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POOPP OF BARD

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  1. Poop of Bard: "What the crap are you doing!?" he exclaimed
  2. Poop of Bard: "I am monkey," I whispered in his ear.
  3. Poop of Bard: And with that, I shoved a lump of moist, ripe poop into his mouth
  4. Poop of Bard: ???
  5. Poop of Bard: You wrote that!
  6. Poop of Bard: MMM
  7. Poop of Bard: ALMOST BEZIER POINTS
  8. Poop of Bard: The poop just wouldn't ponyo out of my butt
  9. Poop of Bard: wait
  10. Poop of Bard: freudian slip
  11. Poop of Bard: uhm
  12. Poop of Bard: I mean
  13. Poop of Bard: The poop just wouldn't stop coming out of my  butt; it had to be thrown somehwere.
  14. Poop of Bard: Innocent pedestrians screeched in terror as warm handfuls of poop hit their faces.
  15. Poop of Bard: Wear thos shoes tomorrow!
  16. Poop of Bard: But then something unexpected happened:
  17. Poop of Bard: (It's freu-juhn slip)
  18. Poop of Bard: (OH ANGSTY)
  19. Poop of Bard: THey began eating it.
  20. Poop of Bard: They then pooped all over his face with me. It was a sticky, brown, putrid wonder.
  21. Poop of Bard: THE END.
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