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- alias JuanDeag1 "say All right, well, it's been a while since I've told the story of Jaun Deag, so pull up a chair.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag2"
- alias JuanDeag2 "say First of all, his name was actually JuanDiego Montoya, he played for DIAF (Die in a Fire) and FOH; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag3"
- alias JuanDeag3 "say He just showed up on the scene at a South California LAN that I worked at one day. I remember the first time this kid walked into the place.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag4"
- alias JuanDeag4 "say I say walked but I swear it kind of looked like he was floating on air. He was wearing this weirdass grey gui and sandals.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag5"
- alias JuanDeag5 "say His eyes looked like they were burning red but you could tell it was from no sleep and too much CRT. He didn't really talk much.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag6"
- alias JuanDeag6 "say He walks over to the counter, buys 1 all-day pass, 4 bowls of kimchi, 4 cans of ice tea, looks at me and says Valar Morghulis.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag7"
- alias JuanDeag7 "say Well this was weird as fuck. A week earlier, the local sponsor for the big $5,000 LAN we were hosting had pulled me aside.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag8"
- alias JuanDeag8 "say He told me that a fucked up kid might show up and ask to register a 1-man team for the tournament.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag9"
- alias JuanDeag9 "say He told me that the kid would say the phrase "Valar Morghulis" and that I should register his 1-man team, despite our rules.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag10"
- alias JuanDeag10 "say The first game JD played was on de_inferno. He literally sat in spawn the entire T half and allowed the CTs to 14-0.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag11"
- alias JuanDeag11 "say On the 15th round, he bought a desert eagle, a grenade, no armor. He then naded himself down to half hp.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag12"
- alias JuanDeag12 "say Then He typed "Hello. My name is JuanDiego Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die."; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag13"
- alias JuanDeag13 "say Next thing I know, this kid bunnyhops up T-ramp, up the ladder, and quick deags two mid awpers.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag14"
- alias JuanDeag14 "say He bunnyhops down to Mexico and gets two Banana pushers with one taps, now JD only has 2 shots left.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag15"
- alias JuanDeag15 "say JD shoots one off in the sky and starts yelling "VALHALLAA" and runs up mid to the last guy who is now rotating through boiler.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag16"
- alias JuanDeag16 "say The last dude was one of the only known players to ever master the complete recoil pattern of the para, his name was Johnny R.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag17"
- alias JuanDeag17 "say JD pushed out of mid exactly as Johnny R pushed out of boiler, Johnny R switches to para and lets out the sickest para spray.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag18"
- alias JuanDeag18 "say And then, the incident. Few counter strike players know this, but back in 1.6, you could actually anti-recoil an opponent.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag19"
- alias JuanDeag19 "say If you could do a perfect opposite movement of the recoil pattern your opponent was inputting, he would miss his shots.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag20"
- alias JuanDeag20 "say Johnny R is emptying the entire para clip at JD and hitting 100% recoil compensation, JD is hitting 100% anti-recoil.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag21"
- alias JuanDeag21 "say It was some crazy shit to watch. Then you hear Johnny R's "click click click" and JD switches from knife to the desert eagle.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag22"
- alias JuanDeag22 "say With the last bullet, JD one taps Johnny R. The entire LAN is quiet for 7 full seconds.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag23"
- alias JuanDeag23 "say Before any of us have a chance to say anything, we realize that the round hasn't ended.. behind JD, something spawned in Mexico; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag24"
- alias JuanDeag24 "say All I could see was a bright light on my screen... I looked over to JD's screen and his was the only one that showed the demon.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag25"
- alias JuanDeag25 "say JD needs to reload, the demon is rushing at him, he doesn't bunny hop away or go down with his knife.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag26"
- alias JuanDeag26 "say Instead he types out "JAB JAB FORWARD JAB FIERCE" into the console. Everyone's screens go black, flicker 5 times, and light up again.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag27"
- alias JuanDeag27 "say The map was de_dust, in T spawn beside a dead terrorist body, there was a chest. I looted it quick and held onto it for years.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag28"
- alias JuanDeag28 "say Then, one day, I thought about trying a CS GO operation key on the chest. And that's how I got my Deagle Diego Hellfire.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag29"
- alias JuanDeag29 "say tagged Unique, No Drop, No Loot, No Trade, No Rent, No Screenshot.; alias JuanDeag JuanDeag1"
- alias "JuanDeag" "JuanDeag1"
- bind "[" "JuanDeag"
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