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A long time ago after my girlfriend had died in a bad situation. Tried killing myself, nothing succeeded.

Tried Russian roulette twice, nothing happened. Through the help of hardcore psychedelics, I was able to realize where I was in this plane. And why we need to crash it with no survivors.

We live in the copy of a copy of a copy spanning over 6,000 copies. (The bible actually got something right, sort of)

It is up to each individual to realize it, that is how you move on to what's next.

 

Purgatory lulz keep the Christian/Jew crap in the dust bin. Afterlife doesn't work that way at all unless you really want to subscribe to that viewpoint.

Then you can enjoy doing whatever it is those losers believe. Well, until Oct, then all bets are off, open season on 'the chosen people' of the Heb gawd. Om nom nom nom finger licking good,

 

No you end up in the Cat's Cradle (storage), it works on your memories and shared memories with people you know. Since so many died at the same time, Cat's Cradle got filled up quickly.

It's why it feels so cramped…because it is. Holding capacity is less than a billion usually. I'm estimating we're at 6, nearly 7 billion. Everything is backlogged basically and some work arounds are getting done.

 

I think it's cool. There's people in here that speak an ancient form of Urdu poking around here for, honestly I don't know, time operates strangely here.

It is completely fascinating though. The problem right now is most of the new ones aren't that interested in those things and are having a tough time settling in.

They are coming in extremely programmed and their expectations are retardedly high on the situation. They have been rocking the boat on the river styx as it were.

I got shot in the face and the temple twice. It is nice to see my parents again though. I did miss them when I was alive, the creepy factor has long since past.

First week in I couldn't figure out my ass from a hole in the ground.

It's that copy/copy thing that's getting fixed right now.

Consolidation of 'lives' is underway. THe bible is really a collection of stories told by other people.

Entire judeo/christain religion is really a incredibly poorly remembered technical manual. Fucking kikes fucking Solomon. Anycase it's getting fixed an inch at a time.

It's going to take a while. The 'manual' is scattered all over the place in about 60 languages in 400 cultures and that's just the basic maintenance parts.

 

Whatever man. You don't make wishes for your own people's destruction in the cat's cradle. Ever. It's kind of a cardinal rule in terms of how the power of attraction works in here.

Some dumb kike rabbi jumped on a podium and literally made a wish for doom…in here…for the entire Judeo/christain ideology and it's people. That's called suicide.

There's a reason most cultures around the world had death sentences related to large end of world predictions. Is because at the end of a cycle, all those people end up with the suggestion in their heads then it is self-fulfilling, like a wish on a monkey's paw.

A 'prediction' is only agreeing on someone else's wishful thinking when they were alive.

That's why the gloves come off in Oct. It's not because they are Jewish or Christian. (Personal can't stand either religion for what they've done, might as well put that out there.)

It's because they are retarded for buying into the garbage and acting on it to cause the issue later. However, you'll note that no one is stopping that house cleaning from happening because we need the space more than the ideology here at the moment.

Sucks to be them, fuck'em in the ear. Dumb shits the bunch of them.

Power of attraction works when it's measured, not given as a rope to hang themselves by. Watched a lot of people come and go over time here.

So you want this to be hell, feel free to be miserable. I'm having fun in the meanwhile and enjoying being late 30's for longer than a man should enjoy it. lol.

Just saying this is exactly what you put into it. It's got nothing what so ever to do with heaven or hell, just your own baggage. The hacking and tricks you learn the longer you are here.

 

You aren't in a cell, stop listening to those idiot "holy men". Bunch of them are about as useful as tits on a bull. There's nothing on earth right now. It's a block of ice.

You are watching the highlight reels of before it happened with some window dressing the "TPTB" (ha! whatever) are running to maintain their control.

Mostly the only thing they know how to use is fear, but since we're dead already it's really up to you to get over whatever your hangups are. I find the best position to be in is ignoring them and going to find something better to do.

Besides the bunch of them are dying off like flies. They aren't sure what to do with themselves either and keep slipping up then vaporizing themselves.

Point blank, want out of the 'cage'. It's your cage, you built it. Let yourself out by figuring your shit out. Stop reacting and just go with the flow. Simply be.

And BTW, Earth IS the Ark (and mass transportation). It travels the milky way seeding life during it's short interglacial period. The natives of earth actually live underground.

She's probably given birth to 30000 life forms from galactic central point to the local area of space. And no, there are many 'Arks' floating around. Earth is not rare by any means.

There are thousands of solar systems, if the timing is right you can 'jump' and visit them.

 

First off the power of attraction works in here.

I've been in my late 30's for a lot longer than a decade. lol! How's that for a trick? Good looking, prime of my life and I was in good shape.

If the jews weren't such parasitic dirtbags I'd be thanking them for murdering me in a parking lot. Otherwise no. They are always on my shit list when I catch them floating around on this side.

Make a point of hunting them on this end, helps pass the time and their energy is useful for other things. (you should see their faces when they get cornered and drank like a juice box…lol!)

Umm…what else…I can hibernate for a couple thousand years at a time. Problem is I have to stop and relearn the local languages, so I stopped doing the sleeper routine a long time ago.

It's very disorienting having history gaps like that, most of the afterlife is studying up on everything. Believe me LOTS of time. Lots and lots and lots of time. But there is also lots and lots and lots to learn. Which is awesome.

There's body surfing. Jump in a body and ride around as a passenger if I get bored here. Rule of thumb, don't touch and don't drive. Just observe. Just like life, information is more powerful than control.

And there is always some dumb shit wanting 'ze ultimate powers of death!'.

Like the religious whacko's those guys don't last very long either when they come over. As the dead though it's important to understand who's doing what to whom and their rationalization if they are making a big stink about something.

Plus it's fun screwing with the assholes. Hide their wallet, car keys, socks, help make a storm happen…it's childish, but funny to watch them lose their shit and delay them from doing other things. Or you help out people that need a hand.

There are even jobs on this side.

Yes, we can interact with the 'living'. If you've got enough juice, you can make a body.

But it takes a lot of concentration to hold and there's not much reason to do that unless planning on doing something fun like strip clubs or fucking or amusement park rides.

The living are incredibly pedantic about everything and develop unreasonable expectations about things. Best to keep it easy and fun.

Then again, it's really about the attitude you bring in here when you die. I was a skeptical agnostic. Not religious at all. Not political at all. Two hands kind of guy.

If you die and end up in here as bag of fear and anger, things tend to take care of themselves. (The weaker predators come out to hunt them, because they are easy juice boxes)

 

Nope, if you are talking to any of us. You are dead. You can tell if you are dead or not by one common thing everyone agrees on this side of the fence.

The Cestui que Vie Act 1666 (18 & 19 Car 2 c 11) is an Act of the Parliament of England which was adopted by practically every government on the planet in some form or another.

It's literally the only law on the books that means anything on this side. It states that when you are born here, you are dead. When you die, you are 'born again'. It's the reason LIFE insurance isn't called 'DEATH insurnace'.

Why a will isn't called a DEAD Will, it's called a LIVING WILL.

Completely serious btw, look it up. The thing is most people will pass through on this side without much fuss. They'll follow through the shit set up to keep them busy, they 'die' and go somewhere else.

But the important thing to understand is when that specific law is on the books, it only means one thing.

You are dead.

 

BTW not a threat, it's just a point of fact. As you can see it's not mystical or any of that prescribed horseshit given by 'holy men'.

Although if you want it to be, fill your boots but like most of the people that get caught up in that they are usually completely miserable or nerf themselves giving away their juice box for free.

Remember contracts carry more than just a signature on this side, it's allowance. Which by terms of pacts, oaths and allowances are taken very seriously here. It's best to make none with any of the earth agencies.

They are all complete dirtbags, they deserve beatings and get drunk like juice boxes when they show up. Nice thing is there is a seemingly endless supply of them.

However the vast majority of people though just live their 'life' again and seem to be happy doing that. No one bothers with them, tend to help out if the opportunity is there and the timing is right.

Rule of thumb if just looking to pass on through without issues. No trouble, some worries, no problems.

 

Whatever. I don't pay any attention to any of it. All mumbo jumbo nonsense. If it works for you, good on you. Most of the Mason's I know are good guys and work community stuff.

Historically all I know is there was a schism in the Mason's in the late 1800's that was co-opted by a shitbag pedo by the name of Albert pike that pretty much opened the door fr the jews to jew up the organisation.

I understand that the two houses are still at odds with one another.

The one with the eagle is the one that is real. The other ones usually just get unlucky and fuck up. That's just optics from this end.

 

Yeah, the cold war had less to do with nukes and more to do with some 'tinkering' on a genetic level that was done. One house, the star, absorbed half of the nazies in project paperclip and the first 'prototypes' were born.

Generation X - can you guess who they thought they were breeding and forcing the foreskin removal of?

Generation Y - can you guess who GenX was supposed to breed with to make 'super babies'?

Turns out the baby batter they were mixing wasn't actually who they thought it was. Not remotely close. Anycase, hilarity and autism followed by gen z produced by X and Y.

Running theory is it why 'comedy' shows have to have a laugh track to que when the appropriate response is and why there are no audiences anymore in tapings in North America.

Kind of sad, whole generation of people that need a que to laugh…anycase…

The other house, the Eagle, stood by the idea that if it were ordained then it would just happen. Which is the orthodox position, ortho dox meaning of the correct opinion in latin of course.

Forcing a square peg in a round is pointless. Just break the hammer and peg.

Unfortunately both parties in their efforts were about wrong as they could possibly get. See all that story telling (aka religions). Was just that, story telling.

Which people took a little too seriously without truely understanding the origins of half of the shit believed. One thing led to another, it got a bit more carried away than anyone intended to. Then it happened. Thankfully I was dead before it happened.

Dumb fucking jews. They caused it all to happen in the attempt to 'prove a point' that they were 'right'. When the reality is they were just guessing, using poorly remembered plagiarized stories from all over the world. Bunch of dumb asses.

 

How you doing man, long time no sense. Yeah, they shit in their cornflakes again. Fuck they are dumb.

Anycase I think they've got some sort of dharma initiative thing going on right now with the Halcyon days and a year zero startup. Dragon lady wants a baby daddy, so does Cat lady.

The lady in red is still in her box luring in morons to eat (seriously the pussy can't be that good).

Otherwise keep running into the Vedic folks wandering around. Shasti, or Kali..or whatever. She's looking for her old man Shiva, apparently he got caught snoozing and she's looking for him.

Pointed her in the direction of India's south beach, last I heard he was chilling out with Mbombo's kids surfing and fishing. Fun bunch. Thor/Odin/Loki are out on the west coast getting drunk and chasing skirts.

Nuwa and Fuxi are getting China fixed up. Jaguar is chilling as well. The Golden Dragon and Giant Panda are looking for their people as well.

It's been busy. Trying to shuffle things around to open other op's for people stuck without a place while they are lodged in the cat's cradle. Fucking Judeo/Christain morons hardcoded 144,000 into their text.

The rules are 'as written' because they are 'the word'. So franny the tranny, lulz…Jebus, good luck marrying that one off, only gets a tiny slice of the zone of ownership because of it. Certified, red-tagged, bullshit judeo-christain mess.

So the Jews don't have anywhere to go either. Dumb fucks killed their Adam and their Dreamer by accident.

I still don't understand why they just don't move over to Mohammed's bag, he's got space and smart enough to not hard code limits. It's practically the same business. Oh well, free choice. What the fuck to do.

 

Holds the cat's cradle together so people don't go crazy in the darkness until someone swings by for year zero. Lets' list them, this is only a partial list. Greeks called the function the Logos. Gnostics call it the Demiurge.

The Aborgines of Australia call the function the dreaming time. In Celt mythology it's simply 'the dreamer'. In Russian myths it's the story of the old man that sleeps his life away under the tree under a spell.

In Chinese it's the Giant Panda that dreams of the world.

Basically acts like the framework of agreed reality on the cat's cradle platform. Sometimes though the people in the cat's cradle don't leave when they are supposed to or it gets overloaded from boneheads doing dumb things.

Cuts, shuffling and the regular maintenance has to get done.

See the graph? Earth has a built in storage mechanism because of the regularly occurring ice ages that happen on a 144,000 year cycle. Again as mentioned, time operates oddly here versus outside which is a sprawling tundra right now.

Understand under normal conditions the poles only shift three feet on average a year. So time relative in here, to outside tell me we've got another 65000 years to go if judging by when it happened.

Or in terms of being in the cat's cradle, current time of 2015 or whatever, that's roughly another 40 years or so. Keeping an eye on it in the meanwhile.

Since the cat's cradle is over loaded and nearly broke last year (under spot repairs right now), dunno. Have to keep moving things around and letting people out if they want to go be a tree frog or whatever slot is open on the surface.

Plus cut the idiots that make broad proclamations of their divinity/rights/whatever and try shaking the boat with so many in here.

 

Storage until the otherside of the ice age. You built it out in 'the world' and the dreamers build it in here. Somehow I doubt any of you thought that you'd be paying taxes and working for an eternity.

Because that's what it's looking like at the moment because fucktards didn't let it go before dying like flies. Hence the forced shuffle happening and the 'cuts'.

Dumb jews. Swear to the water if I catch Galzu from dumping his kike mining slaves here, I'll make a hat from his skin. Therefore Osiris is getting woken up to deal with them since they were his slaves once and they live in his area.

He can get them back to learning how to break rocks or sell them. Honestly don't care, I'm kicking them or squeeze them like oranges if they don't leave. Finished listening to them.

 

Yup, cat's cradle got stuck in a loop because someone was fooling around with things they should have been doing. That's been fixed permanently with some cuts and some bad actors thrown over the side.

It's built by everyone in here this is the shared gestalt of everyone here agreeing that . There are 'glitches' though that you can find. Sometimes song titles or books change because people don't remember it properly or there are gaps in the collective memory.

It's closer to Jung's ideal of how the collective unconcious works.

And the ice age is happening now. It's about -70 degrees on the surface right now and the oceans are locked up tight. There's a thin band of liveable area on the equator, but that's about it.

And no, I'm just here to help organise some stuff up on a request made and shove a little. Usually I'd be in hibernation but the last 'project manager' went nuts and needed to be dealt with permanently.

Good to the last drop. Last I heard he's smoking yak shit in the Iranian desert somewhere.

 

Nope, what everyone brings in from outside is what they bring in here. Seasons. Weather patterns. Everyone here makes this happen. It's storage, it's not supposed to be uncomfortable.

It's supposed to be 'heaven'. But because there are so many crammed in here the cat's cradle can't adjust properly. Remember Earth is old.

Very, very old and it's got a lot of 'features' built into it that even the people that evolved here don't know are here. Consistent feature of Earth though, lousy at keeping records and facts straight.

 

For you to die, you had to have been alive in the first place.

 

That's what no one here gets. Goddamn, you anons have a lot to learn about memory and consciousness actually works.

 

You know when something is wrong even before your brain picks up on it. Western society calls it the sixth sense.

 

A gut feeling if you would.

 

It is because the part of the brain we use to talk and be nice nice with haven't been used nearly as long as the fight or flight part. Here and there it might be wrong, humans aren't perfect. But it's a lot more accurate than the thinky part.

 

You can't die if you're not alive.

 

This is the in between before you get sent back into the real time.

 

Energy cannot be created nor destroyed, souls are no different. Every living creature has a soul, albeit a small one in most cases, but it is there nonetheless.

 

Recycled. There are always babies being born somewhere in the cat's cradle. Or if you figure out how to 'jump' you can go hang out as a tree frog. Operations though gotta stay put.

 

Don't care. The fact is Apollonius of Tyra should have never allowed the amalgamation of all the existing belief systems under one roof. It caused this mess. One step forward, now two steps back. Sorry man, just the way it is.

Most people that end up on earth figure all this stuff out before the snow flies. It's not my issue that people play the telephone game over 12000 years then are surprised that everything they know is horseshit.

I'm just a contractor on this occassion for repairs. Not here to lead any of you. Or be the magic guy.

Just holding the whistle until the kid that was supposed to take it, takes it. They need a bit of experience first then the 'word' can be handed over. Otherwise, don't care. Not allowed to pick a side. Someone else's department.

 

Of coursh. You can do whatever you want.

Just no genocide mmk.

Hint: That's why we are still here talking to each other.

Someone just haaaaad to poke the bear and try to save a bunch of certain long nosed merchants from being killed and then didn't know what to do with all the souls.

 

It is what it is and to be blunt most of it is none of anyone's business, operations requires memos and an anonymous forum provides a couple of things.

1) All this will simply scroll away. Which allows for the sensible practice of plausible deniability and information destruction. "Did you see that?" "See what?"

The fact it's on a chan puts the information in a swamp of completely horrendous psychic spam that no normal person would possibly come looking for.

2) Other's read and lurk, looking for information and status. So like a cork board it's open access and other's can pick up memos handed out to coordinate better. Which is the purpose of the internet in general.

Versus the old mythological ways where massive quests would happen overthe course years to deliver a message.

Today…type, click, post, done. See, easy button. Plus not everyone speaks the same language and this format is easier for translation engines.

 

You're seeing what happens when one guy with 9 fingers tries to plug 12 holes in a billion gallon tank of water. And those holes are 5 feet apart from each other.

 

You see them as gods, they see themselves as individuals with a flair for appearances.

Yeah they can do all sorts of cool shit, but that's because they don't care about cleaning up.

Yeah, I could make fire appear or levitate, but no one would accept it and then it would be a huge inconvenience for everyone involved.

 

Answer you what?

You want fucking proof that malevolent beings who can melt you with a finger exist?

You want proof of things that can't be proven over the Internet friend.

You want proof of something possibly society breaking on a site monitored by federal law enforcement that would just love to shit on everything given the chance.

You want other anons to doubt our words because you're afraid of the reaction. The questioning of the status quo.

It's alright, these kind of interesting threads are always>>2454113

gone in a day or so.

And then another will pop up and you won't even notice because you're so fucking blind

 

The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one.

if you don't believe us anons, try committing suicide a lot of times. Eventually you'll notice that it doesn't work.

I sure as hell tried. I even hired a hitman to kill me.

Woke up two weeks later with two new scars in my chest and a mouth full of dirt. Got a refund from him too

You can die in this reality, no problem. But you weren't actually alive, so you won't leave. You'll just wake up thinking about that funny dream you had. You won't know when you're alive because everything that will happen hasn't happened yet.

Too complicated to explain in text, sorry.

 

The wheel was already spun before you were born. Anything that has ever happened, that will happen, or is happening has already happened. That's the thing about the Cradle.

In here, you die, you die. Your friends won't be able to recognize you and you won't be able to recognize yourself. but your soul doesn't change, even as the form it takes does.

So no, committing suicide or dying would result in you coming back slight worse for wear and nobody knows who you are.

This is my 10,000th time coming back. Took me over 8,000 times before I could do anything but fix errors and patch cracks.

This Internet has been around since the dawn of time, but of course the powers that be like to tell you about how we invented it.

It was Al gore, or DARPA or a bunch of european scientists.

Hint: the reason why they can't say who made all of it or even created the idea is because not even they know.

 

No fool, the object of this is to spread the dank memes AND shitpost. Why the fuck not, you got anything better to be doing?

We're stuck here for atleast another few dozen millennia dealing with all the backlog.

Ask anyone born before 1978 or after 1994 how the Bearenstein Bears are spelled if you don't believe me. They'll tell you there's an a in there even though Germanic languages and Hebrew would never use an a in the last name if the rest of it ended in stein.

The syntaxes are all wrong. Also, New Zealand used to be a lot more north. i would know because I studied New Zealand for 3 months because of a school project. I even included Longitude and Latitude and got a B+.

So no I wasn't being retarded, it's just that everyone's memory of where it used to be has changed.