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  1. The ‘White’ House
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  3. 23:00 Hours
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  5. Obama-chan placed his legs on the desk of the oval office. Paperwork was more than likely under his shoe, but he had stopped caring. He lamented on his Presidential campaign – never knowing it would turn out as dull as this. It had been many a night since he had felt Michelle’s sweet touch, and although he longed for her embrace he began to lose interest in her. She was a boring woman, who led her life with little ambition. He sighed heavily and opened the second drawer of his desk. With great care, he retrieved the cask of Fruity Lexia from the drawer. It was a guilty pleasure of Obama-chan’s life, but due to upcoming price increases this may be his last cask. He placed the bag above his head, allowed it to glisten in the moonlight, and sculled heavily from the cask. The taste was sharp but sweet as he filled his mouth with the supple juices of the cask. He placed the cask down temporarily, and instead picked up a humidor – from which he retrieved a Cohiba cigar. Once lit, he drew in the thick smoke and promptly exhaled. He leant back on his chair, and in between cigar smoke muttered “this is going to be a long night”.
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  7. 23:20 Hours
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  9. Obama-chan smiled as waves of drunkenness passed over him. He was in a total bliss – and had temporarily forgotten about the upcoming debate with Romney-kun. As if on cue, there was a heavy knocking at the door. Surprised, Obama-kun allowed the sound to continue before eventually opening the door. Surprised, he was staring directly in the face of Romney-kun. “Ro-ro-romney-kun! What are you doing here?” Obama-chan’s voice was filled with uncertainty, but also desire. “I came here to see you, silly!” Romney-kun spoke with the glee of a schoolboy in love. “Please, Romne—“ “Call me Mitt”, Romney-kun interrupted. “You know we can’t be seen together, Mitt”. Romney-kun did not reply, but instead opted to embrace Obama-chan in a warm kiss. It would be a long night indeed.
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