Stinky Hitchhicker

Stinky Hitchhiker  [F4M][femsub][body odor][armpit]

	Hi mister, thank you so much for stopping.  I'm headed to New Orleans.  That's ok,  I'll ride as far as you can take me.  <truck door opens>  Nice truck. <truck door closes>
	Oooo, the air conditioning feels so good.  Its so nice to be finally out of that hot Louisiana sun.  I can finally let my hair down and air it out.  <sounds of hair tie and hair whipping about>  Stupid hair tie <sound of disgust>  these are the worst when they get wet, but the best at keeping my hair out of my face.  There, that's better.

	What? What's that smell? Oh, sorry, its probably me. <long sniff> Yeah, it most certainly is me.

	Well, I'm sorry, I was standing out there on I-10 in that humid heat for hours and I haven't had a shower in days.

	Please don't kick me out, you know you were the first person to even stop and ask where I was going.  I promise I'll keep my arms down.

	What do you mean that's not the only thing you smell?

	I don't believe you.  You're just saying that to make me... my pussy does not smell like a dead trout!

	You want me to check and see for myself?  Fine! <struggles with belt, button, and zipper> Here, is this what you want?  Is this what you want me to do?  You want to watch me finger my dirty pussy then < long deep sniff> smell it?

<cough><dry heave><catch breath>

	Woah, ok, you're right, it is pretty bad.  But you really have to be all up in there to smell it.

	What?  You were lying to make me do all that?  You jerk!

	Wait, why are you slowing down?  No, no don't pull over.  Please, mister, please don't kick me out.  It's so hot out there.  I'll do anything, please! I'll do anything.  Anything...

	You want me to repeat after you?  Ok...

	<ashamed reciting> My armpits smell like a skunk died in an onion patch.
	<ashamed reciting> My pussy smells like rotten sardines.
	<ashamed reciting> I'm a disgusting sweaty pig.
	<ashamed reciting> I'm a filthy road-side slut and I'm willing to do anything for a lift.

	<timidly> That's it?  You... don't want me to do anything else?  Really?

	Ok... yes... ok... that's fine.  Yes, sir, no more lip from me, and I promise to be quiet for the rest of the trip.