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fog machine more like SABOTAGE

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  1. -- eclipticAdministrator [EA] began pestering doctorMacabre [DM] at 16:21 --
  2. EA: ¡MY KING!
  3. EA: ¡!!!!!!
  4. DM: MISTRESS
  5. EA: ¡howwwwwwwwww are yoooooooooou!
  6. DM: i am doing WELL
  7. EA: ¡AS A KING SHOULD BE!
  8. EA: ¡but my king i am not just here for idle chit chattery!!!!
  9. EA: ¡one of ur GUESTS OF HONOR revealed something shhhhhocking!
  10. EA: ¡shocking!!!!!
  11. EA: ¡for u see last night the lord of lies confided in me his secret love of fog machines!!!!!!!!
  12. EA: ¡as well as his plan 2 use one IN YOUR VERY OWN ABODE!
  13. EA: ¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!
  14. DM: FOG MACHINES
  15. DM: IN MY HOUSE
  16. EA: ¡yes!
  17. DM: HOW COULD HE DARE
  18. EA: ¡i am sorry 2 have 2 tell ut his!
  19. DM: THE MOISTURE WILL RUIN MY UPHOLSTERY
  20. EA: ¡but he is willing 2 DIRTY UP YOUR WALLS!
  21. EA: ¡YESSS!
  22. DM: HE KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS
  23. EA: ¡I KNOW!
  24. EA: ¡HE SAID IT WITH HIS VERY OWN HANDS AND WORDS MADE BY HIS HANDS!
  25. DM: ) ):C
  26. DM: WERE GOING TO HAVE TO
  27. EA: ¡MD: AND WHAT !F ! AM RUNN!NG A FOG MACH!NE !N B!SMET'S CASTLE?
  28. MD: !T SU!TS THE ENV!RONMENT!
  29. DM: HAVE SOME WORDS
  30. EA: ¡see!
  31. EA: ¡he is!
  32. EA: ¡TRAITOROUS!
  33. DM: I CAN PRODUCE MY OWN FOG THANK YOU VERY MUCH
  34. EA: ¡i know that my king!
  35. EA: ¡u are more than capable of being GREAT on ur OWN!
  36. EA: ¡but do not be 2o hard on the lord of lies my king for, u remember, HE HAS!
  37. EA: ¡SEVERE!
  38. EA: ¡BRAIN DAMAGE!
  39. EA: ¡AND SO MAYBE HE JUST DID NOT THINK ABOUT IT!
  40. EA: ¡LIKE A FOOL!
  41. DM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
  42. DM: HA
  43. DM: HA
  44. DM: HA
  45. DM: HA
  46. DM: HA
  47. DM: HA
  48. DM: maybe he did not
  49. DM: well i have informed him that he shouldnt
  50. DM: use the fog machine in my HIVE
  51. DM: though turns out he doesnt even HAVE ONE
  52. EA: ¡whattttt!
  53. EA: ¡did the lord of lies lie 2 me!!!!
  54. DM: i think the FACTS may have been MISCONSTRUED
  55. EA: ¡that!
  56. EA: ¡DASTARD!
  57. EA: ¡i guess my report was innnnnaccurate!
  58. EA: ¡:(!
  59. EA: ¡dear king i have let u down but fear not!
  60. EA: ¡I WILL PUNISH MYSELF FOR THIS CRIME!
  61. EA: ¡OKAY!
  62. DM: PUNISHMENT IS NOT NECESSARY
  63. DM: EVEN GODS MAY MAKE MISTAKES
  64. EA: ¡but ur highness i have!
  65. EA: ¡failed u!
  66. DM: you have NOT
  67. EA: ¡i will w&er the desert 2 make up for this!
  68. DM: NO PLEASE
  69. EA: ¡& maybe i will learn how 2 perceive the TRUTH behind the lord of liess LIES!
  70. DM: your presence is more USEFUL to me HERE
  71. DM: THAN IN THE DESERT
  72. EA: ¡:(!
  73. EA: ¡wellll!
  74. EA: ¡if i am more useful when i am near u!
  75. EA: ¡then maybe i should w&er the opposite way!!! 2ward ur hive!
  76. EA: ¡actually my lord i am not sure which direction i should be w&ering in because!
  77. EA: ¡i do not know where u live!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  78. DM: I LIVE ON THE ROCKY CLIFFS OVERLOOKING THE VAST OCEAN
  79. EA: ¡from which direction does the sun rise?????!
  80. EA: ¡it will make it easier 2 find ur hive because!
  81. EA: ¡the ocean is pretty big ur highness!!!!
  82. DM: THE SUN RISES FROM THE EAST
  83. DM: AS ALWAYS
  84. EA: ¡how is the climate!
  85. EA: ¡also what kind of rocks are these cliffs made of!
  86. EA: ¡this is important!
  87. EA: ¡oh & are they PUNY CLIFFS or KINGLY CLIFFS!
  88. EA: ¡VITAL INFORMATION!
  89. DM: THE CLIFFS ARE KINGLY AND MADE OF SHALE
  90. DM: AND THE CLIMATE IS
  91. DM: TEMPERATE
  92. DM: I GUESS
  93. EA: ¡okay!
  94. EA: ¡i will go find my lusus & then we are going 2 come & find u!
  95. EA: ¡& when i get there i will bow 2 u & stuff ur highness!
  96. EA: ¡jejejeje!
  97. EA: ¡SO EXPECT ME!
  98. EA: ¡DONT BURN DOWN THE HIVE OR ANYTHING JUST BE READY ILL BE THERE SOON!
  99. -- eclipticAdministrator [EA] ceased pestering doctorMacabre [DM] at 17:28 --
  100. -- eclipticAdministrator [EA] began pestering doctorMacabre [DM] at 21:15 --
  101. EA: ¡my king ur hive is very elusiv!
  102. DM: IT IS A LARGE CASTLE
  103. DM: ON A CLIFF
  104. DM: not all that ELUSIVE
  105. EA: ¡i am in the desert!
  106. EA: ¡u are on the coast!
  107. EA: ¡IT IS ELUSIVE FOR ME!
  108. DM: NOW WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS DESERT
  109. DM: OF YOURS
  110. EA: ¡im in the middle of a huge patch of cacti!
  111. DM: im going to need a better landmark than that
  112. EA: ¡ummm!
  113. DM: wait we are now MOVING HIVES
  114. EA: ¡there is a pointy black boulder in the middle!
  115. EA: ¡it is pretty tall & also what!
  116. EA: ¡who is moving hives!
  117. DM: WE ARE GOING TO VISIT
  118. DM: ANOTHER FRIEND
  119. DM: THE ADORABLE ONE
  120. EA: ¡OH NO!
  121. EA: ¡I WILL HAVE TO ADJUST!
  122. EA: ¡MY COURSE!
  123. EA: ¡WHERE IS THIS SUPPOSEDLY ADORABLE PERSON!
  124. EA: ¡SITUATED!!!!
  125. DM: WELL YOU SHOULD ASK HIM
  126. EA: ¡i dont know him!
  127. EA: ¡or his h&le!
  128. DM: WELL HIS NAME IS JAKRAM
  129. DM: and his handle is
  130. DM: befuddledarbitrator
  131. DM: ( (:C
  132. EA: ¡I SUPPOSE!
  133. EA: ¡I WILL SPEAK WITH HIM!
  134. EA: ¡SINCE YOU THINK HE IS ADORABLE!!!!
  135. EA: ¡I AM TRUSTING YOUR JUDGMENT OLD FRIEND!
  136. DM: ALRIGHT
  137. -- eclipticAdministrator [EA] ceased pestering doctorMacabre [DM] at 22:12 --
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