Earthworm> LOL
  634. <Earthworm> i was trying
  635. <Earthworm> to remove
  636. <Earthworm> the swear word in the acronym
  637. <Earthworm> i forgot
  638. <Earthworm> that its not
  639. <Earthworm> "out"
  640.  
  641. [18:12] <D4RR3N> then he's saying im trying to school him when im just telling him he shouldnt sac his scarfer so early in the game
  642. [18:12] <D4RR3N> but w/e, a game is just a game
  643. [18:13] <Ginku> did you tell him he's at fault for his father's death
  644. [18:13] <D4RR3N> stfu ginku
  645. [18:13] <D4RR3N> dont even try to talk
  646.  
  647. [03:33] *** upstart joined #nowhere
  648. [03:33] <upstart> !tof
  649. [03:33] <hinako> <@ToF> bloos right here <@ToF> his ass must taste good right franky
  650. [03:33] *** upstart left #nowhere
  651.  
  652. folgorio: heist
  653. folgorio: ur mouth
  654. folgorio: is like an onion
  655. folgorio: when u open it
  656. folgorio: it makes me want to cry
  657.  
  658. [13:04:51] <Earthworm> hmm
  659. [13:04:55] <Earthworm> id better revise my pi
  660. [13:05:14] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058
  661. [13:05:48] <Earthworm> 2097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664
  662. [13:06:48] <Earthworm> 70938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659
  663. [13:07:04] <Earthworm> 3344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  664. [13:07:20] <Earthworm> ok
  665. [13:07:32] <Earthworm> now i will check for errors
  666. [13:08:35] <Earthworm> ok
  667. [13:08:37] <Earthworm> it looks right
  668. [13:08:39] <Earthworm> reading over it
  669. [13:08:50] <Earthworm> now ill compare it to a website
  670. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
  671. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
  672. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  673. [13:09:24] <Earthworm> vs
  674. [13:09:32] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
  675. [13:10:25] <Earthworm> 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
  676. [13:10:36] <Earthworm> 442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  677. [13:11:04] <Earthworm> =]
  678. [13:11:05] <Earthworm> no errors
  679. [13:12:09] <Earthworm> i did it flawlessly
  680. [13:12:16] <Earthworm> i guess that shows
  681. [13:12:25] <Earthworm> to revise at some interval
  682.  
  683. [21:02] <yondie> its all about
  684. [21:02] <yondie> brawl
  685. [21:02] <yondie> roy
  686. [21:02] <yondie> GG
  687. [21:02] <yondie> im unstoppable
  688. [21:02] <yondie> with roy
  689.  
  690. [18:42] <Andrew> "Tiering is not what made Smogon and competitive Pokemon so popular. It was the introduction of WiFi play. That's why this site had such a high growth spurt when Diamond and Pearl were released in English, we had analyses on Pokemon, and all talk of tiering was banned."
  691. [18:42] <Andrew> what the fuck?
  692. [18:42] <undisputed> its a firestorm post
  693.  
  694. [23:43] <Scofield> headed out, bye
  695. [23:43] *** Scofield quit (Quit: )
  696. [23:45] <Louki> sco's hittin the town
  697. [23:45] <Louki> lookin for women with daddy issues
  698.  
  699. [01:37] <Scofield> i was talking to this girl and she told me she works at victorias secret
  700. [01:37] <Scofield> and i told her i was v familiar with that place
  701. [01:37] <Scofield> she looked like laura vandervoort
  702. [01:37] <Scofield> i want to cum on her face sobadly
  703.  
  704. [22:17] <&GigaPunch> subway is awesome, I remember when I met ck and we went to subway and the guy refused him a small cup of water (for free) and he raged
  705.  
  706. [04:36am] folgorio was kicked from #insidescoop by mingot. (mingot)
  707. [04:36am] folgorio joined #insidescoop.
  708. [04:36am] folgorio is now known as what_i_do.
  709. [04:37am] mingot: you lost your last badge.
  710. [04:39am] what_i_do is now known as fuck_you.
  711.  
  712. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> the system is also preventing people from meeting the standards for admin
  713. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> you could do the job
  714. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> we have enough admins
  715. [23:34] <TFC> yea but no one wants to put penis in their mouth for it
  716.  
  717. [21:51] <~iconic> i like how the tc badge went from a badge recognizing good players to a badge that everyone who was semi-decent had to a badge that a bunch of shitty ru nu and lc players have
  718.  
  719. ]V[ajinTupacZ: i feel like he understand nothing
  720. Redwind: majin
  721. [sky] kaeI: majin you're little girl
  722. [sky] kaeI: I'll have to give you a spanking.
  723.  
  724. ---
  725.  
  726. ST8 Quarterfinals
  727. Battle between imperfectluck and uraga started!
  728.  
  729. Tier: Wifi OU
  730. Mode: Singles
  731. Rule: Unrated
  732. Rule: Sleep Clause
  733. Rule: Freeze Clause
  734. Rule: Disallow Spects
  735. Rule: Species Clause
  736. Rule: Wifi Battle
  737. Rule: Self-KO Clause
  738.  
  739. Your team: Tyranitar / penis / penis / penis / penis / penis
  740. Opponent's team: Scizor / Espeon / Vaporeon / Ninjask / Mr. Mime / Celebi
  741.  
  742. uraga: gl hf
  743. imperfectluck sent out Ninjask!
  744. uraga sent out Tyranitar!
  745. Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
  746.  
  747. Start of turn 1!
  748. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Substitute!
  749. Imperfectluck's Ninjask made a substitute!
  750.  
  751. Tyranitar used Stealth Rock!
  752. Pointed stones float in the air around imperfectluck's team!
  753.  
  754. The sandstorm rages!
  755. Imperfectluck's Ninjask is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  756. Imperfectluck's Ninjask restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  757. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed Boost increases its speed!
  758. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed rose!
  759.  
  760. Start of turn 2!
  761. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Flash!
  762. Tyranitar's Accuracy fell!
  763.  
  764. Tyranitar used Crunch!
  765. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's substitute faded!
  766.  
  767. The sandstorm rages!
  768. Imperfectluck's Ninjask is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  769. Imperfectluck's Ninjask restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  770. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed Boost increases its speed!
  771. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed rose!
  772.  
  773. Start of turn 3!
  774. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Substitute!
  775. Imperfectluck's Ninjask made a substitute!
  776.  
  777. Tyranitar used Roar!
  778. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Espeon!
  779. Imperfectluck's Espeon was dragged out!
  780.  
  781. The sandstorm rages!
  782. Imperfectluck's Espeon is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  783. Imperfectluck's Espeon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  784.  
  785. Start of turn 4!
  786. imperfectluck called Espeon back!
  787. imperfectluck sent out Ninjask!
  788. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Ninjask!
  789.  
  790. Tyranitar used Crunch!
  791. Imperfectluck's Ninjask lost 0% of its health!
  792. Imperfectluck's Ninjask fainted!
  793.  
  794. The sandstorm rages!
  795. imperfectluck sent out Vaporeon!
  796. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Vaporeon!
  797.  
  798. imperfectluck forfeited against uraga!
  799.  
  800. The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.
  801.  
  802. ---
  803.  
  804. <folgorio> eo
  805. <folgorio> whats giving head
  806. <folgorio> exactly mean
  807. <Eo> it's slang for a game
  808. <Eo> it's pretty retarded actually
  809. <folgorio> so what is it
  810. <Eo> two people take turns headbutting each other in the stomach
  811.  
  812. [02:56] <&The_Chaser> superbowl sucks
  813. [02:57] <&The_Chaser> if i wanted to watch fat black men doing nothing id go to the petrol station
  814.  
  815. [03:17] <&Scofield> i only talk to good looking guys too
  816. [03:17] <&Scofield> ugly people are just a waste of time in general
  817. [03:17] <&whistle> lol
  818. [03:17] <~The_Chaser> i bet you dont have too many mirrors at home
  819.  
  820. [02:39] <&Scofield> i want to pork you anna
  821.  
  822. [22:09] <NatGeo> some senior said he would be my grinding partner
  823.  
  824. [00:52] Philip7086: why the fuck has ipl been going on a troll binge lately?
  825. [00:52] Philip7086: oh shit i won a trophy, time to troll
  826. [00:54] Stone_Cold22: phil he's a douchebag legit
  827. [00:54] Stone_Cold22: the nig entered a tourney in which you must submit your team ahead of time and can't change it. then changes his team in the finals vs me to counter team me. and got dq'd
  828.  
  829. [19:10] <Heist> whistle
  830. [19:10] <Heist> this is sad
  831. [19:10] <Heist> but goldensun used your dpp team
  832. [19:10] <Heist> in tour finals
  833.  
  834. Heysup_biology: are you honestly not going to get over that blaziken thing?
  835. JabbaTheGriffin: it's not that one instance i just genuinely don't like you
  836. JabbaTheGriffin: i think you're an idiot
  837. JabbaTheGriffin: yeah you're retarded
  838.  
  839. Syrim: than i choke after outplaying you
  840. ~Syrim vs Hugendugen, SPL 3
  841.  
  842. <trickroom> how come Jibaku hates his own team in SPL
  843. <LonelyNess> you'd hate it too
  844. <LonelyNess> if you had to deal with g80, evan, alex, AND synre
  845. <trickroom> I mean his team of 6 pokes
  846. <LonelyNess> oh
  847. <LonelyNess> ahem...
  848. <LonelyNess> ignore me then!
  849.  
  850. [12:14] <&folgorio> no one click these i just need somewhere to post them
  851. [12:14] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Puerto-Rico-Cinco-siglos-historia-Spanish-Edition-/200590965226?pt=US_Nonfiction_Book&hash=item2eb42739ea
  852. [12:15] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Multivariable-Calculus-Bruce-H-Edwards-Ron-Larson-/230617197911?pt=US_Texbook_Education&hash=item35b1db2d57
  853. [12:17] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Micro-Economy-Today-Book-Bradley-R-Schiller-NEW-/370507694898?pt=Non_Fiction&hash=item5643fac332
  854. [12:19] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Norton-Antivirus-2011-1-PC-Brand-New-/350460674428?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item519915817c
  855. [12:31] <&folgorio> http://www.soapshed.com/store/Babys-Bare-Butt-Soap-pr-16228.html
  856. [12:38] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Wet-Ones-Singles-Antibacterial-Cleansing-Wipes-Fresh-/140533569099?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20b874164b
  857. [12:39] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Pampers-Swaddlers-Sensitive-Diapers-Jumbo-Pack-newbor-/250811260869?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a65841fc5
  858.  
  859. [02:48] <Anna> I thought folg and bw were going out =\
  860.  
  861. <&iconic> feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day
  862. <&iconic> feed a fish a man and he'll eat for like two months
  863.  
  864. <&The_Chaser> where does obama live
  865.  
  866. <&mireille> they just gave me the sedatives
  867. <&mireille> and i dont remember
  868. <&mireille> anything after that
  869.  
  870. [01:43] <&skarmory> i wish i was black
  871. [01:43] <&tito> me too
  872. [01:43] <&tito> huge dick too
  873. [01:43] <&tito> no homo but ive seen his dick before
  874. [01:43] <&tito> i was amazed
  875. [01:44] <&skarmory> like more than 10?
  876. [01:44] <&tito> nah
  877. [01:44] <&tito> close to 10 though
  878.  
  879. <&Bluewind> did you make any moves
  880. <&Eo> yes I did
  881. <&Eo> but she was too wasted to notice
  882. <&skarmory> eo
  883. <&skarmory> wat was da move
  884. <&Eo> .___________.
  885. <&Eo> I smacked her ass
  886.  
  887. <&Cecil> whistle
  888. <&Cecil> i was so bored
  889. <&Cecil> i spent 3 hours making graphics for my neopets
  890.  
  891. [01:28] xianglongfa: I think i might get a A- in econ
  892. [01:28] xianglongfa: even though i had like
  893. [01:28] xianglongfa: 100 average
  894. [01:28] xianglongfa: goign into the final
  895. [01:28] xianglongfa: not b/c i didn't study
  896. [01:28] xianglongfa: but b/c i was a cocky bitch
  897. [01:28] xianglongfa: and tried to finish the exam too fast
  898. [01:28] xianglongfa: after i left i realized i forgot to do half a problem
  899. [01:28] xianglongfa: out of like
  900. [01:28] xianglongfa: 3
  901. [01:30] xianglongfa: b/c i was like
  902. [01:30] xianglongfa: wow this is easy as fuck
  903. [01:30] xianglongfa: lets try to speedrun this shit
  904. [01:30] xianglongfa: like it was a mario game or something
  905.  
  906. <&whistle> so apparently my friend was in the library yesterday
  907. <&whistle> this guy came up to her and said:
  908. <&whistle> "youre really cute. this is one of the times if i dont say anything i would hate myself forever. want to get coffee sometime?"
  909. <&whistle> and he was this awkward older asian dude
  910. <&Cecil> did sarenji visit your school
  911. <&Cecil> BURN
  912.  
  913. * folg fire blast skarmory
  914. * skarmory used double team 12 times before hand
  915. * folg uses aura sphere
  916. <~skarmory> do 20%
  917. <&folg> nope its specs luke aura sphere
  918. <&folg> 80% yo
  919. <~skarmory> i switched to sub gar
  920. <&folg> i went to cm blissey
  921. <~skarmory> im subpunch rofl
  922. <&folg> im
  923. <&folg> counter cm blissey
  924. <~skarmory> ...
  925. <@GoldenSun> ...
  926. <&Heist> lol....
  927. <~skarmory> ROFL
  928. <~skarmory> USE COUNTER ON ME BRO
  929. <~skarmory> COME AT ME
  930. <&folg> oh
  931. <&folg> lol
  932. <&folg> gg man at least i tried
  933. <~skarmory> gg
  934. <~skarmory> GG
  935. <&folg> lol dam that was p. dumb
  936. <&folg> fuk all
  937. <&Eo> gg
  938.  
  939. aziki: nattorei xatu chansey dragon dragon groudon
  940. aziki: UGH
  941. aziki: I TYPED MY OWN TEAM
  942. aziki: NO
  943. Heist: ROFL
  944.  
  945. <@Sk> these black guys on my block used to ask me what indian words meant in rap song
  946. <@Sk> i used to tell them random shit and they believed me
  947.  
  948. <@The_Chaser> i just made myself lunch
  949. <@The_Chaser> 200g ham, 200g egg, 250g rice, 150 g onion, 100 g carrot, 100g corn, 50g peas
  950.  
  951. <@Scofield> i think yday was the worst day of my life
  952. <@Scofield> so its all uphill from here
  953. <@Scofield> that was prolly the biggest pokemon match ive had to play
  954. <@Scofield> man and i thought that day i got shot down by 15 different girls was going to be the worst day of my life forever
  955.  
  956. <@WhiteQueen> i was groped by a few guys
  957. <@WhiteQueen> i just pretended those were female hands
  958.  
  959. [21:02] <Cecil> phil a homo
  960. [21:02] <Cecil> LOL
  961. [21:02] <~Philip7086> rofl yeah i am
  962.  
  963. <&Jibaku> also whistle your avatar is starting to creep me
  964. <&Jibaku> looks too much like me -.-
  965.  
  966. <&whistle> :)
  967. <~Earthworm> =
  968. <~Earthworm> =
  969. <~Earthworm> =
  970. <~Earthworm> =]
  971. <~Earthworm> gdi
  972.  
  973. <ENZ0> waht is better perixet or vicodin?
  974. <sanchez> lol perixet
  975. <Pidge> any1 play tennis and smoke sum?
  976. <sanchez> percocet is better
  977. <breadbot> here's the thread, note my hair back for my little pony: bread is a better just go to your sweet
  978. <Pidge> the ball moves really slow
  979. <sanchez> percocet = oxycodone
  980. <breadbot> percocet is a cunt
  981. <sanchez> stronger than hydrocdone
  982. <sanchez> which is vicodin
  983. <ENZ0> ok
  984. <Pidge> what is better cough medicine brown or red
  985. <sanchez>  brown
  986. <sanchez> by far
  987. <Pidge> lol i got it in brown bottle
  988. <Pidge> but it was red!
  989. <Pidge> i was fucking pissed
  990. <ENZ0> nigger.
  991. <Pidge> i tried to return it
  992. <Pidge> but they say they dont do refunds on red
  993. <Pidge> do you think the north pole is rela
  994. <Pidge> real
  995. <Pidge> imo no
  996. <Pidge> theres a wall there
  997. <Pidge> made by government
  998. <Pidge> the world is flat
  999.  
  1000. <+LonelyNess> The Raiders were by far the nicest / most cordial team
  1001. <+LonelyNess> and say what you will about them but they played more matches caringly than any other team out of contention
  1002. <+LonelyNess> Brits / Cryos / Cong all said fuck it when they were out
  1003. <TFC> wasn't part of that because they didn't want rey in playoffs
  1004. <TFC> thats what I was told by like 3 of them
  1005.  
  1006. <&Jumpman16> reminder
  1007. <&Jumpman16> http://album.smogon.com/Jumpman16/meanddrevk0.jpg
  1008. <&Jumpman16> i had sex with this girl
  1009. <&Jumpman16> a lot
  1010. <&Jumpman16> dont talk to me about standards
  1011. <&Jumpman16> (talk to me instead about my obvious asian fetish)
  1012. <&Jumpman16> uh
  1013. <&Jumpman16> how am i in the wrong window
  1014. <&Jumpman16> rofl
  1015.  
  1016. <&folgorio> iconic
  1017. <&folgorio> why do you hate me
  1018. <&iconic> because youre a girly faggot whos obsessed with retarded pop singers and who is annoying as shit and haxes me all the fucking time not to mention made me look like a fucking cheater in spl when you sucked your managers dick and cried to him
  1019.  
  1020. <~badass> semen smells awesome
  1021.  
  1022. <&EUM> <Jirachi> sex in the air i dont care i love the smell of it
  1023. <&EUM> I don't like this line because it reminds me of the smell of masturbation
  1024.  
  1025. <&iconic> anyways at the end the dude beats up the chick and goes YOU FUCKING CUNT
  1026. <&iconic> and i got to read it out loud in my class
  1027. <&iconic> my teacher was the chick i said it too
  1028. <&iconic> to*
  1029.  
  1030. <&reyscarface> pana is your sister playing
  1031. <&panamaxis> probably
  1032. <&panamaxis> but after lunch
  1033. <&reyscarface> does she still have a crush on me
  1034. <&panamaxis> yeah i guess
  1035. <&panamaxis> if by crush you mean loves your raging
  1036.  
  1037. <@Sk> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
  1038.  
  1039. <&kd24> <&uragg> poop comin out feels just as nice as stuff coming in
  1040. <&uragg> ok that's a real log but w/e
  1041.  
  1042. <&Heist> wow
  1043. <&Heist> how old is fishy
  1044. <~whistle> 19 or 20
  1045. <&Heist> she looks like 13
  1046.  
  1047. <@Scofield> yay cake, sum 41 and lady gaga all have new cd's out
  1048. <@Sk> wtf
  1049. <@Scofield> now i dont have to leave katy perry on replay
  1050. <@Sk> did you actually say that
  1051. <@Sk> i hate you
  1052. <@Sk> goodbye
  1053. * Sk (~LEO@diversified.multicultural.postmodern.deconstructionist) has left #alpharuiners
  1054. <@Scofield> which part upset him?
  1055.  
  1056. <@Eo> fuck I think I choked on a dick the size of which only folgorio could fathom
  1057.  
  1058. (07:37:18) AJC: i am fucking going to japan and freaking finish off what that tsunami couldn't
  1059. (07:37:23) AJC: i am going to destroy gamefreak
  1060.  
  1061. <@Scofield> i always wanted to go to a sex addicts anonymous meeting too to pick up chicks
  1062. <@Scofield> they gotta be easy there
  1063.  
  1064. <&Eo> no point in trying to cover it up
  1065. <&Eo> this is a clear-cut case of
  1066. <&Eo> evidence
  1067.  
  1068. <&The_Chaser> hey tito is it true you had the hots for a fat mexican chick rey showwed you
  1069. <&tito> HEY
  1070. <&tito> she was p cute
  1071. <&tito> fat girls need love too
  1072.  
  1073. Mar 16 20:00:36<@uragg> on a huge penis
  1074. Mar 17 18:23:20<@uragg> penis
  1075. Mar 17 19:25:45<&uragg> penis
  1076. Mar 17 19:51:02<@uragg> hooray for penis
  1077. Mar 18 18:19:41<&uragg> penis
  1078. Mar 18 18:29:11<&uragg> penis
  1079. Mar 19 15:35:04<@uragg> penis
  1080. Mar 19 16:50:09<&uragg> folg for penis
  1081. Mar 19 16:51:22<&uragg> by folg's penis
  1082. Mar 19 21:13:19<&uragg> penis
  1083. Mar 19 21:30:29<&uragg> penis
  1084. Mar 20 21:20:29<&uragg> penis
  1085. Mar 20 20:12:08<@uragg> i <3 penis
  1086. Mar 20 21:28:47<&uragg> penis
  1087.  
  1088. <&folg> badass
  1089. <&folg> you are
  1090. <&folg> fuckin sick
  1091. <&folg> not even kidding lol
  1092. <&folg> fuckin
  1093. <&folg> psychopath
  1094.  
  1095. <&folg> would you anal yourself
  1096. <&folg> to try it out
  1097. <&folg> lol i think i wouldnt
  1098. <&folg> in case i do end up liking it
  1099. <&folg> then 'want more'
  1100.  
  1101. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> the one time drcossack won when someone was fucking with him
  1102. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> enjoy it while it lasts
  1103. <drcossack> nah, not the first time
  1104. <drcossack> bluecookies did this with a pic from my facebook a few months ago...got him to remove it myself.
  1105. <tito> how
  1106. <drcossack> threaten him with a lawyer.
  1107. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> rofl
  1108. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> thats amazing
  1109. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> that you care
  1110. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> that much
  1111. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> my god
  1112. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> you are something else drcossack
  1113. <drcossack> hey, if he wants to use my shit without permission, he'll have to deal with the consequences
  1114. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> are you even real
  1115. <drcossack> yes.
  1116.  
  1117. [20:45] <+supermarth64> there's this one ride at disney called "captain eo"
  1118. [20:45] <+supermarth64> i took a pic on my phone
  1119. [20:45] <%Eo> lol
  1120. [20:45] <Scofield> did you ride captain eo
  1121. [20:45] <+supermarth64> i did but then i got off cuz he took too long
  1122. [20:46] <%Eo> hm guess it's not a very accurate simulator
  1123.  
  1124. <+Shiv> yo so
  1125. <+Shiv> how do you save in desmemu
  1126. <+Shiv> desmume*
  1127. <+alex> first you suck my dick
  1128. <+alex> then you wait an hour and suck it again,fag
  1129.  
  1130. * bryan (~Gouki@ha.ha.you.think.anyone.likes.whistle) has joined #brofessionals
  1131. <&Lady_bug> ha ha
  1132. <&bryan> lol laughing at me you little shit the sun will set on your time soon enough
  1133.  
  1134. <~Earthworm> can my cat stop opening the door pleas
  1135. <~Earthworm> its really annoying
  1136.  
  1137. Phil update:
  1138.  
  1139. <~Philip7086> damn i'm good
  1140. <~Philip7086> smd now
  1141. * &whistle drops to his knees
  1142. * &whistle unbuclkles phils pants
  1143. * &whistle unbuttons his boxers
  1144. <&whistle> o wait
  1145. <&whistle> <~Philip7086> o dam, my boxers have a huge hole in them, and my dick is straight up just flopping out
  1146. * &whistle doesn't bother
  1147. * &whistle 8==========O:
  1148. * &whistle 8======O:
  1149. * &whistle 8==============O:
  1150. * &whistle 8========O:
  1151. * &whistle 8==========O:
  1152. <~Philip7086> LOL STOP
  1153. * &whistle 8==================D ~~~ O:
  1154. <&whistle> OW
  1155.  
  1156. <%Snunch> lol I hate it when random people who suck have a whole bunch of deceiving forum badges
  1157. <%Snunch> like macle and phillip7086
  1158.  
  1159. <LonelyNess> why would you join a tournament, knowing you weren't guaranteed to be on the same team, if not being on the same team would mean you would just not give a shit
  1160. <husk> constipation
  1161.  
  1162. <&tochu> last night
  1163. <&tochu> junioritos pm'd me
  1164. <&tochu> p
  1165. <&tochu> erm
  1166. <&tochu> "pssst i like penis"
  1167.  
  1168. <&Aldaron> anyway, just wanted to say....
  1169. <~Colonel_M> Go ahead
  1170. <&Aldaron> it has taken Colonel_m 3 years to write a good post
  1171. <&Aldaron> but damn it was good
  1172. <~Colonel_M> ...
  1173.  
  1174. <&Layla> where did apologies go anyway
  1175. <&atticus> all he does now is play like once a week
  1176. <&atticus> and when he does he thinks hes the fucking shit and starts trolling scof
  1177. <&atticus> and then gets banned
  1178. <&atticus> like a nigger
  1179.  
  1180. <~whistle> did anyone save kg vs indra
  1181. <~whistle> LOG TFC
  1182. <&TheFourthChaser> I don't got it
  1183. <&TheFourthChaser> I made the decision not to save
  1184. <&TheFourthChaser> after
  1185. <&TheFourthChaser> he tried to eq balloon tar
  1186.  
  1187. <@Sarenji> aldaron did you know other men's semen smells terribly
  1188.  
  1189. <Heysup> heracross banned
  1190. <Heysup> im nowhere near top 10 without heracross
  1191. <aldaron> did you run min speed heracross
  1192.  
  1193. <&makiri> have i ever steered you wrong?
  1194. <&Huy> once
  1195. <&makiri> when
  1196. <&Huy> when you deleted something under my account with the reason FAGGOTS
  1197. <&makiri> rofl
  1198. <&Huy> cathy didn't like that
  1199.  
  1200. [19:24] <%bryan> lady bug
  1201. [19:24] <+Lady_bug> bryan
  1202. [19:24] <%bryan> kiss my face
  1203. [19:24] <+Lady_bug> i don't know to respond to this
  1204. [19:24] <%bryan> the only way you know how...
  1205. [19:24] <%bryan> do it
  1206. [19:25] <+Lady_bug> stellar help
  1207. [19:25] <+Lady_bug> oh he's not here..
  1208. [19:26] <%bryan> course not
  1209. [19:26] <%bryan> id get him to do it otherwise
  1210. [19:27] <+Lady_bug> i think i better go to bed
  1211.  
  1212. <%Earthworm> you should have posted 20 seconds later LonelyNess
  1213. <%Earthworm> then you would be precisely 1 hour after your previous post
  1214. <The_Chaser> ew things like that make me think you are slightly austistic
  1215.  
  1216. http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5320/whistleowned.jpg
  1217.  
  1218. [03:45] <ILoveLiza> man I hate my mum
  1219. [03:46] <ILoveLiza> tried to interrupt my pokemon game by saying I smell and then sprayed deoderant in my mouth.
  1220.  
  1221. <&remlabmez`dgf> who plays lc
  1222. <&remlabmez`dgf> just heysup?
  1223.  
  1224. [9:14pm] Xiang: eo I don't jack off to girls either
  1225. [9:14pm] Eo: a) out of context
  1226. [9:14pm] Eo: b) who do you jack off to then
  1227. [9:14pm] Xiang: lol
  1228. [9:15pm] Xiang: i don't jack off
  1229. [9:15pm] Xiang:
  1230. [9:15pm] Xiang: (anymore)
  1231. [9:15pm] Eo: lol
  1232. [9:15pm] Eo: I won't make fun of you
  1233. [9:15pm] Eo: because I've been trying to stop
  1234. [9:15pm] Xiang: lol
  1235. [9:15pm] Eo: because I have chronic masturbation problems
  1236. [9:15pm] Xiang: uhh
  1237. [9:15pm] Xiang: what
  1238. [9:15pm] Xiang: elaborate
  1239. [9:15pm] Eo: freud would say I got stuck in the genitalia stage
  1240. [9:16pm] Xiang: uhh
  1241. [9:16pm] Eo: okay too much info?
  1242. [9:16pm] Xiang: so you're like an infant who likes to play with his penis a lot and wants to bang his mother?
  1243. [9:16pm] Eo: too much info
  1244. [9:16pm] Eo: no
  1245. [9:16pm] Eo: not the oedipus complex
  1246. [9:16pm] Eo: genital fixation
  1247. [9:16pm] Xiang: right
  1248. [9:16pm] Eo: hey you'll believe it when it starts happening to you
  1249. [9:16pm] Xiang: uhhh
  1250. [9:16pm] Xiang: no
  1251. [9:16pm] Eo: okay too much information
  1252. [9:17pm] Xiang: how about you get a girl to help you out
  1253. [9:17pm] Eo: hmmmm
  1254. [9:19pm] Xiang: eo when you get a girlfriend you like you will understand
  1255. [9:19pm] Xiang: how shitty it is to jack off by yourself
  1256. [9:19pm] Eo: xiang I already know
  1257. [9:19pm] Xiang: and every time you do it even when you're out of a relationship
  1258. [9:19pm] Eo: I'm not making fun of you
  1259. [9:19pm] Xiang: you start pitying yourself
  1260. [9:19pm] Eo: this is a genuine problem
  1261. [9:19pm] Eo: furthermore I already explained this concept
  1262. [9:19pm] Eo: to multiple people
  1263. [9:20pm] Eo: perhaps whilst jacking off
  1264. [9:20pm] iconic: nigga das gay
  1265.  
  1266. [21:52:42] * Light-Kun (~Mibbit@synIRC-6B262080.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #brofessionals
  1267. [21:53:27] <Light-Kun> BS
  1268. [21:53:38] <Light-Kun> identify niggers
  1269. [21:53:48] <Light-Kun> identify niggers
  1270. [21:53:52] <Light-Kun> identiy niggers
  1271. [21:53:59] * Light-Kun has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by whistle))
  1272. [21:53:59] -NickServ- Ghost with your nick has been killed.
  1273. [21:54:01] <&whistle> LMAO
  1274. [21:54:03] <&whistle> NO FUCKING WAY
  1275.  
  1276. <&folg> if i saw this girl
  1277. <&folg> that was eyeing me
  1278. <&folg> wat should i do
  1279. <&Bluewind> get your doryuzuu
  1280. <&Bluewind> and drill liner her
  1281.  
  1282. <&Jumpman16> i know i can do what i want when i want, this has been true for four years
  1283. <&Jumpman16> thats not how i operate though
  1284.  
  1285. [04:26:18] <&stellar> i was walking back from class and passed this black girl
  1286. [04:26:31] <&stellar> and i was thinking, "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga why you dress like a hooker"
  1287.  
  1288. Last edited by Light-Kun; Jan 27th, 2011 at 8:31:16 PM. Reason: polite
  1289.  
  1290. <Light-Kun> Light-kun is being traded away from The Congregation of the Classiest to Smogon's Greatest Brits.
  1291. <Light-Kun> FUCK YES
  1292. <Light-Kun> FUCK TE CLASSIEST
  1293. <Light-Kun> IT WAS HORRIBLE
  1294. <Light-Kun> all joel did was 9.9
  1295. <Light-Kun> THANK THE LORD
  1296. <Light-Kun> GOD IS OUT THERE
  1297.  
  1298. <Light-Kun> smogon idiots go for anything that have a tldr post
  1299. <Light-Kun> and looks smart
  1300.  
  1301. <@Scofield> whistle do you ever see a hot girl and just follow her around for a bit
  1302. <@Scofield> not even that long just an hour or two
  1303.  
  1304. <@Scofield> any other suggestions
  1305. <@Scofield> tell me now or dont get pissed afterwards
  1306. <@aldaroff> pastebin team
  1307. <@aldaroff> i'll actually look at it this time
  1308.  
  1309. <&atticus> as soon as i beat that phop nigga
  1310. <&atticus> apparently that nigga raged hard
  1311. <&atticus> he was trying so hard too
  1312. <&atticus> some PO nigga in pm was like
  1313. <&atticus> "hes looking up what mesprit sets are used on smogon"
  1314.  
  1315. <&folg> scofield
  1316. <&folg> do you add
  1317. <&folg> like
  1318. <&folg> people in your school
  1319. <&folg> that youve never talked to
  1320. <&folg> or is that weird
  1321. <&folg> cause i wanna add a few ppl
  1322. <&folg> to see their pics
  1323.  
  1324. [01:53:20] <&khoa> i had a girl told me she fucked this black nigga...it was too big for her
  1325. [01:53:32] <&clarine> best half hour of my life
  1326.  
  1327. <@Synre> both times folgorio was just like "lol choked on a giant dick again imagine that"
  1328.  
  1329. [12:54:44] * Quits: &alison (~a@slow.dumb.show.for.you) (Quit: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMBAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM)
  1330. [12:58:06] <@RamblinWreck> that's the noise that was coming from her bedroom last night
  1331.  
  1332. <%MoP> you can't pressure smurf into doing it cause
  1333. <%MoP> we all raped him in practice
  1334. <%MoP> and he deleted all his teams
  1335.  
  1336. <@aldaron> ROFL HOLY SHIT
  1337. <@aldaron> I HAVE A HILARIOUS STORY ABOUT MY STUPIDITY
  1338. <@aldaron> BUT I DONT THINK I CAN EXPLAIN IT WELL
  1339. <@aldaron> O MAN
  1340. <@aldaron> I M LAUHGING SO HARD
  1341. <@aldaron> I M SO STUPID
  1342. <@aldaron> HAHAHAH
  1343.  
  1344. <Light-Kun> BS STELLAR WAS HERE
  1345. <Light-Kun> das nigga gay
  1346. <Light-Kun> i saw his picture
  1347. <Light-Kun> he looks like harry potter
  1348.  
  1349. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> do you mind if one of your retainers does the bidding
  1350. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ("\ '' /").___..--' ' "`-._
  1351. <+LonelyNess> <rory> `ಠ_ ಠ ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`)
  1352. <+LonelyNess> <rory> (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-'
  1353. <+LonelyNess> <rory> _..`--'_. .-_/ /--'_.' .'
  1354. <+LonelyNess> <rory> (i l).-' ' ((i). ' ((!.-'arcanine
  1355. <+LonelyNess> this is what I have to deal with
  1356. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> seriously, do you mind?
  1357. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ._ o o
  1358. <+LonelyNess> <rory> \_`-)|_
  1359. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ,"" \
  1360. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## | ಠ ಠ.
  1361. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## ,-\__ `.
  1362. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," / `--._;)
  1363. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## / ," ## /rapidash
  1364. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> That's a fucking giraffe
  1365. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> ANYWAY stop acting high and just answer me
  1366.  
  1367. <@junioritos> i just remembered i beat you one time in a team vag
  1368. <@junioritos> ..
  1369. <@junioritos> tournament*
  1370.  
  1371. <@stellar> im talking abotu the time you called me a pussy and i quit from august itl decemebt
  1372.  
  1373. <&zerowing> we should send eachother vials of our cum
  1374.  
  1375. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1376. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1377. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1378. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1379. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1380. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1381. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1382. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1383. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1384. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1385. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1386. [02:26:34] <&khoa> -
  1387. [02:26:36] <&khoa> o
  1388. [02:26:44] <~Philip7086> lol
  1389. [02:26:52] <~Philip7086> i only see one ping from goof
  1390. [02:26:55] <~Philip7086> idk what's going on
  1391. [02:26:58] <~Philip7086> bs internet
  1392. [02:27:11] <&junioritos> (he pasted it a few billion times)
  1393.  
  1394. [11:29:08] <@PKGaming> 252/0 Chansey takes "59.9% - 70.7%" from +2 Focus Blast
  1395. [11:29:10] * bryan has kicked PKGaming from #dreamworld (no 9.9 PKGaming)
  1396.  
  1397. <&apologies> apologies: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1398. <&apologies> apologies: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1399. <&apologies> LizardMan Test 23: You aren't even Apologies.
  1400. <&apologies> see im famous
  1401.  
  1402. <&Scofield> i want it to be mysterious
  1403. <&Scofield> in fact i dont even want girls to know my sexual orientation
  1404. <&Scofield> until its too late
  1405.  
  1406. <&Layla> http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/002/cache/polar-bears_242_600x450.jpg aw
  1407. <&Scofield> all thats missing from that pic is a bottle of coke
  1408.  
  1409. [04:50:30] <Chaser> i talked about u scof
  1410. [04:50:45] <&Scofield> nice things of course, right chaser
  1411. [04:50:58] <Chaser> toilet
  1412.  
  1413. <&panamaxis> reminds me of you whistle
  1414. <&panamaxis> he's a bit downy
  1415.  
  1416. <Neonian> and i heard of some girl called je-a
  1417. <Neonian> where you pronounce the - as "dash"
  1418. <Neonian> "cause the dash don't be silent"
  1419.  
  1420. <+Scofield> fishy, tell me how old your sister is already
  1421. <Fishy> no???
  1422.  
  1423. <&Eo> http://www.facebook.com/pages/MLIC-My-Life-Is-Chick/151876058157709
  1424. <&Eo> I don't get it
  1425. <&Eo> help
  1426. <~whistle> my life is chick isnt even a website
  1427. <&Eo> it is
  1428. <&Eo> but it's only accessible from the kitchen
  1429.  
  1430. <+JohnMayer> aaajajajajaa
  1431. <+JohnMayer> err
  1432. <+JohnMayer> ahahahaha*
  1433.  
  1434. <&panamaxis> why do phils stories always end in him winning or getting haxed out of a win?
  1435.  
  1436. <+reyscarface> im not c/ping from wikipedia ever again
  1437. <+reyscarface> best part is the teacher said he wouldnt fail me if i had used quotes
  1438. <+reyscarface> to reference it as cites
  1439. <+reyscarface> next time im just starting and ending it with ""s
  1440. <+reyscarface> fuck it
  1441. <&Jumpman16> no you arent
  1442. <+reyscarface> yeah im not
  1443.  
  1444. <Fishy> merry christmas everyone, have a lovely holiday!!!!
  1445. * locopoke inserts his seed into fishy
  1446. <Fishy> okay I hope your christmas is shit
  1447. * Fishy has quit (Quit: )
  1448.  
  1449. [06:37:19] * BlueKirby (~rubix@its.me.bk) has joined #brofessionals
  1450. [06:37:19] * BarackObama sets mode +a #brofessionals BlueKirby
  1451. [06:37:19] * BarackObama gives channel operator status to BlueKirby
  1452. [06:37:30] >@#brofessionals< die bk
  1453. [06:37:48] <&whistle> i figure if i do it enough times one of these times it might work..
  1454. [06:38:18] <&BlueKirby> nope
  1455. [06:38:19] <&BlueKirby> sorry
  1456. [06:38:37] <panamaxis> whistle's dating philosophy
  1457. [06:38:55] <&BlueKirby> many drink-covered shirts later ...
  1458.  
  1459. whistle: this kid is the only one who still makes tang jokes
  1460. TheFourthChaser: das rite
  1461. The_Chaser: its tfcs only joke
  1462. The_Chaser: apart from himself
  1463.  
  1464. [12:41am] Farmer: next time
  1465. [12:41am] Farmer: im laddering under phil has a little dick
  1466. [12:41am] Farmer: So i can confirm he has one.
  1467.  
  1468. (15:29:23) jet: battle anyone
  1469. (15:29:32) +Reverb: don't ask for battles in the main chat
  1470. (15:29:46) jet: shut up u queer
  1471.  
  1472. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> Smogon is notorious for only picking the best battlers to become mods.
  1473. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
  1474. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> whistle sent out Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
  1475.  
  1476. NSFW but hilarious: http://i50.tinypic.com/rvvuyb.jpg
  1477.  
  1478. [18:42:37] * Hipmonlee slaps iconic around a bit with a large trout
  1479. [18:42:40] <@Hipmonlee> fuck
  1480.  
  1481. <&Scofield> where girls post their pics and guys jizz on them and post the pics
  1482. <&Gouki> lol scof seriously
  1483. <&Gouki> how ddi you ever come across that forum/thread
  1484. <&Scofield> i was browsing the fetishes forum of the website
  1485. <&Scofield> and its the thread with the most posts
  1486. <&Scofield> i just like reading about different fetishes, i wasnt even looking at porn
  1487. <&panamaxis> lol i love the use of browsing there
  1488. <&panamaxis> it really makes it
  1489. <&panamaxis> just broooooowsing the fetish forums
  1490. <&Scofield> you never wiki fetishes?
  1491.  
  1492. [01:39:04] <~Philip7086> this is my favorite so far, i love how you made it look like im in them idst of sucking you off! the cum got in my eye a little, but im ok!
  1493.  
  1494. <&Scofield> did you stalk her
  1495. <&Gouki> fuck off lol
  1496. <&Gouki> god no
  1497. <&Scofield> i told you guys stalking works
  1498.  
  1499. [09:35:19] <+notdak> np buzzcocks
  1500. [09:39:54] <@Gouki> lol buzzcocks
  1501. [09:39:58] <@Gouki> so awful
  1502. [09:40:14] <@Gouki> gutars were poor and the fucking bassist was worthless
  1503. [09:41:14] <EeveeTrainer> im banning gouki
  1504. [09:41:23] <EeveeTrainer> permanently
  1505. [09:41:24] <@Gouki> ?
  1506. [09:41:29] <@Gouki> you a fan lol
  1507.  
  1508. [08:52:31] * Earthworm|Away is now known as Earthworm
  1509. [08:52:39] <Badal> eathrowm
  1510. [08:58:43] <dak> no
  1511.  
  1512. <&Scofield> but i couldnt get past blissey..
  1513. <&elizabeth> tspikes
  1514. <&mireille> or something with explosion
  1515. <&Lady_bug> OR TOXIC SUB PROTECT DUGTRIO
  1516.  
  1517. [05:36:03] <%JabbaTheGriffin> gouki has a thing for niggerlips
  1518. [05:36:21] <%MoP> i'm well aware that he does in fact get aroused by jynx
  1519. [05:36:37] <@Gouki> nah shes an ice queen
  1520. [05:36:38] <@Gouki> not my type
  1521.  
  1522. [14:51:16] <&DougJustDoug> Shay Laren looks kinda dopey. Does she have some downs syndrome or something like that?
  1523.  
  1524. [01:46:36] <Calm_Pokemaster> can someone please link me to an animated gif of Sazandora?
  1525. [01:47:26] <Calm_Pokemaster> someone?
  1526. [01:47:36] <%khoa> www.google.com
  1527. [01:50:46] <Calm_Pokemaster> thanks, got the animated gif
  1528.  
  1529. [00:46:41] <DABOSS> lol hasire i joined his cod game killed him then left the game
  1530. [00:46:45] <DABOSS> 20 min later he deleted me from his friends list
  1531.  
  1532. <~am> what about
  1533. <~am> 10000000000000000000000000000000 pounds
  1534. <~am> would you suck
  1535. <~am> several dicks
  1536. <~am> for that amount
  1537. <~am> AT ONCE
  1538. <@Earthworm> possibly
  1539. <@Earthworm> its worth it
  1540. <@Earthworm> for sure
  1541. <~am> when asked
  1542. <~am> how you obtained the money
  1543. <~am> would you reply i made a deal with the devil
  1544. <~am> what would you say
  1545. <@Earthworm> i would say an opportunity shine down from heaven
  1546.  
  1547. [03:50:06] <~Philip7086> scof
  1548. [03:50:12] <~Philip7086> would you fuck a rat if it had a human pussy?
  1549. [03:50:30] <&mireille> phil
  1550. [03:50:33] <&mireille> does it have human boobs
  1551. [03:50:42] <~Philip7086> h/o don't raise the bar
  1552. [03:50:46] <~Philip7086> i wanna see scof's response
  1553. [03:51:15] <~Philip7086> scof must be perplexed
  1554. [03:51:18] <&elizabeth> hes thinking
  1555. [03:51:21] <&elizabeth> considering the pros and cons
  1556. [03:51:27] <&Scofield> you mean a rat like the animal or like a snitch
  1557. [03:51:32] <~Philip7086> on one hand.. it's a dirty fucking rat
  1558. [03:51:36] <~Philip7086> on the other... it's a human pussy
  1559. [03:52:43] <&elizabeth> so whats the answer
  1560. [03:53:23] <&Scofield> nah it needs at least 2 useable holes
  1561. [03:53:25] <&Scofield> then we can talk
  1562.  
  1563. [01:10:25] <&panamaxis> I do believe the suggestive evidence however from my own checks that Asians do have average penis length some where close to 5 inches
  1564. [01:11:09] <&panamaxis> "c'mon man it's for science"
  1565.  
  1566. [15:44:29] <+Scofield> man pre team selection completely renders zoroark useless =(
  1567. [15:45:05] <drcossack> Scofield - that's not the only thing. Incorrect SR damage, ability activation messages missing
  1568. ...
  1569. [15:46:27] <+Scofield> vappy gets NP now?
  1570. [15:46:32] <drcossack> it does?
  1571. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon used Nasty Plot!
  1572. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon's Sp. Att. sharply rose!
  1573. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> Heatran used Taunt!
  1574. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon fell for the taunt!
  1575. [15:46:42] <+Scofield> and it outsped tran
  1576. [15:46:49] <+Scofield> ohhh
  1577.  
  1578. <&remlabmez> http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9067/hilariousphotos40.jpg
  1579.  
  1580. <&atticus> junior
  1581. <&atticus> can you stop sending me gay pms
  1582. <&atticus> that would be fantastic
  1583.  
  1584. [02:17:58] <&Earthworm> Country of origin Ethiopia
  1585. [02:17:59] <&Earthworm> wtf
  1586. [02:18:16] <&Earthworm> i saw that then closed it
  1587.  
  1588. [02:12] <&aldaron> yo whistle make a youtube vid of you jacking off with guile's theme in the background
  1589. [02:12] <&aldaron> that would go viral instantly
  1590. [02:12] <~BlueKirby> he wouldnt make it to the end of the theme song
  1591. ...
  1592. [02:18] <&aldaron> fuck i totally ruined guile's song gdi
  1593. [02:19] <&aldaron> i'm picturing whistle scrunching his face jacking off in slow motion to the song witih a strobe light in the background
  1594.  
  1595. <@Sarenji> i went into my room
  1596. <@Sarenji> it was dark
  1597. <@Sarenji> i farted
  1598. <@Sarenji> then turned on the light
  1599. <@Sarenji> and what do i see but my roommate's gf in his bed...
  1600.  
  1601. <&Huy> i heard my across the hall neighbors yelling
  1602. <&Huy> "WHY DIDNT YOU PULL OUT!?"
  1603.  
  1604. [03:00:38] <LoveDestiny> there are 3 things that i am truly scared of
  1605. [03:00:45] <LoveDestiny> 1)my penis gets sexually touched
  1606. [03:00:57] <LoveDestiny> 2)my penis/balls gets ripped or cut out
  1607. [03:01:01] <LoveDestiny> 3)I get butt raped
  1608. [03:01:10] <panamaxis> you might want to add to #1
  1609.  
  1610. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> you tell me i need to go to therapy because i'd rather have a civilized conversation than an argument
  1611. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> how fucking stupid can you be
  1612. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> why do you think i'm mad when i'm perfectly fine what the fuck is wrong with you
  1613. [22:41] <+JabbaTheGriffin> just because we all don't want to have arguments all the time
  1614. [22:42] <+jrrrr|^_^> JabbaTheGriffin i was never even arguing with you
  1615. [22:42] <+jrrrr|^_^> i said that adv is the worst gen and you flipped out at me for arguing with you
  1616. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> no i got mad because you fucking peppered every single place on that server with
  1617. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> "adv is the worst generation"
  1618. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> how many times do you think you need to say it before people on the server realize you don't like adv
  1619. [22:43] <+jrrrr|^_^> i hope you arent like this irl JabbaTheGriffin
  1620. [22:43] <+jrrrr|^_^> no wonder why your girlfriend left you
  1621. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> that's it never fucking talk to me again you stupid faggot
  1622.  
  1623. <Scofield> i actually cant post on gfaqs for the next month
  1624. <Scofield> too many kate beckinsale topics
  1625.  
  1626. Scofield: use the find tab for battles otherwise i will ban you
  1627.  
  1628. [06:37:09] <~Philip7086> i'm sitting there playing you
  1629. [06:37:29] <~Philip7086> all of a sudden, the glass window right in front of me shatters
  1630. [06:37:32] <~Philip7086> sounds like a fucking gun shot
  1631. [06:37:33] <&rems`laptop> WTF
  1632. [06:37:36] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1633. [06:37:38] <~Philip7086> i froze dude
  1634. [06:37:43] <~Philip7086> that's the most scared i've ever been in my life
  1635. [06:37:43] <&rems`laptop> wow holy fuck
  1636. [06:37:47] <&rems`laptop> damn man
  1637. [06:37:49] <&rems`laptop> wtf happend
  1638. [06:37:53] <~Philip7086> i think it was a gunshot, but i can't find the bullet anywhere
  1639. [06:38:08] <&rems`laptop> uhh what the hell
  1640. [06:38:11] <~Philip7086> that was the first time in my life i screamed in fear and froze and couldn't move man
  1641. [06:38:13] <&rems`laptop> where is your xbox
  1642. [06:38:19] <~Philip7086> livingroom
  1643. [06:38:23] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1644. [06:38:25] <&rems`laptop> did you call
  1645. [06:38:26] <&rems`laptop> the police
  1646. [06:38:30] <&rems`laptop> what did you have to do
  1647. [06:38:31] <~Philip7086> dude, then the security came like 5 mins later
  1648. [06:38:38] <~Philip7086> said they heard a loud noise, and saw some nigga running
  1649. [06:38:41] <~Philip7086> so they came to check it out
  1650. [06:38:54] <~Philip7086> i had to file a police report n shit
  1651. [06:39:01] <~Philip7086> dude shattered glass everyfuckingwhere
  1652. [06:39:04] <&rems`laptop> damn thats crazy
  1653. [06:39:05] <&rems`laptop> wow
  1654. [06:39:12] <&rems`laptop> thats so random too
  1655. [06:39:17] <&rems`laptop> it was only your apartment?
  1656. [06:39:18] <~Philip7086> yeah it really is dude
  1657. [06:39:21] <~Philip7086> yup
  1658. [06:39:24] <&rems`laptop> wtf
  1659. [06:39:32] <~Philip7086> like, i don't even talk to anybody in SLO man
  1660. [06:39:35] <~Philip7086> i keep to myself n shit
  1661. [06:39:42] <~Philip7086> i dont have any enemies here
  1662. [06:39:45] <&rems`laptop> damn man what the heck
  1663. [06:39:46] <~Philip7086> like...
  1664. [06:39:48] <~Philip7086> ugh
  1665. [06:39:48] <&rems`laptop> so do you gotta sleep
  1666. [06:39:50] <&rems`laptop> with a busted ass window
  1667. [06:39:51] <&rems`laptop> now
  1668. [06:39:53] <~Philip7086> yup
  1669. [06:40:00] <~Philip7086> gotta tell management in the morning they said
  1670. [06:40:07] <~Philip7086> =/
  1671. [06:40:07] <&rems`laptop> god damn
  1672. [06:40:13] <~Philip7086> i was so scared man, i swear
  1673. [06:40:21] <~Philip7086> we still can't find whatever it was that they used to break the
  1674. window
  1675. [06:40:30] <~Philip7086> and i know he didn't punch it or anything, or else i would've seen the guy right in front
  1676. [06:40:35] <&rems`laptop> did the security try and figure it out?
  1677. [06:40:39] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1678. [06:40:46] <~Philip7086> one of them chased after the guy apparently
  1679. [06:40:47] <&rems`laptop> man thats crazy
  1680. [06:40:47] <~Philip7086> but lost him
  1681. [06:40:50] <&rems`laptop> ahh
  1682. [06:40:54] <~Philip7086> and like the police department came n shit
  1683. [06:41:09] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1684. [06:41:10] <~Philip7086> dude i was literally scared stiff
  1685. [06:41:15] <&rems`laptop> haha
  1686. [06:41:16] <~Philip7086> and i was like shaking n shit
  1687. [06:41:24] <&rems`laptop> man i never been like that
  1688. [06:41:28] <~Philip7086> i held up my figh stick to shield me, lol
  1689. [06:41:42] <&rems`laptop> LOL
  1690. [06:41:45] <&rems`laptop> like a boss nigga
  1691. [06:41:53] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1692. [06:41:56] <~Philip7086> dude i thought it was a gun man i swear
  1693. [06:41:57] <~Philip7086> it probably wasn't
  1694. [06:42:02] <~Philip7086> but like, jesus fucking christ
  1695. [06:42:07] <&rems`laptop> seems like it was random vandalism
  1696. [06:42:12] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1697. [06:42:16] <~Philip7086> but there's no rock or anything
  1698. [06:42:23] <~Philip7086> so like... idk what could have done it
  1699. [06:42:28] <~Philip7086> and like the glass fucking FLEW
  1700. [06:42:32] <~Philip7086> all the way across my apartment
  1701. [06:42:41] <~Philip7086> so it was a really powerful blow
  1702. [06:43:05] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1703. [06:43:10] <&rems`laptop> did it land all over you and shit
  1704. [06:43:15] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1705. [06:43:20] <&rems`laptop> man who knows what the fuck it was
  1706. [06:43:31] <~Philip7086> dude the glass flew like 20 feet
  1707. [06:44:02] <~Philip7086> i'm like still shaky man
  1708. [06:44:03] <~Philip7086> =/
  1709. [06:44:07] <~Philip7086> that was the most scared i've ever been
  1710. [06:44:24] <~Philip7086> i was seriously sitting, waiting for some dude to show up, stick a gun through the hole and shoot me
  1711. [06:44:35] <~Philip7086> i really thought i was going to die
  1712. [06:44:42] <&rems`laptop> did you shit your pants nigga
  1713. [06:44:44] <&rems`laptop> dont be ashame
  1714. [06:44:59] <&Earthworm> lol
  1715. [06:45:05] <&Earthworm> i am undefeated today with a suicune weak tea
  1716. [06:45:06] <&Earthworm> m
  1717. [06:45:23] <&Earthworm> nobody has used a suicune
  1718.  
  1719. <locopoke> I hear PokemonExperte uses Rotom-H to burn jews
  1720. <Heysup> I am offended
  1721. <locopoke> Heysup as long as you refrain from playing OU you're fine
  1722. <locopoke> they can't get you in UU
  1723.  
  1724. Dbest69: how do we challenge earthworm?
  1725. Dbest69: yeah but he's not accepting challenges
  1726. Dbest69: must be pussy
  1727.  
  1728. <reyscarface> no spics
  1729. <reyscarface> specs*
  1730.  
  1731. <&Aldaron> i just got an erection at work
  1732. <&Aldaron> o i'm looking at porn
  1733. <&Aldaron> LOL supervisor just walked in
  1734. <&Aldaron> old fat 50 year old dude
  1735.  
  1736. <%MoP> ipl is probably a very good blackjack player
  1737. <%MoP> "sir you have 12"
  1738. <%MoP> HIT HIT HIT
  1739. <%MoP> "sir you have 18"
  1740. <%MoP> nah stay
  1741.  
  1742. <sprinkles> i just got a chicks number over chat roullete =]
  1743. <sprinkles> and got flashed
  1744. <sprinkles> im happy
  1745.  
  1746. <&aldaron> O GOD DAMMIT
  1747. <&aldaron> MY DAY JUST RUINED
  1748. <&aldaron> FUCK
  1749. <&aldaron> i click stark mountain...
  1750. <&aldaron> and see umbarsc has clicked recently...
  1751.  
  1752. <reyscarface> does your PC have to be on to host a server
  1753. <reyscarface> or just the internet
  1754.  
  1755. <Alchemator> sds don't take this the wrong way
  1756. <Alchemator> but
  1757. <Alchemator> are you gay?
  1758.  
  1759. <~Scofield> when i borrow a magazine from the library they never want it back
  1760.  
  1761. <&Scofield> once i was about to win a battle and then a friend came over
  1762. <&Scofield> and i was too embarassed to open up the window and enter in the last move
  1763. <&Scofield> so i timed out and lost
  1764.  
  1765. <@stellar> megan fox got replaced
  1766. <@stellar> for transformers 3
  1767. <@Sarenji> why
  1768. <@stellar> idk but the new girl looks like a olsen twin who fattened up then her face got hit by a bus
  1769.  
  1770. <@husk> so in all seriousness was IPL running from the cops when he stayed with ganondorf
  1771.  
  1772. <@jumpluff> i save dick pics too just in case
  1773. <@jumpluff> and you never know when it'll come in handy
  1774.  
  1775. <&Scofield> http://twitter.com/Y_Strahovski
  1776. <&Scofield> so excited
  1777. <&whistle> excited for what
  1778. <&Scofield> shes on twitter
  1779. <&Scofield> now i can know what shes doing 24/7
  1780.  
  1781. <&goofball> its just liket his chick i saw, she looked extra fine with sunglasses on
  1782. <&goofball> she took them off
  1783. <&goofball> i was like OH HELL NAW.
  1784.  
  1785. <&goofball> well covering the eyes always make girls appear younger
  1786. <&Gouki> thats 2 birds with 1 stone for ipl
  1787.  
  1788. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/GEY.jpg
  1789. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/AHAHA3.jpg
  1790. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/lolololo.jpg
  1791.  
  1792. <&Aldaron> man fuck whistle
  1793. <&Aldaron> i've been saying chink with like reckless abandon lately
  1794. <&Aldaron> i have a lot of chink friends
  1795. <&Aldaron> i almost said at a dinner with parents once
  1796. <&Aldaron> i was like "whoa"
  1797. * Scofield has quit (Quit: im so offended)
  1798.  
  1799. <&Priscilla> and my dad is old and like beluga whale size
  1800. <&Atticus> how big is beluga size
  1801. <&Priscilla> idk but hes easily 150kg +
  1802. <&Atticus> god dayum
  1803. <&Priscilla> im not even kidding
  1804. <&Atticus> does he wear those moo moo things
  1805. <&Priscilla> i dont know wher ehe even gets clothes
  1806. <&Priscilla> im GLAD he doesnt
  1807. <&Priscilla> he is
  1808. <&Priscilla> scary naked
  1809. <&Priscilla> seriously
  1810. <&Atticus> rofl
  1811. <&Atticus> hahahah
  1812. <&B-Lulz> youve seen your dad naked
  1813. <&B-Lulz> ...
  1814. <&Priscilla> ya i walked in on him the other day in fact
  1815.  
  1816. <&Atticus> is your brother plump
  1817. <&Priscilla> hes like sprinkles-size
  1818.  
  1819. <@Jimbo> but you're an indian....
  1820. <@ToF> ok guess what
  1821. <@ToF> fuck your ou smog article
  1822. <@ToF> dumbass bitch
  1823.  
  1824. <&Gouki> LotusPirate says:
  1825. <&Gouki> *do they have that white guy just so he can take the free shots
  1826.  
  1827. <@Sarenji> chocolate tastes even better after 1 week of not tasting it and after cuddling a girl
  1828. <+aldaron> lol
  1829. <+aldaron> wow you are so gay right now
  1830.  
  1831. <@Sk> one of my friends on facebook has his dog as a child
  1832. <@Sk> he's weird
  1833. <@Sk> got a credit card for the first time and went over the limit buying sex toys
  1834.  
  1835. <&priscillafk> itc atticus proves you don't have to be gay to be a faggot
  1836.  
  1837. <@Stellar> its already been a yaer
  1838. <@Stellar> since my fiasco
  1839. <@Stellar> with making a new facebook and adding my roommate
  1840. <@Stellar> only to see i had selected interested in men
  1841.  
  1842. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Alice ?
  1843. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Are you a sort of transexual ?
  1844. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Taking appearance of woman on day and man sometimes ?
  1845. [22:08] <Alice> ...
  1846. [22:08] <Alice> i'm a girl
  1847.  
  1848. <&The_Chaser> have a look at point buy an tell me some good underdogs
  1849. <&The_Chaser> i thought legenedary_07 dunno
  1850. <&The_Chaser> you know like very battler
  1851.  
  1852. <&panamaxis> ok i just thought of something really gay
  1853. <&panamaxis> like unbelievably gay
  1854.  
  1855. <alex> i cant think of anything but cock
  1856.  
  1857. <@Loki> SHUT THE FUK UP EO UT MORTUS
  1858. <@Loki> hahahahahhaha
  1859. <@Loki> sorry dude youre a good guy but it sounded funny
  1860.  
  1861. <%JabbaTheGriffin> i'm only gonna break break break break break your heart
  1862. <JA> yo jabba who sings that song?
  1863. <%JabbaTheGriffin> taio cruz and ludacris
  1864. <JA> lets keep it that way
  1865.  
  1866. <Scofield> can another mod get on shoddy, i gotta use the bathroom and stuff
  1867. <Scofield> im taking my laptop with me
  1868. <Scofield> but moderating shoddy tightens my sphincter
  1869. <Scofield> so its counter productive
  1870.  
  1871. <@Sk> i once threw a baby sheep into a deep ass pool of water
  1872. <@Sk> it didn't come back up for minutes
  1873. <@Loki> lol wtf sk
  1874. <@Sk> i was like 6 sorry
  1875.  
  1876. (many months later)
  1877. <@Sk> whistle can you put a comment in your quotes thing saying the sheep didn't die
  1878. <@Sk> everyone thinks it died
  1879.  
  1880. <@aldaroff> he does but i spent like 30 man hours helping mal / sarenji / tof / gmax with teams
  1881. <@Loki> how long was the session on choking
  1882.  
  1883. <@Ciele> what ever became of that text the other day scofield?
  1884. <~Scofield> i asked her what color panties she was wearing and she said she wasnt wearing any
  1885. <~Scofield> i told her i didnt believe her and for her to send me pics
  1886. <~Scofield> she called me a pervert and stopped responding
  1887.  
  1888. <&Lady_bug> when i decided to use lady bug i didnt even know what it means
  1889.  
  1890. <&Farmer> i remember the first time i saw meatspin
  1891. <&Farmer> my mom was in the room
  1892.  
  1893. <&Scofield> god damn my gfaqs account got purged
  1894. <&Scofield> damn all my alts are banned too for making too many kate beckinsale topics
  1895.  
  1896. <&atticus> joshe is the white mandigo
  1897. <&jumpluff> yes i do know because ive read / seen pisc -.-
  1898.  
  1899. <reyscarface> i have Windows 64
  1900.  
  1901. [14:13] <+Colonel_M> Aside from ALDARON interrupting with spelling on the internet, nothing controversial was discussed. We reached agreement, and thus peace restored in the internet.
  1902. [14:14] <+RBG> i know you're trying to be funny
  1903. [14:14] <+RBG> but your not
  1904. [14:15] <+Colonel_M> Meh I know I'm not funny.
  1905. [14:15] <+Colonel_M> That isn't anything new.
  1906.  
  1907. [01:18] <%Gouki> pretty sure i destroyed him then got lucked in thr frontier rematch
  1908. [01:18] <%Gouki> so this is 3 straight ridic luck matches
  1909. [01:18] <%Gouki> how fun
  1910. [01:18] <%Gouki> and i know hes here
  1911. [01:19] <+MoP> also when people talk trash about you when you're here, that means they really dont give a fuck
  1912. [01:19] <+MoP> cause you are in fact, trash
  1913.  
  1914. [01:14] <%Gouki> no skill trash
  1915. [01:14] <%Gouki> what else is new
  1916. [01:14] <%Gouki> or old in this case
  1917. [01:16] <Scofield> atticus?
  1918.  
  1919. <&Bluewind> because my life isn't limited to smogon folgorio
  1920. <&Bluewind> also i have internet
  1921. <&Folgorio> idk how to translate that well tho
  1922. <&Bluewind> and i don't go to puerto rican schools
  1923. <&Folgorio> lol
  1924. <&Eo> spanish suck
  1925. <&Folgorio> forgive me
  1926. <&Bluewind> that have extracurricular activities of mowing lawn and sewing
  1927. <&Folgorio> for not getting educated
  1928. <&Bluewind> *done with rant*
  1929.  
  1930. [04:23:05] <Earthworm> whistle can your irc client do this
  1931. [04:23:07] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 18secs
  1932. [04:23:27] <Earthworm> that is my comquter's up time
  1933. [04:23:42] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 52secs
  1934. [04:23:42] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 53secs
  1935. [04:23:43] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 54secs
  1936. [04:23:44] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 55secs
  1937.  
  1938. [22:58] <aldaron> i'm not a citizen
  1939. [23:00] <Scofield> so now you cant ever commit a felony
  1940. [23:02] <whistle> lol
  1941. [23:03] <Scofield> im being serious, you know how easy it is to commit a felony
  1942. [23:03] <Scofield> i read this story about this guy who stole a box of baseball cards
  1943. [23:03] <Scofield> one of em was work half a million dollars
  1944. [23:03] <Scofield> bam grand theft
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