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  1. 01[22:18] <Botherer> Day 16. Be it through whispers on the street, watching people hobble around clutching their groins in pain, or simply just having seen word of it on the Quest Board, you all have gotten word of a monstrous candle that appears in the thick of night. Disappearing in a flash of light, people don't know what's going on until they've taken a low blow and are already crumpled up as a mess on the ground. Being the heroes of justice you all are, such a travesty cannot be allowed to pass! Lawrence, Michael, and OMECHA LAINY set forth to the village in the dead of night to try and blow out this flame of evil!
  2. [22:19] <Michael> "Man, what kind of pokemon goes around punching things in the di- genitals anyway"
  3. 06[22:20] * Michael makes a sideways glance at the younger dreamers
  4. [22:20] <Rainy> He really does mean OMECHA LAINY, by the way, as Rainy has claimed her precious spot atop Lecia as the head of OMECHA LAINY. She smiles down at Michael--or possibly not, if he's really tall, given that Rainy's tiny and riding 5'4" Lessy's shoulders--and asks, "What's a digitals? Isn't that computers?"
  5. [22:21] <Lecia> Because 'Omecha Lainy', Rainy is likely already on Lecia! (SEE, I WAS RIGHT.) JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED, and better serve this justice while everyone else is doing it! Man, planning for the end of arm-breaking water interceptors has been incredibly ass. Why can't she get everyone together for that? "One that likes seeing people suffer! And I guess it's figured out a straightforward and fast
  6. [22:21] <Lecia> way to be able to do that." Hum.
  7. [22:22] <LawrenceXavier> "A bit uncreative way, if you ask me. But still, it's an act of evil that we really should get to stopping."
  8. 06[22:22] * Michael is slightly amazed at this entire thing
  9. [22:24] <Michael> "Alright, so does anyone know, or have any ideas, where to find this thing?"
  10. [22:24] <Lecia> "It does work, though. Fast, painful...but it'd have to get through this armor to do a thing!" She taps her armor. It is good armor~
  11. [22:26] <Rainy> "I know where it is!"
  12. 06[22:26] * LawrenceXavier gives his own armor a rap on the crotch. "Good stuff, I tell ya..." He then remembers that his armor is bug-type...which does not like candles
  13. [22:27] <Michael> "If I remember correctly, it just appears to punch thin- you do? great"
  14. [22:27] <Rainy> "It's in the dark. That's where candles always are because there's no use for them if it's bright unless they're the kind that smells really good I used to have one of those but I'm not allowed to anymore after I tried to eat it and had to go to the hospital and I learned my lesson just because something smells like maple syrup doesn't mean you can melt it down and put it on your french
  15. [22:27] <Rainy> toast."
  16. [22:28] <LawrenceXavier> "So somewhere dark, then."
  17. [22:29] <Rainy> "Gotta be!"
  18. [22:30] <Michael> "...Think we can narrow that down a bit?"
  19. [22:32] <Michael> "Hmm, I wonder..."
  20. [22:32] <Rainy> "...Somewhere... Oh! Does anybody have a pokemon with a really good nose?"
  21. 06[22:32] * Michael strokes non existent beard
  22. [22:32] <Rainy> "Because you can smell candles!"
  23. [22:32] <Michael> "Malto, get over here"
  24. [22:32] <Rainy> Rainy strokes her imaginary beard, too.
  25. [22:32] <Michael> (oh hey look at that)
  26. [22:32] <Rainy> Only it's like
  27. [22:32] <Rainy> So imaginary
  28. [22:32] <Rainy> not even the power of imagination can make it real
  29. 01[22:33] <Botherer> Currently, you all stand upon a hill just outside the edge of town. Looking down, you can see that there's little light coming from the city. Because what kind of medieval town actually has lighting technology? 5"You called for me, Master?" Malto pops up and waggles his tail. Also, screw the rules if Ignis has the collar, Malto totally found one of his own because 13<3 Malto
  30. [22:33] <Lecia> Clearly, Lecia created a duplicate by studying how the inside of that collar worked. And science.
  31. [22:33] <Michael> (:D)
  32. [22:34] <Lecia> 1d20+10 IS THIS A PROPER EXCUSE?
  33. [22:34] <Lecia> Is there no DM in here? There's no DM in here.
  34. [22:34] <Michael> "Do you think you can pick up the scent boy?"
  35. [22:34] <Lecia> 1d20+10 IS IT?
  36. [22:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, IS IT?: 24 [1d20=14]
  37. [22:34] <Lecia> IT LIKELY IS!
  38. [22:34] <Michael> (or mircale eye it or something)
  39. 01[22:35] <Botherer> 5"Malto can try and get the scent if Malto knows where the scent is! Let Malto find the scent. Also, Malto requests brownies for his services, please!"
  40. [22:35] <Michael> :I
  41. 06[22:35] * Michael strains his mind, a vein on the side of his head popping up
  42. [22:35] <LawrenceXavier> "Well at least he said please."
  43. [22:35] <Michael> *pop*
  44. 06[22:36] * Michael hands Malto FLUFF BROWNIE
  45. 06[22:36] * LawrenceXavier snaps his fingers, and buries Malto in brownies. Also has to make sure he doesn't get too close to Acguy
  46. [22:36] <Michael> (oh lord so much chocolate)
  47. [22:36] <Michael> (r u a wizzrd)
  48. 01[22:37] <Botherer> Malto is buried alive in brownies. 5"Malto appreciates all of these brownies greatly!"
  49. 01[22:37] <Botherer> Malto is MOTIVATED. Add +5 to Tracker Check.
  50. 01[22:38] <Botherer> 5"Malto would also like to ask if Lawrence would like to be Malto's bestest of best friends like almost bestest but not quite bestest bestest friend."
  51. [22:39] <LawrenceXavier> (In a world like this, I may indeed be wizard-ish)
  52. [22:39] <LawrenceXavier> "Sure, why not?"
  53. [22:39] <Michael> (MORE BONDS, MUHAHAHAHAHHA)
  54. [22:40] <Michael> "Ok Malto, we are looking for a candle pokemon, see if you can pick up the scent."
  55. [22:40] <Michael> 1d20+5
  56. [22:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20+5: 10 [1d20=5]
  57. [22:40] <Michael> (okay.jpg)
  58. [22:40] <LawrenceXavier> (Awwww)
  59. 01[22:40] <Botherer> 5"Malto promises to be your almost bestest of best friends but cannot be the bestest of best friends with you because that is special and only Master can have that special place!" Malto is now BONDED with Lawrence!
  60. [22:40] <LawrenceXavier> "Well of course. I wouldn't think of taking that special top place away, after all."
  61. 01[22:41] <Botherer> You see the mound of brownies rapidly disappear. When Malto emerges, he is really really round and ball-shaped. He sniffs the air. 5"Perhaps Malto should not have eaten all of those brownies."
  62. 06[22:41] * LawrenceXavier strokes his chin. "Yeah...maybe take it slower next time."
  63. [22:42] <Michael> (ITS A GOOD THING GENTLEBEAR HAS TRACKER TOO)
  64. 01[22:42] <Botherer> You are all on a hill positioned just outside the village, looking down on the dimly lit place. The lack of technology makes it so that very little natural light emerges from the place.
  65. [22:42] <Rainy> Brownies are making poor Rainy hungry. That's why she pulls out switzerlandese fish and starts trying to stick them in Lecia's mouth.
  66. [22:43] <LawrenceXavier> "Well, let's head down there, then. We can pick up some leads, hopefully."
  67. 01[22:43] <Botherer> 5"Malto would enjoy some help if you could roll him places while Malto is fat."
  68. [22:43] <LawrenceXavier> "Maybe even catch it in the act."
  69. [22:43] <Lecia> Because somehow, feeding Lecia will feed Rainy! She noms, as she ponders. "Or get caught in it's act, but if we catch it in the end then it shouldn't be too bad!"
  70. [22:43] <Michael> 1d20 "Hmm, how about you gentlebear?"
  71. [22:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, "Hmm, how about you gentlebear?": 3 [1d20=3]
  72. [22:43] <Michael> (figured)
  73. [22:44] <Rainy> It's because they're one giant robot together.
  74. 01[22:44] <Botherer> Gentlebear pops out, sporting a monocle this time, and sips a cup of tea. He simply points out the obvious in going to the town.
  75. 01[22:44] <Botherer> With a single finger pointed in that direction.
  76. [22:44] <Michael> (fine, ya bugger)
  77. 06[22:44] * LawrenceXavier looks down at the rounded Malto,and sends out Billbine, who snaps off a picture of him
  78. [22:45] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+4 SMILE FOR THE CAMERA
  79. [22:45] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, SMILE FOR THE CAMERA: 23 [1d20=19]
  80. [22:45] <Michael> "Welp, looks like we can't get anything from up here"
  81. [22:45] <Michael> "Off we go then"
  82. 06[22:45] * Michael gathers up his mons
  83. [22:45] <Lecia> Clearly! "For better or worse, let's charge in~"
  84. 01[22:45] <Botherer> The Scyther pops up and out of the mess. He gets particularly hyped and snapsnapsnaps all the pictures of Malto he can. 5"Malto does not think these pictures are being taken because he is a supermodel."
  85. [22:46] <Lecia> Lecia takes point. Onwards!
  86. [22:46] <Michael> 1d20+ 7 dex
  87. [22:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 7 dex: 4 [1d20=4]
  88. 06[22:46] * LawrenceXavier takes a look at the picture,and nods, satisfied. "It's a cute picture. I wouldn't be upset."
  89. [22:46] <Michael> ...
  90. [22:46] <Michael> 1d20+7
  91. [22:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20+7: 19 [1d20=12]
  92. [22:46] <LawrenceXavier> (Get those bad rolls out while you can)
  93. 06[22:47] * Michael heads down to the town at a brisk pace
  94. [22:47] <LawrenceXavier> "Someone who loves fluffy dogs would probably pay pretty well for this one
  95. [22:47] <LawrenceXavier> "Consider it a compliment"
  96. 01[22:47] <Botherer> Gentlebear assumes a seated position atop Rainy. He offers her and Lecia some biscuits. The british kind of biscuit.
  97. 01[22:48] <Botherer> 5"Malto is happy to accept compliments, because compliments are nice."
  98. [22:48] <Rainy> Rainy sends out the merbugbear Spospo to chill with Gentlebear on her other shoulder though he's
  99. [22:51] <Arae> Well, at least she's not eating one of those brownies! She'll totally have to work all this off, though. Normally she eats healthy since her parents recommend it and she'll look awesome, but hey, it's a dream! As long as she's working it off anyway, it should be OK! ONWARD SOME MORE, consumed by the urge to do justice!
  100. [22:51] <Rainy> HEY LADY NICK UP
  101. [22:51] <Giantree> (no arae you can't eat brownies you're a ghost)
  102. [22:52] <Arae> SHUT UP
  103. 01[22:52] <Botherer> Gentlebear attempts to strike up conversation with the two as the group heads into town. It's difficult to keep Malto from rolling away, and hell, at one point whoever was responsible for safely wheeling Malto lost grip of him and could only watch in horror as Malto rolled off and down towards the town. You probably were able to follow the trail of upchucked brownies back to the poor doggy, sitting atop a villager, clad in purple, or so you probably assume given it's dark as all hell and even a bold purple is hard to see in the darkness.
  104. 01[22:52] <Botherer> Spospo staaares at the normal Gentlebear. He feels uncomfortable next to a real Teddiursa.
  105. 01[22:53] <Botherer> For the record, Spospo looks like http://i.imgur.com/K9yIq.jpg this.
  106. 06[22:53] * LawrenceXavier chases after, although Billbine is able to do so much faster than he is.
  107. [22:53] <Rainy> Rainy will totally cuddle the hell out of the pair of teddiursas. She grins to Gentlebear, "This is Spospo! He's knew to being a Teddiursa, so you can teach him stuff about being one, but he's a unique teddiursa 'cause he's mine and he did magic and stuff and it was cool isn't he cute?"
  108. [22:53] <Michael> *pokerface*
  109. [22:54] <Michael> "Maltoooo!"
  110. 06[22:54] * Michael approaches
  111. [22:54] <Michael> "Sorry about that, he gets away from me sometimes"
  112. 01[22:55] <Botherer> Malto looks up at Michael, then down at the guy he bowled over. He licks the guy's face. 5"Malto apologizes, for he is now fat and unable to control his newfound affinity towards rolling over things."
  113. [22:55] <Lecia> That...definitely doesn't look like a normal Teddiursa! THIS DOESN'T MATTER, THOUGH! RUNNING TO SAVE MALTO, and the villager too since he rolled on top of him/her. Roll em off~
  114. 06[22:55] * Michael helps up person
  115. 01[22:56] <Botherer> Roll a Strength Check, Michael!
  116. 01[22:56] <Botherer> Malto is heavy!
  117. [22:56] <Michael> 1d20+7
  118. [22:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20+7: 18 [1d20=11]
  119. [22:57] <Lecia> 1d20-2 Lecia helps, but clearly only a little bit!
  120. [22:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Lecia helps, but clearly only a little bit!: 0 [1d20=2]
  121. [22:57] <Lecia> Or not at all.
  122. [22:58] <LawrenceXavier> (Derp)
  123. 06[22:58] * LawrenceXavier retreats Billbine, and sounds out the much stronger Groizer to help!
  124. 01[22:58] <Botherer> Michael hefts up Malto with complete and utter ease, allowing the man to clambor out from beneath him. Because Lecia was grabbing at Malto, she totally ends up hoisted into the air with the dog. This man audibly pains a bit as he rises. "Maaan, that smarted! But thanks for helpin' me out from under that monstrously massive mutt~"
  125. [22:58] <Lecia> How does she lift up her arms? IT'S ALL ABOUT TECHNIQUE!
  126. [22:59] <Michael> "hahaha, yea, he got away on some brownies. He'll work it off in about...3 minutes at his average rate"
  127. [22:59] <Lecia> ...But now she's in the air. There's some panic before she realizes she can get down, and so lands with as much grace as she can!
  128. 01[22:59] <Botherer> ... Waaait...
  129. 01[22:59] <Botherer> Rainy was atop Lecia, wasn't she?
  130. [23:00] <Rainy> YEP
  131. [23:00] <Lecia> Yes.
  132. [23:00] <Rainy> On her shoulders.
  133. [23:00] <Michael> (>________>)
  134. [23:00] <LawrenceXavier> "He does love his brownies. It's my fault, though. I went a little overboard, myself."
  135. 01[23:01] <Botherer> Strike that. The entire tower that was Omecha Lainy is on the other end of Malto. Whiiich probably means they're either upside down dangling like half a foot off the ground or something 'cause there's so damned many of them, or like three feet off the ground as Lecia, upright, is dangling from Malto. Pick your poison. Wobble wobble wobble wobble.
  136. 01[23:03] <Botherer> The man brushes himself off. "It's all good, my friend! Simply the fact that you all weren't the Candle Dick is a pleasant sight to befall my eyes!"
  137. [23:03] <Lecia> "...Rainy! Help me land~"
  138. 06[23:03] * Michael stets down the stack of things elsewhere
  139. [23:03] <Rainy> Rainy quickly draws a bunch of pillows! "OMECHA LAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!"
  140. 01[23:05] <Botherer> The stack of pillows fluff themselves up on the ground, allowing for safe descent. Gentlebear climbs down you all and gracefully descends upon the pillow, bringing Spospo with. He seems to start lecturing the former.
  141. 06[23:06] * LawrenceXavier clears his throat good and loud. "AH-HEM!"
  142. [23:07] <Rainy> Rainy leaves the teddiursa lessons to GEE-BEE. She smiles attentively up to Lawrence, "Hi."
  143. 06[23:07] * LawrenceXavier looks over to the person who got run over. "Anyway, we heard about your little candle problem around here. Do you know anything about that?"
  144. [23:07] <Lecia> "Alright!" Landing, success! Without being suffering! "Alright, next...candle hunting." Her attention is turned to the villager. "Do you know where the candle might be~?"
  145. [23:08] <Michael> "About that," Mich continues talking to the villager "We are looking for the candle dick, any idea where he might be"
  146. 01[23:09] <Botherer> The purple man staaares, look of shock on his face. "You're... Y-y-you're all lookin' for... The c-c-c-CANDLE DICK?!?"
  147. [23:10] <Rainy> "Yep! We're looking for the Candlewick!"
  148. [23:10] <Lecia> "And we're gonna stop em~!"
  149. [23:11] <Michael> "Well, he's been terrorizing the town, we can't just let him keep doing as he pleases"
  150. [23:13] <LawrenceXavier> "Yup. And we're going to give him a taste of his own medicine. Isn't that right, Groizer?"
  151. [23:14] <Lecia> "Lawrence, Michael, and OMECHA LAINY will get the job done~"
  152. 01[23:14] <Botherer> 6,10<Gaaaroooooo!!!> Groizer fistpumps into the air. Aaaaaw yeah!
  153. 01[23:15] <Botherer> "Maaan, I dunno if you kids are gonna be our saviors or just crazy! Mean, that thing's been... Err... Emasculating us... For a while."
  154. [23:15] <LawrenceXavier> "Any idea why he'd do such a thing? Or is he just a dick?"
  155. [23:16] <Michael> "Don't worry, we know how to handle ourselves"
  156. [23:16] <Rainy> "He's just a weird wick."
  157. [23:17] <Lecia> "And weak to Lick!"
  158. [23:17] <Michael> ...
  159. [23:17] <Michael> ಠ_ಠ
  160. 01[23:17] <Botherer> 5"Malto can lick! Will that do the trick?"
  161. [23:17] <Michael> "Be that as it may, I don't think anybody should be licking it now"
  162. 01[23:18] <Botherer> "Heck if I know! He just rolled into town one evening and started knockin' our 'nads around!"
  163. [23:18] <Lecia> "Licks are a way to beat up ghosts! Only candle I can think of would be a Ghost, too..."
  164. [23:19] <Lecia> "...still, there are better options! But don't worry, we've got this, just need to know where it is~ Worst case, it finds us, and it might hurt, but we'll prevail~"
  165. [23:20] <LawrenceXavier> "Maybe when we find him, we can AXE him a question!" Produces the GHOST FLAME AXE!
  166. 06[23:21] * LawrenceXavier stands there, with his axe out, feeling very foolish for having said that
  167. 01[23:22] <Botherer> Lawrence is standing out in the open, with his massive axe exposed for everyone to see. The latter statement would be quite awkward to read without any proper context.
  168. 01[23:23] <Botherer> "I'ma just tell ya now. If you see a burst of blue flame, run!"
  169. [23:24] <Lecia> "Towards it? Towards it."
  170. [23:24] <Michael> :I
  171. 06[23:24] * Lecia gets her scouter on. HUNTING! "So with no leads, I guess we'll just wander till we see it?"
  172. [23:25] <Michael> "orr...we could...set soem kind of bait?"
  173. 06[23:25] * Michael stronks invisible beard
  174. 06[23:26] * LawrenceXavier puts his finger on his nose, as to indicate NOT IT
  175. [23:26] <Lecia> Lecia notices, and puts her finger on her nose, then does the same for Rainy if she hasn't.
  176. 01[23:26] <Botherer> 1d20-1
  177. [23:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20-1: 0 [1d20=1]
  178. [23:27] <Rainy> Rainy giggles and tries to lick Lecia's finger, but she can't even lick her nose so it doesn't really work.
  179. 01[23:27] <Botherer> The guy just looks around shifty-eyed.
  180. [23:28] <LawrenceXavier> "That's a very good idea, Michael. And we all appreciate you for volunteering."
  181. [23:28] <Michael> "Hmm, if you guys can jump in quickly, I could be the bait"
  182. [23:28] <Michael> "...yes, I am"
  183. [23:29] <Lecia> "...why set up Michael as bait, though? I mean, why not charge it head on~"
  184. 01[23:29] <Botherer> 5"If Master is gonna be the bait, does that mean he is more tasty than he usually is when Malto licks him?"
  185. 01[23:29] <Botherer> Malto tests out this theory.
  186. [23:29] <LawrenceXavier> "Because we don't know where it is. And if he's distracted with a single target, we could just jump him."
  187. [23:30] <Michael> "Well if we find it, before, we can always do that Lecia"
  188. [23:31] <Lecia> "...hmm. I guess so, as long as you're alright with it, Michael. Though if we're seen too early, we can always just skip the bait and charge, like Michael said~"
  189. [23:33] <LawrenceXavier> "So, where were the attacks most commonly done? We could set up there."
  190. [23:33] <Michael> "Then we are in agreement. Hey mr" Michael says, turning to the villager "does he appear anywhere more often than others?"
  191. 06[23:33] * LawrenceXavier is a word ninja
  192. 01[23:34] <Botherer> "Jack. You can call me Jack! And come to think of it... Think he likes punching people 'round the fountain, weirdly enough..."
  193. [23:35] <Michael> "Jack...Jack? Are you the one that put the quest up?"
  194. [23:35] <Michael> (nopes)
  195. 01[23:35] <Botherer> "The Quest? Oh yeah, so the old bird put that up for you guys to find, did she?"
  196. [23:36] <Lecia> "...Yep~" Apparently, old bird means Swanna.
  197. [23:37] <Rainy> "I bet... You're the candle, jack!"
  198. 01[23:37] <Botherer> Hey! Hey, Rainy! Wanna spend a FATE point to make a formal declaration?
  199. [23:38] <Lecia> You can use mine! I got a spare one~
  200. 06[23:39] * LawrenceXavier looks paranoid at Rainy saying Candle....ya know...J
  201. [23:39] <Rainy> Okay!
  202. 01[23:40] <Botherer> FATE point accepted! "Oh, really? Heheh... What makes ya think that, little girl?" You can see the nervous tension on his face.
  203. 06[23:41] * Michael raises an eyebrow
  204. 06[23:42] * LawrenceXavier squints suspiciously at Jack
  205. [23:42] <Rainy> "Where were you last night on the night of the 43st?!"
  206. [23:43] <Lecia> Candle...jack...hey, wait. "...Isn't Candleja--nope not gonna say it. But it is kinda weird that you're Jack, and this is about a Candle..."
  207. 06[23:44] * LawrenceXavier thinks again, then switches Groizer out, and sends Acguy out instead.
  208. 06[23:44] * Lecia stares at the guy. If he's a Pokemon, she should get a reading from the scouter, right?
  209. [23:45] <LawrenceXavier> "How does this water/ground type make you feel?"
  210. 01[23:45] <Botherer> "The 43st? Well, I, err... Was... Y'know... At the bar... Havin' a round of whiskey with the shopkeeper, an'..."
  211. 01[23:46] <Botherer> Beads of swear drip down his face. But they aren't watery sweat. Perception!
  212. [23:46] <Michael> 1d20
  213. [23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  214. [23:46] <Rainy> "OBJECTION! There are only 42 days in the month! You're the real candle, aren't you!?"
  215. [23:46] <Rainy> 1d20+8
  216. [23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20+8: 15 [1d20=7]
  217. [23:46] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20
  218. [23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  219. [23:46] <LawrenceXavier> (HAH!)
  220. [23:46] <Michael> !
  221. [23:46] <Lecia> 1d20+2 MAYBE?
  222. [23:46] <Aori_Radidjiu> (I chortled)
  223. [23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, MAYBE?: 22 [1d20=20]
  224. [23:46] <Lecia> YES.
  225. 06[23:46] * LawrenceXavier has Acguy blow somebubbles in Jack's general direction
  226. 06[23:46] * Michael charges his arm with dark energy and tries to grab
  227. [23:46] <Michael> 1d20
  228. [23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  229. [23:47] <Lecia> The scouter should make it clear anyway, right? NOW SHE HAS THE SC--NOT SO FAST WHAT ARE YOU DOING
  230. [23:47] <Lecia> At least give the CANDLE a chance! :3c
  231. [23:47] <Michael> ((the hand of justice does not rest))
  232. [23:48] <Rainy> OUT GOES NINI
  233. [23:48] <Lecia> "A person that gets a reading on this scouter and sweats wax isn't a person at all! It's a candle!" Point, draw weapon from pointing arm, send out Granzon!
  234. 01[23:48] <Botherer> Oh yeah, that totally hits him!
  235. [23:48] <Rainy> If there's time for surpriserounding him, "NINI MAKE IT RAIN, HE'LL MELT!"
  236. [23:48] <Rainy> If not, Nini'll do that soon~
  237. [23:49] <Michael> (well im just trying to hold him, not actually attacking)
  238. [23:49] <Lecia> "And a candle that disguises himself as a human is likely the culprit! En garde!"
  239. [23:49] <Michael> "Not so fast, explain yourself)
  240. [23:49] <Michael> "*
  241. 01[23:50] <Botherer> Well, this grapple definitely has a firm grip on Jack.
  242. [23:50] <Lecia> If there's time for surprise rounds, Lecia simply prepares! She powers up, one of those nice orange power up effects from SWR indicating that she is! (Focus Energy, you see.)
  243. 01[23:51] <Botherer> You spin him round real quick and pin him from behind his arms.
  244. 01[23:51] <Botherer> "Owwowwwowwwowwwowwwstopthat!"
  245. [23:51] <Michael> "After you explain what's going on here"
  246. [23:52] <Michael> !
  247. [23:52] <Lecia> "...There's not much to explain! We already know who he is, and we've read about what he's done, right?"
  248. [23:52] <Michael> "Guys...so-something isn't right here"
  249. [23:52] <Lecia> "...It's more of a 'why', if anything!"
  250. 06[23:54] * LawrenceXavier looks Jack close in the eye, and gets his "good cop" on.
  251. [23:54] <Michael> "His skin...it's so hot. "
  252. [23:54] <Rainy> "Lawlaw's gonna bring the law!"
  253. 01[23:54] <Botherer> "Maaan, you guys are real downers, y'know that?" He sadfaces a bit as the rain starts pouring down.
  254. [23:54] <LawrenceXavier> "Be straight with us. Are you the Candledick? We've taken down some real nasties, and if you confess, we'll make sure you get a much more lenient punishment.
  255. [23:56] <Lecia> "...Um, guys? He sweat wax. He has a reading on my scouter, too!"
  256. [23:56] <Rainy> "And he thought there was a 43st day of the month and everybody knows candles don't have calendars so that's why he made that mistake!"
  257. [23:57] <Michael> "Well then, before we bring you to justice, tell me why"
  258. [23:57] <Michael> "Why would you do these things"
  259. [23:57] <Rainy> "He does it so he can collect everybody's digitals!"
  260. [23:58] <Aori_Radidjiu> (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE LAUGHING)
  261. [23:58] <Rainy> "Kind of like a diggymon trainer."
  262. [23:58] <Lecia> Lecia narrowly avoids cracking up in the name of justice!
  263. 01[23:58] <Botherer> "Y'know, I was hopin' I'd have a little more fun with you guys than this... Yeah, I'm the Candle Dick! And truth be told, it's just plain fun watching people curled up on the floor and hurting like that! Is that so bad? I mean, it's not like any of them are real, right? Just a bunch of memories, ain't that so?"
  264. 06[23:58] * Michael sighs
  265. 06[23:58] * Michael srs faces
  266. [23:58] <LawrenceXavier> "...In the real world, are youa human?"
  267. Session Time: Sat Jun 30 00:00:00 2012
  268. 01[00:00] <Botherer> "Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. If you want answers, though..." His skin begins to melt and deteriorate within Michael's hand as the rain falls down upon it.
  269. [00:00] <Michael> NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
  270. [00:00] <Michael> "Ninja!"
  271. 01[00:01] <Botherer> 1,8<At your command, Master.>
  272. [00:01] <Michael> "He's trying to get away"
  273. 06[00:01] * Michael slams the dark fist down into Jack
  274. [00:01] <Lecia> "...A lot of them are real, and even if they aren't, they definitely have feelings." Nod. Preparing for the Candle Dick!
  275. [00:01] <Michael> 3d10+61
  276. [00:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 3d10+61: 75 [3d10=8,3,3]
  277. [00:01] <LawrenceXavier> (And that was the end of the Candle Dick)
  278. [00:02] <Lecia> "And I'm not gonna let you step all over them!" FOCUSED ENERGY, MAN.
  279. 01[00:02] <Botherer> Michael, you strike Jack square in the back. Hell, you plow right through him with his waxy constituence. But, while that definitely looks like it would hurt, it.. Doesn't seem it did quite as much to Jack.
  280. 06[00:02] * LawrenceXavier shakes his head as he casually steps away from the Candle Dick, looking disappointed. "I was trying to make things easy for you."
  281. [00:03] <Rainy> "Lawlaw's the law~"
  282. 03[00:05] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (36) > Ninjamolga (High) > Granzon (5) > Groizer (4) > Candle Dick'
  283. [00:05] <Rainy> no
  284. [00:05] <Rainy> Nini has 40
  285. 03[00:06] * Retrieving #Dreamscape modes...
  286. [00:06] <Rainy> (She had 36 before evolving!)
  287. 03[00:06] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Lawrence > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (Fuck all high) > Ninjamolga (High) > Granzon (5) > Groizer (4) > Candle Dick'
  288. [00:06] <Rainy> <3
  289. [00:06] <Lecia> Also, Granzon Miracle Eye'd. Since he can.
  290. [00:06] <Lecia> SURPRISE ROUNDS!
  291. 01[00:06] <Botherer> Rainy, Lawrence! Surprise round actions?
  292. 01[00:07] <Botherer> "But it should be I who should be making things easier for you!"
  293. 06[00:08] * LawrenceXavier actually decided to go for the Bone Scimitar for this fight
  294. [00:08] <Lecia> "We don't need you to make things easier for us~!"
  295. 06[00:08] * LawrenceXavier swings to try and club the thing right upside the head, like a flapjack
  296. [00:08] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+1
  297. [00:08] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20+1: 6 [1d20=5]
  298. 01[00:08] <Botherer> That is a Nope.
  299. [00:08] <LawrenceXavier> (He's bound, though)
  300. [00:09] <LawrenceXavier> (And it's AC 4
  301. [00:09] <Rainy> 1d20 AC 5 water arms attack
  302. [00:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, AC 5 water arms attack: 9 [1d20=9]
  303. 01[00:09] <Botherer> ... Oh hell, it's Surprise Actions...
  304. [00:09] <LawrenceXavier> (Does it still miss even then? If so, I'musing my Lucky Piece)
  305. 01[00:09] <Botherer> Sort of...
  306. [00:09] <LawrenceXavier> (FLAT FOOTED!)
  307. 01[00:09] <Botherer> SWING FOR THE FENCES!
  308. [00:09] <Rainy> 1d12+6+20+8 At x3 effectiveness if the litwick's ghost/fire and this hits
  309. [00:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, At x3 effectiveness if the litwick's ghost/fire and this hits: 42 [1d12=8]
  310. [00:10] <LawrenceXavier> 3d8+10+19+5 Rock Damage
  311. [00:10] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, Rock Damage: 42 [3d8=1,5,2]
  312. [00:10] <Rainy> Because rain dance + SE
  313. 01[00:11] <Botherer> Lawrence cleaves right through jack, revealing more of his waxy innards. Thankfully it's just dripping hot wax inside... Err, that was inside. Nothing too special or anything to look at here!
  314. 01[00:12] <Botherer> And Rainy summons a painted Politoed that rushes the candle Dick. It splashes all over him, and he and his waxy constituence dribbles to the floor. "I see... So I need to make this a bit more challenging for you all..." He burbles out from beneath the mess.
  315. [00:12] <Michael> ...
  316. [00:12] <Rainy> "YOU'RE A NERD!" Rainy triumphantly declares.
  317. [00:12] <Lecia> "Give it your all~!" Lecia, always going for hard mode.
  318. 01[00:13] <Botherer> "Looks like it's time for the magic words." A pair of little stubs of arms burble up from the mess. "Jack is nimble, Jack strikes quick... Jack hopes you're all prepared to feel the wrath of the Candle Dick!"
  319. 06[00:13] * LawrenceXavier sighs. "Well, his pieces are still here. That means he isn't...well...dead. Ghosts tend to vanish when exorci-Oh."
  320. 01[00:13] <Botherer> He bursts into a mess of blue flames.
  321. 01[00:14] <Botherer> And this mess of blue flames releases a light. An all-consuming one at that. Because Botherer's bad at this whole "coming up with original ways to say the same thing over and over again" thing.
  322. 01[00:14] <Botherer> All you see is this bright blue mess.
  323. [00:14] <Michael> (lol)
  324. 01[00:14] <Botherer> As it fades away, you find yourself still in the town, but things are... Different.
  325. 01[00:15] <Botherer> Everything seems to have taken on a much darker tone than it has before, and an eerie black mist rolls beneath your feet.
  326. 06[00:15] * LawrenceXavier looks around, trying to stay on guard. But this is a bad sign....
  327. 01[00:15] <Botherer> It's still raining, thankfully...
  328. 06[00:15] * Michael narrows his eyes and slips into a battle stance
  329. [00:15] <Lecia> ...Eee. "Keep an eye out, Granzon!" It used Miracle Eye, so it should be good at that!
  330. 01[00:16] <Botherer> But between the four of you has emerged a sizable stone statuette of the man you knew as Jack, holding a small blue candle in his hand.
  331. 01[00:16] <Botherer> This candle burns brightly as it grows tremendously in size.
  332. [00:16] <Michael> !
  333. 01[00:17] <Botherer> You see four beams of pink light shoot down from the cloudy skies.
  334. 01[00:17] <Botherer> https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/18vdszfN-W0n9RKxocLI-g0PxKlf2_lu22LQNoT7XIv4/edit <<< Here is your map!
  335. 01[00:17] <Botherer> Reactionimages in 5...
  336. [00:18] <LawrenceXavier> PUCKMAN
  337. [00:18] <LawrenceXavier> "...Iknow this game..."
  338. 01[00:19] <Botherer> Special Effects
  339. [00:19] <Lecia> "Pac-Man, a ghost, those lights..."
  340. 06[00:19] * Michael is confus
  341. [00:20] <Michael> "Stay on guard ninja"
  342. 01[00:20] <Botherer> It's All In Good Fun - Any Death Savings Throws made are automatically considered to be passed. Not sure if this one's actually gonna be needed...
  343. 01[00:20] <Botherer> But it can't hurt to have it, right?
  344. [00:20] <Lecia> Failure is still a possibility, though! Don't let your guards down!
  345. [00:20] <Michael> indeed
  346. 01[00:20] <Botherer> It's Fucking PacMan - ... I hope you know how to play PacMan to know how this one works.
  347. [00:21] <LawrenceXavier> ....oh god
  348. [00:21] <LawrenceXavier> Don't tell me
  349. [00:21] <Michael> ok we have 4 chances to kill it
  350. [00:21] <Michael> and we better damn well use it
  351. [00:21] <LawrenceXavier> Can we make catch checks without a power pellet?
  352. 01[00:22] <Botherer> I'll be nice and tell you. You can still try and take swings at him and the other mooks even without the Power Pellets... But it's not gonna be nearly as effective. Speaking of which...
  353. [00:22] <LawrenceXavier> How long will they last?
  354. 01[00:22] <Botherer> Three rounds.
  355. [00:22] <Michael> >other mooks
  356. [00:23] <Michael> ohboyherewego.jpg
  357. 01[00:23] <Botherer> Ghosts Never Die - At the end of the third round after a Mook has been slain, it'll return in the middle of the playing field.
  358. [00:23] <Lecia> (TELL THAT TO ARAE)
  359. 01[00:24] <Botherer> For simplicity's sake, if you have a burst or Blast Move, just go vertically and horiziontally until you run out or hit a wall.
  360. 01[00:24] <Botherer> Aaanyways...
  361. 01[00:24] <Botherer> You guys can make Shift Actions if you want.
  362. [00:24] <Michael> (who's turn?)
  363. [00:24] <Lecia> (You're first~)
  364. 01[00:24] <Botherer> You guys, Trainers, can start shifting if you like.
  365. [00:24] <LawrenceXavier> Well I have 20 Dex
  366. 01[00:24] <Botherer> Your Trainer Actions were already used up.
  367. [00:24] <LawrenceXavier> Shifted
  368. [00:26] <Lecia> Can Sky bypass walls?
  369. 03[00:26] * Botherer changes topic to '[Rain 1/12] Michael > Lawrence > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (Fuck all high) > Ninjamolga (High) > Granzon (5) > Groizer (4) > Candle Dick | ??? [1/5]'
  370. 01[00:26] <Botherer> Sky cannot bypass walls this time. Sorry to say. Only Phasing.
  371. [00:26] <Lecia> That's OK, Granzon is fast anyway!
  372. 01[00:27] <Botherer> You may also begin Pokemon actions.
  373. [00:28] <Michael> (rawr nini)
  374. [00:28] <Rainy> affirmative
  375. [00:28] <LawrenceXavier> (Can ranged attacks hit?)
  376. 01[00:29] <WokkaWokkarer> Ranged Moves may indeed hit.
  377. 01[00:29] <WokkaWokkarer> Also, remember that you don't necessarily have to Shift then Attack. You can Attack, THEN shift.
  378. [00:29] <LawrenceXavier> (And can we do a move, THEN shift? Probably not)
  379. [00:29] <LawrenceXavier> (AH-HA!)
  380. [00:29] <Michael> (MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA)
  381. [00:29] <Rainy> Sorry, I'm a little confused
  382. [00:29] <Rainy> The block
  383. [00:29] <Rainy> Where dick is in
  384. 01[00:29] <WokkaWokkarer> That's a statue.
  385. [00:29] <Rainy> It's not like, walled off is it?
  386. 01[00:29] <WokkaWokkarer> Not right now it isn't.
  387. [00:30] <LawrenceXavier> I"m guessing a 3-meter burst wouldn't hit, then?
  388. 01[00:30] <WokkaWokkarer> Dick is totally attackable.
  389. [00:30] <Lecia> Oh, if that's the case
  390. [00:30] <Rainy> And the unmarked hexagons are power pellets?
  391. 01[00:30] <WokkaWokkarer> Those are indeed Power Pellets.
  392. [00:30] <Michael> yuup
  393. [00:30] <Rainy> Gotcha
  394. [00:30] <Lecia> "Granzon, give it your new and improved Psycho Cut, then follow me!"
  395. [00:30] <Rainy> "..HEY ROBOLESSY HOW MANY DRAGON RAGES CAN THESE STATUE GUY TAKE BEFORE HE BLOWS UP?"
  396. [00:30] <Lecia> 1d20 It's ranged, somehow!
  397. [00:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, It's ranged, somehow!: 10 [1d20=10]
  398. 01[00:31] <WokkaWokkarer> That's a hit!
  399. [00:31] <Michael> Ninja dashes southward, his body becoming a blur *double team*
  400. [00:31] <Rainy> AAAH STOP SKIPPING ME ;_;
  401. [00:32] <Michael> (hurr hurrr)
  402. [00:32] <LawrenceXavier> It's Acguy, not Groizer
  403. [00:32] <LawrenceXavier> And he has Speed 6
  404. 01[00:32] <WokkaWokkarer> [00:31:32] <LawrenceXavier> Would water pulse hit? <<< You can use a Jump to hit it. But it means you can't shift along the grid.
  405. 03[00:32] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Rain 1/12] Michael > Lawrence > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (Fuck all high) > Ninjamolga (High) > Acguy (6) Granzon (5) > Candle Dick | ??? [1/5]'
  406. [00:32] <Rainy> But for real
  407. [00:32] <LawrenceXavier> That's fine
  408. [00:33] <Rainy> HP plz Lecia
  409. [00:33] <Lecia> 3d8+10+5+20 PSYCHO CUTTER
  410. [00:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, PSYCHO CUTTER: 55 [3d8=8,8,4]
  411. [00:33] <LawrenceXavier> Acguy shows a surprising strength of leg,and uses his SPINNING POWER like a helicopter to spray water ALL OVER the candledick
  412. [00:33] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20
  413. [00:33] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  414. [00:33] <Lecia> It ignores dark immunity, since Miracle Eye!
  415. [00:33] <LawrenceXavier> Nice
  416. [00:34] <Lecia> Also, Lecia's scouter started being as broken as it should be. So it only gives percents!
  417. 01[00:34] <WokkaWokkarer> Acguy jumps up to the sky and spins round and round and round, loosing a torrent of water everywhere... Only gravity interfered. Poor Acguy.
  418. [00:34] <Lecia> "I'll be honest, I don't know! Hold on, people are all shooting at it, number won't stand still..."
  419. 06[00:34] * LawrenceXavier shouts over. "You'll get him next time!"
  420. [00:35] <Rainy> "Nini, go fwoooooosh!" The dragonair dashes over, swimming through the rain in the air as it tries to slam into the statue.
  421. [00:35] <Rainy> 1d20 waterfall
  422. [00:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, waterfall: 15 [1d20=15]
  423. 01[00:35] <WokkaWokkarer> Granzon conjures up a blade of energy which boomerangs forth at the dick. He cries out in a good deal of pain. 6,1<Maan, you guys aaare a much bigger pain than I had intended!>
  424. [00:36] <Rainy> 3d10+12+30 Rain for 1.5x
  425. 01[00:36] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<Looks like I'll just have to smash some stones! YOURS!>
  426. [00:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Rain for 1.5x: 59 [3d10=10,3,4]
  427. 01[00:37] <WokkaWokkarer> Nini spirals up the side of the statue and, drenched in the water, knocks the Candle Dick right off the top of it!
  428. [00:37] <Lecia> "OK, so after all that, it's 56%!"
  429. [00:38] <Michael> (wow)
  430. [00:38] <Lecia> "Knowing Pac-Man though, there's probably gonna be like 3 more ghosts! Or more!"
  431. [00:38] <Lecia> "Just a guess though!"
  432. [00:39] <LawrenceXavier> "...I sure hope not."
  433. 01[00:39] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<Fee, fie, foe, foogie! I'm gonna pick 'em like a boogie! And crush them between my fingers!>
  434. 01[00:39] <WokkaWokkarer> The deranged Litwick bears his two little stubs of arms.
  435. [00:39] <Lecia> "I HAVE NO STONES, WHAT NOW?"
  436. 01[00:39] <WokkaWokkarer> And drives each of them right into Nini and Michael.
  437. 01[00:40] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20 Mach Punch @ Nini;1d20 Mach Punch @ Michael
  438. [00:40] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Mach Punch @ Nini: 17 [1d20=17]; Mach Punch @ Michael: 12 [1d20=12]
  439. [00:40] <Rainy> 1d20 Aqua jet interrupt
  440. [00:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, Aqua jet interrupt: 12 [1d20=12]
  441. 01[00:41] <WokkaWokkarer> ROLLAT.
  442. [00:41] <Rainy> 1d12+6+30+7d6 WATER+RAIN ETC
  443. [00:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, WATER+RAIN ETC: 69 [1d12=5; 7d6=5,5,1,4,4,6,3]
  444. 01[00:41] <WokkaWokkarer> ... WAIT.
  445. [00:41] <Michael> (this is gonna hurt)
  446. [00:41] <Michael> (me)
  447. 01[00:41] <WokkaWokkarer> You can't Interrupt an Interrupt.
  448. [00:41] <Rainy> You can too
  449. [00:41] <Rainy> you can't interrupt an intercept
  450. [00:41] <Rainy> you have to be FASTER to interrupt an interrupt, though
  451. [00:41] <Rainy> and I'm pretty sure Nini's faster
  452. [00:42] <Rainy> I'll PM the lines to you
  453. [00:42] <Michael> can't interrupt an intercept, apparently
  454. [00:42] <Michael> interruptxinterrupt is fine
  455. [00:43] <Lecia> Hot Mach Punch on Aqua Jet action!
  456. [00:43] <Michael> get your tickets here
  457. 01[00:43] <WokkaWokkarer> Weeell...
  458. 01[00:44] <WokkaWokkarer> She totally does lance the Litwick in the face, but dripping aside that doesn't seem to stop his incoming pain train.
  459. [00:44] <Rainy> (This is at 1.5x effectiveness in rain by the way, of course)
  460. 01[00:44] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d12+6+12+4+4 You do not have Power Pellets. You are weak. Treat damage as if you were a step super effective to this.
  461. [00:44] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, You do not have Power Pellets. You are weak. Treat damage as if you were a step super effective to this.: 37 [1d12=11]
  462. 01[00:45] <WokkaWokkarer> Meaning you take 2x the damage you NORMALLY would.
  463. [00:45] <Michael> (>mfw im weak to this)
  464. [00:45] <Michael> (>mfw double weak now)
  465. 01[00:45] <WokkaWokkarer> How are your stones, Michael?
  466. [00:46] <Michael> in very bad condition
  467. [00:46] <Lecia> Kneel over in pain!
  468. 06[00:46] * Michael winces and falls to the floor
  469. 01[00:47] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<And you said I shouldn't take it easy on you!>
  470. [00:47] <Michael> (74 hp left)
  471. 01[00:47] <WokkaWokkarer> He floats away. Lawrence, Lecia, wall of Pokemon to the south!
  472. 01[00:47] <WokkaWokkarer> You see things emerging from the walls!
  473. [00:48] <LawrenceXavier> Oh shnap
  474. [00:48] <LawrenceXavier> ...mreep?
  475. [00:49] <LawrenceXavier> Like Mareep?
  476. 03[00:49] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Rain 2/12] Michael > Lawrence > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (Fuck all high) > Ninjamolga (High) > Charmander > Gastly > Shuppet Acguy (6) Granzon (5) > Mareep > Candle Dick | ??? [2/5]'
  477. 01[00:51] <WokkaWokkarer> Michael, your move!
  478. 06[00:51] * Michael dashes around the corner
  479. [00:51] <Michael> "You are gonna pay for that"
  480. [00:51] <Michael> 1d20 Salvation
  481. [00:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, Salvation: 19 [1d20=19]
  482. 01[00:52] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<Your discomfort is all that matters to me, and I enjoy it greatly.>
  483. 01[00:52] <WokkaWokkarer> Rooollat.
  484. [00:52] <Michael> 3d10+61
  485. [00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 3d10+61: 73 [3d10=7,1,4]
  486. [00:54] <Michael> ...(95)
  487. 01[00:54] <WokkaWokkarer> Michael's back sprouts little glowing angel wings as he drives his fist into it.
  488. 01[00:54] <WokkaWokkarer> He feels but a faint glimmer of its life energy drawn into his own body.
  489. 06[00:55] * Michael looks at it in confusion
  490. [00:55] <Michael> "Wh..what"
  491. 01[00:55] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<Surprised? You're playing my game, and when you play my game, you play by my rules!>
  492. 01[00:55] <WokkaWokkarer> Lawrence!
  493. [00:56] <LawrenceXavier> I don't like the look of this mareep
  494. [00:56] <LawrenceXavier> I"m going to move into the power pellet's spot
  495. [00:57] <LawrenceXavier> Can I bonemerang it from there?
  496. 01[00:57] <WokkaWokkarer> Do you have a line of sight to it from there?
  497. [00:57] <LawrenceXavier> ...guess not
  498. [00:57] <LawrenceXavier> Alright, I'll bone it first
  499. [00:57] <Michael> >_>
  500. [00:57] <LawrenceXavier> 2#1d20+3 Double-time!
  501. [00:57] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, Double-time!: 13 [1d20=10], 5 [1d20=2]
  502. [00:58] <LawrenceXavier> The first MUST hit. Does the second?
  503. 01[00:58] <WokkaWokkarer> Lawrence is confirmed for a furry as he drives his massive bone into its side. Twice. Roll for damage, and apologies for being weak and the terrible kind of person who'd succumb to making that kind of terrible joke.
  504. [00:59] <LawrenceXavier> 2#2d12+8+19+4 Ground damage
  505. [00:59] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, Ground damage: 39 [2d12=7,1], 47 [2d12=10,6]
  506. 01[01:00] <WokkaWokkarer> Hoold on. It's not two separate hits if they're both on the same target. The end result is a Damage Dice in the final roll for each one. ... Not that that matters, since as the bone goes flying through the first time, the thing poofs into smoke.
  507. 01[01:00] <WokkaWokkarer> All that's left of it are its eyes, which wander about confusedly.
  508. 06[01:00] * LawrenceXavier THEN goes to grab the pellet
  509. 01[01:01] <WokkaWokkarer> As Lawrence grabs the Pellet...
  510. 01[01:01] <WokkaWokkarer> You see the crackling of lightning.
  511. 01[01:01] <WokkaWokkarer> A bolt of energy falls down from the sky, and all Lawrence feels is OVERWHELMING MIGHT AND STRENGTH OVERFLOWING THROUGH HIS BODY.
  512. 01[01:02] <WokkaWokkarer> Lecia, your action!
  513. [01:02] <LawrenceXavier> "YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  514. 01[01:02] <WokkaWokkarer> And Rainy, prep yours!
  515. [01:02] <Lecia> Since I'm gonna take a year anyway!
  516. 01[01:03] <WokkaWokkarer> Sure, let's use that as the reason!
  517. [01:05] <Lecia> Do you have to end your move action on a Power Pellet to use it?
  518. 01[01:05] <WokkaWokkarer> No. Just pass through.
  519. 03[01:06] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Rain 2/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP1/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (Fuck all high) > Ninjamolga (High) > Charmander > Gastly > Shuppet Acguy (6) Granzon (5) > Mareep [Dead 1/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [2/5]'
  520. [01:07] <Lecia> THEN. "Gotta make it count..." She does NOT get in range of it! Might as well squeeze out those extra four spaces!
  521. [01:07] <Lecia> Sadly, she can't attack anything in the meanwhile. She does tend to her weapon, though! (Hone Claws!)
  522. [01:08] <LawrenceXavier> (Does the pellet help out pokemon?)
  523. 01[01:08] <WokkaWokkarer> Shing, shing! Lecia whets her blade on the ground and makes it sharp and cutty! Rainy, your action!
  524. 01[01:08] <WokkaWokkarer> And yes, any player-controlled unit may benefit from a Power Pellet.
  525. [01:08] <LawrenceXavier> YES!
  526. [01:08] <Lecia> Sharp, cutty, and more likely to connect~
  527. 01[01:08] <WokkaWokkarer> Just have to be the one to consume it.
  528. [01:09] <Rainy> YESSIR
  529. [01:09] <Rainy> I'm going to go cover for Granzon
  530. [01:09] <Rainy> So Charmander doesn't come fire all over him from behind
  531. [01:09] <Lecia> GRANZON CAN TAKE IT! But thanks anyway~
  532. 05[01:10] <Rainy> Rain Dance helps with that. But if you insist... Botherer, see where I'm moving Rainy?
  533. [01:10] <Rainy> 2m column with 8m range can hit Dick and Mareep, right?
  534. 01[01:10] <WokkaWokkarer> Mareep is already down.
  535. [01:11] <Rainy> oh, let's move that piece then
  536. 01[01:11] <WokkaWokkarer> And that's a solid object.
  537. [01:11] <Lecia> Mareep might be down, but it still exists, don't forget!
  538. [01:11] <Rainy> OKAY
  539. [01:11] <Rainy> I'll attack Dick
  540. [01:11] <Rainy> With water arms attack how thrilling
  541. [01:12] <Rainy> 1d20
  542. [01:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  543. [01:12] <Rainy> 1d12+6+20+8 @ 1.5x from Rain
  544. [01:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, @ 1.5x from Rain: 40 [1d12=6]
  545. 01[01:12] <WokkaWokkarer> Rainy lobs a glob of paint into the air, and a paint Altaria rises out from it.
  546. 01[01:12] <WokkaWokkarer> It soars over and divebombs the candle.
  547. 01[01:13] <WokkaWokkarer> The Candle Dick does not look pleased. Not in the slightest.
  548. 01[01:14] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<It seems you children are having quite a bit of fun, aren't you? Well, no matter... The game's just begun!>
  549. 01[01:14] <WokkaWokkarer> The Candle Dick floats away from Michael and towards the Gastly, and...
  550. 01[01:14] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20
  551. [01:14] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  552. 01[01:15] <WokkaWokkarer> A phantom hand bursts out from the ground beneath it.
  553. 01[01:15] <WokkaWokkarer> 2d10+8+12+4+4
  554. [01:15] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, 2d10+8+12+4+4: 44 [2d10=8,8]
  555. 01[01:15] <WokkaWokkarer> He smashes the Gastly to pieces, its sad and confus eyes wandering off and about.
  556. 01[01:16] <WokkaWokkarer> Nini, your Move!
  557. 01[01:16] <WokkaWokkarer> Aaand perception to Michael.
  558. [01:16] <Michael> 1d20
  559. [01:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  560. 03[01:16] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Rain 2/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP1/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (Fuck all high) > Ninjamolga (High) > Charmander > Gastly [D 1/3] > Shuppet > Acguy (6) Granzon (5) > Mareep [D 1/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [2/5]'
  561. [01:16] <Rainy> Move comprete
  562. 01[01:17] <WokkaWokkarer> Ninjamolga, you go!
  563. [01:17] <Michael> Ninja nods and it's clones shoot off in opposite directions
  564. [01:17] <Michael> collecting the pill..
  565. [01:17] <Michael> (does that take an action or can I still act?
  566. [01:18] <Rainy> you can still act, you just have to touch the pellet
  567. 01[01:18] <WokkaWokkarer> It's a Free Action to pick up the Pellet as you pass over it.
  568. [01:18] <LawrenceXavier> Oh, if we just have to pass through
  569. [01:18] <LawrenceXavier> Then I moved one extra spot
  570. 01[01:19] <WokkaWokkarer> The lightning drops down from the sky and crashes into the Emolga that ran through. Even his clones are buff!
  571. [01:19] <Michael> and attacking the shuppet
  572. [01:19] <Michael> 1d20 spark?
  573. [01:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, spark?: 13 [1d20=13]
  574. 01[01:19] <WokkaWokkarer> Rollat.
  575. [01:20] <Michael> 3d8+10+14
  576. [01:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 3d8+10+14: 37 [3d8=5,5,3]
  577. 01[01:20] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20 Shadow Sneak!
  578. [01:20] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Shadow Sneak!: 1 [1d20=1]
  579. 01[01:20] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Poor Shuppet.
  580. 01[01:20] <WokkaWokkarer> ( O ) _ ( O )
  581. 03[01:21] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Rain 2/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP1/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (Fuck all high) > Ninjamolga (High) > Charmander > Gastly [D 1/3] > Shuppet [D 1/3] > Acguy (6) Granzon (5) > Mareep [D 1/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [2/5]'
  582. 01[01:21] <WokkaWokkarer> Thaaat... Just leaves the Charmander to go.
  583. 01[01:21] <WokkaWokkarer> He waddles over to Granzon and gives it an innocent smile.
  584. 01[01:21] <WokkaWokkarer> Well, seemingly innocent, anyways.
  585. 01[01:22] <WokkaWokkarer> 1,14<Your attempts to win me over with endearment are pointless. It is futile to try.>
  586. 01[01:22] <WokkaWokkarer> Then the Charmander opens its mouth, aaand...
  587. 01[01:22] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20 Take just one guess.
  588. [01:22] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Take just one guess.: 6 [1d20=6]
  589. [01:23] <Lecia> There's so much things a Charmander can do with its mou--I'm not going to say anything anymore.
  590. [01:23] <Michael> ...
  591. 01[01:23] <WokkaWokkarer> Demonic spirits spill out of its mouth, which all start pounding on Granzon's hard shell before just crawling inside. Granzon itches about, visibly discomforted.
  592. 01[01:24] <WokkaWokkarer> 1,15<Armor penetrating apparatuses... It seems this creature is far more worthy than I had first believed it.>
  593. 01[01:24] <WokkaWokkarer> Ghost-Synced Dragon Rage! 40 Unreducable damage to Granzon!
  594. [01:24] <LawrenceXavier> (Clever girl)
  595. [01:24] <Rainy> NINI'S ROAR CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR
  596. [01:24] <LawrenceXavier> (This one might be worth trying to catch)
  597. [01:24] <Rainy> THOSE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND DRAGONAIRS MIGHT RECOGNIZE IT AS A LAMENT OF SOME DICKASS STEALING HER MOVE
  598. 01[01:25] <WokkaWokkarer> Well, Granzon and Acguy can go in the meantime.
  599. [01:25] <Lecia> Thankfully, Granzon invested in HP! It's not down for the count yet!
  600. [01:25] <LawrenceXavier> Acguy is going to move to thereabouts and WATER GUN WITH ZA POWAH
  601. 01[01:26] <WokkaWokkarer> Acguy waddles to the thing and then...Jumps up and down, pointing at it!
  602. [01:26] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20 Water Gun to the Dick!
  603. [01:26] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, Water Gun to the Dick!: 17 [1d20=17]
  604. 01[01:27] <WokkaWokkarer> Rrrrollat.
  605. [01:27] <LawrenceXavier> 1d12+6+14+3 1.5 times for rain, with POWER PELLETOOOOO
  606. [01:27] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1.5 times for rain, with POWER PELLETOOOOO: 29 [1d12=6]
  607. 06[01:28] * LawrenceXavier really wishes he didn't waste Water Pulse last turn, though
  608. 01[01:28] <WokkaWokkarer> Acguy really wishes he didn't, either... It just drip drip drips down the side of the Candle Dick, who, while bothered, still manages to keep a grin on his face.
  609. 01[01:30] <WokkaWokkarer> Granzon!
  610. [01:30] <LawrenceXavier> (Is that after 1.5,weakness, and Power Pellet? Dayum)
  611. [01:30] <Lecia> 18/58! "Granzon..." Is alright. Don't doubt the Granzon. "Get your revenge! Ghosts are weak to Dark, so chase it down~"
  612. [01:31] <Lecia> (Lawrence ate the Pellet. Squirtle does not get the boost!)
  613. [01:31] <Lecia> 1d20
  614. [01:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  615. 01[01:31] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Remember how that Charmander looked really adorable right before unleashing helldemons out of its mouth? Yeah, it's... Kind of the same way right now.
  616. 01[01:32] <WokkaWokkarer> It bares its fangs in a devilish smile, sprouting demonic black wings and the flames glowing in its eyes turning a foul black as it charges down the path!
  617. [01:32] <LawrenceXavier> (He said that the owner's pokemon also gets the pellet)
  618. 01[01:32] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20 Shadow Sneak (Pass, +2 to hit Lecia!)
  619. [01:32] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Shadow Sneak (Pass, +2 to hit Lecia!): 7 [1d20=7]
  620. 01[01:32] <WokkaWokkarer> I said if a Pokemon consumes it, it gets the effect.
  621. 01[01:32] <WokkaWokkarer> Whoever consumes it gets the effect.
  622. [01:32] <Lecia> Lecia has 2 evasion, too bad that won't help!
  623. 01[01:33] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d12+6+3+7 Deals 2x Effective Damage
  624. [01:33] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Deals 2x Effective Damage: 17 [1d12=1]
  625. 01[01:33] <WokkaWokkarer> ... If any at all.
  626. [01:33] <Lecia> That does a grand total of 4 on Granzon! And to Lecia, 2!
  627. 01[01:34] <WokkaWokkarer> After you see the hellbeast fly past, the wings retract into its body, and it has the most adorable smile you ever did see on a foul beast that tried to murder you.
  628. 01[01:34] <WokkaWokkarer> The Candle Dick spawns a hat.
  629. [01:34] <Michael> ...
  630. [01:34] <LawrenceXavier> Oh no...
  631. [01:34] <Lecia> 1d2+6+20 Meanwhile, it takes damage from her Rough Skin armor, and if it's 'super effective', you can add 5 to this!
  632. [01:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Meanwhile, it takes damage from her Rough Skin armor, and if it's 'super effective', you can add 5 to this!: 28 [1d2=2]
  633. [01:34] <LawrenceXavier> (You should catch the charmander!)
  634. [01:35] <Lecia> 1d12+6+20 NO LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN
  635. [01:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, NO LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN: 33 [1d12=7]
  636. 01[01:35] <WokkaWokkarer> Did Lecia just Bullet Punch it?
  637. 01[01:35] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Oh wait, Granzon.
  638. [01:35] <Lecia> No, Granzon just rolled 1d2 instead of rolling 1d12, this was quickly fixed!
  639. 01[01:35] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<I think it's about time I change the rules!>
  640. [01:36] <Lecia> 38 if it counts for Egocentric!
  641. [01:36] <Michael> (FFFFFF)
  642. [01:36] <Lecia> "Just gonna change the rules if you're losing, huh? That's alright! We'll pull through no matter what!"
  643. 01[01:36] <WokkaWokkarer> The thing pulls an evil spirit out of its hat. It crawls into the ground, and everywhere the arena round, you see fissures of blue light tearing into the ground.
  644. [01:36] <Lecia> *38 if it counts for Superior!
  645. 01[01:37] <WokkaWokkarer> Nope, it was Not Very Effective.
  646. 01[01:37] <WokkaWokkarer> Fire resists Steel, silly!
  647. 01[01:37] <WokkaWokkarer> Buuut anyways...
  648. [01:37] <Lecia> It was Pursuit, though.
  649. 01[01:37] <WokkaWokkarer> The fissures in the ground begin to seep out... Unusual creatures. One that you've never seen before. They crawl out, and some of them push the falling rain back into the sky!
  650. [01:38] <Michael> ...
  651. 01[01:38] <WokkaWokkarer> Others, however, see the prospect of tormenting the living to be a much more enjoyable task. You all have evil spirits doing stupid shit like tugging on your hair, yanking at your clothes, clinging onto your heels, and just generally being annoying!
  652. 01[01:39] <WokkaWokkarer> Weather Replaced to "Spirit Parade!"
  653. 01[01:39] <WokkaWokkarer> Movement Speeds reduced by 2!
  654. [01:39] <LawrenceXavier> (...awesome)
  655. 03[01:39] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP2/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (Fuck all high) > Ninjamolga (High) > Charmander > Gastly [D 2/3] > Shuppet [D 2/3] > Acguy (6) Granzon (5) > Mareep [D 2/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [3/5]'
  656. 01[01:39] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Oh right, I totally forgot about the Shuppet.
  657. 01[01:39] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Except it's dead.
  658. 01[01:39] <WokkaWokkarer> Nevermind.
  659. [01:39] <Michael> yes
  660. 01[01:39] <WokkaWokkarer> Michael!
  661. [01:39] <Michael> lul
  662. 03[01:40] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP2/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nini (20) > Ninjamolga (High) [PP 2/3] > Charmander > Gastly [D 2/3] > Shuppet [D 2/3] > Acguy (6) Granzon (5) > Mareep [D 2/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [3/5]'
  663. [01:41] <LawrenceXavier> Since our speeds are reduced, canI potentially take two move actions, so as not to waste my pellet?
  664. 06[01:41] * Michael staps back for a second, batting little creatures away and eats a brownie
  665. [01:41] <Michael> (my poor speed)
  666. 01[01:41] <WokkaWokkarer> (Hey, you've got a naturally high DEX. Only your Accuracy suffers, and that's just a little bit!)
  667. [01:41] <Michael> 3d12+40 hp restore
  668. [01:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, hp restore: 52 [3d12=10,1,1]
  669. [01:41] <Michael> (those 1s)
  670. [01:41] <LawrenceXavier> (So what's my movement right now, then?)
  671. 01[01:42] <WokkaWokkarer> 2 less than usual.
  672. 01[01:42] <WokkaWokkarer> So that'd be... 3 Overland.
  673. [01:42] <Lecia> (Those things are eating your Brownie while you try to eat it. SICK FREAKS.)
  674. [01:42] <LawrenceXavier> (Which means I won't be able to reach the Dick in time)
  675. 01[01:42] <WokkaWokkarer> It's totally a hassle to try and stop those little bastards from trying to eat your brownie.
  676. 06[01:42] * Michael glares at them with all the rage in his body
  677. 01[01:43] <WokkaWokkarer> Lawrence, you're up!
  678. 01[01:43] <WokkaWokkarer> Lecia, Rainy, plan your courses of action!
  679. [01:44] <Lecia> Only being able to move three squares is suffering! PLANNING!
  680. [01:45] <LawrenceXavier> Well if I can't take a double move....
  681. [01:45] <LawrenceXavier> Then I'll move and Swords Dance
  682. [01:45] <LawrenceXavier> Also, my bonus is rounded down for my Overland?
  683. 01[01:45] <WokkaWokkarer> Got it!
  684. 01[01:46] <WokkaWokkarer> Bonus?
  685. [01:46] <LawrenceXavier> Because I have +5 on Dex
  686. 01[01:46] <WokkaWokkarer> Your Overland is 5. You actually need a +6 modifier for 6 Over.
  687. 01[01:46] <WokkaWokkarer> So still 3.
  688. [01:46] <LawrenceXavier> Gotcha
  689. [01:46] <LawrenceXavier> :( Someone please get rid of this weather
  690. [01:46] <LawrenceXavier> My pellet will end up doing nothing
  691. [01:47] <LawrenceXavier> Or actually...
  692. [01:47] <LawrenceXavier> was that turn 1 or 2 for the pellet?
  693. [01:48] <Rainy> I can't really tell which ones are alive and which are still waiting to revive
  694. [01:48] <Lecia> "...Alright, new plan! Take a rest, Granzon!" She returns it, sending out TOP SPEED NIRVANA, master of speed! "Time to shine, Nirvana! Show em how FAST you are!"
  695. [01:49] <Lecia> Incidentally, she sends it out right on top of the power pellet. HERE WE GO!
  696. 01[01:50] <WokkaWokkarer> Nirvana pops out of the PokeBall, and first thing the little bugger does is nom right on the power pellet.
  697. [01:50] <Lecia> Nirvana's speed is a trail-blazing 20, by the way!
  698. 03[01:50] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP2/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nirvana + Nini (20) > Ninjamolga (High) [PP 2/3] > Charmander > Gastly [D 2/3] > Shuppet [D 2/3] > Acguy (6) > Mareep [D 2/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [3/5]'
  699. [01:51] <Rainy> Are ghosts affected by Spirit Parade?
  700. 01[01:51] <WokkaWokkarer> They are not.
  701. 01[01:51] <WokkaWokkarer> Lecia cannot see the Charmander being tormented by the ghosts. Nor is the Candle Dick, not that you can see him.
  702. 01[01:51] <WokkaWokkarer> Hell, the Charmander's playing patty cake with one of them!
  703. 01[01:53] <WokkaWokkarer> Rainy, your action?
  704. [01:53] <Lecia> That IS pretty cute, boy it is! Since she can barely move, dealing with the Charmander will be her task! Nirvana needs to just GET OUT OF DODGE.
  705. [01:53] <Rainy> I'm switching out Nini for Fifi!
  706. 01[01:54] <WokkaWokkarer> Speed on Fifi?
  707. 03[01:55] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP2/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nirvana (20) > Ninjamolga (High) [PP 2/3] > Charmander > Gastly [D 2/3] > Shuppet [D 2/3] > Acguy (6) > Fifi (4) > Mareep [D 2/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [3/5]'
  708. [01:56] <Rainy> 4? 4.
  709. 01[01:56] <WokkaWokkarer> Got it.
  710. 01[01:57] <WokkaWokkarer> The Candle Dick waltzes his way right up to Lawrence. 6,1<Oh, my... Don't we have ourselves a little special someone here with their fancy power surges!>
  711. 01[01:57] <WokkaWokkarer> This ghost obviously doesn't understand the rules to his own game.
  712. 01[01:57] <WokkaWokkarer> He reels his fist back, aaand...
  713. [01:57] <LawrenceXavier> "COME AT ME BRO"
  714. [01:57] <Michael> >_>
  715. 01[01:58] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20 A Flaming to the funhouse! Fire Punch!
  716. [01:58] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, A Flaming to the funhouse! Fire Punch!: 17 [1d20=17]
  717. 01[01:58] <WokkaWokkarer> 3d10+12+12+4+4 Lawrence, under the effect of the Power Pellet, takes half damage.
  718. [01:58] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Lawrence, under the effect of the Power Pellet, takes half damage.: 45 [3d10=2,6,5]
  719. 06[01:58] * LawrenceXavier is sure glad he's not in his Bug armor. And in POWER PELLETO mode
  720. 01[01:58] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Well, after the rest of the calculations anyways.
  721. 06[01:59] * LawrenceXavier takes 18 damage
  722. 01[01:59] <WokkaWokkarer> Nirvana!
  723. 06[02:00] * LawrenceXavier smirks and taps his fist onhis junk, which turns out to be covered a bit by a crackling electric forcefield. "Always be prepared."
  724. [02:01] <Lecia> "Nirvana...do what you do best! GO FAST! Agility!"
  725. 01[02:01] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<That... That isn't fair! That technology doesn't even exist in this timezone!> ;_;
  726. [02:02] <LawrenceXavier> "And punching people in the no-no's is?"
  727. [02:02] <Lecia> Incidentally, a 50% boost to speed brings it up to 30 and gives it one more Overland!
  728. 01[02:02] <WokkaWokkarer> Nirvana runs in place... Even with the Spirits trying to hold her down, they're... Not doing a very good job of it. The speed blows some of 'em away!
  729. [02:02] <LawrenceXavier> 90/108
  730. 01[02:02] <WokkaWokkarer> Doesn't stop the ones already on Nirvana's head from being butts in general and messing with 'er.
  731. 01[02:02] <WokkaWokkarer> Ninjamolga!
  732. 01[02:03] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<This is my domain! My rules! Cheating! CHEATING, you are!>
  733. [02:04] <Michael> ..can I thundershock dick?
  734. [02:04] <Lecia> "Now, head towards the candle and...that other box!" Sending Nirvana away~
  735. [02:04] <Lecia> Nirvana ignores walls as she goes! TOO FAST!
  736. 01[02:04] <WokkaWokkarer> Nirvana tries to run through the wall. First time she goofs and runs smack into it, though.
  737. 01[02:04] <WokkaWokkarer> Second time's when she rushes right through!
  738. [02:04] <Michael> ehh fack it,
  739. [02:05] <LawrenceXavier> "This is the Dream World! The man with the superior imagination makes the rules!"
  740. [02:05] <Michael> Ninjamolga and his clones dash around the maze, charging their attacks
  741. [02:05] <Michael> *charge*
  742. [02:05] <Lecia> "B-be a little more careful next time!"
  743. 01[02:05] <WokkaWokkarer> *Bzzzzzap!*
  744. 01[02:05] <WokkaWokkarer> Ready and loaded!
  745. 01[02:05] <WokkaWokkarer> Aaand that leaves Acguy, right?
  746. [02:06] <LawrenceXavier> I think so)
  747. 01[02:06] <WokkaWokkarer> Get on it, then!
  748. [02:06] <LawrenceXavier> He's going to move4
  749. [02:06] <LawrenceXavier> Can he jump again for a water pulse?
  750. [02:07] <LawrenceXavier> Or actually...
  751. [02:07] <LawrenceXavier> He came into melee with me
  752. [02:07] <LawrenceXavier> So he must be close-ish to the ground
  753. 01[02:07] <WokkaWokkarer> Yeah, he's at ground level.
  754. [02:07] <LawrenceXavier> So is he legal for Pulse?
  755. 01[02:08] <WokkaWokkarer> Said earlier Bursts and Columns are just "go vertical/horizontal til you hit a wall or fill your range"
  756. 01[02:08] <WokkaWokkarer> For the sake of simplicity.
  757. [02:08] <LawrenceXavier> Hmmmm
  758. [02:08] <LawrenceXavier> Well it's 3
  759. [02:08] <LawrenceXavier> So does it wrap around that one space to hit him?
  760. [02:09] <LawrenceXavier> Or just end?
  761. 01[02:09] <WokkaWokkarer> just end.
  762. [02:09] <LawrenceXavier> Bummer
  763. [02:09] <LawrenceXavier> Well there's nothing he can do except use Withdraw right now, then
  764. 01[02:10] <WokkaWokkarer> Got it!
  765. 01[02:10] <WokkaWokkarer> Candle Dick approaches Acguy, aaand...
  766. [02:10] <LawrenceXavier> ;_;
  767. [02:10] <LawrenceXavier> Now he gets in range ;_;
  768. 01[02:10] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20 <I do hope this hurts too much! I simply enjoy watching people suffer!>
  769. [02:10] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, <I do hope this hurts too much! I simply enjoy watching people suffer!>: 11 [1d20=11]
  770. 01[02:11] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Crap I forgot the text thingies!
  771. 01[02:11] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d12+6+12+4+4 Mach Punch! Through the shell! 2x damage!
  772. [02:11] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Mach Punch! Through the shell! 2x damage!: 30 [1d12=4]
  773. [02:11] <LawrenceXavier> (What?)
  774. 01[02:11] <WokkaWokkarer> Acguy isn't Powered Up.
  775. [02:12] <LawrenceXavier> I thought he was
  776. [02:12] <LawrenceXavier> Because I was
  777. 01[02:12] <WokkaWokkarer> No, Lawrence is!
  778. [02:12] <Lecia> We went over this!
  779. 01[02:12] <WokkaWokkarer> ^
  780. [02:12] <LawrenceXavier> FFFFF
  781. [02:12] <Lecia> You apply defense before x2, so don't feel too bad!
  782. [02:12] <LawrenceXavier> Thefirst time I asked, he said yes
  783. 01[02:12] <WokkaWokkarer> I said if he consumes it.
  784. [02:12] <LawrenceXavier> Anyway, he's still up, but super-barely
  785. 01[02:13] <WokkaWokkarer> Michael!
  786. [02:13] <Rainy> What about Fifi, jerk?
  787. 03[02:13] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade 2/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP3/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nirvana (30) > Ninjamolga (High) [PP 3/3] > Charmander > Gastly [D 3/3] > Shuppet [D 3/3] > Acguy (6) > Fifi (4) > Mareep [D 3/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [4/5]'
  788. 01[02:13] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Oh crap.
  789. [02:13] <Michael> :<
  790. 01[02:14] <WokkaWokkarer> My bad!
  791. [02:14] <Rainy> Converting to ghost
  792. 01[02:14] <WokkaWokkarer> Crafty!
  793. [02:14] <Rainy> done
  794. 01[02:14] <WokkaWokkarer> Okay, NOW Michael! And sorry Rainy! My bad!
  795. [02:15] <Rainy> (That's okay~)
  796. 06[02:15] * Michael begins his slow advance towards dick, striking his cestus together like knives
  797. [02:15] <Michael> *hone claws*
  798. 01[02:16] <WokkaWokkarer> Lawrence!
  799. 06[02:16] * LawrenceXavier isn't going to let the fading glow go to waste! He runs up and tries to smack the Dick again!
  800. [02:16] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20+1 Arms Attack
  801. [02:16] <LawrenceXavier> ....
  802. 01[02:16] <WokkaWokkarer> DRAMATIC PAUSE!
  803. [02:16] <LawrenceXavier> KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE WHY DON'T YOU
  804. [02:16] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, Arms Attack: 18 [1d20=17]
  805. 01[02:17] <WokkaWokkarer> Type?
  806. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> Rock
  807. 01[02:17] <WokkaWokkarer> Got it.
  808. [02:17] <Michael> solid
  809. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> Bingo
  810. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> The dick gets bones
  811. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> boned*
  812. [02:17] <LawrenceXavier> it only fits
  813. [02:17] <Lecia> Teehee~
  814. 01[02:17] <WokkaWokkarer> Time freezes for all but a moment as Lawrence lunges forth for the kill!
  815. [02:18] <LawrenceXavier> 3d8+10+28+7 (YAY SWORDS DANCE!
  816. [02:18] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, (YAY SWORDS DANCE!: 59 [3d8=4,5,5]
  817. [02:18] <LawrenceXavier> Can I Lucky Piece it if that doesn't kill him?
  818. 01[02:18] <WokkaWokkarer> You can see the wrath, or sadistic joy, or some other emotion in his eyes that's much more likely than the second option as he bears his massive club out in the open before jamming it right into the dick's mouth!
  819. 01[02:18] <WokkaWokkarer> Go for it!
  820. 01[02:18] <WokkaWokkarer> 'cause it won't.
  821. [02:18] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20
  822. [02:18] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  823. [02:18] <LawrenceXavier> An extra 11 base damage
  824. [02:19] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20 And the break check
  825. [02:19] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, And the break check: 6 [1d20=6]
  826. [02:19] <LawrenceXavier> Phew
  827. [02:19] <LawrenceXavier> So 70 total Rock-type damage
  828. 01[02:19] <WokkaWokkarer> You swing your massive bone down on him, aaand...
  829. [02:19] <LawrenceXavier> With the power pellet
  830. 01[02:19] <WokkaWokkarer> He tries to catch it in his little stubs of hands!
  831. 01[02:20] <WokkaWokkarer> It does nothing to stop him from getting clobbered, but you get the feeling that if he didn't, he would've been obliterated.
  832. 01[02:20] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<I've had quite enough of your debauchery! It's time we settle this now!>
  833. 06[02:21] * LawrenceXavier can see the damage, and grins. THen shouts. "SOMEONE GET OUT THE POKEBALLS!"
  834. 01[02:22] <WokkaWokkarer> You hear two feral roars... One that just sounds a HELL OF A LOT CLOSER to Michael and Lawrence than to anyone else!
  835. 01[02:22] <WokkaWokkarer> Rainy! Lecia!
  836. [02:22] <LawrenceXavier> "....damn"
  837. [02:22] <Michael> !
  838. 03[02:23] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade 2/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP3/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nirvana (30) > Ninjamolga (High) [PP 3/3] > Charmander > Gastly [D 3/3] > ??? x2 > Shuppet [D 3/3] > Acguy (6) > Fifi (4) > Mareep [D 3/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [4/5]'
  839. [02:23] <Lecia> It certainly won't be Lecia! All the way over here! "...Alright, Charmander. You managed to impress Granzon, so I'll give you a choice. You can stick around with me in a ball, or I'll beat you up and you can decide from there. Pick one~"
  840. 01[02:24] <WokkaWokkarer> The Charmander looks up at Lecia, holding an evil imp spirit between its stubs of arms, crossed over as if to hug it.
  841. 01[02:24] <WokkaWokkarer> You totally can't read its emotions, but it sure as hell looks cute as it does this!
  842. [02:26] <Rainy> It does. Please catch it~
  843. [02:26] <LawrenceXavier> All we'd need is a weirdo bulbasaur to round out our crazy gen 1 starter variants
  844. [02:27] <Lecia> Considering how it was acting before, 'who knows' indeed! "...Alright, if you break out of the ball I'm gonna throw at you, then I'll beat you up. Deal? Deal!" THROW!
  845. [02:27] <Michael> (fire whip bulba)
  846. [02:27] <LawrenceXavier> (One of us has that?)
  847. [02:27] <Lecia> 1d100 Let's roll base first, add modifiers later...
  848. [02:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, Let's roll base first, add modifiers later...: 45 [1d100=45]
  849. 01[02:27] <WokkaWokkarer> Little girls are pulling up GM guide and calculating.
  850. [02:28] <LawrenceXavier> Hah
  851. [02:28] <LawrenceXavier> It's a starter, so it probably has a lower-than-most rate
  852. [02:28] <Lecia> Should total out as 50!
  853. [02:28] <LawrenceXavier> HAHAHA
  854. [02:28] <Lecia> Here's hoping that the earlier PURSUIT weakened it enough!
  855. 01[02:28] <WokkaWokkarer> HOLD up a second.
  856. [02:28] <Lecia> SINCE IF IT BREAKS OUT, LECIA WON'T GO FOR IT AGAIN.
  857. 01[02:29] <WokkaWokkarer> You bop the Charmander on the head. It drops its imp on the floor and you see the ball wiggle... Wiggle... Wiggle...
  858. 01[02:29] <WokkaWokkarer> *DING*
  859. 01[02:30] <WokkaWokkarer> The ball has an icon on it that has, like, the Gen 1 Ghost you saw in the Silph Tower on it.
  860. 03[02:30] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade 2/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP3/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nirvana (30) > Ninjamolga (High) [PP 3/3] > Gastly [D 3/3] > ??? x2 > Shuppet [D 3/3] > Acguy (6) > Fifi (4) > Mareep [D 3/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [4/5]'
  861. 01[02:30] <WokkaWokkarer> Rainy!
  862. [02:30] <Rainy> Does anybody want game planned?
  863. [02:30] <LawrenceXavier> ?
  864. [02:30] <Michael> ?
  865. [02:31] <Lecia> "Alright, glad to have you with us~" No idea what the mark means, but hey! Maybe it's just a ghost indicator!
  866. [02:31] <Rainy> I can move you up to 8 meters
  867. [02:31] <Lecia> Lecia is a year away from action. It'd be cool!
  868. [02:31] <LawrenceXavier> Oh, I'm cool where I am. Lecia wouldbe a good choice, yeah
  869. [02:31] <Lecia> She gets the ball, then comes running! AS FAST AS SHE CAN. Which, is pretty slow.
  870. [02:31] <Rainy> Rainy shouts from afar, "HEY ROBOLESSY WANNA SEE SOMETHING COOL?" She then quickly draws up a portal and a counterpart gate opens near Lecia.
  871. [02:32] <Rainy> (Move another 8 spaces)
  872. [02:32] <Lecia> "S-stop tugging--Sure!" AND THEN PORTALS! "Oh, cool~" JUMPING IN!
  873. [02:32] <Lecia> And jumping out, much closer to that ??? thing than she really should be!
  874. [02:34] <Lecia> She seems somewhat dazed and confused. "That...was cool! I'll tell you about it later!"
  875. 01[02:35] <WokkaWokkarer> The Candle Dick's action is now! 6,1<It's just a matter of time... You all will be crumpled up on the ground just like your friend was but a moment ago!>
  876. 01[02:35] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20 He punches at Acguy again to get him out of the way!
  877. [02:36] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, He punches at Acguy again to get him out of the way!: 19 [1d20=19]
  878. 01[02:36] <WokkaWokkarer> Aaand that's gonna KO him.
  879. [02:36] <Michael> emolga block check 1d20
  880. [02:36] <Michael> 1d20
  881. [02:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  882. [02:36] <LawrenceXavier> "You asked for it, fu-Ninja?"
  883. [02:36] <Michael> (it's just a clone)
  884. 01[02:36] <WokkaWokkarer> Well, this is... Silly.
  885. 01[02:36] <WokkaWokkarer> He punches straight through the clone.
  886. 01[02:37] <WokkaWokkarer> And it *vwoops* away.
  887. [02:37] <Michael> vwoop
  888. 01[02:37] <WokkaWokkarer> Roll 1d6 Double Team Dispersal damage, Michael!
  889. [02:37] <Michael> 1d6
  890. [02:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
  891. 01[02:38] <WokkaWokkarer> before Lecia appears...
  892. 01[02:38] <WokkaWokkarer> A NOT-QUITE MASSIVE FUCKING SKELETON WORM OF SORTS!
  893. [02:38] <LawrenceXavier> FUCK YEAH
  894. 01[02:39] <WokkaWokkarer> You can see its innards, being held together just by a loose construct of vines.
  895. 01[02:40] <WokkaWokkarer> Decaying ones, at that.
  896. 03[02:40] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade 2/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP3/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nirvana (30) > Ninjamolga (High) [PP 3/3] > Gastly [D 3/3] > Snivy x2 > Shuppet [D 3/3] > Acguy (6) > Fifi (4) > Mareep [D 3/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [4/5]'
  897. [02:41] <Lecia> SUDDENLY, A HUGE SKELETON IN FRONT OF HER. AAAAA.
  898. 01[02:41] <WokkaWokkarer> ... I said not-quite massive.
  899. 01[02:41] <WokkaWokkarer> It's literally about at your kneecap in height at most.
  900. [02:41] <LawrenceXavier> .......
  901. [02:41] <Michael> HA
  902. [02:41] <LawrenceXavier> Zombie caterpie?
  903. 01[02:41] <WokkaWokkarer> See topic.
  904. 01[02:42] <WokkaWokkarer> it's a Snivy~
  905. [02:42] <LawrenceXavier> Oh
  906. [02:42] <LawrenceXavier> Snivy
  907. [02:42] <Lecia> Well it could just be NOT QUITE MASSIVE BUT STILL PRETTY BIG!
  908. [02:42] <LawrenceXavier> Even better!
  909. 01[02:42] <WokkaWokkarer> Nirvana!
  910. [02:43] <Lecia> It's still kinda scary, but maybe after her little episode, she freaked out. "N-Nirvana, t-take out that thing! Iron Head it at top speed!"
  911. [02:43] <Lecia> 1d20 SPEED!
  912. [02:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, SPEED!: 17 [1d20=17]
  913. [02:43] <LawrenceXavier> (That's pretty fast!)
  914. 01[02:44] <WokkaWokkarer> Thaaat IS fast!
  915. [02:44] <Lecia> FLINCH!
  916. [02:45] <Lecia> 2d6+3d10+12+2+10 AND DAMAGE, powered by a pellet!
  917. [02:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, AND DAMAGE, powered by a pellet!: 43 [2d6=5,4; 3d10=4,4,2]
  918. 01[02:46] <WokkaWokkarer> Remember how I said those innards were all loosely tethered up by a bunch of vines? Well, they, uhhh...
  919. 01[02:46] <WokkaWokkarer> Kinda crumpled to the ground and just that one Snivy's eyes were left floating around afterwards.
  920. 01[02:48] <WokkaWokkarer> Nirvana's headmaw dangling over the side obligatory swallows them all in a gulp, flash freezing a moment before doing so.
  921. 01[02:48] <WokkaWokkarer> The eyes only watch in horror and you can see the tears as they scurry off.
  922. 01[02:49] <WokkaWokkarer> Ninjamolga!
  923. [02:49] <Lecia> Oops! "Good job, Nirvana~"
  924. 06[02:49] * LawrenceXavier couldn't see if from there, but would totally comment onit if he could
  925. [02:51] <Michael> Ninja and clone continue to blaze about
  926. [02:51] <Michael> he attacks the new arrival!
  927. [02:51] <Michael> 1d20 quick
  928. [02:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, quick: 10 [1d20=10]
  929. [02:52] <Michael> 1d12+17
  930. [02:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d12+17: 27 [1d12=10]
  931. 01[02:52] <WokkaWokkarer> That'll strike its mark!
  932. [02:52] <Michael> snivvy
  933. [02:52] <Michael> pellet POWAAA
  934. 01[02:53] <WokkaWokkarer> Ninjamolga rips out a small katana and runs through the Snivy, taking but a single clean slice through. Its body falls to pieces, and the eyes scamper off.
  935. [02:54] <Aori_Radidjiu> (w-what)
  936. 01[02:54] <WokkaWokkarer> 1,8<I hope that there will come a day when there are none who are superior to the might of this blade. Today is not that day, but perhaps with this victory that day draws nearer.>
  937. 01[02:54] <WokkaWokkarer> ( It's PacMan, Aori. )
  938. 01[02:54] <WokkaWokkarer> ( ... Sorta. )
  939. 03[02:54] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade 2/12] Michael > Lawrence [PP3/3] > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nirvana (30) > Ninjamolga (High) [PP 3/3] > Gastly [D 3/3] > Snivy x2 [D1/3] > Shuppet [D 3/3] > Acguy (6) > Fifi (4) > Mareep [D 3/3] > Candle Dick | ??? [4/5]'
  940. [02:55] <Aori_Radidjiu> (No, just the way that Ninjamolga dismantled the poor Snivy. I'm already over that it's pacman)
  941. 01[02:55] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Waaait a second.
  942. 06[02:55] * WokkaWokkarer derps it HARD.
  943. 01[02:56] <WokkaWokkarer> That was totally a Normal type move, wasn't it?
  944. [02:56] <Michael> :I
  945. [02:56] <Michael> DID I SAY QUICK I TOTALLY MENT PURSUIT
  946. [02:56] <Rainy> hurrrrr deeee durrrrrrrr
  947. [02:56] <LawrenceXavier> BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU USE QUICK ATTACK IF IT'S ALREADY YOUR TURN ANYWAY?!
  948. [02:56] <Michael> which has the same dice
  949. [02:56] <Aori_Radidjiu> (^)
  950. 01[02:57] <WokkaWokkarer> Nope. The eyes totally came back with a bottle of glue.
  951. 01[02:57] <WokkaWokkarer> And glued itself back together.
  952. [02:57] <Michael> :I
  953. [02:57] <Michael> very well
  954. 01[02:57] <WokkaWokkarer> Acguy!
  955. 01[02:58] <WokkaWokkarer> While Acguy's action comes up... The Snivy takes the glue bottle and throws it at the Ninjamolga's head.
  956. 01[02:58] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20 Counts as Tackle
  957. [02:58] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Counts as Tackle: 9 [1d20=9]
  958. 01[02:58] <WokkaWokkarer> 2d8+6+13
  959. [02:58] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, 2d8+6+13: 25 [2d8=4,2]
  960. [02:58] <LawrenceXavier> (I would've called it Quick Attack to spite him :P)
  961. [02:59] <Michael> *poof*
  962. [02:59] <Michael> 1d6
  963. [02:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  964. [02:59] <Aori_Radidjiu> (^)
  965. [02:59] <LawrenceXavier> OH
  966. [02:59] <LawrenceXavier> BY THE WAY
  967. [02:59] <LawrenceXavier> When the Litwick punched Acguy?
  968. 01[02:59] <WokkaWokkarer> Sticky?
  969. [02:59] <LawrenceXavier> Litwick's Speed became -1
  970. [02:59] <LawrenceXavier> Yeah
  971. [03:00] <LawrenceXavier> -1 Stage,rather
  972. [03:00] <LawrenceXavier> Anyway, he's going to water gun again
  973. [03:00] <LawrenceXavier> 1d20
  974. [03:00] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  975. [03:00] <LawrenceXavier> With his CS down, that should do it
  976. 01[03:00] <WokkaWokkarer> Roooll it.
  977. [03:01] <LawrenceXavier> 1d12+6+14+3
  978. [03:01] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d12+6+14+3: 32 [1d12=9]
  979. [03:01] <LawrenceXavier> (Would that KO it?)
  980. 01[03:01] <WokkaWokkarer> Thaaat... Almost does it!
  981. [03:01] <LawrenceXavier> Good
  982. [03:01] <LawrenceXavier> Orwait
  983. 01[03:01] <WokkaWokkarer> Seriously, if it wasn't before, the thing just really looks like it's about to fall over now.
  984. [03:01] <LawrenceXavier> ...can I change it to Pulse?
  985. [03:02] <LawrenceXavier> Or isitalready at 1?
  986. [03:02] <LawrenceXavier> is it already*
  987. 01[03:02] <WokkaWokkarer> Nope.
  988. 01[03:02] <WokkaWokkarer> Next in line-up is...
  989. 01[03:02] <WokkaWokkarer> Fifi!
  990. [03:02] <Rainy> power pellet acquired
  991. [03:02] <Rainy> nasty plot
  992. [03:03] <LawrenceXavier> Ouch
  993. [03:03] <LawrenceXavier> That's gonna be nasty
  994. [03:03] <Rainy> 30 special attack sup
  995. 01[03:03] <WokkaWokkarer> Oooh boy. That's totally gonna hurt later!
  996. [03:03] <Rainy> If this thing is grass/ghost
  997. 01[03:03] <WokkaWokkarer> Candle Dick's (probably) last action is...
  998. [03:03] <Rainy> My signal beam would have 8x effectiveness
  999. [03:03] <LawrenceXavier> ....ouch
  1000. [03:04] <LawrenceXavier> Well
  1001. [03:04] <LawrenceXavier> It's more that it's not halved
  1002. 01[03:04] <WokkaWokkarer> He hops over Acguy with his sky powers, and wriggles his way over to Nirvana...
  1003. 01[03:05] <WokkaWokkarer> Aaaand launches a spectral hand right over her head! 6,1<I hope you enjoy, darling!>
  1004. 01[03:05] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d20 Mach Punch @ Lecia!
  1005. [03:05] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Mach Punch @ Lecia!: 17 [1d20=17]
  1006. 01[03:05] <WokkaWokkarer> 1d12+6+12+4+4 Yes I realize he's not at Melee Range.
  1007. [03:05] <DiceMaid-9001> WokkaWokkarer, Yes I realize he's not at Melee Range.: 35 [1d12=9]
  1008. 01[03:06] <WokkaWokkarer> (2x Effective after typing and defenses)
  1009. [03:07] <LawrenceXavier> (He punched Lecia out of IRC!)
  1010. 01[03:08] <WokkaWokkarer> If Lecia doesn't have some crafty response to this, Michael's action!
  1011. 06[03:08] * LawrenceXavier calls over to Michael while this is going on. "Don't let him get off easy! We gotta try to catch this one! And don't forget that mask I made you!"
  1012. 06[03:09] * Michael srsfaces Lawrence
  1013. 01[03:09] <WokkaWokkarer> And the statue glows a dim light. You can see the little ghosites you had slain previously's eyes twinkle as their bodies return.
  1014. [03:09] <Michael> "ur kidding me"
  1015. [03:09] <Lecia> "Come at me!" Lecia braces herself...for something that shouldn't hit too hard! After the -16 from DEF, that leaves only 19! ...To get multiplied by 4, to 76. Maybe she'll give Rough Skin damage, maybe she won't! Whatever~
  1016. [03:09] <Michael> *sigh*
  1017. 03[03:09] * WokkaWokkarer changes topic to '[Spirit Parade 3/12] Michael > Lawrence > Lecia > Rainy > Candle Dick | Nirvana (30) > Ninjamolga (High) > Gastly > Snivy x2 [D 2/3] > Shuppet > Acguy (6) > Fifi (4) > Mareep > Candle Dick | ??? [5/5]'
  1018. [03:09] <LawrenceXavier> (Ouch)
  1019. [03:10] <LawrenceXavier> "Don't worry about them! The candle's the only one that matters!"
  1020. 01[03:10] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Oh man, that toally is a thing, isn't it!
  1021. [03:10] <Michael> lol if she killed it
  1022. [03:10] <LawrenceXavier> (Please don't ;_;)
  1023. 01[03:10] <WokkaWokkarer> As the hand retracts, he totally shakes his hand in pain!
  1024. [03:10] <LawrenceXavier> (...although it would be poetic)
  1025. 01[03:11] <WokkaWokkarer> And sucks on it like a little kid. 6,1<Jagged armor? That's simply uncouth!>
  1026. [03:11] <LawrenceXavier> "SO ARE CROTCH PUNCHES!"
  1027. [03:11] <Lecia> She takes that punch pretty well, all things considered! But there's a smirk as it's retracted, painfully. "Maybe you should think twice before punching people, it might come back to bite you~"
  1028. [03:11] <Michael> "..only for you Lawrence"
  1029. [03:12] <Lecia> "Anyway, if you want to catch it, the time is now! It's less than 1%!"
  1030. [03:12] <Michael> delay my turn till after Lawrence?
  1031. [03:12] <LawrenceXavier> "A criminal has to work off his crimes. I figure working for us to help fix things would be a suitable path to redemption, don't you think?"
  1032. [03:12] <Michael> is that I thing?
  1033. [03:12] <Michael> a*
  1034. [03:12] <LawrenceXavier> Yeah
  1035. 01[03:12] <WokkaWokkarer> Delaying is totally a thing.
  1036. [03:12] <LawrenceXavier> You can delay
  1037. [03:12] <LawrenceXavier> I do it in Charmgame sometimes
  1038. 01[03:12] <WokkaWokkarer> Holding actions is totally fair play.
  1039. [03:12] <LawrenceXavier> Anyway
  1040. [03:13] <LawrenceXavier> 1d100
  1041. [03:13] <DiceMaid-9001> LawrenceXavier, 1d100: 100 [1d100=100]
  1042. 01[03:13] <WokkaWokkarer> . . .
  1043. [03:13] <LawrenceXavier> (....)
  1044. [03:13] <LawrenceXavier> (Ya know)
  1045. [03:13] <LawrenceXavier> (I almost want to BS that asbeing a 0)
  1046. [03:13] <LawrenceXavier> (....can I add 1d20 to it to push it around the counter to 19?)
  1047. [03:14] <LawrenceXavier> (because holy shit, a 100)
  1048. 01[03:14] <WokkaWokkarer> I don't think it works that way.
  1049. [03:14] <LawrenceXavier> :(
  1050. 01[03:14] <WokkaWokkarer> Lawrence attempts to throw the PokeBall.
  1051. [03:14] <Rainy> 1,1BUT HE TRIPS AND FALLS ON HIS FACE
  1052. 01[03:15] <WokkaWokkarer> However, he feels the surge of power from before fade away. ... And then some.
  1053. 01[03:15] <WokkaWokkarer> He makes the most dismal throwing attempt ever, as the PokeBall lands mere inches from his feet.
  1054. [03:15] <Rainy> !dm9001 fumble
  1055. [03:15] <DiceMaid-9001> 13. With a flurry of precision strikes, you somehow give yourself a flawless sex change operation.
  1056. 06[03:15] * LawrenceXavier shoots his eyes open wide at feeling that familiar surge, and curls up, almost in pain,before it fades
  1057. [03:15] <Rainy> You heard it here first, Lawrence. There you go.
  1058. [03:15] <Aori_Radidjiu> (Awww, I liked the crab better)
  1059. 01[03:15] <WokkaWokkarer> A little ghost girl with freaky rainbow colored eyes walks up to Lawrence and tosses the ball back up to him, and it bounces off his head. "Sorry, mister!"
  1060. [03:16] <Lecia> She tries! She really does!
  1061. [03:16] <LawrenceXavier> "...eh...?" holds his hands open as it bounces off, tocatch it again
  1062. [03:17] <LawrenceXavier> (Pretend I didn't write that purpletext before)
  1063. [03:17] <LawrenceXavier> (It wasn't what I thought)
  1064. [03:18] <Lecia> "...So you'll let me throw it? OK~" She throws the ball at Candle Dick!
  1065. [03:18] <Lecia> 1d100+5 BUT DOES IT WORK?
  1066. [03:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, BUT DOES IT WORK?: 70 [1d100=65]
  1067. [03:19] <Rainy> PROBABLY NOT ;_;
  1068. 01[03:19] <WokkaWokkarer> Blame the ass base Capture Rate on this thing!
  1069. [03:19] <Lecia> She got one, so it's only fair that the next doesn't work!
  1070. 01[03:20] <WokkaWokkarer> This time you bop the Litwick square in the face with the PokeBall, a feat that Lawrence was incapable of doing...
  1071. 01[03:20] <WokkaWokkarer> Aaand he gets sucked into the ball, which bursts outwards with fiery fists!
  1072. 01[03:20] <WokkaWokkarer> One shake... Two shake...
  1073. 01[03:20] <WokkaWokkarer> Three shake...
  1074. 01[03:20] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Three and a half shake...
  1075. [03:21] <Michael> down+A
  1076. 01[03:21] <WokkaWokkarer> *Pop* The Candle Dick pops out.
  1077. 01[03:21] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<I'm terribly sorry, dear... But the only balls I enjoy are the ones I crush with my fists!>
  1078. [03:21] <Rainy> 1d100+5 "Hey do you think you can stay by my bed so that it's not dark when I'm sleeping because you know when it's dark I can't see and I'm not really that afraid of the dark but you can't see things in the dark so I might trip when I try to go get a drink you know so I'd really appreciate it if you helped me out!"
  1079. [03:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, "Hey do you think you can stay by my bed so that it's not dark when I'm sleeping because you know when it's dark I can't see and I'm not really that afraid of the dark but you can't see things in the dark so I might trip when I try to go get a drink you know so I'd really appreciate it if you helped me out!": 77 [1d100=72]
  1080. [03:21] <Rainy> Baww~
  1081. [03:22] <Lecia> The ball being her own, of course. She draws a curious eye at the ghost, but decides to focus on the task at hand! Shake...shake...shake...NO NOT THE THREE AND A HALF SHAKE THAT ALWAYS MEANS IT FAILS. RATS. "You won't escape justice~ Rainy!" NO, NOT RAINY. BAD RAINY. :(
  1082. 01[03:22] <WokkaWokkarer> A similar occurence repeats itself with Rainy's PokeBall.
  1083. [03:23] <Lecia> "...Michael!"
  1084. [03:23] <Michael> *sigh*
  1085. 06[03:23] * LawrenceXavier watches the ball miss his hands, and roll over to Michael
  1086. 06[03:23] * Michael kicks up the ball and knees it over to candlej-dick
  1087. [03:24] <Michael> 1d100 is it?
  1088. [03:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, is it?: 42 [1d100=42]
  1089. [03:24] <Lecia> +5, so 47!
  1090. 06[03:24] * LawrenceXavier points to his face, while looking at Michael
  1091. [03:24] <LawrenceXavier> "It's lucky."
  1092. [03:24] <Rainy> >capture rate is 45, result 47 ;_;
  1093. 06[03:24] * Michael doesn't know what the fuck that means
  1094. [03:24] <Rainy> oh wait no, maybe not!
  1095. [03:24] <Michael> OH
  1096. [03:24] <Michael> lucky
  1097. [03:24] <Michael> mask
  1098. [03:25] <Michael> 1d20 luckymask?
  1099. [03:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, luckymask?: 12 [1d20=12]
  1100. 01[03:25] <WokkaWokkarer> Michael kicks the ball into the--Don't worry 'bout that.
  1101. [03:25] <Michael> oh
  1102. [03:25] <LawrenceXavier> Oh?
  1103. [03:25] <Michael> kk
  1104. 01[03:25] <WokkaWokkarer> the ball into the Candle Dick's face.
  1105. 06[03:25] * LawrenceXavier wanted to make it all dramatic
  1106. 01[03:26] <WokkaWokkarer> The ball wedges itself into the dick's face, spinning around and spraying wax all over the place.
  1107. 01[03:26] <WokkaWokkarer> ... Aaactually...
  1108. 01[03:26] <WokkaWokkarer> Strike that.
  1109. [03:27] <Michael> <_>
  1110. 01[03:27] <WokkaWokkarer> It flies right below the belt. And you see its eyes go wide as it falls over and is taken hostage by the PokeBall.
  1111. [03:27] <Michael> ha
  1112. [03:27] <LawrenceXavier> "Justice"
  1113. [03:27] <Lecia> "Nice throw~"
  1114. [03:28] <Lecia> "Maybe the candle knows what it feels like, now~!"
  1115. 01[03:28] <WokkaWokkarer> The little impish spirits all run away, seemingly taking the backdrop with them.
  1116. 06[03:28] * Michael strolls over and picks up the ball
  1117. [03:28] <Michael> :I
  1118. [03:28] <LawrenceXavier> ...AND THAT'S HOW WUSHU WAS CREATED
  1119. 01[03:28] <WokkaWokkarer> You all find yourselves back in the part of town you had been in before the Candle Dick had warped you off to who knows where.
  1120. 06[03:29] * Michael hands the ball to Lawrence "I believe this is yours"
  1121. [03:29] <Lecia> "...Whew. Good job, everyone~"
  1122. [03:29] <LawrenceXavier> "Good one, though. And now that he's bound to the b-" Looks surprised.
  1123. [03:29] <LawrenceXavier> "You got the ball in the...well, sweet spot. By all rights, he's yours if you want him."
  1124. [03:29] <Rainy> "Oooooh! That's really nice of you! I bet Michael got an A in sharing at school."
  1125. 06[03:30] * Michael groans
  1126. [03:31] <Lecia> Lecia watches the SHARING with happiness! And since they ended up seperated, Lecia decides to place Rainy where she belongs. That being on her head. WEARING LITTLE GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE HATS!
  1127. [03:32] <Rainy> Rainy squeals with excitement as she returns to her throne/giant robot/Lecia/older sister figure. She pouts, "Aww... Did the cute Reeree sheep disappear...?"
  1128. 01[03:33] <WokkaWokkarer> I was actually just about to get at that.
  1129. [03:33] <Lecia> "...I think they ran away...at least I got one to stay, but..." Hmmmm.
  1130. 01[03:33] <WokkaWokkarer> The Mareep, the Gastly, the Shuppet, and the two Snivy are both looking around confused. Highly confused.
  1131. [03:34] <Lecia> "...oh, no wait, there they are~"
  1132. [03:34] <LawrenceXavier> "Hmmm....so they were real pokemon, after all."
  1133. [03:34] <Lecia> "Why would they not be? Every Pokemon is just as real, here!"
  1134. 06[03:35] * Michael looks at the ball
  1135. [03:35] <Michael> :I
  1136. [03:35] <Rainy> "Lessy, Lessy! I wanna cuddle the Reeree!"
  1137. [03:35] <Rainy> She tries to steer OMECHA LAINY towards the cute electrosheep.
  1138. [03:36] <LawrenceXavier> "...you don't like him much,do you? I'd certainly understand. He was using his fists for injustice"
  1139. 01[03:36] <WokkaWokkarer> The Mareep is kinda just floating in the middle of the air.
  1140. [03:36] <Lecia> Lecia goes forth~!
  1141. [03:36] <Rainy> Rainy will try to scoop it up and snuggle it against her and Lessy.
  1142. [03:36] <LawrenceXavier> "...in fact, send him back out real quick. We'll lay down the ground rules right here and now."
  1143. 01[03:37] <WokkaWokkarer> Rainy goes to hug the Marrep... And hugs right through the thing.
  1144. 01[03:37] <WokkaWokkarer> It's like a floating ball of nothing, as if it were just a floating cloud with a shiny tail.
  1145. 06[03:37] * Michael presses DA BUTTON to release candlej-dick
  1146. 06[03:37] * LawrenceXavier glances over to the others, and wonders...actual ghosts?
  1147. [03:37] <Rainy> "Mimi, Mimi!"
  1148. 06[03:38] * LawrenceXavier hears the ball open,though,and glares right down at the punch-happy Litwick. "Well then. You sure gave us some trouble, little fella."
  1149. [03:38] <Rainy> "Can your puppy use that detective move so that I can touch Reeree the fluffyghost?"
  1150. [03:39] <Michael> "And that is the end of it"
  1151. 01[03:39] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<If you opt not to set me free, I promise you there'll be a great deal more where that came from!>
  1152. [03:39] <Rainy> "Miiiimiiiii!" Rainy tries to catch Michael's attention to get him to have Malto use odor sleuth on the Mareep!
  1153. 06[03:39] * Michael twitches
  1154. 06[03:40] * Michael grabs the candle
  1155. 06[03:40] * Michael pulls him up to eye level
  1156. [03:40] <Michael> "Try it"
  1157. 06[03:41] * Michael is too FOCUS to notice Rainy
  1158. 01[03:41] <WokkaWokkarer> 5"Malto sees the cotton candy Pokemon!" (Malto wonders if it is edible~) He says as he licks his lips at the Cottonee.
  1159. 01[03:41] <WokkaWokkarer> ... HOW DID I EVEN DO THAT?!?
  1160. 01[03:41] <WokkaWokkarer> The MAREEP.
  1161. [03:41] <Rainy> ;_;
  1162. [03:41] <Michael> ...wat
  1163. [03:41] <Rainy> (I would so take a cottonee holy shit~)
  1164. [03:41] <Michael> ( you can talk to malto though Rainy, he's a nice dog)
  1165. [03:42] <Michael> (doggy doggy dog)
  1166. 01[03:42] <WokkaWokkarer> 6,1<With pleasure!>
  1167. 01[03:42] <WokkaWokkarer> Aaaand...
  1168. [03:42] <Rainy> "Malto! Pupup! Can you do that sniffy detective thing and make it so I can touch Reeree?"
  1169. 01[03:42] <WokkaWokkarer> This should prove entertaining. Anything you can do to stop this, Michael?
  1170. 01[03:43] <WokkaWokkarer> 5"Yes. Malto can indeed do such a thing. He does it because you are friends of his bestest best friend for real."
  1171. 06[03:43] * LawrenceXavier crosses his arms. "I doubt that very much. Now listen. There's alot more going on in this world than just you. The psyche of people all across time are at stake here. It's not all just imaginary people." Continues on his speech, not even noticing that Michael's already dealing with it in his own way
  1172. 01[03:43] <WokkaWokkarer> He rolls over to the Mareep, and starts bouncing himself like a ball.
  1173. [03:43] <Michael> several things, one of them being to return him
  1174. [03:44] <LawrenceXavier> (Malto should learn Bounce as a Tutor move after all this!)
  1175. [03:44] <Lecia> Lecia keeps an eye on the proceedings, while at the same time not disturbing Rainy's eventual pet-times!
  1176. 01[03:44] <WokkaWokkarer> Bouncy bouncy bouncy, *liiiiick* He totally licked it. And it became tangible in Rainy's arms.
  1177. 01[03:44] <WokkaWokkarer> Exceptionally fluffy.
  1178. 01[03:45] <WokkaWokkarer> Michael, you can hear the Litwick as it returns to the ball. 6,1<Don't think this to be our final encounter. I shall return, and there will be dire consequences for standing before me!>
  1179. 01[03:45] <WokkaWokkarer> ... He totally had time to say all of that.
  1180. [03:45] <Michael> *sigh*
  1181. [03:46] <Lecia> "...Well, I guess you can't expect him to reform instantly, right?"
  1182. 06[03:46] * Michael cracks knuckles
  1183. [03:46] <Rainy> "YES!"
  1184. [03:46] <Rainy> "WOOOooOOoooOoOOooOohoooOOoOoOoOooo!"
  1185. [03:46] <Michael> "I will take pleasure in showing him the right path"
  1186. [03:47] <Rainy> Rainy's elated cheers probably ruin the mood over there a little bit, but she is so digging the fluffy thing. She buries her face in the fluffiness and hugs that thing like it's never been hugged before. She also rubs it on Lessy's head.
  1187. 01[03:47] <WokkaWokkarer> The Mareep half-assedly floats itself upside down in hopes of getting a belly rub.
  1188. [03:47] <Rainy> oh, she does that too~
  1189. 01[03:47] <WokkaWokkarer> Lecia's hair is totally staticked into a mess in the process.
  1190. [03:48] <Lecia> ...Lecia gives in on hearing Rainy's excitement and having it rubbed on her head. She also starts cuddling the Mareep. Too fluffy! WHO CARES IF HER HAIR IS A MESS!
  1191. [03:48] <Lecia> ...She does, but hardly enough to be upset. She'll fix it later.
  1192. [03:49] <Rainy> "Lessy, I'm making your hair into a helmet because helmets are important if you ride a bike so I figure if you're riding a giant robot you should need a helmet too and that makes me think why don't we wear helmets on airplanes it seems like it would be good in case you crashed but planes are faster without the weight of helmets I guess still I'm not allowed to go on a plane again until I'm
  1193. [03:49] <Rainy> 12 anyway after last time."
  1194. 06[03:50] * LawrenceXavier walks over to the other disembodied pokemon, and kneels down to talk to them. "Hey. You guys need a place to stay and figure things out?"
  1195. [03:50] <Lecia> She dares to ask. "...What happened last time?"
  1196. 01[03:50] <WokkaWokkarer> The Gastly floats over towards Lawrence, and starts nomming on his neck, as if trying to see how he tastes. He's curious, to say the least.
  1197. 06[03:50] * Michael bounces his lone pokeball in his hand, wondering what to do with it. Resisting the sudden urge to h-
  1198. 06[03:51] * Michael throws the ball into the air and smacks it with the nerf bat
  1199. [03:51] <Michael> "Malto!"
  1200. 01[03:51] <WokkaWokkarer> 5"Yes?"
  1201. [03:51] <Michael> "fetch"
  1202. [03:51] <Michael> *CRACK*
  1203. [03:51] <Rainy> Rainy decides to wave one of the Snivies over, too~
  1204. 01[03:51] <WokkaWokkarer> The Mareep lazily floats onto Lecia's head, its bodily shape contorting a bit to safely fluff itself up and be a helmet for Lecia.
  1205. 01[03:52] <WokkaWokkarer> 5"Malto will go retrieve the ball, but at the same time Malto must wonder if he should retrieve his own self since he, too, is a ball!"
  1206. 01[03:53] <WokkaWokkarer> He rolls back and forth indecisively a bit.
  1207. [03:53] <Rainy> Rainy's positioning is such that she's riding on Lecia's shoulders in such a fashion: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlpeebles/5479952663/
  1208. 01[03:53] <WokkaWokkarer> Which makes it all the easier for the Mareep to be fluffy.
  1209. 06[03:53] * LawrenceXavier glances over at Malto, and grins as Acguy comes up behind him and gives him a good bounce so he'd be sent towards the ball!
  1210. [03:53] <Rainy> With the Fluffy Reeree on Lecia's head, she leans forward to use it as a pillow.
  1211. [03:54] <Lecia> "Our combination grows greater, and a lot more comfy~!" And heavier. Though not as heavy as it could be since ghosts likely don't weigh much at all.
  1212. 06[03:54] * LawrenceXavier is left speaking with the Shuppet, the Gastly, and a Snivy
  1213. [03:54] <Rainy> She sends Nini out and whispers, "Nininininini, can you teach Snisni how to be a big cool snakey thing like you?"
  1214. 01[03:55] <WokkaWokkarer> The Snivy slithers its way up Lecia and Rainy, and parks itself atop Reeree before looking right at her.
  1215. 01[03:55] <WokkaWokkarer> Its demeanor, aside from being all dead and gross looking on the inside...
  1216. 01[03:55] <WokkaWokkarer> Shits from a poised, reserved one to suddenly horrifying demonterror monsterthing RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
  1217. [03:56] <Rainy> Shits
  1218. [03:56] <Rainy> come on man
  1219. 01[03:56] <WokkaWokkarer> It's enough to make the average little girl.
  1220. [03:56] <LawrenceXavier> It was so scared it shat
  1221. 01[03:56] <WokkaWokkarer> to make the average little girl cry**
  1222. [03:56] <Rainy> If it's that scary
  1223. [03:56] <Rainy> Nini's probably getting in between Rainy and it
  1224. [03:56] <Rainy> and backing it the fuck down as a bigger snakey
  1225. 01[03:57] <WokkaWokkarer> Well, it wasn't like that all of five seconds ago!
  1226. 01[03:57] <WokkaWokkarer> Of course, Nini totally grabs it by the neck with its tail and gives it a "If you fuck with Rainy I will end you" glaaare...
  1227. [03:57] <Lecia> Lecia freezes. NINI HAS GOT THIS. Or will get this very soon. Either way!
  1228. [03:57] <Rainy> Should I make a roll to resist meltdown?
  1229. [03:57] <LawrenceXavier> "You guys don't necessarily have to go with me, but I do have a place where you guys can stay. You might find yourself taking a liking to one of the members of our crew. Even if you don't, I'm sure Mother Swanna would take good care of you."
  1230. 01[03:57] <WokkaWokkarer> But it totally had the chance to do that to you.
  1231. [03:57] <Rainy> What stat would be appropriate?
  1232. 01[03:57] <WokkaWokkarer> You may indeed.
  1233. 01[03:58] <WokkaWokkarer> What would you believe to be the stat that consults emotional welfare?
  1234. [03:58] <LawrenceXavier> WIS or CHA?
  1235. [03:58] <Rainy> Rainy is a master of both of those
  1236. 01[03:58] <WokkaWokkarer> Charisma might be good for "faking" not crying if it actually would.
  1237. 01[03:58] <WokkaWokkarer> would make her cry**
  1238. 01[03:59] <WokkaWokkarer> Also, Acguy totally bounced Malto away. 5"Malto does not believe this is how this bouncy disposition should normally have an impact on his ability to maneuver!"
  1239. [04:00] <Rainy> 1d20+8 wisdom to not want to cry;1d20+7 charisma for a strong front if needed
  1240. [04:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, wisdom to not want to cry: 9 [1d20=1]; charisma for a strong front if needed: 14 [1d20=7]
  1241. [04:00] <Rainy> >nat 1
  1242. [04:02] <Lecia> JUST LET THE FIRST TEAR THROUGH. LECI'S HERE FOR YOU!
  1243. [04:03] <LawrenceXavier> "BUt of course, I'd be willing to watch any of you guys, too, if you'd prefer."
  1244. [04:04] <Rainy> Rainy squealscreams so ear-piercingly it could crack 50 layers of glass and then bust your eardrums. No, not really, it's more of a really loud squeak followed by wobbling as she barely keeps her balance, clinging to Lecia to hold on. Rainy starts bawling, tears pouring down her face and words coming in choked out sobs, "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Y-you... T-that's mean...! M-meanie! You
  1245. [04:04] <Rainy> meanie!" She blubbers, "I-I j-just wanted to t-teach you about being a better s-snakey... A-and you s-screamed at me... J-just like the p-police...!" Not just one tear's going through, rather, they're practically painting her face as she sobs heart-breakingly into the Mareep fluff. It's an 11-year-old's huge melodramatic meltdown-fit.
  1246. [04:08] <Lecia> Lecia takes Rainy off her head (hopefully with the cuddly Mareep), and proceeds to simply hug her (it's hard to hug someone that's on top of you). Most definitely after being sure that the snake isn't anywhere on her, though it's likely that Nini is gonna take care of that very quickly. "It's OK, everything will be OK, Nini will take care of that mean snake for you..." Hug hug hug.
  1247. [04:08] <Michael> >:I
  1248. [04:08] <Lecia> If the mean snake is still there, and Nini isn't RIGHT THERE, she'll throw it off first!
  1249. 01[04:10] <WokkaWokkarer> Nini totally has this taken care of. She sticks the Snivy into a garbage can and DRAGONRAGES it before closing the lid. Not tht this matters since the garbage can was kinda melted in the process.
  1250. 06[04:10] * LawrenceXavier runs over real quick and pulls the garbage can away before it gets burned up!
  1251. 06[04:10] * LawrenceXavier will take the dragon rage damage if he has to
  1252. [04:11] <Rainy> Rainy is attached to Lecia's waist, "B-but... Niniiii... S-stop! I-I... don't wanna hurt it! I just want it to stop being so m-mean to me and be f-friends..."
  1253. [04:11] <Rainy> (Rainy will hopefully be able to order Nini not to actually fire off the dragon rage in time, but who knows)
  1254. [04:13] <Rainy> Sniffle sniffle.
  1255. [04:13] <Lecia> Since it bears repeating, MORE HUGGING. The time for talk has passed!
  1256. 01[04:13] <WokkaWokkarer> Okay, so Nini totally didn't set the thing on fire. But a small spray totally went in as a warning shot. The Snivy comes back out, a lot more terrified.
  1257. [04:15] <Rainy> "N-Nini... T-teach Snisni... H-how to be--SNIFFLE--nice..." Rainy is an immovable fixture clinging to Lecia, sniffling frequently and occasionally letting out a small whimper, but her sobbing's mostly passed.
  1258. [04:16] <Lecia> Good thing she can turn those jagged edges on her armor off, huh? And because she needs them, the hugging has not and WILL NOT STOP.
  1259. 06[04:17] * LawrenceXavier helps the Snivy out of the can and offers him over. "Everyone just get along, okay? He's probably been in that darkness for a long time. It's hard to adjust."
  1260. [04:18] <Rainy> (He'll have to take the Snivy out of Nini's clutches to do that)
  1261. [04:18] <LawrenceXavier> (He grabbed it from the trash can Nini put it in)
  1262. [04:19] <LawrenceXavier> (So it's in his grip)
  1263. [04:19] <Lecia> TUG OF WAR!
  1264. [04:21] <Rainy> Nini's totally right there, though, and has directives to teach it to be nice. Which, incidentally, wasn't meant as a euphemism for "beat niceness into it" as much as "tutor it in the ways of being a tolerable being that's not a huge jerk."
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