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- [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
- [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
- [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
- [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
- [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
- The Vanu Sovereignty have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
- [SAY] [MIOTOS]: I need repairs!
- [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
- [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
- [SAY] [Werolozz]: I need a gunner!
- You killed [Cpt2Ouf].
- [SAY] [rurupon]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [MIOTOS]: Thanks.
- Seb is now online.
- A squad has left the platoon.
- Kaaath has joined the squad.
- Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
- TR [ELME] Bunglejuice claimed NC core at Rime Analytics.
- You told Justakill: theyre all over mani with tanks again
- [SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks.
- You killed [Needmayer].
- [Pahka] killed you.
- You killed [loeh].
- [SAY] [Mobilbad]: Thanks.
- Justakill has asked to be your friend.
- [TELL] [Justakill]: comming soon
- FACILITY CAPTURED: Elli Tower
- You killed [nenemen].
- You killed [Hangover02].
- [SAY] [Rizix]: I need a medic!
- The Terran Republic have the majority of active HIVEs +2VP!
- TR HIVE at Nott Substation has become active!
- [REGION] [Rikalbari]: to the gen!
- FACILITY CAPTURED: Rime Analytics
- You told Justakill: lots of memekeeper harassers tho :L
- You killed [feja].
- You killed [EddieOkane].
- You killed [DatKoi].
- SUPPLY DROP: Charger
- You killed [feja].
- You killed [Kubull].
- Squad Waypoint Added
- You killed [schiggy].
- FACILITY LOST: Old Shore Checkpoint
- You killed [xXx1080noSCOPExXx].
- You killed [redadr].
- You killed [JustGames148].
- The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
- You killed [Hu4eCu].
- You killed [Ritshey].
- You killed [Squishatron].
- An expiring TR core has gone neutral!
- You killed [Weeblz].
- SUPPLY DROP: Charger
- You killed [Fluffythenoob].
- [SAY] [Cpt2Ouf]: Your best is my worst.
- FACILITY CAPTURED: Echo Valley Substation
- The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
- FACILITY LOST: Elli Tower
- You killed [RotWeis].
- You killed [FireHeldII].
- [SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: I need repairs!
- [SQUAD] [Kaaath]: [TELL] [AndresFdelgado]: PAJERO TU MADRE
- [YELL] [Mauti402]: I guess someone order some fun here
- [SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: Thanks.
- [YELL] You: lmao Mauti is herre
- [SAY] [rexXOletsXOrock]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [CPTSwagg3r88]: I need a medic!
- [YELL] You: gotta get that zergsurf on ehh?
- [SAY] [gagfasgasgasdsdgafads]: I need repairs!
- [SAY] [viseroid]: Sorry.
- [SAY] [Niskura]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [Marcedus93]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks.
- FACILITY LOST: Jaeger's Fist
- [SAY] [Acuko]: I need repairs!
- [SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks.
- FACILITY LOST: Bridge-ward
- You killed [milkmygoat].
- lallerpan has joined the platoon.
- Seb is now offline.
- Neutral core has been claimed by the TR!
- TR HIVE at Apex Genetics has become active!
- LeBVI has left the platoon.
- You killed [Senpaislug].
- [SAY] You: I need repairs!
- Squad Waypoint Updated
- FACILITY CAPTURED: East River Sky Station
- Squad Waypoint Updated
- Seb is now online.
- [SAY] [Starfury777]: Thanks.
- You killed [GBanderlog].
- [SAY] [RaveSPb]: Thanks.
- [YELL] [MillionShop]: cover
- FACILITY LOST: Eisa Mountain Pass
- [ORDERS] [CZhonzikus1]: ECHO VALLEY!!
- [YELL] [dupiszcze]: that pop... elme zeglings i guess
- [SAY] [Acuko]: Sorry.
- [SAY] [Atomicxx55]: I need some ammo.
- [SAY] [OpxaHius]: Thanks.
- VS HIVE at Jaeger's Crossing has become active!
- [SAY] You: I need repairs!
- [YELL] [KaraThrow]: not elme only.
- [YELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: What difference does it make who ti is
- [REGION] [Kill3r3llit3]: leave this place now and defend bio lab..
- [YELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Miller has become a 24/7 serversmash experience cancer
- [YELL] [KaraThrow]: well the point is TR zergs.. everybody does rly.
- [YELL] You: agile needs to come back and make MillerInGeneralIsCancer
- You killed [nekoxxxxxxxx].
- [YELL] [KaraThrow]: Cobalt does it better? what're you saying?
- [SAY] [CaedesBloodyMassacre]: Thanks.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Agile last online in CLAB : 25 weeks
- You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah
- TR HIVE at Northpoint Station has become active!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Getting tired of this shit
- You told JoelTheRedneck: though he actually quit this time last year
- You told JoelTheRedneck: its fucking awful man
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Took a one year break
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Came back to this
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 200% cykas, low fps construction, 200% cancer on every fight
- Tatranky has joined the platoon.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: it basically is 24/7 SS man
- You told JoelTheRedneck: youre right
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Gets worse when I play my main tbh
- [SAY] [Francheska]: Your best is my worst.
- [SAY] [JohnnyBravo89]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [Nerysea]: Thanks.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: and the last few "infantry" players who are left are left to fight RU subhumans, buffed A2G and assorted AI ebola spa
- You told JoelTheRedneck: spam
- [SAY] [madsmuz]: I need a ride!
- You told JoelTheRedneck: i dont play my mains anymore
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm Nakkiel if you've ever met me
- You told JoelTheRedneck: i get too mad at the cancer and am forced to play max at every 2nd fight
- StatspadderMcGee has left the squad.
- StatspadderMcGee is now offline.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: ohh, i do know you
- FACILITY LOST: Andvari South Bank
- You told JoelTheRedneck: ADWN
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That was my PS1 outfit yeah
- You told JoelTheRedneck: youre not really a burger, are you?
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: By burger you mean NC or American?
- You told JoelTheRedneck: murica
- StatspadderMcGee is now online.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Nah, I'm a 30yo French that doesn't give a fuck and plays drunk half the time
- You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Spent the last month and a half spamming rocket primaries to get my kraken
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I'm taking a break, unlocking black camo on NC
- Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: my main is Conchubair, though ive been 4th faction for the last 2 years
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Playing with Lulu when online, but the fucking bitch seems to skip tonight
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: LOL CONCH
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You ****
- StatspadderMcGee has joined the squad.
- StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: maybe you remember SkillSuitPro from VS too
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah
- You told JoelTheRedneck: UWoT
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Small world huh
- [YELL] [TeddyDeBeer]: LMAO I KILED HIM X
- You told JoelTheRedneck: meh, i think everyone knows everyone at this point
- StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I think everyone mostly quit
- [YELL] [Justakill]: lmao killed datz scrub XD
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When I look at my vs friendlist all the vets fucked off
- You told JoelTheRedneck: this is just an alt for driving vangards and killing faggots in tanks
- You told JoelTheRedneck: yupp
- TR HIVE at Geological Survey Camp has become active!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Outfits that are left are all cancerous
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Even RO
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking hell
- DizzyKnightNC is now ONLINE.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: theres a handful of old folks left
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: What the fuck are they doing now
- You told JoelTheRedneck: RO kek
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bringing 10 pounders to every fight
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Is it because Daddy left?
- You told JoelTheRedneck: Vpolne and the old leaders left, Keirus took command and made them his own moukass emulator outfit
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: This is what happens when a little girl doesn't have a father figure
- You told JoelTheRedneck: keirus max + 10 rep queers
- You told JoelTheRedneck: jejej
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: With the server lagging as it is
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When I see too many russians
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I just redeploy tbh
- You told JoelTheRedneck: server lag, no smedkits, chunk dmg from every 2nd shitter
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I get behind a **** point blank and unload a full beetle charger in his head
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 0 dmg
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Turns around, one shots me with a tsar
- You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao
- FACILITY LOST: East River Sky Station
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Every fucking time
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Especially MM
- You told JoelTheRedneck: idk how it works, but usually games get better with time
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's like they have nanoweave 20
- The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Not the sony ones
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I played PS1
- You told JoelTheRedneck: this one just devolved into 25/7 aids
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Each patch we lost 10 fps
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: People like Pella and all his INI friends were cheating
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: SOE didn't care
- You told JoelTheRedneck: i used to get 120+. now i can barely get 100
- You told JoelTheRedneck: Pella and friends?
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: One got banned, then unbanned, but only because he teleported a reaver inside a base
- You told JoelTheRedneck: who else
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Are you surprised?
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Metalwolf, Lazy, Ironmole, the whole group, my first outfit leader taught Pella how to use cheat eng
- You told JoelTheRedneck: i knew pella was, i just didnt know of any other ini that people suspected
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: engine
- [ORDERS] [meneeryolo]: need help at Waterson's Redemption!
- VS [CKD] QueranVS claimed NC core at Pale Canyon Chemical.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They did that on PS1
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Not sure they did on PS2
- You told JoelTheRedneck: ironmode and metalwolf did in ps1
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Except of course Pella
- You told JoelTheRedneck: when they werre in SR
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That's the Dominus/Furiosus line of defense
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: "They're not in soul reapers anymore now they're good boys they dindu nuffin"
- [SAY] [NekoKatt]: Thanks.
- The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
- [YELL] [FluttyMan]: VANU SMILES UPON YOU
- You told JoelTheRedneck: dindus ayyy
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: He knew they cheated he still recruited some of them, end of story
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need a medic!
- FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Mountain Pass
- Seb is now offline.
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need a medic!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Everybody knew
- You have been firing on ally forces. Exercise more caution in the future.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Which is why I'm surprised
- VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active!
- TR HIVE at Echo Valley Substation has become active!
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: No one is throwing that into the subreddit
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
- [SAY] [Acuko]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or maybe they did, but I don't pay much attention, I don't like to circlejerk
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well that was when the game was at its prime
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Then the Russians came
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And then we had a merge EU/NA server
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It was Russia vs China
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: All the Chinese players using no recoil no bloom MCGs
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: when emerald merges with coonery, the game dies
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You could see the tracers go in a perfect straight line
- [YELL] [FluttyMan]: any last words NC?
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: SOE never did anything
- [SAY] [9THcompany]: Thanks.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: KillFrenzy and Furisous told me all about the chinese cheaters
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
- [YELL] [FluttyMan]: should we call bho to the rescure?
- [YELL] [EAGAIN]: how about "help, help i'm being oppressed"?
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: I need some ammo.
- [YELL] [FluttyMan]: rescure*
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fuck the ****
- [YELL] [Mingxballz]: lag?
- [SAY] [AmmARobot101]: Thanks.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You think the subhumans are bad?
- [SAY] [Waila]: Thanks.
- [YELL] [EAGAIN]: "come see the vanu inherent in the system!"
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Wait till you get the subhumans with 16/9 mode eyesight
- You told JoelTheRedneck: ofc subhumans are bad
- [SAY] [9THcompany]: Thanks.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The Chinese take it to a whole new level
- [SAY] [Adlith63]: I need some ammo.
- [YELL] [WadjeT]: VANU society best society
- [SAY] [Waila]: Thanks.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: ive seen coonery
- [SAY] [SgorgiSWgaming]: Thanks.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: its a horrible experience
- Blueidiot has left the squad.
- Blueidiot is now OFFLINE.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But don't worry Werl is gonna save the game
- [YELL] [SkinnyQ]: Imagine the high tech gaming rigs!
- [SAY] [Waila]: Thanks.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: BandanaManCan
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's funny how
- [SAY] [Adlith63]: I need a medic!
- [SAY] [Adlith63]: Thanks.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I created a reddit account 2 years ago
- You told JoelTheRedneck: fucking inbred fuckface with an eating disorder
- [SAY] [Leron]: I need repairs!
- [YELL] [Magnificents]: Evolve or parish madafakas
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just because the devs banned me on the official forum
- [YELL] [Mingxballz]: its crazy that people playing with this lag
- You told JoelTheRedneck: muh vets
- [SAY] [Leron]: Affirmative.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well not the devs, but the moderator
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking toxic amirite
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I went to reddit to shit on the devs for not making PS2 more like PS1
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Kept getting downvoted
- RowleyBirkin is now ONLINE.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I say the exact same thing
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I even called wrel an anorexic nu male
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I get upboats
- You told JoelTheRedneck: lmao
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Anyway Smedley fucked us all
- You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah, before there were a minority of people who thought the devs were misguided
- You told JoelTheRedneck: now its the majority of old players
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: He said he sold SOE to the people that would let it prosper
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's a Jewish Russian investment fund
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: God damn it
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In 3 years they will close everything
- You told JoelTheRedneck: the Jews did 9/11
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And they're just milking it now
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Of course they did
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Muh jet fuel
- FACILITY LOST: Waterson's Redemption
- DizzyKnightNC has joined the squad.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They are like a team of 10 people working on ps2
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: That includes the ps4 version
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Construction was just stolen from h1z1 which was stolen assets from Everquest
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: To make it look like they release content you know
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: We're fucked anyway
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Screencap this
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: When construction 2.0 arrives on live
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: We'll lose 20 more fps
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Even more lag
- [SAY] [Shauli]: Affirmative.
- [SAY] [Shauli]: I need a gunner!
- You told JoelTheRedneck: did you see the orbital cucks?
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It will take them all winter to try to fix it and the game will die mid 2017
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah I did
- [SAY] [Shauli]: I need a gunner!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Didn't work like this on PS1
- You told JoelTheRedneck: and did you see how you can nuke a base with it?
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Basically each commander rank 5 had an OS with a cooldown of 3 hours, which we usually used to kill
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: An enemy AMS
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The videos I've seen are just bullshit
- You told JoelTheRedneck: i will use this to TK fuck loads of "friendly" retards
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I won't do this on this account
- VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I've had issues in the past including me, a comissionar, and bolt babbies that were camping the
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: spawnroom
- FuRinKaZan has left the platoon.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: https://streamable.com/7n4i
- You told JoelTheRedneck: i dont give a fuck
- You told JoelTheRedneck: if i get banned, good
- Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: From what I see
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The OS didn't even kill the sundy
- You told JoelTheRedneck: it didnt kill my bus, cos it had deploy shield
- You told JoelTheRedneck: otherwise it does
- BoonNC is now online.
- Squad Waypoint Added
- You told JoelTheRedneck: i think it does about 10k dmg
- BoonNC has joined the squad.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well all my buses have deploy shield anyway
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I think it's good
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: This way they can't kill a fight with just one OS
- You told JoelTheRedneck: that bus didnt have full hp
- You told JoelTheRedneck: and lived
- You told JoelTheRedneck: but that is an exploit
- [SAY] [MARTIAL6767]: Thanks.
- FACILITY CAPTURED: Andvari South Bank
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I've seen the videos of the vanguards flying to the moon and exploding
- You told JoelTheRedneck: cos you shouldnt be able to nuke a "hard" base
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But the thing I'm most worried about is performance
- You told JoelTheRedneck: "worried" keks
- You told JoelTheRedneck: performance is fucked
- Squad Waypoint Updated
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Yeah and I'm worried about how much worse it will get
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm tired of using restos
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'm tired of fucking killtrades 4 secs later against a random russian from MM
- You told JoelTheRedneck: i just sit in my tank
- You told JoelTheRedneck: its much more relaxing
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or getting chunks of damage in 0.0001s and dying
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Maybe I should do that
- The Vanu Sovereignty is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
- You told JoelTheRedneck: youd be surprised how good it is to kill HE faggots
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well main reason I came back to ps2 is that I lost my job
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I have time
- You told JoelTheRedneck: but 15k cert investment ayyy for a fannygard
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Then one night I was drunk
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And took a membership
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Now I feel like I have to play because of that
- You told JoelTheRedneck: hahah
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But at least I got my kraken!
- You told JoelTheRedneck: just TK people till you get banned
- The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
- You told JoelTheRedneck: thats prolly how i will go when i get sick
- Squad Waypoint Updated
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just don't tk me ;)
- You told JoelTheRedneck: nah
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I'll bring ammo packs if you want
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: :D
- You told JoelTheRedneck: ill TK RU faggots or something
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But honestly
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I had no problem going away
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Uninstalled
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And didn't look back
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I just came back because I had too much free time
- You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I wake up at 5, work out, then job hunt online, read the news and shit
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Spend time with the gf mostly on week ends
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I have time
- VS HIVE at East River Sky Station has become active!
- You told JoelTheRedneck: wanking everyday til you get friction burn is more fun than infantry in ps2
- The Terran Republic have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's PS2 but it could be anything
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: You're going to univ?
- You told JoelTheRedneck: yes
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Well you'll be busy soon then
- You told JoelTheRedneck: 3rd year elec eng student
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless you're in womens studies
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Because you thought you'd get all the pussy
- You told JoelTheRedneck: yeah, in 2 weeks ill be too busy to care
- You told JoelTheRedneck: >gender studies
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I need to find that webm
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: http://webmshare.com/byPbP
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Watch this
- StatspadderMcGee has activated a squad boost.
- The Vanu Sovereignty have refined 10000 raw Cortium +1VP!
- You told JoelTheRedneck: they tried to convince my uni that we all were rapists at heart and needed to go to consent classes
- Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
- TR HIVE at The Rink has become active!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: zerg, that's the wordfilter for Zerg
- You told JoelTheRedneck: I thought all that stuff was a big meme, until i went to uni and realised they eixst
- [YELL] [ExOssibus]: alot of us are ex-BHO members
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Doesn't really exist in France
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Scared it will catch up
- You told JoelTheRedneck: isnt ZERG what rimes with Hairy Ape?
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: But you're in the UK and basically your culture = American culture
- You told JoelTheRedneck: im not UK actually :p
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Oh?
- You told JoelTheRedneck: but ye, lots of burger lovers here
- You told JoelTheRedneck: Irish
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Oh
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Irishmen will never bow down to the English crown!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking Brexit man
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I worked in corporate consulting
- VS HIVE at The Bulwark has become active!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Between brexit, muslims blowing themselves everywhere, our politicians being bad, economy being slow
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Finding a new good job is a pain in the ass
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: It's a good time to be a student
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Maybe by the time you get your MSC the situation will be better
- FACILITY LOST: Eisa Southern Camp
- You told JoelTheRedneck: thing is, there are jobs here in engineering
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Several times btw I've been charged with sexual harassment
- You told JoelTheRedneck: WutFace
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I never
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Ever made a single move
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Or even a compliment
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: To any female in the company
- VS HIVE at Old Shore Checkpoint has become active!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Just because I was their boss
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And I was giving them work
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And they never met deadlines
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I started bitching
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So what do they do
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They go to the good old sex harassment pretend
- NCFraecker has asked to be your friend.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Women in the workplace : not even once
- You told JoelTheRedneck: and what came of that lol
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: They got told to shut the fuck up and do their work
- JugernautPoony's petition to join BHO Tactical has been rejected.
- NightZombi's petition to join BHO Tactical has been rejected.
- The New Conglomerate has won the alert! +5VP!
- [YELL] [BetrunkenesWiesel]: hab derzeit kein headset aber dass sollte auch so klappen. ich höre euch ja7
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I know a few things about women
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I knew this was coming
- You told JoelTheRedneck: fuck, i wanted TR to win the alert
- You told JoelTheRedneck: i hate esamir
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So I was already talking with HR before they made their move
- [YELL] [OpxaHius]: viva zerg ))
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Always keep charts and files about objectives and tasks you give to your underlings
- NCFraecker is now offline.
- You killed [iPokeYoMum].
- You killed [ThaiNiiCock].
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Always have proof, of everything
- [ORDERS] [CZhonzikus1]: PALE CANYON EVERYONE!!!
- You killed [OzeoGT30Perf].
- You killed [womlan].
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So after they got told to gtfo
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was giving all the interesting work to the men
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And just the boring stuff to the women
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Until a new girl came
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And she was working
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Took her under my wing
- You killed [KillerTessa4].
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And because she was meeting deadlines and shit I gave her interesting work
- You killed [cR1t1CaL1992].
- Crux88 has joined the platoon.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So the other girls started being all jealous
- VS [ADAC] BierCraft claimed TR core at The Rink.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: And saying taht I was fucking her, that she got better work because she sucked me good
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Fucking women man
- You killed [OzeoGT30Perf].
- You told JoelTheRedneck: well, did she?
- The Vanu Sovereignty have the majority of active HIVEs +2VP!
- VS HIVE at Frostbite Harbor has become active!
- You told JoelTheRedneck: Ecks Dee
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: ayyyy
- [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
- You killed [Hallolol79].
- [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: No I had a girlfriend and I don't cheat
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Also never ever fuck in the workplace
- You killed [NunkanVS].
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Never
- You told JoelTheRedneck: ^^
- [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
- SniperTargetNC2 is now ONLINE.
- [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
- SniperTargetNC2 has joined the squad.
- You killed [NexusVS].
- [SAY] [coreworx]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [gaddo1313]: I need repairs!
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless you don't give a fuck about losing your job
- [SAY] [gaddo1313]: Thanks.
- You killed [KawaiiMiku].
- [SAY] [AziwA]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [AziwA]: Thanks.
- [SAY] [TaeXe]: Thanks.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: The moment you fuck, she'll have you by the balls
- [SAY] [Aurrefil]: I need a medic!
- [SAY] [Aurrefil]: Thanks.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Unless she genuinely wants to be your regular
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Still, a huge risk
- [YELL] [8itchPudding]: sup mcy
- RowleyBirkin is now OFFLINE.
- The Terran Republic is about to Refine Cortium with active HIVEs +1VP!
- Kaaath has activated a squad boost.
- JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer is now ONLINE.
- You told JoelTheRedneck: how did you lose your job?
- [Dalek322] killed you.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: 600 people got laid off
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: Bad economy so lay off plan
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: In France, the older you are
- JackhammerMakesYouABetterPlayer has joined the squad.
- FACILITY CAPTURED: Eisa Southern Camp
- Justakill has left the platoon.
- Justakill is now offline.
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: THe more expensive it is to fire you
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: So they fired the 600 younger ones
- [TELL] [JoelTheRedneck]: I was one of them
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