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- PS1="youAreHere/ "
- export PS1
- alias --='-'
- alias ash='echo youAreHere/ '
- alias bash='echo youAreHere/ '
- alias cat='perl -l'
- alias cd='cd .'
- alias cp='echo cp'
- alias csh='echo youAreHere/ '
- alias df='echo /dev/dump 100% 100% 0% /tmp/jailfs/hoosegow/you'
- alias echo='echo '
- alias emacs='ed'
- alias env='vmstat'
- alias ex='ed'
- alias exec='echo cannot fork'
- alias exit='echo are you sure?'
- alias id='echo user\(me\) group\(sadly the same\)'
- alias joe='ed'
- alias jsh='echo youAreHere/ '
- alias kill='echo all dead'
- alias ksh='echo youAreHere/ '
- alias less='more ---x'
- alias logout='echo are you sure?'
- alias ls='echo .'
- alias mkdir='echo making directory'
- alias more='less </dev/null'
- alias mv='echo stay'
- alias netstat='cat /dev/random'
- alias ping='ping /dev/null'
- alias prompt='echo youAreHere/'
- alias ps='echo you 501 501 0 Apr 1 ? 0:00 /usr/bin/vicks -vaporub'
- alias pwd='echo you are here'
- alias rm='echo can\'\''t find'
- alias rmdir='removing directory'
- alias set='iostat'
- alias sh='echo youAreHere/ '
- alias su='echo cannot su to'
- alias sudo='exec'
- alias touch='echo please don\'\''t touch'
- alias unalias='echo no aliases found named'
- alias vi='ed'
- alias vim='ed'
- alias w='echo x, y and z'
- alias who='echo what?'
- alias zsh='echo youAreHere/ '
- # alias alias="sleep 5" # Uncommenting that last line is optional ;)
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