Gay Fanfiction For Gay People

        Emilia lie on her hands and knees, tears streaming down her face. The love of her life has left her. Broken, and alone, she questions reality. Is it her fault? Is it his? “I...I'm not...I...” her mind struggles to hold thoughts, her mouth fails to form words. The hot tears serve as a reminder that what she feels is real. Her chest grows tight, and her wailing even louder. “Why!? Why did you leave me!?” Desperation consuming her, she pulls out her gun, a gift from him. “I... I'm going to join you...we'll never be alone ever again...” She points the gun at her temple. “I'm coming to your swamp...senpai.”

 

        Before she can pull the trigger, however, a large, green hand pulls it from her, discharging the weapon into the air. Her love came back for her. Shrek had returned. “Whenever we're together, Emilia, the world is our swamp. No Farquaad or Space Ghost is going to change that.” Before Emilia and Shrek can embrace one another, they hear a familiar voice behind them. ”子野地緒方世故とか、戴せた日手麻他！” Dio Brando had been watching them, still eager to finish his attempt at killing the two. “S-Senpai...I'll be the one to defend you this time.” Ambigious from Kill la Kill starts playing as Emilia draws her energy saber and points it at Dio. “そのまにちゅ？これが、ざわるどだ！”Dio summons his stand, The World, and stops time. Emilia's frozen with fear, also probably because time's stopped. Shrek's right arm starts glowing the color of onions. The power of layers start pulsating from him. The frozen time shatters all around him, and soon he can begin to move freely. The glass-like frozen time shatters all around him.  “I don't know why you're after her, Dio, but I can tell ya this.”

 

        “No one messes with m'swamp, or m'waifu.” Shrek lurches towards Dio, but freezes in place. Dio laughs heartily at Shrek's futile attempt to strike back. “子野地男鹿！龍田多々！画は母は母は母母！”Dio arches backwards, and curls back his head. A loud, ear piercing “WRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!” shatters the silence of the frozen time as he launches into the air. “ろあだろっぁだ！”Dio yells at the top of his lungs some incomprehensible Chinese chant, and then slams a steamroller onto Emilia. Shrek turns around, and reaching outwards as he watches his love, his waifu, his laifu, be decimated by some dumbass chink from the bottom of the ocean.

 

        “Dio, you've gone too far, mate. It's time to pay.” Shrek takes a huge chomp out of an onion. “I'll be the one to judge you!” Shrek's eyes begin to glow with fury, love, hatred, and all those other symbolic emotions. A single tear sheds from his eye. “Emilia-san...this is for you.” He raises his fist high, now able to move from the frozen time. “「All-Star!」”Shrek summons his stand. A large, hulking humanoid stand with onions decorating all over it emerges from his body. Before Dio can finish slamming his elbows into the steamroller, Shrek and All-Star begin their surprise assault on Dio. “まさか！？”

 

        “That's right, I broke your time stop! What now, Diego?” Dio glares with a new found fury.

        ”Ｄｉｅｇｏ？タウセタカ！？マサカノムラクモデスカワレワレワヌヂシツオベエチュ！”

 

        Dio stops time yet again, yet this time, throws thousands of knives at both Emilia, and Shrek. However, Emilia's glowing with a red aura now, the essence of anger emanating from her.  “You threaten my way of life. That was strike one.” She walks forward, her feet making holes in the ground to express her pure hatred. “You broke into our swamp, and tore my love from me. That was strike two.”

 

        She's inches away from his face.

        She steps forward one last time.

 

       

        “Lastly,” She reels back for a punch. Shrek does the same.

        “You pissed me off.”

 

        The two slam their fists into Dio's face at the same time. Dio nor Shrek had any idea, but Emilia's new stand, 「Le Tips Fedora」froze Dio where he stood. “Goodbye, Dio!” Shrek yells, as All-Star begins to shatter Dio's face. “ONIONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON,” his stand cries out. Blood spews everywhere as Dio's face begins to look more and more like raw ground beef. Emilia sends out Le Tips Fedora, and freezes his internal organs. All-Star and Le Tips Fedora slam their fists into Dio's chest, bursting out through the back. Le Tips Fedora starts to cry out, “LELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELE, M'LADY!” “まーまさか！？”Dio is astounded at the raw power of onions and autism, so astounded that he stops speaking in satan and speaks in English. “This...this power! Where are you drawing all this energy from!?”

 

        Shrek's voice rings out amongst the violence. “We evolve, past the autists we were before! Little by little, we learn to control our outrage! We turn mistakes into miracles, and create new life from our mistakes!” Emilia chimes in. “Our hearts, our souls, our fedoras, our katanas, and our sonic Ocs, they're all a part of who we are! When you combine our autism and our faggotry into one, you get a power that's unbeatable! We're the beta alpha, the beta omega, and the end to all normalfaggotry!”

 

        Dio's expression fades from disbelief to discontent. “Oh, that's it? You're not trying to break barriers, you're just trying to be autistic? Fuck this.” Dio casually calls forth his stand, and stops time. “Fuck this shit. I'm out. Burn in hell, both of you. Tell Johnathan I said hi when you get there.”

 

        Shrek and Emilia, along with their stands, punch harder and harder into Dio, eventually leaving nothing left. Dio returns back to his face of utter disbelief. “I STOPPED TIME, WHAT THE SHIT STOP IT YOU DICK-KUAH!” (It's a japanese onomatopoeia. Shut the fuck up stolken.)    

 

        Their hands all shattering through Dio, killing him. Before Dio can even hit the ground though, Shrek tears of Emilia's clothing. Emilia almost vomits in shock. “W-What!? 変体！”（fuck off stolken canonically she's japanese) [in PSP2R anyway] {or was that nagisa fuck it I don't care anymore}

 

        Shrek rips off his layers of clothing, to reveal a huge, bulging green penis. It reeks of onions, sweat, dreams, and most importantly, autism. So basically it smells like a brony. Before shrek can have sexy time with my waifu and cause me to have to kill myself, Groose swoops in and shoves Emilia out of the way. “Mind if I cut in?” Shrek bends over and stretches his asshole. “Not at all! My Groose is always loose for you!” Groose unzips his rectum commander and slams into Shrek's green, onion shaped asshole. Groose cums in like 3 seconds because fuck you groose you're a dick. Little did Shrek know, that Groose was actually out to kill him. Shrek tries to unmount Groose's huge pinkerstinker from his asshole, but it's too late. The magnets in Groose's Stand menstrualmarsuipal, 「Meet The Bandits」suck all of the internal organs out of Shrek's asshole.

 

        “Ha ha! It's all over! The swamp belongs to me!” Groose reigns over the swamp that begins to terraform into view. He stands atop the tree that spawned below him. “I feel like I just put on a fresh pair of underpants on new years day! This is the life!” He inhales deeply, and sends a tornado flying out of his cock from exhaling. Emilia is blown away and killed. Who cares though because this is the PSP2 version of her and not glorious PSP2R master race?

 

       

        A purple hedgehog stood waiting in the distance, however. He puts his phone into his Jinco jeans. “heh, this just got personnel...”

 

 

 

 

        “kid.”