KYM BB Game Night.

People in this paste: Verbose, X-singular, Ric (Ice), Pyro, Sparty and Bob

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X-singular says:
 Let's play a quick MLP game, ready everyone here?
Ric says:
 okay
X-singular says:
 Molestia is going after you, the last weapon you used in a video game is now your weapon to
 stop her
 how fucked are you?
Sparty says:
 >Mech armed with four Streak SRM-6 launchers
 Molestia is dead
 All I need to do is stay at long range and pelt her with SRMs
Verbose says:
 >Broadsword
 Wouldn't matter anyway.  I can't wield it.
X-singular says:
 Pyro?
Pyro says:
 extremely well-fucked
 molestia got me.  all it was was a flare gun
X-singular says:
 Well shit
Pyro says:
 then again, I'm not complaining
Ric says:
 I was flying a U.S. marine corp apache in a minecraft mod
 But then agian she can move a fucking star so I am most likely still fucked
Sparty says:
 Actually
 Now that I rememebr
 >Vladof Hammer shotgun
 She's still dead
 It's a relatively fast automatic shotgun with explosive buckshot
X-singular says:
 Verbose should be fucked even he could wield it
X-singular says:
 I mean: claymore vs undying sun goddess
Pyro says:
 I don't care.  Its molestia.  Why shouldn't I be accepting of my fate?
X-singular says:
 @Pyro: Enjoy 3 foot-long pointy horn up the ass then.
Pyro says:
 I thought she would rape me the way normal rapes with women rapists go
X-singular says:
 ^ nope
Pyro says:
 Still, I'm not complaining
X-singular says:
 ....

 Mine is a Sdkfz 182 PzKpfw VI Ausf. B King Tiger
 Seeing that it takes 5 people to man it
 I'm fucked
 but maybe If I man just the gun I can get a shot in

Verbose says:
 Probably still quite.
 Notice how manipulative she is.
 If she wants you, then she will have you.

 Ric says:
 Wait no it was not the apache I left it before I exited out of the game I had a...fucking

stone sword...god damn it memories... ):
X-singular says:
 HA
 Ric! join Verbs
 in the "I Brought A Knife To A Goddess Fight" club
Sparty says:
 Heh
Ric says:
 Damn you minecraft
Sparty says:
 And I bought a 90 ton death machine
 Or, if I want to go Risky
  >Behemoth II meech
 >carries the Rail Gun, the biggest weapon in MW4
 >can almost oneshot most mechs with direct hits to center torso
X-singular says:
 I wonder why bob didn't join
X-singular says:
 OK
X-singular says:
 NEXT GAME
Sparty says:
 However
X-singular says:
 NEXT GAME!!!
Sparty says:
 I just need one shot. Anyway next game
 hrm...
X-singular says:
 step 1). name fave pony
Pyro says:
 NmM/Luna
Sparty says:
 The rest of the steps?
Pyro says:
 step one: done
Sparty says:
 NOTICE
 how Pyro says that of his own free will
X-singular says:
 fine step 2)
 Step 2) THAT PONY is now in charge of the reality of your universe, more or less absoulte

control over all aspects of your world
 describe you world and of course
 3) how fucked are you?

Pyro says:
 okay...eternal night...
X-singular says:
 Pyro fucked? Check.
Pyro says:
 if I can get close to her, then I am royally fucked.
Sparty says:
 Rainbow Dash
 Can be described in one word; GOTTAGOFAST
 Also very very awesome
 >not all that fucked
 Singular; And people come back from the dead when killed.
 Also, challenges are a matter of honour.
Verbose says:
 Not very.
 Twilight wants control, but I don't think she'd force people to do stuff they didn't want.
X-singular says:
 @ Verbs: she's more or less God, maybe even subconsciously
Ric says:
 Pinkie Pie because Pinkamena Diane Pie is a side of her
 But all I know she will FORCE the planet to party and be fat.
X-singular says:
 So your world is happiness and games one second, murder and violence the next, Ric?
Ric says:
 and she will show the humies how to break reality itself
X-singular says:
 So Ric's world has no fourth wall...
 that's... suprisingly awesome.
Sparty says:
 So
 I am not all that fucked over
Ric says:
 I could of done Fluttershy because she's my waifu
X-singular says:
 Results: only Pyro is fucked
 who's keeping the Fucked scoreboard btw?
X-singular says:
 Last game most of us where fucked...
Pyro says:
 How am I fucked?
Sparty says:
 Pyro: Sexually.
X-singular says:
 You live in a world with NO LIGHT
 No plants no life
Pyro says:
 And sparty gets the cookie
 hells yeah
Sparty says:
 That, and natural light is nonexistent
Ric says:
 you lose your virginia
Sparty says:
 EHHHHHH
X-singular says:
 ........
Sparty says:
 Not as if we needed Virginia anyway
 What has Virginia done for us
X-singular says:
 Verbose still didn't make a good argument
Ric says:
 I hate those bastards anyway
 (joke)
X-singular says:
 I'd say an OCD world should be considered fucked....
Sparty says:
 Verb's society is lead by Twilight
 It'll be a bit OCD, mmyes
X-singular says:
 So fucked?
Sparty says:
 But within six thousand years they ascend to godhood
 The polar reverse of fucked
X-singular says:
 All in favor of Verbs being fucked say aye.
 @Sparty:
 >implying our chaotic nature doesn't clash with OCD
 I'd say there would be wars against the new ruler, many lives will be lost
Sparty says:
 But eventually they ascend
 So semi-fucked
X-singular says:
 Nah, verbs won't survive for 6 thousand years
 so he only lives the fucked part
Sparty says:
 Nextgame?
X-singular says:
 Next game
 This is to deal with spaghetti or no spaghetti
 more than fucked or unfucked
 You're in the middle of the biggest family reunion
 All your cousins, aunts, grandparents and siblings are there
 also all your friends and colleagues/classmates, and Your boss/college  admission/School-

principal
 ......
 WHEN SUDDENLY:
 your fave pony knocks down the door and frantically starts searching for you
 Alarming everyone
 when it does find you,
 IT CONFESSES IT'S UNDYING LOVE TO YOU INFRONT OF EVERYONE.
 By now both your  Father/authority figure and your Boss/authority figure #2 are Giving you a
 look that kills,
 You have to avoide causing a scene infront of everyone you know
 What would happen? and how would you deal with it..
Sparty says:
 There would be an awkward silence for ten seconds.
 Actually
 Not sure how long
 And then I'd duck off saying I had to check something and put as much distance between me

and everyone else ever as possible
 Preferably with the giant mecha I saved from the last two games
  ...bag of dicks
 double bag of dicks
 because that is probably what would happen
 >Give Dad the "Watch me" look
 >Active camouflague
 >Sneak out
 Okay.
 I would tell Dad that it was a long story
 And then go on a rambling spiel about how I ended up dropping into Equestria due to

unidentified anomalies being detected on the surface of the planet
 Sparty says:
 As it turns out, Equestria was being attacked by some force and me being the only person

with a giant mecha I was in a prime position to help
X-singular says:
 ....
Sparty says:
 So I met up with the Elements (charming people or whatever) and shit happened
X-singular says:
 And sparty runs off with his imagination
 the judges say: SPAGHETTI
 You failed Sparty
Sparty says:
 In reality
 I would be fucked so hard my anus would go out my mouth
 Hrm...
Verbose says:
 "Twilight...can we talk?"
X-singular says:
 ^ Verbose you are in a crowded party hall in a hotel
 and your father is giving you that look
 the "you'd better explain yourself, and you're not getting out of my sight" look
 What do?
Verbose says:
 I'm a grown man (sorta.)
 I'd go and talk to Twilight in private.
X-singular says:
 Verbose you have to talk INFRONT of everyone to Twi. Otherwise you'd make a scene running

off with a miniture candy-colored talking horse
Verbose says:
 Fine, fine...
 I'd have the same discussion with her there.
 Who are you?
 How did you get here?
 How do you love me?  We haven't met.
X-singular says:
 @VERBS how cruel
 The "I don't know who you are" card?
 CRUEL
Sparty says:
 Verbs also brings up a good point
 She randomly appeared out of nowhere via means unknown
Verbose says:
 I don't know Twilight Sparkle.
 She's a cartoon, yo.
Ric says:
 I just want to be friends with her because everybody will basically think I am into

beastiality if I do date her.
 Well Pinkie Pie would get pissed at me and embarasse me infront of everybody if I say no....
 So I need to figure out how to keep her quiet
X-singular says:
 Ric, how would you shut her up?
Ric says:
 Its called cloraform
 and a rag
 I would have to drag her to a place no one can find her
X-singular says:
 You like you're about to rape an alien/talking horse, SCENE = MADE
Pyro says:
 Hmm...a dark goddess confessing her love to me in front of my whole family.  Does that mean

 that there's extended family, or just mom, dad, siblings?
Bob says:
 What's going on?
Sparty says:
 ITT: games about ponies
X-singular says:
 FUN GAME
 BOB QUICK NOT TOO LATE
 here's the three rounds of our little MLP game
 @BOB: the last weapon you used in a avdeo game is the only weapon you have to defend

yourself against molestia
 How fucked are you Bob?
Bob says:
 Ah shit
 hidden blade, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
 Come at me, Molestia
X-singular says:
 Bob
 welcome to the club
 The "I brought a knife to a goddess fight" club
 Verbs is the founder
 Ric is a member
 You are FUCKED
 BoB here's the second round:
 Your fave pony is now in control of your world's reality
 all aspects will be changed according to its personality/wishes
 How fucked is you world?
Bob says:
 Derpy
 I guess
X-singular says:
 WELL SHIT
 THAT'S FUCKED UP BOB
Bob says:
 Muffins everywhere
Sparty says:
 How it would actually go?
 >dad drags me off, i try to explain
 >dad yells at me for a few minutes, disowns me
 >return home, pack things, leave
Ric says:
 Is it okay if I switch to Flutters?
X-singular says:
 @Ric: NOPE
 FAVE PONY RIC!!!
Ric says:
 But flutters is my fave pony also
X-singular says:
 @Ric fine
Ric says:
 yay
 She will make things all nice and sweet and I would like to hug her.
X-singular says:
 @Ric: Flutter = easy mode
 NOT FAIR
Ric says:
 ):
X-singular says:
 @BOB last scenario!!!
 You ready?
Bob says:
 sure
X-singular says:
 This is the tricky one.
Bob says:
 then I'll go with Trixie
 Hahaha
 Nah, let's hear the question
X-singular says:
 You're in the middle of the biggest family reunion
 All your cousins, aunts, grandparents and siblings are there
 also all your friends and colleagues/classmates, and Your boss/college  admission/School-

principal
 ......
 WHEN SUDDENLY:
 your fave pony knocks down the door and frantically starts searching for you
 Alarming everyone
 when it does find you,
 IT CONFESSES IT'S UNDYING LOVE TO YOU INFRONT OF EVERYONE.
 By now both your  Father/authority figure and your Boss/authority figure#2 are Giving you a
 look that kills,
 You have to avoide causing a scene infront of everyone you know
 What would happen? and how would you deal with it..
 Would your parents kill you Bob?
 I'd say you got Fucked in the last two games
 this is your last chance
 C'mon man you can do it!
Bob says:
 ... It's a pony...
X-singular says:
 Yup
 and it's still looks like an alien
Bob says:
 But I don't view ponies in a romantic way
 How would that work?
X-singular says:
 That's the point BOB
 you have to avoid causing a scene
Sparty says:
 Bob: Then you are a xenophobe.
X-singular says:
 infront of EVERYONE
Pyro says:
 X: you haven't answered, is it extended family or just the family like mom, dad, and

sibling?
X-singular says:
 I wrote it out Pyro
Bob says:
 It's your whole family
X-singular says:
 Grandparents cousins aunts uncles
 you name it
Pyro says:
 okay
 my reverend cousin would be a little upset
Sparty says:
 @Singular: No.
 What you have just posted
 is a Kobayashi Maru
 There is no way to avoid a scene
 How it should be
 Is cause as little of a scene as possible
X-singular says:
 Fine then cause as little as possible
Sparty says:
 And if there is somehow a way to avoid making a scene by all means
Bob says:
 I'd awkwardly take her to another room
 and explain
 It's the best thing I can do
X-singular says:
 Note that the attenders jimmies are rustled
 Awkwardly + running off with a talking horse = Making a scene
Pyro says:
 my grandmother would ask "why can't you do better"
 What I'd do
 Is grab hold of NmM
 and teleport out
X-singular says:
 and that your fave pony look HYSTERICAL
 EG: OCD TWILIGHT, PINKAMINA, FLUTTERBITCH
Sparty says:
 So...
 I lose either way
 Oh
 That means she's scared out of her lights
 Things will go much better than expected, then
X-singular says:
 Just frantic
 FINE!!!!!
 you want an extended story?
Ric says:
 Well my grandparents would be kind of man that I am dating a physco but its my choice...well

 at least when I live on my own
Sparty says:
 Extended works
 Now
 Erybody shut up
 and let Singular speak
 type*
X-singular says:
 All in favor of an extended story say Aye.
Sparty says:
 AYE
X-singular says:
 SAY AYE DAMMIT
Pyro says:
 i
Connor says:
 7
X-singular says:
 fine we have three
 Your were an ordinary pony in ponyville
 but you were obssessed about humans
 one day Lyra a strange pony said she found a spell that can get you to the human world
 After a while
 you make up your mind and decide to go for it and visit that world to save it form its own

chaos
 The spell also turns you into a human
 and lets ypou keep all your memeories
 BUT when you are in the middle of the spellcasting, your fave pony who had unrequited

romantic feelings for you finds out (Via Bonbon or some shit) and barges in,
 in her panic to stop the spell that Lyra is casting, she ruins the rituals/ruins/gate
 so you lose all memories and end up here.
 So, while panicking she tries to follow through to your world to convince you to come back

and confess its feelings
Ric says:
 Well shit
X-singular says:
 little does it know that (INSERT YOUR AGE HERE) years has passed since that spell has been

cast on our side of the world
Ric says:
 that explains why I can put up with so much crap
X-singular says:
 Should I continue
 I hate fanfic writing you know.....
Pyro says:
 yes
X-singular says:
 FINE
Sparty says:
 Mkay
 One thing, how does explain family
 Are reverted to infant?
Ric says:
 part of the errored spell
X-singular says:
 @Sparty:yes
 So she runs in thinking that you just teleported, thinking that you still remember it and

all the time you spent with it.
Sparty says:
 Alright. Keep going.
Bob says:
 You must become one with your inner fanfic writer
X-singular says:
 BOB STFU
 >:-[
 I'm not a fanfic writer
Ric says:
 your a novelist
Pyro says:
 continue, X
X-singular says:
 Pyro...
 I'm sure I got that point accross
 now it's just an audience insert fanfic from this point.
 Anyway,
 so it teleports
 JUST MOMENTS PASS in the pony world
 but here it's (your age here) years
 and that's the background story, extended. happy?
 now
 WHAT DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pyro says:
 okay
 Let's see
Sparty says:
 Alright.
 Let's see.
 SPARTY: >Examine surroundings
Sparty says:
 You are currently inside a hotel. The hotel is populated with you (duh), your extended

family, and your other acquaintances. As well as RAINBOW DASH. Who is currently lying on the

floor, very fearful of the sixty or so pairs of eyes that seem to be drilling holes through

her. RAINBOW DASH just confessed undying love to you. In front of everyone there.
 This may be a problem.
X-singular says:
 Yes.
 Verbose you quit?
 What about you Bob?
Verbose says:
 Moving too fast.
 But no.
Pyro says:
 alright
Sparty says:
 SPARTY: >Get in your mech
Pyro says:
 we'll go one at a time
Sparty says:
 (wait for this one)
X-singular says:
 .....
Sparty says:
 Get your damn head out of the clouds!
 Mechs don't exist. That is not an option.
Verbose says:
 That's a whole lot of backstory.
X-singular says:
 Yes.
Ric says:
 Pinkamena will confes her love to me and drag me to a unknown location and put me on some

sort of table that RD was on
X-singular says:
 THEY INSISTED VERBS
 It's just a luzly story
Verbose says:
 So you're a pony, you have the chance to poof to the human world with your memories.
X-singular says:
 but everyone expects a lenghty backstory
Verbose says:
 Fave pony comes to profess love for you.
X-singular says:
 so i ahd to make one up on the spot
Verbose says:
 And...what again?
Sparty says:
 SPARTY: >Stand there and "wut".
X-singular says:
 And you have to avid causing a scene
 Reject her without causing hysterical breakdown
 INFRONT OF YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
 AND FRIENDS
Pyro says:
 why would I reject her
Sparty says:
 You do so. There is quiet for a few more seconds and hushed whispers. RAINBOW turns and

leaves.
 This is also a very, very big problem.
X-singular says:
 to preserve your spaghetti of course....
 @ Pyro I mean
 ALso Sparty, I'm liking your methods
 Doing nothing kinda works
Sparty says:
 SPARTY: >Confusedly follow outside with muttered "I'll be back in a few minutes, trying to

figure out what the hell's going on"
Ric says:
 This is kind of a problem for me because I think Pinkamena expresses her love for me then

just rape. I don't want to be tutored. o_o
Verbose says:
 I thought I already said that I'd ask her who she was, where she came from, and why she

loves me.

  Bob has left the conversation.

X-singular says:
 Wow... bob can't handle the pressure

  Bob has been added to the conversation.

Bob says:
 That was weird
Pyro says:
 internet
Sparty says:
 Fortunately, the MASSIVE SHOCK incurred ensures the audience does not pay much attention as

you leave, still trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
X-singular says:
 Verbose, since your fave is Twilight
 the judges results are in
 And they declare Verbs: Safe.
 You just scored your first point
 But seriously Twi and Flutter are easy mode
Verbose says:
 What?
X-singular says:
 one is easy to coerce and the other is easy to reason with
Ric says:
 I can actually see Pinkamena smiling me unconfortably then suddenly grab me by the hand and

 drag me like a rag doll
Verbose says:
 Judges?
 Points?
Bob says:
 Wait, what are we doing again?
X-singular says:
 even with psychotic.
Sparty says:
 You are now OUTSIDE the hotel. There are cars packed up the wazoo out here in St. John's,

the only place big enough for you to actually get a hotel this size.
X-singular says:
 @Verbose: the Three games we played?
Sparty says:
 You briefly wonder why the hell they decided to hold it in a HOTEL. Then again, there aren't

 many other places in Newfoundland.
X-singular says:
 @Sparty
 just a quick something:
 Since you exited the Hotel, you kinda caused a scene
 Because you didn't stay and explain to your family/angry father
Sparty says:
 ...I shall add that in
Verbose says:
 You said favorite pony.  Twilight is my favorite pony.
X-singular says:
 @verbs: yeah well, I guess liking the rational Characters pays off in these (hypothetical)

situations
Sparty says:
 As well as the other things on WordPad
 ...I feel like making something out of this for no reason other than the topic interests me
 Also
 I think it might sort of be explained that "what" sums it up
 I do not know what the hell is going on
 That combined with the shock would likely have him in place for a few seconds
 It is a temporary fix
X-singular says:
 You know what, if you don't exit I'd say you avoided having a spaghetti spill
Sparty says:
 Well
 Hrm
X-singular says:
 the shocked/silent treatment actually works in this case
Sparty says:
 interesting line of thinking
X-singular says:
 kinda like Verbose's rational approach
Sparty says:
 Of course, that means we now have a depressed weather controlpony wandering about in

Newfoundland aispace
 And did I mention St. John's has an airport right there?
X-singular says:
 Nah she'll be back to Equestria before you know it
Sparty says:
 So...
X-singular says:
 So yeah:
 SCORE!
Sparty says:
 A difficult, difficult choice
Ric says:
 http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/d9ed75edb0e590e834e4d75a3852527e/152158%20-%20artist%

3Alyamangaka%20gears_of_war%20humanized%20pinkamena_diane_pie%20pinkie_pie.jpg if she came

like this then I think people will be scared to make fun of me for it.
Sparty says:
 Either stay there and wonder what the hell that was the rest of my life
X-singular says:
 Meh , the point of the game is to NOT cause a scene
 It's not about romancing ponies.
 Sorry.
Sparty says:
 Or follow and make a scene. Which was made anyway. Because an alien just confessed undying

love in front of your entire family and pissed off your father.
X-singular says:
 You're taking this WAY too seriously
Sparty says:
 Hrm...
X-singular says:
 I guess my backstory kinda ruined the fun/lulzy aspect of the scenario
Sparty says:
 Yeah
 Came up with my Final Solution
 and no it's not kill all the jews shut up
X-singular says:
 You know what, now I'm sure it did....
Ric says:
 I thought that
Sparty says:
 Tell her to wait outside for a few hours then go and talk.
X-singular says:
 ^ NICE
 BUT
 IT'S RAINBOW DASH
 Rarity, Twi and Flutters might listen
 RBD and Aj are STUBBORN
 While Pinkie is Hyper
 SO nope sparty
 can't escape like that
Sparty says:
 Which is the prime problem
 ...shit
Bob says:
 I've got it
 the answer to scenario three
 Tell her there's a plate of muffins in the other room and she has to find it
 And then explain the situation to my family
 and then explain it to her
 with muffins
X-singular says:
 BOB
 GENIUS
 A point to you too
 It seems everyone is passing this game
 it's not hard enough.....
Pyro says:
 alright.  after sparty goes its my turn.
Ric says:
 If its Pinkamena Diane Pie...this will be VERY difficult....
Sparty says:
 Well I'm right cornholed now aren't I
Ric says:
 I didnt get a point obviously
 I think
X-singular says:
 Ric , you still have a chance
Ric says:
 O.o
X-singular says:
 I'll be your GM if ou want a more complicated approach
Ric says:
 Oh well I could do the same thing bob did but with cupcakes because Pinkamena loves them
X-singular says:
 Wouldn't work
 you know how attached/annoying/sticky pinkie is with friends
 imagine how much sticky she'll be with ROMATNIC PARTNERS
 it's like 100x the usual Pinkie stickiness
Ric says:
 I thought we were talking about the anti-social physcopathic Pinkie Pie
X-singular says:
 Both aspects of her personality are present
Sparty says:
 If third repetition fails, tell her in plain and certain terms that "If you do not wait

outside until this ends then you don't get to talk with me and we don't get to sort this

out.  And you will definitely go home alone."
X-singular says:
 Sparty nice. BUT
 that would work with AJ
 RBD has a fragile EGO
 she would think you don't like her
 BTW yes, you almost caused a scene
 but she left
 Still got a point though
 !!!
 SCORE!
Pyro says:
 CAN I HAVE A TURN PLZ
X-singular says:
 @Pyro: wait
 just till Ric is done
Ric says:
 Okay then
X-singular says:
 So far Verbs and Bob: EASY MODO got a point
 so Did Sparty: Hard Mode
Bob says:
 I was on easy mode?
X-singular says:
 >Derpy
 >not easy mode
 >2012
 Really bob?
Bob says:
 Try explaining a derp eyed pony to your family
 especially when it comes in and confesses its love to you
 And my family is incredibly judgemental
 So really
 Anything wrong with the girl and I'll never hear the end of it
Ric says:
 Well you try to do a better way while the pony is also in her suit covered with flesh and

bone of her own kind
X-singular says:
 @Bob: man you made it
 Seriously you exploited the char's weaknes to avoid causing a scene
Bob says:
 True
X-singular says:
 Fine to be more fair bob.
Bob says:
 I'm kidding though
 I really don't care what mode I'm on
X-singular says:
 You actually where playing hardmode, but you used a cheat code, MUFFINS
 I know you don't care, but I was wrong in saying Easy.
Bob says:
 Remember kids
 Cheating is only illegal if you get caught
Sparty says:
 Exactly
Ric says:
 I will possibly try to attempt to calm her with the fact that I like her too but keep calm

about it and be patient. But I must need to tell everybody is going on sense a talking pink

colored pony is right infront of me where everybody is looking at. I must tell them what

happened and then say my good byes and leave
X-singular says:
 @Ric: the word "Like" = almost a scene
 combine it with either going outside or talking for long times  = SCENE MADE!
 Just a warning ric.
Sparty says:
 I think aliens confessing love would automatically become a scene after a certain point in

time
 Due to extenuating events that causes
 So yeah, avoid it as best as possible
Pyro says:
 alright.  is ric done yet?
Sparty says:
 Pyro gets super hard mode
 Because we've all had to deal with MORTALs
X-singular says:
 Pyro
 PYRO
 Listen to me:
 NO GOING WITH THE PONY TO FUCK
 FUCKING PONY = BAD, YOU LOSE and GAME OVER
Pyro says:
 OKAY
 FINE
X-singular says:
 That's not how you score in this mode
Sparty says:
 hahahahaha
 you made a funny
Ric says:
 wat
Pyro says:
 I know I know
X-singular says:
 the point is TO AVOID CAUSING A SCENE
Pyro says:
 Avoid causing a scene
 got it
X-singular says:
 Pyro: GO!
Pyro says:
 NOW NO ONE TALK WHEN I"M TALKING
Ric says:
 okay
Pyro says:
 EXCEPT X TO INTERJECT
 RIC ALREADY BROKE IT
X-singular says:
 BTW @ ric: sorry brah, you didn't score. but you got the pony, BUT THAT MEANS YOU LOST. >:-[
 YOUR FAMILY HATES YOU
 THE GOVERNMENT IS LOOKING TO EXTERMIANTE YOUR SPECIES-TRAITOR ASS
Sparty says:
 well shit:
 -ducks and covers-
Ric says:
 yay~
X-singular says:
 NO YAY
 YOU LOST
Ric says:
 its a point anyways -1 to be exact
 Its not like I liked life anyways
X-singular says:
 GUYS
 LET PYRO TYPE
 PLEASE
Pyro says:
 Okay
 lemme think for a bit
Pyro says:
 This entire thing is impossible because of my grandmother
 She'll be yelling "well why can't you do better than that thing?"
X-singular says:
 OK nice.
Pyro says:
 so I loose no matter what mode I'm on
X-singular says:
 DUde c'mon
 BTW Luna is IMPOSSIBLE MODE
Pyro says:
 alright
X-singular says:
 1). she's a princess
Pyro says:
 canterlock
X-singular says:
 2). her Psycho mode is more dangerous than all the others combined
 3). she's FUCKING LOUD
Ric says:
 I got a point for trying though
Pyro says:
 okay
1)royalty
2)NmM
3)canterlock
X-singular says:
 Pyro Must Die mode.
 Hell or Hell Mode.
 I Wanna Be The Guy mode.
Sparty says:
 No
Pyro says:
 ALRIGHT
NOW LET ME ATTEMPT THIS
Verbose says:
 Arhm goin ta take a shower.
 I may be back tonight.
Sparty says:
 That
Bob says:
 If I had to make a choice
 I say Luna banishes them all
 done game
Pyro says:
 EVERYBODY QUIET
Sparty says:
 aye
X-singular says:
 @Verbs
 you got 1/3 Congrats!
 I hope I didn't make this game awekward for you
 but you pulled through!
Verbose says:
 Huh?  No.  Not at all.
 It was fun.  Just wish there were more scenarios.
X-singular says:
 There will be
 lemme think of this
 my creativity juices dried up because of that backstory
Verbose says:
 And that I could follow the last part of it.  I was saving images, and the chat was too fast

 for me towards the end.
Pyro says:
 can I attempt to do this or what?
Sparty says:
 Damn us.
X-singular says:
 But stay tuned for more games, If I don't Die that is.
 If I do, well then, SUCKS TO BE YOU TROLOLOLOLOL
Pyro says:
 FUCK WILL YOU JUST LET ME TRY DESPITE EVERYTHING
Sparty says:
 Pyro, you're screwed
Pyro says:
 I HAVE TO TRY
 LET ME TRY DAMMIT
X-singular says:
 PYRO c'mon man you can do it
 Look
 PYRO
Pyro says:
 EXACTLY
X-singular says:
 Learn from the ones before you
Sparty says:
 You have a grandmother who will be screaming her head off and Nightmare motherfucking Moon,

who almost killed everything because of jealousy
 So
 Your plate is cut out
X-singular says:
 Verbose feigned ignoreance
 Bob exploited weak spots
Bob says:
 DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU. BELIEVE IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN YOU.
X-singular says:
 Ric ... well he just failed that dude
 BUT DON'T BE LIKE RIC
 yeah that's a lesson
Pyro says:
 okay
 now everybody shut up and let me try
Bob says:
 Alright, godspeed
Pyro says:
 I SEE YOU TYPING SPARTY
Ric says:
 Yay, I'm a fuck up
X-singular says:
 LET HIM TYPE
Pyro says:
 Okay
 Considering that she'll be enthused and afraid, she'll probably be in NmM rage mode.  And in

 that mode, everyone will be too scared to move.  Think: dark, large pony in armor and looks

like she could kick your ass easily.  No one's going to talk or piss her off
 My family's smart enough to be quiet.
X-singular says:
 She's in Lunda/Nmm mode
 remember last time she turned to NmM she was jealous.
 so play this wrong and we've got 1000 years of darkness to look forward to.
Pyro says:
 yeah
Sparty says:
 THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS IN YOUR HANDS
Pyro says:
 SPARTY SHUT IT
 NO ONE BESIDES X TALK BEYOND THIS POINT
 Okay
 So everyone's going to be in shock and awe
 keeping quiet
X-singular says:
 Some people in the backlines won't
 She's NOT that tall you know
 so some will be chattering in the back trying to figure out why everyone stopped moving
Pyro says:
 yeah
 and she'll look right at them and silence them
X-singular says:
 Fine, in-character....
Pyro says:
 her glare will be enough to keep them quiet
X-singular says:
 WARNING
 It's also strong enough for someone to start dailing 911
 Let me tell you
 COPS = MAXIMUM SCENE
Pyro says:
 okayu
 but the cops will hang up when someone says "a pony that talks just crashed our meal"
X-singular says:
 They'll asy that they are being held by a wild animal/monster, after many calls from the

same spot saying the same thing, the cops would realise it's not a prank
  they'll send help
Pyro says:
 that talks
X-singular says:
 you got 15 minutes till the cops arrive
Pyro says:
 okay
 15 minutes to calm her down
X-singular says:
 Then I'd like to see you avoid a scene in an armed stand-off with a an angry Moon goddess
Pyro says:
 that's gonna be a tough one
 okay
X-singular says:
 Pyro Must Die
 >:-]
Pyro says:
 after everyone's quiet, she confesses everything
 I am still a brony in this situation, right?  I know about ponies and everything?
X-singular says:
 YEAH, but you DON'T know that you used to have a life in Equestria
Pyro says:
 okay
 so she barges in
X-singular says:
 REMEMBER, romance is NOT the point
Pyro says:
 silences everyne
 and explains
X-singular says:
 And your family just sits there?
 How long can intimidation last when you tell a mother that her son is an alien?
 Answer: not for long.
Pyro says:
 now I'm a pretty accepting person, so I believe all of this.  I know my family won't, so I

just go into full "what" mode
X-singular says:
 Protests will flare up.
Pyro says:
 I just ask my parents for 5 minutes alone with her to get everything explained.
X-singular says:
 COPS
Pyro says:
 I know
X-singular says:
 GUNS
 1000 years of darkness
 Careful there, also:
 I would usualy say that "alone" = almost a scene
 but seeing how dumbfounded they are it neutralizes it
 Luna does have an intimidating presence after all...
Pyro says:
 NmM even more
 so
 After the talk alone with her, I have 8 minutes left until the cops
 Okay.  so that's 2 minutes down for the opening and the confession, and 5 minutes for the

explaination.
X-singular says:
 Sparty? Ric anything you would like to add at this point?
 help me make it HARDER!!
Ric says:
 Oh its hard enough for me since I didnt get a point. :l
Sparty says:
 A quick summation;
 You have eight minutes to talk a possibly psychotic moon goddess who previously attempted to

 kill all life over the fact that in her realm she was not popular
 Into submission, while your family waits on you, and the fuzz are incoming
 I'm not going to add anything
 Because at this stage, already holding the fate of Earth's biodiversity... yeah, speaks for

itself
Pyro says:
 no, I have 5
Sparty says:
 15 - 7 = eight
Pyro says:
 and 8 to explain it to the rest of the family
 there was two for the opening and confession
 and 5 for the talk
X-singular says:
 Fine
 Wow you guys are soft hearted...
Sparty says:
 I would have tried to make it harder
 But I doubt you can go past I Wanna Be The Guy
X-singular says:
 Fine
 anyway, I'm the GM here Pyro so if I have an objection I'll RP as Luna to show you your

error.
 Go
Pyro says:
 I would say: "If you really love me, you'll let me go until I'm out on my own in 3 years.

19 years old."
 That would probably calm her down into normal luna mode
X-singular says:
 O_O
 HOLY SHIT,
 I'm getting Pipsqueak vibes from this scenario!
Pyro says:
 haha
X-singular says:
 The age thing
 WELL DONE PYRO
Sparty says:
 ...
X-singular says:
 SHE IS ETERNAL
Sparty says:
 You win
X-singular says:
 WOW
 HE MADE IT
Sparty says:
 Somehow you managed to win
X-singular says:
 SHIT
 FUCK
 I LOST
Pyro says:
 Not over yet
Sparty says:
 http://markreads.net/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/clapping.gif
Pyro says:
 I still have the 8 minutes to explain to my family
Sparty says:
 You still get claps
Pyro says:
 yeah
Sparty says:
 Because god-damn
X-singular says:
 you can jsut feign ignorance at everything at this point
Pyro says:
 Maybe
Sparty says:
 I would not have been able to get out of that bind
Pyro says:
 I have an idea
Pyro says:
 Ask her to change into human form.  Tell my parents it was all a joke played with smoke and

mirrors.
Bob says:
 Knock them all out, when they wake up, tell them they got drunk and passed out
Pyro says:
 haha
 maybe
X-singular says:
 Pyro, you ot an RATIONAL moon goddes on your side now
 there are a million ways to solve this
 Memory wipe.
 Time revert
 Smoke and mirrors
Pyro says:
 tell them that this is the girl I've been scared to tell them about.
X-singular says:
 (I'm just hoping he fucks up here, so I can take that point from him)
Sparty says:
 GO PYRO
 THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT
 YOU GOT THIS
Pyro says:
 My parents have been on my ass about getting a girl
 so this is a huge relief to them
 they're happy
X-singular says:
 and
 TIME
 IS
 UP
X-singular says:
 THE FUZZ IS HERE
Pyro says:
 Yeah.
X-singular says:
 FUCKING COPS EVERYWHERE
 SWAT TEAM FORM THE CIELING
Sparty says:
 whelp
X-singular says:
 NATIONAL SECURITY ON YOUR ASSES
Pyro says:

X-singular says:
 TANKS IN THE STREET
 GUNSHIPS ABOVE
Sparty says:
 Wow.
 I cannot believe you just did that, Singular.
Ric says:
 I knew X was gonna fuck you over too
X-singular says:
 MUAWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Sparty says:
 Did you REALLY have to pull a Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies?
X-singular says:
 MWAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
 "GET OUT WITH YOUR HAND UP, WE HAVE THIS PLACE COMPLETELY SURROUNDED"
Pyro says:
  They see no threat
 only me and a girl standing in a room full of laughing, happy people.  They fine whoever

made the phone call.  SHe's in normal, human form.  There's no dangerous animal, there's no

threat
X-singular says:
 "Happy people"? in nthe middle of a police bust? don't think so
 Panic in the crowd
 as for "Normal Human form" Luna
 Luna is clearly distressed over being out of her element
 also SHE IS SCARED FOR THE WELL BEING AND SAFTEY OF HER ROMANTIC INTREST
 ......
 so she turns aggressive
Pyro says:
 X YOU CHEATING FAGGOT
X-singular says:
 DEFUSE THIS PYRO.
Pyro says:
 YOU HAD TO PULL THAT
Sparty says:
 BOMB PLANTED
 TEN SECONDS REMAINING
Ric says:
 PEOPLE BURSTING INTO TREATS
Pyro says:
 Whisper in her ear to make a time stop for all but us two
 problem, x?
X-singular says:
 AND?
 Scene is still caused when time continues
Sparty says:
 I came up with a way to fuck you over completely based on that Pyro
 but I will not say it right now
X-singular says:
 YOU ARE NOT
 I repeat
 YOU ARE NOT
 getting both the point and the ppony
 NOT ON MY WATCH
 MWAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH
Pyro says:
 I KNOW
 LET ME EXPLAIN
 RIC NO TYPING
 LET ME TALK
 Okay
Ric says:
 I knew you are a screw over. Note to self: Never play games with X, because he's a screw

over. ):
Pyro says:
 RIC SHUT UP
Ric says:
 okay
X-singular says:
 @Ric: it's called Pyro Must Die for a reason
 HELL OR HELL
Pyro says:
 Alright
 lemme talk
 FOR ONCE
 alright
 in all the panic she can only do a slow-time
 and that buys me two minutes
X-singular says:
 Wow, setting obstacles for your self now
 Looks like I don't have to do a thing here anymore.
 But I like that,
 Go on.
Pyro says:
 In that two minutes
 I ask her if she can do a spell that will reverse time completly, make it so that this thing

 never happened.  I tell her to wait a little more until jumping to my world, like when I'm

completely out of the house and parents are detached
 seeing as how I'm not going to get a girl anytime soon
X-singular says:
 Nope
 what she can do is the same spell as Twilight
 would you go down that scenario or would you continue?
Pyro says:
 I'll see where this goes
 She can only do a time-travel spell that lasts a few minutes
X-singular says:
 Fine
 Fine
 BONUS ROUND
 Pyro you are now Luna
Pyro says:
 what?
X-singular says:
 you know that Pyro will wait for you , you know to come back later
 BUT NOW
Ric says:
 and then Pyro became a moon
Pyro says:
 shut it ric
X-singular says:
 you have to convince hurried frantic PAST Luna to NOT barge in there
Pyro says:
 okay
X-singular says:
 GO.
Pyro says:
 I'll use the same argument Pyro used with me
 "If you love him, you will NOT fuck this up"
X-singular says:
 Nice, EXCEPT
 I WANNA BE THE GUY MODE, ENGAGE!
 Luna thinks you are a changling
 here to steal Pyro's love from her
 she turn aggressive
 What do?
Sparty says:
 may i interject for one second?
Pyro says:
 yes
Sparty says:
 i am laughing
Pyro says:
 one second
X-singular says:
 yes.
Sparty says:
 this is like dwarf fortress
X-singular says:
 That's the point Sparty.
Sparty says:
 more specifically, boatmurdered
 you think it can't get any worse
X-singular says:
 ^ Glad you think so.
Sparty says:
 then it goes and gets worse anyway
X-singular says:
 IT ALWAYS CAN
Pyro says:
 alright
Sparty says:
 continue
X-singular says:
 continue.
Pyro says:
 alright
 I need to try to get her calmed down
 What I will do
X-singular says:
 "foul changeling, I won't let you near him"
Pyro says:
 I'd say "I will let you go out to him, but only if you promise to let him go for a few years

 to let him grow so his family won't hate you"
 I'll let her take over, but only if she promises to do what I would do
 otherwise, she'll never have him
 and that won't end well for her and she knows it
X-singular says:
 "And why would I, the princesss of the night...
 ...the controller of the moon, the cold hearted duskbringer, listen to a bug like you?"
Sparty says:
 come on pyro
 say what i am thinking
 say it
Pyro says:
 Kill her?
Sparty says:
 No
Pyro says:
 okay
X-singular says:
 Know that if you use your special Luna powers (Moving the moon etc.) to convince her that it

 IS you from forward in Time
 She would think that the changling fed on Pyro's love
 which made the Changling powerful, kinda like Chrysalis vs Celesta
 which would cause her to rage into NmM mode
 Just sayin.
Pyro says:
 I will step aside and show that she can trust me.
 show her that there is nothing to fear from me
 and that if she does something stupid like go all rage-mode
 she will never have him
X-singular says:
 "Then let me get to my Pyro, if thou haven't hurt him like thou claims"
Sparty says:
 Catch-22
X-singular says:
 Should I throw you a bone???
Bob says:
 take her to a window to see him
 If there is one
 no barging, just glancing
X-singular says:
 ANd risk getting spotted by a million familymembers/colleagues
 Also Bob, who's side are you on anyway?
Bob says:
 They're partying
 they won't notice a window
 also, I'm on my own side
X-singular says:
 Fine, acceptable
Bob says:
 No, go with pyro's answer
 This is pyro's game
X-singular says:
 But you do know that Shining Armor looked more than fine while being fed on
 so seeing him does NOTHING
Bob says:
 But they weren't aware
 that's all that matters
Pyro says:
 okay
Sparty says:
 Like I said, I did come up with a way to fuck him over as a last resort, if you really want

me to
Pyro says:
 Alright, what I will do
 WHAT I WILL DO
X-singular says:
 PYRO use an Escape Rope?
 I'll throw you a bone if the situation is hopeless
Pyro says:
 IS SHOW HER WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF SHE GOES BESERK
 THAT IF SHE GOES IN THERE CALMLY
 EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
X-singular says:
 A Changling messing with a Princess's mind, not a normal princess a cold-hearted proud cruel

 personfication of the night.
 Unwise.
 But fine
 here's a bone.
 PYRO
 Here's you chance
 you did manage to hold your other self for long enough
 when suddenly the door you are behind opens
 @Sparty: no it's not the fuzz, i'm not screwing him over.
 It's PYRO, he looks dumbfounded that there are two of you(His Fave pony).
 I'll RP Pyro and past Luna, you are still future Luna
 (I hope I RP you right....)
Sparty says:
 Allow me to recite my opinion on this
 I fucking hate time travel.
X-singular says:
 I warned him,
 I told him that he can switch routes
 I did specifically say that Luna is ONLY capable of Tiwlight's spell.
Pyro says:
 X
 I am not following this
 We go from a small time freeze to two future me
 what the hell happend?
X-singular says:
 No not two future you, you decided to go back in time
 I told you it's like Twilight in the episode It's About Time
 So you have to convince past Luna that you are Future Luna
 and that you should come back later
 when Pyro steps in on you two Lunas
 NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!
Pyro says:
 okay
X-singular says:
 you are still future Luna fighting to be heard.
Pyro says:
 so what happened
X-singular says:
 (c'mon it's wasy)
Pyro says:
 I know
 lemme speak
X-singular says:
 easy*
 (just repeat the first scene but with out a time limit)
Pyro says:
 what happened is that I went back in time on Pyro's request to tell my past self to wait.

she doesn't believe me and my dark half is constantly trying to burst out.
 Pyro bursts in behind us
X-singular says:
 Yeah......
 Dude, it's won by this point you know that?
Pyro says:
 I tell her "There he is.  But if you go in all crazy you'll never have him"
X-singular says:
 Instead of one character trying to calm Luna down in a time limit with a crowd around
 it's 2 chars trying to calm her alone with no time limit.
 So it's pretty much won, with you barging in.
 I'm just saying
 as a GM I know when a game is over.
 and I can also tell that our spectators are no longer entertained.
Bob says:
 It would have been much easier if the bone you threw was the inclusion of his buddy, Bob.
 Whose superior logic always solves everything.
X-singular says:
 Bob steps in after Pyro
 Opens the door
 gets on the floor
Bob says:
 I knew it
X-singular says:
 Everybody dances the dinosaur
Bob says:
 Haha
Pyro says:
 What happens is that I tell her to change into human form and go in calmly.  Tell them she's

Pyro's hidden GF and that they're together. Pyro and her live happily together in juman form
 *human
 alright
 did I win?
 Make it snappy, I got less than a minute
X-singular says:
 as Future Luna
Pyro says:
 Dammit
 gtg
X-singular says:
 you tell past Luna to do that
Pyro says:
 elaborate later
X-singular says:
 yeah it works
 you won really
 and Bob is still dancing the Dinosaur

  Pyro has left the conversation.

X-singular says:
 so he gets a point off for scene =  made
 Bob, you managed to make a scene
 Congrats!
Sparty says:
 But he managed to deftly avoid making a huge scene
 So at least honorary point for that
X-singular says:
 I'll admit, Pyro was pretty deligient, and I admire his tenacity
 That truth is
 he must have given it more thought than all of us
 that's why he pulled it off
Bob says:
 I'd like to ask that we rewind to the cops attacking scene
 I dance the dinosaur
 act like a nuisance
X-singular says:
 ^
Sparty says:
 Everyone dances the dinosaur
X-singular says:
 GENIUS!
Bob says:
 put on a horse costume
X-singular says:
 YES!
Sparty says:
 You win anyway
Bob says:
 police raid
 I'm taken away
Sparty says:
 Because everyone is too busy
Bob says:
 Pyro is in the clear
X-singular says:
 Yup
 Bob is clearly an alien/retard
 that satisfies the cops on both accounts
 evryone wins
Sparty says:
 As for how he gets fucked over (heehee laughed at that one singular)
Bob says:
 Yup
Sparty says:
 Since this somehow managed to become a matter of national security
 If
 I
 ehm
 IF
 Luna takes too long to remember the spell (say, four seconds), she's killed by a sniper
 Scene made, pony dead.
 CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE
X-singular says:
 ....
Sparty says:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4iJPvTfq9o
X-singular says:
 I didn't want to break Pyro's heart
Sparty says:
 Fair point
 But you were the one that bought in attack helicopters and SWAT teams
 Mr. Killer DM
X-singular says:
 So I always made her appear to have the upper hand when it comes to raw power
Bob says:
 And that's why Bob needs to be there
 Bob doesn't mind taking the heat
Sparty says:
 Power matters none if you don't get a chance to use it
X-singular says:
 that's why I made the whole "she gets aggressive to protect Pyro" part
Sparty says:
 Chances are he wouldn't shoot anyway
 On an individual level he'd be wondering "Dude, if I shot her... I might fuck over humanity"
X-singular says:
 Bob is awesome.
 but seriously
 how many times did Pyro almost pull it off for me to screw him over?
Sparty says:
 Bout three or four times
X-singular says:
 you know what I take back my words....
 The backstory I made up on the spot made at least one person more invlolved in this scenario
 which made this really fun
Sparty says:
 It was a clusterfuck of truly epic proportions
 We need to do this again
 Sometime
X-singular says:
 *bows down* thank you thank you.
Bob says:
 But Bob is the ultimate cheat code
X-singular says:
 You know who you got to thank for this?
Sparty says:
 No
 The ultimate cheat
 is...
 IDDQD
 Nothing matters when godmode is on
X-singular says:
 The faggot behind that mortar who keeps firing it and PREVENTS ME FROM SLEEPING
 SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY DAAMIT
 It's 6:00 AM here
Bob says:
 Damn
X-singular says:
 @Sparty:
 Buddha
 what a funny word
 1 internet for whoever gets that reference.
 BTW
 Mine is
 King Tiger if with crew then 1
 if without crew it's 0.5
Sparty says:
 0.5 because of crew requirement
X-singular says:
 My world is Rarity
 nothing wrong with that
Sparty says:
 1
 definitely
X-singular says:
 Third game I won't even try.
Sparty says:
 The third is a bitch
X-singular says:
 Rarity = insta-drama
 So I'm sure to lose
 and my family disowned me
 and now the Governement and the FSA both want me dead.
 Piss
Bob says:
 Hey X
Bob says:
 who's your favorite pony?
X-singular says:
 Rarity/AJ
 also Scootaloo if not mane 6
Sparty says:
 Wow
X-singular says:
 BUT I WON'T MAKE A SCENARIO WITH FILLIES
 thank you very much.
Bob says:
 Soooo... you'll have three ponies confess their love?
X-singular says:
 NO HELL NO
 GOD NO
Sparty says:
 Welcome.
X-singular says:
 ONE IS AWFUL ENOUGH
 AJ is very stubborn but she can be appealed to
 Rarity = Drama and fainting everywhere
 Scootaloo = filly, don't even go there.
 So any I pick I'm fucked
 so it's 0
 So I'm either tied with Sparty or with the rest of you guys.
Sparty says:
 I managed to beat the GM somehow
 -dies-
X-singular says:
 I'm gonna go with 1.5 final score
Bob says:
 Too bad
X-singular says:
 Congrats Sparty
 What do you want the gift to be?
X-singular says:
 wait , you aren't on KYM anymore
 it could have been a wall badge...
Bob says:

Sparty says:
 Give it to Bob
 And make it say
 "You did not win this"
X-singular says:
 YES SIR!
Bob says:
 you're buddy Bob wants a laugh
 He sends all three to your place
 What do you do now?
Sparty says:
 Heeheehee
X-singular says:
 Bob once the arty stops and I get to sleep, I'll wake up and do that badge first thing in

the morning
Ric says:
 Twilight, Flutters, and Pinkie at my place? o.o Wow, this might be interesting
X-singular says:
 Wear it proudly!
 But wow... that background story was one hell of a crack-fic
 I wonder where I came up with that...
 I'm one messed up individual.
Sparty says:
 Singular: There is an image macro for how you did it SOMEWHERE
X-singular says:
 Well guys. it's been intresting
Sparty says:
 http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/451020-Kaitsith/20/23/spongebob_imagination_by_kssael.png
 That is how you did it
 Imagination
X-singular says:
 we should do the same games again but with Opspe, Alger and Connor on
Sparty says:
 Yes
X-singular says:
 Maybe Bob will be the GM
 for now I'm going to copy this converstaion today
 and put it on a pastebin somewhere
Bob says:
 But X
X-singular says:
 ?
Bob says:
 you haven't finished my scenario
X-singular says:
 ??
Bob says:
 Your buddy Bob wants a laugh
 so he sends the three ponies to your place
X-singular says:
 Oh sorry I wasn't reading
 hold on
 lemme scroll up
 OK
Bob says:
 Scenario 3, basically
 but with three
 Hahaha
X-singular says:
 to my place?
Bob says:
 yes
X-singular says:
 Well, let me tell you. first I would tell them that THE LOUD BOOM IS A MORTAR, AND THE
 WHIRRING NOISE IS A GUNSHIP
 WHEN YOU HEAR BANG BANG CLACK CLACK: YOU DUCK!
 THAT'S BULLETS
 and so on
 how that?
Sparty says:
 Heheheh
 I got a kick out of that
Ric says:
 ima go to sleep now guys
 night night
 I feel sorry for you X.  ):
X-singular says:
 It's too much fun XD
Sparty says:
 Indeed
Bob says:
 Seeya Ric
Sparty says:
 Bai Ric
Ric says:
 I hope a mortar does not hit your room, stay safe now.
X-singular says:
 Yeah, man will do
 see ya!
 since I answered your question Bob Imma sign off and go to sleep now
 Lemme just paste all this

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FINAL SCORE

Verbose: 1.5
Bob: 1.5
Ric: 0.5
Sparty: 2
X-singular: 1.5

WINNER IS SPARTY! He gave the badge (of his own design no less) to Bob though.