Elfie/Joker C-S rank

C

Joker: Wh-!? Y- you there! What are you eating!?
Elfie: (Munch munch)... They're sweets?
Joker: "They're sweets?" my ass! I prepared those for Master Kamui!
Elfie: Is that so? But they were just lying there... and my stomach was so empty after training... (munch munch)
Joker: S-stop eating them!
Elfie: But these sweets... they're so good I can't stop... (munch munch)...
Joker: A-at this rate, she'll eat them all! Tch! If you won't stop yourself I'll stop you by force! Guoooooooooo!
Elfie: (Munch munch)...
Joker: She won't even budge!?
Elfie: You won't be able to stop me. My strength is the only thing I have confidence in.
Joker: Ku... The sweets are... all gone...
Elfie: Thanks for the treat... they were delicious...



B

Elfie: Hnn! Hnnhnnn!
Joker: Is she... juggling with water filled barrels? With a ridiculous training method like that it's natural you'd get hungry...
Elfie: Joker... Could it be... you've brought some sweets for me?
Joker: You idiot, there's no way I would. Those sweets you gobbled up the other day weren't prepared for you either.
Elfie: I'm sad... I'm so sad...
Joker: D-don't crush the barrels!
Elfie: Sorry... I put a bit too much power into my hand...
Joker: Do you really do such absurd training every day?
Elfie: That's right... I want to get stronger... to protect my comrades...
Joker: Hmm, it's for your comrades, is it.
Elfie: I will protect my comrades... even should it cost me my life... That's my job after all.
Joker: So basically, you're willing to die for your friends?
Elfie: That's right. I have no hesitation in doing so.
Joker: Don't die for me. It'd be a bother.
Elfie: ...a bother?
Joker: Yeah, a huge one. Think about it from the perspective of the one being protected. If you went and died to protect me, I wouldn't be able to forget you for the rest of my life. I'll pass on being burdened with something that heavy. So I don't allow you dying for me.
Elfie: ................



A

Elfie: Joker...
Joker: Oh it's you. If it's sweets you're after I don't have any.
Elfie: I'm not looking for sweets today... I have something to talk about...
Joker: Well this is a change. So, what is it?
Elfie: "Don't die for me." You said that before, right?
Joker: Yeah, I did. I sure don't want to live with that kind of burden on me.
Elfie: But... that's troubling for me... since you're my comrade... I want to protect the lives of my comrades with my own.
Joker: ........... Then, protect me while making sure you don't die.
Elfie: While making sure I don't die...
Joker: I don't care if you try to protect me, but I won't forgive you dying.
Elfie: You say that so easily... but I think it'll be pretty hard...
Joker: It's nothing particularly difficult. That's what you've been doing up to now isn't it? The fact you're standing right here is proof of that.
Elfie: That's true...
Joker: Get it? Protect me while making sure you don't die yourself.
Elfie: ........... I'll protect my comrades' lives with my own. Those feelings haven't changed, but I'll try my best to not die either while protecting you.
Joker: Hm. That's fine then.


S

Elfie: This is delicious... I could keep eating them forever....
Joker: Obviously. They're sweets I made.
Elfie: Thank you... for making them for me...
Joker: Ha. Something like this is nothing, I could do it for you everyday.
Elfie: Then... I do want you to make them everyday...
Joker: ...Alright then. However, I have one condition.
Elfie: A condition?
Joker: Marry me. If you do, then I'll make you your daily sweets.
Elfie: ...............................
Joker: W-what? You did say you wanted to eat them everyday.
Elfie: ...Are you trying to bait me with sweets?
Joker: Ha, you must be joking? Making tea cakes is just one of my many strong points.
Elfie: ...That's certainly true. You act cold very often, but in truth you think more about your friends than anyone. ...I think you're a very charming person.
Joker: I- is that so... I didn't expect you to answer me so seriously like that...
Elfie: But, marriage is no good.
Joker: Huh!? Why!?
Elfie: If you want to marry me, I want you to ask me properly... Don't try to trick me with sweets.
Joker: T-thats...
Elfie: I may be a glutton, and super strong... but I'm still a girl you know?
Joker: ...You're right. I'm sorry. To make up for my rudeness, I'll ask you once more, properly.
Elfie: ...............
Joker: Elfie, I love you. So please, would you marry me? I swear right here to spend the rest of my life with you.
Elfie: I accept... Let's get along well... but... don't forget about the sweets. Make them for me everyday.
Joker: Heh. As long as you don't overeat.