Helping Fluttershy: Shrektastical Story

> A-Anon? Could you please do my homework?

> I'm too busy working at the animal shelter to do it and I'm failing.

> P-please Anon? I'll, s-suck your dick.


[Optional Ending]


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>"no."

The end.


[But that’s not what happened]


>enter anon

"Fuck it, I'm game. Right here right now"

>anon pulls his pants off

"get on your knees"

>fluttershy gets down and grabs anon's dick

>wait, something's wrong, you smell the faint scent of onions


>"what are you doing in my swamp, laddeh?!?"

>fluttershy squeals in terror

> anon bends down to pick his pants up

>"you made a mistake, laddeh..."

>shrek grins ass he grabs anon's ass and pulls it closer

>anon prepares his anus for desctruction

>Shrek removes his pants, revealing a 100 foot eshrekted shrock


>oh god

>shrek's large, veiny, green shrock was dripping with swamp juices and smelled of onions

>shrek penetrates anon's butthole with force

>OH GOD!

>it hurts so much, you feel like your intestines just tore

>oh god something is in your thr-

>shrek's shrock comes out your mouth, skewering you like a kebab

>fluttershy screams and begins to run

>"YOU'RE NEXT, LASSEH!, NOBODY GETS AWAY WITH TRESSPASSIN IN MEH SWAMP!"

>shrek runs like usain bolt and thrusts his mighty, blood and swamp juice soaked shrock up fluttershy's skirt like a rapier.

>fluttershy squeaks and begins to cry as shrek impales her through the anus




>anon is hopeless, he begins to cry

>fluttershy screams at the top of her lungs and balls her eyes out as her virgin ass bleeds down shrek's shrock and into your mouth and eyes

>shrek begins jumping towards the school and impaling people with his shrock on the way

>first was applejack

>"what in tarna- oh god!"

>shrek is sprinting at max speed, this has gone human kebab/human centipede

>the gross hick spits out her dip and grabs a rope from her confederate flag print bag

>"YEEHAW I'M BOUT TO LASSO ME AN O-"

>shrek grabs the rope and throws it aside, while backing applejack into a corner

>"YER IN ME SWAMP NOW, LASSEH, AND I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO VANDALISM IN MY SWAMP!"

>shrek throws a devestating right hook at applejack and knocks out half her teeth

>"mah teeph!" - she hardly gets out with all the blood in her mouth

>"TEETH'LL ONLY GET IN THE WAY OF ME SHROCK, LASSEH, IT'S BEST YE DON'T HAVE EM!"

>Shrek flips her over, rips off her clothes in one motion and impales her through the ass and out the mouth, then he makes for the door of the highschool


>as you walk up to principle lady and aim your shrock up her skirt you hear a loud rumbling noise

>you look up

"WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?"

>the ceiling behind you breaks and you hear a THUD

>you turn around, to see Mr. T standing naked behind you with his massive Mr. T schlong that makes yours look puny

>"You're about to die! You may be a fool, but I don't pity you!"

>You feel insecure at how small he makes your shrock look

>nobody fucking plays you

>you realize you will need your all for this fight

>your dick goes limp, and the permanently physically, sexually, mentally, and emotionally scarred pussies fall off, onto the ground.

>You crack your knuckles and prepare


>mr. T summons a great sword down from the heavens into his hand and a second sword comes down to you and sticks into the ground

>You rip the sword out of the ground and assume a low guard position

>Mr. T locks eyes with you. You see not overwhelming emotion, but calmness... He seems patient and deliberate.

>You bend your knees and slowly approach, circling, he follows your movements.

"RAAAARGH YE'RE GONNA DIE, TODAY LADDEH!"

>You close the gap, twist your body and cut at the right his neck, he rapidly moves his sword to the side and parries, then quickly backs off

>You throw another cut from the other side, a bit lower

>Mr. T jumps over you and does a front flip, landing behind you

>you quickly turn into a powerful swing at his left thigh, he lowers the sword and gracefully, parries, then slides the blade up and stabs into your scrotum

"AH ME FUCKIN SHREKSTICLES!"

>you run back, but he quickly closes the gap!

>he lunges forwards into a draw cut, leaving a nasty cut on your chest

>you need to act fast, you swing your sword at his neck, but wildly miss and slice his mohawk off.

>Mr. T gives you a death stare

"NOBODY. TOUCHES. THE HAIR. FOOL!"

>he grabs your sword, throws it, as well as his own

>he jumps on top of you at full erection

>you can't do anything, he overpowers you

"AAAAAAAAAAGH YE CAN'T DO THIS LADDEH!"

>mr. T thrusts his dick into you and out your mouth

>AAAGH -GAG-

>Your body is numb, everything is fading...


>Be Mr. T

>I killed the fool...

>you continue to fuck his corpse before cumming a waterfall, which floods the first floor.

>you break a window and run back home


>End