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  1. [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
  2. [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
  3. [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
  4. [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
  5. [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
  6. The Vanu Sovereignty have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
  7. [SAY] [MIOTOS]: I need repairs!
  8. [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
  9. [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
  10. [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
  11. You killed [Cpt2Ouf].
  12. [SAY] [rurupon]: Thanks.
  13. [SAY] [MIOTOS]: Thanks.
  14. Seb is now online.
  15. A squad has left the platoon.
  16. Kaaath has joined the squad.
  17. Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
  18. TR [ELME] Bunglejuice claimed NC core at Rime Analytics.
  19. You told Justakill: theyre all over mani with tanks again
  20. [SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks.
  21. [SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks.
  22. You killed [Needmayer].
  23. [Pahka] killed you.
  24. You killed [loeh].
  25. [SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks.
  26. Justakill has asked to be your friend.
  27. [TELL] [Justakill]: comming soon
  28. FACILITY CAPTURED: Elli Tower
  29. You killed [nenemen].
  30. You killed [Hangover02].
  31. [SAY] [Rizix]: I need a medic!
  32. The Terran Republic have the majority of active HIVEs +2VP!
  33. TR HIVE at Nott Substation has become active!
  34. [REGION] [Rikalbari]: to the gen!
  35. FACILITY CAPTURED: Rime Analytics
  36. You told Justakill: lots of memekeeper harassers tho :L
  37. You killed [feja].
  38. You killed [EddieOkane].
  39. You killed [DatKoi].
  40. SUPPLY DROP: Charger
  41. You killed [feja].
  42. You killed [Kubull].
  43. Squad Waypoint Added
  44. You killed [schiggy].
  45. FACILITY LOST: Old Shore Checkpoint
  46. You killed [xXx1080noSCOPExXx].
  47. You killed [redadr].
  48. You killed [JustGames148].
  49. The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
  50. You killed [Hu4eCu].
  51. You killed [Ritshey].
  52. You killed [Squishatron].
  53. An expiring TR core has gone neutral!
  54. You killed [Weeblz].
  55. SUPPLY DROP: Charger
  56. You killed [Fluffythenoob].
  57. [SAY] [Cpt2Ouf]: Your best is my worst.
  58. FACILITY CAPTURED: Echo Valley Substation
  59. The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
  60. FACILITY LOST: Elli Tower
  61. You killed [RotWeis].
  62. You killed [FireHeldII].
  63. [SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: I need repairs!
  64. [SQUAD] [Kaaath]: [TELL] [AndresFdelgado]: PAJERO TU MADRE
  65. [YELL] [Mauti402]: I guess someone order some fun here
  66. [SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: Thanks.
  67. [YELL] You: lmao Mauti is herre
  68. [SAY] [rexXOletsXOrock]: Thanks.
  69. [SAY] [CPTSwagg3r88]: I need a medic!
  70. [YELL] You: gotta get that zergsurf on ehh?
  71. [SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: I need repairs!
  72. [SAY] [viseroid]: Sorry.
  73. [SAY] [Niskura]: Thanks.
  74. [SAY] [Marcedus93]: Thanks.
  75. [SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks.
  76. FACILITY LOST: Jaeger's Fist
  77. [SAY] [Acuko]: I need repairs!
  78. [SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks.
  79. FACILITY LOST: Bridge-ward
  80. You killed [milkmygoat].
  81. lallerpan has joined the platoon.
  82. Seb is now offline.
  83. Neutral core has been claimed by the TR!
  84. TR HIVE at Apex Genetics has become active!
  85. LeBVI has left the platoon.
  86. You killed [Senpaislug].
  87. [SAY] You: I need repairs!
  88. Squad Waypoint Updated
  89. FACILITY CAPTURED: East River Sky Station
  90. Squad Waypoint Updated
  91. Seb is now online.
  92. [SAY] [Starfury777]: Thanks.
  93. You killed [GBanderlog].
  94. [SAY] [RaveSPb]: Thanks.
  95. [YELL] [MillionShop]: cover
  96. FACILITY LOST: Eisa Mountain Pass
  97. [ORDERS] [CZhonzikus1]: ECHO VALLEY!!
  98. [YELL] [dupiszcze]: that pop... elme zeglings i guess
  99. [SAY] [Acuko]: Sorry.
  100. [SAY] [Atomicxx55]: I need some ammo.
  101. [SAY] [OpxaHius]: Thanks.
  102. VS HIVE at Jaeger's Crossing has become active!
  103. [SAY] You: I need repairs!
  104. [YELL] [KaraThrow]: not elme only.
  105. [YELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: What difference does it make who ti is
  106. [REGION] [Kill3r3llit3]: leave this place now and defend bio lab..
  107. [YELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Miller has become a 24/7 serversmash experience cancer
  108. [YELL] [KaraThrow]: well the point is TR zergs.. everybody does rly.
  109. [YELL] You: agile needs to come back and make MillerInGeneralIsCancer
  110. You killed [nekoxxxxxxxx].
  111. [YELL] [KaraThrow]: Cobalt does it better? what're you saying?
  112. [SAY] [CaedesBloodyMassacre]: Thanks.
  113. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Agile last online in CLAB : 25 weeks
  114. You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah
  115. TR HIVE at Northpoint Station has become active!
  116. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Getting tired of this shit
  117. You told JoelTheRedneck: though he actually quit this time last year
  118. You told JoelTheRedneck: its fucking awful man
  119. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Took a one year break
  120. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Came back to this
  121. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 200% cykas, low fps construction, 200% cancer on every fight
  122. Tatranky has joined the platoon.
  123. You told JoelTheRedneck: it basically is 24/7 SS man
  124. You told JoelTheRedneck: youre right
  125. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Gets worse when I play my main tbh
  126. [SAY] [Francheska]: Your best is my worst.
  127. [SAY] [JohnnyBravo89]: Thanks.
  128. [SAY] [Nerysea]: Thanks.
  129. You told JoelTheRedneck: and the last few "infantry" players who are left are left to fight RU subhumans, buffed A2G and assorted AI ebola spa
  130. You told JoelTheRedneck: spam
  131. [SAY] [madsmuz]: I need a ride!
  132. You told JoelTheRedneck: i dont play my mains anymore
  133. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm Nakkiel if you've ever met me
  134. You told JoelTheRedneck: i get too mad at the cancer and am forced to play max at every 2nd fight
  135. StatspadderMcGee has left the squad.
  136. StatspadderMcGee is now offline.
  137. You told JoelTheRedneck: ohh, i do know you
  138. FACILITY LOST: Andvari South Bank
  139. You told JoelTheRedneck: ADWN
  140. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That was my PS1 outfit yeah
  141. You told JoelTheRedneck: youre not really a burger, are you?
  142. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: By burger you mean NC or American?
  143. You told JoelTheRedneck: murica
  144. StatspadderMcGee is now online.
  145. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Nah, I'm a 30yo French that doesn't give a fuck and plays drunk half the time
  146. You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao
  147. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Spent the last month and a half spamming rocket primaries to get my kraken
  148. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I'm taking a break, unlocking black camo on NC
  149. Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
  150. You told JoelTheRedneck: my main is Conchubair, though ive been 4th faction for the last 2 years
  151. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Playing with Lulu when online, but the fucking bitch seems to skip tonight
  152. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: LOL CONCH
  153. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You ****
  154. StatspadderMcGee has joined the squad.
  155. StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost.
  156. You told JoelTheRedneck: maybe you remember SkillSuitPro from VS too
  157. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah
  158. You told JoelTheRedneck: UWoT
  159. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Small world huh
  160. [YELL] [TeddyDeBeer]: LMAO I KILED HIM X
  161. You told JoelTheRedneck: meh, i think everyone knows everyone at this point
  162. StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost.
  163. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I think everyone mostly quit
  164. [YELL] [Justakill]: lmao killed datz scrub XD
  165. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When I look at my vs friendlist all the vets fucked off
  166. You told JoelTheRedneck: this is just an alt for driving vangards and killing faggots in tanks
  167. You told JoelTheRedneck: yupp
  168. TR HIVE at Geological Survey Camp has become active!
  169. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Outfits that are left are all cancerous
  170. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Even RO
  171. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking hell
  172. DizzyKnightNC is now ONLINE.
  173. You told JoelTheRedneck: theres a handful of old folks left
  174. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: What the fuck are they doing now
  175. You told JoelTheRedneck: RO kek
  176. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bringing 10 pounders to every fight
  177. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Is it because Daddy left?
  178. You told JoelTheRedneck: Vpolne and the old leaders left, Keirus took command and made them his own moukass emulator outfit
  179. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: This is what happens when a little girl doesn't have a father figure
  180. You told JoelTheRedneck: keirus max + 10 rep queers
  181. You told JoelTheRedneck: jejej
  182. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: With the server lagging as it is
  183. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When I see too many russians
  184. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I just redeploy tbh
  185. You told JoelTheRedneck: server lag, no smedkits, chunk dmg from every 2nd shitter
  186. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I get behind a **** point blank and unload a full beetle charger in his head
  187. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 0 dmg
  188. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Turns around, one shots me with a tsar
  189. You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao
  190. FACILITY LOST: East River Sky Station
  191. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Every fucking time
  192. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Especially MM
  193. You told JoelTheRedneck: idk how it works, but usually games get better with time
  194. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's like they have nanoweave 20
  195. The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
  196. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Not the sony ones
  197. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I played PS1
  198. You told JoelTheRedneck: this one just devolved into 25/7 aids
  199. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Each patch we lost 10 fps
  200. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: People like Pella and all his INI friends were cheating
  201. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: SOE didn't care
  202. You told JoelTheRedneck: i used to get 120+. now i can barely get 100
  203. You told JoelTheRedneck: Pella and friends?
  204. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: One got banned, then unbanned, but only because he teleported a reaver inside a base
  205. You told JoelTheRedneck: who else
  206. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Are you surprised?
  207. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Metalwolf, Lazy, Ironmole, the whole group, my first outfit leader taught Pella how to use cheat eng
  208. You told JoelTheRedneck: i knew pella was, i just didnt know of any other ini that people suspected
  209. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: engine
  210. [ORDERS] [meneeryolo]: need help at Waterson's Redemption!
  211. VS [CKD] QueranVS claimed NC core at Pale Canyon Chemical.
  212. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They did that on PS1
  213. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Not sure they did on PS2
  214. You told JoelTheRedneck: ironmode and metalwolf did in ps1
  215. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Except of course Pella
  216. You told JoelTheRedneck: when they werre in SR
  217. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That's the Dominus/Furiosus line of defense
  218. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: "They're not in soul reapers anymore now they're good boys they dindu nuffin"
  219. [SAY] [NekoKatt]: Thanks.
  220. The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
  221. [YELL] [FluttyMan]: VANU SMILES UPON YOU
  222. You told JoelTheRedneck: dindus ayyy
  223. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: He knew they cheated he still recruited some of them, end of story
  224. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need a medic!
  225. FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Mountain Pass
  226. Seb is now offline.
  227. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need a medic!
  228. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Everybody knew
  229. You have been firing on ally forces. Exercise more caution in the future.
  230. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Which is why I'm surprised
  231. VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active!
  232. TR HIVE at Echo Valley Substation has become active!
  233. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks.
  234. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: No one is throwing that into the subreddit
  235. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
  236. [SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks.
  237. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
  238. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or maybe they did, but I don't pay much attention, I don't like to circlejerk
  239. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
  240. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well that was when the game was at its prime
  241. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Then the Russians came
  242. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
  243. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And then we had a merge EU/NA server
  244. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It was Russia vs China
  245. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: All the Chinese players using no recoil no bloom MCGs
  246. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
  247. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
  248. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks.
  249. You told JoelTheRedneck: when emerald merges with coonery, the game dies
  250. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You could see the tracers go in a perfect straight line
  251. [YELL] [FluttyMan]: any last words NC?
  252. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
  253. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: SOE never did anything
  254. [SAY] [9THcompany]: Thanks.
  255. You told JoelTheRedneck: KillFrenzy and Furisous told me all about the chinese cheaters
  256. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
  257. [YELL] [FluttyMan]: should we call bho to the rescure?
  258. [YELL] [EAGAIN]: how about "help, help i'm being oppressed"?
  259. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
  260. [YELL] [FluttyMan]: rescure*
  261. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck the ****
  262. [YELL] [Mingxballz]: lag?
  263. [SAY] [AmmARobot101]: Thanks.
  264. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You think the subhumans are bad?
  265. [SAY] [Waila]: Thanks.
  266. [YELL] [EAGAIN]: "come see the vanu inherent in the system!"
  267. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Wait till you get the subhumans with 16/9 mode eyesight
  268. You told JoelTheRedneck: ofc subhumans are bad
  269. [SAY] [9THcompany]: Thanks.
  270. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The Chinese take it to a whole new level
  271. [SAY] [Adlith63]: I need some ammo.
  272. [YELL] [WadjeT]: VANU society best society
  273. [SAY] [Waila]: Thanks.
  274. You told JoelTheRedneck: ive seen coonery
  275. [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks.
  276. You told JoelTheRedneck: its a horrible experience
  277. Blueidiot has left the squad.
  278. Blueidiot is now OFFLINE.
  279. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But don't worry Werl is gonna save the game
  280. [YELL] [SkinnyQ]: Imagine the high tech gaming rigs!
  281. [SAY] [Waila]: Thanks.
  282. You told JoelTheRedneck: BandanaManCan
  283. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's funny how
  284. [SAY] [Adlith63]: I need a medic!
  285. [SAY] [Adlith63]: Thanks.
  286. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I created a reddit account 2 years ago
  287. You told JoelTheRedneck: fucking inbred fuckface with an eating disorder
  288. [SAY] [Leron]: I need repairs!
  289. [YELL] [Magnificents]: Evolve or parish madafakas
  290. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just because the devs banned me on the official forum
  291. [YELL] [Mingxballz]: its crazy that people playing with this lag
  292. You told JoelTheRedneck: muh vets
  293. [SAY] [Leron]: Affirmative.
  294. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well not the devs, but the moderator
  295. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking toxic amirite
  296. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I went to reddit to shit on the devs for not making PS2 more like PS1
  297. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Kept getting downvoted
  298. RowleyBirkin is now ONLINE.
  299. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I say the exact same thing
  300. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I even called wrel an anorexic nu male
  301. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I get upboats
  302. You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao
  303. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Anyway Smedley fucked us all
  304. You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah, before there were a minority of people who thought the devs were misguided
  305. You told JoelTheRedneck: now its the majority of old players
  306. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: He said he sold SOE to the people that would let it prosper
  307. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's a Jewish Russian investment fund
  308. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: God damn it
  309. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In 3 years they will close everything
  310. You told JoelTheRedneck: the Jews did 9/11
  311. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And they're just milking it now
  312. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Of course they did
  313. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Muh jet fuel
  314. FACILITY LOST: Waterson's Redemption
  315. DizzyKnightNC has joined the squad.
  316. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They are like a team of 10 people working on ps2
  317. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That includes the ps4 version
  318. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Construction was just stolen from h1z1 which was stolen assets from Everquest
  319. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: To make it look like they release content you know
  320. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: We're fucked anyway
  321. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Screencap this
  322. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When construction 2.0 arrives on live
  323. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: We'll lose 20 more fps
  324. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Even more lag
  325. [SAY] [Shauli]: Affirmative.
  326. [SAY] [Shauli]: I need a gunner!
  327. You told JoelTheRedneck: did you see the orbital cucks?
  328. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It will take them all winter to try to fix it and the game will die mid 2017
  329. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah I did
  330. [SAY] [Shauli]: I need a gunner!
  331. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Didn't work like this on PS1
  332. You told JoelTheRedneck: and did you see how you can nuke a base with it?
  333. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Basically each commander rank 5 had an OS with a cooldown of 3 hours, which we usually used to kill
  334. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: An enemy AMS
  335. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The videos I've seen are just bullshit
  336. You told JoelTheRedneck: i will use this to TK fuck loads of "friendly" retards
  337. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I won't do this on this account
  338. VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active!
  339. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I've had issues in the past including me, a comissionar, and bolt babbies that were camping the
  340. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: spawnroom
  341. FuRinKaZan has left the platoon.
  342. You told JoelTheRedneck: https://streamable.com/7n4i
  343. You told JoelTheRedneck: i dont give a fuck
  344. You told JoelTheRedneck: if i get banned, good
  345. Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
  346. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: From what I see
  347. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The OS didn't even kill the sundy
  348. You told JoelTheRedneck: it didnt kill my bus, cos it had deploy shield
  349. You told JoelTheRedneck: otherwise it does
  350. BoonNC is now online.
  351. Squad Waypoint Added
  352. You told JoelTheRedneck: i think it does about 10k dmg
  353. BoonNC has joined the squad.
  354. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well all my buses have deploy shield anyway
  355. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I think it's good
  356. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: This way they can't kill a fight with just one OS
  357. You told JoelTheRedneck: that bus didnt have full hp
  358. You told JoelTheRedneck: and lived
  359. You told JoelTheRedneck: but that is an exploit
  360. [SAY] [MARTIAL6767]: Thanks.
  361. FACILITY CAPTURED: Andvari South Bank
  362. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I've seen the videos of the vanguards flying to the moon and exploding
  363. You told JoelTheRedneck: cos you shouldnt be able to nuke a "hard" base
  364. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But the thing I'm most worried about is performance
  365. You told JoelTheRedneck: "worried" keks
  366. You told JoelTheRedneck: performance is fucked
  367. Squad Waypoint Updated
  368. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah and I'm worried about how much worse it will get
  369. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm tired of using restos
  370. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm tired of fucking killtrades 4 secs later against a random russian from MM
  371. You told JoelTheRedneck: i just sit in my tank
  372. You told JoelTheRedneck: its much more relaxing
  373. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or getting chunks of damage in 0.0001s and dying
  374. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Maybe I should do that
  375. The Vanu Sovereignty is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
  376. You told JoelTheRedneck: youd be surprised how good it is to kill HE faggots
  377. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well main reason I came back to ps2 is that I lost my job
  378. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I have time
  379. You told JoelTheRedneck: but 15k cert investment ayyy for a fannygard
  380. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Then one night I was drunk
  381. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And took a membership
  382. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I feel like I have to play because of that
  383. You told JoelTheRedneck: hahah
  384. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But at least I got my kraken!
  385. You told JoelTheRedneck: just TK people till you get banned
  386. The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
  387. You told JoelTheRedneck: thats prolly how i will go when i get sick
  388. Squad Waypoint Updated
  389. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just don't tk me ;)
  390. You told JoelTheRedneck: nah
  391. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'll bring ammo packs if you want
  392. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: :D
  393. You told JoelTheRedneck: ill TK RU faggots or something
  394. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But honestly
  395. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I had no problem going away
  396. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Uninstalled
  397. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And didn't look back
  398. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I just came back because I had too much free time
  399. You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah
  400. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I wake up at 5, work out, then job hunt online, read the news and shit
  401. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Spend time with the gf mostly on week ends
  402. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I have time
  403. VS HIVE at East River Sky Station has become active!
  404. You told JoelTheRedneck: wanking everyday til you get friction burn is more fun than infantry in ps2
  405. The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
  406. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's PS2 but it could be anything
  407. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You're going to univ?
  408. You told JoelTheRedneck: yes
  409. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well you'll be busy soon then
  410. You told JoelTheRedneck: 3rd year elec eng student
  411. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless you're in womens studies
  412. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Because you thought you'd get all the pussy
  413. You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah, in 2 weeks ill be too busy to care
  414. You told JoelTheRedneck: >gender studies
  415. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I need to find that webm
  416. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: http://webmshare.com/byPbP
  417. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Watch this
  418. StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost.
  419. The Vanu Sovereignty have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
  420. You told JoelTheRedneck: they tried to convince my uni that we all were rapists at heart and needed to go to consent classes
  421. Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
  422. TR HIVE at The Rink has become active!
  423. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: zerg, that's the wordfilter for Zerg
  424. You told JoelTheRedneck: I thought all that stuff was a big meme, until i went to uni and realised they eixst
  425. [YELL] [ExOssibus]: alot of us are ex-BHO members
  426. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Doesn't really exist in France
  427. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Scared it will catch up
  428. You told JoelTheRedneck: isnt ZERG what rimes with Hairy Ape?
  429. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But you're in the UK and basically your culture = American culture
  430. You told JoelTheRedneck: im not UK actually :p
  431. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Oh?
  432. You told JoelTheRedneck: but ye, lots of burger lovers here
  433. You told JoelTheRedneck: Irish
  434. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Oh
  435. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Irishmen will never bow down to the English crown!
  436. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking Brexit man
  437. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I worked in corporate consulting
  438. VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active!
  439. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Between brexit, muslims blowing themselves everywhere, our politicians being bad, economy being slow
  440. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Finding a new good job is a pain in the ass
  441. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's a good time to be a student
  442. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Maybe by the time you get your MSC the situation will be better
  443. FACILITY LOST: Eisa Southern Camp
  444. You told JoelTheRedneck: thing is, there are jobs here in engineering
  445. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Several times btw I've been charged with sexual harassment
  446. You told JoelTheRedneck: WutFace
  447. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I never
  448. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Ever made a single move
  449. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or even a compliment
  450. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: To any female in the company
  451. VS HIVE at Old Shore Checkpoint has become active!
  452. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just because I was their boss
  453. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I was giving them work
  454. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And they never met deadlines
  455. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I started bitching
  456. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So what do they do
  457. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They go to the good old sex harassment pretend
  458. NCFraecker has asked to be your friend.
  459. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Women in the workplace : not even once
  460. You told JoelTheRedneck: and what came of that lol
  461. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They got told to shut the fuck up and do their work
  462. JugernautPoony's petition to join BHO Tactical has been rejected.
  463. NightZombi's petition to join BHO Tactical has been rejected.
  464. The New Conglomerate has won the alert! +5VP!
  465. [YELL] [BetrunkenesWiesel]: hab derzeit kein headset aber dass sollte auch so klappen. ich höre euch ja7
  466. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I know a few things about women
  467. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I knew this was coming
  468. You told JoelTheRedneck: fuck, i wanted TR to win the alert
  469. You told JoelTheRedneck: i hate esamir
  470. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I was already talking with HR before they made their move
  471. [YELL] [OpxaHius]: viva zerg ))
  472. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Always keep charts and files about objectives and tasks you give to your underlings
  473. NCFraecker is now offline.
  474. You killed [iPokeYoMum].
  475. You killed [ThaiNiiCock].
  476. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Always have proof, of everything
  477. [ORDERS] [CZhonzikus1]: PALE CANYON EVERYONE!!!
  478. You killed [OzeoGT30Perf].
  479. You killed [womlan].
  480. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So after they got told to gtfo
  481. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was giving all the interesting work to the men
  482. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And just the boring stuff to the women
  483. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Until a new girl came
  484. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And she was working
  485. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Took her under my wing
  486. You killed [KillerTessa4].
  487. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And because she was meeting deadlines and shit I gave her interesting work
  488. You killed [cR1t1CaL1992].
  489. Crux88 has joined the platoon.
  490. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So the other girls started being all jealous
  491. VS [ADAC] BierCraft claimed TR core at The Rink.
  492. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And saying taht I was fucking her, that she got better work because she sucked me good
  493. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking women man
  494. You killed [OzeoGT30Perf].
  495. You told JoelTheRedneck: well, did she?
  496. The Vanu Sovereignty have the majority of active HIVEs +2VP!
  497. VS HIVE at Frostbite Harbor has become active!
  498. You told JoelTheRedneck: Ecks Dee
  499. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: ayyyy
  500. [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
  501. You killed [Hallolol79].
  502. [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
  503. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: No I had a girlfriend and I don't cheat
  504. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Also never ever fuck in the workplace
  505. You killed [NunkanVS].
  506. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Never
  507. You told JoelTheRedneck: ^^
  508. [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
  509. SniperTargetNC2 is now ONLINE.
  510. [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
  511. SniperTargetNC2 has joined the squad.
  512. You killed [NexusVS].
  513. [SAY] [coreworx]: Thanks.
  514. [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
  515. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless you don't give a fuck about losing your job
  516. [SAY] [gaddo1313]: Thanks.
  517. You killed [KawaiiMiku].
  518. [SAY] [AziwA]: Thanks.
  519. [SAY] [AziwA]: Thanks.
  520. [SAY] [TaeXe]: Thanks.
  521. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The moment you fuck, she'll have you by the balls
  522. [SAY] [Aurrefil]: I need a medic!
  523. [SAY] [Aurrefil]: Thanks.
  524. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless she genuinely wants to be your regular
  525. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Still, a huge risk
  526. [YELL] [8itchPudding]: sup mcy
  527. RowleyBirkin is now OFFLINE.
  528. The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
  529. Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
  530. JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer is now ONLINE.
  531. You told JoelTheRedneck: how did you lose your job?
  532. [Dalek322] killed you.
  533. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 600 people got laid off
  534. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bad economy so lay off plan
  535. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In France, the older you are
  536. JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer has joined the squad.
  537. FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Southern Camp
  538. Justakill has left the platoon.
  539. Justakill is now offline.
  540. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: THe more expensive it is to fire you
  541. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So they fired the 600 younger ones
  542. [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was one of them
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