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  1. INTRO Hey, just to let you know, this is a rant and not a csgo edit. It's a rant. This is the only video I want people who know me to watch.
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  3. PREFACE To preface this video, this isn't directed at someone or you the viewer. But the things said in the second person happened enough that I feel I can both direct it at in a sense single person and the plural form of everyone who acts in my description. Also I sound like a hipster for a majority of this because "I don't go with the flow yo, just eat some fro-yo." Sorry, dead meme, I know. Prepare for some mad wisdom bombs at the end. Just kidding it's not new news, just facts people don't accept.
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  5. MY SUBS ...here we go... I don't understand a majority of the people who watch my videos. I've got about 300 subscribers at the time of recording this, and it feels like only 70 of them are actual people who watch people they are subscribed to - of which, half of them are the haters. "But Jeremy, half of your subscribers can't POSSIBLY be haters!" Wrong! I upload a video and within 30 minutes I have 3 likes and 4 dislikes. 4 people are dedicated enough to subscribe to me and open my video near the moment I upload it JUST to dislike. Are these lingering haters from my old channel?
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  7. CRITIQUE Then I get the "2 weeks later -> 5 more dislikes" - but here's the thing - I'm okay with those 5, because they're probably people who stumbled onto the video and ACTUALLY didn't like it (or crowd mentality, whatever) and want Google to stop suggesting these videos to them. I don't care, because these videos are for mainly for my own enjoyment (and ego). I thought about just keeping all my videos unlisted and just sharing with whoever cares enough, but I figured since I'm small enough it shouldn't matter. The dislikes and critique help me tell me what I should do, and usually I do it if it makes someone else happy and doesn't make me unhappy more importantly. Maybe selfish but I honestly don't care.
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  9. OLD CHANNEL/ACTIVITY Also, why are so many of my subscribers inactive? Did someone sub-bot me *only* 200 subscribers? Or are these the people who found me from my old Minecraft channel with 30,000 subs? How did they find me? Did they just forget to unsub since I stopped doing Minecraft videos? Why, then, sub in the first place if you see the first video was a CS Source let's play gun game? And the videos after that were all CSS? I stopped playing Minecraft in 2012, after starting in 2010, but around the same time I started CSS. It was like I started with 90% minecraft and 10% source in 2010 to 10% minecraft and 90% source in 2012.
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  11. ABOUT ME Here's something weird, why is the average watch time for my videos 10-15 loops? Like that's an INSANE amount for someone like me. Do people actually rewatch my garbage videos? It's literally just some basic frags with some more basic editing and some crappy music I found on "YouTube trending" or got spammed a link to *cough* Nick *cough*. I don't listen to much music, so I don't really have a taste to edit the video. I just find something I can create good flow to.
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  13. FORCED OPINIONS And worst of all, why do people tell me I'm cringey and I need to be more edgy? In all seriousness, even if I was to take their advice, I would just be in the jumble of unoriginal edgy bhop scripters who use stoner rap (I'll get to that later). I never asked for your input. Don't tell me what to do, I'm having fun as the cringey "bhopful" who just plays CS: GO how he wants. Don't let me weigh down your life and make you cringe, forget me... ...Really, all I want is to be forgotten. Don't try to manipulate me into having a synonymous idea of what you think is cool. Leave me be whatever I want, we aren't similar. You never acted like me in your past - sure maybe you bhopped for fun, but that doesn't mean we are similar. I will never become you because A) I don't like who you are and B) one similarity doesn't discount our differences. Ugh, manipulation at it's finest... And the thing is these are the same people who complain about having religion shoved down their throats. Oblivious hypocrisy.
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  15. EDGY BHOPPERS As for edgy bhoppers, these are just my thoughts. I don't mean to be a hypocryte so ignore this and do what you want if you fall under the category "edgy bhopper." If you find it fun, you do you boo boo. Anyway, what angers me is that no one is original. You get some stoner to quote-unquote rap into the mic. The background music is some static from a record player on loop and you can't even understand what he's saying. Oh wait it's curRENT YEar I need to be gender neutral. and you can't even understand what's being said. There is no flow to the video so it's just a bunch of frags basically. On top of that there is no editing and the hud is still there and it feels like no effort was put in, so it kind of just...looks like a recording dump. And a large huge gigantic majority of people who do this are closet cheating or faking frags. I'd understand it if they were showing off the editing, but they're not! There's nothing in the video to show off but the frags! It's literally just a waste of a video trying to get popularity but seem like they aren't. They're trying to be people like phoon and be so secretive and pretend to not want popularity to be the next big thing - here's the thing hotshot if you want to be like phoon, you need to have the same goals as him and not want popularity as a value, not just say it and secretly want to be popular. I hold some similar values to Matt, but not because I look up to him or want to be like him, because I held these values before I came into the CS series. I made minecraft videos so I could look back a few months later and just enjoy some of the fun times I had with friends cracking jokes. I hold similar values to him because I think they're true at least in some aspects.
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  17. CRINGE IS OKAY You know, let's go back to cringeiness for a second. Besides the fact I just found another way of just telling you be yourself, maybe being cringey is okay or maybe even good. I have a weird idea, just hear me out...or, I guess you have been because you've watch the video this far but whatever! You're not my general! I'll give you the abstract idea I'm thinking and then run it down with an example: it's better to be cringey because at least you won't regret it. Say you're at a birthday party, right?, and your grandmother gives you a hug and a kiss, but instead of returning said hug, you kind of have your arms at your side and let it happen. It feels cringey, but then your grandmother dies. (I did not expect feels bhopfu1) You never got in that hug or kiss, and it'll eat you alive. Maybe that example didn't work for your, say your family is of a different ethnicity than what you are surrounded by on basis (that is to say, pretend you're ancestry has a lot of customs, and you're a first generation "American" or whatever, surrounded by white people). When they go to take pictures, they are super cringey - but what if, for once, you went past that and just let it be. Don't let them weigh you down. Don't try to bring them up to your level as in the process you just pull yourself down. Now, to be fair this isn't from experience of my own, but it is still from experience. These are the morals others described as gained from their dilemma.
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  19. COMPLAINING Can people stop complaining about CS: GO updates? The game was fine at release, and people who discovered bugs deserved the ability to abuse them. Those who spread it weren't cool (that is to say, fun people to be around). Just leave me a good game to have fun with and stop ruining everything I loved about the game! Sure nothing was perfect but I'd rather have old CS:GO where nothing is perfect than new CS: GO where 20% of the game is perfect and the rest just sucks. I found a lot of exploits myself, and sure I'm probably not the first person to discover them, nor am I known nor want to be known for discovering them, but I enjoyed using them. I guess something that comes with exploits is the time limit you have to exploit them until they're fixed, or become a mechanic of the game as a whole. Anyway, can people also stop complaining about me never uploading? I upload when I feel, and these videos aren't even for you. I hate it when I'm on the horn with somebody and they're like "ugh dude I gotta pump out another video." Don't make yourself have a job with no reward.
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  21. /RANT Also if you scroll a little bit down, you'll see the dislikes on this video. Not because someone watched it and disagreed with my opinion, they would've left a comment, but because there is general hatred toward me as a person. Okay Mr. Disliker, BLESS YOU. I know you sneezed, I'm from the future. Well, these are the guts of my brains out on the field for you to make fun of, dislike, critique, etc. Thanks for watching, I think? Instead of see you next time, to not be a hypocryte myself, good bye :)
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