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  1. [17:07:55] <Captain> now you'll be aroused
  2. [17:07:59] <Captain> by pikachu
  3. [17:08:13] <Captain> and maybe you'll forget why
  4. [17:08:18] <Captain> and become very confused.
  5. [17:08:32] <Dasleah> just standing on the street
  6. [17:08:36] <Dasleah> in a crowd of people
  7. [17:08:40] <Dasleah> grasping for words
  8. [17:08:49] <Dasleah> before locking eyes with the woman standing next to you
  9. [17:08:51] <Dasleah> and uttering
  10. [17:08:54] Vucar_Fikodastesh [~Curudan@NewNet-F4ECBEEE.dhcp.aldl.mi.charter.com] has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving
  11. [17:08:57] <Dasleah> "my boner is confused!"
  12. [17:09:01] <Dasleah> and then just kind of sighing
  13. [17:09:07] <Dasleah> and looking off into the distance
  14. [17:09:11] <Captain> Dasleah, I thought you were going to say...
  15. [17:09:29] <Retro> when dewgong talks in pokemon it just sounds like "DONG"
  16. [17:09:37] <Captain> <Dasleah> before locking eyes with the woman standing next to you
  17. [17:09:37] <Captain> <Dasleah> and uttering
  18. [17:09:37] <Captain> <Dasleah> "Pika"
  19. [17:09:46] <Makrond> haha
  20. [17:09:46] <Retro> "chuuuuu"
  21. [17:09:47] <Turgid> Pii-IIIkachu.
  22. [17:09:53] <Dasleah> i pik pik pika-chooooose you
  23. [17:10:00] <mnjiman> Are planetary governors good or bad?
  24. [17:10:05] <Dasleah> and then pointing at his crotch
  25. [17:10:08] <Makrond> Dasleah: oh god that is terrible
  26. [17:10:15] <Dasleah> and waggling his eyebrows suggestively
  27. [17:10:22] <Dasleah> maybe a little hip bounce
  28. [17:10:23] <Dasleah> you know
  29. [17:10:32] <Captain> maybe he's wearing some pikachu ears
  30. [17:10:35] <Captain> on his head.
  31. [17:10:35] Drunken [~Me@NewNet-EA9CC82F.jetstream.xtra.co.nz] has joined #bay12games
  32. [17:10:37] <Turgid> Dasleah, you should realize you just made a pokemon pun, and be ashamed.
  33. [17:10:37] <Makrond> and a tail
  34. [17:10:38] <Captain> just cos.
  35. [17:10:47] <Dasleah> yeah just like a little tail
  36. [17:11:02] <Dasleah> maybe some red blush on his cheeks
  37. [17:11:11] bartaway [~bartavell@NewNet-BA6D4D5A.banquise.net] is now known as bartavelle
  38. [17:11:14] <Typoman> http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/house_boombox.swf <- wait, what?
  39. [17:11:34] <Makrond> And after she's stared at him dumbfounded for a few seconds he'll waggle the tail a little bit
  40. [17:11:46] <Dasleah> slip her a card
  41. [17:11:50] <Dasleah> simply written on it
  42. [17:11:53] <Retro> then zap her with a taser
  43. [17:11:58] <Dasleah> "Retro: The Electric Mouse Lover"
  44. [17:11:58] <Makrond> grinning in a way he thinks is mischevious but which just makes him look completely psychopathic
  45. [17:11:59] <Retro> bitch gotta respect her fucking pikachus
  46. [17:12:15] LordNagash [~LordNagas@NewNet-D9029755.lnse4.cht.bigpond.net.au] has quit IRC: Broken pipe
  47. [17:12:20] <Dasleah> and yet against all reason this just turns her on more
  48. [17:12:26] <Dasleah> and the next morning
  49. [17:12:29] <Dasleah> he tries to sneak out
  50. [17:12:31] <Dasleah> but he wakes her
  51. [17:12:41] <Retro> i am just about in tears
  52. [17:12:44] <Dasleah> and he turns and says "I hate to thunderBOLT but...!"
  53. [17:12:49] <Retro> fuck
  54. [17:12:50] <Retro> fuck
  55. [17:12:51] <Dasleah> and then makes the sound of a pokeball
  56. [17:12:55] LordNagash [~LordNagas@NewNet-B299ECE9.lns16.cht.bigpond.net.au] has joined #bay12games
  57. [17:12:55] ChanServ [services@services.newnet.net] has set mode +ao LordNagash LordNagash
  58. [17:12:59] <Dasleah> and he rolls up into a ball
  59. [17:13:03] <Dasleah> and just rolls out of view
  60. [17:13:05] <Dasleah> into history
  61. [17:13:07] <Dasleah> O7
  62. [17:13:08] <Captain> lmfao
  63. [17:13:17] <Retro> i think i am dying
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