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  1. having pee in their ear.
  2. the taste of used gym shoes.
  3. licking lower back sweat.
  4. incubating eggs in their orifices.
  5. rubbing their genitals on prickly ball hair.
  6. stare at frilly eyebrows.
  7. licking freeze frames of people sneezing.
  8. being indecent to ponytails.
  9. collecting nipple hairs.
  10. shaving their toes.
  11. rubbing loose knee or elbow skin.
  12. cankles.
  13. the look of someone smelling their kneepits.
  14. dressing as dead family members.
  15. eating cigarette butts of pre-teens.
  16. stuffing nail clippings in their genitals.
  17. the feeling of being spanked by judges.
  18. using doorhandles as buttplugs.
  19. being crushed by sleeping animals.
  20. making imprints in sand with their genitals.
  21. taking pictures of dog asses.
  22. licking pavement that children walk on.
  23. hanging themselves with panties.
  24. choking on the scent of a moldy armpit.
  25. curry made with saliva and dandruff.
  26. writing erotica with public bank pens.
  27. combing their overtly long pubes.
  28. getting their butt hairs plucked by a maid.
  29. bathing in highly acidic orange juice.
  30. spitting on graves.
  31. rubbing their ass on family members pillow.
  32. riding a bike with no seat, inconspicuously.
  33. public decency.
  34. wearing grandma's shoes, bless her soul.
  35. smell of rubber on their chest.
  36. getting their bellybutton sucked on.
  37. grabbing fat businessmens lovehandles.
  38. train-molestation of their lovehandles.
  39. wiping snot onto their genitals.
  40. having large vegetables in their mouth.
  41. eating used tissues in public.
  42. sitting in wet subway seats.
  43. wearing socks that are 9 sizes too small.
  44. wearing cosplay under their normal clothes.
  45. getting hair plug operations.
  46. painting swears onto their ass.
  47. getting tattoos of dicks.
  48. eating spoonfuls of coriander.
  49. the act of buying useless items.
  50. slapping funny faces onto their stomach.
  51. leaving their liquids on public silverware.
  52. asking people to pee in cups for them.
  53. farting after getting a perfume enema.
  54. performing enemas on invalids.
  55. scaring people by harshly blushing at them.
  56. pronouncing things wrong to foreigners.
  57. fingering their ass with anime figures.
  58. shooting themselves in the foot with BBs.
  59. imagining strangers in gymnast stretches.
  60. sniffing expired foods, while naked, sighing.
  61. denying themselves shoe soles.
  62. painting their clothes on with condiments.
  63. stealing chunks of people's carpet.
  64. taking showers while fully clothed.
  65. leaving their genitals visible while on trains.
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