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  1. 3/13/2013
  2.  
  3. <&Scofield> i ran into the 18 year old again tonight whistle
  4. <&Scofield> she said shes sorry she ignored my text cuz shes been busy
  5. <&Scofield> and i pretended to forget i texted her
  6. <&Scofield> and just kept telling her how busy i was
  7. <&Scofield> anyways we agreed to hang out after spring break
  8. <Louki> Scofield
  9. <Louki> i feel we need an intervention here
  10. <&Scofield> wat
  11. <Louki> we are amongst friends in this internet server
  12. <Louki> is she still in high school?
  13. <Louki> please say no
  14.  
  15. <&Lamppost> have u guys
  16. <&Lamppost> watched lord of the rings
  17. <&Lamppost> is the first one good
  18. <&Eo> yes
  19. <&Lamppost> and should i go get it
  20. <&Heist> eh
  21. <&Heist> it would prob all go over ur head lamppost
  22. <&Heist> maybe get transformers out
  23. <&Heist> or something
  24.  
  25. <The_Chaser> stellar
  26. <The_Chaser> i watched shawshank redemption last nite
  27. <The_Chaser> u kinda look like tim robbins
  28. <The_Chaser> http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2004/11/shawshank_redemption_1.jpg
  29. <The_Chaser> u i realised he looked lik stellar during prison rape
  30. <The_Chaser> scenes
  31. <~cerulean> ,
  32. <@Scofield> its ok stellar, he put up a good fight
  33.  
  34. <&Scofield> altho i did get a freshmans # today at the mall
  35. <&Scofield> but she has a bf
  36. <&Scofield> i think she liked me a lot
  37. <&Scofield> or she thought i was gay
  38. <&Scofield> i was holding a pair of $125 shoes at the time
  39. <&Scofield> and complimented her hair
  40. <&Scofield> and she asked if i was a haidresser
  41. <&Scofield> man some things just sound terrible when i see it in writing
  42. <&Scofield> but she seemed to really like me
  43. <&Scofield> especially when i was able to tell her her major
  44.  
  45. <&Lamppost> i wish i could speak two languages
  46. <&Lamppost> i was gonna take italian
  47. <&Lamppost> but they took it out the year i got to hs
  48. <&Eo> you should probably aim for speaking one right now
  49.  
  50. <iAMafk> i'd rather be a crybaby bitch with talent
  51. <JabbaTheGriffin> well you're almost there
  52. <JabbaTheGriffin> you just need to get a little better
  53.  
  54. [this is old]
  55. +Ginku: (22:46:25) CrashingBoomBang: http://oi39.tinypic.com/15qpts2.jpg
  56. +Ginku: you are
  57. +Ginku: such a faggot
  58. CrashingBoomBang: ?
  59. CrashingBoomBang: OH MY GOD I NAMED ONE OF MY POKEMON GINKU
  60. CrashingBoomBang: KILL ME
  61. +Ginku: no
  62. +Ginku: you named exactly one of your pokemon
  63. +Ginku: and it's a fucking jynx
  64. CrashingBoomBang: n
  65. CrashingBoomBang: shelgon is named STRONF
  66. CrashingBoomBang: check again
  67. ±Dratini: Ginku kicked CrashingBoomBang from this channel.
  68.  
  69. [14:01:38] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  70. [14:01:54] <@McMeghan> bs
  71. [14:01:56] <@cbb> *ribbit*
  72. [14:01:59] <@McMeghan> why is my script not working anymore
  73. [14:02:05] <@cbb> :(
  74. [14:03:38] <@McMeghan> ok
  75. [14:03:40] <@McMeghan> test again pls
  76. [14:03:56] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  77. [14:04:03] <@McMeghan> :'(
  78. [14:04:13] <&Noelle> it only works in the original chan
  79. [14:04:30] <@McMeghan> test again pls
  80. [14:04:42] <&blue> *ribbit*
  81. [14:04:45] <@McMeghan> -_-
  82. [14:05:10] <@cbb> no more of that -_- stuff pls
  83. [14:05:13] <@cbb> we're a positive team
  84. [14:05:14] <@cbb> all around
  85. [14:05:33] <&blue> battle pls
  86. [14:05:49] <@cbb> thats the right attitude
  87. [14:06:03] <&Noelle> *ribbit*
  88. [14:07:58] <@McMeghan> oops
  89. [14:08:01] <@McMeghan> i think i broke it
  90. [14:08:07] <@cbb> *ribbit*
  91. [14:08:08] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  92. [14:08:10] <@cbb> :o
  93. [14:08:10] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  94. [14:08:14] <@cbb> did you
  95. [14:08:14] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  96. [14:08:19] <@cbb> lol
  97. [14:08:19] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  98. [14:08:21] <@cbb> yes you did
  99. [14:08:22] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  100. [14:08:27] <@cbb> this is even better though
  101. [14:08:27] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  102. [14:08:37] <@BAIKA> croak
  103. [14:08:38] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  104. [14:08:40] <@BAIKA> croak
  105. [14:08:40] <@McMeghan> *ribbit*
  106.  
  107. [00:27:31] <Noodlez> did u remove me yet
  108. [00:28:06] <Fabbles> so you accept that you will be banned from all future spls, will probably be infracted, and might get temp suspended from regular tournaments
  109. [00:28:08] <Fabbles> for dropping
  110. [00:29:06] <Noodlez> yes just pls take me off of this shitty team oh my fucking god
  111.  
  112. (thanks to secretary Ginku for collecting the next six logs)
  113.  
  114. [00:11] <Lavos> can someone pls explain
  115. [00:11] <Lavos> why iconic is a big faggot
  116. [00:11] <Lavos> ???
  117. [00:11] <Lavos> specifically to me but in general works as well
  118. [00:13] <Nachos> what did he say
  119. [00:13] <Lavos> lots of shit
  120. [00:13] <Lavos> hes always making snide comments about how bad i am etc
  121. [00:14] <Nachos> lol
  122. [00:15] <Nachos> well if you my opinion
  123. [00:15] <Nachos> you want*
  124. [00:15] <Nachos> its probably your ou forum posts
  125. [00:15] <Lavos> because theyre too strong?
  126. [00:15] <Lavos> or what
  127.  
  128. [23:07] <Birkal> penguinx, you don't have voice
  129. [23:07] <Birkal> but don't mess with stuff on the scms
  130. [23:07] <Birkal> thank you~
  131. [23:09] <GreatSage> birkal scms use for things like small corrections is helpful and encouraged
  132. [23:09] <Birkal> -__-
  133. [23:09] <Birkal> he wrote PENGUINX WAS HERE on a page
  134.  
  135. [18:27] <Brammi> Guys totes need to get DPP LC to be the next BOTW
  136. [18:27] <Brammi> Nails v Me
  137. [18:27] <Brammi> Legit
  138. [18:28] <Ginku> very
  139. [18:28] <Ginku> or we have a good game
  140. [18:29] <Brammi> Outside of Eo's faggot stall team and Heysup being Heysup, me and nails were top of LC at the end of DPP
  141. [18:30] <amarillo> outside of 2 top players, these two ppl are top players!
  142. [18:31] <Brammi> Heysup got lucky simply because he had the largest metagame knowledge
  143. [18:31] <Brammi> And Eo had 1 good team
  144. [18:32] <corkscrew> How is having a large metagame knowledge lucky?
  145. [18:33] <Brammi> Because he would 'know' exactly what you were going to do.
  146. [18:33] <Brammi> Never mispredicted
  147.  
  148. [22:19] <jrrrr> gts of course you watch right at the end
  149. [22:19] <jrrrr> when i lost a match by 3% because i didnt know he set SR up
  150. [22:20] <jrrrr> and not because i actually lost
  151.  
  152. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> why don't you sign up for spl
  153. [22:44] <jrrrr> what is spl
  154. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> the best tournament on smogon
  155. [22:44] <JabbaTheGriffin> ever
  156. [22:45] <jrrrr> oh that stupid thing where the obese chinks stalked lonelyness on facebook irl
  157. [22:45] <jrrrr> no thanks i dont want to be associated with a crowd like that
  158.  
  159. [00:13] <eOut> no toaster just had the misfortune of playing me
  160. [00:13] <eOut> that's pretty unlucky
  161. [00:13] <iconic> know whats unlucky
  162. [00:13] <iconic> that of all the sperm your dad shot into your mother
  163. [00:13] <eOut> I beat them all gg
  164. [00:14] <iconic> you had to penetrate her egg
  165. [00:14] <eOut> nice delivery 3/10
  166. [00:14] <Ciele> the one and only time he has penetrated anything
  167.  
  168. [years old but recently rediscovered]
  169. 01:17:33: <f> man what do i do
  170. 01:17:39: <Bluewind> u suc my dick
  171. 01:17:41: <f> i accidentally ctrl v this img to my gf on msn
  172. 01:17:42: <f> http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/4373/ninahaza.jpg
  173. 01:17:45: <f> shes like
  174. 01:17:46: <f> "uh.."
  175. 01:17:47: <rewer> LOL
  176. 01:17:51: <Bluewind> ahahhahaahhahahaha
  177. 01:17:52: <f> i was supposed to link a youtube video
  178. 01:17:55: <f> u_u
  179. 01:17:59: <Bluewind> what a sexy nig
  180. 01:18:04: <TFC> be happy it wasn't the hairy ass of shame
  181. 01:18:08: <TFC> DAM JUST IMAGINE
  182. 01:18:09: <f> lol
  183. 01:18:09: <Bluewind> ask her what do u thin of his glasses lol
  184. 01:18:10: <Lamppost> lol
  185. 01:18:12: <Blue> rofl
  186. 01:18:18: <Bluewind> lol
  187. 01:18:32: <TFC> how'd you play it off franky
  188. 01:18:39: <Skarmory> f
  189. 01:18:41: <f> just said i was looking up famous criminals
  190. 01:18:42: <TFC> or have you not done that yet
  191. 01:18:42: <f> for my friend
  192. 01:18:43: <Skarmory> f
  193. 01:18:44: <TFC> oh
  194. 01:18:47: <Bluewind> hahahahaha
  195. 01:18:47: <Skarmory> want my suggestion
  196. 01:18:49: <Blue> HAHAHAHAH
  197. 01:18:50: <Skarmory> as to what 2 tell her
  198. 01:18:51: <rewer> ROFL
  199. 01:18:54: <Skarmory> LOL
  200. 01:18:57: <Bluewind> ahahahahahhahahahahaha
  201. 01:18:58: <Skarmory> f
  202. 01:19:01: <f> w/e she beleived it
  203.  
  204. <&Bluewind> folgorio i think i blew my cover
  205. <&Bluewind> as a pokemon player
  206. <&Bluewind> my friend challenged me
  207. <&Bluewind> on pokemon stadium 2
  208. <&Bluewind> and i just couldn't
  209. <&Bluewind> control myself.
  210. <&Bluewind> he was like
  211. <&Bluewind> electric resists fire right
  212.  
  213. <&Bluewind> my parents will ask
  214. <&Bluewind> they once asked me
  215. <&Bluewind> so son u keep playing this pokemon game
  216. <&Bluewind> does it never end
  217. <&Bluewind> what's the point
  218. <&Bluewind> do u keep training them
  219. <&Bluewind> do u wanna CATCH'EM ALL
  220.  
  221. <@Eo> I was walking down the street today
  222. <@Eo> and I was at a crosswalk
  223. <@Eo> and these two girls were carrying a bunch of shopping bags
  224. <@Eo> and sorta dropping them
  225. <@Eo> and I was considering offering some help
  226. <@Eo> but then one of them said "man it'd be nice if I had a boyfriend to help me carry all these bags"
  227. <@Eo> so then I thought it would look awkward if I offered help
  228. <@Eo> so I didn't
  229.  
  230. <%Molk> remember what i said
  231. <&Jumpman16> no ones does
  232. <&Jumpman16> because everyone but me has you on ignore
  233. <&Jumpman16> and i i have you on ignore
  234. <%shnen> who are you talking to Jumpman16
  235. <&Jumpman16> *now i
  236. <&Jumpman16> starting now
  237. <&Jumpman16> to molk, you have him on ignore though
  238. <&Jumpman16> so sorry
  239. <%shnen> ah molk
  240. * Molk (Mibbit@Black.Raven) has left #pokemon
  241.  
  242. [22:36:35] <&Ginku> eo
  243. [22:36:38] <&Ginku> do you just
  244. [22:36:43] <&Ginku> have mibbit open somewhere
  245. [22:36:46] <&Eo> lol
  246. [22:36:48] <&Noelle> yes
  247. [22:36:49] <&Ginku> to ghost people and send messages to -b channels
  248. [22:36:55] <&Eo> I regged his name when I was /msging the channel
  249. [22:37:04] <&Noelle> LOL
  250. [22:37:07] <&Noelle> who
  251. [22:37:09] <&Ginku> -n channels*
  252. [22:37:12] <&Ginku> sweepage
  253. [22:37:15] <&Noelle> ah,,,
  254. [22:37:20] <&Noelle> what channel are you in with sweepage
  255. [22:37:25] <&yondie> dude be careful
  256. [22:37:26] <&yondie> sweepage
  257. [22:37:28] <&yondie> got glined
  258. [22:37:32] <&yondie> a couple days ago
  259. [22:37:55] <&Eo> I'm not sweepage's name
  260. [22:37:56] <&lamppost> jake is in #frontier
  261. [22:37:57] <&Eo> not on*
  262. [22:38:13] <&yondie> jake is also in #teamuber
  263. [22:38:18] <&yondie> where he sees everyone say
  264. [22:38:20] <&yondie> 'fuck sweepage got glined'
  265. [22:38:36] <&Alleneby> how mad would u be
  266. [22:38:39] <&Alleneby> if i got you g-lined eo
  267. [22:38:41] <&Alleneby> by pming jake
  268. [22:38:51] <&Alleneby> and lying
  269. [22:39:21] <&Eo> lying what?
  270. [22:39:49] * Eo has quit (Killed (slushey (stop being a moron)))
  271. [22:39:53] <&Noelle> LOL
  272. [22:39:56] <&yondie> LOL
  273. [22:39:58] <&yondie> GG
  274. [22:39:58] <&Noelle> HAHAHAHAAHAHA
  275. [22:39:58] <&Ginku> hahahahaha
  276. [22:39:59] <&TFC> NO WAY
  277. [22:40:00] <&uragg> LOL
  278. [22:40:01] <&TFC> HAHAHA
  279. [22:40:02] <&yondie> LOL
  280. [22:40:03] <&yondie> IM DYING
  281. [22:40:05] <&Noelle> OH MY FUCK
  282. [22:40:05] <&yondie> IM FUCKING DYING
  283. [22:40:12] <~iconic> LMAO
  284. [22:40:13] <&yondie> GFG EO UT MORTUS
  285. [22:40:13] <&TFC> AMAZING
  286. [22:40:14] <&yondie> RIP
  287. [22:40:22] * Eo (eo@mort.us) has joined #elsewhere
  288. [22:40:22] * Sgt_Semen sets mode +a #elsewhere Eo
  289. [22:40:22] * Sgt_Semen gives channel operator status to Eo
  290. [22:40:24] <&Noelle> LOL
  291. [22:40:25] <~iconic> rofl
  292. [22:40:27] <~iconic> fucking
  293. [22:40:27] <&yondie> ahgahahahahaha
  294. [22:40:28] <&Alleneby> ROFL
  295. [22:40:29] <~iconic> obliterated
  296. [22:40:33] <&Alleneby> LOLING
  297. [22:40:33] <&Noelle> L M F A O
  298. [22:40:34] <&Alleneby> LOL
  299. [22:40:35] <&uragg> MTABA
  300. [22:40:40] <&uragg> M T A B A
  301. [22:40:48] <&yondie> lol
  302. [22:40:50] <&yondie> im fucking dying
  303. [22:40:57] <&Eo> lol
  304. [22:41:05] <&Eo> I got owned
  305.  
  306. <&Noelle> an Inspiration to us all
  307. <&Noelle> http://i.imgur.com/SLiKH.jpg
  308. <&Delta2777> do you think she'll ever be in the olympics
  309.  
  310. <~iconic> ugh
  311. <~iconic> i was on mitt romney's wikipedia page
  312. <~iconic> and i wanted to look up details on his stance on gay marriage
  313. <~iconic> so i hit ctrl + f
  314. <~iconic> and i accidentally looked up
  315. <~iconic> 'fag' instead of 'gay'
  316. <~iconic> i feel bad
  317.  
  318. [21:42:58] <&Scofield> i dont think i like them tho, the 6.5 inch shaft is too much for me to handle
  319. [21:43:03] <&Scofield> and idk if i can pull them off...
  320. [21:43:39] <@Louki> i dont really like boots anyways
  321. [21:44:00] <&Scofield> yea i might just give up lol
  322. [21:44:55] <&Scofield> feels weird tho
  323. [21:45:08] <@Louki> wat does
  324. [21:45:17] <&Scofield> having the 6.5 inch shaft
  325. [21:45:25] <&Scofield> id rather it be like 4 inches
  326. [21:45:33] <&Scofield> i feel like its suffocating me
  327. [21:45:43] <@Louki> i feel like ur getting these boots just to work in the word "shaft"
  328. [21:45:44] <&Scofield> the 2nd one i linked to only has a 4.75 inch shaft
  329. [21:45:49] <&Scofield> and the first one has 5 inch shaft
  330.  
  331. [21:44] <myzozoa> man yondie and sprinkles
  332. [21:44] <myzozoa> two shitty users
  333. [21:44] <myzozoa> going at it
  334.  
  335. <&badabing> ciele do u kno who is butt
  336. <&badabing> in frontier chan
  337. <&Ginku> it's a bot
  338. <&badabing> o lol
  339. <&badabing> I've been pming him
  340. <&badabing> like two days
  341.  
  342. <~Theorymon> blargh Im having serious sleeping issues atm... like the opposite of usual
  343. <~Theorymon> I have only one option now... Im gonna eat apples and drink lots of cofee
  344. <~Theorymon> so I can actually get something fucking done today!
  345. <&JabbaTheGriffin> i'm having a pretty bad sleeping problem too
  346. <&JabbaTheGriffin> i'm going into heavy REM sleep and sleeping away all the fucks i give
  347.  
  348. <&Earthworm|Away> i bashed coldplay
  349. <&Earthworm|Away> for a long long time
  350. <&Earthworm|Away> without ever listening to them
  351. <&Earthworm|Away> i have to go
  352. <&Earthworm|Away> door bell
  353. <&Earthworm|Away> bye
  354. <&Heist> why is he embarrassed
  355. <&Heist> about coldplay
  356. <&Heist> when he used to listen to hentai theme songs 24/7
  357.  
  358. [08:12] <D4RR3N> honestly, if a women reported you for robusting her (or whatever it's called), that also means you dont have the ability to give women a great fuck.
  359.  
  360. <Louki> you know wats a cool idea
  361. <Louki> opening up a bar that specializes in serving different mammal's milk
  362. <Louki> called "Mammal Tap"
  363. <Louki> for example
  364. <Louki> u would have traditional mammal milk like cow and goat
  365. <Louki> but also esoteric varietes like hyena and humpback whale
  366. <Louki> whale milk is probably very nutritious
  367. <Louki> cuz they need to grow so much
  368. <Louki> the main issue is procuring it tho
  369. <Louki> and it would also serve foods that go good with milk
  370. <Louki> like cookies
  371. <Louki> and PBnJs
  372. <Louki> i wonder wat mammal's milk tastes the best
  373. <Louki> i think giraffe milk would be pretty good
  374. <Louki> they lead an agrarian lifestyle
  375. <Louki> and it probably churns nicely in their long body
  376.  
  377. <Scarfwynaut> hey do you guys have a number that like always appears in random places in your life?
  378. <@MoP> no faggot
  379.  
  380. <Reverb> hey sprinkles...I swear I met your dad
  381. <Reverb> does he frequent cycling road in Kanto?
  382. <Reverb> with the other cueballs
  383.  
  384. <~iconic> honestly im just rubbing my nuts right now
  385. <~iconic> they feel so nice
  386.  
  387. <~iconic> so let me sum this up uragg
  388. <~iconic> you jumped out of your 2nd floor window to go to a party that you ultimately got kicked out of because the host wanted to make pasta and now its 2:20 am and you're about to climb into your house through a window in the attempts to not get caught by your asian father
  389. <dugtrio> No my friend made pasta when the host didn't want him to
  390. <dugtrio> But otherwise
  391. <dugtrio> Yes that's correct
  392. <~iconic> rofl
  393. <~iconic> your friend rules
  394. <dugtrio> He made sauce for it too
  395. <dugtrio> And he out
  396. <dugtrio> Put
  397. <dugtrio> Peaches
  398. <dugtrio> In the tomato sauce
  399.  
  400. <Earthworm> GTFA
  401. <Earthworm> LOL
  402. <Earthworm> i was trying
  403. <Earthworm> to remove
  404. <Earthworm> the swear word in the acronym
  405. <Earthworm> i forgot
  406. <Earthworm> that its not
  407. <Earthworm> "out"
  408.  
  409. [18:12] <D4RR3N> then he's saying im trying to school him when im just telling him he shouldnt sac his scarfer so early in the game
  410. [18:12] <D4RR3N> but w/e, a game is just a game
  411. [18:13] <Ginku> did you tell him he's at fault for his father's death
  412. [18:13] <D4RR3N> stfu ginku
  413. [18:13] <D4RR3N> dont even try to talk
  414.  
  415. [03:33] *** upstart joined #nowhere
  416. [03:33] <upstart> !tof
  417. [03:33] <hinako> <@ToF> bloos right here <@ToF> his ass must taste good right franky
  418. [03:33] *** upstart left #nowhere
  419.  
  420. folgorio: heist
  421. folgorio: ur mouth
  422. folgorio: is like an onion
  423. folgorio: when u open it
  424. folgorio: it makes me want to cry
  425.  
  426. [13:04:51] <Earthworm> hmm
  427. [13:04:55] <Earthworm> id better revise my pi
  428. [13:05:14] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058
  429. [13:05:48] <Earthworm> 2097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664
  430. [13:06:48] <Earthworm> 70938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659
  431. [13:07:04] <Earthworm> 3344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  432. [13:07:20] <Earthworm> ok
  433. [13:07:32] <Earthworm> now i will check for errors
  434. [13:08:35] <Earthworm> ok
  435. [13:08:37] <Earthworm> it looks right
  436. [13:08:39] <Earthworm> reading over it
  437. [13:08:50] <Earthworm> now ill compare it to a website
  438. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
  439. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
  440. [13:09:11] <Earthworm> 442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  441. [13:09:24] <Earthworm> vs
  442. [13:09:32] <Earthworm> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
  443. [13:10:25] <Earthworm> 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
  444. [13:10:36] <Earthworm> 442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564
  445. [13:11:04] <Earthworm> =]
  446. [13:11:05] <Earthworm> no errors
  447. [13:12:09] <Earthworm> i did it flawlessly
  448. [13:12:16] <Earthworm> i guess that shows
  449. [13:12:25] <Earthworm> to revise at some interval
  450.  
  451. [21:02] <yondie> its all about
  452. [21:02] <yondie> brawl
  453. [21:02] <yondie> roy
  454. [21:02] <yondie> GG
  455. [21:02] <yondie> im unstoppable
  456. [21:02] <yondie> with roy
  457.  
  458. [18:42] <Andrew> "Tiering is not what made Smogon and competitive Pokemon so popular. It was the introduction of WiFi play. That's why this site had such a high growth spurt when Diamond and Pearl were released in English, we had analyses on Pokemon, and all talk of tiering was banned."
  459. [18:42] <Andrew> what the fuck?
  460. [18:42] <undisputed> its a firestorm post
  461.  
  462. [23:43] <Scofield> headed out, bye
  463. [23:43] *** Scofield quit (Quit: )
  464. [23:45] <Louki> sco's hittin the town
  465. [23:45] <Louki> lookin for women with daddy issues
  466.  
  467. [01:37] <Scofield> i was talking to this girl and she told me she works at victorias secret
  468. [01:37] <Scofield> and i told her i was v familiar with that place
  469. [01:37] <Scofield> she looked like laura vandervoort
  470. [01:37] <Scofield> i want to cum on her face sobadly
  471.  
  472. [22:17] <&GigaPunch> subway is awesome, I remember when I met ck and we went to subway and the guy refused him a small cup of water (for free) and he raged
  473.  
  474. [04:36am] folgorio was kicked from #insidescoop by mingot. (mingot)
  475. [04:36am] folgorio joined #insidescoop.
  476. [04:36am] folgorio is now known as what_i_do.
  477. [04:37am] mingot: you lost your last badge.
  478. [04:39am] what_i_do is now known as fuck_you.
  479.  
  480. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> the system is also preventing people from meeting the standards for admin
  481. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> you could do the job
  482. [23:34] <Hipmonlee> we have enough admins
  483. [23:34] <TFC> yea but no one wants to put penis in their mouth for it
  484.  
  485. [21:51] <~iconic> i like how the tc badge went from a badge recognizing good players to a badge that everyone who was semi-decent had to a badge that a bunch of shitty ru nu and lc players have
  486.  
  487. ]V[ajinTupacZ: i feel like he understand nothing
  488. Redwind: majin
  489. [sky] kaeI: majin you're little girl
  490. [sky] kaeI: I'll have to give you a spanking.
  491.  
  492. ---
  493.  
  494. ST8 Quarterfinals
  495. Battle between imperfectluck and uraga started!
  496.  
  497. Tier: Wifi OU
  498. Mode: Singles
  499. Rule: Unrated
  500. Rule: Sleep Clause
  501. Rule: Freeze Clause
  502. Rule: Disallow Spects
  503. Rule: Species Clause
  504. Rule: Wifi Battle
  505. Rule: Self-KO Clause
  506.  
  507. Your team: Tyranitar / penis / penis / penis / penis / penis
  508. Opponent's team: Scizor / Espeon / Vaporeon / Ninjask / Mr. Mime / Celebi
  509.  
  510. uraga: gl hf
  511. imperfectluck sent out Ninjask!
  512. uraga sent out Tyranitar!
  513. Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
  514.  
  515. Start of turn 1!
  516. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Substitute!
  517. Imperfectluck's Ninjask made a substitute!
  518.  
  519. Tyranitar used Stealth Rock!
  520. Pointed stones float in the air around imperfectluck's team!
  521.  
  522. The sandstorm rages!
  523. Imperfectluck's Ninjask is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  524. Imperfectluck's Ninjask restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  525. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed Boost increases its speed!
  526. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed rose!
  527.  
  528. Start of turn 2!
  529. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Flash!
  530. Tyranitar's Accuracy fell!
  531.  
  532. Tyranitar used Crunch!
  533. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's substitute faded!
  534.  
  535. The sandstorm rages!
  536. Imperfectluck's Ninjask is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  537. Imperfectluck's Ninjask restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  538. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed Boost increases its speed!
  539. Imperfectluck's Ninjask's Speed rose!
  540.  
  541. Start of turn 3!
  542. Imperfectluck's Ninjask used Substitute!
  543. Imperfectluck's Ninjask made a substitute!
  544.  
  545. Tyranitar used Roar!
  546. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Espeon!
  547. Imperfectluck's Espeon was dragged out!
  548.  
  549. The sandstorm rages!
  550. Imperfectluck's Espeon is buffeted by the sandstorm!
  551. Imperfectluck's Espeon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
  552.  
  553. Start of turn 4!
  554. imperfectluck called Espeon back!
  555. imperfectluck sent out Ninjask!
  556. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Ninjask!
  557.  
  558. Tyranitar used Crunch!
  559. Imperfectluck's Ninjask lost 0% of its health!
  560. Imperfectluck's Ninjask fainted!
  561.  
  562. The sandstorm rages!
  563. imperfectluck sent out Vaporeon!
  564. Pointed stones dug into imperfectluck's Vaporeon!
  565.  
  566. imperfectluck forfeited against uraga!
  567.  
  568. The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.
  569.  
  570. ---
  571.  
  572. <folgorio> eo
  573. <folgorio> whats giving head
  574. <folgorio> exactly mean
  575. <Eo> it's slang for a game
  576. <Eo> it's pretty retarded actually
  577. <folgorio> so what is it
  578. <Eo> two people take turns headbutting each other in the stomach
  579.  
  580. [02:56] <&The_Chaser> superbowl sucks
  581. [02:57] <&The_Chaser> if i wanted to watch fat black men doing nothing id go to the petrol station
  582.  
  583. [03:17] <&Scofield> i only talk to good looking guys too
  584. [03:17] <&Scofield> ugly people are just a waste of time in general
  585. [03:17] <&whistle> lol
  586. [03:17] <~The_Chaser> i bet you dont have too many mirrors at home
  587.  
  588. [02:39] <&Scofield> i want to pork you anna
  589.  
  590. [22:09] <NatGeo> some senior said he would be my grinding partner
  591.  
  592. [00:52] Philip7086: why the fuck has ipl been going on a troll binge lately?
  593. [00:52] Philip7086: oh shit i won a trophy, time to troll
  594. [00:54] Stone_Cold22: phil he's a douchebag legit
  595. [00:54] Stone_Cold22: the nig entered a tourney in which you must submit your team ahead of time and can't change it. then changes his team in the finals vs me to counter team me. and got dq'd
  596.  
  597. [19:10] <Heist> whistle
  598. [19:10] <Heist> this is sad
  599. [19:10] <Heist> but goldensun used your dpp team
  600. [19:10] <Heist> in tour finals
  601.  
  602. Heysup_biology: are you honestly not going to get over that blaziken thing?
  603. JabbaTheGriffin: it's not that one instance i just genuinely don't like you
  604. JabbaTheGriffin: i think you're an idiot
  605. JabbaTheGriffin: yeah you're retarded
  606.  
  607. Syrim: than i choke after outplaying you
  608. ~Syrim vs Hugendugen, SPL 3
  609.  
  610. <trickroom> how come Jibaku hates his own team in SPL
  611. <LonelyNess> you'd hate it too
  612. <LonelyNess> if you had to deal with g80, evan, alex, AND synre
  613. <trickroom> I mean his team of 6 pokes
  614. <LonelyNess> oh
  615. <LonelyNess> ahem...
  616. <LonelyNess> ignore me then!
  617.  
  618. [12:14] <&folgorio> no one click these i just need somewhere to post them
  619. [12:14] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Puerto-Rico-Cinco-siglos-historia-Spanish-Edition-/200590965226?pt=US_Nonfiction_Book&hash=item2eb42739ea
  620. [12:15] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Multivariable-Calculus-Bruce-H-Edwards-Ron-Larson-/230617197911?pt=US_Texbook_Education&hash=item35b1db2d57
  621. [12:17] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Micro-Economy-Today-Book-Bradley-R-Schiller-NEW-/370507694898?pt=Non_Fiction&hash=item5643fac332
  622. [12:19] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Norton-Antivirus-2011-1-PC-Brand-New-/350460674428?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item519915817c
  623. [12:31] <&folgorio> http://www.soapshed.com/store/Babys-Bare-Butt-Soap-pr-16228.html
  624. [12:38] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Wet-Ones-Singles-Antibacterial-Cleansing-Wipes-Fresh-/140533569099?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20b874164b
  625. [12:39] <&folgorio> http://cgi.ebay.com/Pampers-Swaddlers-Sensitive-Diapers-Jumbo-Pack-newbor-/250811260869?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a65841fc5
  626.  
  627. [02:48] <Anna> I thought folg and bw were going out =\
  628.  
  629. <&iconic> feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day
  630. <&iconic> feed a fish a man and he'll eat for like two months
  631.  
  632. <&The_Chaser> where does obama live
  633.  
  634. <&mireille> they just gave me the sedatives
  635. <&mireille> and i dont remember
  636. <&mireille> anything after that
  637.  
  638. [01:43] <&skarmory> i wish i was black
  639. [01:43] <&tito> me too
  640. [01:43] <&tito> huge dick too
  641. [01:43] <&tito> no homo but ive seen his dick before
  642. [01:43] <&tito> i was amazed
  643. [01:44] <&skarmory> like more than 10?
  644. [01:44] <&tito> nah
  645. [01:44] <&tito> close to 10 though
  646.  
  647. <&Bluewind> did you make any moves
  648. <&Eo> yes I did
  649. <&Eo> but she was too wasted to notice
  650. <&skarmory> eo
  651. <&skarmory> wat was da move
  652. <&Eo> .___________.
  653. <&Eo> I smacked her ass
  654.  
  655. <&Cecil> whistle
  656. <&Cecil> i was so bored
  657. <&Cecil> i spent 3 hours making graphics for my neopets
  658.  
  659. [01:28] xianglongfa: I think i might get a A- in econ
  660. [01:28] xianglongfa: even though i had like
  661. [01:28] xianglongfa: 100 average
  662. [01:28] xianglongfa: goign into the final
  663. [01:28] xianglongfa: not b/c i didn't study
  664. [01:28] xianglongfa: but b/c i was a cocky bitch
  665. [01:28] xianglongfa: and tried to finish the exam too fast
  666. [01:28] xianglongfa: after i left i realized i forgot to do half a problem
  667. [01:28] xianglongfa: out of like
  668. [01:28] xianglongfa: 3
  669. [01:30] xianglongfa: b/c i was like
  670. [01:30] xianglongfa: wow this is easy as fuck
  671. [01:30] xianglongfa: lets try to speedrun this shit
  672. [01:30] xianglongfa: like it was a mario game or something
  673.  
  674. <&whistle> so apparently my friend was in the library yesterday
  675. <&whistle> this guy came up to her and said:
  676. <&whistle> "youre really cute. this is one of the times if i dont say anything i would hate myself forever. want to get coffee sometime?"
  677. <&whistle> and he was this awkward older asian dude
  678. <&Cecil> did sarenji visit your school
  679. <&Cecil> BURN
  680.  
  681. * folg fire blast skarmory
  682. * skarmory used double team 12 times before hand
  683. * folg uses aura sphere
  684. <~skarmory> do 20%
  685. <&folg> nope its specs luke aura sphere
  686. <&folg> 80% yo
  687. <~skarmory> i switched to sub gar
  688. <&folg> i went to cm blissey
  689. <~skarmory> im subpunch rofl
  690. <&folg> im
  691. <&folg> counter cm blissey
  692. <~skarmory> ...
  693. <@GoldenSun> ...
  694. <&Heist> lol....
  695. <~skarmory> ROFL
  696. <~skarmory> USE COUNTER ON ME BRO
  697. <~skarmory> COME AT ME
  698. <&folg> oh
  699. <&folg> lol
  700. <&folg> gg man at least i tried
  701. <~skarmory> gg
  702. <~skarmory> GG
  703. <&folg> lol dam that was p. dumb
  704. <&folg> fuk all
  705. <&Eo> gg
  706.  
  707. aziki: nattorei xatu chansey dragon dragon groudon
  708. aziki: UGH
  709. aziki: I TYPED MY OWN TEAM
  710. aziki: NO
  711. Heist: ROFL
  712.  
  713. <@Sk> these black guys on my block used to ask me what indian words meant in rap song
  714. <@Sk> i used to tell them random shit and they believed me
  715.  
  716. <@The_Chaser> i just made myself lunch
  717. <@The_Chaser> 200g ham, 200g egg, 250g rice, 150 g onion, 100 g carrot, 100g corn, 50g peas
  718.  
  719. <@Scofield> i think yday was the worst day of my life
  720. <@Scofield> so its all uphill from here
  721. <@Scofield> that was prolly the biggest pokemon match ive had to play
  722. <@Scofield> man and i thought that day i got shot down by 15 different girls was going to be the worst day of my life forever
  723.  
  724. <@WhiteQueen> i was groped by a few guys
  725. <@WhiteQueen> i just pretended those were female hands
  726.  
  727. [21:02] <Cecil> phil a homo
  728. [21:02] <Cecil> LOL
  729. [21:02] <~Philip7086> rofl yeah i am
  730.  
  731. <&Jibaku> also whistle your avatar is starting to creep me
  732. <&Jibaku> looks too much like me -.-
  733.  
  734. <&whistle> :)
  735. <~Earthworm> =
  736. <~Earthworm> =
  737. <~Earthworm> =
  738. <~Earthworm> =]
  739. <~Earthworm> gdi
  740.  
  741. <ENZ0> waht is better perixet or vicodin?
  742. <sanchez> lol perixet
  743. <Pidge> any1 play tennis and smoke sum?
  744. <sanchez> percocet is better
  745. <breadbot> here's the thread, note my hair back for my little pony: bread is a better just go to your sweet
  746. <Pidge> the ball moves really slow
  747. <sanchez> percocet = oxycodone
  748. <breadbot> percocet is a cunt
  749. <sanchez> stronger than hydrocdone
  750. <sanchez> which is vicodin
  751. <ENZ0> ok
  752. <Pidge> what is better cough medicine brown or red
  753. <sanchez>  brown
  754. <sanchez> by far
  755. <Pidge> lol i got it in brown bottle
  756. <Pidge> but it was red!
  757. <Pidge> i was fucking pissed
  758. <ENZ0> nigger.
  759. <Pidge> i tried to return it
  760. <Pidge> but they say they dont do refunds on red
  761. <Pidge> do you think the north pole is rela
  762. <Pidge> real
  763. <Pidge> imo no
  764. <Pidge> theres a wall there
  765. <Pidge> made by government
  766. <Pidge> the world is flat
  767.  
  768. <+LonelyNess> The Raiders were by far the nicest / most cordial team
  769. <+LonelyNess> and say what you will about them but they played more matches caringly than any other team out of contention
  770. <+LonelyNess> Brits / Cryos / Cong all said fuck it when they were out
  771. <TFC> wasn't part of that because they didn't want rey in playoffs
  772. <TFC> thats what I was told by like 3 of them
  773.  
  774. <&Jumpman16> reminder
  775. <&Jumpman16> http://album.smogon.com/Jumpman16/meanddrevk0.jpg
  776. <&Jumpman16> i had sex with this girl
  777. <&Jumpman16> a lot
  778. <&Jumpman16> dont talk to me about standards
  779. <&Jumpman16> (talk to me instead about my obvious asian fetish)
  780. <&Jumpman16> uh
  781. <&Jumpman16> how am i in the wrong window
  782. <&Jumpman16> rofl
  783.  
  784. <&folgorio> iconic
  785. <&folgorio> why do you hate me
  786. <&iconic> because youre a girly faggot whos obsessed with retarded pop singers and who is annoying as shit and haxes me all the fucking time not to mention made me look like a fucking cheater in spl when you sucked your managers dick and cried to him
  787.  
  788. <~badass> semen smells awesome
  789.  
  790. <&EUM> <Jirachi> sex in the air i dont care i love the smell of it
  791. <&EUM> I don't like this line because it reminds me of the smell of masturbation
  792.  
  793. <&iconic> anyways at the end the dude beats up the chick and goes YOU FUCKING CUNT
  794. <&iconic> and i got to read it out loud in my class
  795. <&iconic> my teacher was the chick i said it too
  796. <&iconic> to*
  797.  
  798. <&reyscarface> pana is your sister playing
  799. <&panamaxis> probably
  800. <&panamaxis> but after lunch
  801. <&reyscarface> does she still have a crush on me
  802. <&panamaxis> yeah i guess
  803. <&panamaxis> if by crush you mean loves your raging
  804.  
  805. <@Sk> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
  806.  
  807. <&kd24> <&uragg> poop comin out feels just as nice as stuff coming in
  808. <&uragg> ok that's a real log but w/e
  809.  
  810. <&Heist> wow
  811. <&Heist> how old is fishy
  812. <~whistle> 19 or 20
  813. <&Heist> she looks like 13
  814.  
  815. <@Scofield> yay cake, sum 41 and lady gaga all have new cd's out
  816. <@Sk> wtf
  817. <@Scofield> now i dont have to leave katy perry on replay
  818. <@Sk> did you actually say that
  819. <@Sk> i hate you
  820. <@Sk> goodbye
  821. * Sk (~LEO@diversified.multicultural.postmodern.deconstructionist) has left #alpharuiners
  822. <@Scofield> which part upset him?
  823.  
  824. <@Eo> fuck I think I choked on a dick the size of which only folgorio could fathom
  825.  
  826. (07:37:18) AJC: i am fucking going to japan and freaking finish off what that tsunami couldn't
  827. (07:37:23) AJC: i am going to destroy gamefreak
  828.  
  829. <@Scofield> i always wanted to go to a sex addicts anonymous meeting too to pick up chicks
  830. <@Scofield> they gotta be easy there
  831.  
  832. <&Eo> no point in trying to cover it up
  833. <&Eo> this is a clear-cut case of
  834. <&Eo> evidence
  835.  
  836. <&The_Chaser> hey tito is it true you had the hots for a fat mexican chick rey showwed you
  837. <&tito> HEY
  838. <&tito> she was p cute
  839. <&tito> fat girls need love too
  840.  
  841. Mar 16 20:00:36<@uragg> on a huge penis
  842. Mar 17 18:23:20<@uragg> penis
  843. Mar 17 19:25:45<&uragg> penis
  844. Mar 17 19:51:02<@uragg> hooray for penis
  845. Mar 18 18:19:41<&uragg> penis
  846. Mar 18 18:29:11<&uragg> penis
  847. Mar 19 15:35:04<@uragg> penis
  848. Mar 19 16:50:09<&uragg> folg for penis
  849. Mar 19 16:51:22<&uragg> by folg's penis
  850. Mar 19 21:13:19<&uragg> penis
  851. Mar 19 21:30:29<&uragg> penis
  852. Mar 20 21:20:29<&uragg> penis
  853. Mar 20 20:12:08<@uragg> i <3 penis
  854. Mar 20 21:28:47<&uragg> penis
  855.  
  856. <&folg> badass
  857. <&folg> you are
  858. <&folg> fuckin sick
  859. <&folg> not even kidding lol
  860. <&folg> fuckin
  861. <&folg> psychopath
  862.  
  863. <&folg> would you anal yourself
  864. <&folg> to try it out
  865. <&folg> lol i think i wouldnt
  866. <&folg> in case i do end up liking it
  867. <&folg> then 'want more'
  868.  
  869. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> the one time drcossack won when someone was fucking with him
  870. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> enjoy it while it lasts
  871. <drcossack> nah, not the first time
  872. <drcossack> bluecookies did this with a pic from my facebook a few months ago...got him to remove it myself.
  873. <tito> how
  874. <drcossack> threaten him with a lawyer.
  875. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> rofl
  876. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> thats amazing
  877. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> that you care
  878. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> that much
  879. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> my god
  880. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> you are something else drcossack
  881. <drcossack> hey, if he wants to use my shit without permission, he'll have to deal with the consequences
  882. <THE_IRON_KENYAN> are you even real
  883. <drcossack> yes.
  884.  
  885. [20:45] <+supermarth64> there's this one ride at disney called "captain eo"
  886. [20:45] <+supermarth64> i took a pic on my phone
  887. [20:45] <%Eo> lol
  888. [20:45] <Scofield> did you ride captain eo
  889. [20:45] <+supermarth64> i did but then i got off cuz he took too long
  890. [20:46] <%Eo> hm guess it's not a very accurate simulator
  891.  
  892. <+Shiv> yo so
  893. <+Shiv> how do you save in desmemu
  894. <+Shiv> desmume*
  895. <+alex> first you suck my dick
  896. <+alex> then you wait an hour and suck it again,fag
  897.  
  898. * bryan (~Gouki@ha.ha.you.think.anyone.likes.whistle) has joined #brofessionals
  899. <&Lady_bug> ha ha
  900. <&bryan> lol laughing at me you little shit the sun will set on your time soon enough
  901.  
  902. <~Earthworm> can my cat stop opening the door pleas
  903. <~Earthworm> its really annoying
  904.  
  905. [03:01:12] <~Philip7086> i'm so disappointed in myself for ST7
  906. [03:01:15] <~Philip7086> =/
  907. [03:01:33] * Philip7086 has quit (Quit: )
  908.  
  909. Phil update:
  910.  
  911. <~Philip7086> damn i'm good
  912. <~Philip7086> smd now
  913. * &whistle drops to his knees
  914. * &whistle unbuclkles phils pants
  915. * &whistle unbuttons his boxers
  916. <&whistle> o wait
  917. <&whistle> <~Philip7086> o dam, my boxers have a huge hole in them, and my dick is straight up just flopping out
  918. * &whistle doesn't bother
  919. * &whistle 8==========O:
  920. * &whistle 8======O:
  921. * &whistle 8==============O:
  922. * &whistle 8========O:
  923. * &whistle 8==========O:
  924. <~Philip7086> LOL STOP
  925. * &whistle 8==================D ~~~ O:
  926. <&whistle> OW
  927.  
  928. <%Snunch> lol I hate it when random people who suck have a whole bunch of deceiving forum badges
  929. <%Snunch> like macle and phillip7086
  930.  
  931. <LonelyNess> why would you join a tournament, knowing you weren't guaranteed to be on the same team, if not being on the same team would mean you would just not give a shit
  932. <husk> constipation
  933.  
  934. <&tochu> last night
  935. <&tochu> junioritos pm'd me
  936. <&tochu> p
  937. <&tochu> erm
  938. <&tochu> "pssst i like penis"
  939.  
  940. <&Aldaron> anyway, just wanted to say....
  941. <~Colonel_M> Go ahead
  942. <&Aldaron> it has taken Colonel_m 3 years to write a good post
  943. <&Aldaron> but damn it was good
  944. <~Colonel_M> ...
  945.  
  946. <&Layla> where did apologies go anyway
  947. <&atticus> all he does now is play like once a week
  948. <&atticus> and when he does he thinks hes the fucking shit and starts trolling scof
  949. <&atticus> and then gets banned
  950. <&atticus> like a nigger
  951.  
  952. <~whistle> did anyone save kg vs indra
  953. <~whistle> LOG TFC
  954. <&TheFourthChaser> I don't got it
  955. <&TheFourthChaser> I made the decision not to save
  956. <&TheFourthChaser> after
  957. <&TheFourthChaser> he tried to eq balloon tar
  958.  
  959. <@Sarenji> aldaron did you know other men's semen smells terribly
  960.  
  961. <Heysup> heracross banned
  962. <Heysup> im nowhere near top 10 without heracross
  963. <aldaron> did you run min speed heracross
  964.  
  965. <&makiri> have i ever steered you wrong?
  966. <&Huy> once
  967. <&makiri> when
  968. <&Huy> when you deleted something under my account with the reason FAGGOTS
  969. <&makiri> rofl
  970. <&Huy> cathy didn't like that
  971.  
  972. [19:24] <%bryan> lady bug
  973. [19:24] <+Lady_bug> bryan
  974. [19:24] <%bryan> kiss my face
  975. [19:24] <+Lady_bug> i don't know to respond to this
  976. [19:24] <%bryan> the only way you know how...
  977. [19:24] <%bryan> do it
  978. [19:25] <+Lady_bug> stellar help
  979. [19:25] <+Lady_bug> oh he's not here..
  980. [19:26] <%bryan> course not
  981. [19:26] <%bryan> id get him to do it otherwise
  982. [19:27] <+Lady_bug> i think i better go to bed
  983.  
  984. <%Earthworm> you should have posted 20 seconds later LonelyNess
  985. <%Earthworm> then you would be precisely 1 hour after your previous post
  986. <The_Chaser> ew things like that make me think you are slightly austistic
  987.  
  988. http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5320/whistleowned.jpg
  989.  
  990. [00:19:23] <B-Lulz> did you see my salad get tossed by borat
  991.  
  992. [03:45] <ILoveLiza> man I hate my mum
  993. [03:46] <ILoveLiza> tried to interrupt my pokemon game by saying I smell and then sprayed deoderant in my mouth.
  994.  
  995. <&remlabmez`dgf> who plays lc
  996. <&remlabmez`dgf> just heysup?
  997.  
  998. [9:14pm] Xiang: eo I don't jack off to girls either
  999. [9:14pm] Eo: a) out of context
  1000. [9:14pm] Eo: b) who do you jack off to then
  1001. [9:14pm] Xiang: lol
  1002. [9:15pm] Xiang: i don't jack off
  1003. [9:15pm] Xiang:
  1004. [9:15pm] Xiang: (anymore)
  1005. [9:15pm] Eo: lol
  1006. [9:15pm] Eo: I won't make fun of you
  1007. [9:15pm] Eo: because I've been trying to stop
  1008. [9:15pm] Xiang: lol
  1009. [9:15pm] Eo: because I have chronic masturbation problems
  1010. [9:15pm] Xiang: uhh
  1011. [9:15pm] Xiang: what
  1012. [9:15pm] Xiang: elaborate
  1013. [9:15pm] Eo: freud would say I got stuck in the genitalia stage
  1014. [9:16pm] Xiang: uhh
  1015. [9:16pm] Eo: okay too much info?
  1016. [9:16pm] Xiang: so you're like an infant who likes to play with his penis a lot and wants to bang his mother?
  1017. [9:16pm] Eo: too much info
  1018. [9:16pm] Eo: no
  1019. [9:16pm] Eo: not the oedipus complex
  1020. [9:16pm] Eo: genital fixation
  1021. [9:16pm] Xiang: right
  1022. [9:16pm] Eo: hey you'll believe it when it starts happening to you
  1023. [9:16pm] Xiang: uhhh
  1024. [9:16pm] Xiang: no
  1025. [9:16pm] Eo: okay too much information
  1026. [9:17pm] Xiang: how about you get a girl to help you out
  1027. [9:17pm] Eo: hmmmm
  1028. [9:19pm] Xiang: eo when you get a girlfriend you like you will understand
  1029. [9:19pm] Xiang: how shitty it is to jack off by yourself
  1030. [9:19pm] Eo: xiang I already know
  1031. [9:19pm] Xiang: and every time you do it even when you're out of a relationship
  1032. [9:19pm] Eo: I'm not making fun of you
  1033. [9:19pm] Xiang: you start pitying yourself
  1034. [9:19pm] Eo: this is a genuine problem
  1035. [9:19pm] Eo: furthermore I already explained this concept
  1036. [9:19pm] Eo: to multiple people
  1037. [9:20pm] Eo: perhaps whilst jacking off
  1038. [9:20pm] iconic: nigga das gay
  1039.  
  1040. [21:52:42] * Light-Kun (~Mibbit@synIRC-6B262080.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #brofessionals
  1041. [21:53:27] <Light-Kun> BS
  1042. [21:53:38] <Light-Kun> identify niggers
  1043. [21:53:48] <Light-Kun> identify niggers
  1044. [21:53:52] <Light-Kun> identiy niggers
  1045. [21:53:59] * Light-Kun has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by whistle))
  1046. [21:53:59] -NickServ- Ghost with your nick has been killed.
  1047. [21:54:01] <&whistle> LMAO
  1048. [21:54:03] <&whistle> NO FUCKING WAY
  1049.  
  1050. <&folg> if i saw this girl
  1051. <&folg> that was eyeing me
  1052. <&folg> wat should i do
  1053. <&Bluewind> get your doryuzuu
  1054. <&Bluewind> and drill liner her
  1055.  
  1056. <&Jumpman16> i know i can do what i want when i want, this has been true for four years
  1057. <&Jumpman16> thats not how i operate though
  1058.  
  1059. [04:26:18] <&stellar> i was walking back from class and passed this black girl
  1060. [04:26:31] <&stellar> and i was thinking, "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga why you dress like a hooker"
  1061.  
  1062. Last edited by Light-Kun; Jan 27th, 2011 at 8:31:16 PM. Reason: polite
  1063.  
  1064. <Light-Kun> Light-kun is being traded away from The Congregation of the Classiest to Smogon's Greatest Brits.
  1065. <Light-Kun> FUCK YES
  1066. <Light-Kun> FUCK TE CLASSIEST
  1067. <Light-Kun> IT WAS HORRIBLE
  1068. <Light-Kun> all joel did was 9.9
  1069. <Light-Kun> THANK THE LORD
  1070. <Light-Kun> GOD IS OUT THERE
  1071.  
  1072. <Light-Kun> smogon idiots go for anything that have a tldr post
  1073. <Light-Kun> and looks smart
  1074.  
  1075. <@Scofield> whistle do you ever see a hot girl and just follow her around for a bit
  1076. <@Scofield> not even that long just an hour or two
  1077.  
  1078. <@Scofield> any other suggestions
  1079. <@Scofield> tell me now or dont get pissed afterwards
  1080. <@aldaroff> pastebin team
  1081. <@aldaroff> i'll actually look at it this time
  1082.  
  1083. <&atticus> as soon as i beat that phop nigga
  1084. <&atticus> apparently that nigga raged hard
  1085. <&atticus> he was trying so hard too
  1086. <&atticus> some PO nigga in pm was like
  1087. <&atticus> "hes looking up what mesprit sets are used on smogon"
  1088.  
  1089. <&TFC> he put the balls in his mouth
  1090. <&tito> yep
  1091. <&tito> it was humiliating
  1092.  
  1093. <&folg> scofield
  1094. <&folg> do you add
  1095. <&folg> like
  1096. <&folg> people in your school
  1097. <&folg> that youve never talked to
  1098. <&folg> or is that weird
  1099. <&folg> cause i wanna add a few ppl
  1100. <&folg> to see their pics
  1101.  
  1102. [01:53:20] <&khoa> i had a girl told me she fucked this black nigga...it was too big for her
  1103. [01:53:32] <&clarine> best half hour of my life
  1104.  
  1105. <@Synre> both times folgorio was just like "lol choked on a giant dick again imagine that"
  1106.  
  1107. [12:54:44] * Quits: &alison (~a@slow.dumb.show.for.you) (Quit: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMBAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM)
  1108. [12:58:06] <@RamblinWreck> that's the noise that was coming from her bedroom last night
  1109.  
  1110. <%MoP> you can't pressure smurf into doing it cause
  1111. <%MoP> we all raped him in practice
  1112. <%MoP> and he deleted all his teams
  1113.  
  1114. <@aldaron> ROFL HOLY SHIT
  1115. <@aldaron> I HAVE A HILARIOUS STORY ABOUT MY STUPIDITY
  1116. <@aldaron> BUT I DONT THINK I CAN EXPLAIN IT WELL
  1117. <@aldaron> O MAN
  1118. <@aldaron> I M LAUHGING SO HARD
  1119. <@aldaron> I M SO STUPID
  1120. <@aldaron> HAHAHAH
  1121.  
  1122. <Light-Kun> BS STELLAR WAS HERE
  1123. <Light-Kun> das nigga gay
  1124. <Light-Kun> i saw his picture
  1125. <Light-Kun> he looks like harry potter
  1126.  
  1127. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> do you mind if one of your retainers does the bidding
  1128. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ("\ '' /").___..--' ' "`-._
  1129. <+LonelyNess> <rory> `ಠ_ ಠ ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`)
  1130. <+LonelyNess> <rory> (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-'
  1131. <+LonelyNess> <rory> _..`--'_. .-_/ /--'_.' .'
  1132. <+LonelyNess> <rory> (i l).-' ' ((i). ' ((!.-'arcanine
  1133. <+LonelyNess> this is what I have to deal with
  1134. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> seriously, do you mind?
  1135. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ._ o o
  1136. <+LonelyNess> <rory> \_`-)|_
  1137. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ,"" \
  1138. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## | ಠ ಠ.
  1139. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## ,-\__ `.
  1140. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," / `--._;)
  1141. <+LonelyNess> <rory> ," ## / ," ## /rapidash
  1142. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> That's a fucking giraffe
  1143. <+LonelyNess> <LonelyNess> ANYWAY stop acting high and just answer me
  1144.  
  1145. <@junioritos> i just remembered i beat you one time in a team vag
  1146. <@junioritos> ..
  1147. <@junioritos> tournament*
  1148.  
  1149. <@stellar> im talking abotu the time you called me a pussy and i quit from august itl decemebt
  1150.  
  1151. <&zerowing> we should send eachother vials of our cum
  1152.  
  1153. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1154. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1155. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1156. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1157. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1158. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1159. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1160. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1161. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1162. [02:26:33] <&khoa> -
  1163. [02:26:33] <&khoa> [02:26:27] [Philip7086 PING reply]: 3secs
  1164. [02:26:34] <&khoa> -
  1165. [02:26:36] <&khoa> o
  1166. [02:26:44] <~Philip7086> lol
  1167. [02:26:52] <~Philip7086> i only see one ping from goof
  1168. [02:26:55] <~Philip7086> idk what's going on
  1169. [02:26:58] <~Philip7086> bs internet
  1170. [02:27:11] <&junioritos> (he pasted it a few billion times)
  1171.  
  1172. [11:29:08] <@PKGaming> 252/0 Chansey takes "59.9% - 70.7%" from +2 Focus Blast
  1173. [11:29:10] * bryan has kicked PKGaming from #dreamworld (no 9.9 PKGaming)
  1174.  
  1175. <&apologies> apologies: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1176. <&apologies> apologies: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1177. <&apologies> LizardMan Test 23: You aren't even Apologies.
  1178. <&apologies> see im famous
  1179.  
  1180. <&Scofield> i want it to be mysterious
  1181. <&Scofield> in fact i dont even want girls to know my sexual orientation
  1182. <&Scofield> until its too late
  1183.  
  1184. <&Layla> [05:56:15] <Earthworm> im just glad
  1185. <&Layla> [05:56:17] <Earthworm> that we are friends
  1186. <&Layla> [05:56:18] <Earthworm> possibly more
  1187. <&Layla> [05:56:22] <Earthworm> =]
  1188.  
  1189. <&Layla> http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/002/cache/polar-bears_242_600x450.jpg aw
  1190. <&Scofield> all thats missing from that pic is a bottle of coke
  1191.  
  1192. <&The_Chaser> ew was unsure about getting on the eye
  1193.  
  1194. [04:50:30] <Chaser> i talked about u scof
  1195. [04:50:45] <&Scofield> nice things of course, right chaser
  1196. [04:50:58] <Chaser> toilet
  1197.  
  1198. <&panamaxis> reminds me of you whistle
  1199. <&panamaxis> he's a bit downy
  1200.  
  1201. <&Scofield> i pee more than that before i get out of bed in the morning
  1202.  
  1203. <Neonian> and i heard of some girl called je-a
  1204. <Neonian> where you pronounce the - as "dash"
  1205. <Neonian> "cause the dash don't be silent"
  1206.  
  1207. <+Scofield> fishy, tell me how old your sister is already
  1208. <Fishy> no???
  1209.  
  1210. <&Eo> http://www.facebook.com/pages/MLIC-My-Life-Is-Chick/151876058157709
  1211. <&Eo> I don't get it
  1212. <&Eo> help
  1213. <~whistle> my life is chick isnt even a website
  1214. <&Eo> it is
  1215. <&Eo> but it's only accessible from the kitchen
  1216.  
  1217. <+JohnMayer> aaajajajajaa
  1218. <+JohnMayer> err
  1219. <+JohnMayer> ahahahaha*
  1220.  
  1221. [01:56:22] <@briar> i watched eclipse
  1222. [01:56:25] <@briar> a few days ago
  1223.  
  1224. <&panamaxis> why do phils stories always end in him winning or getting haxed out of a win?
  1225.  
  1226. [23:41:41] <&atticus> g80 isnt gay
  1227. [23:41:43] <&atticus> sadly...
  1228.  
  1229. <+reyscarface> im not c/ping from wikipedia ever again
  1230. <+reyscarface> best part is the teacher said he wouldnt fail me if i had used quotes
  1231. <+reyscarface> to reference it as cites
  1232. <+reyscarface> next time im just starting and ending it with ""s
  1233. <+reyscarface> fuck it
  1234. <&Jumpman16> no you arent
  1235. <+reyscarface> yeah im not
  1236.  
  1237. <Fishy> merry christmas everyone, have a lovely holiday!!!!
  1238. * locopoke inserts his seed into fishy
  1239. <Fishy> okay I hope your christmas is shit
  1240. * Fishy has quit (Quit: )
  1241.  
  1242. [06:37:19] * BlueKirby (~rubix@its.me.bk) has joined #brofessionals
  1243. [06:37:19] * BarackObama sets mode +a #brofessionals BlueKirby
  1244. [06:37:19] * BarackObama gives channel operator status to BlueKirby
  1245. [06:37:30] >@#brofessionals< die bk
  1246. [06:37:48] <&whistle> i figure if i do it enough times one of these times it might work..
  1247. [06:38:18] <&BlueKirby> nope
  1248. [06:38:19] <&BlueKirby> sorry
  1249. [06:38:37] <panamaxis> whistle's dating philosophy
  1250. [06:38:55] <&BlueKirby> many drink-covered shirts later ...
  1251.  
  1252. whistle: this kid is the only one who still makes tang jokes
  1253. TheFourthChaser: das rite
  1254. The_Chaser: its tfcs only joke
  1255. The_Chaser: apart from himself
  1256.  
  1257. [12:41am] Farmer: next time
  1258. [12:41am] Farmer: im laddering under phil has a little dick
  1259. [12:41am] Farmer: So i can confirm he has one.
  1260.  
  1261. (15:29:23) jet: battle anyone
  1262. (15:29:32) +Reverb: don't ask for battles in the main chat
  1263. (15:29:46) jet: shut up u queer
  1264.  
  1265. <+SevenDeadlySins> i got super meat boy on sale for the encore
  1266.  
  1267. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> Smogon is notorious for only picking the best battlers to become mods.
  1268. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
  1269. [00:03:23] <&Gouki> whistle sent out Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
  1270.  
  1271. slightly NSFW but hilarious: http://i50.tinypic.com/rvvuyb.jpg
  1272.  
  1273. [18:42:37] * Hipmonlee slaps iconic around a bit with a large trout
  1274. [18:42:40] <@Hipmonlee> fuck
  1275.  
  1276. <&Scofield> where girls post their pics and guys jizz on them and post the pics
  1277. <&Gouki> lol scof seriously
  1278. <&Gouki> how ddi you ever come across that forum/thread
  1279. <&Scofield> i was browsing the fetishes forum of the website
  1280. <&Scofield> and its the thread with the most posts
  1281. <&Scofield> i just like reading about different fetishes, i wasnt even looking at porn
  1282. <&panamaxis> lol i love the use of browsing there
  1283. <&panamaxis> it really makes it
  1284. <&panamaxis> just broooooowsing the fetish forums
  1285. <&Scofield> you never wiki fetishes?
  1286.  
  1287. [01:39:04] <~Philip7086> this is my favorite so far, i love how you made it look like im in them idst of sucking you off! the cum got in my eye a little, but im ok!
  1288.  
  1289. <&Scofield> did you stalk her
  1290. <&Gouki> fuck off lol
  1291. <&Gouki> god no
  1292. <&Scofield> i told you guys stalking works
  1293.  
  1294. [09:35:19] <+notdak> np buzzcocks
  1295. [09:39:54] <@Gouki> lol buzzcocks
  1296. [09:39:58] <@Gouki> so awful
  1297. [09:40:14] <@Gouki> gutars were poor and the fucking bassist was worthless
  1298. [09:41:14] <EeveeTrainer> im banning gouki
  1299. [09:41:23] <EeveeTrainer> permanently
  1300. [09:41:24] <@Gouki> ?
  1301. [09:41:29] <@Gouki> you a fan lol
  1302.  
  1303. [08:52:31] * Earthworm|Away is now known as Earthworm
  1304. [08:52:39] <Badal> eathrowm
  1305. [08:58:43] <dak> no
  1306.  
  1307. <&Scofield> but i couldnt get past blissey..
  1308. <&elizabeth> tspikes
  1309. <&mireille> or something with explosion
  1310. <&Lady_bug> OR TOXIC SUB PROTECT DUGTRIO
  1311.  
  1312. [05:36:03] <%JabbaTheGriffin> gouki has a thing for niggerlips
  1313. [05:36:21] <%MoP> i'm well aware that he does in fact get aroused by jynx
  1314. [05:36:37] <@Gouki> nah shes an ice queen
  1315. [05:36:38] <@Gouki> not my type
  1316.  
  1317. [14:51:16] <&DougJustDoug> Shay Laren looks kinda dopey. Does she have some downs syndrome or something like that?
  1318.  
  1319. [01:46:36] <Calm_Pokemaster> can someone please link me to an animated gif of Sazandora?
  1320. [01:47:26] <Calm_Pokemaster> someone?
  1321. [01:47:36] <%khoa> www.google.com
  1322. [01:50:46] <Calm_Pokemaster> thanks, got the animated gif
  1323.  
  1324. [00:46:41] <DABOSS> lol hasire i joined his cod game killed him then left the game
  1325. [00:46:45] <DABOSS> 20 min later he deleted me from his friends list
  1326.  
  1327. <~am> what about
  1328. <~am> 10000000000000000000000000000000 pounds
  1329. <~am> would you suck
  1330. <~am> several dicks
  1331. <~am> for that amount
  1332. <~am> AT ONCE
  1333. <@Earthworm> possibly
  1334. <@Earthworm> its worth it
  1335. <@Earthworm> for sure
  1336. <~am> when asked
  1337. <~am> how you obtained the money
  1338. <~am> would you reply i made a deal with the devil
  1339. <~am> what would you say
  1340. <@Earthworm> i would say an opportunity shine down from heaven
  1341.  
  1342. [03:50:06] <~Philip7086> scof
  1343. [03:50:12] <~Philip7086> would you fuck a rat if it had a human pussy?
  1344. [03:50:30] <&mireille> phil
  1345. [03:50:33] <&mireille> does it have human boobs
  1346. [03:50:42] <~Philip7086> h/o don't raise the bar
  1347. [03:50:46] <~Philip7086> i wanna see scof's response
  1348. [03:51:15] <~Philip7086> scof must be perplexed
  1349. [03:51:18] <&elizabeth> hes thinking
  1350. [03:51:21] <&elizabeth> considering the pros and cons
  1351. [03:51:27] <&Scofield> you mean a rat like the animal or like a snitch
  1352. [03:51:32] <~Philip7086> on one hand.. it's a dirty fucking rat
  1353. [03:51:36] <~Philip7086> on the other... it's a human pussy
  1354. [03:52:43] <&elizabeth> so whats the answer
  1355. [03:53:23] <&Scofield> nah it needs at least 2 useable holes
  1356. [03:53:25] <&Scofield> then we can talk
  1357.  
  1358. [01:10:25] <&panamaxis> I do believe the suggestive evidence however from my own checks that Asians do have average penis length some where close to 5 inches
  1359. [01:11:09] <&panamaxis> "c'mon man it's for science"
  1360.  
  1361. [15:44:29] <+Scofield> man pre team selection completely renders zoroark useless =(
  1362. [15:45:05] <drcossack> Scofield - that's not the only thing. Incorrect SR damage, ability activation messages missing
  1363. [...]
  1364. [15:46:27] <+Scofield> vappy gets NP now?
  1365. [15:46:32] <drcossack> it does?
  1366. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon used Nasty Plot!
  1367. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon's Sp. Att. sharply rose!
  1368. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> Heatran used Taunt!
  1369. [15:46:38] <+Scofield> The foe's Vaporeon fell for the taunt!
  1370. [15:46:42] <+Scofield> and it outsped tran
  1371. [15:46:49] <+Scofield> ohhh
  1372.  
  1373. <&remlabmez> http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9067/hilariousphotos40.jpg
  1374.  
  1375. <&atticus> junior
  1376. <&atticus> can you stop sending me gay pms
  1377. <&atticus> that would be fantastic
  1378.  
  1379. [02:17:58] <&Earthworm> Country of origin Ethiopia
  1380. [02:17:59] <&Earthworm> wtf
  1381. [02:18:16] <&Earthworm> i saw that then closed it
  1382.  
  1383. <&jumpluff> my throat hurts
  1384. <&jumpluff> this is your fault earthworm
  1385.  
  1386. [02:12] <&aldaron> yo whistle make a youtube vid of you jacking off with guile's theme in the background
  1387. [02:12] <&aldaron> that would go viral instantly
  1388. [02:12] <~BlueKirby> he wouldnt make it to the end of the theme song
  1389. [02:13] <&whistle> GUILES THEME IS THE BEST FUCKING SONG
  1390. [02:18] <&aldaron> fuck i totally ruined guile's song gdi
  1391. ...
  1392. [02:19] <&Philip7086> even though apparently vgc doesn't go to aus
  1393. [02:19] <&Jirachi> it doesnt phil
  1394. [02:19] <~BlueKirby> yeah fuck even if it went to sydney or something
  1395. [02:19] <~BlueKirby> id find a way to get over there
  1396. [02:19] <&aldaron> i'm picturing whistle scrunching his face jacking off in slow motion to the song witih a strobe light in the background
  1397.  
  1398. <@Sarenji> i went into my room
  1399. <@Sarenji> it was dark
  1400. <@Sarenji> i farted
  1401. <@Sarenji> then turned on the light
  1402. <@Sarenji> and what do i see but my roommate's gf in his bed...
  1403.  
  1404. <&Huy> i heard my across the hall neighbors yelling
  1405. <&Huy> "WHY DIDNT YOU PULL OUT!?"
  1406.  
  1407. [03:00:38] <LoveDestiny> there are 3 things that i am truly scared of
  1408. [03:00:45] <LoveDestiny> 1)my penis gets sexually touched
  1409. [03:00:57] <LoveDestiny> 2)my penis/balls gets ripped or cut out
  1410. [03:01:01] <LoveDestiny> 3)I get butt raped
  1411. [03:01:10] <panamaxis> you might want to add to #1
  1412.  
  1413. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> you tell me i need to go to therapy because i'd rather have a civilized conversation than an argument
  1414. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> how fucking stupid can you be
  1415. [22:40] <+JabbaTheGriffin> why do you think i'm mad when i'm perfectly fine what the fuck is wrong with you
  1416. [22:41] <+JabbaTheGriffin> just because we all don't want to have arguments all the time
  1417. [22:42] <+jrrrr|^_^> JabbaTheGriffin i was never even arguing with you
  1418. [22:42] <+jrrrr|^_^> i said that adv is the worst gen and you flipped out at me for arguing with you
  1419. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> no i got mad because you fucking peppered every single place on that server with
  1420. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> "adv is the worst generation"
  1421. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> how many times do you think you need to say it before people on the server realize you don't like adv
  1422. [22:43] <+jrrrr|^_^> i hope you arent like this irl JabbaTheGriffin
  1423. [22:43] <+jrrrr|^_^> no wonder why your girlfriend left you
  1424. [22:43] <+JabbaTheGriffin> that's it never fucking talk to me again you stupid faggot
  1425.  
  1426. shiki misaki: earthworms nuts
  1427. shiki misaki: i was considering kicking you
  1428. shiki misaki: but i like you
  1429. shiki misaki: ...errr
  1430. shiki misaki: i mean the USER
  1431.  
  1432. <Scofield> i actually cant post on gfaqs for the next month
  1433. <Scofield> too many kate beckinsale topics
  1434.  
  1435. Scofield: use the find tab for battles otherwise i will ban you
  1436.  
  1437. [06:37:09] <~Philip7086> i'm sitting there playing you
  1438. [06:37:29] <~Philip7086> all of a sudden, the glass window right in front of me shatters
  1439. [06:37:32] <~Philip7086> sounds like a fucking gun shot
  1440. [06:37:33] <&rems`laptop> WTF
  1441. [06:37:36] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1442. [06:37:38] <~Philip7086> i froze dude
  1443. [06:37:43] <~Philip7086> that's the most scared i've ever been in my life
  1444. [06:37:43] <&rems`laptop> wow holy fuck
  1445. [06:37:47] <&rems`laptop> damn man
  1446. [06:37:49] <&rems`laptop> wtf happend
  1447. [06:37:53] <~Philip7086> i think it was a gunshot, but i can't find the bullet anywhere
  1448. [06:38:08] <&rems`laptop> uhh what the hell
  1449. [06:38:11] <~Philip7086> that was the first time in my life i screamed in fear and froze and couldn't move man
  1450. [06:38:13] <&rems`laptop> where is your xbox
  1451. [06:38:19] <~Philip7086> livingroom
  1452. [06:38:23] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1453. [06:38:25] <&rems`laptop> did you call
  1454. [06:38:26] <&rems`laptop> the police
  1455. [06:38:30] <&rems`laptop> what did you have to do
  1456. [06:38:31] <~Philip7086> dude, then the security came like 5 mins later
  1457. [06:38:38] <~Philip7086> said they heard a loud noise, and saw some nigga running
  1458. [06:38:41] <~Philip7086> so they came to check it out
  1459. [06:38:54] <~Philip7086> i had to file a police report n shit
  1460. [06:39:01] <~Philip7086> dude shattered glass everyfuckingwhere
  1461. [06:39:04] <&rems`laptop> damn thats crazy
  1462. [06:39:05] <&rems`laptop> wow
  1463. [06:39:12] <&rems`laptop> thats so random too
  1464. [06:39:17] <&rems`laptop> it was only your apartment?
  1465. [06:39:18] <~Philip7086> yeah it really is dude
  1466. [06:39:21] <~Philip7086> yup
  1467. [06:39:24] <&rems`laptop> wtf
  1468. [06:39:32] <~Philip7086> like, i don't even talk to anybody in SLO man
  1469. [06:39:35] <~Philip7086> i keep to myself n shit
  1470. [06:39:42] <~Philip7086> i dont have any enemies here
  1471. [06:39:45] <&rems`laptop> damn man what the heck
  1472. [06:39:46] <~Philip7086> like...
  1473. [06:39:48] <~Philip7086> ugh
  1474. [06:39:48] <&rems`laptop> so do you gotta sleep
  1475. [06:39:50] <&rems`laptop> with a busted ass window
  1476. [06:39:51] <&rems`laptop> now
  1477. [06:39:53] <~Philip7086> yup
  1478. [06:40:00] <~Philip7086> gotta tell management in the morning they said
  1479. [06:40:07] <~Philip7086> =/
  1480. [06:40:07] <&rems`laptop> god damn
  1481. [06:40:13] <~Philip7086> i was so scared man, i swear
  1482. [06:40:21] <~Philip7086> we still can't find whatever it was that they used to break the
  1483. window
  1484. [06:40:30] <~Philip7086> and i know he didn't punch it or anything, or else i would've seen the guy right in front
  1485. [06:40:35] <&rems`laptop> did the security try and figure it out?
  1486. [06:40:39] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1487. [06:40:46] <~Philip7086> one of them chased after the guy apparently
  1488. [06:40:47] <&rems`laptop> man thats crazy
  1489. [06:40:47] <~Philip7086> but lost him
  1490. [06:40:50] <&rems`laptop> ahh
  1491. [06:40:54] <~Philip7086> and like the police department came n shit
  1492. [06:41:09] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1493. [06:41:10] <~Philip7086> dude i was literally scared stiff
  1494. [06:41:15] <&rems`laptop> haha
  1495. [06:41:16] <~Philip7086> and i was like shaking n shit
  1496. [06:41:24] <&rems`laptop> man i never been like that
  1497. [06:41:28] <~Philip7086> i held up my figh stick to shield me, lol
  1498. [06:41:42] <&rems`laptop> LOL
  1499. [06:41:45] <&rems`laptop> like a boss nigga
  1500. [06:41:53] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1501. [06:41:56] <~Philip7086> dude i thought it was a gun man i swear
  1502. [06:41:57] <~Philip7086> it probably wasn't
  1503. [06:42:02] <~Philip7086> but like, jesus fucking christ
  1504. [06:42:07] <&rems`laptop> seems like it was random vandalism
  1505. [06:42:12] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1506. [06:42:16] <~Philip7086> but there's no rock or anything
  1507. [06:42:23] <~Philip7086> so like... idk what could have done it
  1508. [06:42:28] <~Philip7086> and like the glass fucking FLEW
  1509. [06:42:32] <~Philip7086> all the way across my apartment
  1510. [06:42:41] <~Philip7086> so it was a really powerful blow
  1511. [06:43:05] <&rems`laptop> damn
  1512. [06:43:10] <&rems`laptop> did it land all over you and shit
  1513. [06:43:15] <~Philip7086> yeah
  1514. [06:43:20] <&rems`laptop> man who knows what the fuck it was
  1515. [06:43:31] <~Philip7086> dude the glass flew like 20 feet
  1516. [06:44:02] <~Philip7086> i'm like still shaky man
  1517. [06:44:03] <~Philip7086> =/
  1518. [06:44:07] <~Philip7086> that was the most scared i've ever been
  1519. [06:44:24] <~Philip7086> i was seriously sitting, waiting for some dude to show up, stick a gun through the hole and shoot me
  1520. [06:44:35] <~Philip7086> i really thought i was going to die
  1521. [06:44:42] <&rems`laptop> did you shit your pants nigga
  1522. [06:44:44] <&rems`laptop> dont be ashame
  1523. [06:44:59] <&Earthworm> lol
  1524. [06:45:05] <&Earthworm> i am undefeated today with a suicune weak tea
  1525. [06:45:06] <&Earthworm> m
  1526. [06:45:23] <&Earthworm> nobody has used a suicune
  1527.  
  1528. <locopoke> I hear PokemonExperte uses Rotom-H to burn jews
  1529. <Heysup> I am offended
  1530. <locopoke> Heysup as long as you refrain from playing OU you're fine
  1531. <locopoke> they can't get you in UU
  1532.  
  1533. Dbest69: how do we challenge earthworm?
  1534. Dbest69: yeah but he's not accepting challenges
  1535. Dbest69: must be pussy
  1536.  
  1537. <reyscarface> no spics
  1538. <reyscarface> specs*
  1539.  
  1540. <&Aldaron> i just got an erection at work
  1541. <&Aldaron> o i'm looking at porn
  1542. <&Aldaron> LOL supervisor just walked in
  1543. <&Aldaron> old fat 50 year old dude
  1544.  
  1545. <%MoP> ipl is probably a very good blackjack player
  1546. <%MoP> "sir you have 12"
  1547. <%MoP> HIT HIT HIT
  1548. <%MoP> "sir you have 18"
  1549. <%MoP> nah stay
  1550.  
  1551. <sprinkles> i just got a chicks number over chat roullete =]
  1552. <sprinkles> and got flashed
  1553. <sprinkles> im happy
  1554.  
  1555. <&aldaron> O GOD DAMMIT
  1556. <&aldaron> MY DAY JUST RUINED
  1557. <&aldaron> FUCK
  1558. <&aldaron> i click stark mountain...
  1559. <&aldaron> and see umbarsc has clicked recently...
  1560.  
  1561. <reyscarface> does your PC have to be on to host a server
  1562. <reyscarface> or just the internet
  1563.  
  1564. <Alchemator> sds don't take this the wrong way
  1565. <Alchemator> but
  1566. <Alchemator> are you gay?
  1567.  
  1568. <~Scofield> when i borrow a magazine from the library they never want it back
  1569.  
  1570. <&Scofield> once i was about to win a battle and then a friend came over
  1571. <&Scofield> and i was too embarassed to open up the window and enter in the last move
  1572. <&Scofield> so i timed out and lost
  1573.  
  1574. <@stellar> megan fox got replaced
  1575. <@stellar> for transformers 3
  1576. <@Sarenji> why
  1577. <@stellar> idk but the new girl looks like a olsen twin who fattened up then her face got hit by a bus
  1578.  
  1579. <@husk> so in all seriousness was IPL running from the cops when he stayed with ganondorf
  1580.  
  1581. <@jumpluff> i save dick pics too just in case
  1582. <@jumpluff> and you never know when it'll come in handy
  1583.  
  1584. <&Scofield> http://twitter.com/Y_Strahovski
  1585. <&Scofield> so excited
  1586. <&whistle> excited for what
  1587. <&Scofield> shes on twitter
  1588. <&Scofield> now i can know what shes doing 24/7
  1589.  
  1590. <&goofball> its just liket his chick i saw, she looked extra fine with sunglasses on
  1591. <&goofball> she took them off
  1592. <&goofball> i was like OH HELL NAW.
  1593.  
  1594. <&goofball> well covering the eyes always make girls appear younger
  1595. <&Gouki> thats 2 birds with 1 stone for ipl
  1596.  
  1597. <&aldaroff> because i personally like a lot of big stuff at once
  1598.  
  1599. <@Priscilla> susan b anthony
  1600. <@Priscilla> i jerked off to you once
  1601.  
  1602. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/GEY.jpg
  1603. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/AHAHA3.jpg
  1604. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/sanpedror1der/lolololo.jpg
  1605.  
  1606. <&Aldaron> man fuck whistle
  1607. <&Aldaron> i've been saying chink with like reckless abandon lately
  1608. <&Aldaron> i have a lot of chink friends
  1609. <&Aldaron> i almost said at a dinner with parents once
  1610. <&Aldaron> i was like "whoa"
  1611. * Scofield has quit (Quit: im so offended)
  1612.  
  1613. <&Priscilla> and my dad is old and like beluga whale size
  1614. <&Atticus> how big is beluga size
  1615. <&Priscilla> idk but hes easily 150kg +
  1616. <&Atticus> god dayum
  1617. <&Priscilla> im not even kidding
  1618. <&Atticus> does he wear those moo moo things
  1619. <&Priscilla> i dont know wher ehe even gets clothes
  1620. <&Priscilla> im GLAD he doesnt
  1621. <&Priscilla> he is
  1622. <&Priscilla> scary naked
  1623. <&Priscilla> seriously
  1624. <&Atticus> rofl
  1625. <&Atticus> hahahah
  1626. <&B-Lulz> youve seen your dad naked
  1627. <&B-Lulz> ...
  1628. <&Priscilla> ya i walked in on him the other day in fact
  1629.  
  1630. <&Atticus> is your brother plump
  1631. <&Priscilla> hes like sprinkles-size
  1632.  
  1633. <@Jimbo> but you're an indian....
  1634. <@ToF> ok guess what
  1635. <@ToF> fuck your ou smog article
  1636. <@ToF> dumbass bitch
  1637.  
  1638. <&Gouki> LotusPirate says:
  1639. <&Gouki> *do they have that white guy just so he can take the free shots
  1640.  
  1641. <@Sarenji> chocolate tastes even better after 1 week of not tasting it and after cuddling a girl
  1642. <+aldaron> lol
  1643. <+aldaron> wow you are so gay right now
  1644.  
  1645. <@Sk> one of my friends on facebook has his dog as a child
  1646. <@Sk> he's weird
  1647. <@Sk> got a credit card for the first time and went over the limit buying sex toys
  1648.  
  1649. <&priscillafk> itc atticus proves you don't have to be gay to be a faggot
  1650.  
  1651. <@Stellar> its already been a yaer
  1652. <@Stellar> since my fiasco
  1653. <@Stellar> with making a new facebook and adding my roommate
  1654. <@Stellar> only to see i had selected interested in men
  1655.  
  1656. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Alice ?
  1657. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Are you a sort of transexual ?
  1658. [22:07] <Agammemnon> Taking appearance of woman on day and man sometimes ?
  1659. [22:08] <Alice> ...
  1660. [22:08] <Alice> i'm a girl
  1661.  
  1662. <&The_Chaser> have a look at point buy an tell me some good underdogs
  1663. <&The_Chaser> i thought legenedary_07 dunno
  1664. <&The_Chaser> you know like very battler
  1665.  
  1666. <&panamaxis> ok i just thought of something really gay
  1667. <&panamaxis> like unbelievably gay
  1668.  
  1669. <~Philip7086> naw whistle, i'd hit that over shiki
  1670. <&Priscilla> ...
  1671. <~Philip7086> er..
  1672.  
  1673. <alex> i cant think of anything but cock
  1674.  
  1675. <@Loki> SHUT THE FUK UP EO UT MORTUS
  1676. <@Loki> hahahahahhaha
  1677. <@Loki> sorry dude youre a good guy but it sounded funny
  1678.  
  1679. <%JabbaTheGriffin> i'm only gonna break break break break break your heart
  1680. <JA> yo jabba who sings that song?
  1681. <%JabbaTheGriffin> taio cruz and ludacris
  1682. <JA> lets keep it that way
  1683.  
  1684. <Scofield> can another mod get on shoddy, i gotta use the bathroom and stuff
  1685. <Scofield> im taking my laptop with me
  1686. <Scofield> but moderating shoddy tightens my sphincter
  1687. <Scofield> so its counter productive
  1688.  
  1689. <@Priscilla> i think im going to roast loki and devour his succulent koala meat
  1690. <@Priscilla> loki get down on your knees boy
  1691.  
  1692. <@Sk> i once threw a baby sheep into a deep ass pool of water
  1693. <@Sk> it didn't come back up for minutes
  1694. <@Loki> lol wtf sk
  1695. <@Sk> i was like 6 sorry
  1696.  
  1697. (many months later)
  1698. <@Sk> whistle can you put a comment in your quotes thing saying the sheep didn't die
  1699. <@Sk> everyone thinks it died
  1700.  
  1701. <@aldaroff> he does but i spent like 30 man hours helping mal / sarenji / tof / gmax with teams
  1702. <@Loki> how long was the session on choking
  1703.  
  1704. <@Ciele> what ever became of that text the other day scofield?
  1705. <~Scofield> i asked her what color panties she was wearing and she said she wasnt wearing any
  1706. <~Scofield> i told her i didnt believe her and for her to send me pics
  1707. <~Scofield> she called me a pervert and stopped responding
  1708.  
  1709. <&Lady_bug> when i decided to use lady bug i didnt even know what it means
  1710.  
  1711. <&Farmer> i remember the first time i saw meatspin
  1712. <&Farmer> my mom was in the room
  1713.  
  1714. <&Scofield> god damn my gfaqs account got purged
  1715. <&Scofield> damn all my alts are banned too for making too many kate beckinsale topics
  1716.  
  1717. <&atticus> joshe is the white mandigo
  1718. <&jumpluff> yes i do know because ive read / seen pisc -.-
  1719.  
  1720. <reyscarface> i have Windows 64
  1721.  
  1722. [14:13] <+Colonel_M> Aside from ALDARON interrupting with spelling on the internet, nothing controversial was discussed. We reached agreement, and thus peace restored in the internet.
  1723. [14:14] <+RBG> i know you're trying to be funny
  1724. [14:14] <+RBG> but your not
  1725. [14:15] <+Colonel_M> Meh I know I'm not funny.
  1726. [14:15] <+Colonel_M> That isn't anything new.
  1727.  
  1728. [01:18] <%Gouki> pretty sure i destroyed him then got lucked in thr frontier rematch
  1729. [01:18] <%Gouki> so this is 3 straight ridic luck matches
  1730. [01:18] <%Gouki> how fun
  1731. [01:18] <%Gouki> and i know hes here
  1732. [01:19] <+MoP> also when people talk trash about you when you're here, that means they really dont give a fuck
  1733. [01:19] <+MoP> cause you are in fact, trash
  1734.  
  1735. [01:14] <%Gouki> no skill trash
  1736. [01:14] <%Gouki> what else is new
  1737. [01:14] <%Gouki> or old in this case
  1738. [01:16] <Scofield> atticus?
  1739.  
  1740. <&Bluewind> because my life isn't limited to smogon folgorio
  1741. <&Bluewind> also i have internet
  1742. <&Folgorio> idk how to translate that well tho
  1743. <&Bluewind> and i don't go to puerto rican schools
  1744. <&Folgorio> lol
  1745. <&Eo> spanish suck
  1746. <&Folgorio> forgive me
  1747. <&Bluewind> that have extracurricular activities of mowing lawn and sewing
  1748. <&Folgorio> for not getting educated
  1749. <&Bluewind> *done with rant*
  1750.  
  1751. <&Philip7086> 4 bitches wanted my junk
  1752. <&Philip7086> 1 inch for each girl
  1753.  
  1754. [04:23:05] <Earthworm> whistle can your irc client do this
  1755. [04:23:07] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 18secs
  1756. [04:23:27] <Earthworm> that is my comquter's up time
  1757. [04:23:42] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 52secs
  1758. [04:23:42] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 53secs
  1759. [04:23:43] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 54secs
  1760. [04:23:44] <Earthworm> 8hrs 29mins 55secs
  1761.  
  1762. [22:58] <aldaron> i'm not a citizen
  1763. [23:00] <Scofield> so now you cant ever commit a felony
  1764. [23:02] <whistle> lol
  1765. [23:03] <Scofield> im being serious, you know how easy it is to commit a felony
  1766. [23:03] <Scofield> i read this story about this guy who stole a box of baseball cards
  1767. [23:03] <Scofield> one of em was work half a million dollars
  1768. [23:03] <Scofield> bam grand theft
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