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  1. 3/2/2014
  2.  
  3. <&Earthworm> WTF @ MY INTERNET
  4. <&Earthworm> ok
  5. <&Earthworm> i hope it works now
  6. <&Earthworm> i added
  7. <&Earthworm> a password
  8. <&Earthworm> to my router
  9. <&Earthworm> =/
  10. <&Earthworm> cos idk how we woulda used 6GB Today.
  11. <~Noelle> u have an unprotected network?
  12. <~Noelle> had*
  13. <&Earthworm> yea
  14. <&Earthworm> i named it VIRUS tho
  15. <&Earthworm> to dissuade potential hijackers of my network
  16.  
  17. [22:42:37] <&Earthworm|Away> lol
  18. [22:52:20] <~Earthwarm|Away> lol
  19. [22:54:43] <~Earthwrom> Don't be scared to love, if you don't feel pretty enough or handsome enough just no somebody out there loves you just for you! - Lil B
  20. [23:03:22] <the_pugilist> help this channel has worms.
  21.  
  22. [23:37:02] <the_pugilist> Q. why did earthworm need a change of clothes?
  23. [23:37:08] <the_pugilist> A. he soiled himself
  24.  
  25. * cbb removes ban on ctc!*@*
  26. * cbb invited CTC into the channel.
  27. * CTC (Mibbit@synIRC-28428883.woh.res.rr.com) has joined #alpharuiners
  28. <CTC> cbb suck my fucking dick
  29. <CTC> faggot
  30. <@cbb> :]
  31. <CTC> i hope u get aids
  32. <CTC> and die
  33. * CTC (Mibbit@synIRC-28428883.woh.res.rr.com) has left #alpharuiners
  34.  
  35. [23:12:33] <@Deidara> Hm wonder if this name dropped
  36. [23:12:45] * Deidara is now known as Scofield
  37. [23:13:19] <@Scofield> Lmao nice
  38. [23:13:50] <@Scofield> Lets see who I can confuse with this.
  39. [23:19:06] <@Scofield> Don't reveal this is me pls imma troll mcm and stuff later
  40. [23:19:26] <@Scofield> Changing vhost to ooooh.kate
  41. [23:21:10] <@FOLGORIO> whoa.
  42. [23:21:11] <@FOLGORIO> its scofield
  43. [23:21:13] <@FOLGORIO> hello
  44. [23:21:26] <@FOLGORIO> wait
  45. [23:21:27] <@FOLGORIO> F*ck u guys
  46. [23:21:29] <@FOLGORIO> jerks
  47. [23:21:29] <@FOLGORIO> lol
  48.  
  49. <@makiri> uh
  50. <@makiri> ipl
  51. <@makiri> and a bunch of smogoners
  52. <@makiri> were at this park thing
  53. <@makiri> mingot and his daughter were there
  54. <@makiri> she was like 13/14
  55. <@makiri> and there was a fountain in the area that i guess some people were playing in or something
  56. <@makiri> and ipl told her to get her shirt wet
  57. <Guest12982> fucking pokemon trainers...
  58. <Guest12982> trying to find pokemon in any body of water
  59. <@BAIKA> rofl
  60. <@BAIKA> for real
  61. <@BAIKA> this is the first i heard this
  62. <@BAIKA> what happened after
  63. <@makiri> mingot didnt know that happened i guess
  64. <@makiri> and we told him a day later
  65. <@makiri> and he kinda freaked out
  66. <@Earthweed> LOL
  67. <@makiri> said if he saw ipl near her he would kill him or something
  68. <@makiri> keep in mind
  69. <@makiri> ipl also brought a girl on the trip
  70. <@makiri> but showed no interest in her at all
  71. <@Earthweed> oh my fuckin god
  72. <@Earthweed> whats he like irl
  73. <@makiri> she was actually pretty good looking
  74. <Guest12982> a magikarp
  75. <@makiri> and over 18
  76. <Guest12982> he tried to splash at mingot's daughter
  77. <Guest12982> iirc
  78. <@makiri> hes quiet as fuck
  79. <@makiri> doesnt say anything
  80. <@makiri> just creepin
  81. <Guest12982> karp...karp...karp..
  82. <Guest12982> karp....
  83.  
  84. <&uragg> my electrical engineering lab partner
  85. <&uragg> is so f*cking hot
  86. <&uragg> it is ridiculous
  87. <&uragg> like she is so hot
  88. <&uragg> i feel bad for talking to her
  89.  
  90. <~Stellar> so my sister has had
  91. <~Stellar> two really racist moments
  92. <~Stellar> but with one of her black teammates
  93. <~Stellar> one time we were driving in the car to a game
  94. <~Stellar> with the black friend in the back seat
  95. <~Stellar> this black driver cuts my sister off
  96. <~Stellar> and hse yells UGH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
  97. <~Stellar> the other time she was talking about going to the pool and turned to her friend
  98. <~Stellar> nad was like
  99. <~Stellar> "wait can you swim"
  100. <~Stellar> also baika on monday my mom wished me happy nig day [EN: this is two days after Martin Luther King Day]
  101. <~Stellar> to put things in perspective
  102. <@BAIKA> damn
  103. <@BAIKA> my parents are just afraid of black people
  104. <@BAIKA> but they aren't outwardly racist
  105. <Guest56473> lol mine too
  106. <Guest56473> my grounded me for letting black ppl into our hosue
  107. <Guest56473> when i was 13
  108. <Guest56473> my mom*
  109. <@BAIKA> last time i brought a black person anywhere near my house was in junior high
  110. <~Stellar> mop your mom is probably a secret homeland security informant
  111. <@BAIKA> and i got yelled at for hanging out with people that are 3 times my size
  112. <Guest56473> well she basically got our neighbor departed yesterday
  113. <Guest56473> well i assume that's what's gonna happen
  114.  
  115. [15:58:57] <&BAIKA> i remember when i first started playing
  116. [15:59:00] <&BAIKA> i misread his name
  117. [15:59:05] <&BAIKA> and called him imperfectfuck
  118. [15:59:09] <&BAIKA> he banned me
  119. [15:59:11] <&BAIKA> :(
  120.  
  121. <&BAIKA> blightbringer
  122. <&BAIKA> what mischeif have you be causing
  123. <&BAIKA> in your daily life
  124. <killallblacks1996> none
  125. <killallblacks1996> im too old for that shite
  126. <killallblacks1996> im matured now
  127. <killallblacks1996> trying to get into political office
  128. <killallblacks1996> so i can ship these freaky monkeys back to africa
  129.  
  130. [20:13] <&Delta2777> man pokemon is pretty cool
  131. [20:13] <&Delta2777> you can choose from like
  132. [20:13] <&Delta2777> 700 Pokemon
  133. [20:13] <&Delta2777> and make a team of 6
  134. [20:13] <&Delta2777> with any moves you want
  135. [20:13] <&Delta2777> and any items etc
  136. [20:13] <&Delta2777> and your only objective
  137. [20:13] <&Delta2777> is to win
  138. [20:13] <&Delta2777> p. crazy
  139. [20:15] * &Zebraiken (p@ni.c) Quit (Quit: )
  140. [20:34] <&Bleuwind> ...
  141. [20:34] <&Heist> lol
  142. [20:34] <&blue> lol
  143. [20:35] <&cbb> lol
  144.  
  145. [update line 3/2/2014]
  146.  
  147. <ef> http://www.shinyshiny.tv/happy-rabbit.jpg
  148. <ef> LOL looks like
  149. <ef> a penis throwing up a peace sign
  150.  
  151. <&Lamppost> man
  152. <&Lamppost> i missed 2 days of school
  153. <&Lamppost> the week before final week
  154. <&Lamppost> im fukd
  155. <&uragg> ur in hs
  156. <&uragg> u noob
  157. <&uragg> u will be fine
  158. <&Lamppost> im only worried about
  159. <&Lamppost> basic art
  160. ...
  161. <&Lamppost> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYwVV9vCYAAfvp6.jpg:large
  162. <&Lamppost> turned it in
  163. <&Lamppost> like a champion
  164. <&Lamppost> i was supposed to show motion
  165. ...
  166. <&Lamppost> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWGpD9dIAAAmJnM.jpg:large
  167. <&Lamppost> tennis ball
  168. ...
  169. <&Lamppost> wanna hear a story about my sketchbooks
  170. <&Lamppost> my sister asked for the pics of them
  171. <&Lamppost> so i send her a bunch
  172. <&Lamppost> she shows them to her friends at college
  173. <&Lamppost> they're like
  174. <&Lamppost> "oh they're not bad what grade is he in?"
  175. <&Lamppost> "senior"
  176. <&Lamppost> "oh..."
  177. <&Lamppost> they thought i was in like kindergarten
  178.  
  179. [17:33] <MoP> i trust him for doubles
  180. [17:34] <~makiri> what
  181. [17:34] <MoP> ?
  182. [17:34] <MoP> did of a sudden you forget how to understand english?
  183. [17:35] <MoP> fuck
  184. [17:35] <MoP> did all*
  185.  
  186. (13:52) Atoni: I am playing league of legends now
  187. (13:52) kael: what tounament is that? link batle
  188.  
  189. [update line 1/5/2014]
  190.  
  191. [18:48] <%Yeti> btw english majors have far superior critical thinking skills than other disciplines
  192. [18:48] <%Yeti> thus giving them advantages in the job market
  193.  
  194. <&Eo> whoa
  195. <&Eo> I'm gonna lie on my hand for awhile
  196. <&Eo> and then jack off
  197. <&Eo> will it feel like
  198. <&Eo> it's another person
  199. <&Eo> does anyone else want to join me in this adventure?
  200. * Eo looks at Earthworm|Away
  201. * Earthworm|Away looks at Eo
  202. <&Eo> the mutual gaze
  203. <&Eo> of circlejerking
  204. <&Eo> excellent.
  205.  
  206. <&Eo> blame mcmeghan
  207. <&Eo> and if you want your so called freedom
  208. <&Eo> there's an avenue for that
  209. <&Eo> #except140charactersonly
  210. <&reyscarface> english major humour
  211. <&reyscarface> I dont get it
  212. <&Eo> did you just spelled humour
  213. <&Eo> with a u
  214. <~Noelle> spell*
  215.  
  216. <Scofield> then i ran into her again last week
  217. <Scofield> and she was with her parents
  218. <Scofield> and as i walked by she pointed at me and said "thats the stalker i was telling you about, the one i had to call the cops on"
  219.  
  220. <&Scofield> i ran into the 18 year old again tonight whistle
  221. <&Scofield> she said shes sorry she ignored my text cuz shes been busy
  222. <&Scofield> and i pretended to forget i texted her
  223. <&Scofield> and just kept telling her how busy i was
  224. <&Scofield> anyways we agreed to hang out after spring break
  225. <Louki> Scofield
  226. <Louki> i feel we need an intervention here
  227. <&Scofield> wat
  228. <Louki> we are amongst friends in this internet server
  229. <Louki> is she still in high school?
  230. <Louki> please say no
  231.  
  232. <&Lamppost> have u guys
  233. <&Lamppost> watched lord of the rings
  234. <&Lamppost> is the first one good
  235. <&Eo> yes
  236. <&Lamppost> and should i go get it
  237. <&Heist> eh
  238. <&Heist> it would prob all go over ur head lamppost
  239. <&Heist> maybe get transformers out
  240. <&Heist> or something
  241.  
  242. <The_Chaser> stellar
  243. <The_Chaser> i watched shawshank redemption last nite
  244. <The_Chaser> u kinda look like tim robbins
  245. <The_Chaser> http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2004/11/shawshank_redemption_1.jpg
  246. <The_Chaser> u i realised he looked lik stellar during prison rape
  247. <The_Chaser> scenes
  248. <~cerulean> ,
  249. <@Scofield> its ok stellar, he put up a good fight
  250.  
  251. <&Scofield> altho i did get a freshmans # today at the mall
  252. <&Scofield> but she has a bf
  253. <&Scofield> i think she liked me a lot
  254. <&Scofield> or she thought i was gay
  255. <&Scofield> i was holding a pair of $125 shoes at the time
  256. <&Scofield> and complimented her hair
  257. <&Scofield> and she asked if i was a haidresser
  258. <&Scofield> man some things just sound terrible when i see it in writing
  259. <&Scofield> but she seemed to really like me
  260. <&Scofield> especially when i was able to tell her her major
  261.  
  262. <&Lamppost> i wish i could speak two languages
  263. <&Lamppost> i was gonna take italian
  264. <&Lamppost> but they took it out the year i got to hs
  265. <&Eo> you should probably aim for speaking one right now
  266.  
  267. <iAMafk> i'd rather be a crybaby bitch with talent
  268. <JabbaTheGriffin> well you're almost there
  269. <JabbaTheGriffin> you just need to get a little better
  270.  
  271. [this is old]
  272. +Ginku: (22:46:25) CrashingBoomBang: http://oi39.tinypic.com/15qpts2.jpg
  273. +Ginku: you are
  274. +Ginku: such a faggot
  275. CrashingBoomBang: ?
  276. CrashingBoomBang: OH MY GOD I NAMED ONE OF MY POKEMON GINKU
  277. CrashingBoomBang: KILL ME
  278. +Ginku: no
  279. +Ginku: you named exactly one of your pokemon
  280. +Ginku: and it's a fucking jynx
  281. CrashingBoomBang: n
  282. CrashingBoomBang: shelgon is named STRONF
  283. CrashingBoomBang: check again
  284. ±Dratini: Ginku kicked CrashingBoomBang from this channel.
  285.  
  286. [14:01:38] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  287. [14:01:54] <@McMeghan> bs
  288. [14:01:56] <@cbb> *ribbit*
  289. [14:01:59] <@McMeghan> why is my script not working anymore
  290. [14:02:05] <@cbb> :(
  291. [14:03:38] <@McMeghan> ok
  292. [14:03:40] <@McMeghan> test again pls
  293. [14:03:56] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  294. [14:04:03] <@McMeghan> :'(
  295. [14:04:13] <&Noelle> it only works in the original chan
  296. [14:04:30] <@McMeghan> test again pls
  297. [14:04:42] <&blue> *ribbit*
  298. [14:04:45] <@McMeghan> -_-
  299. [14:05:10] <@cbb> no more of that -_- stuff pls
  300. [14:05:13] <@cbb> we're a positive team
  301. [14:05:14] <@cbb> all around
  302. [14:05:33] <&blue> battle pls
  303. [14:05:49] <@cbb> thats the right attitude
  304. [14:06:03] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  305. [14:07:58] <@McMeghan> oops
  306. [14:08:01] <@McMeghan> i think i broke it
  307. [14:08:07] <@cbb> *ribbit*
  308. [14:08:08] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  309. [14:08:10] <@cbb> :o
  310. [14:08:10] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  311. [14:08:14] <@cbb> did you
  312. [14:08:14] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  313. [14:08:19] <@cbb> lol
  314. [14:08:19] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  315. [14:08:21] <@cbb> yes you did
  316. [14:08:22] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  317. [14:08:27] <@cbb> this is even better though
  318. [14:08:27] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  319. [14:08:37] <@BAIKA> croak
  320. [14:08:38] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  321. [14:08:40] <@BAIKA> croak
  322. [14:08:40] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  323.  
  324. [00:27:31] <Noodlez> did u remove me yet
  325. [00:28:06] <Fabbles> so you accept that you will be banned from all future spls, will probably be infracted, and might get temp suspended from regular tournaments
  326. [00:28:08] <Fabbles> for dropping
  327. [00:29:06] <Noodlez> yes just pls take me off of this shitty team oh my fucking god
  328.  
  329. (thanks to secretary Ginku for collecting the next six logs)
  330.  
  331. [00:11] <Lavos> can someone pls explain
  332. [00:11] <Lavos> why iconic is a big faggot
  333. [00:11] <Lavos> ???
  334. [00:11] <Lavos> specifically to me but in general works as well
  335. [00:13] <Nachos> what did he say
  336. [00:13] <Lavos> lots of shit
  337. [00:13] <Lavos> hes always making snide comments about how bad i am etc
  338. [00:14] <Nachos> lol
  339. [00:15] <Nachos> well if you my opinion
  340. [00:15] <Nachos> you want*
  341. [00:15] <Nachos> its probably your ou forum posts
  342. [00:15] <Lavos> because theyre too strong?
  343. [00:15] <Lavos> or what
  344.  
  345. [23:07] <Birkal> penguinx, you don't have voice
  346. [23:07] <Birkal> but don't mess with stuff on the scms
  347. [23:07] <Birkal> thank you~
  348. [23:09] <GreatSage> birkal scms use for things like small corrections is helpful and encouraged
  349. [23:09] <Birkal> -__-
  350. [23:09] <Birkal> he wrote PENGUINX WAS HERE on a page
  351.  
  352. [18:27] <Brammi> Guys totes need to get DPP LC to be the next BOTW
  353. [18:27] <Brammi> Nails v Me
  354. [18:27] <Brammi> Legit
  355. [18:28] <Ginku> very
  356. [18:28] <Ginku> or we have a good game
  357. [18:29] <Brammi> Outside of Eo's faggot stall team and Heysup being Heysup, me and nails were top of LC at the end of DPP
  358. [18:30] <amarillo> outside of 2 top players, these two ppl are top players!
  359. [18:31] <Brammi> Heysup got lucky simply because he had the largest metagame knowledge
  360. [18:31] <Brammi> And Eo had 1 good team
  361. [18:32] <corkscrew> How is having a large metagame knowledge lucky?
  362. [18:33] <Brammi> Because he would 'know' exactly what you were going to do.
  363. [18:33] <Brammi> Never mispredicted
  364.  
  365. [22:19] <jrrrr> gts of course you watch right at the end
  366. [22:19] <jrrrr> when i lost a match by 3% because i didnt know he set SR up
  367. [22:20] <jrrrr> and not because i actually lost
  368.  
  369. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> why don't you sign up for spl
  370. [22:44] <jrrrr> what is spl
  371. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> the best tournament on smogon
  372. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> ever
  373. [22:45] <jrrrr> oh that stupid thing where the obese chinks stalked lonelyness on facebook irl
  374. [22:45] <jrrrr> no thanks i dont want to be associated with a crowd like that
  375.  
  376. [00:13] <eOut> no toaster just had the misfortune of playing me
  377. [00:13] <eOut> that's pretty unlucky
  378. [00:13] <iconic> know whats unlucky
  379. [00:13] <iconic> that of all the sperm your dad shot into your mother
  380. [00:13] <eOut> I beat them all gg
  381. [00:14] <iconic> you had to penetrate her egg
  382. [00:14] <eOut> nice delivery 3/10
  383. [00:14] <Ciele> the one and only time he has penetrated anything
  384.  
  385. [years old but recently rediscovered]
  386. 01:17:33: <f> man what do i do
  387. 01:17:39: <Bluewind> u suc my dick
  388. 01:17:41: <f> i accidentally ctrl v this img to my gf on msn
  389. 01:17:42: <f> http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/4373/ninahaza.jpg
  390. 01:17:45: <f> shes like
  391. 01:17:46: <f> "uh.."
  392. 01:17:47: <rewer> LOL
  393. 01:17:51: <Bluewind> ahahhahaahhahahaha
  394. 01:17:52: <f> i was supposed to link a youtube video
  395. 01:17:55: <f> u_u
  396. 01:17:59: <Bluewind> what a sexy nig
  397. 01:18:04: <TFC> be happy it wasn't the hairy ass of shame
  398. 01:18:08: <TFC> DAM JUST IMAGINE
  399. 01:18:09: <f> lol
  400. 01:18:09: <Bluewind> ask her what do u thin of his glasses lol
  401. 01:18:10: <Lamppost> lol
  402. 01:18:12: <Blue> rofl
  403. 01:18:18: <Bluewind> lol
  404. 01:18:32: <TFC> how'd you play it off franky
  405. 01:18:39: <Skarmory> f
  406. 01:18:41: <f> just said i was looking up famous criminals
  407. 01:18:42: <TFC> or have you not done that yet
  408. 01:18:42: <f> for my friend
  409. 01:18:43: <Skarmory> f
  410. 01:18:44: <TFC> oh
  411. 01:18:47: <Bluewind> hahahahaha
  412. 01:18:47: <Skarmory> want my suggestion
  413. 01:18:49: <Blue> HAHAHAHAH
  414. 01:18:50: <Skarmory> as to what 2 tell her
  415. 01:18:51: <rewer> ROFL
  416. 01:18:54: <Skarmory> LOL
  417. 01:18:57: <Bluewind> ahahahahahhahahahahaha
  418. 01:18:58: <Skarmory> f
  419. 01:19:01: <f> w/e she beleived it
  420.  
  421. <&Bluewind> folgorio i think i blew my cover
  422. <&Bluewind> as a pokemon player
  423. <&Bluewind> my friend challenged me
  424. <&Bluewind> on pokemon stadium 2
  425. <&Bluewind> and i just couldn't
  426. <&Bluewind> control myself.
  427. <&Bluewind> he was like
  428. <&Bluewind> electric resists fire right
  429.  
  430. <&Bluewind> my parents will ask
  431. <&Bluewind> they once asked me
  432. <&Bluewind> so son u keep playing this pokemon game
  433. <&Bluewind> does it never end
  434. <&Bluewind> what's the point
  435. <&Bluewind> do u keep training them
  436. <&Bluewind> do u wanna CATCH'EM ALL
  437.  
  438. <@Eo> I was walking down the street today
  439. <@Eo> and I was at a crosswalk
  440. <@Eo> and these two girls were carrying a bunch of shopping bags
  441. <@Eo> and sorta dropping them
  442. <@Eo> and I was considering offering some help
  443. <@Eo> but then one of them said "man it'd be nice if I had a boyfriend to help me carry all these bags"
  444. <@Eo> so then I thought it would look awkward if I offered help
  445. <@Eo> so I didn't
  446.  
  447. <%Molk> remember what i said
  448. <&Jumpman16> no ones does
  449. <&Jumpman16> because everyone but me has you on ignore
  450. <&Jumpman16> and i i have you on ignore
  451. <%shnen> who are you talking to Jumpman16
  452. <&Jumpman16> *now i
  453. <&Jumpman16> starting now
  454. <&Jumpman16> to molk, you have him on ignore though
  455. <&Jumpman16> so sorry
  456. <%shnen> ah molk
  457. * Molk (Mibbit@Black.Raven) has left #pokemon
  458.  
  459. [22:36:35] <&Ginku> eo
  460. [22:36:38] <&Ginku> do you just
  461. [22:36:43] <&Ginku> have mibbit open somewhere
  462. [22:36:46] <&Eo> lol
  463. [22:36:48] <&Noelle> yes
  464. [22:36:49] <&Ginku> to ghost people and send messages to -b channels
  465. [22:36:55] <&Eo> I regged his name when I was /msging the channel
  466. [22:37:04] <&Noelle> LOL
  467. [22:37:07] <&Noelle> who
  468. [22:37:09] <&Ginku> -n channels*
  469. [22:37:12] <&Ginku> sweepage
  470. [22:37:15] <&Noelle> ah,,,
  471. [22:37:20] <&Noelle> what channel are you in with sweepage
  472. [22:37:25] <&yondie> dude be careful
  473. [22:37:26] <&yondie> sweepage
  474. [22:37:28] <&yondie> got glined
  475. [22:37:32] <&yondie> a couple days ago
  476. [22:37:55] <&Eo> I'm not sweepage's name
  477. [22:37:56] <&lamppost> jake is in #frontier
  478. [22:37:57] <&Eo> not on*
  479. [22:38:13] <&yondie> jake is also in #teamuber
  480. [22:38:18] <&yondie> where he sees everyone say
  481. [22:38:20] <&yondie> 'fuck sweepage got glined'
  482. [22:38:36] <&Alleneby> how mad would u be
  483. [22:38:39] <&Alleneby> if i got you g-lined eo
  484. [22:38:41] <&Alleneby> by pming jake
  485. [22:38:51] <&Alleneby> and lying
  486. [22:39:21] <&Eo> lying what?
  487. [22:39:49] * Eo has quit (Killed (slushey (stop being a moron)))
  488. [22:39:53] <&Noelle> LOL
  489. [22:39:56] <&yondie> LOL
  490. [22:39:58] <&yondie> GG
  491. [22:39:58] <&Noelle> HAHAHAHAAHAHA
  492. [22:39:58] <&Ginku> hahahahaha
  493. [22:39:59] <&TFC> NO WAY
  494. [22:40:00] <&uragg> LOL
  495. [22:40:01] <&TFC> HAHAHA
  496. [22:40:02] <&yondie> LOL
  497. [22:40:03] <&yondie> IM DYING
  498. [22:40:05] <&Noelle> OH MY FUCK
  499. [22:40:05] <&yondie> IM FUCKING DYING
  500. [22:40:12] <~iconic> LMAO
  501. [22:40:13] <&yondie> GFG EO UT MORTUS
  502. [22:40:13] <&TFC> AMAZING
  503. [22:40:14] <&yondie> RIP
  504. [22:40:22] * Eo (eo@mort.us) has joined #elsewhere
  505. [22:40:22] * Sgt_Semen sets mode +a #elsewhere Eo
  506. [22:40:22] * Sgt_Semen gives channel operator status to Eo
  507. [22:40:24] <&Noelle> LOL
  508. [22:40:25] <~iconic> rofl
  509. [22:40:27] <~iconic> fucking
  510. [22:40:27] <&yondie> ahgahahahahaha
  511. [22:40:28] <&Alleneby> ROFL
  512. [22:40:29] <~iconic> obliterated
  513. [22:40:33] <&Alleneby> LOLING
  514. [22:40:33] <&Noelle> L M F A O
  515. [22:40:34] <&Alleneby> LOL
  516. [22:40:35] <&uragg> MTABA
  517. [22:40:40] <&uragg> M T A B A
  518. [22:40:48] <&yondie> lol
  519. [22:40:50] <&yondie> im fucking dying
  520. [22:40:57] <&Eo> lol
  521. [22:41:05] <&Eo> I got owned
  522.  
  523. <&Noelle> an Inspiration to us all
  524. <&Noelle> http://i.imgur.com/SLiKH.jpg
  525. <&Delta2777> do you think she'll ever be in the olympics
  526.  
  527. <~iconic> ugh
  528. <~iconic> i was on mitt romney's wikipedia page
  529. <~iconic> and i wanted to look up details on his stance on gay marriage
  530. <~iconic> so i hit ctrl + f
  531. <~iconic> and i accidentally looked up
  532. <~iconic> 'fag' instead of 'gay'
  533. <~iconic> i feel bad
  534.  
  535. [21:42:58] <&Scofield> i dont think i like them tho, the 6.5 inch shaft is too much for me to handle
  536. [21:43:03] <&Scofield> and idk if i can pull them off...
  537. [21:43:39] <@Louki> i dont really like boots anyways
  538. [21:44:00] <&Scofield> yea i might just give up lol
  539. [21:44:55] <&Scofield> feels weird tho
  540. [21:45:08] <@Louki> wat does
  541. [21:45:17] <&Scofield> having the 6.5 inch shaft
  542. [21:45:25] <&Scofield> id rather it be like 4 inches
  543. [21:45:33] <&Scofield> i feel like its suffocating me
  544. [21:45:43] <@Louki> i feel like ur getting these boots just to work in the word "shaft"
  545. [21:45:44] <&Scofield> the 2nd one i linked to only has a 4.75 inch shaft
  546. [21:45:49] <&Scofield> and the first one has 5 inch shaft
  547.  
  548. [21:44] <myzozoa> man yondie and sprinkles
  549. [21:44] <myzozoa> two shitty users
  550. [21:44] <myzozoa> going at it
  551.  
  552. <&badabing> ciele do u kno who is butt
  553. <&badabing> in frontier chan
  554. <&Ginku> it's a bot
  555. <&badabing> o lol
  556. <&badabing> I've been pming him
  557. <&badabing> like two days
  558.  
  559. <~Theorymon> blargh Im having serious sleeping issues atm... like the opposite of usual
  560. <~Theorymon> I have only one option now... Im gonna eat apples and drink lots of cofee
  561. <~Theorymon> so I can actually get something fucking done today!
  562. <&JabbaTheGriffin> i'm having a pretty bad sleeping problem too
  563. <&JabbaTheGriffin> i'm going into heavy REM sleep and sleeping away all the fucks i give
  564.  
  565. <&Earthworm|Away> i bashed coldplay
  566. <&Earthworm|Away> for a long long time
  567. <&Earthworm|Away> without ever listening to them
  568. <&Earthworm|Away> i have to go
  569. <&Earthworm|Away> door bell
  570. <&Earthworm|Away> bye
  571. <&Heist> why is he embarrassed
  572. <&Heist> about coldplay
  573. <&Heist> when he used to listen to hentai theme songs 24/7
  574.  
  575. [08:12] <D4RR3N> honestly, if a women reported you for robusting her (or whatever it's called), that also means you dont have the ability to give women a great fuck.
  576.  
  577. <Louki> you know wats a cool idea
  578. <Louki> opening up a bar that specializes in serving different mammal's milk
  579. <Louki> called "Mammal Tap"
  580. <Louki> for example
  581. <Louki> u would have traditional mammal milk like cow and goat
  582. <Louki> but also esoteric varietes like hyena and humpback whale
  583. <Louki> whale milk is probably very nutritious
  584. <Louki> cuz they need to grow so much
  585. <Louki> the main issue is procuring it tho
  586. <Louki> and it would also serve foods that go good with milk
  587. <Louki> like cookies
  588. <Louki> and PBnJs
  589. <Louki> i wonder wat mammal's milk tastes the best
  590. <Louki> i think giraffe milk would be pretty good
  591. <Louki> they lead an agrarian lifestyle
  592. <Louki> and it probably churns nicely in their long body
  593.  
  594. <Scarfwynaut> hey do you guys have a number that like always appears in random places in your life?
  595. <@MoP> no faggot
  596.  
  597. <Reverb> hey sprinkles...I swear I met your dad
  598. <Reverb> does he frequent cycling road in Kanto?
  599. <Reverb> with the other cueballs
  600.  
  601. <~iconic> honestly im just rubbing my nuts right now
  602. <~iconic> they feel so nice
  603.  
  604. <~iconic> so let me sum this up uragg
  605. <~iconic> you jumped out of your 2nd floor window to go to a party that you ultimately got kicked out of because the host wanted to make pasta and now its 2:20 am and you're about to climb into your house through a window in the attempts to not get caught by your asian father
  606. <dugtrio> No my friend made pasta when the host didn't want him to
  607. <dugtrio> But otherwise
  608. <dugtrio> Yes that's correct
  609. <~iconic> rofl
  610. <~iconic> your friend rules
  611. <dugtrio> He made sauce for it too
  612. <dugtrio> And he out
  613. <dugtrio> Put
  614. <dugtrio> Peaches
  615. <dugtrio> In the tomato sauce
  616.  
  617. <Earthworm> GTFA
  618. <Earthworm> LOL
  619. <Earthworm> i was trying
  620. <Earthworm> to remove
  621. <Earthworm> the swear word in the acronym
  622. <Earthworm> i forgot
  623. <Earthworm> that its not
  624. <Earthworm> "out"
  625.  
  626. [18:12] <D4RR3N> then he's saying im trying to school him when im just telling him he shouldnt sac his scarfer so early in the game
  627. [18:12] <D4RR3N> but w/e, a game is just a game
  628. [18:13] <Ginku> did you tell him he's at fault for his father's death
  629. [18:13] <D4RR3N> stfu ginku
  630. [18:13] <D4RR3N> dont even try to talk
  631.  
  632. [03:33] *** upstart joined #nowhere
  633. [03:33] <upstart> !tof
  634. [03:33] <hinako> <@ToF> bloos right here <@ToF> his ass must taste good right franky
  635. [03:33] *** upstart left #nowhere
  636.  
  637. folgorio: heist
  638. folgorio: ur mouth
  639. folgorio: is like an onion
  640. folgorio: when u open it
  641. folgorio: it makes me want to cry
  642.  
  643. [13:04:51] <Earthworm> hmm
  644. [13:04:55] <Earthworm> id better revise my pi
  645. [13:05:14] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058
  646. [13:05:48] <Earthworm> 2097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664
  647. [13:06:48] <Earthworm> 70938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659
  648. [13:07:04] <Earthworm> 3344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  649. [13:07:20] <Earthworm> ok
  650. [13:07:32] <Earthworm> now i will check for errors
  651. [13:08:35] <Earthworm> ok
  652. [13:08:37] <Earthworm> it looks right
  653. [13:08:39] <Earthworm> reading over it
  654. [13:08:50] <Earthworm> now ill compare it to a website
  655. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
  656. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
  657. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  658. [13:09:24] <Earthworm> vs
  659. [13:09:32] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
  660. [13:10:25] <Earthworm> 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
  661. [13:10:36] <Earthworm> 442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  662. [13:11:04] <Earthworm> =]
  663. [13:11:05] <Earthworm> no errors
  664. [13:12:09] <Earthworm> i did it flawlessly
  665. [13:12:16] <Earthworm> i guess that shows
  666. [13:12:25] <Earthworm> to revise at some interval
  667.  
  668. [21:02] <yondie> its all about
  669. [21:02] <yondie> brawl
  670. [21:02] <yondie> roy
  671. [21:02] <yondie> GG
  672. [21:02] <yondie> im unstoppable
  673. [21:02] <yondie> with roy
  674.  
  675. [18:42] <Andrew> "Tiering is not what made Smogon and competitive Pokemon so popular. It was the introduction of WiFi play. That's why this site had such a high growth spurt when Diamond and Pearl were released in English, we had analyses on Pokemon, and all talk of tiering was banned."
  676. [18:42] <Andrew> what the fuck?
  677. [18:42] <undisputed> its a firestorm post
  678.  
  679. [23:43] <Scofield> headed out, bye
  680. [23:43] *** Scofield quit (Quit: )
  681. [23:45] <Louki> sco's hittin the town
  682. [23:45] <Louki> lookin for women with daddy issues
  683.  
  684. [01:37] <Scofield> i was talking to this girl and she told me she works at victorias secret
  685. [01:37] <Scofield> and i told her i was v familiar with that place
  686. [01:37] <Scofield> she looked like laura vandervoort
  687. [01:37] <Scofield> i want to cum on her face sobadly
  688.  
  689. [22:17] <&GigaPunch> subway is awesome, I remember when I met ck and we went to subway and the guy refused him a small cup of water (for free) and he raged
  690.  
  691. [04:36am] folgorio was kicked from #insidescoop by mingot. (mingot)
  692. [04:36am] folgorio joined #insidescoop.
  693. [04:36am] folgorio is now known as what_i_do.
  694. [04:37am] mingot: you lost your last badge.
  695. [04:39am] what_i_do is now known as fuck_you.
  696.  
  697. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> the system is also preventing people from meeting the standards for admin
  698. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> you could do the job
  699. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> we have enough admins
  700. [23:34] <TFC> yea but no one wants to put penis in their mouth for it
  701.  
  702. [21:51] <~iconic> i like how the tc badge went from a badge recognizing good players to a badge that everyone who was semi-decent had to a badge that a bunch of shitty ru nu and lc players have
  703.  
  704. ]V[ajinTupacZ: i feel like he understand nothing
  705. Redwind: majin
  706. [sky] kaeI: majin you're little girl
  707. [sky] kaeI: I'll have to give you a spanking.
  708.  
  709. ---
  710.  
  711. ST8 Quarterfinals
  712. Battle between imperfectluck and uraga started!
  713.  
  714. Tier: Wifi OU
  715. Mode: Singles
  716. Rule: Unrated
  717. Rule: Sleep Clause
  718. Rule: Freeze Clause
  719. Rule: Disallow Spects
  720. Rule: Species Clause
  721. Rule: Wifi Battle
  722. Rule: Self-KO Clause
  723.  
  724. Your team: Tyranitar / penis / penis / penis / penis / penis
  725. Opponent's team: Scizor / Espeon / Vaporeon / Ninjask / Mr. Mime / Celebi
  726.  
  727. uraga: gl hf
  728. imperfectluck sent out Ninjask!
  729. uraga sent out Tyranitar!
  730. Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
  731.  
  732. Start of turn 1!
  733. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Substitute!
  734. Imperfectluck's Ninjask made a substitute!
  735.  
  736. Tyranitar used Stealth Rock!
  737. Pointed stones float in the air around imperfectluck's team!
  738.  
  739. The sandstorm rages!
  740. Imperfectluck's Ninjask is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  741. Imperfectluck's Ninjask restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  742. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed Boost increases its speed!
  743. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed rose!
  744.  
  745. Start of turn 2!
  746. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Flash!
  747. Tyranitar's Accuracy fell!
  748.  
  749. Tyranitar used Crunch!
  750. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's substitute faded!
  751.  
  752. The sandstorm rages!
  753. Imperfectluck's Ninjask is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  754. Imperfectluck's Ninjask restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  755. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed Boost increases its speed!
  756. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed rose!
  757.  
  758. Start of turn 3!
  759. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Substitute!
  760. Imperfectluck's Ninjask made a substitute!
  761.  
  762. Tyranitar used Roar!
  763. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Espeon!
  764. Imperfectluck's Espeon was dragged out!
  765.  
  766. The sandstorm rages!
  767. Imperfectluck's Espeon is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  768. Imperfectluck's Espeon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  769.  
  770. Start of turn 4!
  771. imperfectluck called Espeon back!
  772. imperfectluck sent out Ninjask!
  773. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Ninjask!
  774.  
  775. Tyranitar used Crunch!
  776. Imperfectluck's Ninjask lost 0% of its health!
  777. Imperfectluck's Ninjask fainted!
  778.  
  779. The sandstorm rages!
  780. imperfectluck sent out Vaporeon!
  781. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Vaporeon!
  782.  
  783. imperfectluck forfeited against uraga!
  784.  
  785. The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.
  786.  
  787. ---
  788.  
  789. <folgorio> eo
  790. <folgorio> whats giving head
  791. <folgorio> exactly mean
  792. <Eo> it's slang for a game
  793. <Eo> it's pretty retarded actually
  794. <folgorio> so what is it
  795. <Eo> two people take turns headbutting each other in the stomach
  796.  
  797. [02:56] <&The_Chaser> superbowl sucks
  798. [02:57] <&The_Chaser> if i wanted to watch fat black men doing nothing id go to the petrol station
  799.  
  800. [03:17] <&Scofield> i only talk to good looking guys too
  801. [03:17] <&Scofield> ugly people are just a waste of time in general
  802. [03:17] <&whistle> lol
  803. [03:17] <~The_Chaser> i bet you dont have too many mirrors at home
  804.  
  805. [02:39] <&Scofield> i want to pork you anna
  806.  
  807. [22:09] <NatGeo> some senior said he would be my grinding partner
  808.  
  809. [00:52] Philip7086: why the fuck has ipl been going on a troll binge lately?
  810. [00:52] Philip7086: oh shit i won a trophy, time to troll
  811. [00:54] Stone_Cold22: phil he's a douchebag legit
  812. [00:54] Stone_Cold22: the nig entered a tourney in which you must submit your team ahead of time and can't change it. then changes his team in the finals vs me to counter team me. and got dq'd
  813.  
  814. [19:10] <Heist> whistle
  815. [19:10] <Heist> this is sad
  816. [19:10] <Heist> but goldensun used your dpp team
  817. [19:10] <Heist> in tour finals
  818.  
  819. Heysup_biology: are you honestly not going to get over that blaziken thing?
  820. JabbaTheGriffin: it's not that one instance i just genuinely don't like you
  821. JabbaTheGriffin: i think you're an idiot
  822. JabbaTheGriffin: yeah you're retarded
  823.  
  824. Syrim: than i choke after outplaying you
  825. ~Syrim vs Hugendugen, SPL 3
  826.  
  827. <trickroom> how come Jibaku hates his own team in SPL
  828. <LonelyNess> you'd hate it too
  829. <LonelyNess> if you had to deal with g80, evan, alex, AND synre
  830. <trickroom> I mean his team of 6 pokes
  831. <LonelyNess> oh
  832. <LonelyNess> ahem...
  833. <LonelyNess> ignore me then!
  834.  
  835. [12:14] <&folgorio> no one click these i just need somewhere to post them
  836. [12:14] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Puerto-Rico-Cinco-siglos-historia-Spanish-Edition-/200590965226?pt=US_Nonfiction_Book&hash=item2eb42739ea
  837. [12:15] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Multivariable-Calculus-Bruce-H-Edwards-Ron-Larson-/230617197911?pt=US_Texbook_Education&hash=item35b1db2d57
  838. [12:17] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Micro-Economy-Today-Book-Bradley-R-Schiller-NEW-/370507694898?pt=Non_Fiction&hash=item5643fac332
  839. [12:19] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Norton-Antivirus-2011-1-PC-Brand-New-/350460674428?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item519915817c
  840. [12:31] <&folgorio> http://www.soapshed.com/store/Babys-Bare-Butt-Soap-pr-16228.html
  841. [12:38] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Wet-Ones-Singles-Antibacterial-Cleansing-Wipes-Fresh-/140533569099?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20b874164b
  842. [12:39] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Pampers-Swaddlers-Sensitive-Diapers-Jumbo-Pack-newbor-/250811260869?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a65841fc5
  843.  
  844. [02:48] <Anna> I thought folg and bw were going out =\
  845.  
  846. <&iconic> feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day
  847. <&iconic> feed a fish a man and he'll eat for like two months
  848.  
  849. <&The_Chaser> where does obama live
  850.  
  851. <&mireille> they just gave me the sedatives
  852. <&mireille> and i dont remember
  853. <&mireille> anything after that
  854.  
  855. [01:43] <&skarmory> i wish i was black
  856. [01:43] <&tito> me too
  857. [01:43] <&tito> huge dick too
  858. [01:43] <&tito> no homo but ive seen his dick before
  859. [01:43] <&tito> i was amazed
  860. [01:44] <&skarmory> like more than 10?
  861. [01:44] <&tito> nah
  862. [01:44] <&tito> close to 10 though
  863.  
  864. <&Bluewind> did you make any moves
  865. <&Eo> yes I did
  866. <&Eo> but she was too wasted to notice
  867. <&skarmory> eo
  868. <&skarmory> wat was da move
  869. <&Eo> .___________.
  870. <&Eo> I smacked her ass
  871.  
  872. <&Cecil> whistle
  873. <&Cecil> i was so bored
  874. <&Cecil> i spent 3 hours making graphics for my neopets
  875.  
  876. [01:28] xianglongfa: I think i might get a A- in econ
  877. [01:28] xianglongfa: even though i had like
  878. [01:28] xianglongfa: 100 average
  879. [01:28] xianglongfa: goign into the final
  880. [01:28] xianglongfa: not b/c i didn't study
  881. [01:28] xianglongfa: but b/c i was a cocky bitch
  882. [01:28] xianglongfa: and tried to finish the exam too fast
  883. [01:28] xianglongfa: after i left i realized i forgot to do half a problem
  884. [01:28] xianglongfa: out of like
  885. [01:28] xianglongfa: 3
  886. [01:30] xianglongfa: b/c i was like
  887. [01:30] xianglongfa: wow this is easy as fuck
  888. [01:30] xianglongfa: lets try to speedrun this shit
  889. [01:30] xianglongfa: like it was a mario game or something
  890.  
  891. <&whistle> so apparently my friend was in the library yesterday
  892. <&whistle> this guy came up to her and said:
  893. <&whistle> "youre really cute. this is one of the times if i dont say anything i would hate myself forever. want to get coffee sometime?"
  894. <&whistle> and he was this awkward older asian dude
  895. <&Cecil> did sarenji visit your school
  896. <&Cecil> BURN
  897.  
  898. * folg fire blast skarmory
  899. * skarmory used double team 12 times before hand
  900. * folg uses aura sphere
  901. <~skarmory> do 20%
  902. <&folg> nope its specs luke aura sphere
  903. <&folg> 80% yo
  904. <~skarmory> i switched to sub gar
  905. <&folg> i went to cm blissey
  906. <~skarmory> im subpunch rofl
  907. <&folg> im
  908. <&folg> counter cm blissey
  909. <~skarmory> ...
  910. <@GoldenSun> ...
  911. <&Heist> lol....
  912. <~skarmory> ROFL
  913. <~skarmory> USE COUNTER ON ME BRO
  914. <~skarmory> COME AT ME
  915. <&folg> oh
  916. <&folg> lol
  917. <&folg> gg man at least i tried
  918. <~skarmory> gg
  919. <~skarmory> GG
  920. <&folg> lol dam that was p. dumb
  921. <&folg> fuk all
  922. <&Eo> gg
  923.  
  924. aziki: nattorei xatu chansey dragon dragon groudon
  925. aziki: UGH
  926. aziki: I TYPED MY OWN TEAM
  927. aziki: NO
  928. Heist: ROFL
  929.  
  930. <@Sk> these black guys on my block used to ask me what indian words meant in rap song
  931. <@Sk> i used to tell them random shit and they believed me
  932.  
  933. <@The_Chaser> i just made myself lunch
  934. <@The_Chaser> 200g ham, 200g egg, 250g rice, 150 g onion, 100 g carrot, 100g corn, 50g peas
  935.  
  936. <@Scofield> i think yday was the worst day of my life
  937. <@Scofield> so its all uphill from here
  938. <@Scofield> that was prolly the biggest pokemon match ive had to play
  939. <@Scofield> man and i thought that day i got shot down by 15 different girls was going to be the worst day of my life forever
  940.  
  941. <@WhiteQueen> i was groped by a few guys
  942. <@WhiteQueen> i just pretended those were female hands
  943.  
  944. [21:02] <Cecil> phil a homo
  945. [21:02] <Cecil> LOL
  946. [21:02] <~Philip7086> rofl yeah i am
  947.  
  948. <&Jibaku> also whistle your avatar is starting to creep me
  949. <&Jibaku> looks too much like me -.-
  950.  
  951. <&whistle> :)
  952. <~Earthworm> =
  953. <~Earthworm> =
  954. <~Earthworm> =
  955. <~Earthworm> =]
  956. <~Earthworm> gdi
  957.  
  958. <ENZ0> waht is better perixet or vicodin?
  959. <sanchez> lol perixet
  960. <Pidge> any1 play tennis and smoke sum?
  961. <sanchez> percocet is better
  962. <breadbot> here's the thread, note my hair back for my little pony: bread is a better just go to your sweet
  963. <Pidge> the ball moves really slow
  964. <sanchez> percocet = oxycodone
  965. <breadbot> percocet is a cunt
  966. <sanchez> stronger than hydrocdone
  967. <sanchez> which is vicodin
  968. <ENZ0> ok
  969. <Pidge> what is better cough medicine brown or red
  970. <sanchez>  brown
  971. <sanchez> by far
  972. <Pidge> lol i got it in brown bottle
  973. <Pidge> but it was red!
  974. <Pidge> i was fucking pissed
  975. <ENZ0> nigger.
  976. <Pidge> i tried to return it
  977. <Pidge> but they say they dont do refunds on red
  978. <Pidge> do you think the north pole is rela
  979. <Pidge> real
  980. <Pidge> imo no
  981. <Pidge> theres a wall there
  982. <Pidge> made by government
  983. <Pidge> the world is flat
  984.  
  985. <+LonelyNess> The Raiders were by far the nicest / most cordial team
  986. <+LonelyNess> and say what you will about them but they played more matches caringly than any other team out of contention
  987. <+LonelyNess> Brits / Cryos / Cong all said fuck it when they were out
  988. <TFC> wasn't part of that because they didn't want rey in playoffs
  989. <TFC> thats what I was told by like 3 of them
  990.  
  991. <&Jumpman16> reminder
  992. <&Jumpman16> http://album.smogon.com/Jumpman16/meanddrevk0.jpg
  993. <&Jumpman16> i had sex with this girl
  994. <&Jumpman16> a lot
  995. <&Jumpman16> dont talk to me about standards
  996. <&Jumpman16> (talk to me instead about my obvious asian fetish)
  997. <&Jumpman16> uh
  998. <&Jumpman16> how am i in the wrong window
  999. <&Jumpman16> rofl
  1000.  
  1001. <&folgorio> iconic
  1002. <&folgorio> why do you hate me
  1003. <&iconic> because youre a girly faggot whos obsessed with retarded pop singers and who is annoying as shit and haxes me all the fucking time not to mention made me look like a fucking cheater in spl when you sucked your managers dick and cried to him
  1004.  
  1005. <~badass> semen smells awesome
  1006.  
  1007. <&EUM> <Jirachi> sex in the air i dont care i love the smell of it
  1008. <&EUM> I don't like this line because it reminds me of the smell of masturbation
  1009.  
  1010. <&iconic> anyways at the end the dude beats up the chick and goes YOU FUCKING CUNT
  1011. <&iconic> and i got to read it out loud in my class
  1012. <&iconic> my teacher was the chick i said it too
  1013. <&iconic> to*
  1014.  
  1015. <&reyscarface> pana is your sister playing
  1016. <&panamaxis> probably
  1017. <&panamaxis> but after lunch
  1018. <&reyscarface> does she still have a crush on me
  1019. <&panamaxis> yeah i guess
  1020. <&panamaxis> if by crush you mean loves your raging
  1021.  
  1022. <@Sk> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
  1023.  
  1024. <&kd24> <&uragg> poop comin out feels just as nice as stuff coming in
  1025. <&uragg> ok that's a real log but w/e
  1026.  
  1027. <&Heist> wow
  1028. <&Heist> how old is fishy
  1029. <~whistle> 19 or 20
  1030. <&Heist> she looks like 13
  1031.  
  1032. <@Scofield> yay cake, sum 41 and lady gaga all have new cd's out
  1033. <@Sk> wtf
  1034. <@Scofield> now i dont have to leave katy perry on replay
  1035. <@Sk> did you actually say that
  1036. <@Sk> i hate you
  1037. <@Sk> goodbye
  1038. * Sk (~LEO@diversified.multicultural.postmodern.deconstructionist) has left #alpharuiners
  1039. <@Scofield> which part upset him?
  1040.  
  1041. <@Eo> fuck I think I choked on a dick the size of which only folgorio could fathom
  1042.  
  1043. (07:37:18) AJC: i am fucking going to japan and freaking finish off what that tsunami couldn't
  1044. (07:37:23) AJC: i am going to destroy gamefreak
  1045.  
  1046. <@Scofield> i always wanted to go to a sex addicts anonymous meeting too to pick up chicks
  1047. <@Scofield> they gotta be easy there
  1048.  
  1049. <&Eo> no point in trying to cover it up
  1050. <&Eo> this is a clear-cut case of
  1051. <&Eo> evidence
  1052.  
  1053. <&The_Chaser> hey tito is it true you had the hots for a fat mexican chick rey showwed you
  1054. <&tito> HEY
  1055. <&tito> she was p cute
  1056. <&tito> fat girls need love too
  1057.  
  1058. Mar 16 20:00:36<@uragg> on a huge penis
  1059. Mar 17 18:23:20<@uragg> penis
  1060. Mar 17 19:25:45<&uragg> penis
  1061. Mar 17 19:51:02<@uragg> hooray for penis
  1062. Mar 18 18:19:41<&uragg> penis
  1063. Mar 18 18:29:11<&uragg> penis
  1064. Mar 19 15:35:04<@uragg> penis
  1065. Mar 19 16:50:09<&uragg> folg for penis
  1066. Mar 19 16:51:22<&uragg> by folg's penis
  1067. Mar 19 21:13:19<&uragg> penis
  1068. Mar 19 21:30:29<&uragg> penis
  1069. Mar 20 21:20:29<&uragg> penis
  1070. Mar 20 20:12:08<@uragg> i <3 penis
  1071. Mar 20 21:28:47<&uragg> penis
  1072.  
  1073. <&folg> badass
  1074. <&folg> you are
  1075. <&folg> fuckin sick
  1076. <&folg> not even kidding lol
  1077. <&folg> fuckin
  1078. <&folg> psychopath
  1079.  
  1080. <&folg> would you anal yourself
  1081. <&folg> to try it out
  1082. <&folg> lol i think i wouldnt
  1083. <&folg> in case i do end up liking it
  1084. <&folg> then 'want more'
  1085.  
  1086. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> the one time drcossack won when someone was fucking with him
  1087. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> enjoy it while it lasts
  1088. <drcossack> nah, not the first time
  1089. <drcossack> bluecookies did this with a pic from my facebook a few months ago...got him to remove it myself.
  1090. <tito> how
  1091. <drcossack> threaten him with a lawyer.
  1092. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> rofl
  1093. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> thats amazing
  1094. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> that you care
  1095. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> that much
  1096. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> my god
  1097. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> you are something else drcossack
  1098. <drcossack> hey, if he wants to use my shit without permission, he'll have to deal with the consequences
  1099. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> are you even real
  1100. <drcossack> yes.
  1101.  
  1102. [20:45] <+supermarth64> there's this one ride at disney called "captain eo"
  1103. [20:45] <+supermarth64> i took a pic on my phone
  1104. [20:45] <%Eo> lol
  1105. [20:45] <Scofield> did you ride captain eo
  1106. [20:45] <+supermarth64> i did but then i got off cuz he took too long
  1107. [20:46] <%Eo> hm guess it's not a very accurate simulator
  1108.  
  1109. <+Shiv> yo so
  1110. <+Shiv> how do you save in desmemu
  1111. <+Shiv> desmume*
  1112. <+alex> first you suck my dick
  1113. <+alex> then you wait an hour and suck it again,fag
  1114.  
  1115. * bryan (~Gouki@ha.ha.you.think.anyone.likes.whistle) has joined #brofessionals
  1116. <&Lady_bug> ha ha
  1117. <&bryan> lol laughing at me you little shit the sun will set on your time soon enough
  1118.  
  1119. <~Earthworm> can my cat stop opening the door pleas
  1120. <~Earthworm> its really annoying
  1121.  
  1122. Phil update:
  1123.  
  1124. <~Philip7086> damn i'm good
  1125. <~Philip7086> smd now
  1126. * &whistle drops to his knees
  1127. * &whistle unbuclkles phils pants
  1128. * &whistle unbuttons his boxers
  1129. <&whistle> o wait
  1130. <&whistle> <~Philip7086> o dam, my boxers have a huge hole in them, and my dick is straight up just flopping out
  1131. * &whistle doesn't bother
  1132. * &whistle 8==========O:
  1133. * &whistle 8======O:
  1134. * &whistle 8==============O:
  1135. * &whistle 8========O:
  1136. * &whistle 8==========O:
  1137. <~Philip7086> LOL STOP
  1138. * &whistle 8==================D ~~~ O:
  1139. <&whistle> OW
  1140.  
  1141. <%Snunch> lol I hate it when random people who suck have a whole bunch of deceiving forum badges
  1142. <%Snunch> like macle and phillip7086
  1143.  
  1144. <LonelyNess> why would you join a tournament, knowing you weren't guaranteed to be on the same team, if not being on the same team would mean you would just not give a shit
  1145. <husk> constipation
  1146.  
  1147. <&tochu> last night
  1148. <&tochu> junioritos pm'd me
  1149. <&tochu> p
  1150. <&tochu> erm
  1151. <&tochu> "pssst i like penis"
  1152.  
  1153. <&Aldaron> anyway, just wanted to say....
  1154. <~Colonel_M> Go ahead
  1155. <&Aldaron> it has taken Colonel_m 3 years to write a good post
  1156. <&Aldaron> but damn it was good
  1157. <~Colonel_M> ...
  1158.  
  1159. <&Layla> where did apologies go anyway
  1160. <&atticus> all he does now is play like once a week
  1161. <&atticus> and when he does he thinks hes the fucking shit and starts trolling scof
  1162. <&atticus> and then gets banned
  1163. <&atticus> like a nigger
  1164.  
  1165. <~whistle> did anyone save kg vs indra
  1166. <~whistle> LOG TFC
  1167. <&TheFourthChaser> I don't got it
  1168. <&TheFourthChaser> I made the decision not to save
  1169. <&TheFourthChaser> after
  1170. <&TheFourthChaser> he tried to eq balloon tar
  1171.  
  1172. <@Sarenji> aldaron did you know other men's semen smells terribly
  1173.  
  1174. <Heysup> heracross banned
  1175. <Heysup> im nowhere near top 10 without heracross
  1176. <aldaron> did you run min speed heracross
  1177.  
  1178. <&makiri> have i ever steered you wrong?
  1179. <&Huy> once
  1180. <&makiri> when
  1181. <&Huy> when you deleted something under my account with the reason FAGGOTS
  1182. <&makiri> rofl
  1183. <&Huy> cathy didn't like that
  1184.  
  1185. [19:24] <%bryan> lady bug
  1186. [19:24] <+Lady_bug> bryan
  1187. [19:24] <%bryan> kiss my face
  1188. [19:24] <+Lady_bug> i don't know to respond to this
  1189. [19:24] <%bryan> the only way you know how...
  1190. [19:24] <%bryan> do it
  1191. [19:25] <+Lady_bug> stellar help
  1192. [19:25] <+Lady_bug> oh he's not here..
  1193. [19:26] <%bryan> course not
  1194. [19:26] <%bryan> id get him to do it otherwise
  1195. [19:27] <+Lady_bug> i think i better go to bed
  1196.  
  1197. <%Earthworm> you should have posted 20 seconds later LonelyNess
  1198. <%Earthworm> then you would be precisely 1 hour after your previous post
  1199. <The_Chaser> ew things like that make me think you are slightly austistic
  1200.  
  1201. http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5320/whistleowned.jpg
  1202.  
  1203. [03:45] <ILoveLiza> man I hate my mum
  1204. [03:46] <ILoveLiza> tried to interrupt my pokemon game by saying I smell and then sprayed deoderant in my mouth.
  1205.  
  1206. <&remlabmez`dgf> who plays lc
  1207. <&remlabmez`dgf> just heysup?
  1208.  
  1209. [9:14pm] Xiang: eo I don't jack off to girls either
  1210. [9:14pm] Eo: a) out of context
  1211. [9:14pm] Eo: b) who do you jack off to then
  1212. [9:14pm] Xiang: lol
  1213. [9:15pm] Xiang: i don't jack off
  1214. [9:15pm] Xiang:
  1215. [9:15pm] Xiang: (anymore)
  1216. [9:15pm] Eo: lol
  1217. [9:15pm] Eo: I won't make fun of you
  1218. [9:15pm] Eo: because I've been trying to stop
  1219. [9:15pm] Xiang: lol
  1220. [9:15pm] Eo: because I have chronic masturbation problems
  1221. [9:15pm] Xiang: uhh
  1222. [9:15pm] Xiang: what
  1223. [9:15pm] Xiang: elaborate
  1224. [9:15pm] Eo: freud would say I got stuck in the genitalia stage
  1225. [9:16pm] Xiang: uhh
  1226. [9:16pm] Eo: okay too much info?
  1227. [9:16pm] Xiang: so you're like an infant who likes to play with his penis a lot and wants to bang his mother?
  1228. [9:16pm] Eo: too much info
  1229. [9:16pm] Eo: no
  1230. [9:16pm] Eo: not the oedipus complex
  1231. [9:16pm] Eo: genital fixation
  1232. [9:16pm] Xiang: right
  1233. [9:16pm] Eo: hey you'll believe it when it starts happening to you
  1234. [9:16pm] Xiang: uhhh
  1235. [9:16pm] Xiang: no
  1236. [9:16pm] Eo: okay too much information
  1237. [9:17pm] Xiang: how about you get a girl to help you out
  1238. [9:17pm] Eo: hmmmm
  1239. [9:19pm] Xiang: eo when you get a girlfriend you like you will understand
  1240. [9:19pm] Xiang: how shitty it is to jack off by yourself
  1241. [9:19pm] Eo: xiang I already know
  1242. [9:19pm] Xiang: and every time you do it even when you're out of a relationship
  1243. [9:19pm] Eo: I'm not making fun of you
  1244. [9:19pm] Xiang: you start pitying yourself
  1245. [9:19pm] Eo: this is a genuine problem
  1246. [9:19pm] Eo: furthermore I already explained this concept
  1247. [9:19pm] Eo: to multiple people
  1248. [9:20pm] Eo: perhaps whilst jacking off
  1249. [9:20pm] iconic: nigga das gay
  1250.  
  1251. [21:52:42] * Light-Kun (~Mibbit@synIRC-6B262080.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #brofessionals
  1252. [21:53:27] <Light-Kun> BS
  1253. [21:53:38] <Light-Kun> identify niggers
  1254. [21:53:48] <Light-Kun> identify niggers
  1255. [21:53:52] <Light-Kun> identiy niggers
  1256. [21:53:59] * Light-Kun has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by whistle))
  1257. [21:53:59] -NickServ- Ghost with your nick has been killed.
  1258. [21:54:01] <&whistle> LMAO
  1259. [21:54:03] <&whistle> NO FUCKING WAY
  1260.  
  1261. <&folg> if i saw this girl
  1262. <&folg> that was eyeing me
  1263. <&folg> wat should i do
  1264. <&Bluewind> get your doryuzuu
  1265. <&Bluewind> and drill liner her
  1266.  
  1267. <&Jumpman16> i know i can do what i want when i want, this has been true for four years
  1268. <&Jumpman16> thats not how i operate though
  1269.  
  1270. [04:26:18] <&stellar> i was walking back from class and passed this black girl
  1271. [04:26:31] <&stellar> and i was thinking, "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga why you dress like a hooker"
  1272.  
  1273. Last edited by Light-Kun; Jan 27th, 2011 at 8:31:16 PM. Reason: polite
  1274.  
  1275. <Light-Kun> Light-kun is being traded away from The Congregation of the Classiest to Smogon's Greatest Brits.
  1276. <Light-Kun> FUCK YES
  1277. <Light-Kun> FUCK TE CLASSIEST
  1278. <Light-Kun> IT WAS HORRIBLE
  1279. <Light-Kun> all joel did was 9.9
  1280. <Light-Kun> THANK THE LORD
  1281. <Light-Kun> GOD IS OUT THERE
  1282.  
  1283. <Light-Kun> smogon idiots go for anything that have a tldr post
  1284. <Light-Kun> and looks smart
  1285.  
  1286. <@Scofield> whistle do you ever see a hot girl and just follow her around for a bit
  1287. <@Scofield> not even that long just an hour or two
  1288.  
  1289. <@Scofield> any other suggestions
  1290. <@Scofield> tell me now or dont get pissed afterwards
  1291. <@aldaroff> pastebin team
  1292. <@aldaroff> i'll actually look at it this time
  1293.  
  1294. <&atticus> as soon as i beat that phop nigga
  1295. <&atticus> apparently that nigga raged hard
  1296. <&atticus> he was trying so hard too
  1297. <&atticus> some PO nigga in pm was like
  1298. <&atticus> "hes looking up what mesprit sets are used on smogon"
  1299.  
  1300. <&folg> scofield
  1301. <&folg> do you add
  1302. <&folg> like
  1303. <&folg> people in your school
  1304. <&folg> that youve never talked to
  1305. <&folg> or is that weird
  1306. <&folg> cause i wanna add a few ppl
  1307. <&folg> to see their pics
  1308.  
  1309. [01:53:20] <&khoa> i had a girl told me she fucked this black nigga...it was too big for her
  1310. [01:53:32] <&clarine> best half hour of my life
  1311.  
  1312. <@Synre> both times folgorio was just like "lol choked on a giant dick again imagine that"
  1313.  
  1314. [12:54:44] * Quits: &alison (~a@slow.dumb.show.for.you) (Quit: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMBAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM)
  1315. [12:58:06] <@RamblinWreck> that's the noise that was coming from her bedroom last night
  1316.  
  1317. <%MoP> you can't pressure smurf into doing it cause
  1318. <%MoP> we all raped him in practice
  1319. <%MoP> and he deleted all his teams
  1320.  
  1321. <@aldaron> ROFL HOLY SHIT
  1322. <@aldaron> I HAVE A HILARIOUS STORY ABOUT MY STUPIDITY
  1323. <@aldaron> BUT I DONT THINK I CAN EXPLAIN IT WELL
  1324. <@aldaron> O MAN
  1325. <@aldaron> I M LAUHGING SO HARD
  1326. <@aldaron> I M SO STUPID
  1327. <@aldaron> HAHAHAH
  1328.  
  1329. <Light-Kun> BS STELLAR WAS HERE
  1330. <Light-Kun> das nigga gay
  1331. <Light-Kun> i saw his picture
  1332. <Light-Kun> he looks like harry potter
  1333.  
  1334. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> do you mind if one of your retainers does the bidding
  1335. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ("\ '' /").___..--' ' "`-._
  1336. <+LonelyNess> <rory> `ಠ_ ಠ ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`)
  1337. <+LonelyNess> <rory> (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-'
  1338. <+LonelyNess> <rory> _..`--'_. .-_/ /--'_.' .'
  1339. <+LonelyNess> <rory> (i l).-' ' ((i). ' ((!.-'arcanine
  1340. <+LonelyNess> this is what I have to deal with
  1341. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> seriously, do you mind?
  1342. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ._ o o
  1343. <+LonelyNess> <rory> \_`-)|_
  1344. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ,"" \
  1345. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## | ಠ ಠ.
  1346. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## ,-\__ `.
  1347. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," / `--._;)
  1348. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## / ," ## /rapidash
  1349. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> That's a fucking giraffe
  1350. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> ANYWAY stop acting high and just answer me
  1351.  
  1352. <@junioritos> i just remembered i beat you one time in a team vag
  1353. <@junioritos> ..
  1354. <@junioritos> tournament*
  1355.  
  1356. <@stellar> im talking abotu the time you called me a pussy and i quit from august itl decemebt
  1357.  
  1358. <&zerowing> we should send eachother vials of our cum
  1359.  
  1360. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1361. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1362. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1363. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1364. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1365. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1366. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1367. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1368. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1369. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1370. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1371. [02:26:34] <&khoa> -
  1372. [02:26:36] <&khoa> o
  1373. [02:26:44] <~Philip7086> lol
  1374. [02:26:52] <~Philip7086> i only see one ping from goof
  1375. [02:26:55] <~Philip7086> idk what's going on
  1376. [02:26:58] <~Philip7086> bs internet
  1377. [02:27:11] <&junioritos> (he pasted it a few billion times)
  1378.  
  1379. [11:29:08] <@PKGaming> 252/0 Chansey takes "59.9% - 70.7%" from +2 Focus Blast
  1380. [11:29:10] * bryan has kicked PKGaming from #dreamworld (no 9.9 PKGaming)
  1381.  
  1382. <&apologies> apologies: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1383. <&apologies> apologies: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1384. <&apologies> LizardMan Test 23: You aren't even Apologies.
  1385. <&apologies> see im famous
  1386.  
  1387. <&Scofield> i want it to be mysterious
  1388. <&Scofield> in fact i dont even want girls to know my sexual orientation
  1389. <&Scofield> until its too late
  1390.  
  1391. <&Layla> http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/002/cache/polar-bears_242_600x450.jpg aw
  1392. <&Scofield> all thats missing from that pic is a bottle of coke
  1393.  
  1394. [04:50:30] <Chaser> i talked about u scof
  1395. [04:50:45] <&Scofield> nice things of course, right chaser
  1396. [04:50:58] <Chaser> toilet
  1397.  
  1398. <&panamaxis> reminds me of you whistle
  1399. <&panamaxis> he's a bit downy
  1400.  
  1401. <Neonian> and i heard of some girl called je-a
  1402. <Neonian> where you pronounce the - as "dash"
  1403. <Neonian> "cause the dash don't be silent"
  1404.  
  1405. <+Scofield> fishy, tell me how old your sister is already
  1406. <Fishy> no???
  1407.  
  1408. <&Eo> http://www.facebook.com/pages/MLIC-My-Life-Is-Chick/151876058157709
  1409. <&Eo> I don't get it
  1410. <&Eo> help
  1411. <~whistle> my life is chick isnt even a website
  1412. <&Eo> it is
  1413. <&Eo> but it's only accessible from the kitchen
  1414.  
  1415. <+JohnMayer> aaajajajajaa
  1416. <+JohnMayer> err
  1417. <+JohnMayer> ahahahaha*
  1418.  
  1419. <&panamaxis> why do phils stories always end in him winning or getting haxed out of a win?
  1420.  
  1421. <+reyscarface> im not c/ping from wikipedia ever again
  1422. <+reyscarface> best part is the teacher said he wouldnt fail me if i had used quotes
  1423. <+reyscarface> to reference it as cites
  1424. <+reyscarface> next time im just starting and ending it with ""s
  1425. <+reyscarface> fuck it
  1426. <&Jumpman16> no you arent
  1427. <+reyscarface> yeah im not
  1428.  
  1429. <Fishy> merry christmas everyone, have a lovely holiday!!!!
  1430. * locopoke inserts his seed into fishy
  1431. <Fishy> okay I hope your christmas is shit
  1432. * Fishy has quit (Quit: )
  1433.  
  1434. [06:37:19] * BlueKirby (~rubix@its.me.bk) has joined #brofessionals
  1435. [06:37:19] * BarackObama sets mode +a #brofessionals BlueKirby
  1436. [06:37:19] * BarackObama gives channel operator status to BlueKirby
  1437. [06:37:30] >@#brofessionals< die bk
  1438. [06:37:48] <&whistle> i figure if i do it enough times one of these times it might work..
  1439. [06:38:18] <&BlueKirby> nope
  1440. [06:38:19] <&BlueKirby> sorry
  1441. [06:38:37] <panamaxis> whistle's dating philosophy
  1442. [06:38:55] <&BlueKirby> many drink-covered shirts later ...
  1443.  
  1444. whistle: this kid is the only one who still makes tang jokes
  1445. TheFourthChaser: das rite
  1446. The_Chaser: its tfcs only joke
  1447. The_Chaser: apart from himself
  1448.  
  1449. [12:41am] Farmer: next time
  1450. [12:41am] Farmer: im laddering under phil has a little dick
  1451. [12:41am] Farmer: So i can confirm he has one.
  1452.  
  1453. (15:29:23) jet: battle anyone
  1454. (15:29:32) +Reverb: don't ask for battles in the main chat
  1455. (15:29:46) jet: shut up u queer
  1456.  
  1457. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> Smogon is notorious for only picking the best battlers to become mods.
  1458. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
  1459. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> whistle sent out Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
  1460.  
  1461. NSFW but hilarious: http://i50.tinypic.com/rvvuyb.jpg
  1462.  
  1463. [18:42:37] * Hipmonlee slaps iconic around a bit with a large trout
  1464. [18:42:40] <@Hipmonlee> fuck
  1465.  
  1466. <&Scofield> where girls post their pics and guys jizz on them and post the pics
  1467. <&Gouki> lol scof seriously
  1468. <&Gouki> how ddi you ever come across that forum/thread
  1469. <&Scofield> i was browsing the fetishes forum of the website
  1470. <&Scofield> and its the thread with the most posts
  1471. <&Scofield> i just like reading about different fetishes, i wasnt even looking at porn
  1472. <&panamaxis> lol i love the use of browsing there
  1473. <&panamaxis> it really makes it
  1474. <&panamaxis> just broooooowsing the fetish forums
  1475. <&Scofield> you never wiki fetishes?
  1476.  
  1477. [01:39:04] <~Philip7086> this is my favorite so far, i love how you made it look like im in them idst of sucking you off! the cum got in my eye a little, but im ok!
  1478.  
  1479. <&Scofield> did you stalk her
  1480. <&Gouki> fuck off lol
  1481. <&Gouki> god no
  1482. <&Scofield> i told you guys stalking works
  1483.  
  1484. [09:35:19] <+notdak> np buzzcocks
  1485. [09:39:54] <@Gouki> lol buzzcocks
  1486. [09:39:58] <@Gouki> so awful
  1487. [09:40:14] <@Gouki> gutars were poor and the fucking bassist was worthless
  1488. [09:41:14] <EeveeTrainer> im banning gouki
  1489. [09:41:23] <EeveeTrainer> permanently
  1490. [09:41:24] <@Gouki> ?
  1491. [09:41:29] <@Gouki> you a fan lol
  1492.  
  1493. [08:52:31] * Earthworm|Away is now known as Earthworm
  1494. [08:52:39] <Badal> eathrowm
  1495. [08:58:43] <dak> no
  1496.  
  1497. <&Scofield> but i couldnt get past blissey..
  1498. <&elizabeth> tspikes
  1499. <&mireille> or something with explosion
  1500. <&Lady_bug> OR TOXIC SUB PROTECT DUGTRIO
  1501.  
  1502. [05:36:03] <%JabbaTheGriffin> gouki has a thing for niggerlips
  1503. [05:36:21] <%MoP> i'm well aware that he does in fact get aroused by jynx
  1504. [05:36:37] <@Gouki> nah shes an ice queen
  1505. [05:36:38] <@Gouki> not my type
  1506.  
  1507. [14:51:16] <&DougJustDoug> Shay Laren looks kinda dopey. Does she have some downs syndrome or something like that?
  1508.  
  1509. [01:46:36] <Calm_Pokemaster> can someone please link me to an animated gif of Sazandora?
  1510. [01:47:26] <Calm_Pokemaster> someone?
  1511. [01:47:36] <%khoa> www.google.com
  1512. [01:50:46] <Calm_Pokemaster> thanks, got the animated gif
  1513.  
  1514. [00:46:41] <DABOSS> lol hasire i joined his cod game killed him then left the game
  1515. [00:46:45] <DABOSS> 20 min later he deleted me from his friends list
  1516.  
  1517. <~am> what about
  1518. <~am> 10000000000000000000000000000000 pounds
  1519. <~am> would you suck
  1520. <~am> several dicks
  1521. <~am> for that amount
  1522. <~am> AT ONCE
  1523. <@Earthworm> possibly
  1524. <@Earthworm> its worth it
  1525. <@Earthworm> for sure
  1526. <~am> when asked
  1527. <~am> how you obtained the money
  1528. <~am> would you reply i made a deal with the devil
  1529. <~am> what would you say
  1530. <@Earthworm> i would say an opportunity shine down from heaven
  1531.  
  1532. [03:50:06] <~Philip7086> scof
  1533. [03:50:12] <~Philip7086> would you fuck a rat if it had a human pussy?
  1534. [03:50:30] <&mireille> phil
  1535. [03:50:33] <&mireille> does it have human boobs
  1536. [03:50:42] <~Philip7086> h/o don't raise the bar
  1537. [03:50:46] <~Philip7086> i wanna see scof's response
  1538. [03:51:15] <~Philip7086> scof must be perplexed
  1539. [03:51:18] <&elizabeth> hes thinking
  1540. [03:51:21] <&elizabeth> considering the pros and cons
  1541. [03:51:27] <&Scofield> you mean a rat like the animal or like a snitch
  1542. [03:51:32] <~Philip7086> on one hand.. it's a dirty fucking rat
  1543. [03:51:36] <~Philip7086> on the other... it's a human pussy
  1544. [03:52:43] <&elizabeth> so whats the answer
  1545. [03:53:23] <&Scofield> nah it needs at least 2 useable holes
  1546. [03:53:25] <&Scofield> then we can talk
  1547.  
  1548. [01:10:25] <&panamaxis> I do believe the suggestive evidence however from my own checks that Asians do have average penis length some where close to 5 inches
  1549. [01:11:09] <&panamaxis> "c'mon man it's for science"
  1550.  
  1551. [15:44:29] <+Scofield> man pre team selection completely renders zoroark useless =(
  1552. [15:45:05] <drcossack> Scofield - that's not the only thing. Incorrect SR damage, ability activation messages missing
  1553. ...
  1554. [15:46:27] <+Scofield> vappy gets NP now?
  1555. [15:46:32] <drcossack> it does?
  1556. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon used Nasty Plot!
  1557. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon's Sp. Att. sharply rose!
  1558. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> Heatran used Taunt!
  1559. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon fell for the taunt!
  1560. [15:46:42] <+Scofield> and it outsped tran
  1561. [15:46:49] <+Scofield> ohhh
  1562.  
  1563. <&remlabmez> http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9067/hilariousphotos40.jpg
  1564.  
  1565. <&atticus> junior
  1566. <&atticus> can you stop sending me gay pms
  1567. <&atticus> that would be fantastic
  1568.  
  1569. [02:17:58] <&Earthworm> Country of origin Ethiopia
  1570. [02:17:59] <&Earthworm> wtf
  1571. [02:18:16] <&Earthworm> i saw that then closed it
  1572.  
  1573. [02:12] <&aldaron> yo whistle make a youtube vid of you jacking off with guile's theme in the background
  1574. [02:12] <&aldaron> that would go viral instantly
  1575. [02:12] <~BlueKirby> he wouldnt make it to the end of the theme song
  1576. ...
  1577. [02:18] <&aldaron> fuck i totally ruined guile's song gdi
  1578. [02:19] <&aldaron> i'm picturing whistle scrunching his face jacking off in slow motion to the song witih a strobe light in the background
  1579.  
  1580. <@Sarenji> i went into my room
  1581. <@Sarenji> it was dark
  1582. <@Sarenji> i farted
  1583. <@Sarenji> then turned on the light
  1584. <@Sarenji> and what do i see but my roommate's gf in his bed...
  1585.  
  1586. <&Huy> i heard my across the hall neighbors yelling
  1587. <&Huy> "WHY DIDNT YOU PULL OUT!?"
  1588.  
  1589. [03:00:38] <LoveDestiny> there are 3 things that i am truly scared of
  1590. [03:00:45] <LoveDestiny> 1)my penis gets sexually touched
  1591. [03:00:57] <LoveDestiny> 2)my penis/balls gets ripped or cut out
  1592. [03:01:01] <LoveDestiny> 3)I get butt raped
  1593. [03:01:10] <panamaxis> you might want to add to #1
  1594.  
  1595. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> you tell me i need to go to therapy because i'd rather have a civilized conversation than an argument
  1596. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> how fucking stupid can you be
  1597. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> why do you think i'm mad when i'm perfectly fine what the fuck is wrong with you
  1598. [22:41] <+JabbaTheGriffin> just because we all don't want to have arguments all the time
  1599. [22:42] <+jrrrr|^_^> JabbaTheGriffin i was never even arguing with you
  1600. [22:42] <+jrrrr|^_^> i said that adv is the worst gen and you flipped out at me for arguing with you
  1601. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> no i got mad because you fucking peppered every single place on that server with
  1602. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> "adv is the worst generation"
  1603. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> how many times do you think you need to say it before people on the server realize you don't like adv
  1604. [22:43] <+jrrrr|^_^> i hope you arent like this irl JabbaTheGriffin
  1605. [22:43] <+jrrrr|^_^> no wonder why your girlfriend left you
  1606. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> that's it never fucking talk to me again you stupid faggot
  1607.  
  1608. <Scofield> i actually cant post on gfaqs for the next month
  1609. <Scofield> too many kate beckinsale topics
  1610.  
  1611. Scofield: use the find tab for battles otherwise i will ban you
  1612.  
  1613. [06:37:09] <~Philip7086> i'm sitting there playing you
  1614. [06:37:29] <~Philip7086> all of a sudden, the glass window right in front of me shatters
  1615. [06:37:32] <~Philip7086> sounds like a fucking gun shot
  1616. [06:37:33] <&rems`laptop> WTF
  1617. [06:37:36] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1618. [06:37:38] <~Philip7086> i froze dude
  1619. [06:37:43] <~Philip7086> that's the most scared i've ever been in my life
  1620. [06:37:43] <&rems`laptop> wow holy fuck
  1621. [06:37:47] <&rems`laptop> damn man
  1622. [06:37:49] <&rems`laptop> wtf happend
  1623. [06:37:53] <~Philip7086> i think it was a gunshot, but i can't find the bullet anywhere
  1624. [06:38:08] <&rems`laptop> uhh what the hell
  1625. [06:38:11] <~Philip7086> that was the first time in my life i screamed in fear and froze and couldn't move man
  1626. [06:38:13] <&rems`laptop> where is your xbox
  1627. [06:38:19] <~Philip7086> livingroom
  1628. [06:38:23] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1629. [06:38:25] <&rems`laptop> did you call
  1630. [06:38:26] <&rems`laptop> the police
  1631. [06:38:30] <&rems`laptop> what did you have to do
  1632. [06:38:31] <~Philip7086> dude, then the security came like 5 mins later
  1633. [06:38:38] <~Philip7086> said they heard a loud noise, and saw some nigga running
  1634. [06:38:41] <~Philip7086> so they came to check it out
  1635. [06:38:54] <~Philip7086> i had to file a police report n shit
  1636. [06:39:01] <~Philip7086> dude shattered glass everyfuckingwhere
  1637. [06:39:04] <&rems`laptop> damn thats crazy
  1638. [06:39:05] <&rems`laptop> wow
  1639. [06:39:12] <&rems`laptop> thats so random too
  1640. [06:39:17] <&rems`laptop> it was only your apartment?
  1641. [06:39:18] <~Philip7086> yeah it really is dude
  1642. [06:39:21] <~Philip7086> yup
  1643. [06:39:24] <&rems`laptop> wtf
  1644. [06:39:32] <~Philip7086> like, i don't even talk to anybody in SLO man
  1645. [06:39:35] <~Philip7086> i keep to myself n shit
  1646. [06:39:42] <~Philip7086> i dont have any enemies here
  1647. [06:39:45] <&rems`laptop> damn man what the heck
  1648. [06:39:46] <~Philip7086> like...
  1649. [06:39:48] <~Philip7086> ugh
  1650. [06:39:48] <&rems`laptop> so do you gotta sleep
  1651. [06:39:50] <&rems`laptop> with a busted ass window
  1652. [06:39:51] <&rems`laptop> now
  1653. [06:39:53] <~Philip7086> yup
  1654. [06:40:00] <~Philip7086> gotta tell management in the morning they said
  1655. [06:40:07] <~Philip7086> =/
  1656. [06:40:07] <&rems`laptop> god damn
  1657. [06:40:13] <~Philip7086> i was so scared man, i swear
  1658. [06:40:21] <~Philip7086> we still can't find whatever it was that they used to break the
  1659. window
  1660. [06:40:30] <~Philip7086> and i know he didn't punch it or anything, or else i would've seen the guy right in front
  1661. [06:40:35] <&rems`laptop> did the security try and figure it out?
  1662. [06:40:39] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1663. [06:40:46] <~Philip7086> one of them chased after the guy apparently
  1664. [06:40:47] <&rems`laptop> man thats crazy
  1665. [06:40:47] <~Philip7086> but lost him
  1666. [06:40:50] <&rems`laptop> ahh
  1667. [06:40:54] <~Philip7086> and like the police department came n shit
  1668. [06:41:09] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1669. [06:41:10] <~Philip7086> dude i was literally scared stiff
  1670. [06:41:15] <&rems`laptop> haha
  1671. [06:41:16] <~Philip7086> and i was like shaking n shit
  1672. [06:41:24] <&rems`laptop> man i never been like that
  1673. [06:41:28] <~Philip7086> i held up my figh stick to shield me, lol
  1674. [06:41:42] <&rems`laptop> LOL
  1675. [06:41:45] <&rems`laptop> like a boss nigga
  1676. [06:41:53] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1677. [06:41:56] <~Philip7086> dude i thought it was a gun man i swear
  1678. [06:41:57] <~Philip7086> it probably wasn't
  1679. [06:42:02] <~Philip7086> but like, jesus fucking christ
  1680. [06:42:07] <&rems`laptop> seems like it was random vandalism
  1681. [06:42:12] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1682. [06:42:16] <~Philip7086> but there's no rock or anything
  1683. [06:42:23] <~Philip7086> so like... idk what could have done it
  1684. [06:42:28] <~Philip7086> and like the glass fucking FLEW
  1685. [06:42:32] <~Philip7086> all the way across my apartment
  1686. [06:42:41] <~Philip7086> so it was a really powerful blow
  1687. [06:43:05] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1688. [06:43:10] <&rems`laptop> did it land all over you and shit
  1689. [06:43:15] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1690. [06:43:20] <&rems`laptop> man who knows what the fuck it was
  1691. [06:43:31] <~Philip7086> dude the glass flew like 20 feet
  1692. [06:44:02] <~Philip7086> i'm like still shaky man
  1693. [06:44:03] <~Philip7086> =/
  1694. [06:44:07] <~Philip7086> that was the most scared i've ever been
  1695. [06:44:24] <~Philip7086> i was seriously sitting, waiting for some dude to show up, stick a gun through the hole and shoot me
  1696. [06:44:35] <~Philip7086> i really thought i was going to die
  1697. [06:44:42] <&rems`laptop> did you shit your pants nigga
  1698. [06:44:44] <&rems`laptop> dont be ashame
  1699. [06:44:59] <&Earthworm> lol
  1700. [06:45:05] <&Earthworm> i am undefeated today with a suicune weak tea
  1701. [06:45:06] <&Earthworm> m
  1702. [06:45:23] <&Earthworm> nobody has used a suicune
  1703.  
  1704. <locopoke> I hear PokemonExperte uses Rotom-H to burn jews
  1705. <Heysup> I am offended
  1706. <locopoke> Heysup as long as you refrain from playing OU you're fine
  1707. <locopoke> they can't get you in UU
  1708.  
  1709. Dbest69: how do we challenge earthworm?
  1710. Dbest69: yeah but he's not accepting challenges
  1711. Dbest69: must be pussy
  1712.  
  1713. <reyscarface> no spics
  1714. <reyscarface> specs*
  1715.  
  1716. <&Aldaron> i just got an erection at work
  1717. <&Aldaron> o i'm looking at porn
  1718. <&Aldaron> LOL supervisor just walked in
  1719. <&Aldaron> old fat 50 year old dude
  1720.  
  1721. <%MoP> ipl is probably a very good blackjack player
  1722. <%MoP> "sir you have 12"
  1723. <%MoP> HIT HIT HIT
  1724. <%MoP> "sir you have 18"
  1725. <%MoP> nah stay
  1726.  
  1727. <sprinkles> i just got a chicks number over chat roullete =]
  1728. <sprinkles> and got flashed
  1729. <sprinkles> im happy
  1730.  
  1731. <&aldaron> O GOD DAMMIT
  1732. <&aldaron> MY DAY JUST RUINED
  1733. <&aldaron> FUCK
  1734. <&aldaron> i click stark mountain...
  1735. <&aldaron> and see umbarsc has clicked recently...
  1736.  
  1737. <reyscarface> does your PC have to be on to host a server
  1738. <reyscarface> or just the internet
  1739.  
  1740. <Alchemator> sds don't take this the wrong way
  1741. <Alchemator> but
  1742. <Alchemator> are you gay?
  1743.  
  1744. <~Scofield> when i borrow a magazine from the library they never want it back
  1745.  
  1746. <&Scofield> once i was about to win a battle and then a friend came over
  1747. <&Scofield> and i was too embarassed to open up the window and enter in the last move
  1748. <&Scofield> so i timed out and lost
  1749.  
  1750. <@stellar> megan fox got replaced
  1751. <@stellar> for transformers 3
  1752. <@Sarenji> why
  1753. <@stellar> idk but the new girl looks like a olsen twin who fattened up then her face got hit by a bus
  1754.  
  1755. <@husk> so in all seriousness was IPL running from the cops when he stayed with ganondorf
  1756.  
  1757. <@jumpluff> i save dick pics too just in case
  1758. <@jumpluff> and you never know when it'll come in handy
  1759.  
  1760. <&Scofield> http://twitter.com/Y_Strahovski
  1761. <&Scofield> so excited
  1762. <&whistle> excited for what
  1763. <&Scofield> shes on twitter
  1764. <&Scofield> now i can know what shes doing 24/7
  1765.  
  1766. <&goofball> its just liket his chick i saw, she looked extra fine with sunglasses on
  1767. <&goofball> she took them off
  1768. <&goofball> i was like OH HELL NAW.
  1769.  
  1770. <&goofball> well covering the eyes always make girls appear younger
  1771. <&Gouki> thats 2 birds with 1 stone for ipl
  1772.  
  1773. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/GEY.jpg
  1774. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/AHAHA3.jpg
  1775. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/lolololo.jpg
  1776.  
  1777. <&Aldaron> man fuck whistle
  1778. <&Aldaron> i've been saying chink with like reckless abandon lately
  1779. <&Aldaron> i have a lot of chink friends
  1780. <&Aldaron> i almost said at a dinner with parents once
  1781. <&Aldaron> i was like "whoa"
  1782. * Scofield has quit (Quit: im so offended)
  1783.  
  1784. <&Priscilla> and my dad is old and like beluga whale size
  1785. <&Atticus> how big is beluga size
  1786. <&Priscilla> idk but hes easily 150kg +
  1787. <&Atticus> god dayum
  1788. <&Priscilla> im not even kidding
  1789. <&Atticus> does he wear those moo moo things
  1790. <&Priscilla> i dont know wher ehe even gets clothes
  1791. <&Priscilla> im GLAD he doesnt
  1792. <&Priscilla> he is
  1793. <&Priscilla> scary naked
  1794. <&Priscilla> seriously
  1795. <&Atticus> rofl
  1796. <&Atticus> hahahah
  1797. <&B-Lulz> youve seen your dad naked
  1798. <&B-Lulz> ...
  1799. <&Priscilla> ya i walked in on him the other day in fact
  1800.  
  1801. <&Atticus> is your brother plump
  1802. <&Priscilla> hes like sprinkles-size
  1803.  
  1804. <@Jimbo> but you're an indian....
  1805. <@ToF> ok guess what
  1806. <@ToF> fuck your ou smog article
  1807. <@ToF> dumbass bitch
  1808.  
  1809. <&Gouki> LotusPirate says:
  1810. <&Gouki> *do they have that white guy just so he can take the free shots
  1811.  
  1812. <@Sarenji> chocolate tastes even better after 1 week of not tasting it and after cuddling a girl
  1813. <+aldaron> lol
  1814. <+aldaron> wow you are so gay right now
  1815.  
  1816. <@Sk> one of my friends on facebook has his dog as a child
  1817. <@Sk> he's weird
  1818. <@Sk> got a credit card for the first time and went over the limit buying sex toys
  1819.  
  1820. <&priscillafk> itc atticus proves you don't have to be gay to be a faggot
  1821.  
  1822. <@Stellar> its already been a yaer
  1823. <@Stellar> since my fiasco
  1824. <@Stellar> with making a new facebook and adding my roommate
  1825. <@Stellar> only to see i had selected interested in men
  1826.  
  1827. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Alice ?
  1828. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Are you a sort of transexual ?
  1829. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Taking appearance of woman on day and man sometimes ?
  1830. [22:08] <Alice> ...
  1831. [22:08] <Alice> i'm a girl
  1832.  
  1833. <&The_Chaser> have a look at point buy an tell me some good underdogs
  1834. <&The_Chaser> i thought legenedary_07 dunno
  1835. <&The_Chaser> you know like very battler
  1836.  
  1837. <&panamaxis> ok i just thought of something really gay
  1838. <&panamaxis> like unbelievably gay
  1839.  
  1840. <alex> i cant think of anything but cock
  1841.  
  1842. <@Loki> SHUT THE FUK UP EO UT MORTUS
  1843. <@Loki> hahahahahhaha
  1844. <@Loki> sorry dude youre a good guy but it sounded funny
  1845.  
  1846. <%JabbaTheGriffin> i'm only gonna break break break break break your heart
  1847. <JA> yo jabba who sings that song?
  1848. <%JabbaTheGriffin> taio cruz and ludacris
  1849. <JA> lets keep it that way
  1850.  
  1851. <Scofield> can another mod get on shoddy, i gotta use the bathroom and stuff
  1852. <Scofield> im taking my laptop with me
  1853. <Scofield> but moderating shoddy tightens my sphincter
  1854. <Scofield> so its counter productive
  1855.  
  1856. <@Sk> i once threw a baby sheep into a deep ass pool of water
  1857. <@Sk> it didn't come back up for minutes
  1858. <@Loki> lol wtf sk
  1859. <@Sk> i was like 6 sorry
  1860.  
  1861. (many months later)
  1862. <@Sk> whistle can you put a comment in your quotes thing saying the sheep didn't die
  1863. <@Sk> everyone thinks it died
  1864.  
  1865. <@aldaroff> he does but i spent like 30 man hours helping mal / sarenji / tof / gmax with teams
  1866. <@Loki> how long was the session on choking
  1867.  
  1868. <@Ciele> what ever became of that text the other day scofield?
  1869. <~Scofield> i asked her what color panties she was wearing and she said she wasnt wearing any
  1870. <~Scofield> i told her i didnt believe her and for her to send me pics
  1871. <~Scofield> she called me a pervert and stopped responding
  1872.  
  1873. <&Lady_bug> when i decided to use lady bug i didnt even know what it means
  1874.  
  1875. <&Farmer> i remember the first time i saw meatspin
  1876. <&Farmer> my mom was in the room
  1877.  
  1878. <&Scofield> god damn my gfaqs account got purged
  1879. <&Scofield> damn all my alts are banned too for making too many kate beckinsale topics
  1880.  
  1881. <&atticus> joshe is the white mandigo
  1882. <&jumpluff> yes i do know because ive read / seen pisc -.-
  1883.  
  1884. <reyscarface> i have Windows 64
  1885.  
  1886. [14:13] <+Colonel_M> Aside from ALDARON interrupting with spelling on the internet, nothing controversial was discussed. We reached agreement, and thus peace restored in the internet.
  1887. [14:14] <+RBG> i know you're trying to be funny
  1888. [14:14] <+RBG> but your not
  1889. [14:15] <+Colonel_M> Meh I know I'm not funny.
  1890. [14:15] <+Colonel_M> That isn't anything new.
  1891.  
  1892. [01:18] <%Gouki> pretty sure i destroyed him then got lucked in thr frontier rematch
  1893. [01:18] <%Gouki> so this is 3 straight ridic luck matches
  1894. [01:18] <%Gouki> how fun
  1895. [01:18] <%Gouki> and i know hes here
  1896. [01:19] <+MoP> also when people talk trash about you when you're here, that means they really dont give a fuck
  1897. [01:19] <+MoP> cause you are in fact, trash
  1898.  
  1899. [01:14] <%Gouki> no skill trash
  1900. [01:14] <%Gouki> what else is new
  1901. [01:14] <%Gouki> or old in this case
  1902. [01:16] <Scofield> atticus?
  1903.  
  1904. <&Bluewind> because my life isn't limited to smogon folgorio
  1905. <&Bluewind> also i have internet
  1906. <&Folgorio> idk how to translate that well tho
  1907. <&Bluewind> and i don't go to puerto rican schools
  1908. <&Folgorio> lol
  1909. <&Eo> spanish suck
  1910. <&Folgorio> forgive me
  1911. <&Bluewind> that have extracurricular activities of mowing lawn and sewing
  1912. <&Folgorio> for not getting educated
  1913. <&Bluewind> *done with rant*
  1914.  
  1915. [04:23:05] <Earthworm> whistle can your irc client do this
  1916. [04:23:07] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 18secs
  1917. [04:23:27] <Earthworm> that is my comquter's up time
  1918. [04:23:42] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 52secs
  1919. [04:23:42] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 53secs
  1920. [04:23:43] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 54secs
  1921. [04:23:44] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 55secs
  1922.  
  1923. [22:58] <aldaron> i'm not a citizen
  1924. [23:00] <Scofield> so now you cant ever commit a felony
  1925. [23:02] <whistle> lol
  1926. [23:03] <Scofield> im being serious, you know how easy it is to commit a felony
  1927. [23:03] <Scofield> i read this story about this guy who stole a box of baseball cards
  1928. [23:03] <Scofield> one of em was work half a million dollars
  1929. [23:03] <Scofield> bam grand theft
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